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@@axelcordova8262 Okay. Done. That phrase really isn't that difficult to say repeatedly, and fast, without tripping yourself up on one of the words. If you actually try it.
1-this is exactly why 47 don't talk a lot, he knows that if he talk too much, he will scare the people way more than pointing a gun at them 2-The fact that 47 also was honest and sincere is pure gold
What I like the most about 47's lines is that he manages to avoid telling lies whenever possible in a way that is very ambiguous. My favorites are the conversations he has with Sierra Knox (Miami) while posing as her personal physician, and the several conversations he has as Tobias Rieper with Tamara Vidal (Mendoza). Tamara: "And what is that you do, Rieper? Don't tell me... Banker." 47: "Corporate Liquidator."
This is not an assasin simulator game, it’s a killer simulator. The devs know this quite well (that’s why it’s fun and unrealistic) and they create these lines to be specifically too on the nose for the player, but leaving the npc’s very oblivious. Which makes you chuckle if not outright laugh. There’s no need for a lore explanation of why he doesn’t talk much.
@@pumpkingamebox I mean when you enter the bank and apply for an account he says he's in the retirement industry. In the mendosa level he says he's in liquidations. But to be fair this test is failed, if you answer with the images that match the images on the wall behind them, you clear for thier best position with almost full access. My favorite scene is him being overtly ambiguous as the realtor in the whittleton creek level
Psychologist: "Mr. Rieper, according to the personality test you are a complete psychopath." 47: "Oh... I guess you won't hire me then?" Psychologist: "What? No! You'll feel perfectly at home here!"
I mean when he chose the one on the left she said that it was a good choice, does that mean that there is a bad [worse] choice that determines if he is fitted for which job? Does that mean there is a wrong answer if he is looking for a specific job? Excuse me, I'm just over analyzing stuff...
I once actually was in a situation kinda like this. I was in basic training in the military, me and the other recruits stood in a long line along the hallway of our barracks facing the wall on the other side. We were asked a question by a DI one by one and the answer to the question I got was written on the wall right behind the DI. I was pretty relieved that it played out this way because I really didn't know the answer and we would have had to do some more push ups if I got the answer wrong 😁
"we need someone a little more cut-throat" they say to the man that saw himself executing people and an eagle feasting on a corpse as well as a pile of money gained through less than legal means
they're ripping into investment bankers big time. 47, a master contract killer, honestly revealed his personality, and he's still not cold blooded enough to be an investment banker
@@The-S-H3lf-Eatersilverballers are 1911s, which are normally chambered in .45 acp, they do have 9mm, and .22 versions I believe, anything else I wouldn’t know.
47's one liners are absolutely hilarious. I particularly like the one on the Cartel mission when you dress up as the drug dealer and all he says after the guards say they'll escort him is "groovy".
"What do you see in this picture?" "It's me." "Ok, how about this one?" "That's me." "Right.. and how about this one..?" "That's a pile of money." "Oh." " *My* pile of money" ". . . "
"You clearly are a vile person and only care about yourself and wealth." "oh, so I won't get the job?" "What? No! You're perfect as a corporate scumbag, Mr CEO."
@@gupyb4165 Propaganda mate. Use your own brain and know how people "tick". That kind of skill doesn't come from "sympathy". It comes from observation. Of the situation. In order to know that skill one has to know the worst and how to make the best of it too. That's why 47 is so good at it.
Don't trust us, but also don't fuck around with us. There are three kinds of people in a company you really do not want to piss off (especially as the owner) 1. Your/Company lawyer 2. The IT department 3. The accounting department
I haven't done this path yet but now I have to, lol, this guy just literally gave you several graphic descriptions, showing that he's not anywhere close to what an average person might say these things are, a psychopath, etc. and yet they said this man isn't "cut throat" enough to be a Sellsmen?! What do you have to do to make them think you are, literally kill someone infront of them? 😂
You know you failed the test. The picture behind the head of the interviewers are to be matched with the ones displayed. The hitman card is execution. The Eagle is opportunity. The last card is the only one you got right.
@@pkingo1 I meant if you match the first 2 correctly. There's no other other options so the third will follow You can either get 0 right, 1 right, or 3 right. Getting only 2 correct isn't possible
@@TuftyTaltan if you dont match the first card but get the other 2 right, or dont match the second card but get the first and last right, that would be getting only 2 cards right
Clues? ""He's got something in his hands. He's armed. Dual firearms, Large caliber pistols. It's me'' 'I see a large pile of money, earned preforming... questionable.. Actions... It's what I do" Nah bro, "confession" is the word you're looking for lmao.
if someone ever tells me i'm not suited for a job because of a couple pictures, i'm going to actually turn into agent 47. This would probably be a lawsuit for unfair hiring practices.
"In as much detail as possible" I don't think you want that "You're just not cut throat enough" HE LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU HE SEES HIMSELF AS A HITMAN WHO JUST FINISHED A JOB!
I watched a review recently of this game where the guy was complimenting the game, that it wasn’t an assassin simulator, it was a killer simulator, and the devs now it well. That’s why they create these funny lines for 47 to say that are too on the nose for the player, but the npc’s are completely oblivious.
“Well sir you seem like a total psychopath with homicidal tendencies. I think you’d make a good accountant.” My mother has been an accountant for as long as I can remember and I can confirm this is accurate.
"There is no pass or fail here, it's just a standard test to see how you fit into corporate culture" = You're not getting the job if you get this wrong.
"Someone more cutthroat". Even if 47 wasn't a trained killer, who the hell else goes into such graphic detail with the images? Clearly they were BS-ing him because they found him TOO cutthroat.
I think the only game which has that (from what I've noticed) is Assassin's Creed: Revelations. During certain moments where you talk to a walking NPC, you can walk up to their side and then you'll start walking besides them automatically at the same pace. But yeah, despite HITMAN 2 and 3 having a "slow walk" button, it actually makes you walk slower than the NPCs. I don't know why game devs keep doing this.
@@CootBusiness i think some of them dont mind these kinda stuff cuz they work inhuman conditions(rockstar devs) and forgot to add i mean i dont blame them but if they add it definitly improve things
I feel like a lot of people are missing the point. Everything you see here is in his perspective. And every dialogue the other characters say is ALSO his perspective. They add the "cut throat" part in as a way to say how much he notices such words and thinks of it in another perspective. They don't do it as a joke. It describes what agent 47 notices.
Weird one picture is 47 with dual pistols when he doesn't ever have those in the trilogy. Shame, they fit him more than that single black pistol, he likes to still have a bit of flair
I like how the posters in the back are probably a hint for getting the best outcome- idk I havent played the game but its just right there in my face with the tag lines corresponding to the images
Well, that’s one way to “kill it” at an interview for evil multimillion dollar corporation. If I was a Bond villain who got killed by 47, you can’t blame me for hiring him. His answers where on the mark.
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0:09 and I am also actually a new man
You should see the hitman 2 mission where you can be a real estate agent, every word he says just screams death
"He's just finished a job, perfectly executed"
"Do you know who this person is?"
"It's me"
You’re goddamn right
Sigma employee mindset.
Scared me too damn they made him real
@@zachryder3150 INDEED!!! LMAO
He confess
I love how 47 doesn't even make an effort to make himself sound like anything but a psychopath.
Who is that man?
It’s me wtf
you should see how he presents the crusher as a winemaker and the rooms of a house as a real estate agent
well, he is applying for a bank job, not a job where social skills are important like for e.g. being a hitman.
He doesn't seems to hide it
@@sarowie I worked for a bank and my experience definitely says otherwise. Trust me.
I like the subtle joke that a merciless mass murderer is not "cut-throat" enough for a top position at a bank.
Merciless mass murderer
Try saying that three times fast.
@@axelcordova8262 Okay. Done.
That phrase really isn't that difficult to say repeatedly, and fast, without tripping yourself up on one of the words. If you actually try it.
@@axelcordova8262 it’s not just hard to repeat lol
@@zachdalmaso2131 shut up
@@axelcordova8262 me me like alliterations
1-this is exactly why 47 don't talk a lot, he knows that if he talk too much, he will scare the people way more than pointing a gun at them
2-The fact that 47 also was honest and sincere is pure gold
The best part is that 47 never lies either. Especially more so when he talks to his targets when he's playing a role.
What I like the most about 47's lines is that he manages to avoid telling lies whenever possible in a way that is very ambiguous.
My favorites are the conversations he has with Sierra Knox (Miami) while posing as her personal physician, and the several conversations he has as Tobias Rieper with Tamara Vidal (Mendoza).
Tamara: "And what is that you do, Rieper? Don't tell me... Banker."
47: "Corporate Liquidator."
This is not an assasin simulator game, it’s a killer simulator. The devs know this quite well (that’s why it’s fun and unrealistic) and they create these lines to be specifically too on the nose for the player, but leaving the npc’s very oblivious. Which makes you chuckle if not outright laugh.
There’s no need for a lore explanation of why he doesn’t talk much.
another entry in the saga of 47 being a master of half truths and innuendoes
@@pumpkingamebox I mean when you enter the bank and apply for an account he says he's in the retirement industry. In the mendosa level he says he's in liquidations.
But to be fair this test is failed, if you answer with the images that match the images on the wall behind them, you clear for thier best position with almost full access.
My favorite scene is him being overtly ambiguous as the realtor in the whittleton creek level
Psychologist: "Mr. Rieper, according to the personality test you are a complete psychopath."
47: "Oh... I guess you won't hire me then?"
Psychologist: "What? No! You'll feel perfectly at home here!"
yeah they decide to give him to accounting is he gonna be the layoff guy
You see I'm actually the warden of an Asylum! Come on in friend
@@kellynolen498 didnt you know? all accountants double as hitmen in their spare time.
@@jacobhargiss3839 It's true.
Source: I'm not an accountant, and I'm not a hitman.
There's no such thing as "home" to a psychopath. It's more of "I stay here."
Source? I live with one
“Now Mr Thomas, there’s no fail or pass, right or wrong, just say what comes to mind.”
47: *Its free realestate!*
You’re an accountant.
I mean when he chose the one on the left she said that it was a good choice, does that mean that there is a bad [worse] choice that determines if he is fitted for which job? Does that mean there is a wrong answer if he is looking for a specific job?
Excuse me, I'm just over analyzing stuff...
@@darwin4982 there’s literally labelled photos on the wall. There are right n wrong answers lmao
Dumb joke
this comment sucks!
I like how the bank actually puts the answers right on the wall 47's facing. I want to go to an interview like this next time.
God how did I even miss that xD
I am dissapointed in my self...
I don't know why I am getting a little bit "The usual suspects" movie vibes because of this.
@@mkahn8333 one of the best movies Ever
I once actually was in a situation kinda like this. I was in basic training in the military, me and the other recruits stood in a long line along the hallway of our barracks facing the wall on the other side. We were asked a question by a DI one by one and the answer to the question I got was written on the wall right behind the DI. I was pretty relieved that it played out this way because I really didn't know the answer and we would have had to do some more push ups if I got the answer wrong 😁
"we need someone a little more cut-throat"
they say to the man that saw himself executing people and an eagle feasting on a corpse as well as a pile of money gained through less than legal means
they're ripping into investment bankers big time. 47, a master contract killer, honestly revealed his personality, and he's still not cold blooded enough to be an investment banker
That's not really cut throat
banking is a serious profession
compared to banking... that's humanitarian work
Lmfao I'm saying 🤣🤣
"He's got something in his hands. He's armed. Dual firearms, Large caliber pistols. It's me." - Agent 47
Not cutthroat enough
@@diogobarreto1013 Yea i mean, a professional killer is one thing, but a banker..
Aren't the silverballers 9mm? sorry I don't know about gun psychology or physiology.
@@The-S-H3lf-Eater.45 acp
@@The-S-H3lf-Eatersilverballers are 1911s, which are normally chambered in .45 acp, they do have 9mm, and .22 versions I believe, anything else I wouldn’t know.
The fact that your character always walks way faster than the NPC’s is the most obnoxious thing in video games.
By the same way, 47 can't catch up with a scared running NPC (non-guard).
There's a key you can hold to walk at NPC speed
ubisoft moment
this guy plays in pc. on console you can perfectly walk the same speed as npcs.
Because the character is always a man on a mission.
47's one liners are absolutely hilarious. I particularly like the one on the Cartel mission when you dress up as the drug dealer and all he says after the guards say they'll escort him is "groovy".
I agree lol
Stoners take hits on blunts. 47 hits people using blunt objects.
47 as a "drug dealer" : ah yes... would you like one drugs?
the writers need a raise
thanks. just asked my boss and he said no, unfortunately
@@theonetem LMAO
Ah but would that be, “cutthroat”, heh im so funny
@theonetem
You actually one of the writers?
Banker: “We need someone a little more cut throat for our top position at our bank”
Agent 47: “do you want me to cut your throat?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
"What do you see in this picture?"
"It's me."
"Ok, how about this one?"
"That's me."
"Right.. and how about this one..?"
"That's a pile of money."
"Oh."
" *My* pile of money"
". . . "
"You clearly are a vile person and only care about yourself and wealth."
"oh, so I won't get the job?"
"What? No! You're perfect as a corporate scumbag, Mr CEO."
cute
@@StefanyDjuba Submissive and breedable even.
You're hired!
I think the bird is meant to represent his clients, as 47 described it as a "vulture feeding on someone else's kill".
im never trusting an accountant again
Only ones that are like 47, then i know they always telling the truth.
Actualy, I remember reading something saying accountant were something like the top 10 of most emphatic profession.
@@gupyb4165 Propaganda mate. Use your own brain and know how people "tick". That kind of skill doesn't come from "sympathy". It comes from observation. Of the situation.
In order to know that skill one has to know the worst and how to make the best of it too. That's why 47 is so good at it.
🤓☝️
Don't trust us, but also don't fuck around with us. There are three kinds of people in a company you really do not want to piss off (especially as the owner)
1. Your/Company lawyer
2. The IT department
3. The accounting department
I haven't done this path yet but now I have to, lol, this guy just literally gave you several graphic descriptions, showing that he's not anywhere close to what an average person might say these things are, a psychopath, etc. and yet they said this man isn't "cut throat" enough to be a Sellsmen?! What do you have to do to make them think you are, literally kill someone infront of them? 😂
They give him the job if you pick the correct cards. The right answers are the posters behind the interviewers
it's the game's message to what salesmen are like loool
fr 😂😂 i was like, he literally cut throats 😂😂 isn’t that enough?!😭😭
@@jogzyg2036 I didn't notice, but that's what I would have picked, personally.
Salesman
they did very well making the interviewers trying to sound like they actually care, but are like "fuck no we cant let this guy grow in power"
💯
“It’s me”
it literally IS HIM🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
47 likes, the prophecy is true
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@@piotrbogucki2039 MY COMMENT RELEVANCE!!
@@Dgero Now is 75 subs
Its SUPPOSED to be execution: a target. With the arrows casting a shadow. But 'cmon!
I love how he never lies in his dialogue
“I can definitely say this is the fastest submarine I’ve ever worked on.”
HR: *"We need someone a little more cut-throat for the high rankings."*
47: "You have no idea how cut-throat I am."
@@Millstone_a_child_of_God LOL
Yes, that's the joke :)
"We need someone who can DIVE into the character"
47: "Bro, it's what I do for a living"
"there's no right or wrong answer"
picks an answer
"good choice !"
The society we live in....
47 as an accountant? Now there's a scary thought.
There is such movie starring Ben Affleck :D
@@laytonvicars4606 The Accountant
@@wilton999 yep.
When they said accounting, I realized I've watched a phenomenal piece of comedy
You know you failed the test. The picture behind the head of the interviewers are to be matched with the ones displayed. The hitman card is execution. The Eagle is opportunity. The last card is the only one you got right.
Matching 2 is enough :)
@@grekiki if you match 2 then the last one would obviously be right
@@TuftyTaltan Not if the first (or second choice) is wrong, as in the video.
@@pkingo1 I meant if you match the first 2 correctly. There's no other other options so the third will follow
You can either get 0 right, 1 right, or 3 right.
Getting only 2 correct isn't possible
@@TuftyTaltan if you dont match the first card but get the other 2 right, or dont match the second card but get the first and last right, that would be getting only 2 cards right
I like how 47 is giving clues about his real job
Clues?
""He's got something in his hands. He's armed. Dual firearms, Large caliber pistols. It's me''
'I see a large pile of money, earned preforming... questionable.. Actions... It's what I do"
Nah bro, "confession" is the word you're looking for lmao.
if someone ever tells me i'm not suited for a job because of a couple pictures, i'm going to actually turn into agent 47.
This would probably be a lawsuit for unfair hiring practices.
Imagine if, right after he says "it's me," he pulls out two pistols and shoots them both
That's the high chaos run :)
Plot twist: 47 accepts the job and gives up being a hitman.
"mr. thomas, you can say anything you want"
"finally"
"In as much detail as possible"
I don't think you want that
"You're just not cut throat enough"
HE LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU HE SEES HIMSELF AS A HITMAN WHO JUST FINISHED A JOB!
i think the Vulture comment cut too close to the bone for them
These games were so much fun. I know they're flawed and full of glitches, but the underlying gameplay loop was just so exciting and fun.
It was an absolute mess in terms of stability and story but good god those different paths through every mission were really good.
Tbh, new Hitman games might be the most bug-free games I have ever played.
Nah bro. 47 saying “it’s me.” Was one of the coldest things I’d ever heard.
0:21 I love how 47 just stops there and is like "Bitch, who the fuck do you think you are?"
Interviewer: this is a standard personality test
47: I see a man with two high caliber pistols
this shows just exactly what he sees, what he feels, and what he knows. when you think about this, you can get sad and cold from this.
Incroyable.
I watched a review recently of this game where the guy was complimenting the game, that it wasn’t an assassin simulator, it was a killer simulator, and the devs now it well. That’s why they create these funny lines for 47 to say that are too on the nose for the player, but the npc’s are completely oblivious.
I think darkly humorous aspect is quite important for Agent 47.His dialogue wearing mascot-outfit in Hitman 2 is hilarious.
...not really. Agent 47 canonically just kills the person he needs to and leaves.
@@TheSultan1470 Canonically.
I’m talking about the game and how the average player experienced it.
Why did she have to diss 47 like that in the beginning? 😂
"on the a more positive note. I do think you will fit in perfectly with the more dry-witted accountants"
Bruh. She gon die.
47 has clearly been watching American Psycho one two many times.
I saw...
1. Same thing 47 saw.
2. An eagle attacking.
3. A whole lotta gravestones.
In the third image I saw a guy meditating in front of Chinese versions of the Easter Island statues.
@@rick7424 yea same
I thought the 3rd image was first person view holding a gun towards a target within a crowd. The thing on the bottom looks kinda like a gun
The third one looked like a big city to me. With a river in the middle.
@@rick7424 same
“Well sir you seem like a total psychopath with homicidal tendencies. I think you’d make a good accountant.”
My mother has been an accountant for as long as I can remember and I can confirm this is accurate.
"It's me" bro didn't even hesitate 💀
He’s not psychopath, he’s a professional.
Gotta say, for a personality test they really make it easy with the posters behind lmao
I always love the way 47 tells the truth about himself but with the correct wording so that nobody notices the ACTUAL truth
I love the fact that 47 didn’t hesitate to say “It’s me.” at 2:19
47: showing signs of a psychopathic serial killer
the bank: you are perfectly fit to be an accountant
"There is no pass or fail here, it's just a standard test to see how you fit into corporate culture" = You're not getting the job if you get this wrong.
Agent 47 as a hitman interviewing to be the bank's hitman.
They were really good with their observations landing him that Accounting job
The game developers are basically just trying to tell you that accountants are psychopaths.
The moment when she said he's out of her league, the moment he stopped immediately.. Emotional damage.
"Someone more cutthroat".
Even if 47 wasn't a trained killer, who the hell else goes into such graphic detail with the images? Clearly they were BS-ing him because they found him TOO cutthroat.
I love how they have the actual answers behind, my first time doing it I didn’t even notice it
His "particular set of skills"
I don't know what is more funny
The honesty of 47 or the fact that they hired him despite acting like a psychopath
It's like having an answer sheet and still getting the test wrong
“Fits in perfectly with accounting.” Now that’s a good joke!
"who is this person"
"me"
diana : damn it 47....
0:35 i wish they add a "keep up/walk with her/him" button to all games
I think the only game which has that (from what I've noticed) is Assassin's Creed: Revelations. During certain moments where you talk to a walking NPC, you can walk up to their side and then you'll start walking besides them automatically at the same pace.
But yeah, despite HITMAN 2 and 3 having a "slow walk" button, it actually makes you walk slower than the NPCs. I don't know why game devs keep doing this.
@@CootBusiness i think some of them dont mind these kinda stuff cuz they work inhuman conditions(rockstar devs) and forgot to add i mean i dont blame them but if they add it definitly improve things
47: It's me, I'm the killer I murdered that guy
Psychologist: uh-huh interesting go on
Funny thing about eagles they actually aren't very forceful still a bird of prey but they're kinda bad at it
So funny how he still gets a job after the interview 🤣
Doing a personality test for the HR
meanwhile I've been focused on how i miss the game being broken a.k.a the womans fucking head being off her neck
Mr. Rieper sure does know how to get a job (done)
I can't believe I just noticed the background three pictures are the choices in the test.
I swear 47 isn't even trying to be funny but I'm laughing so hard at this
He was amusing himself by toying with them,
almost tormenting them even,
Like playing with your prey before killing it...
Like a true psychopath [:
"There are no wrong answers" and..
"Not what we expected" :D
Average Birmingham Citizen getting a job
Are you stupid? That's not how you land a job dumbass
I see a guy that finished a job killing Its me lol
And, who is this man?
It's me
Nice
i love how the answers are right behind them
I DIDNT NOTICE THAT WHAT THE HECK
Funny how the framed pictures in the background tell you which to pick.
They're looking for someone "more cut-throat, who really dives into character". Yeah xD
"I feel like a new person"... literally
Agent 47 is almost ruthless enough to work on finance.
I did this so wrong the first time i didnt see the pictures on the wall. Straight up failed the test
"Don't worry, there are no wrong answers"
narrator: but there were wrong answers
Okay never played Hitman, but I love how the cards correspond to the paintings on the wall, that was amazingly done.
0:26 the tf was that
What you mean? The only thing i see may be that black line in the godrays popping up
@@johannesclips1685 i mean the thing she says 'you are way out of my league" to 47?
@@johnparody2950 haha
Took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize that the cards are meant to be the pictures behind them
Funny thing is, he was honest the whole time when he saw these images. Didn’t sugarcoat anything in the slightest
I want to believe that since they already gave 47 the antidote here, he is actually enjoying EVERY DAMN SECOND
They selected him straight away as they were afraid of their own lives 🌚
I like how the "Subdue" button appears during the conversation.
the 3rd card was for prosperity eagle for opportunity and 47 for execution, this triggered me
I feel like a lot of people are missing the point. Everything you see here is in his perspective. And every dialogue the other characters say is ALSO his perspective. They add the "cut throat" part in as a way to say how much he notices such words and thinks of it in another perspective. They don't do it as a joke. It describes what agent 47 notices.
The choices match the paintings in the background lmao just noticed it.
Agent 47 understands the "he's literally me" meme
The writers knew what they were doing making this sequence
Weird one picture is 47 with dual pistols when he doesn't ever have those in the trilogy. Shame, they fit him more than that single black pistol, he likes to still have a bit of flair
Damn, I'm even worse than 47 I guess. I saw a group of people standing over a person bleeding out in the last one. Guess I'm a psychopath
its ok bro, I saw a board room of people with a body on the table TT
I saw a guy meditating, and thought the things on the side were some kind of ritual rocks😂😂😂
I like how his responces are perfectly curated with the background paintings.
Call of duty players in an interview for a job at walmart.
I just notice that the pictures behind the interviewer represents the answer....
I like how the posters in the back are probably a hint for getting the best outcome- idk I havent played the game but its just right there in my face with the tag lines corresponding to the images
Well, that’s one way to “kill it” at an interview for evil multimillion dollar corporation. If I was a Bond villain who got killed by 47, you can’t blame me for hiring him. His answers where on the mark.