8:30 "....A singular red mountain that pierced the sky. As they began their climb the seismic activity of the mountain became apparent. This **CAME** as a complete surprise..." I fucking lost it
Side note: pulcra (pronounced exactly like Pulchra here) is a spanish word that means clean, orderly, free of filth, well kept. Fitting name to a fallen-to-chaos planet
The serious verbiage on this whole of a situation is simultaneously hilarious and awesome. Kudos on making the ridiculousness of the short into proper sounding canon lmao.
This is based on the Furry Crusade Animation by FlashGitz. I've taken some creative liberties to stitch the episodes together into a single coherent video. If you want to check out their new content SpaceKing th-cam.com/video/lknNsZgzG1g/w-d-xo.html
The Imperial Navy Admiral through an act sheer willpower tore his eyes away from the horror tens of thousands of kilometres away to glance at the mighty war vessels captian, stammering as the horror forming from the planet they'd been sent to cleanse coalesced before them into a anthropomorphised purple fox, "wha- what do we have that's bigger than a Cyclonic Torpedo barrage?" He asked as his will failed and his eyes were drawn back to the abomination as it's newly formed arm began to reach towards the ship its scale beyond comprehension. "Nothing Sir." The captian replied flatly, unable to look away as the continent sized hand now completely filling the bridges viewport began to close around the ship blocking out the stars with it's purple furred palm...
This totally official and canon series of books by Geno Cidal McFuri Hayter are my favorite in the entire Scouring of The Fylth Stars. The way these Templars just uphold the Emperor's will by annihilating the Furling scourge brought me genuine tears of pride.
I'm not sure if this is a early April fools video or not... But it's amazing to have our favourite Krieger historian to cover this obscure and interesting conflict in Imperial history.
I cried when I first read the book and had numerous nightmares for many nights, I thank god that this is just a story and that such furry creatures don’t exist.
I would send at least five titan legions with numerous death krieg corps + on top of that several space marine chapters would also be included against this threat. Anything less might be insufficient
Too late my friend. The problem with chaos is inconsistency. Some cults will kills it self, before they can become a problem. Like being eat ba a demon by a ritual gone wrong. There a not many, who can escape the inquisition, but they wo can are the problem.
It takes serious dedication to turn a popular series into a canon documentary for an April Fools joke akin to what you do for Vraks or the Horus Heresy. You did a really good service here Janovich!
Maybe this was supposed to come out April 1st, maybe not, but the fact that the record of the Black Templars’ most cursed campaign dropped on one of the holiest days of the year is absolutely hilarious
Me not reading the title: Oh nice Janovich uploaded a new video. Let's see how the black templars are involved. 2 minutes in: He did not just make FlashGitz's crusades sound like it's actually happening in 40k but I'm here for it. For the emperor
The worst thing about this? Switch out “furry” with “Beastmen” and you can turn-key this into a legit Black Library novel. Title: The Beasts of Pulchra.
The fact that this video got me to watch the Flashgitz Furry Crusades video out of unknown curiosity, was the real April fools prank.😨 Thank the Emperor that I can watch through it with my soul intact after such heresy. 🙏👑
I started listening to this not realizing it was related to Flashgitz material and had to pause to check because I was like “Wait, is this 40K lore about furries?’” 😂😂😂
Please, include a reason or excuse as WHY the inquisition wasn’t involved? You would think an entire conclave of inquisitor would at least ask questions regarding this new threat we face.
probably because they were to busy molesting imperial citizens or killing off imperial guardsmen who had fought chaos forces. you know standard inquisition stuff =])
The fact this was done with minimal character breaking, 4:43, is a testament to how great of a narrator Janovich is. Never would I imagine he would do this, but I'm so happy for how it turned out.
You do the Emperor's work.
no way
Oh my Holy Emperor.
Praise be to you.
Eeeeeeehhhhhh
Aku suka animasi mu sodara ku 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😎
4:42 Not even our beloved narrator could maintain his stoicism here. 🤣
I wonder if he had to read it lots of times and this was just the most serious take
Allowed himself one, singular, very amusing moment, then picked up the pace again :D
It wasn't a funny quote, it was... Horrifying, traumatic, he tried to stay stoic 😔😔😔
Indeed
"... the Black Templars were about to fall right into their big, gay, trap." why is this a sentence that makes senses 😭
It's also a direct quote
Because Slaanesh.
I actually backtracked at 4:29 just to make sure I heard that right!
That's the sentence that made me realize what day this was uploaded😂😂😂
Man that shit had me dying💀💀💀 I had to rewind because I thought I misheard him
8:30
"....A singular red mountain that pierced the sky. As they began their climb the seismic activity of the mountain became apparent. This **CAME** as a complete surprise..."
I fucking lost it
bro
Side note: pulcra (pronounced exactly like Pulchra here) is a spanish word that means clean, orderly, free of filth, well kept. Fitting name to a fallen-to-chaos planet
The word "Pulchra" also means beautiful in Latin. Fitting since it was Slaanesh who corrupted the planet.
4:42 I love how you can hear the VA loosing it here. He's so close to just breaking down laughing.
Well, the voice actor.
Yep heard it too. Can't hold it against the guy. It's so stupid you can't help but chuckle a little.
I heard it too 😂
losing ffs
"Am i to understand we must let Pulchra die?"
...
"No brother... we must help it die."
That line hit _harder_ than a vulcanbolter round.
"No brother.....We must help it die."
The breaking of the VA's character at times caught me off guard and made me laugh
4:42 was as far as I got. The moment the VA cracked... yeah. Fucking lost right there.😂
Ngl what makes this funnier is that you did some videos on Rattenreich too.
But overall definitely an April Fools joke that took me by surprise.
This works so well because Warhammer is already so over the top this could be official lore and nobody would bat an eye.
Ayup
Not gonna lie, for the first few minutes I thought it was, and I have been heavily invested in the hobby and lore for nearly 20 years😂
I actually thought some vindictive writer had made a canon war against furries...then I realized it's April Fools Day! Really had us in the first half
we need more canon lore like this to piss off the nazis who take this seriously. 40K need to return to its roots.
@@JonaRosalinaRose you must be fun at parties.
AVERAGE ME BEOTHER!
No mercy.
BROTHER AVENGE ME
BRUTHER! AVENGE-MEEEE!
AAAVENGE MEEEEEE
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
The serious verbiage on this whole of a situation is simultaneously hilarious and awesome. Kudos on making the ridiculousness of the short into proper sounding canon lmao.
Never in my LIFE did I think you'd cover that fucking animation but my God I'm happy you did
4:43 Holy shit he broke charater.
This is based on the Furry Crusade Animation by FlashGitz. I've taken some creative liberties to stitch the episodes together into a single coherent video.
If you want to check out their new content SpaceKing
th-cam.com/video/lknNsZgzG1g/w-d-xo.html
A yes I see you're a man of culture
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!
ALL HAIL SPACE KING!
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING *inserts the holy globules*
I knew it when I saw the title.
I am looking so much forward to this, haha.
"No, brother. We must help it die." - Brother Arcados on the Exterminatus of Pulchra. 362. M41, colorized.
@Tigran-Abazyan what? xD
It does not make sense at all.
I didn’t… what even… I am both astounded at the nicheness of this and also proud to be apart of the target audience XD
Brother, avenge me!!!!
i will avenge you brother
I will make sure that don't get dreadnoughtised so you can be at peace brother
@@37_newts_in_a_costume Thank you, Brother.
HANS GET THE FLAMER AND THE DK 143rd we are siegeing this planet
Oh shit.... the furries are commin.... THE FURRIES ARE COMMIN! GET THE FLAMER!
The HEAVY flamer!
@@TheEldritchGodTHE HOLY HEAVY FLAMER!
Not enough promethium, get the CYCLONIC TORPEDO!!!!
The Imperial Navy Admiral through an act sheer willpower tore his eyes away from the horror tens of thousands of kilometres away to glance at the mighty war vessels captian, stammering as the horror forming from the planet they'd been sent to cleanse coalesced before them into a anthropomorphised purple fox, "wha- what do we have that's bigger than a Cyclonic Torpedo barrage?" He asked as his will failed and his eyes were drawn back to the abomination as it's newly formed arm began to reach towards the ship its scale beyond comprehension.
"Nothing Sir." The captian replied flatly, unable to look away as the continent sized hand now completely filling the bridges viewport began to close around the ship blocking out the stars with it's purple furred palm...
@@Alex-hd9ef - There aren't enough torpedos in the sector! For Once, Failbaddon had a good idea:
CRASH A BLACKSTONE FORTRESS INTO THE PLANET!
I can’t wait for FlashGitz to do a reaction to this masterpiece
Why do I feel like this is a reference to the work of certain flashy gitz?
cause it is
He literally said it in the pinned comment.
@@MerekGrimaldus I wrote that before the video premiered and it was a joke.
@@Janovich I KNEW IT! As a furry, I think Im gonna do slaneesh , if I do cahos!
A comprehensive study of the battle against the Furry Menace? Fascinating.
This totally official and canon series of books by Geno Cidal McFuri Hayter are my favorite in the entire Scouring of The Fylth Stars.
The way these Templars just uphold the Emperor's will by annihilating the Furling scourge brought me genuine tears of pride.
I'm not sure if this is a early April fools video or not...
But it's amazing to have our favourite Krieger historian to cover this obscure and interesting conflict in Imperial history.
not early, just in time here. Release at midnight in Europe so, on time
I cried when I first read the book and had numerous nightmares for many nights, I thank god that this is just a story and that such furry creatures don’t exist.
I would send at least five titan legions with numerous death krieg corps + on top of that several space marine chapters would also be included against this threat. Anything less might be insufficient
Take it as an incursion into the eye of terror in terms of importance
Too late my friend. The problem with chaos is inconsistency. Some cults will kills it self, before they can become a problem. Like being eat ba a demon by a ritual gone wrong.
There a not many, who can escape the inquisition, but they wo can are the problem.
Perhaps the Rangda weren't xenos. What if the Rangda were the furries all along!
I fall upon a Great war crime pulls out a flamethrower
When even the historical narrator can’t keep a straight face… imagine a World War II narrator who is snickering at the sheer insanity
The fact even the narrator can't do it without laughing
"Am I to understand we are to leave Pulgris to die"
"No Brother, we must Help It Die!"
It takes serious dedication to turn a popular series into a canon documentary for an April Fools joke akin to what you do for Vraks or the Horus Heresy.
You did a really good service here Janovich!
LOLA BUNNY 10
MY GOD! I just realized I barely escaped this same fate when I was about 10 years old. The Emperor protects truly.
The Emperor protects
I don't think non of us is keeping a straight face the entire time 🤣Hell even the narrator almost lost his shit! 🤣🤣
Home boy actually spittin facts.
Weak men didnt have the backbone to resist the slaneshi corruption
Maybe this was supposed to come out April 1st, maybe not, but the fact that the record of the Black Templars’ most cursed campaign dropped on one of the holiest days of the year is absolutely hilarious
"What?! I'm not a furry!"
Oh please honey.
"I'm just part of the space wolves chapter"
Me not reading the title: Oh nice Janovich uploaded a new video. Let's see how the black templars are involved.
2 minutes in: He did not just make FlashGitz's crusades sound like it's actually happening in 40k but I'm here for it. For the emperor
So you're telling me that flashglitz video is cannon
The creatures are to an extent, the space wolves chapter has something like them.
Love that flashgits are becoming unofficial lore
YOU are by far the best Warhammer 40k narrator we have and I found it hilarious the black templars faced "the furry's". Best episode yet.
The fact I know this was a Flashgitz reference makes me happy!
The worst thing about this? Switch out “furry” with “Beastmen” and you can turn-key this into a legit Black Library novel. Title: The Beasts of Pulchra.
I was relaxing playing video games and listening to this as white noise and when I finally realized the references it hit me like a truck
AVENGE ME BROTHER!
Truck-Kun is undefeated.
4:31
Janovich: The Black Templars were about fall...
Me: don't say it.
Janovich: ...into their big gay trap.
Me: Goddammit.
The fact that this video got me to watch the Flashgitz Furry Crusades video out of unknown curiosity, was the real April fools prank.😨
Thank the Emperor that I can watch through it with my soul intact after such heresy. 🙏👑
It’s so fucking funny lol
I started listening to this not realizing it was related to Flashgitz material and had to pause to check because I was like “Wait, is this 40K lore about furries?’” 😂😂😂
Amazing. I can tell you had fun with this one.
"AVENGE ME BROTHER!!"
4:42 I lost it when he couldn't hold his laughter back 😂
Flashgitz’s bullshit in such a serious tone is somehow even better 😂
I can die in piece now, having heard the Chad narrator saying: "their big gei trap"
Please, include a reason or excuse as WHY the inquisition wasn’t involved? You would think an entire conclave of inquisitor would at least ask questions regarding this new threat we face.
Because the Black Templars Think the Inquisition is too soft.
Why get those pansies involved?
probably because they were to busy molesting imperial citizens or killing off imperial guardsmen who had fought chaos forces. you know standard inquisition stuff
=])
They've grown fond of this new rectum inserting xeno
Because it's just a joke.......
I thought Exterminatus required Inquisitorial approval? Of course a son of Dorn likely wouldn't care for such formality.
I loved listening to the voice actor trying to keep it together while talking about the furry wars
The fact that in some parts of the video it sounds like you almost laughed but then you just kept your cool 😅
Really enjoy the emphasis on "This *came* as a complete surprise"
He started talking about colorful fur and then I realized it was the flashgitz animation 😂.
As soon as I saw furry crusade I was like… Hol’up a second lol then I had to go rewatch the series because it was fucking hilarious
"Lola Bunny 10"
Emperor save us all
My goodness, This Man also got the end Soundtrack from Furries: First Contact. and I LOve IT
yes its amazing. Got permission to use it
Noice@@Janovich
I was hoping for another siege of varaks video but this this was we better than I hoped thank you
Why do I get flashbacks of that one video of the black Templar’s killing fury’s
Because that's what this video IS
The narrator can barely keep in his laughter at some points, it's hilarious.
2:38 Any one else noticing the "shapes" of the furrys territory's?
10:12 love the redux of the original Pulchra monologue.
This needs a sequel about the rest of the series lol. I wanna see the explanation for the attack on Sonic’s world lol.
Cliff hanger: based on the last episode, the furry plague apparently reached and corrupted one of the Black Templar's monasteries
Honest question. How many takes did the narrator go through, to not just burst out laughing?
The fact this was done with minimal character breaking, 4:43, is a testament to how great of a narrator Janovich is. Never would I imagine he would do this, but I'm so happy for how it turned out.
Happy Easter everyone.
Lmao, i remember getting recommended this video on april fools but i never got around to watching it until now. This is hilarious
From a lush green planet to hell...
That was dark
I’m literally picturing that part of the episode from Flash Gitz , avenge me brother!!
What Would Krieg Do?
(FIXES BAYONET)
We need part 2 of this XD
We need to petition this for part 2
LOL nice
hey :)
Didn’t expect to see aborderprince here. Really enjoy your short story readings
Am I to understand we must leave Pulchra to die?
No Brother, we must help it die....
It's always a good day when there's a new post on this channel.
Took me a second to realise this was the @Flashgitz series 😂
this brings a smile on my face, as a wh40k nerd and a furry, great job as always Jan.
👀
"Inquisitor, yes this is the guy take him away"
A
The Black Templars really do face great horrors
I am dying from laughter.
Same here lmao 😂
4:43 bro either lost breath or was holding in that laugh
The part at 4:45 when he actually breaks character chuckling a bit. That was hilarious.
Finally, recognition for a brutal crusade the IMPERIUM, seldom acknowledges
You have made the Emperor proud @Janovich. The Crusade lives on, thanks to your retelling.
Aaah, yess finally the Flasshgitz-Janovich Crossover we deserved
I always look forward to your videos, this one was great because I didn’t expect it. 10/9.78 loved it
I read this as "fury crusade" at first. The moment of realization as to what it actually was rather hilarious
I can smell a new Janovich upload on the horizon. May the Emporor bless us this weekend
This is great but, would you one day be able to make a 40K Lore on the book Leman Russ? (The tank book)
Flashgitz would be proud bröther
That was most unexpected in true April's Fool fashion.
Oh, and also epic!
I had once had colleague who was furry and 40K fan. I hope he will see this video one day.
Damn now I want to play this as a campaign or as a game like Boltgun!
this is now official lore and not even GM can make that go away.
Thank you for making this flashgitz would be proud
THIS IS THE GREATEST BATTLE DOCUMENTARY
This is the best possible thing you could have made.
Brother? Brother! *BRÖTHER!!! AVENGE ME BRÖTHER!!!*
These vids unironically lead me to choose Black Templars for my loyalist army.
Never been more excited in my life
This is why the Kharybdis Drop Pod is so important because it doubles as both a breacher and mobile weapons platform
This is an amazing recounting of Flashgitz series
Adepticon really has to pay attention who else is scheduling a convention in the same facility after this...