Marriage & Indian English | Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- Credits:
Venue: The Habitat
Shot by : The Habitat Team
Sound Mixing and Mastering: Sohail Gandhi
Edited by: Abhishek Upmanyu & Karan Asnani
Australia Tour Nov 2019 Tickets: www.getmyticke...
India Tour 2019 Tickets: in.bookmyshow....
Everybody is ignoring how adorable he sounds in the end, 'Video pasand aayi to like kare, nahi aayi to koi baat nahi, agli baar try krenge!!!'....This is gem!
He doesn't even say to like that's gem
@@ihateracistandblackpeople4272 yes bro....My bad
@@yashasvibajpai4702 np bruuh
are bajpai bhaiya... 🙏🙏🙏
@@ronitvairagi7300 arre bhaiya 😂🙏... Kaha se dhundh lie humko😂
His point about 'Indian English' was so right..
True that💯
@@nycdenali4985 bruh that’s tough. I was born in America so good for me
Yep people judge here by pronunciation
@@chrme6735 ever faced discrimination?
@@wasimrahman4134 nah
Abhishek : main world tour karne wala hu 2020 mein ...
Corona : aur bhai , kaisi lagi , aa gaya swaad .....😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😄😄
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌
the main reason why he makes everybody laugh is that he himself doesn't laughs....he controls himself while plucking his ear or sometimes nose......that makes his words more powerful........next level bro....awesome
Next level performance bro
Finally someone noticed
He took his own dialogue seriously : toh kya job chhod dun ?? 😂😂
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Lol 🤣👍
@@prasannakumar-oq7nz friends , crime and cosmos 🤘
@@faizanomic what the hell am I supposed to do with in contrast with this video's content. 😒
He is actually correct about that English point.
Yes! Indian English🔥😂
Yes Right 👍💯
Indian English😍😃😄
Actually his all points are correct
@@spam1028 all of his*
This guy is like Halley's comet,comes back after every 76yrs
@snow fLake Halley's Comet : _Hello darkness... my old friend.._
True
But with great content
Stand-up comedy h bhai , koi youtube content nhi jo ki har hafte aaye
😶😶😶😶
Its 72
His jokes are not only funny but are also totally logical.
Hiiii guys
@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko
@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k kohu
@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko
@@arvindkumar-dx1od ibibibi i i i i i i i jbi i. J k ko
Whole world : Football
America : Hm "soccer" bolenge
😂😂😂😂😂😂
rugby ko bc log football bolte hain jiska rule hai "running with the ball in hand"
@@prabhu19 yeah they call it American football, to be precise.
@@tintinquarantino3645 how playing with hand can be called "foot" ball
Bhai population he game hai toh india kyu piche hai😂😂
2:50 ye konsi meeting hai jahan mujhe nhi bulate?
Vo miting 🤷😂
Clever.
Underrated af comment
😂😂😂
Why is this not the top comment?
Shweta Tiwari GET OUT
"ye konsi meeting h jisme mujhe nhi bulate" ....I felt that once also. ...😂😂
Mam ye program kaha hota hai mujhe bhi jana hai
@@taxiboy152 hii
@@taxiboy152 @l
😂🤣
I am also felt 😂😂😂
3:48 the legendary meme 😂❤️
😂😂🤣
@@adityasable1328 likh de aise 3:48
3:59
3:48
@@zainulabideen5490 thanks
" Yeh Kaunsi Meeting Hai, Jahaan Mujhe Nahi Bulaate "
Rest is history !! 😃😃
Ye copied h
@@PB1997. American comedian George karlin. Aur bhi bohot se jokes copied h. Yahi to baat tum international comedy dekho tumhe khud samajh aa jayega . Indian comedians pura jokes hi copy kr lete h
@@thinktank3231 I am low and devise player.
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@@PB1997. I am low and devise player.
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Mine like was 1k th😂😂
That one line " Humne english banayi hai yaar, bohot din se lage huye hai, please yar" ..... Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
You have a crush on him, don't you :)
@@authentic_101 so jaa bhai.. kuch nahi bolegi.. aur crush bhi chalta rahega
@@RF_20 kh ke leli😂😂😂
@@authentic_101 bass kr bhai!😂
🤣🤣
Abhishek : me world tour karene wala hu 2020 me.
Corona virus: Toh kya me job chod du
Vo to theek hua Feb mein nahi tha
Maine Feb mein iska live show dekh liya😂
😂😂😂😂😂
chutiya hai tu
@@johnsultimatum !!!!!!!!
What
😅😅epic!!👌🏿👌🏿
He deserves his own platform
*Potato Potaato Patutu*
Killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Koi 108 ko call karo jaldi😂🤣🤣
Sahi mein
R.I.P
RIP
😂
"Pronunciation ka koi logic nahi hai, bas enough log chahiye" - Line of the year!!! 😂🙌
Pronunciation, actually
Abbey saley tera live show hai to main kya krru job chhod du ..
Maaf krna wo main gusse main idhar udhar nikal jata hun...🤣
Amir Sohel
Abbe tu wohi hai jiska ‘96 mein prasad ne danda udaya tha??🤣
Hey Abhi-don't get distracted stay focused
Kuch nahi bhai aise hi maze le raha tha. Amir sohail ka namesake tha.
It's actually true bas log educated hone chahiye
Kahan se late ho itna talent. Can watch your videos for hours and still not get bored. Infact when ever I feel sad, I come and watch your videos. Instantly makes me laugh.
Well said.
ye bawasir talent hai?
@@madhur8537 keeping aside his personal thoughts, he's the best comedian in India as of now
@@swarooprajpurohit110 bhai ki bezaati kar rhe ya tareef😂😂😂 and ur right he is best comedian.
@@amriteshkumar4799 aap samajh gaye na?😂
1:38 - don’t mind me. Leaving this time stamp here for reference
6:20 Bhai Ye Idea mast hai 😂🔥
Select language - IND ENGLISH
The "potato, potaato , pututo" was the best ever😂😂😂😂
Yesssss🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah 💯😂
It has become a part of our daily conversation now. whenever we have to say or comment on something ki same hi baat hai, we use "It's like potato pataato pututu".
Yup🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Finally he started waking up early! 😂😂😂
His dad would be proud 💪🏼😂, he looks healthy 😂
Edit: He uploaded this video at 6:30 am! For those who can only see the date of upload 😂
😂😂😂😂
ARE TUM JALDI UTHKE TO DEKHO YAAR!!!!
Bhai wo look healthy is liye bhi dikh rha h ab uski setting hogi hoogi toh hilna bhnd kr diya hoga 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He did end the video with "Main jara hun sone." lol
But whatever works for him, as long as he is healthy.
@@divya__shakya AIDS bhi theek ho jeaga😂
03:48 historical moment 🤣
He is actually very logical ...
Damn right
Pls follow me on insta I am a writer and I need support of people
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That's the best of stand up
But that not how english pronunciation works.
I aslo write the same comment but got no likes😂😂
Now I know the pronunciation of "Receipt"
karke dikha
/rɪˈsiːt/
ReceiPt👍
Bhai hum toh wise hi bolegne jise sb bolte h.
ruh·
seet 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 potato potaato putoto
5:56 that "PLEASE YAAR" was❤🤣🤣
Yes actually i was searching for this comment 😂❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥
Actually, that's kinda cute
6:30 potato patato pututu😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Abhishek:main world tour kr rha hu
Corona:Kya bola tune?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😁😁😂😂😂
🤣
Corona: Bhai mjk nhi 🙌
The way he says" HUM HARASS BOLENGE" I need that level of confidence in life..
Then go to America yeh American attitude hai 😜😂😂😂
nahi milegaa..aise bhadvon ke videos dekhna bandh karne takh kuch nahi milegaa tujhe..
@@riyuzakhi are aap to gussa hi ho gye😂😂
"Kya bola tu ne" is all time love 💙
Abhishek : meko tour pe jana hai
Le Corona : aurrr bhaiiii agaya swadddd????
Hahahaah best comment
Abhishek not abhimanyu
@@ourlittlememories me bhul gaya par khuch alag meaning tha Abhimanyu ke liye 🙃 abhi Abhishek kar deta
Best comment
When you open TH-cam to watch his old videos but then see that he just uploaded a new one❤️❤️❤️❤️
Are u wet?
@@jayantmalik69 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
"Indian english"...this should be a movement. I support #IndianEnglish
.
Edit: Thanx for the likes guys.
Indian English ain't English at all.
While u install softwares mostly there is indian english by the way
@@freepagan it is a thing dude, look up any software. There's mostly always an Indian English option.
Btw that's a thing smh😳
@@freepagan Jake chato angrejo ki
I'm in love with this guy.. ❤️
tum do tumhari 2,222
He is one of those logical comedians we have.
Kabhi has bhi liya karo
@@Noor_Aziz 🤣
Yes
@@Noor_Aziz baysti kar di😂😂😂
@@sirahmad vc😜
This guy is a rare breed.... and should be conserved for the sake of humanity.... :D
😂😂😂😂😂
Potato - Patato - Pututu !
O man, he is really gem ♥️😂😂😂
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XD
what did you call me
@@apotato5435 😂
This 'indian english' video is gem ♥ Observation of people correcting pronunciation is bang on! I totally agree with his views on pronunciation.
I usually dont comment but
"Yehi baatein toh baad mein yaad ayegi"
😂😂
Wow thnx for 3k🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂
Unortho Dox
🤣🤣🤣
@@unorthodox9290 charan kaha h aapke guruji
Kya baat he
Abhishek:- mai world tour karne jaa raha hu 2020 mei....
Le corona virus:- Ruko zara sabr karo.....
😂😂😂
"reciepte recipttee"
I'm dead,😂😂😂😂
Rip 😥
@@ahhhdarsh savage 😂😂
Marne se phle comment karke kaisa lagrha h aapko
*receipt
@@ahhhdarsh सैवेज टू
" Tujhe kya lga rakesh bol rha hu fir "😂
When Abhishek realizes that he has a TH-cam channel.....
Zakir khan kab realize karega bhai 🤐
@@ankitjain4598 PURANA HO GAYA BHAI
Old one brother ,old one
Anubhav Singh Bassi Bhai 😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Once a very great person said:
“Yahi baatein toh baad me yaad aayengi”
True story
Harry potter
* yahi baatein toh baad mein yaadein banti hain*
TECH BEAST 6:35 yahi kahunga reply me 😂😁
@@vis_18 lmao
the moment he said RAKESH ...my eyebrow's woke up!!
Same here!😂
😂 😂
I saw you at the Kapil Sharma show, you are already famous and shows are also fully entertained, like Archna said that you have speck positive yourself, you are amezing..!!!
3:48 here is the legendary words 🔥🔥❤️😂😂👍
Meme
"Yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi" - Abhishek Upmanyu 2019
'Hn pta h chl apne baap ko mt bta'- Akshay Kumar(2006) 😂😂😂
@@prakharsinghrawat1442 "Nikal lawde" - Hindustani bhau 2019
2 min silence for his tour plans.
😂
Lol
😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣
Hahaha
He is literally the best 😂😂
Sumit Anand watching this : I’m flabbergasted!
Upmanyu : i thought we were friends
Aise kaise bol diya apne
They both are my favourate ❤️❤️❤️
@@ritsadyan6811 have u been using the word rendezvous?? What's going on man?😂😂😂
@@Deepak__Mehta Thats how it works i win and you lose. Its predefined
Mujhe is video se pta chla "receipt" ko "receit" pronounce krte hai😂😆
Waise correct pronunciation to Rasid hai...😝😜
nai bhai receipt ko rasid bhi bulata hai me khud usse pidit hoo😆😆
@@005honey sach me ??😁
@@mayanksaini5813 aur kya? Sufficient log ikhate karne hain..aur apne paas to bhar bhar ke hain😜
True me 2😂😂
Everyone: Abhishek Upmanyu is the best
Other standup comedians: me kya karu to job kar lu....
😂
Apna apna opinion hota Hai bachho
3:48 The legendary “Kya bola tune?” 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🤌
This guy has set benchmark for standup's, the way he communicates and plays out the character, fabulous job!!
chup chutiyaa hai tu aur ye bhi..bhadvaa banna bandh karo.
@@riyuzakhi then why are u here? 😂😂
Le* English in my surrounding... "Ek ladies thi...."😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Lol😂
Le* Hindi in my surrounding... "Bhaago nahi toh gai maar *dega* "
bro its not ladies,its LADIEJ😂😂😂😂
@@kriti5424 accuracy level 3000😂😂😂😂
Moral:
Language is a way to communicate, it doesn't matter how we pronounce.
"Edited to make it more sensible."
Very true. People just want to compare instead of understanding that it's just use to communicate with each other.
It's hota he... Ganwar 😂
Muhammad Haris ZIZO Xxxx 😴 puaa a
Gyaani log
@UCs5_ZbVD7YwnK3-XnAhUkwA
In your sentence it should've been "it's".
W.r.t the video 'twas saccharine sarcasm, not insult. Didn't know you'd get offended.
Looks like you've deleted your reply. Please take it light.
Cheers!
this video was not recommended today .. . you searched for it 😅
I can now realise that he was fired from his office after watching Employee no 1 from his latest video 😂😂 Ye he Matured sinchan Jo apne jindegi ko hi comedy banaya he aur jindegi ke saare kisson ko jokes
His way of conveying joke is more funny then his joke 😂😂
Exactly
Yeah
Stand up comedy in a nutshell
@@payalgupta7776 I am low and devise player.
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2:50 the another legendary dialogue of him
*This guy deserves a stand up special*
Yes seriously
Hii
Thanx Dude For Making Us Smile 🙂❤️
This is the most logical comedy he's ever done😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is the best
All of his videos are resourceful.
@@aparajitadutta761 right
When you finally Remember your TH-cam account password.
😂😂😂😂
underrated comment
Lmao😂
@@Adnia22 kya underrated comment, jab bhi koi comedian video dalta hai ye comment aa jata hai.
Free maal khate raho beth ke, dusra mahinon ki mehnat se jokes banaye aur youtube pe dal de taki aap 7mins free me has lo, paise to chahiye nahi shows se comedian ko. Kyu!!
TH-cam videos are sample of product
by Comedians taki log shows me aaye..
Pututoo
-Indian English, 2019
Did u just copy my comment ..cuz I commented this quite before u 😅or it struck your mind just the way it did mine !
@@Astronemo fuck. And we're both Nishant O_o
Pututu...😂😂😂😂😂
Pootutu
@Bad Boy i had gay sex with Nishant
3:47 " kya bola tune " 😂😂
Even google gives us language options like :
English(British)
English(American)
English(India)
😂
India: Hinglish
😂😅
Thanks to Sundar Pichai. 🥰
6:11 he is actually right.
Abhishek you should do online shows during this time... I will buy the ticket
117Nandan Vasudev ... I am speaking for my self... rather thn wasting my time mocking people online...
I was too thinking this.....this willl help everyone to enjoy their qurantine
117Nandan Vasudev still there is sarcasm in your reply... god bless you.. I don’t know what fun you get picking up feud with people you don’t even know
This is a nice suggestion.. I don't know why I couldn't think of that..
I also...
Communication ho gyii naa.... Pronunciation ka kya krna haii 🤣🤣.. Best point
The beauty of his comedy is that no matter how many times you listen you laugh the same as first time😂😂❤
And The Jokes are very generic and Grounded, yet You laugh the hardest. He is a very good performer.
ab esa bhi nhi hy bhai :P
He looks clean and healthier on each recent uploads.
Money talks
Launda chamakta ja rha he
With time and age people change too
yeah, he looks CLEANER!! 😜😜
Paisa to kya kuch nahi hosakta (In Rajpal yadav voice)
ABHISHEK: ME BHAHUT KAM VIDEO DAALTA HU.
PEOPLE: Q?
ABHISHEK: YAHI BATEIN TO BAAD ME YAAD AATI HAI.
Lame, could have made a good use of that line
Mtlb kya ha??
Era kahana kya chatha ho😂
@@bhaveshdas7819 true
Hahaha..
Got it
Daant m keede pad jayenge
Mujhe abhi pata chala abhishek ke 3 meme bane hai
1st-aa gaya swad
2nd-kya bola toone
3rd-mai kya karu job chordu
5:05- receiptein kahan hai recieptein🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Receptai Tain Nahi
6:35 best part😂😂😂
3:47 the best meme🤣
Bhai ye isme kya bolta hai
😂✌️
@@devilboss1673 kya bola tune?
Oh my God.....
From past 1 hr i am non stop watching your video & aaj to matlab has has k pet dukh gaya..
Acha to comment q kar Rahi hu.....!!!!
Qki aaj 3 saal baad ye batana thabkibwo C...A...T... dog hota hai was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Much love Abhimanyu
Koi free ticket dobyaar apne fans ko😜
Papa ne Mom ko bata diya
"Pata nahi kitney sagey hain apni biwi k"
😂😂😂😂
@Don SRK me too
Only a genuinely funny and humble person can make fun of himself. The guy is a chemical engineer and worked at Bain & Company.
How do you know? Prove it
@@robort5718 Google about him. I am not your Maths teacher.
@@rohit200abc 🤣👏
@@rohit200abc actually I'm a math teacher 😅
@@rohit200abc Savage AF
"Puri species chalri hai globally..Bhaoo pe bass "😂😂😂
best line !!
India's best comedian Abhishek Upamanyu ❤
What a start of morning 😂😂😂... Thnx buddy for this feeling ❤
Yo bro
Same here.
Main abhi sone jaa raha hun
Bc
@@divya__shakya 👍
5:50 hum harrass bolenge😂😂😂
"Her Ass"
The collabs i am waiting for:-
i) Abhishek upamanyu and Anubhav Singh Bassi
ii) Carry and bb
Carryminati is not comedian
@@theperfectplate9884 he is a comedian,rapper and gamer
@Raj Kumar they dont need your support, dont u know about roasting?he takes permission from ppl bfore roasting and the channels he roasts grow exponentially anyways,and bb is original,the whatsapp jokes r made from his videos,plus bruh no one asked u to watch em,if u dont wanna watch 18+ then dont watch
@Raj Kumar i nvr told u not to comment,go ahead and use your freedom of speech
@@mussolffc2795 rapper 😳
School : Your Parent Teacher Meeting (PTM) will be on next week...
Students : Ye konsi meeting hai jahan mujhe nahi bulate... 😂
Nahi students ko to compolsoury bulate hai 😭😭🤣🤣🤦
Subscribe to my TH-cam channel 👍🏼👍🏼
@@AmberImran fuck u
No no parents
Me after watching this in my bed ...
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*yahi* *batein* *to* *bad* *me* *yaad* *ayengi* 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sahi hai
@@indtrendz8861 😂😂
@@sarakhan8267 nostalgia me ji rahi hai sara 🤪
@@Arjundewangan36 nahi Degi
3:48 the legendary meme. ❤️
Bhai main vi yhi sunne aya hu 😂😂😂😂
Yes💖🤗
Oh man! Hilarious! 4:25 to 5:00 is so relatable. My husband corrects my pronunciation like that all the time and it pisses me off! Great video by the way, laughed a lot.
An old adage - "If you can't laugh on the same joke again and again why do you worry about the same problem over and over?"... But when it's Abhishek Upmanyu, you can laugh again and again forgetting all your worries!
very well said bhai...
I feel he is the best standup comedian in India
Zakhir Khan-am I a joke to you?
GIRISH K har jagah competition karna zaruri hai? Leave it be
@@princegirish1991 stfu and be original pls
@@ayaanali5169 Ab wo kuch bolne ke liye naya meme banaye?😂
@@kritikak5973 Bhai toh normally bhi bol deta, bas wannabe ki tarah try krte rhta hai ...naya meme bananaki jrurat nhi hai, lekin meme banake likhne ki jrurat bhi toh nhi hai
Jaspreet Bumrah made me laugh so hard😂
More like hitman
Jo apne video ko beech mein rok ke, "Pehle video dekhlo" bola hai. Wah! maza hi agaya 😂
This guy really has some serious issues with his father..😂😂😂
😂😂
Point h
😂😂😂😂
They: Pronunciation is very important as it makes your first impression
Me: *_Hold my PUTUTU_*
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Nice one but either you say , hold my potato or , hold my pututu ,it would sound bad only
4:32 Meme material guys!
Kaha hai Reciepts, Recieptte....🤣 was besttttt
3:48 this part has a different fan base 😂😂
I also find this part in whole video. 🤣🤣🤣
Bhai is show ka naam kya hai ???
Ya kya likha tune? 🧐