Delhi, Mumbai & Rich People | Stand-up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- Jokes about moving to Mumbai from Delhi, Rich People, and Helping the Poor. Hope you enjoy it.
Credits:
Shot by - Karan Asnani, Karan Kundnani & Sandeep Mishra
Shot at - Canvas Laugh Club (22nd Oct, 2016)
Edited by - Abhishek Upmanyu & Nanak Bhatia
Sound Recording: Bharat Leppard
Sound Mixing and Mastering - Sohail Gandhi (Tuning Fork Studios)
Written & Performed by - Abhishek Upmanyu
"Paise to honge iske pass, paise toh sab pass hote hai".
"Isko shayad cab ka na pata ho".. Epic👌👌😂😂😂
Sachme Bhai😂
🤣🤣
That was awesome
yarr mai India se nahi hu isliye nahi pata
ek bat batao
keya sachme south bombay ke ladki log aise hote hai?
Hahaha gajab
"Aise to mujhe New York ka rasta pata hai" Hilarious 😂😂😂
1st reply
@@kanika_j 🥇
@@ancient9182 yay
😂😂
Thanks. This part I understood now after you wrote 🙏
Your accent surely adds alot to the humour level!
u mean the Delhi accent? hehe
As someone said,"comedy isn't a guy saying funny things,its a funny guy saying just 'things'.
*"Your"
Your*
Yass he is the goodest
I've watched this almost 15-20 times, whenever i am out of videos or can't decide what to see, i directly enter standup in search and see this video. Never get bored of it❤️
💙💙💙😘😘😘
@@oceanicblue3773 gay or wott??
Abey padhai likhai karo ias yas bano desh sambhalo
Maine vidmate se download karke pc me rakhi hui hai...🤣🤣
@@raviff769 pppp
Abhishek :- " Mumbai mein sare sadak pe so rahenn "
Le selmon bhoi :- write that down , write that down 😂😂
Charles the french
Selmon bhoi - Footpath is lubh ❤️
@@guneetpoplee995 yes
*take them down**
Underrated 😂🥤
"Arre dekho Nani jaa rhi hai"
"Dhakka maar pizza milega"
And I rolled off my bed.......
Sachhh
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Tuhi toh nani nhinhaina😏
Semmmm 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ye aadmi tabaah kar dega 😂😂😂
Old Delhi Films tu v taabah kar phir....:D
aag laga dega ye :D
no vdo is better than this vdo on utube stand up
😂😂😂
Old Delhi Films waqai yaar hahahaha
1:12 that sorry reaction was sooo funny 😂😂😂😂
I have watched this one 20 times now and still
Whenever he says "Abe paise he toh Saari problem hai"
It feels so deeply
Me too
Tomorrow is my exam and I am watching This.
Kitna Ganda Aadmi hu mai yaar.
Lol
Me too
Same here
Mee to lol 😂😆
Yehi baate to baad mein ayaad ayengi😂 jab result ayega ki padlete to 10 20 number jada ata.
"Paise hoote sabke paas..."
I thought he would say
"Par dikhata koi naiiiii...."😂😂😂
3 idiots chatur ki speech 😂😂
Epic😂
😂😂😂
St....I mean dhan
deta****
This was the first stand up comedy video I had seen ...my Boyfriend showed me this ...it's been 3 years to my breakup and I still miss him ... whenever I miss him , I watch this video ... Arpit I don't know if you will ever read this msg but I still miss you 😔
How did you broke up?
@@oogway5472 Ye lo... ab batao divorce lawyer ko detail mein😂
@@oogway5472 kyuki upmanyu ke vdo ke baad isne sunil pal ka vdo recommend kra tha
Hi Shristhi
"Talwar maar denge....."
"Metro mein talwar leke kaise aaya tu?"
😂😂😂
Inbuilt talwar I guess lol
Karunesh Talwar
Please visit NCR ,noida, tugalkabaad metro station you'll find guns, drugs and swords. Too
800 liked by me
@@shambosaha9727 n
His facial expressions and way of telling is its USP
oh achha? achha hua bata diya. tum nahi batate toh humein pata hi nahi chalta 😌
USP???
USP🙄¿¿¿
@@thevoid8544 Ur Sexy Propaganda (USP)
Thank u,good man.
You are the next big thing in Comedy..
Tech Inc. Agreed
i second that!
Nope, Kenny Sebastian is the best !!
Nahh!!
Kenny who BC ?
"Naniji jaa raha hai dhakka maar pizza milega" dude this line is outstanding 😂😂😂
" My name is Abhishek and i am from Delhi "
Audience: wohooooooo
Chandler Bing : No woohooing No Woohooing!
😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jb wo joey ki sister ke sath sex keta fur dusre din bhul jata h which sister 🤣🤣
@@asimehtasham3083 exactly 😂✌🏼
And he said in another vid ki he's from Chandigarh
He's actually from Chandigarh
Ye pakka engineer hai:)
chemical
Tanay Kumar i also from chemical 😎
Soham Patankar i am in 3rd year ...
Which college, which country?
Soham Patankar India Lol 😂😂 ......
"Jabse bombay aya hun 40 uncle ko kiss kr chuka...."
*"baad me yahi baaein to yaad ayegi"* 😂
😂(his this video is my fav)
Moment banana zaroori he, chahe gaadi hi kyu na thok do!
My fav video
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Moment bana rahay hain. 😂
3:51 Spain jao or money heist kro bank looto 😂
Abhi: are you from Bombay?
Girl: no im from south Bombay
Abhi: abbey salley....
😂😂
@@rudrathakkar1146 oh Bhai, mujhe nhi pata tha ispe itne likes aa Gaye h😅
😂
@@yashgupta1724 bro you sus😂
@@RahulKumar-xm9cl noo I was in electrical 🙄🙄
"Are you from bombay?
Noh, i'm from SOUTH BOMBAY "😂😂😂😂 hilarious
yeah
U frm south bombay too ..??
sara ifteqar lol
I'm from South side of West Bengal 😂😂😂
hahahhahah
Impulse action attack me 🤣
Nidhi Chaudhary hello
Nidhi Chaudhary hello
Nhi degi
Fuck off
N ur beauty attack men😅
4:16 true delhi me garibi dikhti ni hai 😅🥲.
No one has presented the difference between rich, middle class & poor in such a subtle way. Abhishek you are much more than a stand up comedian, who has observed life very closely. Hats off to you
Nobody can beat the level of comedy done by Abhishek Bhai. We love you Abhishek bhaiiiii
@Firebolt no he is not, he is one dimensional only nostalgic
@Firebolt sbki apni opinion h i respect tht, zakir bhi accha h mujhe abhishek zyada hasata h
Biswa kalyan can
Bau kadam
zakir khan, dave chappelle
aisa kuch naam suna hai kya
This guy is a meme material 😂😂😂😂
E.g:
1. kya bola tune...
2. Kya hi kr loge
He is not a material, he is a person 😤
he is a comedian i think
@@jashajain911 q
@@jashajain911 women🍵
The way he deliver jokes is awesome.every time i watched his jokes makes stomach pain laughing too much
Imagine the girl at the airport is watching this 🤣
Might be fictitious
..
Made up story i guess
Which girl bro?
@@revtijadhav8497 videos to dekha kro pura😄
@@ashishhkumarr5108 hai dekh liya pata cha gaya! 🤗😄
2:52
Ye kaisa solution hai ??? Aise toh mujhe Newyork ka rasta pata hai😂😂😂
👍👍👍
Yaa😂😂
Abhishek Upmanyu ...Massive Respect bro...you have a pronounced lisp and yet youve overcome it and have this massive confidence and talent to come up with content thats not from your birthplace, delhi and yet you are charming Mumbai audiences.. amazing.. best wishes and hope you do great in all your endeavours
satyajh what is a lisp?
Prince Vegeta totala
Prince Vegeta his enunciation of the sound "sss" is different than normal
ya n actually it makes his speaking style even more cool .
LISP is a programming language used in Artificial Intelligence
"Wo dekho nani ji ja rahi hai dhakka mar pizza milega"
😂😂😂
This line is epic 😂
Who is here after his new video to compare how he looked before\after😂
vaishnav vasudevan meeee🙋♀️😂😂😂😂
huge difference in personality
Me
He looks better than now
mene kiya h ab handsome ho gya h londa
Boy : Are you from BOMBAY ?
Girl : Nah, I'm from SOUTH BOMBAY!
*Hilarious*
Anurag Tiwari I'm from South Bombay. And, I'm not rich. lol.
Doveranalyst then how do you get to Nasik?🤔
Doveranalyst 😂 😂 😂 good one
Actually I didn't get that joke
People from South Bombay are usually rich and when asked where you from they will specifically say South Bombay to drive the point they are rich and high class
* Sorry? Iska answer to aata hi nahi mujhe* Ahahahahahahahahahaha.
Tamanna Chaudhary zesex
4:03 life in a line 🙏🏻
hey abhishek.. huge fan from pakistan here.. your stand ups are hilarious AF.. the znmd bit was too good.. i feel like you're the next big thing.. keep up the great work..
Arsalan Khan inki audience bht supportive hai.. wAllah.
ketan saamant Sex
Asem Jawaid india me talent ko support bohat milta hai.. thnx
Thanks no one is talking rubbish. Thats the best part about comedy, everyone enjoys it.
Tell me what a Pakistani has to do with Delhi and Mumbai
"Tujhe kya lagta he? Hume idea nhi aaya kbi Europe ghoomne ka"
Epic★★
The only guy..who deserves this stage..😘💖
Tom Cruise sr8
Tom Cruise yes bro, his comedy is actually funny.
Tom Cruise f
Bhai ...zakir.khan ....Gupta ji ...inhe bi search kro
@@tri55441 zakir chutiya hai... har baar same topic
sheher ki ladkiya vs desi ladke... iske alawa or kuch suna hai usse?
0:42 "Sale Talwar mar denge tujhe" 🤣🤣🤣
As someone from delhi who's moved to bombay, I can say that this is 100% true
bagelho1e With due respect It's Mumbai not bombay and Welcome
Kshirsagar Amol Smartass 😤
@@kshirsagaramol6211 Leave it bro some peeps are British brainwashed so they like to call Mumbai Bombay we'll continue to say Mumbai as locals
It's Mumbai,not Bombay.
the way he deliver the words . perfect
Ohh gandu
@@praveensharma9768 🤦🤷🏽♂️
1:38 kitna ganda admi hu mein 😂😂
I come after seeing Instagram memes
😂😂😂 omg he's supertalented.... His expression and way of saying is superb
'Are u from mumbai
?'
"no I'm from South Bombay " 😂😂
lol
wo dekho nani g ja rahi hain dhakka maro pizza milega......
Lloyd Christmas That was too good and so relatable.
Doveranalyst what the what? 😳 relatable?
+MegaAsh1996 Evening' ppxml. .lwyi gh rt Dr cyst
Doveranalyst hii
Lloyd Christmas oh shit I read this as I was watching the video exactly
Watching this again n again never feels boring😂😂
Riya Biebs where you from 😂😂?
RiYa BiEbS me too watching second time.
Hmmmmm it's not boring👌👌👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍
RiYa BiEbS yess correct❤
RiYa BiEbS obv=???
Somebody give this man a one hour special !
3 years ago and still it's refreshing.
And also this breathtaking lady in the beginning -
_Please put your hands together for ABHISHEK UPMANYUUUUUUU_
The host lady was more excited than the audience
Hii
🤣🤣
😂
Her voice is really nice and powerful. The way she said upmanyu 🔥🔥
@@ABC-op2nz she is aditi mittal i guess
1:56 my phone fell off my hands 😂
Watched it so many times, still hilarious, what a guy 😂😂😂😂
Who else was eagerly waiting for his another standup video...this guy is amazing 😉
2050.... and we're still waiting
Nitish Sharma haha
LOOK AT HIM NOW, THAT'S WHAT IS CALLED TRANSFORMATTION.
Paisa hi toh sabse badi cheez hai.. Tab ye gareeb thaab ye paiso n khelta hai toh transformation toh hoga hi... 😂😂
I liked his earlier version.. it was very funny!!😂
Me to every question after writing my name class roll no in exam
1:24
Lol
5 years still same vibe same smile no change. After 5 years it will give same smile to my face.
your problem was "lack of money" probably but she thought you had "lakhs of money" 🤣🤣
Me: Teri to😬😬😬
Uncle: sorry Bhai!!!!
Me: iska jawaab to ata hi no meko!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have seen this video for almost 20 times now in this month.... And i can't stop laughing everytime.. It's a mood booster. 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes... Very true
I dont know how I still laugh when i watch this video..after 6 years..❤❤Thats sone real talent
arre bhai matlab aap toh gayab hi hoyage internet sensation banke
Ha yaar
In the glorious words of esteemed comedian mallika dua - *sensashiyon*
Pras Lye 😂😂😂
paise kama rha hai new jokes pe , sab kuch youtube pe nhi dala jata
Rahul Gopalakrishnan bhai likhne me time lagta he bohot 😂
I've watched this one at least ten times. Sitting here in Canada away from home, whenever I feel homesick I watch this and it always makes me laugh. Please try to do more of it, Abhishek.
Same here in usa
Same here .. watching it for the 7th time now
1:49 : Thank you Bhaisaab
He single-handedly destroyed zoya Akhtar's whole damn career.
He's the best stand up comedian.....incredible 🔥
4:27 happiest man in this world: salman khan
😂😂😂😂Seriously
😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
Selmon Bhoi
😂😂😂😂
@@gauravchavan6785 salmon boi
My Fav part Start from 1:10 and then on 1:35 "kitna Ganda aadmi hu Mai.." it's the best dialogue..😂😂
Abhishek's glow up is amazing ❤️💯
5:19
Vo dekho Nani Ji jaa rhi h
.
.
.
Dhakka maro pizza milega
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"Badi jaldi maan gaye ye baat" That was Hilarious 😂😂😂
"Dhakka maar .. Pizza milega" Laughter guaranteed even after watching it n times .. 😂😂
Sneha Shashidhar absolutely sneha
Anyone in 2024
Bore hora tha..old time comedy yaad aa gayi
@@gamea-live6392apka profile bhi 🤣 funny
Ya yaa ya😂
No
yeah!
You earned a subscriber at 'Nah... I'm from South Bombay' 😂 Suuuper!!
how many of you have watched this before nd still watching it again ?
Manoj Rawat again n again 😍
Manoj Rawat pu
Shezz Ahm nbmnnnku
Manoj Rawat me
Me too
I'm already watching this 20th time since this was uploaded
Abhishek you rock😎😍
Tehreem shaikh kyu pehli baar me samajh nahi aaya kya 😂😂😂
I'm surprised ki no one wrote their whatsapp number or phone number below this comment 😂
Desh sudhar rha hai... Bobs and vagene type ke log kam ho rhe hai.
Tehreem shaikh
Hello
Lo aa gaya ek 😂
Jebaz Raja hahaha thats right bro, there's still plenty of room for development.
"Wo dekh Naani ji jaa rahi hai..dhakka maar pizza milega" 😂😂 This one was extremely hilarious 😂😂😂
Are you from Bombay?? No i am from south Bombay??🤗🤗🤗😎😎🤣🤣
@@thennt912 thats not a joke.. it's an insult to every women...
He's not🖕🏻
@@CK30585 I think woman take every insult as sexist woman had also cursed me like randwa and some others like bhairoi manaas khaani please stop being sexist
@@CK30585 how is that an insult to a women
@@NTIS-DHARMIK read the comment of "The Nnt".
1M subscribers with just 6 videos .. This show how much pplz want to watch you :D
6 nahi 4 hai
I can say I was here when abhishek had only 2 videos now he is a comedy star.
yah now 3 videos😂!
I am finding great difference between Abhishek and karunesh talwar. The later guy, strongly criticizes and blames and insults someone or something to gain laughter. He insults a side to gain laughter from another side. But here Abhishek made fun of both Delhi and Mumbai in an amazing way that both cities are gonna enjoy and at the same time can understand their faults. Great!!
I missed the old Abhishek so I came here straight after his new video in new avatar...
Robindrosong
Yahi to yaad ayengi ab
I'm still Watching this when i get depressed.
Videos of abhishek never gets Old for me 😊😊😊
What about you guys ??
Anyone in 2021 ❤️
Edit: Anyone in 2022 ???
Me
I am so lucky that I saw this show live :-)
Ameeth Kumar kitna bada show tha
3:13 lack of money😂 this never gets old.
personally i think he is the best stand up comedian in india.The jokes flows so effortlessly.his delivery is on point.content is relevant and catchy.my new favorite.i just hope he does more stand up.
yeh to definitely engineer hi hoga 😂😂
karunesh talwar has a strong challenge
Ashwini Sharma ye bollywood nahi hai bhai.alag alag slots hai sabke paas and they are a very supportive communtiy ...standup comedy abhi relatively naya field hai to yaha jalan aur irshya jaisi bhavnaae abhi aai nahi hai
Karunesh is doing stand-ups before 2012. He appeared in AIB podcast ep 9 or so. He started to upload now.
Ashwini Sharma
Tushar Patel Are the AIB podcasts available anywhere?
Ashwini Sharma karun esh suxks
the first stand up that i ever like of Abhishek Upmanyu is this particaular stand up great Abhi keep up the good work
I watch this video daily! This was the first video I watched and am laughing out loud everytime I watch!
“Metro mein talwar leke kaise aaya too”😂
Abhishek ur delivery, dialogue nd expressions are fab
Bring in more!
spain jao tomatino khelo....etne toh paise nhi hai.....ha toh fir machudao..😂😂😂 fadd yrr😂
best expressive actor and comedian u r by me...luv u bro😊😀😜😜
true. he's the best :)
shubham diwan .
Abhishek bhai king of Standup Comedian maine sabko suna ,bassi ,Harsh , Aakash ko par tumhari baat hi alag hai ❤❤
31M and counting... OMG! Such loyal following 🔥
36 million
*3.6 million
@@snehal6517 Not Subscribers..... He's speaking about Views😐
@@uday1589 my bad
I am here for the 7-8th time lol 🤣he is hilarious 🤣✌️
when life gives you Abhishek .
Be Abhishek Upmanyu
Not Abhishek Bachan
This should be the case with everything
I'll prefer abhishek bachan.
K give me a reason why not to be Abhishek bacchan ? He's got better acting skills incase u didn't watch Guru and probably better than Salman but the thing is people r sheeps in India , they say what Others say. No use of their own mind if they've.
When life gives you Abhishek marry aish 😂😂🤣
Lol
hehe the way you speak is more epic. vo aur bhi zyada joke ko acha bnadeta hai 😂😂😂😂 maza agaya keep it up abhishek I wan't more videos from you.
Wo dekho Naniji ja rhi h
Dhakka maar pizza milegaa..😂😂
Farhana Qureshi wow fantastic
Farhana Qureshi wasseypur se ho
Tahir khan
Mumbai
@@farhanaqureshi8645 I kiss u
😂😂😂😂🤘🤘🤘🤘❤❤❤❤❤❤
3:11 that actually put me in deep thought. One think I've realized in my journey from having no car to driving a Lamborghini Huracan is that it's not about how much money you have, what matters is how you spend that money. If you have 10K you can either join a Business Course online with it or buy a new smartphone. Nobody except extremely poor people below poverty people have "lack of money", if you can access YT and have Internet and a device to access it, then you have enough money to become a Billionaire.
Please tell me the name of your pyramid scheme .
I am finding out these comedians with less subscribers are actually simply funnier.
Ameya Benare ...watch my channel
Bhai itne stand up comedian dekhe yehhh next level bnda hai
One of the best stand-up comedian *lots of love from Nepal* 💕
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