speaking as someone who unfortunately cannot sing I can confirm (well its apparent for everyone lol) that neither can she (and her trying to is painful to listen to)
You think that's bad. When I was a kid in the 80s, Saturday night TV was Little & Large, Jeremy Beadle, and Les Dennis. It was like an evil wizard had transformed a homeless man's farts into TV shows.
My favourite Cilla Black joke from when she died in Spain: Cilla Black's body is being flown back to the UK. It's the first time that cabin crew won't mind having her on board.
At 2:00 his head morphs into the muzzle on the cannon/gun while Cilla warbles about looking at each other down the barrel of a gun. That’s actually quite clever. The rest of it is horrendous, but credit where it’s due.
The analysis, the needless analysis of Cilla Black is a study not of Cilla, but of all evil. Limmy here has tapped into a well of hatred and loathing that only he can tolerate. Only a man with his temperment, stamina, and unflinching stoicism can stomach shite, pure shite. Limmy, IS the voice, he IS the shield we do not deserve, but we all need. Thank you Brian Lemon. Thank you.
She was nearly on bullseye once . But Jim Bowen couldn’t tie her to the dart board .and rumours say . Her songs are used to torture people in war camps .
There’s definitely Kubrick style subliminal images in this. It’s a sort of vacant no space of a fortress housing scheme with Cilla Black singing a utopian song in some kind of supernatural form addressed to another ghostly male who looks on hypnotically as she sings about changing the world in a humanless ye old housing estate.
The production team really put that man in the lions den filming that video in an enclosed, circular fort with Cilla Black, while she wails about "'not' living in fear", harrowing stuff
True story: A friend of mine met Sean Connery in a fancy hotel in Edinburgh in the 90s. Long story short, him and his mates ended up having a drink with Connery during which they asked him for any scandalous stories about other celebrities. Connery, being the gentleman that he is, laughed it off and said he wasn't a gossip, so they changed the subject. He stayed for one drink and then said he had to go as he was flying out in the morning, so he thanked them and they all shook hands. As he walked away towards the stairs, he turned around and said "Lads..." and they all looked over at him. He grinned and said "Cilla Black takes it up the arse", and then walked upstairs leaving them stunned and pishing themselves with laughter.
Why did they have him glide in though? I don't get it. So much work for something that looks shite. Or maybe if I saw that in the 80's I would have been impressed? So many questions
If a landfill had a voice
Walleys landfill
speaking as someone who unfortunately cannot sing I can confirm (well its apparent for everyone lol) that neither can she (and her trying to is painful to listen to)
😂😂
Not very jovial
That poor, poor man. He had to go back to work after that.
Innit though!
Float back
Sadly he took his life by leaping from the tower as Cilla's motorcade drove away. He's now included on the forts ghost hunt.
@@JackCraft-tm9hj🤣🤣🤣
You just know she talked to him like shit when the cameras weren't rolling.
Blows my mind this was just normal telly at a time I was kicking about. Feels older than the Rosetta Stone.
We lived in silence. We lived in fear.
You think that's bad. When I was a kid in the 80s, Saturday night TV was Little & Large, Jeremy Beadle, and Les Dennis. It was like an evil wizard had transformed a homeless man's farts into TV shows.
@@Illustraful😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:37 Guy glides in like a day-walking vampire. 🤣🤣🤣
Hah this made me laugh, it’s so fucking sinister 😂
It’s the fact that it happens just as the bass line does that funky little glide. Makes it all the more awkward.
I video that David lynch himself couldn’t have dreamed up.
A masterpiece.
@@miIitaryminded comments like this on Limmy's clips never seem to get the respect they deserve.
This is too evil even for Bob and the Black Lodge.
Looooooool
@@chinny_reckon It's strange because to me, Limmy is the Scottish David Lynch. Limmy Show is a modern surrealist masterpiece.
The bloke reminds me of the stereotypical doormat office worker who's got a bossy, horrible wife back home.
the bloke in this is fuckin priceless
Cilla Black was like an adult size Chucky doll.
😂😂😂
@@Gammonduff Sorry! 😂
How was this ever acceptable
Different times....
Different times indeed. Jimmy Savile used to be the biggest TV entertainer in the country.
Cilla was too spitefully arrogant to be stopped or told “no”.
My auntie fuckin loved Cilla, couldn't get enough of this shit. She was also thick as fuck and a massive racist.
@@sanfordcurtis8242Astounding!
She sounds like a goose farting in the fog.
A scouse one
There is nothing funnier than someone entering or leaving a scene rolling on a dolly. Father Ted did it to great effect also.
Owen Mc’love has a lovely face
Was it that though? Or was it the camera zoom pulling back.
Moi Lovely Harse
@@SpartasEdgedefinitely a dolly and not the camera pulling back
@FrankNFurter1000 One thing is for certain; is that it's 100% cringe.
"almost Kubrickian" lmfao
😂😂😂😂😂
I will never complain about John Farnham’s version ever again
Dressed like Gary numan😂😂😂
And to think we got mugged off with the John Farnham version
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know right what a joke!! Well better late than never, now we see the brilliant song it could've been
🤣🤣🤣 🏆🍺🍺
Cilla Black genuinely frightened me as a child. I mean, she still does...
Do you still hear that terrible Scouse screeching, Clarice...I mean James?
My favourite Cilla Black joke from when she died in Spain:
Cilla Black's body is being flown back to the UK. It's the first time that cabin crew won't mind having her on board.
Hahaha.
My personal favourite Cilla-gram - truly appalling.
The voice of an Angel, a Hells Angel.
You're the voice try and understand eet
The story goes . She could grate a whole block of cheese in her top teeth in less than a minute .
She could eat an apple through a tennis racket
@@dofaolain7549 😂😂😂
@@dofaolain7549 cilla could mince meat while singing .
1:26
He was so reluctant to be there they had to actually push him into frame.
he's actually loving this.
Limmy is infatuated by Cilla and can't deal with it.
At 2:00 his head morphs into the muzzle on the cannon/gun while Cilla warbles about looking at each other down the barrel of a gun. That’s actually quite clever. The rest of it is horrendous, but credit where it’s due.
Pretty deep
The analysis, the needless analysis of Cilla Black is a study not of Cilla, but of all evil. Limmy here has tapped into a well of hatred and loathing that only he can tolerate. Only a man with his temperment, stamina, and unflinching stoicism can stomach shite, pure shite. Limmy, IS the voice, he IS the shield we do not deserve, but we all need. Thank you Brian Lemon. Thank you.
Whoever told Cilla she could sing should be in the bloody hague
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shouldn’t laugh but it’s true.
Lennon and McCartney played the long game on all of us
@@ceriannalflorencina8297 Very true. They have a sense of humour Scousers, but sometimes a joke can be done to death! 😁
The sustained tone of stepping on a Lego brick while having a rectal exam.
And to think Cilla had that guy in her video killed straight after it was made, scary.
She had him executed with that cannon....she was the Vlad the Impaler of light entertainment.
You know it.
"I want this prick dumped in the marshes" was her direct command to one of her goons, I believe.
She rode him him to death with her tights in his mouth and only orgasamed when her song finished playing in the background.
Those huge teeth induce helmet anxiety. 😂😂
Reminds me of Bob Mortimer saying his top teeth are 'one piece'.
All you need is Fuji 9
Poppadom and Pilau Rice 😅
Cilla channeling Rentaghost with her supernatural teleportation
Still prefer her to Corden.
Cilla gram sounds like her nickname if she ever became a dealer
1:26 his pure joy made me laugh more than anything
From watching this live, genuine great work to edit this down so seamlessly.
“She sounds like Gary Numan” lmaooo
Somewhere in eastern Glasgow a young Michelle McManus saw this and thought "that's what I want to sound like when I grow up"
Powerful stuff!..This could easily make a Christmas number 1.
Limmy - "Release this"
Me - "But won't she attack someone?"
She was nearly on bullseye once . But Jim Bowen couldn’t tie her to the dart board .and rumours say . Her songs are used to torture people in war camps .
That overbite tho
Comments are a bit hash... We're all someone's daughter, we're all someone's son.
That's a bit nonbinaryphobic
She isnt now though thank fk
A heartfelt rendition of a classic. Take a bow Ms. Cilla Black
'try and understand it'.. that man couldn't nor could anyone else
Make a noise and make it clear.... oh whoa oh dear
There’s definitely Kubrick style subliminal images in this. It’s a sort of vacant no space of a fortress housing scheme with Cilla Black singing a utopian song in some kind of supernatural form addressed to another ghostly male who looks on hypnotically as she sings about changing the world in a humanless ye old housing estate.
Oor Cilla,our ginger queen..and she knew the Beatles.
Cilla Black the embodiment of crime at death's door, to use de Sade's line.
The production team really put that man in the lions den filming that video in an enclosed, circular fort with Cilla Black, while she wails about "'not' living in fear", harrowing stuff
A voice like a 4 hour road trip with no toilet breaks.
Wow. I liked war until a few minutes ago, but now I really hate it. Thanks Cilla.
Imagine the sound a cat would make if it were accidentally pulled slowly into some sort of industrial mincer. Cilla's voice.
Tail firsf
How long can we look at each other,? About 3 secs, judging by Cillas jacket...Radioactive orange!
Aye cos her face is much better😂
@@brianr9529 Not with those teeth!
@@derrenlodge6502 her legs made up for it 😂
1:27 I actualy lost it! What even was that?
Imagine if this was an an actual commercially released music video 😄
oh poor John Farnham. what a version!
2:12 Advert coming up.
I love cilla but that has just briefly collapsed my brain.
True story: A friend of mine met Sean Connery in a fancy hotel in Edinburgh in the 90s. Long story short, him and his mates ended up having a drink with Connery during which they asked him for any scandalous stories about other celebrities. Connery, being the gentleman that he is, laughed it off and said he wasn't a gossip, so they changed the subject.
He stayed for one drink and then said he had to go as he was flying out in the morning, so he thanked them and they all shook hands. As he walked away towards the stairs, he turned around and said "Lads..." and they all looked over at him. He grinned and said "Cilla Black takes it up the arse", and then walked upstairs leaving them stunned and pishing themselves with laughter.
Licence to shock.
thats a fantastic story lol
presumably it was more like:
"shilla black takesh it up the arshe."
(shorry)
He was always an awful misogynist, story tracks.
@@mxich8791Never forget, proud warrior
Worst thing to happen to Australia since the bushfires
She's an absolute horror but the audio tape of her singing "step inside love "with Paul McCartney back in the day. that's really good.
No politics please
Is that her bank manager ?
Hahahahaha
in what way is this *his* surprise and not just another excuse for her to live out her fantasy as a relevant pop star?
The voice of an Angel (on Meth).
Thats a terrifying drag act. Its been going on a while
The original she male.
Ovarian cysts.
What trickery is this? Is our Cilla a witch or something? Gone too soon :(...
that was some sick shit
She looks like Skeletor.
Aye.. that's me in 15 years
Whaaaaaa
What’s goin on?
Who’s the chap and why is he being aurally assaulted by that woman?
😵💫
her spiteful arrogance was astounding.
That jacket is a crime too.
A war crime
Poetic Justice
1:07 Sounds and looks like Gary Numan? Nah, more like Gary Oldman as Dracula (but with scarier teeth).
That's not a gun, it's a cannon
The Beatles knew Cilla Black.
i know every word to this song cos of hot rod
Ian McShanes best role
3:14 🤣🤣
Holy fuck thank you for cutting out the bit of searching for a clip of Cher on a cannon
wondered how he had that photo all ready... didn't notice the cut.
edit - hah, it's an obvious cut. must pay attention more
Anti-war sentiments from a staunch Thatcher supporter? Through Cilla, we truly see the complexity of humanity.
Nae politics
Nae Cognitive Dissonance please
If only she'd sung in silence.
I suspect that neither Israel nor Palestine have heard this rendition.
Was that bloke our Graham?
Burt Bacharach liked her
Friday night
😂
search her singing one moment in time,if you think this is bad
Cilla back at it with the fascist fashion
Hilarious!
Her voice hurts!!!!
1:37 Dads when the kids leave uneaten dinner on the plates!
No limmy boy I ant watchin it Agen lol but will watch till end so you get the click or what ever the shit is
Why did they have him glide in though? I don't get it. So much work for something that looks shite. Or maybe if I saw that in the 80's I would have been impressed? So many questions
Why is she holding Jeffrey Jones?
Well she's basically the female Jimmy Saville, game recognises game
Try Alfie.
The worst thing the UK has done to the Australian people
What special effects are being used to make the man glide?
Who is the man?
She sounds like an out of tune Hilda Ogden.