Indian Insults & Comebacks | Stand-up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- Jokes about Indian insults, parents, and their comebacks.
Credits:
Shot at - Canvas Laugh Club
Edited by - Nanak Bhatia & Abhishek Upmanyu
Sound Mixing & Mastering - Sohail Gandhi (Tuning Fork Studios)
Written & Performed by - Abhishek Upmanyu
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Dear lady whoever you are. Your laugh adds value to the jokes.
lol
True 🙌
Homeopathy ki doctor hai
@@fatimaasad4394 😂 I got it
@@kalyanishende595 😂😂😂
Not kidding my left ear is filled with that one person's laugh 😭
Earphones/headphones user savdhan rahe satark rahe 😂
thats me😅
That's actually Sorabh Pant. 😂
I would have liked your comment but decided to leave it at 69
@@aashayagrawal1334 now it's 79, u have a chance do it 😂
@@sjcd23abhishekkumars80 ahh man here goes nothing congratulations for the 80
*One person in the audience is having the best day of his life.* 😂😂
He is lqughing very loudly
That's literally me . I keep checking the videos for people getting annoyed by my laugh 😂 You're welcome
@@YashSharma-nr4mr your voice is like female
@@dayala.s5275 Actually it's just the laugh but I see what you mean hahahah
@@YashSharma-nr4mr hahaha you got it
Nobody can ever understand Indian father's obsession with 'subah uthkar dekho'!! 😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭
I do
Right yrr...😂😂
Woo toh hai😂😂
Me roj ladta hu iss bat par🤣
*_HE KNOWS WHAT ACTUALLY MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE GOES THROUGH_*
Cz he came out from that
**Go*
Yes u r right
Ingliesh 100
@@Ayushsingh-pn2gb And i am ryuk and misa misa's child.
He has best delivery
He has best script
He has best catchy lines
He is most well focused
He is currently best Standup comedian
2 years later:- He is still the best
For india
Anubhav Singh Bassi Is The Best 👑❤️
bassi ❤️❤️❤️
@@ammarsheikh7206 hahaha bassi gandu hain... Abhishek is op
Mozart is Indian..?
I am a simple person ..I see his new video...and then repeat all the old ones...🙌
th-cam.com/video/orX4UpcZRW4/w-d-xo.html
Plz subscribe 🙏
Same here 😉
😂 same
Same here 🦋
Same 😂
Remembering your journey. And thanks for choosing standup. :)
A comedian is great when he can insult himself in front of everyone.
All comedians do that... M bored of their self insults... Some are even handsome still they insult themselves like ppl call me very ugly....
Like dr.gulati 😇
I used to get bad dreams when i slept in bad mood. Now i started to watch his short videos to laugh before sleep and it cured my nightmares . Thankyou abhishek.
🦋💃🌸
U r welcome
For dream you have to sleep.i think whole night u r watching his show
Nightmares jaisa kuch nahi hota
Your body aura turned positive and it is increased, Same effect when you walk alone and meditate
I always used to say 'jo bolta h vohi hota h' as a comeback to any insult.
I can relate 😂
SAME
Lol I used to take any insult and either ignore it or make joke out of it
I used to say, "Goes back to you"🤣🤣
Today it's changed to "yOu aRe pROjECtINg" 😂😂😂.
Anyone else here in 2024😊
Yes boss😅
Yup
😅😅
Yes😅
😢😅
*Baal Lambey Karlo Sadi Pehenlo Sadak pe Nachlo*
Was the best one for me anyone else.
Baal lanmbe karlun 😏😏
Bhoot hote hain !!!
Fir wohi bndaa aage jaake tiktokers k Naam se famous hua
ghar mai thode paise aa jaenge lol
True 😂
"Papa mujhe aids h"
"Tum subha uthke toh dekho yaar"
😂😂😂
subeh jogging karne jao sab apne aap thik ho jaega
@@siddharthdas846 this is rich class dialogue...
Middle class : subah jaldi uthu nahao dho sab apne aap thik ho jayega...
😂
Ye sab mobile use krne k kaaran h
Nahi nahi mere mom na bola ke mobile ki waja se hua he
I made my mom see this video because it was relatable, she laughed around in the whole video but the part where you mentioned, "parents ke according meri saari problems khatam ho jayenge agar main subah jaldi uth ke nashta kar lu", she said, "that's true, usne (referred to Abhishek sir) yahi kara hoga tab hi stage pe hai" and the conversation became a banter of how you would've completed the work jaldi uth ke and then did the stage show. 😂😂😂
Hahahaha
Lol
Lol 🤣
uske shows night mein hote h...toh wo jaldi nahi uth ta
Tum subah uth k to dekho
1:51 Kira's laugh
Aareree🔥❣️
Nope 😂
😂😂
Kira kon hai
@@mumtazansari9275 its a death note character
This guy joined TH-cam in 2006.
Didn't upload a single video until 2017.
Uploads 2 stand-ups in 3 weeks.
Gains over a million views and 40K subscribers.
Yugandhar Bhalbar this is called preparation
lmao for 10 years?
Yugandhar Bhalbar It takes a lot of time and thinking to write a 1 hour script which is actually funny. And to prepare it looking at the mirror, perfecting every pause and shit is hard af. It's not that easy to become a comedian
i know it isn't that easy. but you didn't really get my point here.
Maybe he used Internet Explorer to upload his videos !!
“Mom, main gays ki baat kar raha hu, bhooto ki nahi.”
_“Chup kar, bhoot hote hain.”_
I m 69th like😌
🤣🤣🤣😂
😂😂osm
th-cam.com/video/o16YYeEztIo/w-d-xo.html
pubg ban roast😂😂😂😂
Jogging kro aids apne aap thik ho jayega 😂😂
His ancents and expresions are making his jokes more hellerious
reality
Ancents🙄
Accent, expressions*
Accent, Expressions, Hilarious*
@@kajalsarkar5754 🤣🤣🤣
Omg 4:20 parents ko Sach me lagta hain subhey uthne se nashta Karne se sarey problems end ho jayegi🤣🤣🤣
Others - Making fun of homosexuals.
Abhishek - Making fun of Homophobes. Legend!✌
Which stand up comedian is making fun of homosexuals?
@@heet7875 finally someone said that 🙌
@@hadiakhan6658 have you checked them personally?
@@rahulr6381 have you checked personally that they are not
Not fighting just bored saw comment and replied
Yeh batein toh baad mein yad aaygi 😂
Toh mein kia karun,job chor dun?😂😂
KAJAJHAHAHAHAHA😂
itna kon khush hai is comments se
Yahi Baatein to Baad mein yaad aayengi
Heh! Dosti ke pal!!
I see a star rising ....
This was Hilarious.😂
Kripanshu Khandelwal ye
bhai tuje kitna paisa dia tuje yeh comment dalne ko..
How much did u get to comment negative ?
AIDS
Kripanshu Khandelwal true man
Where it all started... Legend was born with the lisp😂
i was also came here to write this bruhh! 😂😂😂
His voice's perfect for standup comedy 😆😆😆
🥴🥴🥴rip
Absolutely
heya
Yaa even Akash Gupta has the best voice as a Comedian..!!🤣🤣
No dude, it just seems that it is God gifted but they have actually worked on their voices(he and other comedians), speaking style, the tone of the voice for the performances. Hindi mein bole tooh "unhone apni aawaj uss hisaab se dhaali hai ki wo sarcastic lage, aur ye keval lg aasaan raha hai aawaj dhaalna, but hai kathin".
I am a law student and my father, in a very serious tone said: "Subah jaldi utha karo. Mere liye Supreme Court ka judge wahi h jo subah 6 baje the."
And I muttered to myself: "Phir to hamare akhbarwale Ko abse 'My Lord' bulana chahiye."
Apoorva Vishnoi 😂😂😂😂 awesome
Apoorva Vishnoi 😐
Sabhi "Law student" walo ka yahi rona hain,,,,,
Apoorva Vishnoi facing same problem yaar my father also asks me to get early in the morning that to at 4 mujhe aaj tak smj nhi aaya 4 bje uth kai mai karu kya
Apoorva Vishnoi Sach mein same here
first time ever I'm thankful of TH-cam recommendations.....u nailed it bro😂😂
Nisha Kanetkar brozoned 😂
mohit101101101 I didn't mean to insult him😅.......we girls just tend to get conditioned reflex....
You also nailed it Nisha calling him bro :P
Nisha Kanetkar hi
Nisha Kanetkar that's the point, Indian girls tend to address everyone with bhaiya. if a cute guy comes upto you and address you with "behen/ sister"😂😂, what would you do.
After Upmanyu's birth:
Doctors be like: tauba tauba tauba saara mood khraab krdia 😂
Sara mood acha kar dia***(change)
I miss these glasses n hairstyle, new Abhishek Upmanyu toh pura changeich ho gya😮
ARMY!
nya video dekhne ke bad... ye video fir se dekhe taki nye abhishek upmnyu se relate kar pau....
Army?
yeahhhhhh peeps, army here!! XD
@@nandinisingh5786 bts🔥🔥
after zakir khan i found another comedian with some realistic stuff gOod job mate :)
Aksh Thakral I agree bruh!
Aksh Thakral watch Sahil Shah and Daniel Fernande they are great too
Jess D i used to follow them as well i was a big fan of sahil shah but he doesnt has a good throw ,lack of timing, lack of humor
Aksh Thakral - Watch Kenny and Abhis
Rahul Subramanian is also one of them.See his stand-ups.You will love him
When someone says Tu pagal
Reply: Tu pagal,tera baap pagal,tra puri khaandan pagal😂😂
apne bhai ko kya bolu🧐
@@kailo67 ??
mai usko bolu tera baap pagal hai??
@@kailo67 Mere bhai ne mujse kabhi nahi kaha tu pagal
mele se galti mujhe maj kar de
2:37 are Bach ke kaha jao gay, gana bhi vahi Gaya jisme gay shabd aya 😂😂😂
No One :
Girl in The Crowd :
ahehehehehehehehehwhhweh
😁
😂
😂🤣
@@Siddhi_Singh_ hey cutie 💕
@Nemesis 🙄😤
Bhai yeh viral hojayega!!! Too good!
Sandesh B Suvarna ho gya bhai trending me ha ye video
Sandesh B Suvarna I think he will be great at stand up comedy. Few of top Indian stand up comedians are overrated and very predictable.
Rightly said!
Sandesh B Suvarna nitte me bhi viral ho jayega
Sandesh B Suvarna
Desi+Logic+Sarcastic+No Ego= Abhishek bhai
The comeback that his mom have when he said he wanted to grow his hair, is so hilarious. Thinking abt it is making me laugh
Accept the fact the this is not the first time you've watched it
This is the first time I have watched it
@@manasraj7700 same🙃
Nahi Behan ji , main pehli bar he Dekh raha hu.
@@shaelsharma8468 😂😂👍
7th timeee
No one:
Upmanyu: tu paencho *TUUUU PAENCHOOO*
😂😂😂😂
छि छि ये क्या होगया पूरे hospital का मूड खराब कर दिया इसने यार 🤣
Dad to mom= क्या करना है फिर इसका 🤣🤣🤣
Bhai you got a new subscriber nice stunts
🤣🤣🤣
@@bablu7857 thanks dear 🙏
Saale subtitles
why are u repeating ???
Dr. Bindra's joke🤣 0:50
Bro dr had copied it 😂 even abhimanyu had noticed and replyed
"Chupkar Bhut hote hain"😂😂
This man is too good yar anyone in 2019?
@monika bisht 😂
Are Bhai me toh 2040 me dekh raha Hu!
@@rosieshubby2075 lame joke 😂
✋
🙋
best standup of 2017 Baki sab wahi wahi repeat kar rahe hai ye Banda superstar banega
Best parts about these videos are that they are highly relatable 😂
I don't know why im watching Abhishek again and again after every month😂😂
*One person in the audience is having the best day of his life.* 😂😂
Same here ,watching him from 2 years every month
Because he is super hilarious 🤣 I do the same watch.
More than the content, it's his timing, tonality and delivery that stand out.
Kamal Kothari
agree👍
1:38 for tiktokers
That last sequence "Tum subaah uth ke to dekho" was so freaking relatable. 😂🤣
The guy laughing out loud is the camera person, who never expected this.
@3:05. Chupkr bhoot hote h😂😂😂
Tum subah utho sab thik ko jayega😂
Every dad in India😂
2:55 Chad mom
The guy who was laughing loudly had his best day of his life😂
What is the problem with u. Enjoy
Woman
'Chup kar, Bhoot hotein hain' lollll
0:38 Hrithik Roshan in the audience ;)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just searched 'best stand up comedy' and this was the first recommendation♥
1:07 wassssssss literally trueeee man😂😂🤣🤣
hospital ka mood kharab ho gaya hahahhahahahahha
lol
more videos plsssss
Fh
minakshi gariya lolzzzzzz 😂
checkout my channel for ....
hahahahaha
0:01 A LEGEND WAS BORN.
❤
What really is nice about Abhishek is he cracks relatable jokes and even more better is he doesn't humiliate his audiences unlike other comedians. I think it is very easy to pick someone and make fun of them to make your audience laugh. Love your performance man ! keep up the good work and thank you for all the work you put on to come up with such brilliant jokes. @AbhishekUpmanyu
Is no one going to praise him for standing up for gay rights?
Haha! Wait for his Jealous of Sabziwala videos.
Nope....gay rights is normal...fun here is the comedy....🤗
Didi, standing up FOR hota hain, standing up to matlab virodh karna.
@@piyushlahekar4215 Bhaiyya apko point samajh aa gaya na
@@tetsutetsutetsutetsu5012 your username kinda reminded me of that one steel guy in class 1-B (BNHA)
3:01 bhoot hote hai...cracked me up :)
Someone in audience just died laughing. R.I.P♥️🙏
☹️
🤣🤣
😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
|Sorry sorry
😑😆😆☺️☺️🙂🤔😐
Rip
😥😥😌😣😔😕😆😙😀😊😢😦😦😦☹️🙁☹️😢😭
😂😂😂😂
I died 😂🤣
2:10 The amazing way he educated people about homosexuality without being rude yet in funny way was phenomenal. Thanks.
*Abhishek :- papa mujhe aids hai*
Papa:-
*Tum subha uthe ke to dekho yaar*
This was hilarious
Explain me anyone.. I didn't get that part 😭😭
@@manuxoxo6399 mujhe bhi samajh nahi aaya
@@sapandeepsingh2420 abe isme esa kya tha jo smjh nhi aya😂
Uske baap ko...uske aids SE koi lene Dena nhi h...
@@manuxoxo6399 parents are always be like
Get up early in the morning no matter what !!
I'm here after his makeover 😂
paisa ho pass me kuch bhi kar sakte ho
Yaar tum sabah uth ke toh dekho..
tumhara bhi aisa makeover ho jayega XD
@@avirathsharma8855 जॉगिंग करो मेकओवर अपने आप ट्ठीक होजाएगा कुछ नी है ऐसा
@@areyoufreaked13 bhai 8 month pheli ki baat ab reply great
@@avirathsharma8855 Bhai main usually kam use krta hun TH-cam.
When dostana movie came out, I asked my mom what is gay... I'm glad she didn't refuse the question and explained it to me maturely.
Kritika Taya bhagwaan bhala kare tumhara... WHAT IS GAY
Retro GOD I was only a child.
Kritika Taya Quite progressive. Good parenting 😊
lucky
Lucky you, I had to figure out everything on my own.
I miss this Abhishek Upmanyu :( You were so good!
Still is!
3:49 how about a drop test?
😂😂
He is a perfect stand up comedian....Just Too good man
Yeah
Best Line: AIDS HAI MUJHE- Subah uthke to dekh sab sahi ho jaayga😂😂😘
Samgh nhi aaya
Indian parents solution to every health problem 😂🔥!!!
7 years later this guy still Stands Top on my Fav standup comedians❤
The way u said "hospital mood kharab kardiyal " is made my day
*maine soch liya hai bhai break up ke baad daru nhi piunga sirf tere videos dekhunga*
😂😂😂😂
Puneet Tiwari 15 min me ho jayenge dekh ke.. Jyada nahi hai 😂
Puneet Tiwari hahaha
Gunjan Tiwari haha.. Just kidding.
Puneet Tiwari 😂😂😂😂
Puneet Tiwari 😂😂Good....😂😂😂
Comedians make us realise something we otherwise don't pay attention
The message he gives in every video is just amazing...one of the finest comedian..
I'm back again after finishing more of his videos ...now I can confidently say that he is not one of the finest he is the best...I mean not only his skills but his honesty and not show off attitude till now is just amazing..that's why he actually can spill tough facts this easily...and that should come up like this...keep it up...lots of best wishes...Mazedaar...
3:32 was so funnyy
hospital ka mood kharab kar diya😁😂😂
Bhai kaha chala gyaa hai tu... 😂😂😂
Vapas aaja...
Puneet Tiwari
Isko mai twitter pr lagatar ping pong kar rhi hu.. udhar active hai bohat😂😂😂
Saumya Mishra
Hahaha.. But yrrr videos q nhi aa rhe hain..? Unfortunately mai twitter pe hu nhi abhi.
Puneet yr pata nhi. Ye sakht launda hai, mereko reply nhi krta.. 😂😂😂
hahahah.. Sakht nhi busy..
Puneet Tiwari kripya sakti baneye rakhe
I don't know how many times i have watched this... surely 70+
dungeon_ master his special is even better. I died 😂laughing. Can't get enough of this guy.
I liked your comment because of your profile foto
Nice profile pic 😂
pitchers fan i see
@@livehardordieeasy701 Where is it? Netflix or Amazon Prime?
Following the tradition, came to his channel and Binge watched all of the videos !
Never gets old man! 😂
Someone said, "Aai ga..." at 4:06 😁😁😁
from 4:14 to 4:28 I saw myself right there...😂 matlab hadd hogai, kuch BHI problem batao, ek hi solution niklegi "subhe uthke tho dekho 😈!"
God I'm hooked
It's such a stress buster.
I beg you to upload more!
prarthna bhalla +1🙋♀️
I really want this guy to upload more videos!
Prathna does a prathna
3:33 chi chi ye kya hogya hhh 😂😂🤣
subah jaldi utho nashta karo life apne aap set😂😂 har maa papa ki line😂
Even then it felt like a personal attack on me. Like my dad just said it yesterday.
तुम सुभे उठके तो देखो यार
That's true ,you will feel yourself energetic ,like Akshay Kumar .
It is actually true. Try it peeps
Chacha from mirzapur2 got the idea of revenge from this episode. 😌😌😌
Underrated but bete mouj kardi😂😂😂
Watching this for 15th time😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sa Ku i hope they will provide subs
Sa ku English part is explanation...main punch is in hindi lines
Bhai ek bar m samaj na aaiye toh 15 bar dekhna pdta h 😂😂😂
I need to give prize to you .. how you surrender for this type of buckchodi
150th for me 😂
1:25 listen carefully.....🤭
I really read insults as RESULTS
Same😂😂
Same here 😅😅
Same 😂😂😂😂😂
Kyuki Result aane k bad Insult hi Hoti h bro😉
Me also 🤣🤣
Chi.. Chi.. Ye lya ho gya yr.. Pure hospital.. Ka mood.. Khrb ho gya..😂😂😂😂😂
Same here buddy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
My fav line
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Today is my chemistry practical exam and am here it's 8 am ...
9:30 m paper h ..
Bhut tension thi ...
But after watching it am like somewhat better 😀.
But again I remember oh god haalat toh abhi b waisi h qk paper h 😅
Even my dad does repeat telecast of this # सुबह उठ के तो देखो 😂😂😂
My mom says everyday subh jaldi utho breakfast kro sb thik hojaega 😂😂😂😂
Did your parents gave that advice to my parents? Milne de tere parents kabhi...
Sinner Saint 😂😂😂
I want your profile pic ..it's so cute❤️ where can I get that?
@@janakiipatell instagram se copy ki hai
Any public account?
3:50. Kya krna hai bhai iska 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hii
@@PlayGames-sy6xhsimp
4.7k dislike??? how can someone dislike this kind of humour, abhishek is best
Unke paida hone pe bhi poore hospital ka mood kharab ho gaya hoga
Ayush ke supporters hai shayad😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏
@@DeepakKumar-cn6uc hahahahaha shayd
@@MohanKumar-jp4tnhahahahaha
4.7k parents saw this video.
04:29 this guys really enjoyed the show
finally something in hindi.varna english me hasna padta
rock 123 ,
rock 123 zakir khan bhi hai
I agree. Every time he puts out a new video, I go back and binge watch all his old videos. Simply superb! Give us more videos pls. Or an online show to come watch you. Big fan!
3:24 "no buddy". 😂🤣💯🔥👍
watching in 2024 😂
😂😂😂😂