I'd be nice if fake created an entire cinematic universe so all the authors could write big fanfics for it, and then someone makes a manga... Fake, do all your stories exist in a unified cinematic universe?
If a demon is living in my house would it be a good idea to watch anime like yu yu hakusho or demon slayer while shes home ?because i love those shows and im not going to stop for some girl. Shows Before Hoes
I don't normally watch this kinda asmr but omfg the dialogue is hilarious seriously if youtube doesn't work out you'd make a hell of a comedian.-pun not intended
Huh? You don't think I can't make portals too? Heh. That must mean you don't know anything about me. See, the thing is... I make portals differently. I use RINGS to make portals. And no need to go through that ritual process. I've got an alternative. If two people are holding the same magic ring, one of the ones I create, the ring will bind the two together. And then lay the ring on the floor, watch the magic happen and boom, your very own newborn. The ring will be destroyed during the process as it takes up all of its energy, which cannot be recharged. And you know what? Now that I'm here, we can use this ring ritual to create our own newborn. Just one, okay?
@@bigpenis1578 so yeah but its fine as long as you sometimes dip in occasionally like bruh i have facebook account but i havent got on in a few months aswell
Slayer's Testament I In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bile of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer. Slayer's Testament II Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before. Slayer's Testament III And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm. Slayers Testament IV The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting. Slayer's Testament V None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed. Slayer's Testament VI And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Doom Slayer in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doom Slayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void. Slayer's Testament VII Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Doom Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.
What if she was created by the ritual with a lot of demons and for real is VERY stronk hellspawn? So strong that she was abandoned right after ritual cuz all participants realized that she can destroy them with just one move of her little cute finger. And now she living without understanding of her true potential. But what if will happen something, that awake that potential...hm (my english can be very bad, hope i wrote all right)
I tried to convince my demon under my bed to be my girlfriend.
The next day, it was gone
oof
same here bud.
same. am i that ugly?
@Sleeper Kim wow, that's a big feels bad
@@jessie06_ nah, your bootifool (no homo)
I've failed Latin class again.... But the demon I've summoned is cool.. so I don't mind
Let me correct you:
*Task Failed Successfully
*Wheezes in xenomorph*
I would watch this as a show
My roommate is a real monster. 😉
Netflix adaptation
I'd be nice if fake created an entire cinematic universe so all the authors could write big fanfics for it, and then someone makes a manga...
Fake, do all your stories exist in a unified cinematic universe?
That’s it, make the petition and I’ll sign
@@photoshoprequiem5954 can you make the petition, im bot really aure how
A haiku about moving in. Ahem:
Two souls joined as one
Sharing space is a true test
How strong is our love?
I've seen your amazing Haikus on three different channels,
I feel hella blessed
@@RyanKillins Thank you, friend. I hope you're enjoying them
Althecor of course I do, they make my day
I have stumbled upon this comment and channel. Good job on the haiku.
Question if I have a demon moving in is should I not play doom in front of them?
Jay Asking the real questions.
that's like saying if you should play gta in front of a human
[fake name here] it’s more like, if you play GTA in front of a black person and you’re only running over black people.
@@kumbi8368 yes that's makes better sense
Establish dominance
And I think the human way of having a kid is simpler
Oh cute. Now all ya need is a little Cerberus
"Lord Kevin spawn of 100." "Lord Chad Spawn of 200"
"The max is like... 6 I believe?" So you're telling me that a demon harem is possible?
Pog
Demon harem... Sounds nice.
Fun fact: When a frog swallows its prey, it blinks, which pushes its eyeballs down on top of the mouth to help push the food down its throat.
Allow me to scream and then violently gag
Cool
Cool
I... that's the wierdest fact I've seen you comment
Thanks for the reminder I needed that for my studies on amphibians
The one that reeled me in and made me a faker. I'm so happy it got a sequel!
Lol, I think your outro humor is some of the best snappy shots I've found anywhere. Love ya Fake
So you’re telling me that Demon Polygamy exists.
I'm not surprised by this fact just disappointed
A demon harem doesn’t sound *too* bad
@@dum5247 Is this a HELLTAKER REFERENCE???
We nightmares actually have a really strong friendship with demons and i sure love her, she means the world to me 💗
Doom Slayer: **sweats**
Always good to have company over especially monster girls how nice!
Man, I learned more in this video then in all my years in school
If a demon is living in my house would it be a good idea to watch anime like yu yu hakusho or demon slayer while shes home ?because i love those shows and im not going to stop for some girl. Shows Before Hoes
That… what? You watch shows in which humans are killed by others too, do you not?
A lot of lore going on here.
My holidays are gonna be great with this upload schedules
“This is an on Fire garbage can” “could be a nursery”
"I'm sure we're gonna get comments"
Heh meta?
Maybe
my mom thought I had a Satanic bible in my room but it was a book on the history of heavy metal that I stole from my school library
Hey, it’s the demon girlfriend! Nice to know they’re moving in, might have to get rid of some random holy items in the room though... Nice video Fake!
I can't even escape history class with a Demon GF.
*Darn you History!*
Keep up the good work, you deserve happiness and joy for everything you have done for us. Thank you
No loving, scary, cute demon gf why live?
I don't normally watch this kinda asmr but omfg the dialogue is hilarious seriously if youtube doesn't work out you'd make a hell of a comedian.-pun not intended
Hope this story continues
Love all the constant uploads
Gamer moment
I’m just gunna say a hell beast may have self preservation but cars do not, definitely more dangerous to use a car
*_finally sacrifing all those orphans paid off!_*
orphans ? so thats what im doing wrong i've sacrificed tons a kids with parents do they have to be alive or not
@@justasentientmclarenp1879 BOTH BOTH IS GOOD
Buschmensch Helmut der Zerstörer ok great I’ll try it now
Edit : damn my demon wife is looking nice her headlights are amazing and her rims too
@@justasentientmclarenp1879 did you summon a truck?
Sakuya Izayoi no it was a Dodge Demon
Thanks this was great 👍🏼
0:08 i read the "i"'s message: Context
My mind: e o contexto?
keep up the awesome audios :)
Pretty good video
Doom slayer guy: interesting🤔
Huh? You don't think I can't make portals too? Heh. That must mean you don't know anything about me. See, the thing is... I make portals differently. I use RINGS to make portals.
And no need to go through that ritual process. I've got an alternative. If two people are holding the same magic ring, one of the ones I create, the ring will bind the two together. And then lay the ring on the floor, watch the magic happen and boom, your very own newborn. The ring will be destroyed during the process as it takes up all of its energy, which cannot be recharged. And you know what? Now that I'm here, we can use this ring ritual to create our own newborn. Just one, okay?
Still waiting for ASMR Dallas needs a medic bag and Chains is in a pickle.
Or jacket preparing his tapes for heists and wolf in a bad mood lol
Poor guy didn’t watch the stream and hear her say she was gonna make a second one. F’s in the chat.
jokes on you my boy Freddy is the spawn of over 1000 men
meanwhile doom slayer is shooting other demons
They gotta keep making demons or they are going to go extinct.
This was very informative.
We need an audio about the first time they cuddled. Sleep-Cuddling is hard enough with human bodies, but add on horns? I NEED to know how that went.
I Like the lore
Im waiting for this to become a tv show fully animated probally like the owl house style animation
@@bigpenis1578 yeah but idk how it works
@@bigpenis1578 tbh im not really active on most social medias i have but i do pop in every once in a while but then flake when they message me
@@bigpenis1578 i bet the majority of people kn social medias do the exact same
@@bigpenis1578 so yeah but its fine as long as you sometimes dip in occasionally like bruh i have facebook account but i havent got on in a few months aswell
@@bigpenis1578 someone says im pretty agreable
By someone i mean basiccaly noone
ah yes hell portals
Part 3? Please let there be a part 3?
Now this is epic
I'm just sitting here eating strawberries
Slayer's Testament I
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bile of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.
Slayer's Testament II
Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before.
Slayer's Testament III
And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm.
Slayers Testament IV
The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.
Slayer's Testament V
None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed.
Slayer's Testament VI
And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Doom Slayer in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doom Slayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void.
Slayer's Testament VII
Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Doom Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.
So how will they make that babi now ?
It's unfortunate that like women in my life the demons leave when you tell them your ready for a relationship
GOT'EM
What if she was created by the ritual with a lot of demons and for real is VERY stronk hellspawn? So strong that she was abandoned right after ritual cuz all participants realized that she can destroy them with just one move of her little cute finger. And now she living without understanding of her true potential. But what if will happen something, that awake that potential...hm
(my english can be very bad, hope i wrote all right)
The story just writes its self
Ah darn wait so we can’t have demon babies hon?
Y'know, I'd love to learn how we met our Demon GF.
Demons are fun ngl
I’ll let this one slide
mommy and daddy go to gather
I love your videos but could you make them a bit longer? 5min is not enough time to fall asleep too :)
Longer videos please
I don’t wanna get got :(
Honeycomb
Wish the demon in my house was my girlfriend.
Your sister?
@Soviet General Georgy Zhukov wha- I don’t- ??? I have so many questions.
This reminds me of a certain......someone
So how does does demons procreate with humans?
Part 3
Yes more fake asmr what we all need
Why is it that every time I click on your videos it's a political ad? 😂
I wanna play DOOM with her
Hi
*Gtfo of my room im playing Minecraft!*
bruh
Mint -> Fake
Who's gonna bless my ears next?