Legendary tutorial. CM shows you a mission and Tex goes "Thus is mine storyline to entertain thee". As interpreted by the drunk Orson Welles in those 80s wine commercials.
The fact that they had to take the fax machine from you because they didn't like the way you were faxing only made it worse. Never let a shitposter get to you, it only fuels their madness.
I want to know what the soldiers on the ground thought about all those WY announcements. This was a mostly disconnected story from everyone else’s, and I’m glad this is here so people don’t miss it
Wake up. Get out of bed. Make breakfast. Load up youtube looking for something to watch while I eat. "how to corporate liason - uploaded 1 minute ago". Today is going to be a good day Edit: Minor Spoiler Below This video is a shining example of why admins should put in the effort to play along.
The t88 pistol and a mag should be in your bedroom Tex, along with the more important teddy bear. Docteur is also an absolute G- glad he was there to clear you of insanity.
This confirms my theory. Checkers started life off as a Deltard, before getting hired on by W-Y as aa corporate liason. After some time, he lost his shit and sallied forth to the embraces of Cargonia, wherin he was thrust into the waiting arms of Nanotrasen. After a while, and doing many things for and to NT, he was left adrift in the Periphery as a wandering historian with a mercenary side business using an AWS-8Q . . . aquired from his duty in Cargonia.
Checkers is yelling about the United Fruit Company, while the Queen is attacking, and the ship is firing orbital cannons on its own soldiers. And some how this all ended with CL becoming Don Quixote so hard that Corporate gave him a cake.
Thanks much for this round of CM Tex!~ This was highly entertaining, When the admin finally chimed in It put such a smile on my face to see them play along. You gave the players something to do instead of waiting for the next round to start.
Verily, Lord Checkers. Tis a fantastical journey You have brought us on. The Queen shall know much revelry, and joy to be had, watching this most wonderful missive. Bully to You, and all Hail Cargonia, and it's most noble and shining Knights. I believe You shall be rewarded with many lands and titles after this great adventure. A pox on those who wished to silence you. Nay, a pox on all who wish to silence You, and who downvote You most unjustly! Hail to You Lord Checkers, and all that You do! Hail Cargonia, Yours always, Sir Steel Shanks, of the Free Worlds League P.S. Good call on the Venetian Crossbowmen. They are most deadly, and quite accurate indeed. Cheers.
I ate the maple breakfast bomb once... and I rode the lightning and managed to survive... after 5 excruciating days. Been waiting for them to go back on the market for days... FOR DAYS! FOUR DAZE!
When acting as an Executive its important to use very manly language to describe everything you do. Shoot an Email, Hammer out that expense report and such. This will make everyone forget your hands are as soft as an infant.
This is the best corporate liason you've done yet, hands down. The way you degraded into more and more archaic language had a perfect comedic pace. Damn well done!
Apparently someone told the guys running the game that Weyland Yutani was copyrighted (or trademarked?) and they changed it because or that. Recently they confirmed that it is NOT, so changed it back.
Wow. This. This has to make the best of list. Note it. All the world is a stage indeed, and we are ... wait, there is no ceiling. The no ceiling let's us look into the mind of RPC and it's brilliant madness!
I'm just trying to picture the grunts on the ground hearing that their CL is nuts from constant admin bonks, then hearing that sword fighting gladiators have stormed the ship... the Marines had the best of that round. poor xenos were probably bored...
as my birthday with yesterday, consider me both jealous and elated that this goofy scenario was permitted to come to pass. Calling the fax machine the raven machine lol
Oh man that was stellar to watch in bed after a long week and I needed that bit of joy today. Pure joy laughing at the insanity that that story was near all the way through and with such a great end there. I dont know what else to say but thank you Tex, truly.
Perfect morning is to wake up to a Tex Adventure in Space station 13~ Got a chicken salad sandwich, got a cup of coffee brewed the way i like it. I am content with life~
This is similar to why I like bartender. I get to dive super deep into charactera dn just enjoy talking to people, getting to get them in character, and sometimes stopping fights with well timed music and chaotic-kindness. Ah, yes, mr pirate. Please, take a seat. All are welcome in my bar, so long as they do not cause a mess. Shall I play a tune from my homeland? *Plays Ievan polka loudly on the accordion.*
UNITED FRUIT COMPANY sounds like something a rogue botanist would gene-abomination into creation, could make for a hilarious evening next time your a botanist.
was kind of expecting this to turn into you running around the station with some rouge fax machine with everyone trying to figure out where you were and how you were still sending faxes
I do admit, I've watched this one a few more times than is likely healthy, it's always a good show when people get into some character or meth in ss13.
I have learned in my time watching checkers that if you spout insanity and nonsense but do so with confidence, you will make it through most ordeals relatively unscathed.
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Dude breaks you into the bridge so you can perform the horrible act of... sending a FAX.
I was rolling!
I was literally laughing out loud for a good part of this.
"We would do unreasonable things for Space Station 13.", Rex said dryly without a hint of irony.
Do not anger the big lizard with tiny arms, it's rage is unending
Bless those gifted Venetian crossbow lads.
I remember this round , Marines ended up storming the xenos that crashed into the CIC with looted Gladiator gear wiping them out 🤣
Heh, I wish someone had footage of that.
omg, that must have been both hilarious and epic
Legendary tutorial. CM shows you a mission and Tex goes "Thus is mine storyline to entertain thee". As interpreted by the drunk Orson Welles in those 80s wine commercials.
Did the admins revive players to be "gladiator" RPers? This is just epic
W-Y has many different kinds of mercs at their disposal
The fact that they had to take the fax machine from you because they didn't like the way you were faxing only made it worse. Never let a shitposter get to you, it only fuels their madness.
I want to know what the soldiers on the ground thought about all those WY announcements. This was a mostly disconnected story from everyone else’s, and I’m glad this is here so people don’t miss it
Wake up. Get out of bed. Make breakfast. Load up youtube looking for something to watch while I eat. "how to corporate liason - uploaded 1 minute ago". Today is going to be a good day
Edit: Minor Spoiler Below
This video is a shining example of why admins should put in the effort to play along.
literally the same for me
Admins allowing fun among the playerbase and not just abusing debug tab for personal entertainment!? Man if only
Thank you! ^^
The t88 pistol and a mag should be in your bedroom Tex, along with the more important teddy bear. Docteur is also an absolute G- glad he was there to clear you of insanity.
This confirms my theory.
Checkers started life off as a Deltard, before getting hired on by W-Y as aa corporate liason. After some time, he lost his shit and sallied forth to the embraces of Cargonia, wherin he was thrust into the waiting arms of Nanotrasen. After a while, and doing many things for and to NT, he was left adrift in the Periphery as a wandering historian with a mercenary side business using an AWS-8Q . . . aquired from his duty in Cargonia.
Imagine going to war against the xenos and realizing that you've got Randolph P. Checkers on board your ship...
The common reaction seems to be “oh no…”
I laughed pretty hard when the admins commed back that you were insane. And the MPs showed up in your room...
Truly this was a very amusing episode!
Sounds like an average week for Randolph P Checkers who is in on his ass this week.
hmmm yes quite
IT IS NOTED
Checkers is yelling about the United Fruit Company, while the Queen is attacking, and the ship is firing orbital cannons on its own soldiers.
And some how this all ended with CL becoming Don Quixote so hard that Corporate gave him a cake.
It was poisoned
Checkers didn't eat enough to get a lethal dose
Which was why croi was confused
So poisoned cake plan failed because Checkers was too filled up with BORGAR.
@@SoloAxlion An fine tactic againt poisoning
Oh I was worried the Admin wasn't going to play along, I'm glad it turned out well in the end. Fantastic Round.
Thanks much for this round of CM Tex!~ This was highly entertaining, When the admin finally chimed in It put such a smile on my face to see them play along. You gave the players something to do instead of waiting for the next round to start.
Verily, Lord Checkers.
Tis a fantastical journey You have brought us on. The Queen shall know much revelry, and joy to be had, watching this most wonderful missive. Bully to You, and all Hail Cargonia, and it's most noble and shining Knights. I believe You shall be rewarded with many lands and titles after this great adventure. A pox on those who wished to silence you. Nay, a pox on all who wish to silence You, and who downvote You most unjustly! Hail to You Lord Checkers, and all that You do!
Hail Cargonia,
Yours always, Sir Steel Shanks, of the Free Worlds League
P.S. Good call on the Venetian Crossbowmen. They are most deadly, and quite accurate indeed. Cheers.
This has been noted.
I ate the maple breakfast bomb once... and I rode the lightning and managed to survive... after 5 excruciating days. Been waiting for them to go back on the market for days... FOR DAYS! FOUR DAZE!
Checkers, the terrible monster that speaks like Shakespeare.
I think this one is best-of material.
Agreed
What books and or drugs have you been enjoying to bring about this round of total madness?
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I don't even know how this game works and this is the most delightful thing I have seen in months.
Alternative titles for this episode - "Birth of an admin boink"
When acting as an Executive its important to use very manly language to describe everything you do. Shoot an Email, Hammer out that expense report and such. This will make everyone forget your hands are as soft as an infant.
I died. This was absolutely great.
It started off all serious and then gradually descending further and further into madness x3
This is the best corporate liason you've done yet, hands down. The way you degraded into more and more archaic language had a perfect comedic pace. Damn well done!
Well watching this before I head to bed now has me thinking of a new player in the game of thrones, Lord Randolph P. Checkers. Long may he reign!
I am pretty sure the admins tried to poison you with that cake or something xD
But I bet they were laughing their ass off when they read these a fax that he sent them.
I definitely did.
Apparently someone told the guys running the game that Weyland Yutani was copyrighted (or trademarked?) and they changed it because or that. Recently they confirmed that it is NOT, so changed it back.
I figured it was just a matter of preemptive copyright avoidance.
@@squatchhammer7215 One of the mods in Discord mentioned it last week.
This needs to be on the best of playlist
Wow. This. This has to make the best of list. Note it. All the world is a stage indeed, and we are ... wait, there is no ceiling. The no ceiling let's us look into the mind of RPC and it's brilliant madness!
A most sterling and stirring performance of juniorly executivizing Lord Checkers!
Really gonna go to the banana wars here are we. OH BOY THIS IS A GOOD ONE!
I'm just trying to picture the grunts on the ground hearing that their CL is nuts from constant admin bonks, then hearing that sword fighting gladiators have stormed the ship... the Marines had the best of that round. poor xenos were probably bored...
Ah yes, the United Fruit Company, America’s answer to the East India Trading company.
The loom will have your head for this
Weston Yamada sounds like a hotel chain
But like a budget one.
I think this one belongs in the best list. That was too good.
Glad you liked it
Should have just renamed it to "Wailin Yutani" distinct enough but gets the point across
as my birthday with yesterday, consider me both jealous and elated that this goofy scenario was permitted to come to pass. Calling the fax machine the raven machine lol
This was definitely the laugh i needed at 7am.
Immediately goes into best of playlist
every ss13 round is a new adventure. It never fails to make me die of laughter
CM can be fun when admins FINALY decide to stop abusing players and let them have fun... but that happens like never
Great video, brought back memories when I still staffed on CM. Glad you enjoyed the event. The poison didn't kick in yet..
Awesome, put this in the best of please! Reeal good one. Borgar time!
Oh, hey, just in time for lunch. Makes work more manageable. Thanks, mister Tex.
Ah yes, the admins must look at your name on the player list and go "Oh great, all aboard the crazy train! It's Checkers again!" :D
This is one of the most amazing rounds I've watched. It's so silly and the fact you get out of there alive and in good health is astounding.
This was just what I needed to brighten up my otherwise crappy day. Thanks!
Oh man that was stellar to watch in bed after a long week and I needed that bit of joy today.
Pure joy laughing at the insanity that that story was near all the way through and with such a great end there.
I dont know what else to say but thank you Tex, truly.
This became better and better with every single step.
Maybe they think it's a code and they can understand Shakespearean writings.
One of the best CL rounds yet, well done milord.
This was fantastic! Slaying them windmills Don.
That was some delightful madness
By God, my favorite video of yours yet. And I have seen damned near all of them.
Sharpe in spaaace.
With a dash of the Belgian trading companies in the Congo, just on cusp of the heart of darkness.
Well this is a pleasant surprise to wake up to :D
More pleasant than some surprises I've woken up to.
Awwwww that guard or w/e, after like “he’s aint just being silly”
HE PUT THE PAPER BACK ON YOUR DESK, thats manners lol
What a brilliant round
"I am I, Randolph Checkers that Man of Cargonia, the spaceways call and I go..."
this episode is a masterpiece. I mean, they all are but you know...
Perfect morning is to wake up to a Tex Adventure in Space station 13~ Got a chicken salad sandwich, got a cup of coffee brewed the way i like it. I am content with life~
I always wondered if the esquire was in regards to a modern lawyer or to the more medieval meaning. Thanks for the clarification.
This is the most wholesome and adorable thing I have ever watched, wow.
i've been lauphing from damned neer start to finish.
Good Job.
I think I laughed more on this one than any other so far.
Keep up the good work fine sir.
This is similar to why I like bartender. I get to dive super deep into charactera dn just enjoy talking to people, getting to get them in character, and sometimes stopping fights with well timed music and chaotic-kindness.
Ah, yes, mr pirate. Please, take a seat. All are welcome in my bar, so long as they do not cause a mess. Shall I play a tune from my homeland?
*Plays Ievan polka loudly on the accordion.*
I am absolutely certain that cake was poisoned, but Checkers only took the one bite, and the effects were covered by a ridiculous amount of booze.
AHHHHH all the call backs in this is great!
Love marine chat going on.
“I NEED A PEN”
Meanwhile
“WHO FUCK KEEPS CALLING IN THE MORTAR?! WHAT ARE THESE EXECUTIVES DOING?”
would love to see an actual United Fruit story arch in CM! WY sending marines to die for xeno bananas
UNITED FRUIT COMPANY sounds like something a rogue botanist would gene-abomination into creation, could make for a hilarious evening next time your a botanist.
Man I still have floppy disc's of the original mechwarrior, and the crescent hawks series. Those were the days.....
I have decided I am going to sneak "by all the plantains on gibraltar" into everyday english a few times, just to see if anyone notices
They say the pen is mightier than the sword.
Only if you can draw it from the desk... there is a legend about that, and a mighty king, and something wizard lake blah blah blah
Naw dude, Fox isnt who's scary. It's disney and their unreasonably large amount of lawyers >.>
Gotta watch out for them disney mafiosos. You breka da DMCA, they breka your life.
Disney and Warner Media are aggressive with TH-camrs in particular.
"AVE TRUE TO CEASER" -MrBlackzero
happy birthday randolph! ;) 👍
I had to pause the video to breath, impromptu old English ranting like a true poet of ol.
I muste shitte poste
Well, Baconium is canon now.
Intergalactic Medieval Travel! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
how rare admins roleplaying with the cl.
Exploding breakfast meats are zesty, but if you prick the sausages they don't explode overly much.
Where's the fun in that?
was kind of expecting this to turn into you running around the station with some rouge fax machine with everyone trying to figure out where you were and how you were still sending faxes
I only watch these for the music in the credits. :-)
Hail Cargonia!
Shakespearean Checkers is Noted
i've been laughing from start to finish, i think im dying.
No death please.
I'm wondering if WY can sue for a Marines improper use of oxygen...
As someone who doesn't play space station 13, I have no clue what was happening. But it seemed pretty funny.
Released just in time for them to bring back Weyland Yutani
Happpy Buekh dey RenDolph CheKuRse i love drunkin speak its just Ehch TuRb
Oh frabjous day! This is just the right amount of stupid I needed right now.
This was absolutely hilarious 😂
Thanks
I do admit, I've watched this one a few more times than is likely healthy, it's always a good show when people get into some character or meth in ss13.
favorited so I can show people what space station 13 is all about.
Holy shit, this had me dying.
Nearly 1 hour of batshit insane.
11 minutes later: thanks youtube...
:/
Tex you are an artist.Haha
I have learned in my time watching checkers that if you spout insanity and nonsense but do so with confidence, you will make it through most ordeals relatively unscathed.
It's what I call "making the best"
@@theblackpantslegion I have taken to using the checkers maneuver, mixed results so far but all of them entertaining .
Im just laughing and farting
laugharts
Donovan Fiddler wasn't having any of his shit