Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

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  • @yousuckatcooking
    @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +9152

    I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

    • @lightningboltyoutube7238
      @lightningboltyoutube7238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL

    • @lightningboltyoutube7238
      @lightningboltyoutube7238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Your the best even if you did forget a clip

    • @oatm3ql
      @oatm3ql 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Can i use the blood of seven ceiling fans that are going through a midlife crisis? Its all I have on hand at the moment.

    • @soulreaper1945
      @soulreaper1945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You Suck At Cooking can it be done with chocolate chips

    • @jessies3236
      @jessies3236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Soul Reaper yes!

  • @walklikearobot
    @walklikearobot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8716

    "I meant this as a joke but it actually works perfect"
    ...basically this entire channel tho

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      The fact that he basically made a pastry cutter with knives so he could look like Wolverine made it flawless ;u;

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Love when he breaks character

    • @anooska888
      @anooska888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yope

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Though* Is it that hard to use actual words?

    • @walklikearobot
      @walklikearobot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@englishatheart ye

  • @MrNatypoop
    @MrNatypoop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2499

    "give them space to express themselves, because change is inevitable"... I felt that bro.

    • @VCRK888
      @VCRK888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SkateFastEatAss I am inevitable

    • @christstwin6606
      @christstwin6606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@VCRK888 and im KanyeWest

    • @joegunbie938
      @joegunbie938 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your name gives me life

    • @boredcast5149
      @boredcast5149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro...

    • @ldm673
      @ldm673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know. That was so deep but also great cooking advice for baking cookies, scones etc. This channel has layers.

  • @yousuckatcooking
    @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4873

    Do you pronounce it scone or scone?

    • @vvkool9653
      @vvkool9653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      I pronounce it scoon

    • @boi_nah
      @boi_nah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      You Suck At Cooking scone.

    • @blunttrauma5300
      @blunttrauma5300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      Yes

    • @Qwerasd
      @Qwerasd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Scone

    • @heinzarniaung2915
      @heinzarniaung2915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I pronounce it as scone

  • @slushie2857
    @slushie2857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6329

    My dad has been in prison for 4 years because he smuggled a croissant back to Ireland from France please bring him back he's an innocent man

    • @terrenmaplethorpe4001
      @terrenmaplethorpe4001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Slushie you just admitted his crime planning treason against the Queen.

    • @antisocialboy3756
      @antisocialboy3756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Slushie you'll need 34 shekels to bail him out, lassie

    • @cheddaboyant7817
      @cheddaboyant7817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@terrenmaplethorpe4001 Ireland has no queen

    • @terrenmaplethorpe4001
      @terrenmaplethorpe4001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@cheddaboyant7817 The legitimate Ireland does. ;)

    • @amaniabdishakur290
      @amaniabdishakur290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Northern Ireland is under the queen’s rule but the republic is not

  • @mjkoo3306
    @mjkoo3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5102

    Fun fact: “ondo” actually means temperature in korean(온도) so his ondo fourhundo thing kinda makes sense to a korean like me

    • @НякойНякойси-з9з
      @НякойНякойси-з9з 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

      "I meant this as a joke but it actually works perfect"

    • @randomm928
      @randomm928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @cyanwaterr Haha seconded
      보는 한국인이 은근 있네요?!

    • @euibincho5213
      @euibincho5213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Randomm
      ... uh...
      저도 한글애요.

    • @juul27
      @juul27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @cyanwaterr I suck at speaking korean but I'm korean too so uh, hi 😔✌

    • @somehuman6573
      @somehuman6573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ah, korean club, except I dont know any korean. .. scratch that, I know undo now XD

  • @3p1cand3rs0n
    @3p1cand3rs0n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    I have adopted the leftover crumbles and now they are living happily in their forever home.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Huge mistake.

    • @vio_late
      @vio_late 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I thought they grew up to be gang leaders and millionaires

    • @Cloverleaf42
      @Cloverleaf42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That’s called their “scome.” Welcome to the scone rescue community

    • @bickledcorn
      @bickledcorn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A forever "scome"

    • @JennsCorner777
      @JennsCorner777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vio_late They are they're the Scone version of Yakuza

  • @danielhawkins2796
    @danielhawkins2796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    I finally had the courage to try making these scones, turned out great!!!

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

      I always believed in you Dan

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Did you add salt?

    • @awsomeperson850
      @awsomeperson850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i have an uncle named dan who introduced me to this channell. just a cool tidbit.

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@awsomeperson850 your uncle must be cool

    • @cwdhj4852
      @cwdhj4852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ummm, it's actually scones*

  • @RedRiotRoss
    @RedRiotRoss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3050

    Man didnt think I'd be relating to leftover scone dough today

    • @olgierdvoneverec4135
      @olgierdvoneverec4135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RedRiot i did

    • @MrCaptainDiggs
      @MrCaptainDiggs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Welcome to the club. We meet on Tuesdays.

    • @ferretappreciator
      @ferretappreciator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I, personally, relate to egg shells

    • @CodyLetdown
      @CodyLetdown 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Losers

    • @RedRiotRoss
      @RedRiotRoss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You can tell cody is really cool from his photo

  • @ddfb494355
    @ddfb494355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    As a Scot I can verify that payment can be, and is often made in scones. As such we leave them plain to carry in our pockets cleanly and give the toppings depending on the value.
    Though exchanges vary across council zones, common values are;
    Plain - Hapney
    Marmalade - 4 Dubloon
    Strawberry jam - 17 shekels
    All of the above - the dugs bullocks

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Thank you this is very useful.

    • @dillonarmstrong9840
      @dillonarmstrong9840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nosareld, you bloody beat me to the comment.😢

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nosareld do you carry the toppings in a jar or something?

    • @urgerd-m8g
      @urgerd-m8g 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nosareld as another Scot I agree with your very logical Scot comment

    • @hamishjackson9354
      @hamishjackson9354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nosareld what if I wanted to buy a scone? Would I use scones to buy a scone?

  • @avanda.7070
    @avanda.7070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    theses videos make me crave food I've never had

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Try some.

    • @markosthepooper2163
      @markosthepooper2163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @alex-py9rw
      @alex-py9rw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      youve never had a scone?

    • @vafflin851
      @vafflin851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i have also never eaten a scone... except i live in Puerto Rico and theres not alot of good food here

    • @skychan3645
      @skychan3645 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never had a scone

  • @starRushi
    @starRushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    The number of times you says "I meant this as a joke but it's actually really useful" is just a testament to your secret genius

    • @khem8998
      @khem8998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least once

  • @Desi-qw9fc
    @Desi-qw9fc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Hiya, some tips from a pastry chef:
    1. You should do some folding of the dough to get the smoothest top surface that you can. A smooth top surface will create a pretty scone, not a rough one. But be careful of over-working it.
    2. You don’t need parchment paper on the tray if you flour it directly.
    3. You actually don’t want to space scones out. You want them just touching on the tray so that they can help each other rise up straight. This is especially important if you make round scones, they like to flop over.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Thank you, sir.

    • @IAceHighI
      @IAceHighI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I read this comment is his voice and it kind of works.

    • @issa.cl0wn270
      @issa.cl0wn270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      John Smith I have a feeling you’re gonna be in his video

    • @ShogunGin0
      @ShogunGin0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      You clearly don't suck at cooking. Go. Your kind aren't welcome here.

    • @Gary_Johnson
      @Gary_Johnson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      so that's why the ice cream scone didn't work

  • @morganlemons1694
    @morganlemons1694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2463

    "These was meant like a joke but it actually worked" lol

    • @victorialeon6701
      @victorialeon6701 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daddy Lemon. Whats up?

    • @Panda-yp5jl
      @Panda-yp5jl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Justin Y was here to

    • @therandomotaku8783
      @therandomotaku8783 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Morgan Lemons yas

    • @MoniBahaa
      @MoniBahaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      All YSAC recipes actually work.

    • @SilentMott
      @SilentMott 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      How's your face doing?

  • @rhyme5041
    @rhyme5041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    puts out consistent, reliable, genuine content always.

  • @daniellae0
    @daniellae0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    2:22 i’ve never seen this dude break character until today

    • @SamadiThishakyasamsix984
      @SamadiThishakyasamsix984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      and he sounds so cute while saying it too, blessed :'^)

    • @SC-hk6bs
      @SC-hk6bs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He has emotions?

  • @OoTaLs
    @OoTaLs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    I saw the stone scones and didn't even question it

    • @kc8724
      @kc8724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      StrawberRhe literally i thought they were actual scones

    • @Kara20000
      @Kara20000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yay same

    • @vertical7747
      @vertical7747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those are the same texture as my mother in law’s

  • @JoeSavySC2
    @JoeSavySC2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    I messed up and cut on the parchment paper. I thought I was better. I was wrong.

  • @avsaucyboi9733
    @avsaucyboi9733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3065

    As a man who watched the video, let me tell ya. I watched the video

    • @nicename7623
      @nicename7623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A Vsaucy Boi I've seen you before

    • @jonymarjoram4092
      @jonymarjoram4092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      As someone who read your comment, let me tell ya. I read your comment

    • @cooking1.586
      @cooking1.586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      As someone who heard you read his comment, let me tell ya. I heard you read his comment.

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      As someone who realised this little chain of comments happening here, let me tell ya. I realised this little chain of comments happening here.

    • @loulou3467
      @loulou3467 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAH

  • @zarrenhattery6038
    @zarrenhattery6038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    This video inspired me to become a cook. It was one of the first videos I watched that actually gave me the motivation to change my career path, and now I’m in culinary school. Thank you.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      WHOA that's amazing!! Wishing you all the best :)

    • @akshala
      @akshala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is so wholesome wtf I’m crying

    • @skimbeeble8115
      @skimbeeble8115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeah

    • @getmine9490
      @getmine9490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How’s it going brother? Hope you’re enjoying it!

    • @zarrenhattery6038
      @zarrenhattery6038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@getmine9490 I’m on my second year now and I’m loving it. Soon I’ll be on my way to a trade degree and hopefully I can get a few scholarships for my bachelors. Crazy to think a TH-cam video would change my career path, but I’m glad it did!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    You should keep the crumbs, if given enough time they will mature into full grown scones.

    • @milothegoat280
      @milothegoat280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dead youtuber

    • @ngyes2904
      @ngyes2904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Go away

    • @filipsandrejevs9549
      @filipsandrejevs9549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4th on your coment

    • @eggomyweggo6576
      @eggomyweggo6576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I did this with leftover popcorn kernels. Wouldn’t it be funny if they grew up, became sentient, and were holding my family and I hostage? Hahahahahahahelpushaha

    • @dickmeatbootysack2165
      @dickmeatbootysack2165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Justin Y. Seriously though, stop. Stop invading youtubers I love

  • @MYG
    @MYG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1959

    I feel like you might be misleading us with a few of those facts.

    • @lovelyrodriguez2190
      @lovelyrodriguez2190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bronze Yeah, that's what we usually get here.

    • @anniejo9606
      @anniejo9606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      wrong

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      He has a food doctorate, all information here is 100% correct and reliable.

    • @happynoob4069
      @happynoob4069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bronze woosh

    • @displaymynameas554
      @displaymynameas554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Happy Noob woosh

  • @iea96
    @iea96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Just watched it. Now I can go back to missing YSAC.

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right? RIP unless he’s doing another collab with Babish...

    • @Warmfireandtea
      @Warmfireandtea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I enjoyed it even more second view. Squash was first and it was more out there. 2nd was corn..more outdoor adventure story .
      They are memorable. All so different.

  • @cassiusdossett592
    @cassiusdossett592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    As a Scottish man I can safely say scones are definitely our currency

    • @_sunflower_4900
      @_sunflower_4900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jeff how many scones for a house?

    • @janea5898
      @janea5898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s bad ass 😆

    • @justandrei1939
      @justandrei1939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@_sunflower_4900 scones equivalent to 860k dabloons

    • @christophedenisleet3007
      @christophedenisleet3007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cassius Dossett and dabloons?

    • @mathewbrandrick1321
      @mathewbrandrick1321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i did the math and thats about (very roughly) 4 scones = $1600 cad or 1,029.92 euros

  • @mordicai9867
    @mordicai9867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "I meant this as a joke but it works perfectly" lmao

    • @DalgonaC
      @DalgonaC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Title of his mix tape.

  • @trickycrayon
    @trickycrayon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    YSAC DAY IS MY FAVORITE DAY

    • @kayleecakes318
      @kayleecakes318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      trickycrayon Favorite day of the year...am I right?

  • @emilysmithnguyen3725
    @emilysmithnguyen3725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    My 11-year old son saw this video and has been begging me for over a week to make this recipe! We had to do some modifications because I'm gluten free AND dairy free! (I tried to persuade him to use a different recipe that had already been adapted, but he loved this video too much and refused, so we gave it a try!) We used GF flour, Earth Balance vegan buttery spread (in place of butter) and made our own dairy free cashew cream (with blended soaked/raw cashews and oat milk). I admittedly tried to salvage as many of the leftover crumbs that I could, but there were still some that met their garbage fate! These lemon blueberry scones turned out amazing! Easily the best scones I've ever had!

  • @skinnytoothpick350
    @skinnytoothpick350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I actually made these
    And they were the best

    • @vincentnghiem439
      @vincentnghiem439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nice, did you use half and half for the cream or heavy cream?

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vincentnghiem439 your last name sounds like stepping on a lego. i'm sure you're cool though uwu

  • @KairiHawkeye
    @KairiHawkeye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The production value of the rolling scones were immense

  • @mooretimeinthekitchen7635
    @mooretimeinthekitchen7635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Scottish scones can be found inhabiting the same hilly terrain as the common haggis, in the highlands of Scotland.

  • @YangKaruna
    @YangKaruna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Watching Scone on a phone makes me hungry

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rori Runacon oh my gosh you're here

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _"When hentai meets food"_

    • @icurm5862
      @icurm5862 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The thing DANDAN THE DANDAN likes the most a colab between hentai and food... :I

    • @bumbjtch6669
      @bumbjtch6669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watching Scone on a phone makes me moan

    • @icurm5862
      @icurm5862 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? Bye... same thing as you did :I

  • @kat1565
    @kat1565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    “Look, you weren’t good enough, fast enough or sticky enough, and you *missed* your chance. There’s *no second chances with scones.* “

    • @Richard-mq7wf
      @Richard-mq7wf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stop talking about my sexlife... or the lack thereof 😭

    • @aeyakieduenas1331
      @aeyakieduenas1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That scene made me decide that if I ever make scones, I'll just knead the crumbs in the dough and pretend I did nothing. I just feel so sorry

  • @mathmusicminecraft
    @mathmusicminecraft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    The war isn't about the prononciation of scone. That would be _stupid_
    It's about whether you put jam on first then the cream, or the cream on first then the jam. Do your research. Honestly.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      Ah right, that make sense. It's similar to the war on when you add the tea bag; before or after the water. Another thing that makes zero difference.

    • @mathmusicminecraft
      @mathmusicminecraft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      exactly!! us brits only go to war over things that matter!!

    • @seedycave
      @seedycave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      TotallyMature or if you use cream and jam or eat it plain. I go plain. Fight me

    • @droppedspaghetti8005
      @droppedspaghetti8005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I've never heard of anyone arguing over that. The pronunciation argument is real and as fierce as it ever was.

    • @Ac3Mustang
      @Ac3Mustang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tf kinda "cream" do you use? The only cream i can think of as an american is like coffee cream or the cream in a carton

  • @kaybrown4010
    @kaybrown4010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Before baking, brush the tops of scones with a tiny bit of cream and sprinkle unrefined sugar on top for extra carbs. None of us get enough carbs.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That’s a great tip. Also put it on bread.

    • @Warmfireandtea
      @Warmfireandtea 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wynona Fudd .
      sugar isn't carb. But how true we eat too much of it. Ha!

  • @emmawhitworth1679
    @emmawhitworth1679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    As a Brit, I'm frankly appalled that you didn't rub the butter into the flour with your fingers. Also as a Brit, I'm grateful to you for mentioning our scone plight. I firmly believe it will tear our country apart more than Brexit ever could.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Enjoy a few cream teas before the end.

    • @OnitaFreeze
      @OnitaFreeze 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emma Whitworth I'm not even a Brit and I thought that too XD "why didn't he just use his fingers to make it very small crumbly pieces?")

  • @rafaelaguilar2950
    @rafaelaguilar2950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3059

    you're like the bob ross of cooking

    • @ron2879
      @ron2879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ur like the Kira of jojo

    • @ChucksSAF
      @ChucksSAF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ron2879 hmm maybe he is Yoshikage Kira age 33 in Morioh from the manga and anime series jojos bizarre adventure's 4th part diamond is unbreakable

    • @ron2879
      @ron2879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ChucksSAF maybe your like puccis stand from part 6

    • @ChucksSAF
      @ChucksSAF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ron2879 Hmmm... Maybe I am the Stand of Enrico Pucci, Whitesnake from the manga and anime series of jojo's bizarre adventure's 6th part "Stone ocean", a Part most known for its ending and how it changed the series from then on.

    • @anonymoususer3477
      @anonymoususer3477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am the only uncultured one here

  • @ZachHighlights
    @ZachHighlights 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    YSAC, next time I want an even amount of blueberries in those scones. NO EXCEPTIONS.

  • @sethles434
    @sethles434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Pff- I meant this as a joke, but it actually works perfect."

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sethles lol

  • @petepete9831
    @petepete9831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    I have a sconer ....

    • @adityaramesh1764
      @adityaramesh1764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pete & Pete tsk tsk

    • @alisaurgent
      @alisaurgent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME WHAT THAT SHOW WAS CALLED

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pete & Pete lol

    • @Hermititis
      @Hermititis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pete & Pete , love your username and profile pic. That show was underrated.

    • @petepete9831
      @petepete9831 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hermititis thanks buddy it's just so nostalgic

  • @macadelic8923
    @macadelic8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love the cinematic video of 2 scones rolling down a hill at the end. Nice touch

    • @allrightallrightallright1919
      @allrightallrightallright1919 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was genius 😂😂😂

    • @roypiltdown5083
      @roypiltdown5083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there's a joke here about "rolling scones" but for the life of me i cant set it up. rolling scone gathering moss? lead singer for the rolling scones is Angus MacJagger? it's in there somewhere but i cant pull it out...

  • @kyliepowell
    @kyliepowell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Is it bad that I didn't realize that the rocks were rocks untill he showed the actual Scottish style scones?

  • @yeetyeeterson5123
    @yeetyeeterson5123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I'm actually going to try this.

    • @ledionkrosi5366
      @ledionkrosi5366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @ckv954
      @ckv954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did you suck at cooking?

    • @justinxin8415
      @justinxin8415 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Including the punching the dough and spraining your wrist?

  • @RosieJesselyn
    @RosieJesselyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Give them space to express themselves because change is inevitable” has got me wheezing as well as touched 😂❤️

  • @Brynnebeebean
    @Brynnebeebean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is my absolute favorite channel on TH-cam. The dry humor is 👌

  • @Oglulubell
    @Oglulubell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I had British Scones in the town of Devon, where Clotted Cream comes from. I literally died and went to heaven.

    • @Devil-tm4nu
      @Devil-tm4nu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      LuLuBell As a Devonian, you have a very good taste in county.

    • @Oglulubell
      @Oglulubell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Devil8355 - I have family there ;). I’m in the U.S.

    • @Devil-tm4nu
      @Devil-tm4nu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LuLuBell Be sure to visit again sometime. I recommend visiting Dartmoor if you haven’t already been. Bunch of wild ponies and great scenery there.

    • @Derperfier
      @Derperfier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Otherwise known as real scones.

    • @bigspongeyfan1
      @bigspongeyfan1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      County of Devon. I live in a town in Devon.

  • @eshock753
    @eshock753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The person who created scones tried to make cookies, but didn’t know how, so they ended up using cake batter

  • @angrydalek
    @angrydalek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    that was oddly normal, you feeling ok?

  • @Les_Bane_Bea
    @Les_Bane_Bea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    As a scottish person i can 100% confirm thease facts

  • @kristinam319
    @kristinam319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I learn so much watching your videos; it's more than just cooking. Who knew? 🤷‍♀️

    • @cykablyat801
      @cykablyat801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, i saw you at the burger cook off at tasty, you're here too?

  • @rosalieramos5526
    @rosalieramos5526 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You Suck At Cooking I actually know why you have to make sure that the butter is nice and cold and cubed up when adding it to the flour mixture. What happens is, as it bakes, the butter melts, resulting in a light, fluffy, and somewhat buttery pastry!

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      This is not the place to just make things up Rosalie.

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rosalie Ramos That doesn't actually explain why it's any different than just melting the butter in, though...

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because that'd be boring. If you're making scones, don't be boring.

    • @Chemeleon15
      @Chemeleon15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      deprofundis
      Yes it does. When the butter melts in the oven it leaves holes in the scone. That’s where the lightness comes form. If you melted it first, the scone would be dense and all one texture.

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chemeleon15 YOUR explanation addresses why it's different than just including melted butter. My point was that the original explanation didn't. :)
      Yes, I have definitely experienced that difference myself when baking!

  • @chris.mc.8627
    @chris.mc.8627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    *LEMON EXFOLIATING*

  • @Xujdfy
    @Xujdfy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Wang-jangle and chill

  • @Laugical
    @Laugical 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I have a feeling 90% of the time it takes to make these vids is spent on retakes of the rolling parts. And I'd say it's worth it.

  • @OutLoudOutLoud
    @OutLoudOutLoud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really appreciate how your music has been evolving with the videos. your guitar tone is getting pretty good my dude.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you. I’m getting good at picking plugins.

  • @nopewhy6047
    @nopewhy6047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Finally, he brought back outro song

  • @owijusthurtmytoe
    @owijusthurtmytoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I think we're all in love with this man despite never having seen his face

  • @mt-tt3oj
    @mt-tt3oj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ive been subscribed to this channel since you had 10k. now youre #4 on trending! im so proud of you!! keep doing what you do.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Will we ever see poor Pimblokto again?

    • @ngz8047
      @ngz8047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Justin Y. Probably not he died remember

    • @jalenhart7651
      @jalenhart7651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Justin you are a Legend

    • @samt2865
      @samt2865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE?!?!?

    • @annachan8151
      @annachan8151 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin Y. No I think he left for good

    • @Poptizzle
      @Poptizzle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Justin Y. Did you look at my subscription list and comment on all the vids I watch?

  • @samlane4631
    @samlane4631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I didn’t know this video features The Rolling Stones

    • @albinorhino4044
      @albinorhino4044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mollyuniverse The Rolling Scones

    • @leoninenoble
      @leoninenoble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *rolling scones

    • @brewckle
      @brewckle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a very missed opportunity

  • @spazydoo1
    @spazydoo1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning. With your video and the recipe.

  • @donniedouglas6837
    @donniedouglas6837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The outro was beyond amazing.

  • @OoTaLs
    @OoTaLs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Undo's on four hundo

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    i can only imagine how delish those taste!

    • @stefanalber3463
      @stefanalber3463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tsetsi what why just make them

    • @Angel-yn8ix
      @Angel-yn8ix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They do j just made them

  • @hobbietdays
    @hobbietdays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "your friends will be impressed
    They will start to moan"
    Lyrical genius.

  • @professormori7607
    @professormori7607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have a crush on your creativity.

  • @maclanewestbrook4176
    @maclanewestbrook4176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That last scene was actually wonderfully shot

  • @euphonical7138
    @euphonical7138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This whole channel is my mood

  • @usara5632
    @usara5632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Lol. "If you wanna make it more cakey, go with half a cup of cream and 2 eggs".
    It actually makes a cake.

    • @raposarealm
      @raposarealm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, that *would* make it more cakey...

    • @emithelastidiot1817
      @emithelastidiot1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...or will it?

    • @kamcorder3585
      @kamcorder3585 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This would be way too crumbly to be a cake

  • @Error-5478
    @Error-5478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Laying brick is hardass work yo. It's not satisfying at all 😂

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I mean the first couple must feel pretty good. The last several hundred thousand might not feel as good though I bet.

    • @Error-5478
      @Error-5478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You Suck At Cooking the first couple stink because you know you have a few hundred or possibly thousand more.

    • @MiddlePegLeg
      @MiddlePegLeg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jacob hahaha very true

    • @Thoriii
      @Thoriii 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob the snap of ur finger when you forget to move it is

    • @Warmfireandtea
      @Warmfireandtea 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yousuckatcooking
      No doUbt. How do they ever jeep it even? I'd be holding up a plumb meter devalue all day.
      Hi Mel. Thanks for this series. What's the name of the pay channel? U Suck at Everything? Did it fly?

  • @notpsychic
    @notpsychic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “The strongest shape, the scalene triangle”
    Hexagons: am I a joke to you?

  • @FixItAngel
    @FixItAngel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Respect to all SCONERS ✊

  • @MoonStar-eo8lv
    @MoonStar-eo8lv ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was looking for an easy blueberry/lemony scone recipe and I just happened to trip over your YT channel and recipe. WoW! What a treat! I learned a little history about scones in just a few short minutes plus the recipe IS easy! Hallelujah! Also, I love your sense of humor. Methinks I am here to stay. Thank you!

  • @SmoofDizzle
    @SmoofDizzle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was such a good episode! It definitely had a more serious cooking vibe to it, and the motivational song at the end was great.

  • @spamnisable
    @spamnisable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "You're wasting your life on the internet."
    You're not helping.

    • @lovelyrodriguez2190
      @lovelyrodriguez2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus there's not much else we can do now a days.

  • @melissaCgreenwood
    @melissaCgreenwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Does God speak to you now? 😂

    • @BudderBoyz
      @BudderBoyz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he is god

    • @kensalter
      @kensalter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think it is the ghost of Pimblokto

    • @havingicecream
      @havingicecream 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What do you mean _now_

    • @Xartab
      @Xartab 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Oh don't grovel! I hate it when people grovel!"

    • @heskelator3240
      @heskelator3240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Morgan Freeman? (Aka god)

  • @pellaw8011
    @pellaw8011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Yo! Mix some powdered sugar and lemon juice to make scone glaze! (Ridiculously good!)

  • @everlynnfalawaath5437
    @everlynnfalawaath5437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The shaming of the crumbs...😂😂😂

  • @utubejewell
    @utubejewell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    In the written recipe, you added the salt, but you left out the both the lemon and the blueberries...
    You really do suck at cooking, don't you? LOL

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Well I definitely suck at recipe writing.

    • @utubejewell
      @utubejewell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL !!! Thanks for the recipe!

    • @justinxin8415
      @justinxin8415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You Suck At Recipes yeah you totally suck

    • @PantsYT
      @PantsYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I suck at cooking yeah I totally suck

    • @dogwithacoolhat
      @dogwithacoolhat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Instructions weren’t clear made a pile of bread flavored stones.

  • @ratchetsaturngirl001
    @ratchetsaturngirl001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    It’s not pronounced scone or scone, it’s actually pronounced scone

    • @chicknorton8839
      @chicknorton8839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like one?

    • @adamartinmusic
      @adamartinmusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate you 😂

    • @dougdimmadomeownerofthedim6599
      @dougdimmadomeownerofthedim6599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought it was pronounced scone, guess I was wrong.

    • @megan-iw2rk
      @megan-iw2rk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank you i couldn't figure out how to pronounce it

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious false it’s pronounced scone.

  • @ashehole1149
    @ashehole1149 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love seeing the progression of how much better these recipes have been getting.

  • @karinabliss2671
    @karinabliss2671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I didn't know everyone had the passive aggressive calm voice too...

    • @KovaKoala
      @KovaKoala 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lenne Float many do, but few master it

  • @xXRunDeathXx
    @xXRunDeathXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i wonder if YSAC still reads the comments on 3 years old videos...
    if you do: Your cook book is awesome, totally worth buying and thanks for all the laughs!

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I don't, but thank you! Glad you enjoy it :)

    • @Smileface68
      @Smileface68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @caffeineadvocate
    @caffeineadvocate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Brb. I think my scone is ringing..

    • @moshpitsandbongrips6998
      @moshpitsandbongrips6998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The scone, the scone is ringing

    • @PhillyFan20
      @PhillyFan20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Will someone answer that damn scone!! 😠

    • @DjBaconmixes
      @DjBaconmixes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The good ol scone phone

    • @dreadfulman5191
      @dreadfulman5191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are using your scone to watch how to make scones

  • @BucolicNightlife
    @BucolicNightlife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just gotta say, this video hit like a two liter of warm Diet Mountain Dew to the face after watching all the Japanese and Korean ASMR HomeCafe baking videos and then getting auto played to this. Not mad.

  • @alexkitty149
    @alexkitty149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My whole household loves your videos. If my parents sang the intro song to my room I'd come down for a family hangout watching your videos. You give us family fun time. Thank you.

  • @SAKSOON
    @SAKSOON 6 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    That intro song hurts my feelings 😔 lol

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAK- SOON lol

    • @vehementdragun844
      @vehementdragun844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If it hurts your feelings, why would you place a sad emoji and type lol next to it.

    • @beepbop6715
      @beepbop6715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MCDude16 this is the internet "jokes " are not permitted 😂

    • @Terminally_Radical
      @Terminally_Radical 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MCDude16 the joke didn't go over his head, because there has to be a joke for it to go over someones head.
      The joke wasn't whoosh worthy

    • @kayleighherrmann4875
      @kayleighherrmann4875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry you wondered to the wrong christain sever

  • @cukyla6078
    @cukyla6078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    #25 trending...cause you never upload and everybody loves it when you do

  • @lemongreed7916
    @lemongreed7916 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man his laugh is so precious I had to rewind multiple times to listen to it again and again

  • @niam.
    @niam. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Are you gonna finish that *Croisscone*

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Naw, want the rest?

    • @niam.
      @niam. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Much

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    • @firengel2807
      @firengel2807 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Btw as a French guy, i must say your "au revoir" prononciation is really good.

    • @miichelle19
      @miichelle19 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I tried finishing mine, but I almost dropped it

  • @bup918
    @bup918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Shouldn't you add a bit of salt into the dry mixture? I see most of the pastries recipes do that 😊😊😊

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Oh DAMN. I CUT OUT THE SALT CLIP. ty.

    • @katrinaj.7348
      @katrinaj.7348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmaooo

    • @retrobebop61
      @retrobebop61 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Diary of Louis-kun 😀 how much salt do you use in this recipe?

    • @bup918
      @bup918 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      retrobebop61 normally, I'd use a pinch of salt, about 1/8 tsp should be fine to balance the sweetness

    • @retrobebop61
      @retrobebop61 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Diary of Louis-kun 😀 Thank you so much!

  • @cierrablue
    @cierrablue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wang-jangle has become my new favorite word. Or is it wangjangle? Never mind, I say it with my mouth, not with my eyes so it doesn't matter.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hahaha

    • @roceb5009
      @roceb5009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure that this time he said wam-jangle

  • @_wheelofcheese
    @_wheelofcheese หลายเดือนก่อน

    My grandma is 87 today and she absolutely loves these scones. She says they're the best things she's had in her life, even better than the ones she had in England. They're really easy to make so I try to make her a batch when I can. Once I made a bunch of little ones to bring to her bridge club and she didn't bring a single one home.
    So if you have any grandparents I would definitely recommend making these for them!

  • @sarahdavies5564
    @sarahdavies5564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    scottish person here, the “scown” is the pronunciation of the place, and “scon” is the food
    end of argument, single handily ended the debate
    ur welcome

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Wow thanks Sarah. Hard to believe you did that all by yourself.

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, I have never been so revolted in my life.

    • @kevsmith562
      @kevsmith562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yousuckatcooking Except the place is pronounced Scoon...

    • @4d_chesser
      @4d_chesser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Here we go again

    • @rhiannonm6022
      @rhiannonm6022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not from Scotland....but I'm pretty sure the place is pronounced scoon...

  • @jimmyolsenblues
    @jimmyolsenblues 6 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    How is pemblockto?

    • @lovelyrodriguez2190
      @lovelyrodriguez2190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      jimmyolsenblues He might still be thawing or drying out.

    • @kyleeconrad
      @kyleeconrad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      jimmyolsenblues He's been on my mind too. I really miss those cop eggs too.

    • @zeron_2066
      @zeron_2066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We dont talk about him much anymore.

    • @weeeark3162
      @weeeark3162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thawing/drying out I hope

    • @williamrobertson6559
      @williamrobertson6559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know... hope he is ok.

  • @Chloe-ru2eb
    @Chloe-ru2eb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Waaaaaaitttt a minute you just said pastries are illegal in Scotland yet they’re used as currency? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 that’s like buying Doritos with a gram of crystal meth

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  6 ปีที่แล้ว +794

      Pastries are illegal in Ireland not Scotland. Maybe don't comment when you're smoking crystal meth.

    • @Chloe-ru2eb
      @Chloe-ru2eb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      You Suck At Cooking i didn’t hear it properly I should probably stop smoking it

    • @julieh9283
      @julieh9283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I consider this a type of prose tbh

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@yousuckatcooking If you're not on crystal meth, you're not living life.

    • @samgrainger1554
      @samgrainger1554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@caoimhe4522 As a Scottish person I can 100% finance my IRN-BRU addiction with scones

  • @Lat557
    @Lat557 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Hard soft muffin donut breakfast biscuits “ 😭🤣 perfect description

  • @SobiDani
    @SobiDani 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ondó means semen in hungarian, your fun fact of the day.

  • @0126tanya
    @0126tanya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Came for the goofs and gaffs but stayed for the great rolling scones montage 👍

  • @ChefeJamon
    @ChefeJamon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You sir, do not suck at cooking.

  • @yayalu8650
    @yayalu8650 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ending was so *sniff* beautiful. The production values are off the charts! Best song yet.