Randolph P Checkers is apart of the Lore for a Scifi RP I'm in. 700 years ago he was the first Quartermaster for an Organization that lead a Colonization effort, his descendants now live life as Cargo Nobility.
That arrest made me unreasonably mad: contraband, if that's even what it was, should have been a slap on the wrist at most, and "violating the SOP" isn't a crime for people who aren't even part of the military. If anything, searching the company office, and worse still, arresting the CL without explicit orders from the Captain or High Command should be a massive deal. The marines stealing research and imprisoning the CL is definitely something, "send in the kill team" worthy.
@@alpha-1redrighthand829 so you agree that placing Checkers under arrest without trial was the morally right thing to do, before he could fuck things up.
The cook tends to smile when I play as an Earth Pony botanist on Skyrat. Is that good? Loki, a crow chef legendary for beautiful presentations of food, will always have the sushi supplies he needs.
I had to double-check that when i read the comment hahahaa W-Y HQ must have been like: "Shit... Is that Checkers, that must be Checkers. Get the lawyers, were gonna drown in lawsuits if he is there!"
Hey Tex, I want to thank you man, this game has gotten me though some tough times and though I cannot turn off my brain that it’s fun to just be a spaceman again thank you for being you man
Next time, the gimmick should be that you ask that the xenomorph threat be completely destroyed. "I don't know the whole story, just that half the company wants it gone, destroyed, they don't even care that things are stolen, so long as it you don't take anything organic as a trophy. The Weyland half of the company wants it alive, but I was working for Yutani before the merger, and they would rather it go extinct! Coincidentally, my old boss pulled enough strings to allow me to pass out some combat drugs, provided you all keep hush-hush about everything."
Man, watching A CMP completely overstep his boundaries, get shoved over, disarmed, and detained, only saving himself because the bodyguard doing god's work forgot to take his headset off. He even had the edgy name, the gmod admin level of entitlement, and completely violated every single protection W-Y has for their CL because "he doesn't care." Even had the gaul to insult the guard who disarmed him.
just got told today I have to work over thanksgiving and felt VERY down. Saw a SS13 episode from my man TEX and suddenly the day ain't so bad. Thanks Tex!
One of my ops with Alpha Squad, I lost my Pulse Rifle before my squad got surrounded in a corridor, I pulled a frag intent on throwing it at a big xenomorph but ended up fragging the whole squad....
@@C4Hertz Yeah, but CM has to be able to handle 200 players at once during peak hours, so they streamlined their code a lot. And, apparently, saving faxes separately was just never deemed a priority in those efforts, so the window mods and admins get to respond to faxes is tied directly to the paper. Burn the paper, and they only get a blank window when checking your fax.
The trick I personally use is to just put all my faxes into the box of drinking glasses and dump the glasses into disposals. Nobody ever checks the box of drinking glasses.
Oof, what did you in were the vials and the Paper Scrap - those are items IOs can pick up with their scanners, intel items. You can't burn the paper because you need them for objectives. They detected you had stuff in the safe. Then the Ultrazine, can't remember whether that's against the law or not, but you could always try denying it by saying you can't open the bottle because you're not a doctor (most pill bottles can only be opened by medics and doctors so ungas don't powergame). The twist is - Ultrazine can only be opened by the CL, so they won't be able to check you ;). But yeah, a bit of shitty MPs really.
Gonna be honest. I hate when Skull is CMP. He's an ass. He's even worse when he is CO. Hell, he needs to just not be leadership at all. Toxic ass greytider imo. I was an MP one round under him, he told me to arrest someone, and I asked, "What are the charges?" He jailed me for insubordination. I a-helped and was told, "Get over it, shitcurity gonna sh*t." Haven't touched CM since. That was a year ago. Glad to see him as CMP and Leadership still. Greytider POS. Anyways, howdy Tex!
I'm from Detroit, Texas. My parents emigrated to Florida after leaving a country in Eastern Europe that no longer exists, before they were banished farther West again. It's illegal for me NOT to have a gun.
You know.. a former prison becoming a theme park has happened.. Same with a PoW camp becoming a school.. Oddly was a middle school and I went to a school that was just that. Kind of strange feeling when I found out about it. ( Same school has old weapons too.. Pre-WW1 weapons... Stuff used mostly for dealing with prisoners and slaves but.. yea... I was told a few years after I left that school someone actually tried to take a kid and the principle used one of those weapons but I doubt it.. Even though it is in the schools policy to actually use those in that situation I just really doubt it actually happened. )
Sandra best synth. Would have thought a corporate liaison being unarmed would be the true failure to follow SOP. I wish I played this game to have any clue of what's going on... still entertaining to watch the madness none the less.
This this an old episode just coming out? I thought you got rid of your clicky keyboard. And it was good, because clicky keys are the worst when people who do gameplay videos or stream. It's just annoying to hear throughout the whole video.
Ha, think they’re horrible in a game? Should go to them for real, multiply anything you think by 10, and you’ll start to get an idea, let alone safety stand downs, and what not. Even better…just saying.
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"Let me just give Randolpho a hug,"
One wageslave is as good as another to the Corporate Liason!
Sad there was no W-Y PMC squad to extract our heroic CL from his unlawful imprisonment.
Randolph P Checkers is apart of the Lore for a Scifi RP I'm in. 700 years ago he was the first Quartermaster for an Organization that lead a Colonization effort, his descendants now live life as Cargo Nobility.
as it was foretold
@@theblackpantslegion AND as it was NOTED! It was Noted yes?
That arrest made me unreasonably mad: contraband, if that's even what it was, should have been a slap on the wrist at most, and "violating the SOP" isn't a crime for people who aren't even part of the military. If anything, searching the company office, and worse still, arresting the CL without explicit orders from the Captain or High Command should be a massive deal.
The marines stealing research and imprisoning the CL is definitely something, "send in the kill team" worthy.
some people are always gonna be hard.
But morally, I bet he was in the right to do those things to Checkers.
@@csmead209 that’s moral speaking. Not the law.
@@alpha-1redrighthand829 so you agree that placing Checkers under arrest without trial was the morally right thing to do, before he could fuck things up.
@@csmead209 SIMP
God, to be such a legend that people say Oh No when you appear! Tex, you dun good, son.
The cook tends to smile when I play as an Earth Pony botanist on Skyrat. Is that good?
Loki, a crow chef legendary for beautiful presentations of food, will always have the sushi supplies he needs.
I think I missed that.
To see him as a corporate instead of a meatshield is a concern for every working member
Everyone Fear Checkers.
Some Follow him, Some Work for Him, But all Fear him.
No one expects him to be a Company man
@@csmead209 well if the cook is happy that your botanist that's a good thing!
I just love that you have all these ultra competent survivors on the one fucking round Randolph was the CL.
Survivor is one of the most hardcore roles on CM, you either die in agony within the first 20 minutes or you become a god.
@Zoomer Waffen the tazer crawled back into the gun.
They were doomed as soon as Randolph was CL...
I like that Checkers only starts to flail when he's accused of a crime he didn't commit and doesn't know how to spin it
Your CL playstyle reminds me of how I play lawyer, if it fits in my briefcase and I find it, it is now mine.
i love the fact that you faxed safe combination
I'm so glad you said something. I didn't notice and had to go back. Hilarity ensued
I had to double-check that when i read the comment hahahaa W-Y HQ must have been like: "Shit... Is that Checkers, that must be Checkers. Get the lawyers, were gonna drown in lawsuits if he is there!"
"Oh no."
If that isn't Space Station 13's motto, it damn well should be.
I thought it was "GREY TIDE STATION WIDE"
Hey Tex, I want to thank you man, this game has gotten me though some tough times and though I cannot turn off my brain that it’s fun to just be a spaceman again thank you for being you man
Its okay my man
@@theblackpantslegion thanks man, see you spaceman land sometime until than safe travels.
The Feels Here are good. 👍
hang in there SpaceMan.
Next time, the gimmick should be that you ask that the xenomorph threat be completely destroyed.
"I don't know the whole story, just that half the company wants it gone, destroyed, they don't even care that things are stolen, so long as it you don't take anything organic as a trophy.
The Weyland half of the company wants it alive, but I was working for Yutani before the merger, and they would rather it go extinct! Coincidentally, my old boss pulled enough strings to allow me to pass out some combat drugs, provided you all keep hush-hush about everything."
That could be an interesting tack to take
I can just imagine the sweat dropping from nervous squad leaders.
"Is this a free gun?! Yeah, it is."
"Space bucks? You mean dollars"
"No, I mean Space bucks. Dollars are legal tender"
Man, watching A CMP completely overstep his boundaries, get shoved over, disarmed, and detained, only saving himself because the bodyguard doing god's work forgot to take his headset off.
He even had the edgy name, the gmod admin level of entitlement, and completely violated every single protection W-Y has for their CL because "he doesn't care." Even had the gaul to insult the guard who disarmed him.
I got jailed once at the beginning of a blue shift just for not turning my sensors on, they threw me in there the rest of the shift lol.
That sounds like some grade A shitsec material
*_53:19_**_ You almost went clanner speak with that statement Tex. If you said of course "Well bargained and done." Lol._*
just got told today I have to work over thanksgiving and felt VERY down. Saw a SS13 episode from my man TEX and suddenly the day ain't so bad. Thanks Tex!
You're welcome bud
I can just hear the giant grin of Tex's face. This is great because it's good content and he's just grinning ear to ear
That Skull Sunsman guy was a real buzzkill.
You could say he had a... bone to pick...
Corporation man Checkers is a precious precious thing.
Missed opportunity to say Spared no Expense when he said he imported the Xenos
One of my ops with Alpha Squad, I lost my Pulse Rifle before my squad got surrounded in a corridor, I pulled a frag intent on throwing it at a big xenomorph but ended up fragging the whole squad....
If you burn the paper your fax is written on, admins can't read or respond to it anymore. Thing to keep in mind.
If true that's silly. Burning the letters is like, noir/secret agent 101
@@C4Hertz Yeah, but CM has to be able to handle 200 players at once during peak hours, so they streamlined their code a lot. And, apparently, saving faxes separately was just never deemed a priority in those efforts, so the window mods and admins get to respond to faxes is tied directly to the paper. Burn the paper, and they only get a blank window when checking your fax.
The trick I personally use is to just put all my faxes into the box of drinking glasses and dump the glasses into disposals. Nobody ever checks the box of drinking glasses.
Baron von Icepick is an instant classic!
This is amazing, thanks Tex!
Thank you much.
Another Corp Liaons episode! These are always super epic!
Ohh, I soo want to see that round from the Survivor point of view
at least the part before marines came
Imagine, being so incompetent at your job that you get dunked on by Randoph P. Checkers' hired goon. Skull Sunsman is a bit soft isn't he?
Forgot how much fun watching RPC mischief is. Thanks, Tex!
Pretty sure you shouldn't be your own lawyer after bribing the commander
Ah, back to the spehs stashon. Makes a good start to a quiet day off
Ah nice to see the return of Baron Von Icepick and his pir.... mercenary band, yes mercenary band that is it.
In the first ten minutes the mailing of the safe combo and the mistaking someone for someone else just slayed me. Ahahahaha.
*checkers discussing how to alleviate blame from the company*
*radio messages of literal men dying on comms*
Never change Randolph
A man has his priorities
Oof, what did you in were the vials and the Paper Scrap - those are items IOs can pick up with their scanners, intel items. You can't burn the paper because you need them for objectives. They detected you had stuff in the safe. Then the Ultrazine, can't remember whether that's against the law or not, but you could always try denying it by saying you can't open the bottle because you're not a doctor (most pill bottles can only be opened by medics and doctors so ungas don't powergame). The twist is - Ultrazine can only be opened by the CL, so they won't be able to check you ;).
But yeah, a bit of shitty MPs really.
Gonna be honest. I hate when Skull is CMP. He's an ass. He's even worse when he is CO. Hell, he needs to just not be leadership at all. Toxic ass greytider imo. I was an MP one round under him, he told me to arrest someone, and I asked, "What are the charges?" He jailed me for insubordination. I a-helped and was told, "Get over it, shitcurity gonna sh*t." Haven't touched CM since. That was a year ago. Glad to see him as CMP and Leadership still. Greytider POS. Anyways, howdy Tex!
Baron Von Icepick, Very Real Pirate
I'm from Detroit, Texas. My parents emigrated to Florida after leaving a country in Eastern Europe that no longer exists, before they were banished farther West again. It's illegal for me NOT to have a gun.
Am i the only one that caught the fact that he faxed the safe combination to corporate and not the letter he wrote?
You play the role well Tex. But firing a bunch of custodians, that hit home man.
Huh, didn't know the P stood for Percival.
"The speech was long and the turkey was dry" is always a nice thing.
Last time I played space station 13 I got beat to death for throwing a hot pocket at security
that's quite the overaction for being given a tasty snack
@@spacecorpse3212 They were just larping as the idf.
Goddamn entertaining episode!!
Feasted my eyeballs and earholes!!
Thank you Tex
You know.. a former prison becoming a theme park has happened.. Same with a PoW camp becoming a school.. Oddly was a middle school and I went to a school that was just that. Kind of strange feeling when I found out about it. ( Same school has old weapons too.. Pre-WW1 weapons... Stuff used mostly for dealing with prisoners and slaves but.. yea... I was told a few years after I left that school someone actually tried to take a kid and the principle used one of those weapons but I doubt it.. Even though it is in the schools policy to actually use those in that situation I just really doubt it actually happened. )
*not today old friend Simpsons meme* thanks My man! Really enjoy starting the day with ss13
Sandra best synth. Would have thought a corporate liaison being unarmed would be the true failure to follow SOP.
I wish I played this game to have any clue of what's going on... still entertaining to watch the madness none the less.
You totally can. It's free.
This was a really good one.
Space Station 13 ASMR is great for a good night’s sleep. Have a good day y’all.
Thanks Tex!
The whole there is always a checkers reminds me of the tale of boxcar Joe. The Magic Hobo.
3:36 he mails the wrong paper to Weyland
I am sure that somewhere else boxes were coming in, boxes were going out.
haaaaaail cargooooniaaaaa
Fuck that chat window. also, you appear more energetic than gameplay itself
Oh boy! I love storytime!
I got a really good laugh out of this episode.
Just what I needed
Oh I’ve been waiting for this
Oh man, the cargo bois uploaded a new video!
Jesus, this recording must be ancient, WY is still named Weyland Yutani.
It's an older one I forgot to release
Hey Tex, you know the Marines do "Toys For Tots" every year right? Might have been a better reason to acquire the brass's money. They're suckers.
Oof, that CMP was a real shitter. I mean he was a CMP so it goes with the roll.
I love your laugh
Good Job
when in dought SPAM THE FAX
hey Tex. In your opinion was unga cm or to cm better
fun fun
"Spess Friends" *Friends theme intensifies*
Misspelled 'liaison' in the title
I sure did
Word salad- yummy yummy
sneed
Was this the CM equivalent of Shitsec?
Its not stealing if no one sees you do it
will you ever play CL again? these are quite fun but I'm guessing mods don't respond to faxes anymore
~ 18:00 Whatever you subsidize, you get more of. Speaking of which, would you like to donate to poor starving children in Africa?
This this an old episode just coming out? I thought you got rid of your clicky keyboard.
And it was good, because clicky keys are the worst when people who do gameplay videos or stream. It's just annoying to hear throughout the whole video.
Its an oldie, yes
Not only that, didn't they also rename W-Y?
I like the Clicky Clacky
@@theblackpantslegion Fuck em, get buckling springs to make it louderer
wow Tex how old is that game? i was still playing in bravo as ''Frost'' lol -Mira
yes
@@theblackpantslegion by the way this episode was hilarious! i enjoyed it very much
Ha, think they’re horrible in a game? Should go to them for real, multiply anything you think by 10, and you’ll start to get an idea, let alone safety stand downs, and what not. Even better…just saying.
What game is this?
Kerbal space program
Alien: Isolation
Darude: Sandstorm
Checkers: The Musical
Minecraft
Meh, that marine is no fun. What a boring person.
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