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  • @huntermiller9330
    @huntermiller9330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6184

    "You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."

    • @zermerschern
      @zermerschern 7 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      You talk to a wall with a cross on it, you're religious. If you claim the wall talked to you, you're psychotic.
      Different Scenario, same principle. If that helps you understand...

    • @sarizonana
      @sarizonana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      NotHunter Miller one of the best quotes of the show

    • @daniellevinson6975
      @daniellevinson6975 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      John Michael Kane It's one thing to say that too many Christians place disproportionate focus on sexual morality while overlooking *other* components of morality... On the other hand, if the latter were NOT neglected, emphasizing the former would be just fine!

    • @RainingCold
      @RainingCold 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Amen

    • @lorettadg6815
      @lorettadg6815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What about "You shall not kill"?

  • @warhawk9566
    @warhawk9566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

    I feel like the ultimate insult here is "well if you can heal through faith. Heal yourself and get the hell out of my hospital"

    • @babyhuey6342
      @babyhuey6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Yup. Funny how the only things god "heals" are things that we know resolve themselves on their own. I guess people with missing body parts don't deserve miracles.

    • @mi-ka-eltheguardian3837
      @mi-ka-eltheguardian3837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      " Surely you will quote me the saying Physician heal yourself!' - Gospel according to Luke

    • @alltat
      @alltat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @Kiel Enrique "Miracle" is just a shorter way of saying "I have no idea how it happened, so I'm going to assume that God did it". Applies regardless of what you believe the cause is.

    • @mozartpereira1239
      @mozartpereira1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kiel Enrique precisely so.. humankind will catch on eventually

    • @MrGreensweightHist
      @MrGreensweightHist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alltat Or in shorter terms...Miracle is another word for magic.

  • @RussianFloofer
    @RussianFloofer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5148

    "It's hard to argue RATIONALLY when you throw a bomb like that in there."
    Love House.

    • @xitlallirangel1255
      @xitlallirangel1255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      TUFFAssassin literally read this when he said it kinda creepy

    • @BadWolfJK
      @BadWolfJK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The audacity of it; to use a quote improperly on TH-cam. HOW DARE....THEE! >:D

    • @leocarr080501
      @leocarr080501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of course the guy with the Lawdaddy profile picture makes a comment about bombs, nice

    • @somerandomdude23764
      @somerandomdude23764 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's on amazon prime

    • @astrophonix
      @astrophonix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I call 'em bullbombs.

  • @MindfulAttraction2.0
    @MindfulAttraction2.0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2549

    i thought that was a young ben shapiro

    • @smaakaker
      @smaakaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Ben Shapiro looks like a young Ben Shapiro

    • @reecez0zr
      @reecez0zr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ben Shapiro’s sister looks like Ben Shapiro

    • @ransom182
      @ransom182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ew.

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Netz Ling Lmfao stfu

    • @stephanieoni7804
      @stephanieoni7804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG right 👉👌👌👏👏👏

  • @BrockLee3
    @BrockLee3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3839

    EVIDENCE WE HAVE:
    1. The kid mentioned earlier about how the nurses like to talk about House a lot.
    2. The kid likes to wander around when he "shouldn't" be.
    3. The kid is a "faith healer." Meaning, he has been trained to deduce, induce and extrapolate from incomplete or completely missing information.
    WHAT WE CAN CONCLUDE: The kid was wandering around and PROBABLY over-heard a nurse, or even Dr. Wilson, talk about the poker game. Now, he's using that information to "get into House's head."

    • @fyukfy2366
      @fyukfy2366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      Or or or, it was scripted into a TV show

    • @majinnemesis
      @majinnemesis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      or wilson's pantient Grace knew about it and told him

    • @ohmknee2565
      @ohmknee2565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can't bash something you never experienced :)

    • @XFeuerFestX
      @XFeuerFestX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Paul Martin To quote Tim Minchin:
      "... throughout history
      every mystery
      ever solved
      has turned out to be
      not magic"
      As for your perfectly designed human body, there are loads of flaws in the human body.
      You say "what we know and understand at the current moment in science" but it feels like you're speaking from the perspective of what you know and understand.
      For example, if you believe there is a level of complexity that evolution can not reach, it shows you're fundamentally misunderstanding the mechanics of evolution. Any level of complexity can be reached by evolutionary mechanisms, given enough time and a way to reach that complexity gradually, while steadily improving the functionality of the system. And while I too, can't list the gradual evolution of all elements of the human body, every functional system in the human body I've ever studied has been demonstrated to be in different stages of the same gradual improvement across many ancestral species.
      The most beautiful example of this is in my opinion the evolution of the eye from a lightsensitive membrane over many intermediate steps to the astoundingly complex eye of a human.

    • @vinniedileo2114
      @vinniedileo2114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Paul Martin If you think the human body is intelligently created and perfect, you could not be further off.

  • @IAmHoTSHoTzz
    @IAmHoTSHoTzz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4072

    Praying is like gambling. The first rule of gambling is; House always wins.

    • @construct8295
      @construct8295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      damn that was smart af

    • @akes9793
      @akes9793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Best comment ever 😂

    • @melonheaded
      @melonheaded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that's pretty good lol

    • @guywithachromemask6260
      @guywithachromemask6260 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *AN’T THAT A KICK IN YOUR HEAD INTENSIFIES *

    • @TheCandycanedp99
      @TheCandycanedp99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im sorry, did you miss the last 20 seconds

  • @WaterFlame957
    @WaterFlame957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    "Don't believe them, I have a sock in my pants."

  • @JEZZE4322
    @JEZZE4322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    "How come god always gets credit when something good happens? where was he when her heart stopped?"

    • @jorgee2320
      @jorgee2320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      as a House M.D. huge fan I recognize that

    • @tonyravioli1982
      @tonyravioli1982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Playing poker with satan.

    • @dagwoodbuster3141
      @dagwoodbuster3141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Season 3 last episode

    • @ALEXANDERCRETA1
      @ALEXANDERCRETA1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was busy...

    • @abhinavbharadwaj13
      @abhinavbharadwaj13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That couple you came through an ocean? South Americans

  • @mtheory85
    @mtheory85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    "Don't believe them. I keep a sock in my pants."
    You just can't beat him.

    • @masters.1000
      @masters.1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What does it mean.

    • @Alex-qj3wp
      @Alex-qj3wp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea I don't get it

    • @rarpott
      @rarpott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He's implying that the nurses had been talking about his presumably massive penis, claim which House denies by implying that he was just faking it all along.

    • @hellbusterdragon
      @hellbusterdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obviously

    • @georgebuller1914
      @georgebuller1914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rarpott Aaaah - you 'Swallowed' the bait! LOL

  • @Robmanian
    @Robmanian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7576

    I don't understand the title... "House Vs. House"

    • @shamial
      @shamial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      -CLM17- ayyyyyy

    • @kombaihound6199
      @kombaihound6199 7 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      "Now this is why I created nurses"

    • @reinaldopessoa2603
      @reinaldopessoa2603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      -CLM17- House vs God

    • @joshuabrooke706
      @joshuabrooke706 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Reinaldo Pessoa it's a joke

    • @3lttlbrds
      @3lttlbrds 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😊

  • @rohan6781
    @rohan6781 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2254

    netflix put this back on rn

    • @fayev2220
      @fayev2220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ro han please

    • @coolkid564100
      @coolkid564100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      THEY TOOK IT OFF?

    • @3798penisholder
      @3798penisholder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This and xfiles

    • @rickymorphew2245
      @rickymorphew2245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was in the middle of season 4

    • @Em_Rey
      @Em_Rey 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ro han why did they take it off?

  • @RaviSingh-yz9tx
    @RaviSingh-yz9tx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    You think germs might have gotten in ??
    No I think water might have gotten in ..
    Nice sense of humour

    • @fazzaah
      @fazzaah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ravi Singh lol it was literal.Water got into the cells..increasing the extracellular fluid level,resulting in low sodium levels.

    • @VIVI1337
      @VIVI1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fazzaah If water got into the cell, it would be intracellular, meaning it would make the cell hypotonic and prone to bursting. Sodium is also not regulated by water and water is not regulated by sodium, but instead by the kidneys and aldosterone and ADH, get your facts straight before spitting out mis info you dumb noob.

    • @Nefilum
      @Nefilum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice, dry humour

    • @vicentegris8941
      @vicentegris8941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      VIVI1337 Sodium and water don’t regulate each other, but the more water the more hypotonic a cell. Hypotonic means there is a low ratio of solutes(including sodium) to water. Hence low intercellular sodium levels (relative to water)

    • @VIVI1337
      @VIVI1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vicentegris8941 but yeah the more hypotonic the cell the more likely it is to burst though due to the osmolar gradient

  • @michelleh.3360
    @michelleh.3360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    If would've been great if House responded with something like, "Well tell god to stop focusing on who I invite to my poker games and start curing all the 9 year olds with stage 4 cancer two floors down"

    • @hylash5444
      @hylash5444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      House: "Where is the miracle in delivering a crack-addicted baby and watching her mother abandon her because she needs another score?"

  • @kingofsludge7262
    @kingofsludge7262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    “God wants you to invite Dr. Wilson to your poker game”
    House: *Dialup sounds*

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sure is easy to make God all-knowing when you're literally writing fiction...

    • @SoulKiller7Eternal
      @SoulKiller7Eternal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@0Fyrebrand0 The point of it made it seem that God exists. Only one other person knows of the poker game - Wilson and at that point in time...the patient hadn't talked to Wilson, by the episode. So it comes as a HUGE shock when that bomb gets dropped.

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SoulKiller7Eternal Yeah, that's what I'm saying, the "bomb" that gets dropped comes as a "HUGE shock" because when you're writing events in a fictional TV show you can invent whatever you want. So you can just put God's words into a character's mouth, and be like "Whooooaaa, how did he know that!? God must be real after all!!" It's just lazy. No character "knows" anything, they only say what the writers want them to say.

    • @mattbowerman
      @mattbowerman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@0Fyrebrand0 i'm all knowing what about it lol , and I am not fiction lol i do love being right though

  • @zincChameleon
    @zincChameleon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    If you hear music in your head, you're creative; if you hear voices, you're a paranoid schizophrenic. My advice: make sure those voices are singing something pretty.

    • @angryspoidah9607
      @angryspoidah9607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hears worf singing actu melota

    • @lunadivona
      @lunadivona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are singing Frozen what they are

    • @meroneadawson6847
      @meroneadawson6847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They hear voices in they ears they schizophrenic

    • @bigdumbfatcat2869
      @bigdumbfatcat2869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Found the NPC with no inner voice

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigdumbfatcat2869 to be fair, he said ‘voices’, not voice.

  • @brianflores6448
    @brianflores6448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2426

    Faith. That's another word for ignorance isn't it? -House

    • @zanetasmith9954
      @zanetasmith9954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Brian Flores S A V A G E

    • @fafowen5608
      @fafowen5608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Nice to know my name means ignorance

    • @pvtrichter88
      @pvtrichter88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      what does he think of HOPE AND CHARITY and I'm sure you're lovely whoever you are on the other end!!

    • @LattiMonstaaa
      @LattiMonstaaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      - also every rational human being

    • @dh7164
      @dh7164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, it is a bridge over the doubt brought on by ignorance, which should only be placed in the most important truths, not in just any story or idea. Unfounded faith is called belief. Belief with evidence is called faith.

  • @franciscodetonne4797
    @franciscodetonne4797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:53 his expression while turning around looks as ingenuine as I think faith healers like him would make when they are thinking about scamming people.

    • @daniellevinson6975
      @daniellevinson6975 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      After rewatching, I think he's simply frustrated and dismayed.

  • @rowlandbuck2703
    @rowlandbuck2703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    "You can't love somebody and not trust them". Wrong. House was right, tryst has to be earned. But if you love them you will give them chances to earn your trust.

    • @dh7164
      @dh7164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      haha, those "chances you give them" are called "trust."

    • @SC-zq6cu
      @SC-zq6cu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love a predictable liar because I can easily read such a person and of course I don't trust him/her 'cause otherwise I wouldn't label him/her as such.

    • @rowlandbuck2703
      @rowlandbuck2703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      D H True.

    • @flaflu180399
      @flaflu180399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rowland Buck Pretty sure it's the opposite. You won't give people chances of proving that they're trustworthy if you don't trust them first. And you definitely can't love something/someone without trusting it/them. You can trust without love, but not love without trust.
      And usually, by giving them chances to prove their worth, you eventually come to love them.

    • @ericlpz12
      @ericlpz12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually all this is quoted by what people want religious people to say for plot reasons. Jesus instructs us to be as wise as serpents and innocent as doves when going out to preach his gospel. The enemy (satan/persecuters) are like a roaring lion looking for whom to devour.

  • @mrvocabulary6794
    @mrvocabulary6794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2761

    He looks like Ben Shapiro :D

    • @talcompowderanonymoose209
      @talcompowderanonymoose209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      iyoossaev true :p

    • @brianflores6448
      @brianflores6448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I'd love to see a debate between house and Ben.

    • @partypiano0729
      @partypiano0729 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thomas Dekker

    • @pablostoop7410
      @pablostoop7410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      iyoossaev and acts like him

    • @christiansolis8358
      @christiansolis8358 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Christopher Mango gotta disagree with ya on that one. His words carry plenty of substance. You just disagree with him

  • @alphawolf6334
    @alphawolf6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Everytime something miraculous happens in front of Dr. House:
    *House.EXE has stopped working*

  • @jidmoore10
    @jidmoore10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The script for this episode was fire, as it usually is for the show

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "You like messing with people."
    Uh, and you don't, House?

  • @MaxwellsDemon9
    @MaxwellsDemon9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    House: "Next time tell God to be more specific." Kid: "God wants you to invite Dr. Wilson to your poker game". Zing!

  • @VisionTaleArts
    @VisionTaleArts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You know it's a good episode when someone says something and it stops house in his tracms

  • @greg7783
    @greg7783 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    What if I want to invite God to my poker game?

    • @Ryvucz
      @Ryvucz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's easy, if you lose, God damn him to hell. If you win, thank God.

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He wouldn’t come because he knows the House always wins 😎

    • @PWNINSWAGMASTER
      @PWNINSWAGMASTER 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      KhAoz He wouldnt come become he'll know what cards House will have long before they even start playing. You cant beat someone that knows what you've got.

  • @georgexatz4162
    @georgexatz4162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Seeing how hospital patient robes are where I live,that guy pretty much walled bare-ass in the whole hospital

  • @develynseether4426
    @develynseether4426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You don't trust anyone."
    "I trust my cane supplier"

  • @lisarenee3505
    @lisarenee3505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    So the kid is good at cold-reading, big deal. So is every other decent con-man out there.

    • @Solitude1990
      @Solitude1990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He's not good at cold-reading, he's good at listening to the nurses that talk about House. The kid already gave House a verbal warning by telling him he listens to what the nurses say.

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Actually, good con-men do a little of both. They choose their marks, and their battles, by listening to what people say, by gathering information in an unobtrusive way, and then they pick up on cues like body language, expressions, etc. during the confrontation. They know that they're not really convincing the mark; such confrontations are used to convince any witnesses, and/or to set up the next phase of the scam.
      Oh, and it isn't just con-men. Legitimate salesmen use similar tactics. So do advertisers, politicians, and clergy.

    • @adelaamarante
      @adelaamarante 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xaenon
      Bartenders*

    • @cliftt
      @cliftt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So does House.

    • @raflystiansahlatif5293
      @raflystiansahlatif5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cliftt unlike god, house is real and is actually there in the room talking

  • @Cutsail
    @Cutsail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:51 When your girlfriend walks past you naked in the morning

  • @ForeverForty
    @ForeverForty 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Loved the exchange between Wilson and House after the first scene on this clip.
    House: He's not a saint. He figures out what's going on in people's lives by watching, listening, deducing.
    Wilson: And you're worried about trademark infringement?
    One of the best lines in the entire series. Wilson will always be the funniest🤣🤣

  • @FrostedFlakes1800
    @FrostedFlakes1800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    >gambling is a sin
    >wants someone to gamble
    Alright then

    • @xtear0
      @xtear0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gambling isn't a sin, but it is against the law. :P

    • @AdoptedPoo
      @AdoptedPoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xtear0 It is a sin.

    • @emperorpirk2003
      @emperorpirk2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AdoptedPoo
      I see nothing wrong with gambling. It's far from the worst thing you could do.

    • @PWNINSWAGMASTER
      @PWNINSWAGMASTER 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frosted Flakes Yeah except God never wrote this episode of House so.... I mean heck an ACTUAL doctor already pointed out what's realistically innacurate about this show.

    • @davidliu4134
      @davidliu4134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gambling isn't in itself a sin.

  • @daijme
    @daijme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The nurses talk about you alot. Aah.. don't believe them, I keep a sock in my pants. Hahahah

  • @michaelw4861
    @michaelw4861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    One of the best TV shows to come out of America!
    I wish it never finished, but alas, all good things come to an end :(

  • @Jim-pq9pm
    @Jim-pq9pm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "You can't love somebody and not trust them" House it right, trust is earned. Love, Trust, and Respect.
    Edit: The quote is from the kid, not House.

    • @dragon22214
      @dragon22214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wrong ..a parent can love there kids and not trust them one bit

    • @Jim-pq9pm
      @Jim-pq9pm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dragon22214 Did you watch the video?

    • @lifebeforedeath1788
      @lifebeforedeath1788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dragon22214 that’s a dang good point! I do have one retort though, parents will need to trust their kids as they grow up, they will need to respect their child’s privacy and decision making at times.

    • @mindyenglish5305
      @mindyenglish5305 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love plenty of people that I don't trust. And they earned that distrust. But family is family and you usually love them whether you want to or not. Of course there are exceptions, family you don't trust OR love. But I'm not talking about those idiots.

    • @Jim-pq9pm
      @Jim-pq9pm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mindyenglish5305 The quote is from the kid, not House. I agree.

  • @SerAbiotico
    @SerAbiotico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I always thought this patient was low-key flirting with House. I mean, look at his expression 2:51

  • @pranavsivakumar5338
    @pranavsivakumar5338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Never date a Taurus when Mercury is in retrograde" Ayyy

    • @UncleForHire
      @UncleForHire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would genuinely like to learn astrology, not because I believe it but because if they can somehow derive english messages from the planets they are doing must be doing some insane mental gymnastics, like morse code except not possibly helpful one day

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UncleForHire Crystal power!

  • @potatofamine3119
    @potatofamine3119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Never date a tourist when Mercury is in retrograde.

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "God wants you to invite Dr Wilson to your poker game"
    House: *WUT*

  • @jeffbrehove2614
    @jeffbrehove2614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I wish I was as good a cold reader as that kid.

  • @poorboi8093
    @poorboi8093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:12 the biggest fact ever, not seeking social approval.

  • @jim2245
    @jim2245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don't forget, Eve was the supposed normal one who talked back to a snake in a tree. Adam was off away getting a tan.

  • @meganbanda3742
    @meganbanda3742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmao he thinks he can hide signs of the causes of his medical issues from House, but he let one slip about the water he was drinking and how frequently he drinks it.

  • @VincentGonzalezVeg
    @VincentGonzalezVeg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "i love you if you dont love me suffer forever" thats not love, thats abuse

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead ปีที่แล้ว

      yes and the fact that you have to devote your life to it is a bigger sign of abuse. what kind of loving god would create life just to force said life to love and worship it under the threat of eternal suffering

  • @eisenheim46
    @eisenheim46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You don't trust anyone"
    "I trust my barber"

  • @abdulrahmanaqlan6085
    @abdulrahmanaqlan6085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:27 God wants you to invite Wilson to a poker game ?? lol what kind of BS is that.

    • @trime547
      @trime547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah, that was pretty cringey

    • @jaidevnani2253
      @jaidevnani2253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haven't watched the full episode huh?

  • @polarweis
    @polarweis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    God is in all of us. Just kidding its pizza*burp

    • @gibbyace5077
      @gibbyace5077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      polarweis we are gods

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      polarweis I read this in Ricks voice from Rick and Morty

    • @polarweis
      @polarweis 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DeathnoteBB thats exactly how my voice sounds in real life

    • @3798penisholder
      @3798penisholder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      polarweis we get it you watch rick and morty

    • @TheBahamutable
      @TheBahamutable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOUR IQ MUST BE 330

  • @ganleong1992
    @ganleong1992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The faith of the seven has spoken

    • @ganleong1992
      @ganleong1992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The night is dark and full of terrors

    • @samuellisy686
      @samuellisy686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      By the Old Gods !!!

    • @VetInTheWater
      @VetInTheWater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seven blessings on you, m'lord

    • @jimkwakkenbos9874
      @jimkwakkenbos9874 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      valar morghulis, valar dohaeris.

    • @marcocappelli2236
      @marcocappelli2236 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heretics!! Hail Cthulhu!! They Great Old Ones shall rise again from the depths! CTHULHU FANG!!!

  • @jkm7983
    @jkm7983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    So the kid was drinking too much water causing the low sodium levels?

    • @joeguy9817
      @joeguy9817 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      it's supposedly called that because you have to much water occupying blood per gram of salt or something like that. So the re is low sodium in comparison to the water in your body

    • @starwarfan8342
      @starwarfan8342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      It's basically tonicity. Tonicity means that matter tries to even out the balance of certain materials. If there's too much water in your body, it dilutes the amount of sodium in the system. So your cells try to compensate by evening out the amount of water in them; so they start absorbing water until they're bloated. And the sodium becomes so thinly distributed that it can't function properly. Or at least that's what I think.

    • @robertrodriguez8682
      @robertrodriguez8682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He had an std that is what shrunk the tumor in the other patient. House won they just left the rest out.

    • @construct8295
      @construct8295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if there’s a lot of water and a lot of sodium, it evens out, but if there’s a lot more water than sodium, the ratio gets too low and it fucks with your body, to explain in lame man’s turns

    • @joycewible8816
      @joycewible8816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sodium is important because it helps draw water out of your cells and maintain an equilibrium. If you don't have enough salt in your body and you drink a ton of water, you can actually die. Too much water can be toxic. It's called hyponatremia. Your cells take on so much water (and with not enough salt in your body to draw water out of the cells) your cells start to burst. That's why long-distance runners have to be especially careful to eat or drink something with sodium so they don't drink too much water and accidentally kill themselves.

  • @DevilGeneImbued
    @DevilGeneImbued 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I feel like House actually does believe in God, but only for the sole reason of having someone compete on his level

  • @joelmavity1467
    @joelmavity1467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You’re gonna talk to a patient?” “God talks to him. It would be arrogant of me to assume I’m better than God.”

  • @ofhistoryandscience6095
    @ofhistoryandscience6095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the lighting and coloring subtleness

  • @Numidium_
    @Numidium_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument, they must’ve came from god. Everything, we can’t describe must’ve came from god.
    George Carlin.

    • @orxy5316
      @orxy5316 ปีที่แล้ว

      That but unironically and Carlin is dead and buried

  • @capril5140
    @capril5140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Aw, I wanted to see when Wilson talked about humility 🥺

  • @sgirl609
    @sgirl609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone notice at 3:02 - 3:03 houses cane is in his coffee cup he just put coffee in?

  • @steelekiller8540
    @steelekiller8540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Netflix please but house back on your list. One of my favorite shows of all time.

  • @supercasualgamer513
    @supercasualgamer513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way this video is edited is genius lol

  • @fearon56
    @fearon56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    theses house videos popped up in my recommendation list and now i find myself wanting to watch house from season 1

  • @JohnDoe-jt5lb
    @JohnDoe-jt5lb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Can't trust someone in a closet".
    > deflects the point by turning the attention to House.

  • @jamesketchum5047
    @jamesketchum5047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i love the last part, house is sooooo confused like, how did he know about my poker game....WTF????

  • @drakekay6577
    @drakekay6577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:16 and bamn, Believe it or not, I'm flying on air. I never thought I could feel so free. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. who could it be? believe it or not, its the faith healers father!

  • @blairbrown4812
    @blairbrown4812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    In the Neverending Battle between House vs. God,bet on the House every time.

  • @eduardoaguilar3257
    @eduardoaguilar3257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don't believe them, I keep a sock in my pants 😂

  • @juniorzablosky9608
    @juniorzablosky9608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm a Christian, I have never seen or heard anyone who talks to God directly like this kid, if it does happen it's usually in a sense of deja vu, or a song lyric, it something that is part of your personal interests, never has anyone received direct information from God like a quick text

  • @user-fz1vm2yq9p
    @user-fz1vm2yq9p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Patrick Ness, a famous author, once said in one of his books "Belief is HALF of all healing. Belief in the cure. Belief in the future that awaits".

  • @mackmasters325
    @mackmasters325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    House is a great character to address religion because he can criticize it from a perspective that is flawed and biased enough that it isn't too hostile or polarizing.

    • @frankteng
      @frankteng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Really? I would consider it hostile, more so than others. And his perspective isn’t flawed in any sense but just cold logic to see that religion is useless and harmful. The thing that makes him a great character for it is instead that he is indifferent. He doesn’t really care if they’re a threat to the progression modern world or they’ve caused and are causing genocides, he’s just having fun insulting them just like he does everyone else.

    • @sombrerocat2971
      @sombrerocat2971 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It doesn't feel hostile or polarizing because it doesn't feel different any more than House doing the same to any other person.

  • @TheGoldcountry
    @TheGoldcountry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He has such deep blue eyes. I had those when I was a kid, and they turned grey/green.

  • @maxamedxasan4366
    @maxamedxasan4366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You can't trust someone who hiding in the closet😂😂😂

  • @ralpha112233
    @ralpha112233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd have thought he'd be more concerned about a Terminator turning up.

  • @Buffy8Fan
    @Buffy8Fan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The last line wasn't impressive when he said earlier in the video/episode that the nurses talk about him.

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't find out from the nurses _or_ God. He had another source.

  • @AnakinDramaticSkywalker
    @AnakinDramaticSkywalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "God wants you to invite Dr. Wilson to your poker game."
    Now that's some bullshit. If God is dispensing advice, he's got better things to do than promote gambling...

  • @smackfanxion
    @smackfanxion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wanna actually watch this series now. Im a fan. Newly made.

  • @Nelyak_07
    @Nelyak_07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:23 Don't know why House is surprised... Alot of people play Poker and have Poker nights, Wilson is nice, honest and would never be able to win at Poker hence why he would never be invited...

  • @gamessiosm6109
    @gamessiosm6109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “You can’t love someone and not trust them” yes you can

    • @neilmcmahon
      @neilmcmahon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How's that working out for you ?

    • @10bit25
      @10bit25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Single and one sided love.

    • @gamessiosm6109
      @gamessiosm6109 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neil McMahon it ended badly

  • @VLFBERHTwolf
    @VLFBERHTwolf 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Here is something for House to think on.
    There once was a woman that was injured and couldn't walk again. She became depressed beyond all reason and was prepared to end it all. Then came word of Jesus and his miracles. He came to her house and asked what did she wish. She said: "I want to bw happy again."
    Jesus healed her of her despair but stopped him before he could heal her legs. Apparently there was no need, though Jesus gave her the the peace, joy and confidence that to thrive even despite the condition of her legs.
    Even House said that people, even him, wound be fine even if they had no physical pain. Depression would still be present which is why people need to get to the root cause. Otherwise a new leg can't be enjoyed by the miserable.
    That's just my two cents.

  • @benbarker8154
    @benbarker8154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Kinda looks like the guy from True Blood who made Eric

    • @BUM-bz8vc
      @BUM-bz8vc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Godric. Not him. This is Thomas Dekker. He was in the Terminator tv series around the same time(maybe a little after).

    • @benbarker8154
      @benbarker8154 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BUM 1979 thanks!

    • @2presiousGurlz
      @2presiousGurlz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought the same!!

    • @pvtrichter88
      @pvtrichter88 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyone else spot THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO believe it or not as the dad!!~?

    • @ILOVEMARILYNMANSON89
      @ILOVEMARILYNMANSON89 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he looked similar to him too. I didn't think anyone was going to comment about it.

  • @tomcash1927
    @tomcash1927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Just know Frederick D. Was here.

  • @jebbush1222
    @jebbush1222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Top 10 most powerful anime characters

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I believe in the god "placebo".

    • @cmf1402
      @cmf1402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You get a like just for that bionicle profile pic

    • @franzlove
      @franzlove 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dude. i never thought of it like that. but it would make sense

    • @fyukfy2366
      @fyukfy2366 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      We'll if that's what helps people

    • @apple54345
      @apple54345 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the god "placebo" affect was important before we had law. where people needed to afraid of something imaginary in order to make them behave. These days we have law. No need for fair-tales.

  • @Redstar2613
    @Redstar2613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did House figure out how the kid really knew about the poker game?

  • @JohnDoe-tm9wz
    @JohnDoe-tm9wz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Little Ben Shapiro from ¨Divine Health Management¨

  • @LoriWolfcat
    @LoriWolfcat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I would've went with Wilson feels cheated and wants to be involved in events that you take part in.
    I wish there were more people that were in the middle. I hate it when people are definite about things that they don't know fully about.

    • @torntokoroa3357
      @torntokoroa3357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lori Wolfcat Not pickin sides.
      But.
      1.Written by man
      2. A whole crap ton of the stories aren't even close to making sense and are full of plot holes.
      3. Its based on beliefs and considering different parts of Christianity support only certain parts of said book is a bit sketchy at best
      4. There are different versions of said same storybook which just doesn't add up. Consistency is needed.
      4.Beliefs can change easily. Too easily. If you got rid of every religious and scientific text ever the scientific ones would come back the same way saying the same thing. The religious ones wouldn't.
      Trust me i like to think this has a middle ground but one side has birthed scientists and doctors that save lives, the other has birthed climate change deniers, anti-vaxxers, and fundamentalism. Its not hard to see why secular societies exist.

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Torn Tokoroa So, you base it off of opinion, not facts then? Archeologists proved the biblical events happened. And it's made by man? Ummm, The Big Bang Theory came from a human's mind. A priest to be exact. There's always gonna be different versions because people deny and believe what they want. Heck, Santa Clause is fake, but the basic idea of him came from real life. Heck, even some Muslims who believe in God, come to realize that what they believe in is false and Christianity is the truest religion. I'm a skeptic about my religion, but I already answered all of what atheists or nonbelievers questioned about God and found out some factual evidence. Is it enough for me to whole heartedly believe then? No. Because idiots still believe we all came from Adam and Eve when we didn't. (FIRST-SECOND PAGE OF THE BIBLE) And most, if not, all think that you 100% MUST believe in God, or you go with Satan. That just seems cruel to me. My God, doesn't do that. My God loves everyone unconditionally. Truly unconditionally. You don't need to necessarily believe in God to be accepted into Heaven. If anything, just be a good person. But religious people tend to over exaggerate conditions and rules. That's why people sometimes don't believe. Cuz it doesn't add up. Evolution doesn't add up. Supposedly we came from literally nothing. Then a fish, lizard, and other animals, then, humans. It's crazy. Yet, let's just say that I believe in evolution. Even tho it makes NO SENSE. Why wouldn't I also believe in God?? I don't hardcore believe in anything right now, except that we're on this earth, put here by some power we don't understand. But hey, if you wanna be a hardcore atheist, ok, but that's just odd to be hardcore anything really. Heck, and especially if you're an atheist without at least reading the Bible, That's what's pretty dumb. Even tho I doubt evolution, I still research. Do some bible reading and then have an opinion based on what You specifically went thru. Give a chance to every religion.

    • @torntokoroa3357
      @torntokoroa3357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lori Wolfcat i never said i was atheist. Just logical. Again i don't have a dog in this. I see both sides as stupid. I just feel if we fully embraced science then everything would be fine.
      Im just giving my two cents and a possible answer.. It was an inference

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Torn Tokoroa Well, at least you aren't full atheist, but try to be open to learn more about stuff rather than dismissing it. It's actually very intriguing when you're open. You learn something you never thought of.

    • @torntokoroa3357
      @torntokoroa3357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lori Wolfcat I'd be inclined to believe you if i hadn't been apart of that stuff. I used to be. But I'm not any longer. Especially considering that none of the holidays, none of the stories, none of that actually improved anything for me.
      And one key thing is if there is a creator, why let your your creations suffer needlessly? Especially when then worship consistently. It doesn't make sense. Is there supposed to be a lesson in suffering in those who haven't hurt anyone? In those who do nothing but beg for things to get better but their requests to fall upon deaf ears?
      I won't go on but this reliance on "faith for everything" mind set doesn't work. It just doesn't. Because once that faith is challenged in the slightest all hell breaks loose. The Jerusalem issue has proven that. Having hope that things can get better is fine but it doesn't solve anything at the end of the day.

  • @jbombbeats2129
    @jbombbeats2129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The show is on Amazon prime incase anyone was wondering lol

  • @Planet4_22
    @Planet4_22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    episode?

  • @stinkbugy
    @stinkbugy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:54 tell me I’m not wrong when I say that was hot

  • @Justbrowsing4lunch
    @Justbrowsing4lunch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Netflix is jealous of the following shows: House M.D., Psyche, and that show with Timothy Hutton.

  • @ocieljuarez3703
    @ocieljuarez3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:20 hilarious!

  • @casperhr22
    @casperhr22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    God allowed him to meet a hero. Save the cheerleader. Save the world.

  • @biosonic100
    @biosonic100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “God told me” is the lazy way of saying “I don’t know”

  • @WhatEver-ej9vs
    @WhatEver-ej9vs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Since when is God pro gambling?

    • @StellaStarfall
      @StellaStarfall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jet MaX Honestly? I figure God just leaves us to our own devices and if we decide to gamble, sure why not? Whoever invented it was a clever bastard, so, perhaps he deserves to have his creation carry throughout the ages, I dunno.

    • @inyalgaico1563
      @inyalgaico1563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StellaStarfall Its not about the act itself its the motive cause and effect of an act
      Since when was God pro Killing
      When it involved the destruction of Evil Do ers with no chance of ever considering redemption many times that has happened

    • @StellaStarfall
      @StellaStarfall 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Inyalga Ico Methinks you need to reconsider that one.

    • @inyalgaico1563
      @inyalgaico1563 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StellaStarfall There is obviously a limit to that sentiment im making a comparison hey there was a city that used to exist in the bible where it was so bad when angels landed to meet some guy hiding in one of its areas the entire city wanted to rape them on site this was back during them noah days
      Clearly they needed to die which they did my point being the notion of "When is God Pro Gambling" is very restrive in mind set where everything has a reason for being and context of situation

    • @inyalgaico1563
      @inyalgaico1563 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StellaStarfall YOu might find my analogies a bit biazzarre but thats just me

  • @omegazero5884
    @omegazero5884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I believe that House vs God is far more a House wants to be 100% sure his patient will live. The healer might heal them but how does he know their truly healed and this isn't a placebo.

  • @archer201977
    @archer201977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's been long, what season was this?

  • @shawnc666
    @shawnc666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God is asking for our trust you can't love somebody and not trust them....
    "Trust has to be earned"......that pretty much ends any further argument.

  • @alexisbeuve8199
    @alexisbeuve8199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    House : 1
    God: 0

  • @julianbeldham8684
    @julianbeldham8684 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    First rule of Vegas. Never bet against the House

  • @ultimateqmazing2537
    @ultimateqmazing2537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ok seriously. Who else thinks House inspired Rick from Rick and Morty. It cannot be just me. The parallels between their characters are just too much for coincidence.

    • @true7251
      @true7251 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      every sarcastic genius has this personality. Sherlock Holmes was probably the earliest one. original Sherlock from books. and House is based on Sherlock, like pretty much every detective story with a clever lead.
      and Rick is more likely a lot like on of his creators.

  • @vikingdrengenspiders7875
    @vikingdrengenspiders7875 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actully Jesus told some People to get checked after he had healed them

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't get it. Why does House look so surprised at him saying "God wants you to invite Dr. Wilson to your poker game." Wilson could have talked to him or others about House not inviting him to the poker game.

    • @Doomsday-yo7lh
      @Doomsday-yo7lh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it’s still surprising at first.

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would it be? Again, the patient could have heard from any number of people talking about Wilson not being invided to the poker game.

  • @rafaelgarcia5797
    @rafaelgarcia5797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He looks like a teen joaquin Phoenix

  • @Henlarious
    @Henlarious 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Lol, a few bottles an hour. Please. When I was running eight miles a day, lifting for an hour then biking 10 miles I drank less water 😂.

    • @joeguy9817
      @joeguy9817 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      sorry but you do realize that the issue was that the guy was drinking too much water right?

    • @josephmurphy9300
      @josephmurphy9300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Woooooooooooosh

    • @jacqslabz
      @jacqslabz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Henry C that's the point: It's a symptom

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I guess fitness doesn’t equal brains, hey?

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holly shit dude WTF is your life

  • @missmeggie_4
    @missmeggie_4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That moment when House is actually shook.

    • @davelanger
      @davelanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the kid got the info from the nurses