Can You Beat Kingdom Come: Deliverance With a Wooden Training Sword?

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  • In this video I try to beat Kingdom Come: Deliverance with a wooden training sword.
    The wooden training sword is not a weapon you're supposed to be able to obtain, but there is a way. There are actually two types of wooden training swords! There's the shortsword and the longsword.
    The longsword is obtained by getting Father Godwin to surrender during combat. The shortsword is obtained by building the guardhouse in Prybislavitz in the From The Ashes DLC. Both suck, one just manages to suck more.
    I may revisit this idea in the future. I want it to be possible so bad.
    If you have any ideas for a challenge to do, leave it in the comments. It might happen!
    I have no idea how to link my other social media and I don't want to bother figuring it out right now. Eat sand :)
    Rest in peace Paul of Mitten Squad.
    #kingdomcomedeliverance #challenge #gaming

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  • @NineNoRouge
    @NineNoRouge 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Thank you for the kind words for Mittensquad. Also this was a great challenge.

  • @captoshuragnarok7444
    @captoshuragnarok7444 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Head attacks only and headcracker perk.

  • @moon.wav420
    @moon.wav420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Less than a hundred subs on this level of goobery ? unfathomable , keep up the good work milky man

  • @LDaz
    @LDaz 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Omg we make frankincense in our farm.. never knew it was in KCD haha

  • @MsFrostitute
    @MsFrostitute 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Your editing, clarity and production are amazing!
    I just started playing this game yesterday, and it's been a mess at first but I just won multiple 1v3s against bandits after learning how to properly attack.
    Really excited to grow and becomr a god down the long road. The difficulty and way the game puts you in your place is fantastic

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's a bit of a masterpiece. My first playthrough, I didn't know you could learn how to parry lol

    • @MsFrostitute
      @MsFrostitute 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@milkedbottle I won my first 1v4 against bandits, and 1v3 against cumans... It is so fun.
      I hate but also can't help but love some of these objectives that just fail if you don't pay them mind as you would in real life.. it's so different and unique I think.
      I am excited to become good at memorizing the combo attacks for longsword since I recognize many of these stances from my HEMA classes!!

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MsFrostitute That is actually so awesome!! HEMA is so fascinating. I've always thought about it but never took the time to see if there's anything like that near me. Maybe Buhurt is in my future.
      Maybe I can apply all the in-game alchemy recipes I've memorized in real life.

    • @MsFrostitute
      @MsFrostitute 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@milkedbottle HEMA is amazing and can get very complex down the line as with most martial arts, a big difference is the fact HEMA gear costs a lot on top of classes, and then even finding places to train

  • @rink7723
    @rink7723 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    got this randomly on my front page and i´m really suprised
    you kind sir got yourself a subscriber

  • @emptyfueltank
    @emptyfueltank 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Saint run: Merciful, Crimeless, Virgin, Fightless (whenever possible) and Vegan, no animal killing, skinning or eating. No looting anything or anyone. Only get money with selling herbs and potions you make or items that are given to you and through missions. Also stay a week in the monastery at least. I'm trying something similar rn in Hardcore with all negative perks and it's very immersing

  • @Theguyunderyourbed22
    @Theguyunderyourbed22 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Runt is a pretty notable part in any playtrhough, especially one's first playthrough. It's arguably the toughest combat encounter in the game, at least as far as 1v1s are concerned and it's mandatory. I think most players had trouble with it on their first go. I know I did when I first played the game.
    In my first playthrough Runt creamed me a lot of times. Even in the times I almost had him he'd always just annihilate my health bar in a few hits after 10-15 mins of fighting. And then I load back in, back into the fight once again, I'm on autopilot at this point, and within 20 seconds he goes down. How? Runt is a tough fight yes, and you need to be on your toes, but the devs have given him a huge and glaring weakness that most people do not notice even though they should. He's not wearing a helmet. He has pretty good armor but he's not wearing a helmet. Now most people don't realise this is a weakness because if you hit his head with a master strike it doesn't do that much damage but if you actually manage to get an honest to god proper hit in his head, he'll either lose half his health or just go down immediately. And that's what I, inadvertently, did. Instead of master striking him I perfect blocked him and then managed to get a proper hit on his head that he didn't block and he just collapsed to the floor. I don't know if the wooden sword does enough damage to take advantage of this but if there is any hope of this fight ending, this is it. No master strikes. Honest to god hits on his head.

    • @LegitimateYoutuber
      @LegitimateYoutuber 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought it was pretty easy but I was pretty high level

  • @nik0208
    @nik0208 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    How do you only have 146 subs? peak content right here man.

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      thank you!! :)

  • @xxDrain
    @xxDrain 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:11 After playing through the game without any DLC, I then encountered the dog option and chose against it.
    I couldn't think of many instances where having a dog follow me around would've worked in my favor.

    • @davidguest3506
      @davidguest3506 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Once you level up hound master it can attack enemies distracting them which is crucial in fighting entire camps or patrols. Dog is OP

  • @TrialBySquire
    @TrialBySquire 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If you'd like a challenge i have one idea i was toying with-
    Bloodthirsty Mercy
    Make all the cuman and bandits in pribyslavitz (during nest of vipers) not alive anymore before sabotaging the camp. You may not get any credit for the kills in your statistics, however.

  • @divineteddy2210
    @divineteddy2210 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nice video dude, keep up the work!

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      thanks brother dawg

  • @makytondr8607
    @makytondr8607 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Headcracker perk and keep smashing his head? Plus poison on the sword might do it.

  • @ForestPS4
    @ForestPS4 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Why hasn’t this blown up ?

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm a slow burner

  • @davidguest3506
    @davidguest3506 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Max out warfare, swords and, strength wtith wooden Suword. Also rip Mitten, miss you man.

  • @Hadras7094
    @Hadras7094 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can't believe you used a song from bowser's inside story. Automatic like

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      bowser's got the swag

  • @Glassandcandy
    @Glassandcandy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My guy how do you not know what Frankincense is? What kind of fresh heathenism is this??

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      erm... what the deuce? I'm a frankincense fanatic, don't even step to me bro (but you are totally right)

  • @sovietrazor
    @sovietrazor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh man i didnt know mittensquad passed. He was my favorite.

  • @beaver631
    @beaver631 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    halmberg only (no armor)

  • @Ggfc-w9s
    @Ggfc-w9s 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Halberd/pike only.
    No levels, no perks and agonizing open world travel if you haven't discovered the places yet. Also you'd have to pick it up every time during a fight to start fighting again if you drop it.

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've been thinking about this 👀

    • @potatokilr7789
      @potatokilr7789 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've tried this on vanilla. You lose the halberd during the cutscene after losing to Runt since it can't be stored in containers and all of your belongings will be transported to the chest near your bed.

    • @Ggfc-w9s
      @Ggfc-w9s 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@potatokilr7789 makes it more difficult I guess, just means you need to go out and pick a fight (with no weapons) to get another after cutscene/s.

  • @mymanbussinyo
    @mymanbussinyo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:53 now hear me out guys

  • @teebrokn8502
    @teebrokn8502 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    these videos got me wanting to play KCD lol reminds me of dnd but history

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's so worth

  • @TheTdw2000
    @TheTdw2000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Taking the advice of Zoul's men I see.

  • @Jasonvalley4
    @Jasonvalley4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    no armor, sir radzigs sword only

  • @jondoe384
    @jondoe384 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Youre funny man keep up the good work!

  • @silasbob9735
    @silasbob9735 หลายเดือนก่อน

    But did u use a bane potion tho

  • @Hadras7094
    @Hadras7094 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Btw, how do you obtain the short wooden sword?

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As far as I know, the only way is in the Prybislavitz DLC. You gotta build the guardhouse and it'll just be on the wall for you to take

    • @Shadowabi21100
      @Shadowabi21100 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@milkedbottle there is no woodsword y the wall i cant see one

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @Shadowabi21100 hrm. I've never done it myself but, like I said, as far as I know it should be hung on the wall of the guard house in prybisavits :(

  • @bassboy2100
    @bassboy2100 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    🎉

  • @28Silent
    @28Silent 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    joke about dead mother is cringe af

  • @Tnk_xd
    @Tnk_xd 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    do a serial killer playthrough...you have to kill every killable npc you talk to or if they greet you...

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I love murder (this is admissible in court)

    • @potatokilr7789
      @potatokilr7789 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is actually incentivized due to certain cosmetics only appearing on lootable NPCs and not in any shops

  • @SFred104
    @SFred104 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    why didn't you take the headcracker perk? is it because its too cheesy? in my personal playthrough of the game that perk was mvp just kept aiming for the head because it was soo good.

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You know what... crud. My thought was that it only applied to strength-based weapons but now that I look at it, the wooden longsword is a strength weapon. Huh.

    • @TrialBySquire
      @TrialBySquire 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I've gotten headcracker on an arrow shot

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TrialBySquire real??

    • @TrialBySquire
      @TrialBySquire 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@milkedbottle yes. I was shocked. It was a headshot to a helmet that didn't pierce but guy got knocked out and of course the screen said headcracker procd

  • @MaxOrDieYT
    @MaxOrDieYT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love finding smaller channels like this that are high quality. You deserve more views!

  • @djanon22
    @djanon22 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Really fun video, great editing. Great use of memes. I only just played Kingdom Come for the first time and you made me view it in a completely different way. BUT-- just gotta say, the audio quality really grinds my gears bud. No hate, just saying the amount of clipping, and it's like an ear bud mic or something, can't finish the video even though I was enjoying it otherwise.

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fair enough, thank you :)

  • @alfaboy5725
    @alfaboy5725 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i have been so busy trying to catch up with Mitten Squad videos since i got out of training i didn't even know he had passed dam this is heartbreak

  • @HuntressGamer
    @HuntressGamer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just came across this video randomly looking for dice locations,subbed for KCD2. Hope to see more content like this soon ❤whenever it releases . Great video!

  • @expecting747
    @expecting747 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    For being a fella with only 45 subs as typing I must say the editing and production is at a high level:)

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you! I never release something I'm not proud of. I only make videos I, myself, would watch.

  • @angsan_F
    @angsan_F 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Dude, you should have a lot more than 1k subscribers, the commentary is fun, the editing is great, if you told me q TH-camr with a couple hundred thousand subs made this I wouldn't doubt it, keep up the good work bro

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      thank you!! That means a lot :)

  • @kermi4654
    @kermi4654 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    finish all the monestary quests

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  หลายเดือนก่อน

      what a horrible suggestion! I hate it and I will hate it even more when I do it someday. Thank you for pain and suffering

  • @hyo2496
    @hyo2496 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    bro is like that killer with a spoon

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      i am exactly whoever that is you're talking about

  • @supersayianshrek5455
    @supersayianshrek5455 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wait that purple bar is your enemies health?!

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      erm... no... yes

  • @potatokilr7789
    @potatokilr7789 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Challenge Idea: Beat KCD using only the training halberd (you'll need mods to get it). This will make it impossible for you to sprint or use perfect blocks, ripostes, combos, or master strikes.

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      thanks, I'm sure I'll hate it :)

  • @FrendlywolfVideos
    @FrendlywolfVideos 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    just a little tip since you've said you just sit and wait during the dream sequence in multiple videos now, you dont have to, once you "beat" the 3 cuman's (maybe you can ignore them even) if you run towards henrys house (your in skalitz btw) the dream ends, i know its hard to get your bearings but you start at the entrance to skalits and directly ahead is the pillory stand (where the charcoal burners were in the prolog) head right from that up the hill to the gate and the dream should end, maybe you already figured this out but I hope this saves someone time all the same.

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i try to use the dream sequences as a puny boost to combat stats, but thank you anyway!

  • @cptshelly
    @cptshelly 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We cave men , cave men with style. Carve up your clubs Bois , when I doubt give it a blunt edge.

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      so real, so true and so OOH

  • @playersperspectivemlbb
    @playersperspectivemlbb หลายเดือนก่อน

    you need the headcracker perk

  • @bdcdbcfbsdckackacdac
    @bdcdbcfbsdckackacdac 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why didnt the poison work ? Is it because its a blunt weapon ?

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think so. I think it just doesn't work on the wooden sword. My guess is that you don't do damage *because* of the wooden sword. You do damage because the enemy is out of stamina, so yeah, blunt damage and so the poison technically isn't being used on them. That made more sense in my head

  • @Peoplewatcher-NL
    @Peoplewatcher-NL หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bow only

  • @quincykunz3481
    @quincykunz3481 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So, if you interpret the challenge being: "only do damage with the wooden sword," there are a few options you could use to boost your damage. Perks like blacksmith's son, serrated edge, and headcracker could help, the artemisia potion as well. I think the big ticket could be dollmaker poison. As far as I can tell, dollmaker doesn't do any damage, but it massively debuffs the target, including cutting thier max stamina in half for the duration.
    It's also worth noting that blocking enemy attacks might deplete thier stamina faster than landing your own hits. I've heard you can bait out aggression from the AI by showing them your back.
    Hope you find a solution eventually! Good video!

    • @quincykunz3481
      @quincykunz3481 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Follow-up idea: could you knock someone out with lullaby/achoholic coatings, then beat them?

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've only tried putting Bane potion on weapons. I should definitely experiment with other potions but my worry is that even when I (rarely) get blood to pop out of enemies, it doesn't seem like the Bane potion is doing anything. But like, there no way they'd make potions obsolete on a weapon you shouldn't even have, right? This rant is better saved for a video lmao. Very good point though

    • @jondoe384
      @jondoe384 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just gotta make the enemy sprint towards you so they'll instantly attack

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jondoe384 *sweating profusely* erm... awkward

  • @sweatyvetter
    @sweatyvetter 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well done. Nice to see another KCD challenge runner! Keep it up man. And mad respect for the mittensquad words dude! Excited to see what you cook up next!
    Also, can you not apply poisons to the wooden sword? I know you probably can’t penetrate the armor enough with it… but I imagine there’s some combo to make this work 🤔
    You have discord by chance?

    • @milkedbottle
      @milkedbottle  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You can apply poison to the wooden sword but in my not-so-extensive testing, I don't think you can affect anyone with it, even if blood pops out of them.
      Also of course I have discord. I may have been caveman but I'm not neanderthal lol

  • @aaronc3937
    @aaronc3937 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Only fists and no armour at all + no perks + no potions.

  • @thedarkfurrygamer2633
    @thedarkfurrygamer2633 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Only use polearms