From the look of things, you're gonna be getting more of these - no killing required. "Low-poly" is a category I now see on indie game sites, alongside ones like "8/16-bit" and "retro".
Matt: oh wow, Look at all these unsold DJ Heroes Pat: I really like DJ Hero Matt: Well you should have bought 5 million of them Pat: I only bought 1 of then Matt: yeah, Well you caused it to fail This made me laugh way more than it really should have.
Isn't this the game where Cr1TiKaL lost his shit because of cow-tipping? SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA: Toyol are tiny creatures originating from Malay mythology. Appearance-wise, they're akin to baby spirits and have some similarities to the Philippine's Tianak. They appear as green-skinned naked babies with red eyes and sharp teeth. Sometimes they're hairy as shit like monkeys. They allegedly can see through walls. That's not the best part. The best part is that the Toyol can be used as a familiar spirit to basically steal shit or mess with other people. Level grinding your Toyol will also allow it to eventually kill someone. They're apparently common enough to be sold on shops by magicians. In case you couldn't afford it, wild Toyols can also be evoked by finding their hideouts. If you're desperate though, an aborted baby works fine too. You just need to do a special embalming process to Toyol your fucking baby up. Toyols keep a contract with their master but their daily needs must be sated for them to obey with no strings attached. Generally, a milk in the morning, some funsies and treats, like toys. A black candle with incense and the necessary mantras. And their master's blood on a statue of the Toyol. Once the contract ends, the user must either dispose of the Toyol by burying it or casting it off into the sea. If not, their descendants are stuck with the it. A Bomoh (Malaysian Shaman, if you remember from double whopper Krasue and Penanggalan) can also sever the contract. A free Toyol generally acts like a normal feral child. They stay somewhere and just look at humans because curiosity. A newly-wed bride acts as the Rare Candy for the Toyol. It will suck blood from the bride's toe to power itself up to Super Toyol, increasing its strength and speed. No info if having multiple wives can eventually push the Toyol into Super Toyol God Super Toyol They're not very bright, so distracting them is easy. Just use marbles, beans, sandbags and strands of garlic and the Toyol will be distracted, fuck around with the the distraction, and forget what the hell they're gonna do in your house. They're also scared of their own reflections so putting a pile of cash in front of a mirror is one way to scare them off. 10 DA̵̸̝͜YS REMAIN̨͠
For fucks sake, I really wish they would record longer than 30-35 minutes per episode, one off or not. They always stop the episode right before the good spooky bits kick in.
Bob Parker this game, like power drill massacre, rely a lot on luck and trial and error so even if they had made it to the point where the killer is actively chasing you they would've been stucked
I don't think I've ever had someone hired to baby-sit me ever. It always fell to my big sister. Spoilers: It sucked for her because I was _THE WORST_ child ever. Like, if I met my past self, I would bully me out of sheer principle.
Adrian The Vulture Hey man thank her for not being a shit back, I let my little sister eat an entire bottle of flintstone vitamins while babysitting; it turned out pretty bad for her.
Adrian The Vulture It's better then my parents who left me and my brother alone all the time. This lead to a shit load of fights and falling down stairs when I was 5.
32:25 "I kind of think this game would be scary all in first person." "Well we can do that" "I thought you said you couldn't do certain stuff while you're in the first person" Don't worry Matt, he did. He's just practicing how to weaponize his stand.
Once i was babysitting this 6 year old who was obsessed Tech Decks and I happened to own a pretty big collection of them (Just liked collected them) and I brought it to show him and he was in awe at my godly tech deck collection. He’s now a meth addict living down the street in a halfway home, still knows me.
It's like the time I Googled the name of a guy I knew in middle school and found his arrest report for drug possession and domestic violence. Just... great.
"Quick! Let's find a spot to hide from the murderer! Maybe in the bathroom closet will do!" 35:52 Murderer: "Omae wa mou Shindeiru" Mat&Pat: "NANI!?" *Killed*
I remember Cr1tikal playing this game. This is the origin story of our Billy. This game explains why Billy is so messed up like him eating breakfast food at night. Edit: So it was Sarah that's responsible for why Billy likes cereal at night. Geez Sarah, you're as evil as Vicky from FOP.
On the 21st night of Shitstorm The Best Friends gave to me: 21 Not So Sexy Sitters 20 Creepy Shadow Childs 19 Babadook Capra Demons 18 Krueger Rival Battles 17 Huge Fucking Mansions 16 Holy shit! What the fuck is that?! 15 Breaking Bad Box Cutters 14 Not so Sweet Homes 13 Home Alone Witch Traps 12 RPGMaker Games 11 Completely Expendable People 10 Evil Hobo Parks 9 Bloody Hall Passes 8 Stained Records 7 Cute Cannibals 6 Little Nightmares 5 Craft Mechanics 4 Evil Dead Trees 3 Insane Seizures 2 Big Dumb Cowards and a Blind Woman yelling help me!
This is like watching someone play dark souls and spend 30 minutes running around the undead asylum before realizing you can switch the broken sword to another weapon
Billy, I just want you to know that you're not alone. Because I am gonna shove all these Frosted Flakes down my throat right now, and the Shitstorm can't take it from me.
This dev would go on to make a game called "Feed Me, Billy". I like to think they were watching this video of two grown men figuring out how to feed a child for 26 minutes and named their game after it.
"People are idiots, Leslie." -Ron Swanson on the matter of why doesn't everyone always eat breakfast food. Billy, you eat that cereal, and you OWN that cereal.
I just realized something... I've been watching these guys for about six and a half years now, and I think that's the longest I've ever been watching someone's content for.
Diary Summary from "Billy": First Night - I had to make a phone call today. It went like this: "Hello? Hi! Yes I'm calling to inform you that a shitstorm is coming your way. Yes, that's right a SHITSTORM. Better get yourself ready. What's that? No, sir, closing the bathroom door won't help you, the shitstorm has a way to break through, yes, I'm sorry. You're better off to just embrace it." Then I hung up and just started sighing. If I was a smoker, this is the part where I should light up a cigarette right now. "You're better off to just embrace it." huh? Well then, shitstorm, come get me motherfucker. -Billy Second Night - It came, the fucking shitstorm came. And boy did it leave a fucking wreck. Everything is so messed up. I don't know where to begin, it's chaotic as hell. All rationale are gone, nothing makes sense anymore. What do I do now? -Billy Third Night - I'm sitting in my apartment, door locked. I have stopped all direct human contact. Even since the shitstorm came, I don't go to work anymore, there's no point. I'm just staying right here, where I feel safe. Safe from other people. And also, where they are safe from me -Billy Fourth Night - Someone knocked at my door today. I suspected it was a trap. Then they said that they were looking for me, for my name specifically. They knew who I was!!! They said they got a package for me, it's the SNES Classic Mini, the European version. Holy shit, that's oddly SPECIFIC. They KNEW exactly what I wanted. I knew it, they're out there to get me, specifically ME!! Damn. I told them to go away, but they insisted in staying, they said they required my signature. That's obviously a ploy to get me to open the door. Hell no. They eventually left, that was a close call... -Billy Fifth Night - I spent my day looking outside my window today... There's straight-up a bonfire right there in the courtyard, and people are just throwing each other into it. This is madness. Thank goodness I'm still safe in my apartment. But for how long? This shitstorm is already lasting too long. -Billy Sixth Night: Today, I didn't want to deal with anything. so I slept all day. Couldn't play video games because all I see is Sayako getting out of the TV. Couldn't eat anything because all food looks like crawling bugs to me. Despite knowing full well that what I see isn't what it really is, but fucking shitstorm is really fucking up my senses, and I can't see things for what they really are... unless...maybe all my life I was not seeing the real things, and now with the shitstorm, I'm finally truly seeing the ugliness in everything...? -Billy Seventh Night: Description will come later, i am not feeling well. -Billy Eighth Night: Still sick. /Enddescription -Billy Ninth Night: Tenth Day: Eleventh Night: Twelvteh Night: Thirteenth Night: GREETINGS, THIS IS BILLY SPEAKING. EVERYTHING IS GOING PERFECTLY FINE. NOTHING WRONG IS GOING ON, SO THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. PLEASE REMAIN CALM. IF YOU PROCEED NORMALLY, BAD THINGS WILL NOT HAPPEN TO YOU. HAPPY CHRISTMAS. FOURTEENTH NIGHT: hELLO ALL. eVERYTHING IS FINE. lAY BACK. pRETTY DAY. mARVELOUS WEEKEND. eXCELLENT! -BILLY ("h-e-l-p") FIFTEENTH NIGHT: HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. Sixteenth Night: This is Billy, the real Billy. Or at least I think I am. Not sure yet. I might be a clone. Or a robot. Or an Alien. Or.. I don't know anymore.... WHAT AM I?? -Billy Seventeenth Night: I don't remember what I did today. It's a total blackout. What happened? And why do I have a huge scar across my chest? I feel like I'm missing an organ.... -Billy Eighteenth Night: So apparently, I have a dog, or dogs...? Well, you see, this thing has three heads. Not sure if I should refer this as a singular or plural being...? So yeah, evidence indicates that it has been living in my apartment for quite a while now, even though I have no recollection of owning it. But according to the three collars, the name is Cerberus, and it sure seems that I'm its owner. In fact, this dog(s?) is extremely obedient to my every command. It's like my own pokémon, except it is not. I'm not complaining, hehehehe. Nineteenth Night: Well, since I got a reliable guard dog, I finally found the courage to leave my apartment (I also ran out of food anyways). Turns out, there's no one alive anywhere in this city. It's a ghost city!! No wait, more like a corpse city, because dead bodies everywhere. Am I the only survivor? Did the shitstorm really take everyone and somehow forgot me? Oh well, first order of business, I went to WalMart to eat some food and feed my three-headed dog too. Then I played some video games on 10 different giant TVs, and eventually fell asleep watching a blu-ray movie. What a day! -Billy Twentieth Night: Today is my birthday, I would have treated myself to some Korean fried chicken, but there's no chef alive to cook for me. As an alternative, I attempted to roast some chicken myself for a BBQ, but when the flame came out of my palm, it literally disintegrated the whole chicken, oops.I still don't know how to control this power. Oh right, almost forgot to mention; so yeah I can now shoot fire out of my hands now. Woohooo! I think I'm a mutant or something, I don't know. But hey, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MYSELF! -Billy Twentieth Night: I'm hungry. Cereal? At night? -Billy
@34:06 “ _We’re your Friends, the _*_Backyardigans_* “ “ _Blah, blah, blah, something in the lyrics I don’t remember_ “ “ *_Backyardigans_* “ Being around toddler shows is the truest horror of all... because all it takes is the right reference to set off the singing and the dancing and remembering of some lyrics before I _immediately_ left the room.
It's useless Babysitter! Jack and his *[Disco Stick]* already failed to stop me and my invincible Stand. You too will fall victim to my *[Killing Joke]* !
What the fuck does Patt even press when he says he's pressing all the buttons? Esc is one of the first things you're supposed to press when looking for the pause button
Bill, you milquetoast. Cereal at night is a great night snack. Tryyyyy iiiiit! As a matter of fact, I just finished a bowl of cereal in the middle of the night.
Fucking figures. A game that finally gets a good scream out of them and it's a one parter with the session ending right after the spook. Don't ever change, bois.
![[MACHINIMA REUPLOAD] Two Best Friends Play: Aliens: Colonial Marines](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1hq8zvh1C4I/mqdefault.jpg)
Fuck yeah PS1 era graphics. I'd kill for more of these.
... *turns to the camera*
I ' d k i l l f o r m o r e o f t h e s e .
From the look of things, you're gonna be getting more of these - no killing required. "Low-poly" is a category I now see on indie game sites, alongside ones like "8/16-bit" and "retro".
Devil Dagger is another game with PS1 era graphics. Has really sick sound design as well.
Check out "Helltown" on steam. Also "Dead End Road".
There's also Powerdrill Massacre, by the same guy.
Not quite PS1 enough, not pixelated and blocky as the PS1 games.
9 minutes to find the remote? This is the most realistic video game ever
"better than some, less good than most" is going on my tombstone
Matt: oh wow, Look at all these unsold DJ Heroes
Pat: I really like DJ Hero
Matt: Well you should have bought 5 million of them
Pat: I only bought 1 of then
Matt: yeah, Well you caused it to fail
This made me laugh way more than it really should have.
1:51 *"Just never stop spinning..."* sounded very inspirational to me for some reason.
Forwards, not Backwards; Upwards, not Forwards; and always twirling, twirling towarda freedom.
Just never stop rolling rolling rolling - said Fred Durst
Spinzaku is invincible.
"Don't let Pat hold your baby" -Patty Fuccboivin
Richter The D Don't give Pat any pillows.
*Dont drop da Babi*
Would you let a baby hold your baby? Yeah, didn't think so
Richter The D but what about some SICK ELBOW DROPS ON BABYS
#bringbackfuccboivin
Isn't this the game where Cr1TiKaL lost his shit because of cow-tipping?
SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA:
Toyol are tiny creatures originating from Malay mythology. Appearance-wise, they're akin to baby spirits and have some similarities to the Philippine's Tianak. They appear as green-skinned naked babies with red eyes and sharp teeth. Sometimes they're hairy as shit like monkeys. They allegedly can see through walls. That's not the best part.
The best part is that the Toyol can be used as a familiar spirit to basically steal shit or mess with other people. Level grinding your Toyol will also allow it to eventually kill someone. They're apparently common enough to be sold on shops by magicians. In case you couldn't afford it, wild Toyols can also be evoked by finding their hideouts. If you're desperate though, an aborted baby works fine too. You just need to do a special embalming process to Toyol your fucking baby up.
Toyols keep a contract with their master but their daily needs must be sated for them to obey with no strings attached. Generally, a milk in the morning, some funsies and treats, like toys. A black candle with incense and the necessary mantras. And their master's blood on a statue of the Toyol.
Once the contract ends, the user must either dispose of the Toyol by burying it or casting it off into the sea. If not, their descendants are stuck with the it. A Bomoh (Malaysian Shaman, if you remember from double whopper Krasue and Penanggalan) can also sever the contract. A free Toyol generally acts like a normal feral child. They stay somewhere and just look at humans because curiosity.
A newly-wed bride acts as the Rare Candy for the Toyol. It will suck blood from the bride's toe to power itself up to Super Toyol, increasing its strength and speed. No info if having multiple wives can eventually push the Toyol into Super Toyol God Super Toyol
They're not very bright, so distracting them is easy. Just use marbles, beans, sandbags and strands of garlic and the Toyol will be distracted, fuck around with the the distraction, and forget what the hell they're gonna do in your house. They're also scared of their own reflections so putting a pile of cash in front of a mirror is one way to scare them off.
10 DA̵̸̝͜YS REMAIN̨͠
So what you're telling me is kill all the babies
So what youre saying is, if I see the Green Baby, I shouldn't say the 14 sacred words to await the new moon and attain [ *Heaven* ]?
but to do that you must be best friend with bisexual british david bowie vempire first
Did you already do one for the Manananggal? Do one for the Manananggal.
Huey Santiago That's literally Night 2.
I love the idea of calling 911 and hearing "Call back later". Bitch if i'm calling there might not be a later!
Babysitter Bloodbath sounds like the name of a newspaper headline after the Zaibatsu has been hired to be babysitters.
Babysitter Bloodbath?
Reimi, is that you?
It sounds like that thing Ted Cruz did once
For fucks sake, I really wish they would record longer than 30-35 minutes per episode, one off or not. They always stop the episode right before the good spooky bits kick in.
It wouldn't be so bad if they just looked up the controls and such beforehand.
Game looked like utter garbage, and I don't mean just the graphics. I'm sure they were sick of it too so they cut it short.
Bob Parker this game, like power drill massacre, rely a lot on luck and trial and error so even if they had made it to the point where the killer is actively chasing you they would've been stucked
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let Pat babysit!?
Hypno-Thorax "Wait, I thought I would be smothering this child with my body. What is with all this responsibilities on my shoulders now?"
Someone who wanted an abortion, far too late.
Fuck yea cereal at night. #TeamFrootLoops
If you don't rank cinnamon toast crunch far above fruit loops, I don't trust you.
I'm a big fan of pebbles, both the fruity and coco variety
That's a weird way to spell captain crunch
#teamcap
TheSethcast I was gonna comment something to this effect but it looks like you beat me to it so I'll just second you instead.
TheSethcast if you like compilations you’re with #TeamFrootLoops I’m drawing the line in the sand tonight ain’t no mo delaying it’s now fool
Am I the only one who misses 2016 shitstorms intros, nothing tops Preacher Woolie
Your Mom nothing will ever top Zach torpedoing through pats chest
^and him screaming like a girl.
The LORD has punished you both, for the EVILS of premarital sex. You've never accepted that punishment.
They still exist you know. Like not everything needs a remake or sequel...
I'm surprised that Plague didn't make an intro this time around. He's my favorite of their artists/animators.
Thank fuckin' christ. My sub box was running dry
Tedd Cruz’s day out
HAHA
“Ted Cruz would never be satisfied with just two lives”
He's the Zodiac Killer, ya know.
That's why he goes Papa Franku by night.
They'll never catch him.
literally nothing happened this whole episode until the very end lmao
President Obama I do wish they did this one for a two part entry
TheGaminator the gameplay with the killer is really broken and frustratingly difficult, like the first half of the game. It'd be 10 mins tops
"THAT SOUNDED LIKE HE STEPPED ON A LEGO!" after that ridiculous scream might be the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
Billy is becoming a cereal killer.
Well whom knows maybe it's the same Billy in "Feed me, Billy".
Such a cool intro. Every year! :-)
I don't think I've ever had someone hired to baby-sit me ever. It always fell to my big sister. Spoilers: It sucked for her because I was _THE WORST_ child ever. Like, if I met my past self, I would bully me out of sheer principle.
Adrian The Vulture Hey man thank her for not being a shit back, I let my little sister eat an entire bottle of flintstone vitamins while babysitting; it turned out pretty bad for her.
GOTEEM
Adrian The Vulture It's better then my parents who left me and my brother alone all the time. This lead to a shit load of fights and falling down stairs when I was 5.
32:25
"I kind of think this game would be scary all in first person."
"Well we can do that"
"I thought you said you couldn't do certain stuff while you're in the first person"
Don't worry Matt, he did. He's just practicing how to weaponize his stand.
I remember this game used to have Michael Myers until they were stopped from using him.
How do I upvote Billy? His comment deserves it.
Leave a like on the video
Spooky one frame of the game left in at the start of the video. woooOOOOOooOOOooo
Once i was babysitting this 6 year old who was obsessed Tech Decks and I happened to own a pretty big collection of them (Just liked collected them) and I brought it to show him and he was in awe at my godly tech deck collection.
He’s now a meth addict living down the street in a halfway home, still knows me.
Infamous Snowman11 that's sad.
It's like the time I Googled the name of a guy I knew in middle school and found his arrest report for drug possession and domestic violence. Just... great.
In today’s episode, Matt and Pat watch over baby Billy.
Itchy. Tasty. Billy
"Wo- Woolie? Woolie. Woolie! WOOLIE! That is _not_ what it means to baby-sit someone."
*sees a traffic cone toy*
matt and pat simultaneously: VLC!!!!!!
Cereal at night??? Billy, this is your most depraved sin yet. May God have mercy on your soul
Flame of Udun hey! I eat cereal at night!..... eh then again that does sound depraved...ah fuck it.
Brian. Jr Montoya we all have our vices, my friend
... I once had Curry for breakfast. It's the kinkiest I've ever felt.
Adrian The Vulture
You are such a sick freak, my dude!
Adrian The Vulture you need Jesus
Two Best Friends babbysit their editor
“Babysitter Bloodbath” aka every 80’s slasher movie ever
"Babysitter Bloodbath" is my second favourite to "Camp of Satan"
CrazyGunMan100 can't go wrong with "House of Ghosts" as a third choice.
+CrazyGunMan100 Is that another one from the 80s? The kids were down with the devil even back then?!
I mean, it is a game that tries to be like a slasher movie from the 80's
It's the bloodbath part. The Babysitter aspect is the fact that most babysitters are teenagers, and all 80's slasher films star teenagers.
Billy! I never knew you were such a... such a... *Rebel~!*
THAT LITTLE KID RUNNING AROUND AND AROUND
I KEEP HEARING AROUND THE WORLD BY DAFT PUNK PLAY IN MY HEAD
"Quick! Let's find a spot to hide from the murderer! Maybe in the bathroom closet will do!"
35:52
Murderer: "Omae wa mou Shindeiru"
Mat&Pat: "NANI!?"
*Killed*
I remember Cr1tikal playing this game. This is the origin story of our Billy. This game explains why Billy is so messed up like him eating breakfast food at night.
Edit: So it was Sarah that's responsible for why Billy likes cereal at night. Geez Sarah, you're as evil as Vicky from FOP.
Vicky is the main reason I support rule 34. It also might be why I'm a masochistic asshole. I want a hot redhead to tie me up and punish me.
On the 21st night of Shitstorm The Best Friends gave to me:
21 Not So Sexy Sitters
20 Creepy Shadow Childs
19 Babadook Capra Demons
18 Krueger Rival Battles
17 Huge Fucking Mansions
16 Holy shit! What the fuck is that?!
15 Breaking Bad Box Cutters
14 Not so Sweet Homes
13 Home Alone Witch Traps
12 RPGMaker Games
11 Completely Expendable People
10 Evil Hobo Parks
9 Bloody Hall Passes
8 Stained Records
7 Cute Cannibals
6 Little Nightmares
5 Craft Mechanics
4 Evil Dead Trees
3 Insane Seizures
2 Big Dumb Cowards
and a Blind Woman yelling help me!
The sequel to [Who's Your Daddy?]. I approve.
Well, of course at night Billy. What other time is better to eat cereal in your hotbox?
I'm still not over how good the shitstorm intro is this year. Holy crap.
Subpar for a shitstorm tbh
30:11 That long-ass scream cracked me up.
35 minutes of buildup for 5 seconds of payoff
That's the regular for Shitstorms
Promised nothing, delivered EVEN less!
Just like my first time having sex!
That Goldeneye/Beast Rider argument made me feel like I was back watching their earlier seasons of Two Best Friends Play.
I died of laughter when he said it sounded like he stepped on a lego
This is like watching someone play dark souls and spend 30 minutes running around the undead asylum before realizing you can switch the broken sword to another weapon
There is never a bad time for cereal
Hi, Billy Mays here with another fantastic product.
Billy, I just want you to know that you're not alone.
Because I am gonna shove all these Frosted Flakes down my throat right now, and the Shitstorm can't take it from me.
This dev would go on to make a game called "Feed Me, Billy". I like to think they were watching this video of two grown men figuring out how to feed a child for 26 minutes and named their game after it.
"I guess I have no choice."
*Open Door?*
>Yes
>No
That is like the opposite of having "no choice"!
FINALLY! I LOVE THIS GAME! So cool that you guys are playing it! :D
I feel like I want to make a Soviet Russia joke about how hide spots find you, but the night cereal killer wins this time!
That's great and all, but when is it coming to VHS?
How the hell do you pin a man to a fence with just a screwdriver?
SpitefulCrow With patience and perseverance.
With a big screwdriver duh.
Carefully.
By believing in the screwdriver that believes in you.
You mean you haven't figured it out? I've been doing that for years now
Imagine Paige as a baby sitter. When it comes to cooking something for Billy, she'd probably make him a plate of mustard.
Just - mustard.
"People are idiots, Leslie." -Ron Swanson on the matter of why doesn't everyone always eat breakfast food.
Billy, you eat that cereal, and you OWN that cereal.
Wait, people don't like eating cereal at night?
SA-X watching this while eating Count Chocula was pretty great lol
I've waited 2 whole Shitstorms for this...
Well worth the wait.
I appreciate the shot of the game menu for half a second before the intro ;)
“Babysitting Bloodbath” Is that a new type of wrestling matches?
Matt got Billy cereal for his birthday, but Billy didn't want it as it was night. So Matt kept it for himself, just as planned
That scare at the end got me fuckin GOOD. My jimmies are SO RUSTLED.
Cereal is a good light meal for any time of day. If its late and im real hungry but don't want to make anything, i get a bowl of cereal.
"Is the power out? Because they have candles set up and stuff."
Some people just like candles, Matt. They have a pretty glow and they smell nice.
Except caramel candles. The scent of those makes me want to die and barf.
I remember when this was an unofficial Halloween game.
Much better with Michael Myers.
Halfway through the video and they're still trying to figure out how to baby sit.
I just realized something... I've been watching these guys for about six and a half years now, and I think that's the longest I've ever been watching someone's content for.
35:38 instead of running to hide they just needed to wait for Stone Cold to walk out and open up a can of whoop ass.
Diary Summary from "Billy":
First Night - I had to make a phone call today. It went like this:
"Hello?
Hi! Yes I'm calling to inform you that a shitstorm is coming your way.
Yes, that's right a SHITSTORM. Better get yourself ready. What's that?
No, sir, closing the bathroom door won't help you, the shitstorm has a
way to break through, yes, I'm sorry. You're better off to just embrace
it."
Then I hung up and just started sighing. If I was a smoker,
this is the part where I should light up a cigarette right now. "You're
better off to just embrace it." huh? Well then, shitstorm, come get me
motherfucker. -Billy
Second Night - It came, the fucking shitstorm came. And boy did it leave
a fucking wreck. Everything is so messed up. I don't know where to
begin, it's chaotic as hell. All rationale are gone, nothing makes sense
anymore. What do I do now? -Billy
Third Night - I'm sitting in my apartment, door locked. I have stopped
all direct human contact. Even since the shitstorm came, I don't go to
work anymore, there's no point. I'm just staying right here, where I
feel safe. Safe from other people. And also, where they are safe from me -Billy
Fourth Night - Someone knocked at my door today. I suspected it was a
trap. Then they said that they were looking for me, for my name
specifically. They knew who I was!!! They said they got a package for
me, it's the SNES Classic Mini, the European version. Holy shit, that's
oddly SPECIFIC. They KNEW exactly what I wanted. I knew it, they're out
there to get me, specifically ME!! Damn. I told them to go away, but
they insisted in staying, they said they required my signature. That's
obviously a ploy to get me to open the door. Hell no. They eventually
left, that was a close call... -Billy
Fifth Night - I spent my day looking outside my window today... There's
straight-up a bonfire right there in the courtyard, and people are just
throwing each other into it. This is madness. Thank goodness I'm still
safe in my apartment. But for how long? This shitstorm is already
lasting too long. -Billy
Sixth Night: Today, I didn't want to deal with anything. so I slept all
day. Couldn't play video games because all I see is Sayako getting out
of the TV. Couldn't eat anything because all food looks like crawling
bugs to me. Despite knowing full well that what I see isn't what it
really is, but fucking shitstorm is really fucking up my senses, and I
can't see things for what they really are... unless...maybe all my life I
was not seeing the real things, and now with the shitstorm, I'm finally
truly seeing the ugliness in everything...? -Billy
Seventh Night: Description will come later, i am not feeling well. -Billy
Eighth Night: Still sick. /Enddescription -Billy
Ninth Night:
Tenth Day:
Eleventh Night:
Twelvteh Night:
Thirteenth Night: GREETINGS, THIS IS BILLY SPEAKING. EVERYTHING IS GOING
PERFECTLY FINE. NOTHING WRONG IS GOING ON, SO THERE IS ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. PLEASE REMAIN CALM. IF YOU PROCEED NORMALLY,
BAD THINGS WILL NOT HAPPEN TO YOU. HAPPY CHRISTMAS.
FOURTEENTH NIGHT: hELLO ALL. eVERYTHING IS FINE. lAY BACK. pRETTY DAY. mARVELOUS WEEKEND. eXCELLENT!
-BILLY ("h-e-l-p")
FIFTEENTH NIGHT: HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO.
HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO.
HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO.
HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO.
Sixteenth Night: This is Billy, the real Billy. Or at least I think I
am. Not sure yet. I might be a clone. Or a robot. Or an Alien. Or.. I
don't know anymore.... WHAT AM I?? -Billy
Seventeenth Night: I don't remember what I did today. It's a total
blackout. What happened? And why do I have a huge scar across my chest? I
feel like I'm missing an organ.... -Billy
Eighteenth Night: So apparently, I have a dog, or dogs...? Well, you
see, this thing has three heads. Not sure if I should refer this as a
singular or plural being...? So yeah, evidence indicates that it has
been living in my apartment for quite a while now, even though I have no
recollection of owning it. But according to the three collars, the name
is Cerberus, and it sure seems that I'm its owner. In fact, this
dog(s?) is extremely obedient to my every command. It's like my own
pokémon, except it is not. I'm not complaining, hehehehe.
Nineteenth Night: Well, since I got a reliable guard dog, I finally
found the courage to leave my apartment (I also ran out of food
anyways). Turns out, there's no one alive anywhere in this city. It's a
ghost city!! No wait, more like a corpse city, because dead bodies
everywhere. Am I the only survivor? Did the shitstorm really take
everyone and somehow forgot me? Oh well, first order of business, I went
to WalMart to eat some food and feed my three-headed dog too. Then I
played some video games on 10 different giant TVs, and eventually fell
asleep watching a blu-ray movie. What a day! -Billy
Twentieth Night: Today is my birthday, I would have treated myself to
some Korean fried chicken, but there's no chef alive to cook for me. As
an alternative, I attempted to roast some chicken myself for a BBQ, but
when the flame came out of my palm, it literally disintegrated the whole
chicken, oops.I still don't know how to control this power.
Oh
right, almost forgot to mention; so yeah I can now shoot fire out of my
hands now. Woohooo! I think I'm a mutant or something, I don't know. But
hey, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MYSELF! -Billy
Twentieth Night: I'm hungry. Cereal? At night? -Billy
The true bloodbath of the sitters of babies was figuring the controls out.
“BABYSITTER WAS DRUNK!”
Apparently, you can beat this game in 15 minutes if you know what to do. Round two, anyone?
Got that Apple Cinnamon Toast Crunch, at night.
Remember kids!
Never Stop Spinning~
*L E T I T R I I I I I I I I P!*
I can't wait for the Shitstorm to end on Halloween with "The Woolies Strike Back". Bubsy is the ultimate horror.
@34:06
“ _We’re your Friends, the _*_Backyardigans_* “
“ _Blah, blah, blah, something in the lyrics I don’t remember_ “
“ *_Backyardigans_* “
Being around toddler shows is the truest horror of all... because all it takes is the right reference to set off the singing and the dancing and remembering of some lyrics before I _immediately_ left the room.
You can have all the cereal you want Billy, as long as you don't burn it with your new-found fire powers...
i will never get tired of this amazing intro
"Is the power out?" (staring directly at a lamp and under a powered fan)
Yo, straight up, I'd watch a show surrounded by the adventures of Matt and Pat during the shitstorm. This year, fucking Cthulhu looking thing
Babysitter bloodbath huh?
"It's like the Italian movie pieces... the tag line for the movie was 'it's exactly what you think it is'" -Jay Bauman
Nighttime is the best time for cereal. I've spent many a night at my computer desk nomming out of a box of Frosted Mini Wheats.
thank you best friends for reminding me to download vlc media players, i always forget after a format
"Power-drill massacre" sounds like an amazing game.
Quickly Babysitter-chan use your *[R E D R A G E]* to slow down the Clown Killa!
It's useless Babysitter! Jack and his *[Disco Stick]* already failed to stop me and my invincible Stand. You too will fall victim to my *[Killing Joke]* !
70's-80's slasher flicks THE GAME
do a pt2, yall barely saw anything
Matt's utter disgust when he said "La di da Mr. Frenchman." was the best.
This dev makes actually decent games but with absolutely horrid control schemes that just ruins the games themselves.
These two are hilarious
Pat could have been playing in first person that whole time instead of going around getting lost with tank controls!?
Billy is a Brinner Activist.
Finally. A cause I can get behind.
Not so fast, I think Woolie will be having a word with him about that in the Zaibatsu employee review.
Woolie can't even handle the concept of breakfast; a 2nd late night meal consisting of breakfast food would break him
Careful talking about breakfast billy! Don't wanna anger mr Rotten cheesecake man
What the fuck does Patt even press when he says he's pressing all the buttons? Esc is one of the first things you're supposed to press when looking for the pause button
He pressed esc earlier, it quit the game, now hes discounted it as an option.
Bill, you milquetoast. Cereal at night is a great night snack. Tryyyyy iiiiit!
As a matter of fact, I just finished a bowl of cereal in the middle of the night.
Fucking figures. A game that finally gets a good scream out of them and it's a one parter with the session ending right after the spook. Don't ever change, bois.
Home sweet home got several good screams.
I saw that split second of the game's menu before the intro. You can't fool me, Billy.
This developer deserves an award. Just... agh, the *NOISE*!
“Now we have to go through the arduous task of finding the front door” 😂
Yes, send your only possible teammate alone *BEFORE* finding a weapon when hearing weird noises in the house.