Nanotrasen accountant: "So can you tell me where all the cargo budget went?" Randolph P. Checkers, standing on solid gold flooring while a giant death ray hums in the background...: "...it's a mystery."
13:20 - "... how ablative a monkey is, in case we have to use monkeys as armour, y'know, or as re-entry shields." - Randolph P. Checkers, pioneer of the Composite Hybrid Interorbital Monkey Plastron (C.H.I.M.P.) development program.
@@VonKuro "What do you mean ropes can't contain a singulo?! If they can contain MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE they can damn well contain a damn singularity!" This should be a thing.
@@ScarletFlames1 "Ropes never contained HIM !!! MACHO MAN contain the ropes ! The RING and THA WOLRDO are moved by MACHO MAN, they wouldn't DARE to touch HIM !!!!!"
Snowcrash is an early cyberpunk novel by Neal Stephenson about a virus that causes VR users to see static and have a seizure. Its actually an amazing book, highly recommended.
It's not that early... almost a decade after Neuromancer. Heck I started playing CP 2020 a year before it came out. It is very good though. Or at least it was when I was a teenager, rather than a geriatric Millennial. Now there are a couple scenes that are a little creepy. Diamond Age might be better if you are old enough to drink.
That captain and HoS were mad lads, absolutely amazing! Just imagine how often the fun would have ended once either of them got wind of a "death beam in cargo"...
"Gotta figure out how ablative a monkey is, in case we have to use monkeys as armor, ya know. Or as re-entry shields." I'm dying LMFAO! You truly have the gift of science talk, Tex.
I remember a player a while back complaining about how boring and unfun Cargonia is to play and my reaction was "you wouldn't get it." It's great being QM of a robust team of miners and techies - add to the mix a bored, RP inclined admeme that personally dislikes you and it's spectacular chaos. I love it!
Randolph P. Checkers Esquire is the boss one day away from retirement who was just told his severance pay was cut so that a Nanotrasen Board Member could get a Bluespace Crystal toilet seat and just doesn't give a fuck what happens anymore.
Oh god, I so understand Mandalore's review of SS13 now. I tried to join a newbie-Server labeled "For Newbies" after two or three days of SS13-Wiki-surfing. First thing I notice is, that there is no sound whatsoever, despite it being on in the options, next I try how to unbuckle my seat to get my ass to cargo (I wanted to start as prisoner, but that was full?). Then I turned into a purple lizard, okay, that's cool, then some guy told me to get lost after calling me a Ling and wishing me good luck. I hadn't even figured out *how to talk* because I forgot the hotkey. Nope. Barrier to entry is too high for my little feet. But I'll watch every last of your videos, because they bring me immense amounts of joy ^^
there's like, 800 episodes in my playlist of ss13. You're welcome to watch and try to follow along. It's nearly 10 years of being a spaceman, and its history. However, I'd much more recommend watching my "Best of" playlist the community has suggested. it contains many more of the...classier shenanigans. However, you're right. It's a hard game to learn. harder still because of much of the community. But, still, there's something unique about it.
@@theblackpantslegion Way ahead of you ^^ Atm I've watched ~50 episodes of the "best of SS13" playlist and I won't stop watching any time soon ;) Edit: even after setting up a test server to learn the basic controls, I couldn't even get out of my room for 10 minutes. It's not meant to be. The game is still great to watch though.
I Never played SS13 so I dont know if it Would be possible but when you are a traitor again, could you try to release tons of bees through the vents. I think it would be amusing to wach :)
That is a title that promises a lot. I aim to see if it delivers. Although, admittedly, I've already read the top two comments, and I'm fairly sure it will.
As soon as you said "...broken glass, nothing we can't have some fun with." broken glass fights popped into my head....like snowball fights but stabbyer
...I may have missed something as it's been a while, but has something happened such that 720p is the highest quality? I thought it used to be 1080p... but I could be wrong.
@@Rellana1 the key is to make security think it was the captains idea. The moment the captain went and told the HOS it was his new execution device it became a station asset and not a problem.
Well... Time to get on to Skyrat (yes the furry server) and play cargo tech as a mail delivery pegasuses. If I get to say "I don't know what went wrong" naturally, that's just bonus points.
Checkers, y'all pronounced the pippi frog meme wrong. It's pronounced "pee pee" like a young man talking about their genitals. I'm not angry or anything, just disappointed.
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Nanotrasen accountant: "So can you tell me where all the cargo budget went?"
Randolph P. Checkers, standing on solid gold flooring while a giant death ray hums in the background...: "...it's a mystery."
A TOTAL. UNSOLVABLE. MYSTERY.
You... You don't need a budget... when you mint your own coins...
Hermes Conrad: "The books checks out!"
13:20 - "... how ablative a monkey is, in case we have to use monkeys as armour, y'know, or as re-entry shields." - Randolph P. Checkers, pioneer of the Composite Hybrid Interorbital Monkey Plastron (C.H.I.M.P.) development program.
No one:
Literally No One:
Cargonia: "CARGO LASER LIMBO CREW"
You are the reason the station has a cloning chamber
How dare you tell me the truth
How else are we going to further medical research.
@@dralliw7790 And here we see why the concept of "cruel weapons in war" is a silly thing.
_...cloning chamber..._
**cries in TG**
@@damoclesecoe7184 orange man bad
Cargonia rises once more, like a phoenix from a dumpster fire!
cargonia never dies
Cargonia died in the first place? I thought it had just hibernated for the mean time.
This analogy couldn't have explained it better
@@theblackpantslegion Cargonia never dies! But the Light of Z0rg demands occasional renovations.
From what was a dumpster fire, rises a Phoenix clad in metal armor forged from the slag of that melted dumpster!!
Best random line in chat ever "The monkeys do not have shotguns... I promise". Nearly covered the monitor with coffee when I spotted that one :D
Allen is really bad at his job
@@psydocthepsyduck8382 So it should have read "monkeys definitely have shotguns. I made sure of it", gotcha! :P
'I'm the guy who set up a singulo petting zoo in cargo'
I lost it. Literally needed to pause the vid and catch my breath.
Spoiler : It wasn't contained °=°)!
free range organic singulo
@@VonKuro "What do you mean ropes can't contain a singulo?! If they can contain MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE they can damn well contain a damn singularity!"
This should be a thing.
@@ScarletFlames1 "Ropes never contained HIM !!! MACHO MAN contain the ropes ! The RING and THA WOLRDO are moved by MACHO MAN, they wouldn't DARE to touch HIM !!!!!"
when was the cargonia zoo ep? i cant seem to find it
Snowcrash is an early cyberpunk novel by Neal Stephenson about a virus that causes VR users to see static and have a seizure. Its actually an amazing book, highly recommended.
Double plus true. Pizza delivery for the win.
@@asdffdadsf964 Cosa Nostra Pizza delivery FTW! :D
fear the Deliverator
@@asdffdadsf964 wait, you got pizza?!
It's not that early... almost a decade after Neuromancer. Heck I started playing CP 2020 a year before it came out. It is very good though. Or at least it was when I was a teenager, rather than a geriatric Millennial. Now there are a couple scenes that are a little creepy. Diamond Age might be better if you are old enough to drink.
I am become quartermaster, supplier of stations, waiting the hour that tolls for chimps.
-Randolph "Oppenheimer" Checkers.
I've really been enjoying rewatching these classics
"All we gotta do is build a monkey, uh, destruction chamber and go from there."
This episode is loaded 😂
That captain and HoS were mad lads, absolutely amazing!
Just imagine how often the fun would have ended once either of them got wind of a "death beam in cargo"...
I love how the first thing the cap does is to call in the HoS. Not to stop the cargo laser, but to offer it as an execution device.
Well, a man must find a use for the tools at hand, you know....
This. This is how you cargo. Or not. Just have fun folks.
Cargo is Cargo. Checkers is Checkers
Tex is such a caring leader of Cargo. Enabling his subordinates to pursue their passions for death lasers. If only all QMs were so understanding…
Limbo anywhere else is, "How low can you go?"
But here... it's, "How low can you car-go?"
ha.
Oh man, here we go. Cargonia episodes is only bested by Hellburns
Imagina cargonia with hellburns, cargonia and engineering working together to make the most perfect of hellburns...
@@Laughing_Dragon Mein Gott
I can hear Tex grinning when he says "I'm helping!"
I'm....helping.....
"Where are all these burns coming from?"
Cargonia and shitcurity, united under limbo. Ain't that something. 😂
Everyone likes limbo
i love the start "uh...something exploded." ^^
"Gotta figure out how ablative a monkey is, in case we have to use monkeys as armor, ya know. Or as re-entry shields."
I'm dying LMFAO! You truly have the gift of science talk, Tex.
I'm very scientific
Seeing this makes my heart full of pride and joy. HAIL CARGONIA!
CAR-GO-NIA
MY HOME AND NATIVE LAND
I remember a player a while back complaining about how boring and unfun Cargonia is to play and my reaction was "you wouldn't get it."
It's great being QM of a robust team of miners and techies - add to the mix a bored, RP inclined admeme that personally dislikes you and it's spectacular chaos. I love it!
Randolph P. Checkers Esquire is the boss one day away from retirement who was just told his severance pay was cut so that a Nanotrasen Board Member could get a Bluespace Crystal toilet seat and just doesn't give a fuck what happens anymore.
And man, when the 'Limbo Accident' hit, I just couldn't stop laughing
at least he stands behind his product, and in front of his product, which is now coming out the back of him. Perfectly safe!
Oh god, I so understand Mandalore's review of SS13 now.
I tried to join a newbie-Server labeled "For Newbies" after two or three days of SS13-Wiki-surfing.
First thing I notice is, that there is no sound whatsoever, despite it being on in the options, next I try how to unbuckle my seat to get my ass to cargo (I wanted to start as prisoner, but that was full?).
Then I turned into a purple lizard, okay, that's cool, then some guy told me to get lost after calling me a Ling and wishing me good luck.
I hadn't even figured out *how to talk* because I forgot the hotkey.
Nope. Barrier to entry is too high for my little feet.
But I'll watch every last of your videos, because they bring me immense amounts of joy ^^
there's like, 800 episodes in my playlist of ss13. You're welcome to watch and try to follow along. It's nearly 10 years of being a spaceman, and its history. However, I'd much more recommend watching my "Best of" playlist the community has suggested. it contains many more of the...classier shenanigans.
However, you're right. It's a hard game to learn. harder still because of much of the community. But, still, there's something unique about it.
@@theblackpantslegion Way ahead of you ^^
Atm I've watched ~50 episodes of the "best of SS13" playlist and I won't stop watching any time soon ;)
Edit: even after setting up a test server to learn the basic controls, I couldn't even get out of my room for 10 minutes.
It's not meant to be.
The game is still great to watch though.
Happy my laser turned out so well! It was a bit rocky at first.
sometimes shit happens bud
Your laser was amazing.
'Hey man, the Lazer is safe, see?' instantly turns into a fucking skeleton on contact
Always thought this game looked so much fun, but its also super intimidating with how complex it seems.
10:40
>a robot cat named Kitty 9000 asking the quartermaster for fish
wow they are literally me
Infamous last words:
"I'll show you how safe it is."
I love the buildup in this episode, how further things go beyond the expectations and then like a candle dipped in water, anticlimax.
So I'm thinking "Discount Dan's Dehydrated Monkeys, Just add water!"
Oh my word, the chef losing it was great.
Kitty 9000 reminds me of that cat milking monstrosity from the Lynchian Dune movie.
I Never played SS13 so I dont know if it Would be possible but when you are a traitor again, could you try to release tons of bees through the vents. I think it would be amusing to wach :)
It is very fun, once you learn the controls. Don't get discouraged at how hard it is at first!
sadly the vents are only ever good for plasma floods from murderbone ais with zero creativity
Laughed harder by far at this episode than any other. Glad to see SS13 always has something new up it's spess suit.
What the hell was wrong with that chef? Why was he not serving delicious, delicious monkey-burgers?
Would it be possible to throw a mirror at the PTL for hijinks and murder? To redirect the beam to other parts of the station?
Death rays, fraud, and random chimp events, oh my.
This is space station 13
That is a title that promises a lot. I aim to see if it delivers.
Although, admittedly, I've already read the top two comments, and I'm fairly sure it will.
man you really should've put all those monkey cubes in 1 crate, and sent the rest back to centcomm..... the poor fuckkkin chef lmao
Laser Limbo. Part of the Cargonian Olympics since 2150.
As soon as you said "...broken glass, nothing we can't have some fun with." broken glass fights popped into my head....like snowball fights but stabbyer
This was a damned good one. Extremely funny.
43:56 Gendo Ikari spoke out of my goddamn mind.
I think that Snowcrash is a reference to a classic sci-fi of the same name.
...I may have missed something as it's been a while, but has something happened such that 720p is the highest quality? I thought it used to be 1080p... but I could be wrong.
This is youtube's doing
@@theblackpantslegion *shakes fist* Youuuu tuuuuuube!
"Soon coming to hallway near you!" Hahaha noooo!!! XD
Cargonia! The future of science today!
Blackpants is asmr and gaming channel
0:16 what is this duo form?
The only difference between fucking around and doing science, is taking notes.
True, and funding.
Port master seems like it might be an exotic version of your real job.
Thanks man. Love it!
NASA is one of the partners in the ISS which *is* in space, full-time.
So when does cargonia declare itself it's own separate nation?
better question, when doesn't it
Good point. Also I'm surprised that no-one in security had problems with you building a model of the BFG 10k..
@@Rellana1 the key is to make security think it was the captains idea. The moment the captain went and told the HOS it was his new execution device it became a station asset and not a problem.
Hail Cargonia.
Rule Cargonia! Cargonia rules the... crates.
Well... Time to get on to Skyrat (yes the furry server) and play cargo tech as a mail delivery pegasuses.
If I get to say "I don't know what went wrong" naturally, that's just bonus points.
This made my morning.
Imagine if some nuke ops ran in not knowing what Cargonia made.
One thing was apparent from this session Tex. You needed more whiskey.
LIMBOOO! 🤪👍
I should be asleep but yeah I’ll ruin my sleep schedule for the sake of entertainment.
TEX! AAGH, *morphs* HNNNNGGHHH *changes shape* AHHHH *final changes* IM AM SPESS MAN NOW. THIS IS YOUR FAULT. Thank you.
Space does that
huh, so that's where the BSA came from...
look, all im gonna say is.....xenobio + cargo = LOTS OF MONEY
RULE CARGONIA
CARGONIA RULES THE SHIFT
CARGO NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL DO SHIT
RULE CARGONIA
How much does the codebase share from games like Rimworld and Prison Architect? Obviously all inspired from Dwarf Fortress.
How low can you go?
The BPL can come over ot my house and play "Escape The Dark Sector" once the boat comes into port, sterilized of course.
Killed by super limbo death ray
I laughed until I cried.
It's merely a laser, nothing more
@@theblackpantslegion Sometimes that is all it takes.
Q: How do you get morons to kill themselves?
A: Give them a Limbo Laser.
What happens when you combo money laser with a hell burn?
It's amazing what you guys do in Cargo XD fucking HILARIOUS.
Cargo is Eternal
NASA is not in space only part time, the ISS is staffed 24/7 for years now
Hey since you got me into NT I never got the sign up bonus of three extra muffins, still waiting on those, they arrive yet?
Boss man Tex wants his boon he get his boon
Have you ever had diplomatic immunity as an antag? Might make a good gimmick.
tex, you never read snow crash?
Correct. Had not, up to that point. Corrected that oversight. It's pretty good.
@@theblackpantslegion Read Diamond Age next for NANOMACHINES, SON
Its all fun and games till cargo starts building there own death star
Look man, laser limbo is a sport
What server is this?
It looks like VG station's "Roid Station" map
Dave Bosley ya thank vg is worth it?
yeah usher
Hey Tex any thoughts on Space Station 14 coming out on steam
We'll see what happens when it happens
That was pretty good
Just wondering what happened to 1080p?
TH-cam is defaulting to lower resolutions for us mediocre tier folks.
BlackPantsLegion thats just sad and unfortunate, but your content is still among my favorites regardless
Hey tex do you still on jump Cm-13 ?
On occasion.
can i get a server name please
That's vg
@@theblackpantslegion vgeez nuts. lmao fuckin got em
Yeah! What ever happened to your eris station videos?!
They're in the playlist.
What are they called? I thought I had them saved but I noticed some went missing or private?
69 views. Nice.
Checkers, y'all pronounced the pippi frog meme wrong. It's pronounced "pee pee" like a young man talking about their genitals.
I'm not angry or anything, just disappointed.
what server is this?
/vg/
@@theblackpantslegion thank you, but beware, you have enough subs to cause a tide
which server is this?