in case anyone is curious about what actually made this happen 1. when invited into the sanctum the game marks your character so the other NPCs won't consider you as a tresspasser 2. whoever programmed this forgot to make a check for companions/followers, so only the player will get marked and their companions will not 3. the blind monks sense the companion as a trespasser which makes them hostile 4. the companion is programmed as a civilian and will not defend itself, instead trying to flee 5. when a blind monk kills the civilian, it is seen as a crime by the other monks, who then turn hostile to that monk 6. when a blind monk kills another blind monk it turns the other blind monk hostile towards the one that killed the monk 7. all threats are dealt with, the last surviving monk goes back to his normal routine.
They had the guy do 300 regular takes, then told him to do a silly take, they wouldn't use it in final production... Like how they filmed Dr Strangelove. I doubt they did this...but if they did.....
@@AxxLAfriku yo man, i don't know who you are, but I'm super baked right now and this is freaking me out a little. Thanks? Oh, and I love you. Even though I don't know you? Fuck, man, I'm way too high to be doin this shit tonight.
@@ACHEESEDANISHZ is it actually true they had to read them alphabetically? That seems like a bizarre decision - though I guess it was the most efficient way for them to do it.
@@dingdongslick9344 maybe not most efficient but definitely laziest. The recording process would probably have been as fast if the lines had been sorted into conversations beforehand
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I do appreciate how the monk guarding the door specifically prefaces that he is a 'peaceful' monk, as if trying to separate himself from the crazed blind warmongerers hidden in the catacombs.
''Oblivion will feature groundbreaking AI, something we're calling 'radiant AI.' It is truly one of our greatest accomplishments to date.'' - Todd Howard, 2005
I know this is a joke, but Radiant AI never made it into the final version. They cut it from the game, however there are some mods that partly implement this Radiant AI.
Perhaps this is why you're not to bother the other monks... they have a serious habit of breaking out into fights to the death with each other at any slight distraction.. he's just trying to keep the last of what was once a huge team of monks alive..
@@EvilGremlin100 nah everyone in Oblivion has the same voice so they might as well be blind and deaf, since they only have hearing and theyre enemies and allies sound the same
Well one of them killed two of them, dunno how many are left; but if it’s anything like Identity with John Cusak, directed by James Mangold, only one will be left and it’ll be the one you least expect... so probably the brief drunken Irish character the initial priest had, will be the underlying winner, in the end, when you least expect it...
"What can this peaceful monk do for you, stranger?" "I know you are trustworthy." "But only because you are my dear friend." That monk just skipped a lot of steps to be your friend.
The bit where he says "Die by hands" and plants a 6 punch combo on adoring fan 😂 i think he would have dropped him if adoring fan didnt slip the last power punch
1:35 always sends me! The way he’s suddenly cut off in the middle of his sentence and lets out a hilarious grunt as he instantly dies while awkwardly landing on the bench as the monks continue to fight in the background 👌
That's the bug. Passing the skill check with Holger makes it so they don't attack you on... smell? The Adoring Fan follows you everywhere so he gets attacked.
The kid told him "dont bother the monks, dont bother the monks, and thats what he did, so he paid the price. Then because they are blind they thought they were still fighting the kid but it was each other 😂
The monk clearlly deserved his victory. He showed us some serious skill. He first punched the shit ouf of Adoring fan with a lovely combo at 1:24 but his best move clearlly was the double dodge mage attack at 1:47. He outplayed them. What a legend.
I like to imagine that Mohammed Ali was so powerful he could see through time, and this is how he came up with the rope-a-dope strategy for the '74 Ali/Foreman fight.
@Mezzy Mazu i brought the adoring fan into an oblivion gate got to the top before the sigil stone chamber, told him to wait, i went inside took the stone, closed the gate and i never saw him again XD
Notice how the AI is so good in this game that the blind monks instinctively know to hate the adoring fan and know to rush over to him in the next room to savagely murder him.
Little did we know there was a power struggle brewing amonsgst the order of monks, the Adoring Fan just simply brought the conflict to light with his presence.
This is what I absolutely loved about Oblivion!! The weird monk character letting you in on a secret and telling you to be discreet. Then a fight breaks out and the monks go crazy defending their secret basement. Meanwhile because they are blind, they can't tell enemy from friend and end up killing each other. Or at least that's my interpretation of what happened. It a bit confusing exciting and awesome! Love it
That isn't exclusive to the blind monks. This happens when a lawful npc kills another, the game brands them as murderers so every other npc in the area start attacking, this pattern repeats until only one is left.
Is it not kind of obvious that they might have not been blind at one point? In the lore that's the case, but even without knowing it, it should be obvious.
I love how, in the space of half a minute, dude goes from "you're a stranger" to "you seem trustworthy" to "you are my dear friend and I want you to hear my Father Ted impression".
Yes, but if they catch someone shoplifting, they wont stop beating them until the person is dead, also they might set the store on fire with their magic.
I could be banished for telling you!
*alternate Irish personality takes over*
Okay, okay, I'll show you.
Seems like demonic possession.
Plot twist: it’s Sheogorath in disguise.
Waitttt.. is that what Americans think an Irish accent sounds like?? Ok this explains all the weird voices in skyrim
@@Sprecherfuchs I know, right? The Nords sound some weird mix of French and Danish!
@@deidara_8598 yeah the voice acting is distractingly bad when they try to do accents
Over the course of 30 seconds he goes from calling you "stranger" to "trustworthy" to "my dear friend."
BoB backwards You are so spot on.
How dare you question the wisdom of the monk?
If real life was that simple.
Monk for a reason
it was an emotional rollercoaster
"Show me what you've got" - Blind monk
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LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lehy 😂😂‼️
I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT
*I see*
in case anyone is curious about what actually made this happen
1. when invited into the sanctum the game marks your character so the other NPCs won't consider you as a tresspasser
2. whoever programmed this forgot to make a check for companions/followers, so only the player will get marked and their companions will not
3. the blind monks sense the companion as a trespasser which makes them hostile
4. the companion is programmed as a civilian and will not defend itself, instead trying to flee
5. when a blind monk kills the civilian, it is seen as a crime by the other monks, who then turn hostile to that monk
6. when a blind monk kills another blind monk it turns the other blind monk hostile towards the one that killed the monk
7. all threats are dealt with, the last surviving monk goes back to his normal routine.
ok but how do you explain genderbend monk? xD femme magicks I guess
hahahahahhahahaha
Very interesting how close it is to real life
That’s amazing
Goodness! :D
They were blind, but they could smell the Adoring Fan's hair care products
It's so strong it made them kill each other.
Hey, what did you do that for?
Either that or his fresh asshole
Lmfao the scent got on eachother very confusing
@@leonhart1164 the scent defiled their territory and killed each other!
Whoever decided To put blind monks with swords into guard duty should've seen this coming.
Antti The Internet Guy
Not if they were blind too
They wouldn’t see anything wrong.
The monks certainly wouldn't
Or not
& Monk with no sword proceeds to beat the shit out of the other two😂
“We are peaceful monks”
Well if you kill everyone there will be peace. Can't fault that logic.
Then Pay with your Blood!!!
"pulls out a katana out of nowhere"
"We export freedom"
These guys have been learning about peaceful religion from islamists
If you read this:
May you always wear soft silks.
I only wear rusted chains. Prepares me for folk like these blind monks!
thanks, may you too :)
❤️
I only wear soft silks on Tuesdays ... wait ... today IS Tuesday!
Ccbjukxee th b
Voice Actor: "Is this line supposed to be read in the Argonian or Nord voice?"
Booth Guy: "Yeah."
"It just works..."
They had the guy do 300 regular takes, then told him to do a silly take, they wouldn't use it in final production... Like how they filmed Dr Strangelove. I doubt they did this...but if they did.....
its actually a completely different voice actor
I think that was the beggar voice
Thats an old nord voice
"The first rule about Monk Club is we don't talk about Monk Club."
The second rule of Monk Club is *we do not talk about* Monk Club
What's the 34th rule about monk club?
@@dELTA13579111315 if something exists in oblivion, there's a bug for it.
@@dELTA13579111315 No, that don't exist, just a bug
*The third Unofficial rule is:* no Adoring Fans allowed; or Our AI will wig out, causing us to kill each other on sight (even tho we blind)
0:20 When you suddenly remember you're actually an old Irishman for a moment.
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@@AxxLAfriku what
@@AxxLAfriku Wtf?
@@AxxLAfriku yo man, i don't know who you are, but I'm super baked right now and this is freaking me out a little. Thanks? Oh, and I love you. Even though I don't know you? Fuck, man, I'm way too high to be doin this shit tonight.
@@CoffeeSnep then you probably have the gobbles for Thanksgiving
“Stranger”
-5 seconds later-
“Dear friend”.
XD
😂
"I know you are trustworthy"
Must have maxed out his conversation mini game before taking any choice!
So much for ‘stranger danger’
Let it never be forgotten that the 800ish NPCs in the game were voiced by the same 10 people...who had to read their lines alphabetically.
How they were supposed to read them? Numerically?
@@samarkand1585 lines should be read with context. Having voice actors read there lines in alphabetical order gives no context to the lines.
@@ACHEESEDANISHZ is it actually true they had to read them alphabetically? That seems like a bizarre decision - though I guess it was the most efficient way for them to do it.
@@dingdongslick9344 maybe not most efficient but definitely laziest. The recording process would probably have been as fast if the lines had been sorted into conversations beforehand
Bruh
You know it’s Oblivion when the unarmed blind monk is the one who emerges victorious
Your will, my hands.
@@kilikus822 nice
But that's the awesomeness of what a Monk should be, fight without weapons and come out victorious!
no. it can happen in runescape in edgeville. ur wrong. stop ur gaming.
That or an old episode of Kung Fu.
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That's really nice of you to do man. Respect for giving back to those who inspired you.
Well we are glad we have you bacon now. We thank them and you for coming
Dude I watch you and The LaFave Bros obsessively. You guys have helped me through some pretty hard times, and are purely the inspiration for the videos I am currently making. If you ever get the chance, check a couple of them out. You guys are the best ❤️.
I do appreciate how the monk guarding the door specifically prefaces that he is a 'peaceful' monk, as if trying to separate himself from the crazed blind warmongerers hidden in the catacombs.
''Oblivion will feature groundbreaking AI, something we're calling 'radiant AI.' It is truly one of our greatest accomplishments to date.'' - Todd Howard, 2005
Well, at least on the AI part he is right. The "greatest accomplishments" one, I mean.
I know this is a joke, but Radiant AI never made it into the final version. They cut it from the game, however there are some mods that partly implement this Radiant AI.
I feel like they haven't changed much since
tell me sweet little lies.. 💞
He was right
Imagine this from Brother Holgers perspective. He lets you in and not even a minute later all the monks run out and start killing each other
Some friend you turned out to be
Perhaps this is why you're not to bother the other monks... they have a serious habit of breaking out into fights to the death with each other at any slight distraction.. he's just trying to keep the last of what was once a huge team of monks alive..
@@EvilGremlin100 very true plus theyre blind so they are never sure who the enemy is
@@shanedwyer6250 nah, they know what they're doing... they just love fighting eachother for some reason
@@EvilGremlin100 nah everyone in Oblivion has the same voice so they might as well be blind and deaf, since they only have hearing and theyre enemies and allies sound the same
I don't know these monks and I don't care to know them
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
@@korvo3427 I don't know you and I don't care to know you
@@eggchant I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
@@aedanshepard316 I don't care you, and I don't know to care you.
@Shrek’s Wife i don't know where this is going and i don't care to know where this is going
2:10 "I've fought mud"
What and absolute legend
Lmao
Lmao!
i fought mudcrab more fearsome than you！- blind monk, probably
He was tryna say he got it out the mud
This man is a hero to us all!
When he says "Don't bother the other monks", he's talking about his multiple personalities.
Well one of them killed two of them, dunno how many are left; but if it’s anything like Identity with John Cusak, directed by James Mangold, only one will be left and it’ll be the one you least expect... so probably the brief drunken Irish character the initial priest had, will be the underlying winner, in the end, when you least expect it...
@@InVinoVeratas
Saw the movie just a few days ago :P
yeah, DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder) isn't anything like this. Ik you're doing it for the meme, just wanted to lyk in case you didn't :)
@The Destroya System didn't ask
@@thedestroyasystem interesting
2:12 My man brought a fist to a sword fight...AND WON!
What a badass.
Monks bro just monks
it would have been less gay if he brought a sword to a fist fight and won
The guy must be Chuck Norris
@@lancebagley3833 he brought 2 fists. His weapons out numbered the other monk. Gg
"What can this peaceful monk do for you, stranger?"
"I know you are trustworthy."
"But only because you are my dear friend."
That monk just skipped a lot of steps to be your friend.
Deli worker: "Here's your sandwich sir"
Monk: Goes to 3rd base with the deli worker.
Random Person: “Hi how are you?”
Monk: “KISS ME NOW!”
Merritt Animation "sorry, I'm not Buddhist."
Here are all my intimate secrets. But don't tell anyone, I've been a naughty monk, and I could get banished!
Naw man, he knew the player character in another lifetime, we just don't get too see it.
1:08 he just knows they're after him and runs without saying a word. pure gold.
legendary
seeing the light of his torch swinging side to side, as he desperately aims for the door
he knew he was going to die right then and there
hahaha, he's like "nope", turns 180° and gtfo
I sense a disturbance in the force.
These monks have left the civilization so I think its free to call them pedos.
I'm gonna die from laughter.
I like how the blind monks literally don't know that they're fighting each other
Like 420
Understandable, I mean, they are blind right? XD
@You Tube Was thinking the same
It's a suicide cult that doesn't know what the word "suicide" means
and the other monk, who isn't blind, is just standing there watching them kill each other.
*“You-you-you-you-hey why did you do that for? Y- hey what I ever do to you? Hey wh-“* oof
What are you a maniac?
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Jihadi Tyrone
You would only hear such vulgarities in a life or death combat.
Jihadi Tyrone LoL! I killed this trash myself many times!
0:20 when she says she likes men with accents
😆😆😯😂😂😯🤣🤣
Didn't get the joke, but upvoted for 420 likes.
She can smd
@@SailorIvo Weird flex, but okay
The Hawkster Plot twist, she likes man with dick
the monks made a temporary alliance to kill the adoring fan before killing each other.
*gets stabbed, beaten, swung at, for 5 minutes*
Adoring fan: “you, you, you, you, you.”
I heard this in Mortys voice
Lol you you you
Hey! What did you do that for?
ANCESTOR
"We are peaceful monks.....with multiple personality disorder and frosted bangs. May you always wear soft silks."
*DID not MPD. Not a big deal tho. May you always wear soft silks.
"Peaceful monks"
*minor inconvenience happens*
*monks take out swords they had on their persons, charge up destruction spells they learned*
Found him
Oh, it's you again. I still think you suspiciously look like that Mistobaan guy.
You
I seen you somewhere before....but where?!
ahahaha great comment! 😂👍
_"I'm just warming up"_
*dies*
"The body's still warm."
@@deadskincreation3115 There's a killer about.
One of them literally changes gender mid fight lmao
Trans queen 😍
Sounds like your average DeviantArt Mpreg excuse.
That means she reached her full power
trans rights !
@@OxTime don't exist lol
my god this game is pure comedy
i think you misunderstand comedy sir
@@jc6226 Nah, I'd say he has a good sense of humor.
@@jc6226 forfeit your stolen goods
Imagine growing up with playing this.
@@thebilgekhan i did lmao. I'm forever grateful to my brother for showing me this game when i was 8
You ever murder one of your fellow monks with your bare hands just to flex on weaboos who love katanas?
weird flex but okay
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@@AxxLAfriku ... Did you just fucking roleplay on me?
fawk yea, everybody does that. what u never been to edgeville in runescape? the monks are cunts there
Everyone in Edgeville is a cunt.
The fact that the bare-handed monk won it's just hilarious
The bit where he says "Die by hands" and plants a 6 punch combo on adoring fan 😂 i think he would have dropped him if adoring fan didnt slip the last power punch
He's so strong, he doesn't even need a weapon
brother tyson
Here at Bethesda Game Studios we actually hold a battle Royale instead of the regular interview process
You're selling your game here, and at Vinesauce.
Your marketing is unstoppable.
Ohhhh todd, you dog you.
0:20 my voice during class presentations
0:24 my voice when I talk with my friends
more like the reverse
@@unlimited8410 oh so you're telling me you use your sexy voice around your friends. A little sus if you ask me
@@DeathsWhistle no more like they use the high pitch nervous voice during a presentation
0:20 my voice how i hear it
0:24 my voice how everyone else hears it
Bruh sounds like dr doofenshmirts
“Watch out!”
-Blind Monk
"watch out" said a blind monk to other blind monks
The way they just all run towards him without saying a word kills me every time
kills him, too
1:23 "Hey, who, who he-heyhey, who, who, he-hey, who-whoo... I hope you know what you're doing."
My sides XD
Tourette
Watch out...
*Blind Monks*
ProtoMario jeez you killed me🤣
PATHETIC WORM
*_“SHOW ME WHAT YOU’VE GOT!”_*
Moles are blind but they do see
LMAOOO
sometimes i feel like Oblivion is just a parody.
yuup.. oblivion sometime seems like...monty python... the game. XD
Should be
it's only truly a parody if you have the experience of buying it day 1 for $90
It's just Monty Python
1:25 "Die by hands" proceeds to land 6 punch combo on adoring fan 😂. Then comes out on top in the battle of the blind monks unarmed. What a legend
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then just calmly walks away to go tell the other brothers about the fight he just had
I love this game, so polished and refined.
one might even say 'it just works'
@Shrek’s Wife Todd Howard confirmed to be Phil Swift?
It’s quite literally flawless.
Like all Bethesda games since Daggerfall
1:29
“ᴵ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ⁻
OOOOOOOoooᴼᴼᴼᴼᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ
I hope you know what you're doing”
HAHAHAHAH
HAGAHAGA
Can't breathe🤣🤣🤣
He’s literally the version of that mafia sitdown skit by Key and Peele
"What are you some kind of maniac?"
I love the “Quest Updated” text that pops up. In game, it says that “the blind monks won’t be happy to see me.”
Read that again.
Ooooh, Bethesda...
11/10
it took too long for me to understand what youre saying..
It isnt Bethesda’s fault
It is a figure of speech
EA, the Scumbags of Gaming Doesn’t mean they had to use it.
He preserves a very special voice for his dear friends.
Adoring Fan: "What I ever do to you?!"
Clearly wasn't wearing soft silks.
After the Adoring Fan’s sacrifice, there are now two less monks to worry about disturbing.
Quite clever and dedicated, that fan is.
Violet Dirge surprising since Cicero's goal is to kill the mc
Oblivion AI is a gift from Talos
careful, friend! the Thalmor are everywhere and they will censor any Talos talk they find
@@sootmancer9851 Let them! I'll never submit to those damned knife-ears, especially to the thalmor
Theyre all over dagons paradise PARADISE AWAITS ME
I think you mean a gift from the /eight/ divines
Hey, what's up with Ondolemar and some other Thalmor Justiciars at your door? Are you hosting a party or something?
"Who's laughing now?"
Everybody, Todd, everybody's laughing...
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So underrated
nerd
Blind monk: "Watch out!"
because of his beautiful creaton, it brings joy to us all
"I've fought pathetic mud crab worms better than feeling my ancestors wrath!"
'peaceful monks'
"I'm just warming up!"
That is a sight for sore ears.
0:58 The blind monks won't be happy to see you.
You want to run that by me again?
The paraplegic monks will be happy to run that by you again.
Ğ
'I stand corrected' said the monk in the orthopaedic shoes.
“I hear you loud and clear.” said the deaf monk.
Actually, I'd think the blind monks would be ecstatic to "see" anyone.
Just respawned 🙌
Yay
Now were is that option to get you to shine my boots?
The Adoring Fan fml🙃
Fuck
After several deaths inside Oblivion, you stopped respawning for me. What gives?
1:35 always sends me!
The way he’s suddenly cut off in the middle of his sentence and lets out a hilarious grunt as he instantly dies while awkwardly landing on the bench as the monks continue to fight in the background 👌
Anyone else have a mind to give credit to the unarmed monk who defeated the swordsman? Holy cow that was impressive.
Two of them XD what a beast!
I loved it when he was getting sliced up with a sword ge was talking shit like "Show me what you got!" The absolute Madman
absolute mad lad
the first guy already did most of the work
And then he casually walks off, like "I'm going back to my catacombs then."
0:58 "I'm betting that also means they won't be too happy to see me."
They're blind monks.
😂
Hahha, nooo
*Legally* blind monks.
On the contrary they’d be rather happy to see you.
@@dor748 Yeah because that would mean they could see!
I like how they attacked the adoring fan first
They did not like him at all. I guess you could say the monks....
weren't a fan.
That's the bug. Passing the skill check with Holger makes it so they don't attack you on... smell? The Adoring Fan follows you everywhere so he gets attacked.
adoring fan immediately turns around like shiiiiiiiiit i’m dead
The unarmed monk giving the adoring fan a 10 piece combo will never fail to make me laugh
Monks chasing a little boy through a church dungeon...seems about right to me
Your comment reminds me about: shota, group, anal tags....🤔
FBI OPEN UP!!!!
I think youre confusing monks for catholic priests
The kid told him "dont bother the monks, dont bother the monks, and thats what he did, so he paid the price. Then because they are blind they thought they were still fighting the kid but it was each other 😂
@@canisterbottournament What?
@@aliasofanalias7448 thats how i see the whole thing
Monk with sword: Do your worst
Unarmed Monk: *Punches and kills Monk*
Edit: thanks for the subs kings&queens
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Like a real monk! Yeah!
Surprised Pikachu
Unarmed 100
Oh he has plenty of arms, and knows how to use them.
2:11 "I'm just warming up, you Hhm!" LMAO!!
too good lmao
YEEHAH!
The monk clearlly deserved his victory. He showed us some serious skill. He first punched the shit ouf of Adoring fan with a lovely combo at 1:24 but his best move clearlly was the double dodge mage attack at 1:47. He outplayed them.
What a legend.
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im dead 🤣
if you want to learn real kungfu, see how these monks do kungfu.
then calmly walked away
I like to imagine that Mohammed Ali was so powerful he could see through time, and this is how he came up with the rope-a-dope strategy for the '74 Ali/Foreman fight.
Everyone talking about how the guys voice changes at the start but not how adoring fan gets beat to death
Because the Fan's already leapt off a cliff and survived. He's indestructible. That voice change however is cutting edge sorcery.
Who?
@Mezzy Mazu i brought the adoring fan into an oblivion gate got to the top before the sigil stone chamber, told him to wait, i went inside took the stone, closed the gate and i never saw him again XD
This happened to me but with mazoga the orc (I think her name is) SHE was DEFINITELY speaking as a HE lmao.
:(
This video had SEVERAL layers of comedy,it's actually unbelievable
2:11 I'm just warming up, you-- *HMMM*
He had to censor himself, even he needs some sweet, sweet ads.
For a moment, he almost forgot they are "paceful monks".
Adoring Fan: *exists*
Blind Monks: Oh boy, here I go killin' again!
That monk who walks in at 1:43 and just stares at the commotion.
a peaceful monk
Watch out
He is watching everyone kill themselves, so that he could get peace for himself. Clever man lol.
blind monk
staring
hmm
"Oh god they're killing each other again."
2:10
Unarmed Monk: *You shouldn't have bought a sword to a fistfight*
Swordsman Monk: Oh f-
Underrated
"I've fought mudc-
"UUH!"
"I'm just warming up, you- HMHH!"
"HUEH!"
"HUEHAAA!!!"
"Don't bring a sword to a fistfight - YOU'LL LOSE"
unarmed is pretty underrated in oblivion. if your opponent has no stamina they get knocked around like a ragdoll XD
Notice how the AI is so good in this game that the blind monks instinctively know to hate the adoring fan and know to rush over to him in the next room to savagely murder him.
Little did we know there was a power struggle brewing amonsgst the order of monks, the Adoring Fan just simply brought the conflict to light with his presence.
no pun intended
The adoring fan brings violence with him wherever he goes. ( Usually he's on the receiving end. )
This is what I absolutely loved about Oblivion!! The weird monk character letting you in on a secret and telling you to be discreet. Then a fight breaks out and the monks go crazy defending their secret basement. Meanwhile because they are blind, they can't tell enemy from friend and end up killing each other. Or at least that's my interpretation of what happened. It a bit confusing exciting and awesome! Love it
I think he just glitched the game by entering before the other guy or something
That isn't exclusive to the blind monks. This happens when a lawful npc kills another, the game brands them as murderers so every other npc in the area start attacking, this pattern repeats until only one is left.
Raziel you missed the part where i sais that it was my interpretation
@@warbreakr Just letting you know, you can do it anywhere you want. just get an npc to accidentally hit another and all hell breaks loose.
@@raziel6304 I didn't see anyone kill anyone else, they just went beserk
"We are peaceful monks."
*20 seconds later*
"FEAR THE WRATH OF MY ANCESTORS!"
"May you always wear soft silks."
Uh... thanks?
'May your thong always be visible to strangers.'
𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜
I talked to a *Blind* Monk and they said that they saw a ghost and they’ll never forget it
yeah this one time i heard a ghost right after i went deaf. pretty freaky
How did you think he became blind?
*X Files Theme*
Were they always blind though?
Is it not kind of obvious that they might have not been blind at one point? In the lore that's the case, but even without knowing it, it should be obvious.
What's that supposed to mean? ...
I love how, in the space of half a minute, dude goes from "you're a stranger" to "you seem trustworthy" to "you are my dear friend and I want you to hear my Father Ted impression".
Katana is the symbol of the peace among blind monks.
"Let's give the crazy blind monks really big katanas to wave around. What's the worse that could happen?" -Emperor Patrick Stewart.
MAY YOU ALWAYS WEAR SOFT SILKS
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
I don't wear soft silks, and I don't care to wear soft silks.
I don't wear soft silks, and I don't care to wear soft silks.
The fact that you consistently have to play through this game in order to find useable segments is a testament to your craftmanship
It’s hilarious that Holger just stared as that whole ordeal unfolded, almost as if he was thinking,
“By the Nine, what have I done?”
Adoring fan, while being hounded by blind monks with swords for murder purposes: "What did you do that for?!" Oblivion is priceless
“Welcome stranger!”
2 seconds later
“I shouldn’t tell you this, but I know you’re trustworthy!”
10 seconds later
Ok ok, I'll show you, but only because you are my dear friend.
"I've fought mud" - best line ever
2:10 *I F U C K M U D (AAAHHHH!)*
Hahahahahha lmaoo
cannot unhear
LMFAO 😂
@@smileandnodd Not from a monk
I FUCK MUD
'May you always wear soft silks' is how I'm going to end all my conversations now
With Oblivion Battle Royale, what other games do you need
The Oblivion Circle is closing in! The Daedra are pouring out, get inside the circle before the Dremora, Atronaches, and Daedroths tear you apart!
Morrowind battle royal for mobile
Fallout 76 would probably do really well if they just change it to a battle royale.
Watten Slaafje what's up brother
Is this a new Monk-themed Battle Royale?
Pope Unknown’s Vatican-Grounds.
Let’s get that Winner Winner, Alterboy Dinner.
Stop giving Todd Howard shitty ideas
now this is a christian game
The holy grail power up is op
Oliver Dekens-True Lmao best comment of the decade
I don't know Bacon_ and I don't care to know Bacon_
I don't know Bacon_ and I don't care to know Bacon_
Woah didn't expect you here.
There's a Bacon_ about!
Its the act man and im here with another rewiew of halo
Why don’t you just shut the fuck up
K?
*Blind monks as security guards,*
"It just works."
Yes, but if they catch someone shoplifting, they wont stop beating them until the person is dead, also they might set the store on fire with their magic.
*gets cut by sword*
“hey, what was that for?”
The voice changes when answering the second question. That is good game design right there. LoL
1:17 Feel the wrath of my ancestors !
1:24 Ancestor !
lol
He had to repeat it for the ones in the back
“ May you always wear soft silks”
He understands me 🥺
"Don't bother the other monks"
Well it seems they became bothered by themselves lmao
Why'd his voice change :(
Because oblivion was clunky when it came to dialogue allocation. Same reason the beggars change voices :) thank u kind sir!
Cause bethesda be like that sometimes
That’s the best bit
it just works
he's like that guy on the movie Split, he doesn't wanna be ordinary like everyone, let the man speak with different voices!
“May you always wear soft silks” lol I’m saying that from now on instead of see ya later
Therapist: Tell me your dreams, I'm sure they will explain more about yourself
My dreams:
Psychiatry is pseudo-science as I prove in my series on atheist myths.