Delhi, Mumbai & Rich People | Stand-up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ม.ค. 2017
- Jokes about moving to Mumbai from Delhi, Rich People, and Helping the Poor. Hope you enjoy it.
Credits:
Shot by - Karan Asnani, Karan Kundnani & Sandeep Mishra
Shot at - Canvas Laugh Club (22nd Oct, 2016)
Edited by - Abhishek Upmanyu & Nanak Bhatia
Sound Recording: Bharat Leppard
Sound Mixing and Mastering - Sohail Gandhi (Tuning Fork Studios)
Written & Performed by - Abhishek Upmanyu - ตลก
Tomorrow is my exam and I am watching This.
Kitna Ganda Aadmi hu mai yaar.
Lol
Me too
Same here
Mee to lol 😂😆
Yehi baate to baad mein ayaad ayengi😂 jab result ayega ki padlete to 10 20 number jada ata.
"Paise to honge iske pass, paise toh sab pass hote hai".
"Isko shayad cab ka na pata ho".. Epic👌👌😂😂😂
Sachme Bhai😂
🤣🤣
That was awesome
yarr mai India se nahi hu isliye nahi pata
ek bat batao
keya sachme south bombay ke ladki log aise hote hai?
Hahaha gajab
Anyone in 2024
Bore hora tha..old time comedy yaad aa gayi
@@gamea-live6392apka profile bhi 🤣 funny
Ya yaa ya😂
No
I've watched this almost 15-20 times, whenever i am out of videos or can't decide what to see, i directly enter standup in search and see this video. Never get bored of it❤️
💙💙💙😘😘😘
@@oceanicblue3773 gay or wott??
Abey padhai likhai karo ias yas bano desh sambhalo
Maine vidmate se download karke pc me rakhi hui hai...🤣🤣
@@raviff769 pppp
Your accent surely adds alot to the humour level!
u mean the Delhi accent? hehe
As someone said,"comedy isn't a guy saying funny things,its a funny guy saying just 'things'.
*"Your"
Your*
Yass he is the goodest
I have watched this one 20 times now and still
Whenever he says "Abe paise he toh Saari problem hai"
It feels so deeply
Me too
3:51 Spain jao or money heist kro bank looto 😂
1:12 that sorry reaction was sooo funny 😂😂😂😂
You are the next big thing in Comedy..
Tech Inc. Agreed
i second that!
Nope, Kenny Sebastian is the best !!
Nahh!!
Kenny who BC ?
"Arre dekho Nani jaa rhi hai"
"Dhakka maar pizza milega"
And I rolled off my bed.......
Sachhh
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Tuhi toh nani nhinhaina😏
Semmmm 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way he deliver jokes is awesome.every time i watched his jokes makes stomach pain laughing too much
Watched it so many times, still hilarious, what a guy 😂😂😂😂
His facial expressions and way of telling is its USP
oh achha? achha hua bata diya. tum nahi batate toh humein pata hi nahi chalta 😌
USP???
USP🙄¿¿¿
@@thevoid8544 Ur Sexy Propaganda (USP)
Thank u,good man.
Imagine the girl at the airport is watching this 🤣
Might be fictitious
..
Made up story i guess
Which girl bro?
@@revtijadhav8497 videos to dekha kro pura😄
@@ashishhkumarr5108 hai dekh liya pata cha gaya! 🤗😄
4:03 life in a line 🙏🏻
😂😂😂 omg he's supertalented.... His expression and way of saying is superb
"Aise to mujhe New York ka rasta pata hai" Hilarious 😂😂😂
1st reply
@@pandabear1136 🥇
@@ancient9182 yay
😂😂
Thanks. This part I understood now after you wrote 🙏
Abhi: are you from Bombay?
Girl: no im from south Bombay
Abhi: abbey salley....
😂😂
@@rudrathakkar1146 oh Bhai, mujhe nhi pata tha ispe itne likes aa Gaye h😅
😂
@@yashgupta1724 bro you sus😂
@@RahulKumar-xm9cl noo I was in electrical 🙄🙄
4:16 true delhi me garibi dikhti ni hai 😅🥲.
This was the first stand up comedy video I had seen ...my Boyfriend showed me this ...it's been 3 years to my breakup and I still miss him ... whenever I miss him , I watch this video ... Arpit I don't know if you will ever read this msg but I still miss you 😔
How did you broke up?
@@oogway5472 Ye lo... ab batao divorce lawyer ko detail mein😂
@@oogway5472 kyuki upmanyu ke vdo ke baad isne sunil pal ka vdo recommend kra tha
Hi Shristhi
Nobody can beat the level of comedy done by Abhishek Bhai. We love you Abhishek bhaiiiii
@Firebolt no he is not, he is one dimensional only nostalgic
@Firebolt sbki apni opinion h i respect tht, zakir bhi accha h mujhe abhishek zyada hasata h
Biswa kalyan can
Bau kadam
zakir khan, dave chappelle
aisa kuch naam suna hai kya
Ye aadmi tabaah kar dega 😂😂😂
Old Delhi Films tu v taabah kar phir....:D
aag laga dega ye :D
no vdo is better than this vdo on utube stand up
😂😂😂
Old Delhi Films waqai yaar hahahaha
Abhishek's glow up is amazing ❤️💯
5 years still same vibe same smile no change. After 5 years it will give same smile to my face.
Abhishek :- " Mumbai mein sare sadak pe so rahenn "
Le selmon bhoi :- write that down , write that down 😂😂
Charles the french
Selmon bhoi - Footpath is lubh ❤️
@@guneetpoplee995 yes
*take them down**
Underrated 😂🥤
Impulse action attack me 🤣
Nidhi Chaudhary hello
Nidhi Chaudhary hello
Nhi degi
Fuck off
N ur beauty attack men😅
"Wo dekho nani ji ja rahi hai dhakka mar pizza milega"
😂😂😂
This line is epic 😂
Somebody give this man a one hour special !
"Paise hoote sabke paas..."
I thought he would say
"Par dikhata koi naiiiii...."😂😂😂
3 idiots chatur ki speech 😂😂
Epic😂
😂😂😂
St....I mean dhan
deta****
" My name is Abhishek and i am from Delhi "
Audience: wohooooooo
Chandler Bing : No woohooing No Woohooing!
😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jb wo joey ki sister ke sath sex keta fur dusre din bhul jata h which sister 🤣🤣
@@asimehtasham3083 exactly 😂✌🏼
And he said in another vid ki he's from Chandigarh
He's actually from Chandigarh
I dont know how I still laugh when i watch this video..after 6 years..❤❤Thats sone real talent
This is my 10 time and still getting laugh❤️
This guy is a meme material 😂😂😂😂
E.g:
1. kya bola tune...
2. Kya hi kr loge
He is not a material, he is a person 😤
he is a comedian i think
@@jashajain911 q
@@jashajain911 women🍵
No one has presented the difference between rich, middle class & poor in such a subtle way. Abhishek you are much more than a stand up comedian, who has observed life very closely. Hats off to you
"Naniji jaa raha hai dhakka maar pizza milega" dude this line is outstanding 😂😂😂
0:42 "Sale Talwar mar denge tujhe" 🤣🤣🤣
"Jabse bombay aya hun 40 uncle ko kiss kr chuka...."
*"baad me yahi baaein to yaad ayegi"* 😂
😂(his this video is my fav)
Moment banana zaroori he, chahe gaadi hi kyu na thok do!
My fav video
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Moment bana rahay hain. 😂
"Talwar maar denge....."
"Metro mein talwar leke kaise aaya tu?"
😂😂😂
Inbuilt talwar I guess lol
Karunesh Talwar
Please visit NCR ,noida, tugalkabaad metro station you'll find guns, drugs and swords. Too
800 liked by me
@@shambosaha9727 n
the first stand up that i ever like of Abhishek Upmanyu is this particaular stand up great Abhi keep up the good work
Your humour is next level bro. God bless u. U deserve all the accolades 👍🏻
Abhishek Upmanyu ...Massive Respect bro...you have a pronounced lisp and yet youve overcome it and have this massive confidence and talent to come up with content thats not from your birthplace, delhi and yet you are charming Mumbai audiences.. amazing.. best wishes and hope you do great in all your endeavours
satyajh what is a lisp?
Prince Vegeta totala
Prince Vegeta his enunciation of the sound "sss" is different than normal
ya n actually it makes his speaking style even more cool .
LISP is a programming language used in Artificial Intelligence
the way he deliver the words . perfect
Ohh gandu
@@praveensharma9768 🤦🤷🏽♂️
He single-handedly destroyed zoya Akhtar's whole damn career.
Watching this again n again never feels boring😂😂
Riya Biebs where you from 😂😂?
RiYa BiEbS me too watching second time.
Hmmmmm it's not boring👌👌👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍
RiYa BiEbS yess correct❤
RiYa BiEbS obv=???
Ye pakka engineer hai:)
chemical
Tanay Kumar i also from chemical 😎
Soham Patankar i am in 3rd year ...
Which college, which country?
Soham Patankar India Lol 😂😂 ......
This entire episode is a box of memes...😂
The best indian standup to grace the field. Incredible material, fantastic delivery.
"Are you from bombay?
Noh, i'm from SOUTH BOMBAY "😂😂😂😂 hilarious
yeah
U frm south bombay too ..??
sara ifteqar lol
I'm from South side of West Bengal 😂😂😂
hahahhahah
hey abhishek.. huge fan from pakistan here.. your stand ups are hilarious AF.. the znmd bit was too good.. i feel like you're the next big thing.. keep up the great work..
Arsalan Khan inki audience bht supportive hai.. wAllah.
ketan saamant Sex
Asem Jawaid india me talent ko support bohat milta hai.. thnx
Thanks no one is talking rubbish. Thats the best part about comedy, everyone enjoys it.
Tell me what a Pakistani has to do with Delhi and Mumbai
How someone can be so talented yrr.. God bless u sir
I am finding great difference between Abhishek and karunesh talwar. The later guy, strongly criticizes and blames and insults someone or something to gain laughter. He insults a side to gain laughter from another side. But here Abhishek made fun of both Delhi and Mumbai in an amazing way that both cities are gonna enjoy and at the same time can understand their faults. Great!!
2:52
Ye kaisa solution hai ??? Aise toh mujhe Newyork ka rasta pata hai😂😂😂
👍👍👍
Yaa😂😂
The only guy..who deserves this stage..😘💖
Tom Cruise sr8
Tom Cruise yes bro, his comedy is actually funny.
Tom Cruise f
Bhai ...zakir.khan ....Gupta ji ...inhe bi search kro
@@tri55441 zakir chutiya hai... har baar same topic
sheher ki ladkiya vs desi ladke... iske alawa or kuch suna hai usse?
Man his comedy peaked during that time. Way too good😂
Agar gareebon ko pata chal gya
Hilarious 😂😂
😂😂😂🎉🎉
Paise kharch nahi karne aate
As someone from delhi who's moved to bombay, I can say that this is 100% true
bagelho1e With due respect It's Mumbai not bombay and Welcome
Kshirsagar Amol Smartass 😤
@@kshirsagaramol6211 Leave it bro some peeps are British brainwashed so they like to call Mumbai Bombay we'll continue to say Mumbai as locals
It's Mumbai,not Bombay.
"Tujhe kya lagta he? Hume idea nhi aaya kbi Europe ghoomne ka"
Epic★★
New York ka raastha bhi simple hai. Get down at Mumbai, and take a flight to New York
This is the video that made me your fan. I even watched you live in hyderabad just before the pandemic. Hope to see you live soon.
Who else was eagerly waiting for his another standup video...this guy is amazing 😉
2050.... and we're still waiting
Nitish Sharma haha
'Are u from mumbai
?'
"no I'm from South Bombay " 😂😂
lol
i need to rewatch this every month for my sanity😂
He's the best stand up comedian.....incredible 🔥
3 years ago and still it's refreshing.
And also this breathtaking lady in the beginning -
_Please put your hands together for ABHISHEK UPMANYUUUUUUU_
Babu Bhaiya be like : "tu jarur gunda banega"😂😂😂😂😂😂
No one is better than @abhishekupmanyu....I keep
watching his videos,whenever I feel sad....I ve seen each videos of urz more than 100 times
Yeah biro 😄
Boy : Are you from BOMBAY ?
Girl : Nah, I'm from SOUTH BOMBAY!
*Hilarious*
Anurag Tiwari I'm from South Bombay. And, I'm not rich. lol.
Doveranalyst then how do you get to Nasik?🤔
Doveranalyst 😂 😂 😂 good one
Actually I didn't get that joke
People from South Bombay are usually rich and when asked where you from they will specifically say South Bombay to drive the point they are rich and high class
1:38 kitna ganda admi hu mein 😂😂
I come after seeing Instagram memes
Bhai GAZEB ke insaan ho, tumhari videos kitni baar bhi dekhu, bore nahi hota !! 😅🔥💯
Bhai itne stand up comedian dekhe yehhh next level bnda hai
1:56 my phone fell off my hands 😂
Who is here after his new video to compare how he looked before\after😂
vaishnav vasudevan meeee🙋♀️😂😂😂😂
huge difference in personality
Me
He looks better than now
mene kiya h ab handsome ho gya h londa
"Wo dekh Naani ji jaa rahi hai..dhakka maar pizza milega" 😂😂 This one was extremely hilarious 😂😂😂
3:13 lack of money😂 this never gets old.
wo dekho nani g ja rahi hain dhakka maro pizza milega......
Lloyd Christmas That was too good and so relatable.
Doveranalyst what the what? 😳 relatable?
+MegaAsh1996 Evening' ppxml. .lwyi gh rt Dr cyst
Doveranalyst hii
Lloyd Christmas oh shit I read this as I was watching the video exactly
The host lady was more excited than the audience
Hii
🤣🤣
😂
Her voice is really nice and powerful. The way she said upmanyu 🔥🔥
@@ABC-op2nz she is aditi mittal i guess
Your three videos all total is just outstanding, I never get bored, while watching many times , and watching more often, every time I get the kick of happiness 😀☺desperately waiting for latest videos.
The best thing about Abhishek is his natural comedy and joke 🔥🔥
LOOK AT HIM NOW, THAT'S WHAT IS CALLED TRANSFORMATTION.
Paisa hi toh sabse badi cheez hai.. Tab ye gareeb thaab ye paiso n khelta hai toh transformation toh hoga hi... 😂😂
I liked his earlier version.. it was very funny!!😂
I'm already watching this 20th time since this was uploaded
Abhishek you rock😎😍
Tehreem shaikh kyu pehli baar me samajh nahi aaya kya 😂😂😂
I'm surprised ki no one wrote their whatsapp number or phone number below this comment 😂
Desh sudhar rha hai... Bobs and vagene type ke log kam ho rhe hai.
Tehreem shaikh
Hello
Lo aa gaya ek 😂
Jebaz Raja hahaha thats right bro, there's still plenty of room for development.
Baap of stand-up comedy. ❤Abhishekh❤
I never get bored of your videos bro. Have seen ur videos multiple times 👌👌
I can say I was here when abhishek had only 2 videos now he is a comedy star.
yah now 3 videos😂!
Me to every question after writing my name class roll no in exam
1:24
Lol
I am falling in love with him because of his great sense of humour 😄
Punch line pe punch line.... This is an epic Standup comedy....
I am so lucky that I saw this show live :-)
Ameeth Kumar kitna bada show tha
You earned a subscriber at 'Nah... I'm from South Bombay' 😂 Suuuper!!
Kitne baar dekhu yaar bore hi nahi hota isse 😂😂
Sir kya expression dete hai osmmm😂😂😂🤣🤣
My Fav part Start from 1:10 and then on 1:35 "kitna Ganda aadmi hu Mai.." it's the best dialogue..😂😂
Me: Teri to😬😬😬
Uncle: sorry Bhai!!!!
Me: iska jawaab to ata hi no meko!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aseh toh mujhe Newyork ka rasta para hai was epic......omg
Abhishek sir, the way you present your content is quite hilarious. I got a stomach ache while laughing। It was too good
your problem was "lack of money" probably but she thought you had "lakhs of money" 🤣🤣
* Sorry? Iska answer to aata hi nahi mujhe* Ahahahahahahahahahaha.
Tamanna Chaudhary zesex
This never gets old 😂
My goodness! This is a laughter riot 🤣
I have seen this video for almost 20 times now in this month.... And i can't stop laughing everytime.. It's a mood booster. 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes... Very true
"Dhakka maar .. Pizza milega" Laughter guaranteed even after watching it n times .. 😂😂
Sneha Shashidhar absolutely sneha