Doesn’t Get Any Better than Rodney Dangerfield & Johnny Carson (1981)
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- On February 3, 1981, Rodney Dangerfield, the king of one-liners, stopped by the Tonight Show to share some laughs with Johnny Carson, the king of late night.
1:32 “I got hit by a car. I told the guy, ‘Are you blind?’ He said, ‘I hit you, didn’t I?’”
2:17 “What a childhood I had. My mother never breastfed me. She always had a headache.”
4:50 “I’m not sexy at all. I went to the sperm bank. They used my sperm to get a woman pregnant. They had to get her drunk first.”
6:25 “I have no sex life. The only sex I have is when my doctor tells me to cough.”
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Basically Rodney does a killer stand up monologue and then instead of a mindless interview he gives a killer sitting down monologue. This man Dangerfield was peerless.
Rodney was the best…never another and one of a kind, RIP, Mr. Dangerfield!
Exactly. I read an interview w/ Rodney where he talked about rehearsing every second of these appearances. He prepared for weeks as he understood the impact that these had on his career. There's one Carson clip on TH-cam where he kind of bombed. It turns out a studio had pushed him to make an unscheduled visit to push a movie and he was obviously very uncomfortable.
@@roxiecariere5713 ppppp
A man who answers every question with a joke has a lot to hide. What was he hiding?
He never comes out of character. That's his secret
My daughter flunked her driver's test, she couldn't get used to the front seat
This joke killed me 🤣😃
Listening to Ed and Johnny chuckle is just beautiful
I would’ve give anything to see him live in Vegas!!! So damn MISSED Rodney!!!! ❤❤❤
I’ve heard all these jokes a thousand times, and I still laugh hysterically.
Me too!!!
when im.down i watch rodney
No kidding. There was NO one like Rodney. And there never will be again.
@@jamieminsky9436 I'm
He's a legend. Seen him three times.
Man, he was on FIRE!..
The timing is impeccable, the jokes bat .750, he owns the crowd. Comedy heaven.
Rodney never fails to crack me up. With Johnny as his comic wing man, you simply can’t lose. Late night gold.
Rodney was seriously on a roll that night
Johnny was the best because he just let his guests roll and didn't try to get in on the act.
Classy.
Johnny was a real pro. He allowed his guests to do their thing without constantly interrupting.
Today, Rodney would've been cancelled by libtard protesters in the crowd.
Hes killing it on this one. Rodney was the best and is in his prime here.
There will never be another, watching this 39 yrs later!
And that, folks, is what's called A MASTER AT WORK.
This may be the episode of The Tonight Show I saw in the early-1980s which I remember being absolutely hysterical at 12:00 midnight while watching Rodney work. That man will always remain a national treasure, IMHO. God Rest His Soul.
There will NEVER BE another Rodney... absolute LEGEND 😂
Has to be one of his best appearances on The Tonight Show. Every joke killed.
I remember sitting with my now deceased mother watching these clips of Rodney and Johnny. So very special times. I love you Mom.
I was 20 years old when this came out. I'm now 58 seems just like yesterday. Took it for granted that Johnny Carson would always be there , Time Marches On.
I am turning 40 in a few months...and I completely agree with you!! Time rolls on so fast...seems to get faster actually!
We will never get another Dangerfield. Legendary.
Rodney passed away 14 years ago! Hard to believe!!!
I still laugh every time i see these bits! Come back Rodney! The world needs you!
Everytime he lies he fixing his tie.
RIP Rodney
@@derrickhaimraj3585 take out your butt plug and listen again...
Derrick Haimraj ...i noticed that too with the tie...but he made it work!
Sadly John, if he was living today during this time, he would asked for to die. P.C. and liberalism would kill him. 😒
Johnny Carson had a perfect chemistry with Rodney, his pretending to be surprised is hilarious.
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Hopefully you're not referring to Johnny's reaction when Rodney asks him... "Well, what do you want to do now?" Because that was completely genuine. Sure - Johnny and Rodney had a routine set in advance, but that was pure improv and genuine laughter from Carson! One of my all time favorites.
"...Her belly button has an echo."
-I didn't know that
That always cracks me up.
@@Baddy187 got a kid in college .... now I get GOOD DRUGS
@@jryecart8017 Well back then he meant weed. Now girls are high on crack, smack, Boombizzle, and poopydonk
Rodney may have passed away but these videos live on. I'm so glad his comedy can live on through you tube and other means. Very underrated comedian.
"He had a rape charge reduced to tail-gating." Now that's a great lawyer.
"I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin" LMAO. Uhhhhh. My side hurts.
Dr Vinny Boombotz
Geesh where did shows like this go? All class which is something we don't see these days. Loved Johnny amd his guests
He always says he gets no respect, But from the sound of the audience he gets a lot. The Greatest !
The best comedian of all time !!!!!
Yep
by far
paul thomas Don Rickles is on the same level.
@@sinatra222 Don Rickles was pretty funny. same quick wit. hard to measure different styles.
And don rickles
TH-cam just keeps recommending I watch again, I can't resist. Rodney was on fire 🔥 that night! Really A++ material and delivery. More Rodney!!!
Rodney is always good for a laugh and Johnny is the perfect set-up man. I miss them both, especially now, when this country so needs to lighten up.
Especially considering “ Joe Biden is a nightmare “ let’s hope Trump comes back in 2024!!!
@@joerappe1777 People were still complaining the country needed to lighten up the entire time Trump was president. What difference has Biden actually made? People are going to complain about the same thing regardless. The president doesn't change that. Trump could get elected again and you'd still bitch about PC culture, just like you probably did the last 5 years.
@@joefriedman9843 you’re not to bright are you
Amen to that!
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Simply the best of all time, Johnny Carson and Rodney, I miss those guys. Everybody laughing, no thin skinned sensitive people, just good people having a good time. What a great time in life
Two legends, they don’t make entertainers like this anymore
I agree. Today they all curse to make it funny but it's not. Any comedian that has to use bad language is not good in my opinion. Plus today they are all woke.
Comics like Dangerfield and late night hosts like Carson come in only a generation. Hopefully two such guys come around again because they’re in short supply now.👍🏾
Rodney and John Candy were a rare breed of comedians who were well-loved for just being themselves
The world NOW is swimming in distrust. Rodney was and always will be a MIRACLE of FUN & good humor that brings people together in respectful laughter!
Two of the best in the business!
You bet he was.. I laugh every time even though I know what's coming !
Love how the audience was chiming in:
'How fat was she?'
' How, fat? Her bathtub had stretch marks, OK?'
Rodney was one of Johnny's favorite guests he was on the show over 70 times...
I heard it was 35 times
@@krlm2280 He suffered from diplopia at the time, double vision.
Cuz no one else wanted to be
@Charles Bailey nah, they didn't want me
Period
Only stand up comedian who can sit down and still rock the house 🏠
This guy could melt the hardest of hearts and bring laughter to all who heard him.He was simply the best comedian ever.
Amen to that.
No doubt
No doubt
I love how he doesn't always cuss (except a little on albums) but can make your mind be the dirty part. All he does is plant the seed it's magical
Just a great entertainer !
He did the carson show like 70 times. His delivery and rhythm was like no other. Lotta respect from me. #1 comedian of all time. No matter how many times I've heard his jokes he still makes me laugh.
I Never Get Tired Of Listening To Rodney
Dangerfield Doing His Thing On The Tonight With Johnny. Absolutely The Greatest. RIP
He's has to be the funniest man ever, King 👑 of the one liners. I'm so glad I can watch him on TH-cam. RIP funny guy, your the best.
He said he made a Toast to his wife the best woman he ever had and the waiter joined him LMFAO!!!! Dude was a Madman
I laughed more in 7.5 minutes here than I have in any recent 1 hour special. What a legend
Gawd, I miss these guys.....Thank the Lord for film/video...
Johnny’s laugh was so priceless and genuine.
One joke after another, every one a gem.
Seriously, EVERY joke was hilarious!
@@mogatdula 99%. There's always a few that Rodney himself, points to being "untested". He will follow-up those few occasions w/a funny look on his face that proves to be a laugh anyway. He was about the best comedian w/rapid fire one liners.
I love this man i just sorry I never went to see him. He's my favorite and always will be. You have my respect. R.i.p dangerfield
I was 3 days old when this happened. Wish i could've been old enough to see and appreciate it then... I'm 39 now, have all his albums, and appreciate the heck out the man, the legend that is Rodney.
I have seen almost all these Johnny Carson and Rodney Dangerfield clips and I'm so grateful to see more of them they are the best 👍
There'll come a day when Komics will lower their underclothes, If Any, maybe squat then defecate on stage😲. Jury's out whether they'll face audience😨. That'll be considered High Comedy...
Butt it'll be Politically Korrect.
So Sad for our DIS-civilization!
@@wagnerpd5921 It'll be like the movie Idocracy with shows like "ough my balls", or watching a guy fart and laughing as hard as ever.
He appeared like 70 times on this show
@@victorespino5650 Well, it was half that, but okay.
@@charleshutton284 no it was 70 fact
He’s a classic. No swearing.
This was on network TV. Swearing wouldn't be possible.
A lot of people think he never uses bad language but all these skits found on here was meant for tv this man cussed plenty let me just tell you.
He swore all the time in his stand up club dates. He couldn't do it on TV.
5:16 Sounds like a slip to me
He didn't tailor his act around swearing in clubs , he used it now and then like everyone else does , it was all one line humor , and having a quick wit , very minimal swearing , that's not easy , that's why he's a legend
Every now and then I go back and watch Rodney. Never gets old and always cracks me up!
It's like whenever I need to find something that stands a chance of making me laugh, I always return to Rodney.
what made Carson so good is that he knew when to be silent
True, but even more importantly, as polished a host as he was, there was an authenticity in his support for many of the celebrities he had on then that just isn't present in the hosts of that time slot on NBC since. Carson admiring his work by simply taking a breath and simply saying that Rodney's funny before cutting to the sponsors keeps the stage actors human for the audience. That connection is what keeps folks wanting to watch. Conan could have had that had he been given a real chance. Personally, with all the channels now, as well as computers/internet, and with TV going the way of AM radio in the 1970's and 80's, NBC should just scrap Tonight, move on and do something different.
That’s funny that you said that because my dad and I were just discussing that exact same thing about Johnny Carson
You're absolutely right. He didn't constantly interrupt or try to get laughs.
Yep. Unlike Conan.
Johnny never tried to “one up” his guests! Always played it straight to let them shine.
Proves, that you don't need to use profanity to be a #1 stand-up comedian.
Thank You RODNEY👍
He had a rape joke at the end
"I was a ugly baby. When I was born the the doctor slapped my mother."
He was once said that after he was born the doctor came in and told his mother, "I'm sorry, we did all we could.......but he pulled through anyway"
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My favorite RD joke:
I don't snort cocaine, I just like the way it smells!
I only smoked weed once, but I didn't know what I was doing, I was high off cocaine!
The cocaine line was in a song by Ray Wylie Hubbard written back in the mid-nineties... Not sure who came up with it
One of my favorite things is to watch Johnny throw lines to Rodney . Johnny was a fine comedian but way under rated as a straight man! (Not an easy job!!)
I loved it when Carson would throw him a line and Rodney would say "No, not yet Johnny"!
Johnny was confident in his own talent, and he knew when another comedian was killing it it was also good for him and the show.
One of the funniest comedians we've ever had his stuff never gets old
I'd give damn near anything to have these guys in their prime again. I just laugh my guts out. My stomach and cheeks will hurt, and it's worth every bit of it. Love you guys. Thanks for the incredible memories.
I am 46 years old. Yes i lived the 80's and only 3 years of the 70's. So as me being a baby in the 70's i can't say i had memories. But for sone reason when i watch movies from the 60's and 70's i feel a nostalgic sorrow. Although i wasn't even born back then, when i watch movies or even think of those years, then somehow a feeling of happiness and childhood's innocence floods my heart. Maybe because back then, people and the way of living and romance were so much more innocent and there were no such media garbages and modern trends of today..!
God, if somehow i could live some moments of glimpse from those years from that glorious past after i die and live them for a while...
Rodney's mind was second to none the rapid Pace in which he would churn out jokes is still unmatched till this day. Definitely on my Mount Rushmore of comedians. Wish I could have seen him live..
Told the doctor I think my wife has v.d. so he gave himself a shot.... lmfao one of the best to ever do it....
RIP Rodney.... man you were beyond funny. 😂😂
His delivery was impeccable!! Even his bombs were funny. They don't make em like him anymore...
What an animal. That he keeps up those rapid fire jokes (which are pretty much all hilarious) is impressive. One of the very best ever.
you can tell Johnny really likes Rodney. The way he does his act is impeccable. With that deep New York accented voice and bugging out eyes always grabbing his tie or collar nervously. He makes it look so easy and of course it's not.
john noe ... The Best always make it look easy.
I saw Rodney on David Letterman, and David was so stiff they brought out a coffin.
Johnny was a great straight man. He just nudges Rodney along. It’s because Johnny was a great stand up comedian himself.
Really on that night. Thanks Rodney, you are the best.
None before, none after. Rodney was one of a kind
Dangerfield was amazing. He always had the crowd so enthusiastically supporting him.
Of his many appearances on the Tonight Show this was one of Rodney's best. R.I.P. to one of the greatest standup comedians of all time, Rodney was the GOAT.
I miss his great self deprecating jokes! No one like him! One of the best comedians of the best 50 or so years! Rest in peace, Mr. Dangerfield!
Rodney Dangerfield was gifted, Each joke was funnier than the last, True icon!
this guy could do more GOOD jokes in 7 1/2 mins than today in 1 hr w yapping n bs...this was stand up kids..poconos to Hollywood...live on Rodney...class act...
But I never saw him Poke His Noze.
Rodney Dangerfield was the best. He’s one of the few comedians that makes me laugh no matter what kind of day I’m having. 🤴🏼King of comedy.
Johnny Carson was great, even great enough to be the sidekick to set up Rodney for some of the best one liners ever delivered.
"Well, what do'ya wanna do now , huh?"
Hilarious.
Carson: "you are one funny man".
No truer words were ever spoken.
I miss you Rodney!
👌
Even if I've heard them before, Rodney's jokes still crack me up big time. What a crowd, what a crowd !
My God, is it even possible to be MORE of a laugh machine than Rodney? It's absolutely amazing
Geez he's really ON with this episode
I saw Rodney in person about 30 years ago. The absolute best ! So nonstop funny that I was having difficulty catching my breath.
Rodney Dangerfield never gets old. One of my favorite all-time greats.
In my Mount Rushmore of stand up comics..these guy is the first! He is the absolute true king of the one liners...bar None..and for me, it's not even close..Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams and Richard Pryor are the others on my Mt Rushmore but this guy...this guy never offended anyone except himself. Hard to walk out of a show if the only persons who he ever disparages is his family or himself. Today's comics and comedians couldn't even be his ashtray. Far and away our best comedian EVER!!!!! I miss you and your nervous twitches...
Rodney, a true legend, “the flies chipped in to fix the screen door”,fucking hilarious, and more!!
I have watched this excerpt at least a dozen times in the last year & Rodney & Johnny Carson never fail to make me laugh. Keep posting this segment👍.
Yep
Laughing down here in France....what a gentleman
I grew up watching this man .he was the best . No respect
*Mega hilarious without a word of profanity.* Just lets his material speak for itself.
*Pure class.*
I could watch this a million times and never get tired of it.
What crazy names... Bombastic Bushkin... Nicky Pumpaniece... LOL... Pure genius 🤣🤣🤣
"One girl told me 'come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over, there was nobody was home!"
His deliveries are what make the jokes even funnier, what a legend.
I broke my arm in three places,
What did the doctor say?
Stay out of those places,
Great stuff! Rodney D did a 3rd variant on the breast-feeding joke. In other clips he said his mother never breast-fed him because she just liked him as a friend or that she breast-fed him with a straw. This time his mother wouldn't breast-feed him because she had a headache. The fat girl with an echo in her belly button was the best gag of many here.
His jokes are more timeless than music. I love the crowd interaction with Rodney. As soon as he walked passed those curtains you knew he would work the crowd like a boss, and commandeer the show. Straight up showstopper and the best of all time. Doesn't even cuss in his acts...crazy!
I never got into a funk that Rodney (or Sam K.) couldn’t lift me out of. Respect and comedic reverence for them, I shall always have.
I went to Vegas in 78 to see Rodney open for Johnny Carson…it was fantastic‼️
It takes soooo much tallent to just keep these one liners rolling amazing!!!
King of the One Liners...Period!
We used to recite Rodney Dangerfield's jokes in school back in the 80s. Indeed like Johnny said, Mr. Dangerfield was a funny, funny man! RIP, legend!
The funniest guy & club I ever seen.
NYC,👍