I made this recipe and made a few substitutions. I replaced the sugar with water; the meringue with a block of ramen noodles; the vanilla and salt with a seasoning packet; and season's joy with despair. This actually made Santa cry. He now hates me and said I get coal for the rest of my life. :c(
Coal is a better present anyway. You can use it for heating or to make electricity. So, coal is actually useful. Try heating or making electricity with toys. Oh, wait, that's right, you can't.
"Hey there grandchild! What delicious treat do you fancy right now?" "... not noug-" "THAT'S RIGHT! You want NOUGAT! Have a bucketfull of tasty mouth-watering hearty nougat!" And yes, in this hypothetical nougat-based future you make it by the bucket.
Lol, I'm only in my early 30's, am child-free, have no nieces or nephews, and yet have become the one who bakes cookies for Christmas. I send them to my brothers, grand parents and my mom (and a close friend of hers who also gives baking stuff). I felt so happy doing it last year, now, I'm realizing I just aged myself 😅. I still sent them this year too, though...I make monster cookies. Next year, maybe I'll add eyeballs and mouths to the cookies to give them a Nightmare Before Christmas feel.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Some tips from an expert in the field. - Slightly stretch arms & legs of gingerbread/shortbread/anybread people to give that uncanny valley feeling - Add soulless smiles to inanimate objects like bells, xmas trees, and mistletoe - When you don't have enough dough left to fit any of your cutters, if you take the remaining scraps of cookie dough, just sort of roughly scrunch them, & plop them on the cookie sheet, they'll come out looking a lot like parasites Merry Christmas :)
i have one of your YSAC mugs. had a therapy appointment on tuesday via zoom, went to take a sip, and my therapist burst into giggles at the 'you suck at cooking' text printed on it (and then laughed harder when i turned it round to show her the gently weeping face on the other side). thanks for making my therapist laugh. despite my best efforts, i can usually only elicit an uncomfortable yet compassionate expression from her. merry christmas, king!
@@thebirdofhermesk5874 i bought it a couple of years ago now - i also just tried looking it up but it appears the only thing available to purchase is the cookbook (which i would highly recommend). it seems no other merch is being sold at the moment :(
I bought the Pepper Pepper Pepper shirt when it was available. I made the mistake of wearing it while cleaning and splattered it with bleach. It now looks like Salt and Pepper Pepper Pepper, but I love it anyway.
I got the Good Bye Everybody by Pimblokto mug before it went off the shelves, one of my favorite mugs to this day. I read his cookbook but I need to buy it
I recommend putting a sheet of edible paper at the top and bottom of the nougat slab when it's still soft, to prevent it from sticking to surfaces which include but are not limited to: the table, the plate, your fingers, your uncle's fingers, your little brother's mouth, the old dusty book you're gonna serve it on because all your nice plates are dirty and you're not a provident person so you didn't wash them.
i will never make nougat in my life but it will not stop me from watching the entire video and then going back and binging all the other ones for the 5th time
This is so so so so so so good I love making homemade nougat with pistachios and candy cane fudge. A note: if you put a damp towel around the bottom of your bowl it won't move when mixing, wether with a mixer or a spoon, whatever!
Been a while since I checked in, but you were pretty much the reason I got into cooking for fun as well as for the boring nutritional stuff. Hope your next year's a good one, man.
Your video, music and colorful narrative put a smile on my face during this stressful holiday period. Just the detox I needed. Thank you, Ysac 😊. I won't have the time to make this beautiful nougat but it won't matter. Your video just made my heart feel lighter and that's all that matters.
I just wanna say, as a trained chef I truly enjoy and look forward to your videos. You never fail to crack me up. Thank you for all the time and effort you put in.
It is. Home made cookies w sugar halved; s much better for u. No frosting. A bit of jam or apples in q gob makes sweet enuf cookies. Accept today! We need 🕐 Christmas cookies! Avoid stores today. Crowds will giv u the flu. Also at return time..wait a week. Qvoid crowds, make life easier for store and UPS personnel. Happy N.Y. kids.
looking through all my subscriptions that have been here since middle school, im 21 now and am happy to see ur still posting i loved ur videos and am now shedding a tear
You know I’m curious that, if it’s true that he has a family and all, I wonder what they’re thinking when they see their dad doing all this weird stuff like sticking plates and cups to the wall.
@@norfnorf3819 What a brilliant deduction! What would TH-cam do without such intelligent commenters as yourself? Man, thank you for all you do!!! The world NEEDS you!
2:30 oh yeah, try tempering chocolate and then realizing you didn't have your mold ready with lustre dust so you have to color it real fast and now the chocolate is hardened, with the metal spoon still in it so you have to dig that out before you can microwave it to soften it again. So much fun. At least I know my chocolate was successfully in temper.
*"Life too short to measure your nuts"* What a quote, especially after November ended xD What a tasty glu- nougat!! The outro is never disappointing too!!
great recipe !! i find adding a spoonful of gunpowder to be most beneficial as it keeps the nougat chewy for longer ! it also adds a wonderful popping sensation in the mouth :)
Turn your pan upside down, fold your paper on the outside, fold corners neatly, turn your pan over, drop your liner into the pan. TA DA!!! ❤️. Awesome video, love the plant decos and the song, fun!
I love your videos, and this one is one of my favorites! Thank you for brightening up our day with your wisdom and humor. Have a wonderful Christmas (if appropriate) or whatever.
Try wiping your knife with a bit of vegetable oil before cutting your nougat! It will still stick, but less so. I love nougat, you funny man! And thanks for the laugh! (a grandma who makes nougat every month, sometimes every week during one month, because who has time to wait for Christmas to enjoy nougat, this traditional Christmas candy?)
Whoa, hang on, you've said before that vanilla is the ketchup of baking. Now you're saying it's the salt of baking? I'm starting to suspect you might not know what you're talking about. 🤣
1:38 in fact molten sugar can cause 4th degree burns. You didn't even know there was a burn past third degree did you? I didn't until I learned that fact. Super dangerous, making my ow caramel kinda terrifies me.
i am allergic to both nuts and eggs so this was a little bit pointless for me to watch but the song at the end made it all worth it. a ysac episode with a song at the end is the always the best
Can we just realize that Santa needs to be brought up on charges? lol The dude is a creep! 😂 I honestly didn’t know it was this easy to make and I totally appreciate your holiday aloe tree, lol.
0:49 Actually, Conifers do great in arid climates. It's the warmth that's an issue, & even then only because deciduous outcompete them because of the "fruit" thing.
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Things I learned today:
1) Eating glue is acceptable as long as the glue is made out of food
2) HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY
and Nougat isn't a painter from the past.😂
3) how to safely handle hydrogenated oxygen
Happy all the things to you!
You too
You too
U 2
thank you
And also to you
I made this recipe and made a few substitutions. I replaced the sugar with water; the meringue with a block of ramen noodles; the vanilla and salt with a seasoning packet; and season's joy with despair. This actually made Santa cry. He now hates me and said I get coal for the rest of my life. :c(
coal is hella expensive rn, you're lucky
Coal is a better present anyway. You can use it for heating or to make electricity. So, coal is actually useful. Try heating or making electricity with toys. Oh, wait, that's right, you can't.
@@hamsterama or he got kidnapped by santa and then sold to the coal mines 💀
@@binhvan4893 I don't think he got kidnapped by Santa. Santa doesn't allow his prisoners to have cellphones or access to the internet.
@@hamsterama Why does this sound like you have experience with this?
beautiful. I’ll probably just buy a 3 musketeers, but one day when I retire all I’ll do is make nougat for my relatives.
"Hey there grandchild! What delicious treat do you fancy right now?"
"... not noug-"
"THAT'S RIGHT! You want NOUGAT! Have a bucketfull of tasty mouth-watering hearty nougat!"
And yes, in this hypothetical nougat-based future you make it by the bucket.
Lol, I'm only in my early 30's, am child-free, have no nieces or nephews, and yet have become the one who bakes cookies for Christmas. I send them to my brothers, grand parents and my mom (and a close friend of hers who also gives baking stuff). I felt so happy doing it last year, now, I'm realizing I just aged myself 😅. I still sent them this year too, though...I make monster cookies. Next year, maybe I'll add eyeballs and mouths to the cookies to give them a Nightmare Before Christmas feel.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Some tips from an expert in the field.
- Slightly stretch arms & legs of gingerbread/shortbread/anybread people to give that uncanny valley feeling
- Add soulless smiles to inanimate objects like bells, xmas trees, and mistletoe
- When you don't have enough dough left to fit any of your cutters, if you take the remaining scraps of cookie dough, just sort of roughly scrunch them, & plop them on the cookie sheet, they'll come out looking a lot like parasites
Merry Christmas :)
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 30s* No apostrophe. 😛
@@chillaxTF LOL! Thanks for the tips!
i have one of your YSAC mugs. had a therapy appointment on tuesday via zoom, went to take a sip, and my therapist burst into giggles at the 'you suck at cooking' text printed on it (and then laughed harder when i turned it round to show her the gently weeping face on the other side). thanks for making my therapist laugh. despite my best efforts, i can usually only elicit an uncomfortable yet compassionate expression from her. merry christmas, king!
Where can you get the ysac mugs i looked iz up but only found his cookbook
@@thebirdofhermesk5874 i bought it a couple of years ago now - i also just tried looking it up but it appears the only thing available to purchase is the cookbook (which i would highly recommend). it seems no other merch is being sold at the moment :(
I bought the Pepper Pepper Pepper shirt when it was available. I made the mistake of wearing it while cleaning and splattered it with bleach. It now looks like Salt and Pepper Pepper Pepper, but I love it anyway.
@@rosepeaceful thanks anyway
I got the Good Bye Everybody by Pimblokto mug before it went off the shelves, one of my favorite mugs to this day. I read his cookbook but I need to buy it
Your book is incredible.
Thank you
Also inedible...
@@shivvy11 you did not have to do him like that
@@我要吃你的狗 No no the book is infact inedible
@@shivvy11 You can grow your own food with it if you use it for compost
I hate nougat but I’m still so excited about this video. Bandaid aloe is beautiful.
Much truth in that song in the end. Remember, kids, no matter how much someone is hurting you, adults will never want to hear you complain about it.
I thought this might be fun to make for my mum, but it looks too difficult so I think I'll just buy some
whats too hard about frothing an egg, heating some sugar honey and a little bit of water then mix them up 💀
@@mikejugo8354 I don't have an electric mixer
@@rachelle10 oh understandable sorry i didnt think about how much of a pain it would be to do it manually my bad
Get her q box of ***Pot a Golds. 3 kinda now. The Turtles are great . Sm.but so good . And cheap.
@@rachelle10 Ise q wire whisk which works if u work .
I recommend putting a sheet of edible paper at the top and bottom of the nougat slab when it's still soft, to prevent it from sticking to surfaces which include but are not limited to: the table, the plate, your fingers, your uncle's fingers, your little brother's mouth, the old dusty book you're gonna serve it on because all your nice plates are dirty and you're not a provident person so you didn't wash them.
So that's why it's usually covered in chocolate! You're so smart.
Can you service my lawnmower?
YSAC videos are the only christmas present I need
That and alcohol and sex.
i will never make nougat in my life but it will not stop me from watching the entire video and then going back and binging all the other ones for the 5th time
TWO DAYS AGO FOUR LIKES NO REPLYS YOU ARE A HUGE INSPIRATION MAN!
This is so so so so so so good I love making homemade nougat with pistachios and candy cane fudge. A note: if you put a damp towel around the bottom of your bowl it won't move when mixing, wether with a mixer or a spoon, whatever!
That's an excellent tip.
bandaid aloe is by far the best Christmas vegetal organism
Be careful how you say that sentence. You definitely don’t want to say it fast ten times because it becomes a NC-17 rated sentence.
The amount of work you put into this channel is inspiring.
The song at the end is the most realistic Christmas song I’ve ever heard
Few things brighten my day more than a new YSAC video
Love that you added your singing at the end again! I've missed your wacky little songs so much :D What a treat.
the fact that he decorated an aloe plant with chickpeas, carrots, and bandaids just for 3 seperate jokes is the meaning of dedication
Been a while since I checked in, but you were pretty much the reason I got into cooking for fun as well as for the boring nutritional stuff. Hope your next year's a good one, man.
That's awesome. Hope you have a great year too!
Can’t even pick a favourite line from this one because there are so many. I love your cooking/baking show, YSAC!
Yellow dart frog got to most of us
@@MeTreesndirt As a dart frog fan, I quite enjoyed that one!
Dude, you're hilarious!
The molecular slower downer. The a lie "Christmas" trees. 🤣🤣
This is the 1st video of yours I've ever seen.
Subscribed.
Oh do watch them all.
Merry Christmas, YSAC. You make my day better every time. Thankful this holiday season for you.
Your video, music and colorful narrative put a smile on my face during this stressful holiday period. Just the detox I needed. Thank you, Ysac 😊. I won't have the time to make this beautiful nougat but it won't matter. Your video just made my heart feel lighter and that's all that matters.
FINALLY A SONG AS THE OUTRO AGAIN IM SO HAPPY
Saying that bridging santa and rabbits is like life and death incinuates that santa is an omen of death and frankly i’m here for it
Considering what each holiday represents, I'd have to say that the Easter Bunny is actually the omen of death 🤔
I just wanna say, as a trained chef I truly enjoy and look forward to your videos. You never fail to crack me up.
Thank you for all the time and effort you put in.
Always funny. How he keeps coming up with original ideas is amazing.
Watching someone make caramel really solidifies just HOW MUCH SUGAR is in candy. It's insane.
It is. Home made cookies w sugar halved; s much better for u. No frosting. A bit of jam or apples in q gob makes sweet enuf cookies. Accept today! We need 🕐 Christmas cookies!
Avoid stores today. Crowds will giv u the flu. Also at return time..wait a week.
Qvoid crowds, make life easier for store and UPS personnel.
Happy N.Y. kids.
@@MeTreesndirt you okay??
@@MeTreesndirt drugs, don't do them often. :D
Ah yes, Santa... the ultimate gaslighter.
I tried the chocolate buying method. Turned out very delicious. Looking forward to this year's family drama.
"Sugar-free hydrogenated oxygen" is my favorite new name for water.
Man how I wish you could make more videos. These bring me pure joy
looking through all my subscriptions that have been here since middle school, im 21 now and am happy to see ur still posting i loved ur videos and am now shedding a tear
Making a joke about Christmas and Easter being life and death was actually so intelligent it fried my brain for a few minutes
Run the knife under hot water before every several slices…Love your ridiculously funny cooking videos… 🥕
Loving the return of the musical outro for this episode.
Santa doesn't want you to Express your emotions 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I appreciate how you said “F the cooking man!” Yet you are the cooking man. Also, that nougat had impressive glue capabilities.
You know I’m curious that, if it’s true that he has a family and all, I wonder what they’re thinking when they see their dad doing all this weird stuff like sticking plates and cups to the wall.
They’re thinking: oh man that’s gonna be the most difficult thing we've had to clean up yet
@@yousuckatcookingthat's all I was thinking about when I saw it. Totally tracks.
I do believe he is still at the kid stage of family. Not one of his own as yet
I love the fact that you exist
This guy’s humor is so perfect for this channel. 👍
it is his channel 🤔
@@norfnorf3819 What a brilliant deduction! What would TH-cam do without such intelligent commenters as yourself? Man, thank you for all you do!!! The world NEEDS you!
@@thegodofpez it seems i struck a chord with TheGodOfPez, yeesh!
Heyyyy I made this as a present. She loved it and so did I. Thank you very much.
Thank you for this special holiday musical extravaganza episode. It totally doesn't suck!
2:30 oh yeah, try tempering chocolate and then realizing you didn't have your mold ready with lustre dust so you have to color it real fast and now the chocolate is hardened, with the metal spoon still in it so you have to dig that out before you can microwave it to soften it again. So much fun. At least I know my chocolate was successfully in temper.
This song needs to make it to the radio. It is my new favourite.
Love what you're doing.
*"Life too short to measure your nuts"* What a quote, especially after November ended xD
What a tasty glu- nougat!! The outro is never disappointing too!!
I sure hope Pimblokto is spending the holidays with others and mixing up his own batch of nougat. No one can separate an egg like good ol' Pimblokto.
I really miss Pimblokto
We all loved him. That was the idea. He was YSQCs alter ego.
The carefully guised seething resentment of nougat in this video is what the true spirit of Christmas is about.
"Life is to short to measure your nuts"
That hit hard ngl
There is no such thing as easy nougat, there is only nougat that is temporarily convenient.
I'm convinced by now that you, my guy, are completely crazy. The best type of crazy, but still. Keep up the great work.
Anyone else eagerly waiting to see the rest of the egg crime series
HURRAY for the return of the out-tune!!! Love your vids! Happy Holidays
great recipe !! i find adding a spoonful of gunpowder to be most beneficial as it keeps the nougat chewy for longer ! it also adds a wonderful popping sensation in the mouth :)
Instructions unclear. Used C-4, now I have 23 agents from various three-letter agencies eating my nougats.
@@lairdcummings9092 Santa's looking a little different this year...
But only if your saliva is made of fire. Or lava, I guess.
@@a.w.4708 flint dentures.
This is the first and likely only time I'll ever see someone rhyme "esophagus" and "tobogganing".
Here's to a bit of colon binding this holiday season.... Cheers 🍻
The aloe tree was really clever. I may do that next year
Oh sorry the Christmas Aloe™ just came through so you won't be able to
Turn your pan upside down, fold your paper on the outside, fold corners neatly, turn your pan over, drop your liner into the pan. TA DA!!! ❤️. Awesome video, love the plant decos and the song, fun!
We need a playlist of these songs
uploads from this channel always make me happy
I'm a little obsessed with nougat, so thanks for this. Hope you're having a wonderful holiday season so far.
I needed that YSAC
song in my life! I can now look forward to Christmas !
All I want for Christmas is a YSAC album.
I love your videos, and this one is one of my favorites! Thank you for brightening up our day with your wisdom and humor. Have a wonderful Christmas (if appropriate) or whatever.
Happy holidays dude, thanks for all the smiles. Truly.
I like the commitment in these videos. Like the small amount of blood on band-aid aloe plant that probably didn't come from trying to cut the nougat.
This is the best Christmas gift I could’ve asked for
Try wiping your knife with a bit of vegetable oil before cutting your nougat! It will still stick, but less so. I love nougat, you funny man! And thanks for the laugh! (a grandma who makes nougat every month, sometimes every week during one month, because who has time to wait for Christmas to enjoy nougat, this traditional Christmas candy?)
a song at the end is all I wanted for Christmas 😭😭 thank you ysac
Never failed to entertain me since 2016, merry holidays, guy!
As a santa, i can confirm these lyrics accurately depict our outlook
Sugar Lava is dangerous 🔥 it's a Christmas Miracle you didn't burn yourself
Hail Santa 🎅 🙌
I made this today! I actually can’t believe how easy it was and how well it turned out!
love the aloe fashion show, I think you can have a career as a very specific type of decorator
Really loved the song
I love the Christmas spirited puns
never heard a poison dart frog joke before but I'm here for it 😂
How does that happen? Do they spit a poison salad va?
Ha! Funny type o. Saliva
This makes me inexplicably happy and a little depressed at the same time.
Whoa, hang on, you've said before that vanilla is the ketchup of baking. Now you're saying it's the salt of baking? I'm starting to suspect you might not know what you're talking about. 🤣
I think I just found the recipe I'll make for after the holidays. It's not quite a braise, but almost a glaze, and definitely not maize.
god the intro is beautiful
Torrone! I grew up on this stuff, it's the best!
A new episode of YSAC? It's like an early Christmas present!
Right on time, I was looking for a recipe for wallpaper paste.
It's not Christmas until YSAC posts 🥰
Dude I just had this type of nougat for the first time the other day, i’m irrationally excited to see this in my feed LOL
YSAC cooking up a brand-new classic Christmas song, an all-time seasonal banger
1:38 in fact molten sugar can cause 4th degree burns. You didn't even know there was a burn past third degree did you? I didn't until I learned that fact. Super dangerous, making my ow caramel kinda terrifies me.
i am allergic to both nuts and eggs so this was a little bit pointless for me to watch but the song at the end made it all worth it. a ysac episode with a song at the end is the always the best
Thank you for not making me cry with another Pimblokto video.
Thanks for sharing this amazing recipe ❣️ I just ate half a bar of butter
"...and 1.5 tablespoons of sugar-free hydrogenated oxygen."
It took me WAY too long y'all 😅
Can we just realize that Santa needs to be brought up on charges? lol The dude is a creep! 😂 I honestly didn’t know it was this easy to make and I totally appreciate your holiday aloe tree, lol.
The seasonally(?) decorated aloe is goals
0:49
Actually, Conifers do great in arid climates. It's the warmth that's an issue, & even then only because deciduous outcompete them because of the "fruit" thing.
'The fruit thing' 😅
+ Rara Avis
That's what distinguishes angiosperms from all other plants.
How I've missed a classic YSAC end of video song 💕
Aloe Plant... The world's most versatile living decoration...
always love your videos