Kramer Gets Lobsters For Everyone | The Hamptons | Seinfeld
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- "Show's over, I'm going to the beach."
From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 21, 'The Hamptons': Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Kramer gallivanting around the beach to “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” - absolutely iconic.
The K man is the 5th Beach Boy, not officially😂
and him dropping N bombs at the laugh factory
12classic...LMAO!!!!!
The fact you used that word you just won the 'net.
'Gallivanting' - to visit or go to a lot of different places, enjoying yourself and not worrying about other things you should be doing
@@user-ud3ce9vr2c lmaoooo
How is he "iconic"? "Iconic describes something or someone that is considered symbolic of something else, like spirituality, virtue, or evil and corruption."
Kramer playing the voice of reason to Rachel after he stole a cage full of lobsters is the funniest things in Seinfeld
Kramer ain't right in the head... especially on racism.
Kramer didn't know he was stealing them, he thinks he got lucky and found them.
It's true he didn't have the intention of stealing them. But he's not that naive, there were in a metal lobster trap.
@MrK623 there were no signs or warnings of any kind telling him not to take them and when he was questioned about it, he admitted it without even thinking about it. Maybe he thought they belong to a local fisherman and not a Company, but he really didn't think he was stealing them.
@@kevinclark5802 isn’t that worse? He would be stealing from some poor fisherman
Even though Kramer is unemployed and underfunded, neither George nor Jerry questions where he got the lobsters... or how he got the lobsters...
If you were friends with a guy like him would you question where he gets things?
How is he “underfunded?”
Even though it's a sitcom, you people think it's a documentary.
That's because Jerry always breaks even!
Well quit defunding the Kramer.
The way Kramer so casually waves to the cops cracks me up every damn time.
Funniest part of the entire bit
“You can’t lobsters from there, it’s a against the law!” Then he continues to eat them lol
He still wanted his free lobsters.
It's too late they are already cooked and half eaten.
Sure, because they own the ocean.
@@SovereignStatesmanwho owns the ocean?
@@bradendouglas6980 The lobsters, obviously!
I like how aggressively kramer shoves the lobster in George's face. Lol kramer was such a spaz.
That guy rats out Kramer yet eats the lobsters..isn't that illegal?😂
That reminds me of way back in high school when one of my mates bought a pirate copy of Titanic. His parents lectured him how unethical it was and made him return it and get his $10 back, but not before they watched it ofcourse 🤦
@@johnburke6332 Exactly..same sorta logic 😄
Name someone who lived a fuller life than Kramer
Probably Forrest Gump but the list is short
Art Vandelay?
Bob Sacamano
or Tor Eckman.
Generations of Rockefellers, Carnegies, Rothchilds, Ted Turner, Richard Branson...Most any multi-millionaire, major celebrity/musician/athlete. You asked.
I use "I'm sorry honey, not on my watch" all the time 😂
Should've included the part when Jerry says *They'd pick her up in about 10 minutes* 😂
Great! So anytime you want, you can visualize her naked!
I guess that's true.
🤣🤣🤣🤣I love that part.
I was looking for this comment
It's weird and funny how Kramer is the one that mentions they all saw her topless but George only wanted revenge against Jerry even though it wasn't his fault 😂
@@pipedown1246Jerry and George are supposed to be best friends. It's a bigger betrayal and hurts more
Say what you will about Kramer, but he is very vigilant when it comes to keeping kosher.
He probably called Lomez for advice. He's Orthodox. Old school!
Yes you have to give credit where credit is Jew.
But he's also EXTREMELY against circumcision lol
The nose can’t be trusted
True but he didn't stop Jerry from eating the lobster.
Where's the best part, Gorge putting lobster with the eggs?!
George’s face is hilarious when Kramer says “ I saw Jane topless!”
Yeah we all did! 😂
I was in the pool, I was in the pool 😂 this part is hilarious too.
it shrinks?
@@dont-want-no-wrench Like a frightened turtle!
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things." 🤣
@@nthgthme: it’s not easy. 😔
The guy kept eating the lobster after finding out it was stolen, but he chose to report it anyway. What a hypocrite.
Hes a jew, unsurprising.
Significant shrinkage!!!!!!
It shrinks??!?
@@cl1xorlike a frightened turtle!
@@cl1xor short-changed
guy angry for kramer stealing lobsters and emphasize that his father was a lobsterman........ continues to crack a claw!
I mean they were already cooked and he was almost done, no sense letting it go to waste.
I forget. Did he call the cops on Kramer?
It brought me to tears playing and pausing the video frame by frame from 4:47. Kramer waving friendly at the police officer, completely oblivious of what's going on. He's such a brilliant and hilarious actor 😂
0:21 Jerry and Elaine both look away, while Kramer stares RIGHT AT HER
With a smile & a gleam in his eye.
There's a blooper @ 0:35, pause the video and you can see Jane exiting with coverage on her chest.
Well she was not showing to have eye deflections. I would not insult her :)
Kramer is a gentlemen. If she wants to give us a show you don't look away. Maybe she was trying to create a buzz !
@@xavierharding8938 Yes indeed, very impolite to look away, must honor those 4 eyes.
In his defense, he had no idea those were commercial lobster traps. Just looks like someone abandoned their lobster traps. Innocent mistake.
True Tho... He didn't know.
@@CatLover-23 FREE THE K-MAN!!!
Nope. It’s theft. He’s lucky he only got a fine
No
Y'all know how Comedy Works right? 🤦♂️
I love how Kramer lets it slip about Jane and from there all the pressure is put on Jerry. Lol
This man really snitched on Kramer? Smh
Lawyers are never to be trusted if their folks paid for their education
Well it was personal
After getting his fill of the illegal lobsters, of course.
"She's got a great body buddy" K-Man thought that would alleviate some festering hostility.
Georgie boy's Shrinkage part in this episode was really funny too, and tomato is a fruit not a vegetable bit😂, and then episode ends with tomato thrown right at George's face 🤣🤣, truly hilarious and well written episode 🤘
I was in the pool, I was in the pool😅😅
Well, the tomato's an anomaly. So successful with the Ketchup and the sauce, but you can't find a good one.
…. And George was having such a good day 😂 something had to happen
The Hamptons, one of the 5 best Seinfeld episodes. Boutros-Boutros Golly! Shrinkage. The Baby. The lobsters. C'mon!
You're right, a "breathtaking" storyline! 😉
0:34 most paused moment😂
For the desperate - lol
@@Kat.Evangeline Show us what you have!
@@Kat.Evangelinenope that's the only way anyone can see such things on the internet 😅😂
@@Kat.Evangelineattracted to women = desperate, ok then
I love lobster eggs. Whenever I have a leftover lobster tail from Saturday night, I make lobster scrambled eggs Sunday morning. Same with leftover boiled shrimp.
I would Love to try lobster eggs... I haven't yet.
@@CatLover-23 Really good.
Normal people have never had lobster.
😭😭 the metal detector led Kramer to the man snoring on the beach im surprised he didn't prepare the meal in the shower
That kramer's lobster shirt ...😂😂😂😂
the dude snitched on kramer but still ate the lobster ! i would have made everyone who had some help me pay the fine !
classic...poor George Cantstandya
It’s a little fuzzy but if you play that speed real slow you can juuuust see them. 👌😉
she has a bra on.
You mean you can just see the flesh colored bra.
@@GeorgeMonet aw shucks.
Sounds like a lot of work, but then again, where on the internet can you see such things without working for them?
"Hey Jay, rub some lotion on my back". Jerry says, "Who are you? Mrs. Robinson?
Kramer says, "come on. I'll run some on you". Jerry says, "NNo. That's not sweetening the deal".😂
The writers could have added:
Kramer: "Come on man. Meet me halfway. You need to de-sour. AND sweeten". 🤣🤣 Jerry: NNNNOOOO. THAT'S NOT IN THE CARDS KRAMER". NOT IN THIS LIFETIME. Or ANY LIFETIME".🤣🤣
The most replayed section of this video is everyone checking if she was actually topless 🤣
You are absolutely right !
The jokes on Suffolk County because it just so happens Kramer LOVES looking after stretches of the highway.
Who are you, Mrs Robinson LOL
Lol...! So funny on the Mrs. Robinson Jokes.. Same with 50 Shades Of Grey... 😹... Hilarious.
“That’s against the law”… continues eating the lobster. Typical lawyer lol
I don't think the eating is the illegal part
(George) "If she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist"
(Jerry) "They'd pick her up in about 10mins"
Absolute gold!
One of the best Seinfeld episode...
1:29 Lmao the way George flails backwards
Kramer with his idocity, his charm, his goofus hair, and his body, and most importantly his genuine talk, friendliness and way of looking at life because he has no work is an inspiration for me. This is how I hang out when I am out.. My father has that approach too, but he is financially well secured, and tons of experience, he overpowered hos social shyness with playing guitar for many years on stage. I HOWEVER still don't know hpw to approach women, how to pick up signals. And how to close the deals. Kramer is a go getter. Despite his educational , logical, and financial reasonings. Kramer is a role model on how tp get by life. (TcB.)
Neither jerry nor george or elaine has the security of kramer.. (Self confidence.) he picked up women already. I COULD do one. Beach skill's
if u freeze frame u can see her pair, gotta love the camera limitations back in the day when it was impossible to edit out things, sometimes kids, progress is not a good thing.
That's a flesh-colored bra, genius.
@@SovereignStatesman Don't ruin it for him
YOU KNOW, PORNHUB SHOWS A LOT MORE. A REALLY LOT MORE.
You remind me of a 12 year old boy up late on a saturday nite trying to watch those BLOCKED OUT PAY-PER-VIEW SHOTS WHERE SOMETIMES THEY BECOME UNBLURRED FOR A FEW SECONDS. BACK IN THE 90'S.
@@Guitarman7133 You say that like its a bad thing.
Another great episode that shows Jerry breaking the kosher rule.
not everyone keeps kosher, or not everyone keeps it consistently, same with halal
He's not religious.
He's not religiously Jewish
Most jews don't believe in God. For them it's all about community.
@@vitalityfox There are ethnic Jews and religious Jews
You saw who what? 😂😂😂
And Jerry's reaction when Kramer said it.
Absolutely love this episode. Top 5 favorite of mine. Maybe #1
Complaints about how it's illegal to take from the commercial lobster trap but continue to eat it 😂
The guys dad was a lobsterman! What were the chances?
Took out the best parts….. shrinkage….. George was in the pool
My favorite episode
How you gonna cut out the part where George got his revenge and fed that cow lobster ?
Lmaoooo there is no Suffolk county prison but I’m dead, still weak 🤣
They don't care where the lobsters came from
Or how the sausage is made
I love that the Most Replayed part is exactly the part you think it is.
the way he says that he saw Jane topless 😂😂 it comes out nowhere but also works so well in the scene
Kramer finally being held accountable for his actions just makes me so happy for some reason.
Kramer - she's got a great body buddy
One of my favorite episodes
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT
Ever notice how they always have the dorkiest friends?lol
what was dorky about their friends? That the guy was wearing glasses?
@@myguyry the way he acts. Freaking out about some lobster traps and ruining the dinner. Then look at their geeky friends that had the Briss. All their friends are socially awkward dorks.
I always thought it was weird that they all seemingly had the same friends. Except for Kramer, of course...
@@farisalikhan6563Mr. Vandalay
Dorky friends are more loyal than fake friends
The days where you could literally light a cigar anywhere damn I missed out big time
Looked a lot like a beach in SoCal 😊
Def in the top 10 😂💯
Those are commercial lobster traps! That's against the law!😂😂😂
Yes, because they own the ocean floor.
@@SovereignStatesmanthey own the traps. You don't go messing with someone else's equipment without permission.
@@nthgthare you going to snitch on Kramer too ya stiff?
Wrong! Commercial traps have to have a tag (license) on them, with a number. If they were properly marked, yes it would be against the law.
Gold ...immortal commedy :))
LMAO, so hilarious
the bass in this is just wa da tah.
Not really a lost episode, but it's a good one!
Can we appreciate this show is nearly 20 years old, and clips regularly get 200k views within the week?! Seinfeld is the GOAT comedy for real.
Almost 35 years since the pilot aired, 26 years since it ended
I WAS IN THE POOL!! 😂😂😂
He is so used to mooching from Jerry, he forgot he can't just take food from anywhere he wants.
Kramer saw jane topples 😂❤
❤ it's gold baby❤
If taking lobster traps are illegal then they shouldn't leave them out in the open for anyone to take.
Alright! Shows over, I’m going to the beach.
Top 5 all-time episode.
If you happen to find lobsters, you gotta keep them.
when was voice over part at @1:21 added i dont remember ever hearing this and i watch Seinfeld on repeat everyday
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Those were delicious lobsters anyway! LOL!
That was NOT ME, Jerry. That was NOT ME.
This show is awesome in every way.. I have it on in the background while doing something, it's just rewatchable in every way.. Which is better now?? SEINFELD or The OFFICE??
$1,000 fine for all that fresh lobster. Oh no! 😂
Kramer 🙋♂️
Class Act 👌👌👌
If they're gonna leave the traps on a public beach like that then there needs to be signage in place. A placard attached to the cage or something. Otherwise its reasonable to assume theyd been abandoned. Issuing a fine for that is just rediculous.
Really thought it was a scummy move for the host to just rat out Kramer like that.
It's pretty strange that they'd be that close to a public beach, I've been to Long Island beaches a zillion times and never saw anything like that
" I'm sorry , honey. Not on my watch. "
He knows she’d regret it for the rest of her life
😂❤Kramer was in the tv show Miami vice
You left out the best part where George gave her lobster with breakfast. Why???
I once went to maine and they literally have buoys that have rope attached to them and a cage and they are full of lobsters. Never ate so good in my life! Don't understand why more states don't do that.
You Saw Jane Topless?
😂😂
That was one messed up weekend!
Great touch with the Suffolk County Prison! Long islanders know!
Trumps new outfit kramer.was wearing
@lucienvandegaart3611 based on your comments he's been living rent-free in your head.
That'd be Riverhead, right? I wonder if their jumpsuits really say "prison" when the place calls itself "correctional facility"
All these years and Kramer never learned to light a cigar the right way
For someone that's against poaching sure didn't stop him from eating stolen lobster lol and he rats on him.. he could have said no.. smh
Everyone steals from those lobster traps
Damn dude ate the lobsters and then told on Kramer lol
want a drink? sure, a milkshake ;p . lol poor george