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- Drama Monday goes big mode when Dunkey watches a breakdown of the top 10 hottest female Sonic characters.
Drama with Leah. Can a Blastoise learn Fireblast?
Nobody tell DIMKA
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• Guptill89 Presents: To...
"Average human mother" sounds like something an alien would say
He’s a Martian from Mars Needs Moms, anyone remember that movie?
Yeah, and it sucked.
Lol
more like a furry
It sounds like something a sonic fan would say
Our boy is turned on by power, motherhood, and.... hair length.
same
He's basically kakoyin from jojo
@@gregh5061 More like Hisoka, thus power. Oku was actually verbally into Josuke's mom, and then we have..I dont know..who likes hair?
Don't forget degrees of humanoid
Don’t forget that they need wings
*T H E S I Z E O F A N A V E R A G E H U M A N M O T H E R*
be careful you might start a huge drama
Perfect size for breeding.
@@Ostnizdasht206 that hurt. I deserve reparations for witnessing that.
@@Ostnizdasht206 oof
@@Ostnizdasht206 oh god no
‘The size of an average human mother’ could rival ‘The exaggerated swagger of a black teen.’
@Quantum Passport The average size of a black teen
@@justrusty8399 i am dyimg LMAO these comments are soo good
@@justrusty8399 The average size of a black mother
@Quantum Passport I was about to put them together I'm glad we have intellectuals like you to do it for us
the exaggerated average swagger of a human black teen mother
“Since valentines day is right around the corner, I have been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters”
I feel like we just breezed past how profoundly depressing that sentence was
God, I didn't even realize but yeah
such relatable(?) sadness
Damn I can relate to that.
No bitches?
@@r.k845 did you also make a top ten hottest female sonic characters video for valentines day?
Her 45 degree pony tail makes her look *L I K E A N A T I V E A M E R I C A N*
*S H E ‘ S H O T T H O U G H*
I'm worried about this comment, I'm only one minute in
I was not expecting that xD
@@ungratefulingrate1268 I'm 8:52 min in I knew exactly what they were referencing and your reply made me laugh harder than the og comment
L I K E A H U M A N M O T H E R
"Sonic the Hedgehog, one of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up"
And we're already off to a great start
gay4sonic 😳
So much worse then I thought
I like Sonic, but neither of those things are true
@adenosine2electricboogaloo647 don't worry I'm 15.
@Deadpoppin Self Report Baj ❗❗
This guy's dream girl
-Mother (and mother sized)
-Has pyrokinesis
-Is in a position of power
-Wears clothes (or sometimes that doesn't matter, really just depends on how he's feeling that day)
-Takes Wing
- HAIR
Females, please take notes
Damn so that’s why I haven’t been lucky 😔
Also needs to have multiple love interests, do nothing but also be useful for one specific thing
I really want some dude to use this criteria as a tinder bio and see how far it gets him.
@@zackattack5803 he'll get all the babes
-At least two smooth arcs of hair
This man is one of 3 things
1) he is a meme legend who was way ahead of his time
2) he was down horrendous
3) he is a horny alien, and his first contact with earth is through sonic
All of the above
Number 3 would be funny
I think its a combination of 1 and 2
Unintentional meme legend alien that first found earth through sonic and became down horrendous.
4) Literally everything on this list
I refuse to believe this video isn't satire. There are too many brilliant lines in here. This dude is clearly a comedic genius.
Good news, this is 100% serious. Dudes name is guptill89, and he's like all the crazy sonic fan jokes you could think of but as a real person
@@SK-ww7ud you gotta be joking
@@SK-ww7ud even if he’s half serious, he has to at least KNOW how weird the concept is, which is why there Supreme tier shitposting jokes like how he specified Numero Ocho is Spanish
@@nib1448 you don’t understand man, these were different times. The ramifications of posting on the internet were not well known at the time. This man was literally putting his head out there and thought he was just “being himself on camera”
@@5thkiechannel idk this seems way too funny to be true. He had to be joking, or at least half satirical.
The dude made a revised version of this because the main criticism he got at the time was just that he had bad picks and he didn't make a chilly dog joke. That's what youtube was like in 2008
Got a link?
@@Tuxwell yee! th-cam.com/video/ckG0TnWhQVA/w-d-xo.html
I haven't had much finding the old commentary and reaction videos to guptails original video this was all a LONG time ago and most of the people responded back then have deleted their channels all together by this point. (The old commentary and rant style from back then hasn't really aged well tbh.)
@@carlcarlington7317 my god, he looks like a general giving a speech to his troops with the hand gestures at the start
I remember that. How do I remember that?
There was a time when most of the internet was 90s kids that were like 13 at that point. It was a glorious era. Before the lowest common denominator was online. Sonic, mario, king of the hill, and halo 2 where the most important things. The Golden age of the internet is over
You can see the inspiration forming in his eyes
Wait, the video Dunkey is watching isn't a parody of his TH-cam video!? I can't believe this Sonic video ISN'T satire!
@@DrNaviMD it genuinely isn't, it's really old too
@@DrNaviMD son , the creator of that Sonic video is one of the first TH-camrs and the first gate into the Sonic cringe side of the fandom
@@Dan_Kanerva oh my god, it’s not satire?
@@howtoavenge1016 can't blame you...
we all thought it was satire back in 2010
"She's yet another character that hardly does a thing"
* describes how she stopped a god of destruction by sacrificing herself *
He probably meant like screentime rather than impact.
Madoka!!!
I forgot her name but love the pfp.
To be fair, anyone can die
@@Fallen-Saint Yachiyo
@@hayond656 YES thanks
the mario video was funny by itself, but realizing that many of the funniest quotes are lifted verbatim from this video makes it even funnier
Which Mario video
@@armandogonsales7052 that’s what i wanna know )=
top 10 hottest female mario characters
@@chriswendi3825 the top 10 hottest female mario characters video dunkey made
@@armandogonsales7052 the top 10 hottest female mario characters video dunkey made
"but what really lands Blaze in the number 4 spot is that her attitude is apparently more different from the other females" (pauses, moves on to next character without explaining)
it reads like an essay written by a 9 year old that doesn't care
Apparently?
>Makes a video of hottest Sonic ladies
>"Blaze's attitude is apparently more different from the other females"
>Refuses to elaborate further
>Leaves
@@PumpkinSwag guptill was the original plimbo male.
He could have say she’s a lot more stern and serious compared to the rest.
God bless Dunkey, he got the snack and the orange juice
The original video is funnier with the fact that he's gone like 3 minutes to get the juice and snack
He's dedicated.
He got the full experience, unlike us
Fake gamer, not even a celery stick smh
honestly the hardest i laughed during the whole video
I love using the average measurement of "Average Mother"
America
Yes but Where is crea-
*average human mother
This building is around 7 mothers talls
It's all fun and games till someone is the size of TWO Average mothers
Two things that make Amy attractive
1. “She wears a dress!!”
2. “And has 3 pointy hairs”
This video seems like something oneyplays would make fun of
They have multiple times.
One of their Worms videos cold opens with making fun of this exact video
@@UberCharger56 Yep. One of the custom Worms stages they built was literally Hot Chick Heaven, complete with PNGs of every character on the list.
I’m surprised you could deduce that without actually knowing about the joke
Should someone tell him?
I can't imagine how this boy was watching the movie Tangled
The staff had to shut down the theater for 6 hours to sufficiently clean what was left in his seat
@@masterofpasta95 *no, please no.*
Master of P A S T A you had me rolling
omg lol
Blasting ropes
the line “her 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a native american” is absolutely sending me
My man pulled out his protractor for hair
Exxagerated swagger of a black teen
Advanced phrenology for only the most wisened, powerful autists
"why's he want every character to be a mother??"
*Sigmund Freud has entered the chat*
Onision moment.
You ever heard of "Mommy milkers?"
M i l f
now draw her giving birth
The balls on this man, to put his full name at the end of the video. He was 100% certain of the quality of his video and proudly displays his name along with it
I would be
And he was correct. A true masterpiece.
@@kx7500 *mastaPEACE
It’s obviously satire
@@Pughhead it ain't
Rouge is as strong as a gymnast but is she as strong as the average human mother
bro with your pokemon profile picture you might as well be making the top 10 hottest pokemon video
@@ToniMcaroni fuck...
@@ToniMcaroni funy
3 mothers.
Stong as the average 3 mothers combined to be exact.
This means that the average mother is a gymnast
He mentions the hair of almost every single one of the characters. Like, enthusiastically. Like he really likes hair. Like...REALLY likes hair.
You know there's a Ren'py game by the name of Growth Academy where the MC's thing is hair growth and of all the kinks to have picked out for a male protag (and the rest of the cast) I've got my head fully scratched over the choice.
@@XanthinZarda does your head have alot of hair
Yet the one that won number one had no hair. threw me off
I think it's more a case of the fact that THEY ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME EXCEPT THE COLOR AND HAIR
who doesn't like though?
I've never seen anyone who'd like bald woman
I love how he called every girls and women “female”. It really shows how little social interaction he had
A man of culture knows it's pronounced femoids.
Or reverse males
Just like they say it back on Ferenginar.
@@JohnSmith-ox3gy based?
maybe he's a furry and doesn't want to say girls and women because that narrows it down to human beings
Why is no one talking about “if only we could see her take wing” that shit had me cackling
Dunkey even quotes that in one of his videos. Hysterical. Hahaha
@Larry the Lion I cant understand why its funny other than the way he said it, is it an expression?
What does it even mean? She’s becoming ”of age”?
@@___echo___ because it's fucking retarded
@@___echo___ nobody that isn’t fucking deranged would ever say “the size of an average human mother” it’s so bizarre and slightly creepy that its hilarious
If only we could see Dunkey take wing....
😂😂
“ You may have seen a boy fly, maybe a house fly, but you have never seen a donkey fly, EUGH!!” ~ Tim Allen in Monster Inc.
Here after the hottest mario characters video
Same
Same! lol. Didn't realize he was parodying this guy.
Same, everything makes sense now
Haha me too
@@Lanman106 feels more like a copy and paste to be honest. He used way too many of there lines.
I love how you can hear Leah laugh in the background
best part tbh
She’s the most annoying part of any dunk vid or stream. Comes in screeching like a toddler and being a gross jealous weirdo whenever he is talking to other women. Her voice is cringe personified.
Yeah
@@Haloweee jesus christ get some bitches bro LMAO
@@WhoStoleMyNameFuck faaaa abababa. N,ama a ammamamamakslalwlwlwiwowwoieoelelwowofi&cjksksksosososoeoeoeoekeeyeoeuruueieiekeemosmsmsksoskssasssheolelelellelwpwpepwowowwowroror,krkkrkrrkrkrkekekeekkekeiieeooeoeeoeooeoeeooeoeoeooeeoeoeeoeoeoeeoeoeoeoeowiwiwwiwiwiwwiiwiwkwkkdkmemesjsiidkekwosidkfudoyomodsssahuple
I’m still convinced that this one of the best avant-garde satires ever made. Maybe because it’s brilliant, maybe because I can’t accept it was made in seriousness
This is just what the 2008 internet was like
@@br3akstuff this is from 2008? why have i never seen this HAHAHA
This was unfortunately 100% unironic
@@thelad5 unfortunate for who? Now we have this absolute gem
He made a revised version of this video 3 years ago.
th-cam.com/video/ckG0TnWhQVA/w-d-xo.html
And it seems like he was serious but pretty shy about it
Besides being a furry, this man has an Oedipus complex
double whammy
It’s either A he’s into moms or B he has a kink for gouging his eyes out
@@Nikki-tm2ck plus hands and feet bondage, with a side of patricide.
Just say mommy kink
Only?
"She's attractive and is the size of an average human mother."
"This is gonna start a HUGE drama."
Leah's fake jealousy is so adorable in this video. _What a reliable couple_ , you could say
if only we could see them take wing
neither are pyrokinetic or telekinetic so im not sure just how reliable they can be compared to, say, blaze and silver 😤😤
@@newmaykr7086 bro I almost choked 😂
that's not what the -1 subscriber count has to say about it
I never understood why people took issue with using the word “female” before. Until I watched this
Only feminists and sex offenders would took an issue over a word
Where is the other comment?
@@TechnicSky it is a mystery
Why are those Wario "Aw ye" sfx perfectly timed
AW YE
AW YE
I was thinking the same thing. perfection
AW YE
Because it's always a good time for AW YE
I deadass didn’t know what Dunkey looked like before this.
If you can clearly look the video's dubbed. Dunkey is actually black but this is a closely-guarded secret.
Yeah, everyone knows Dunkey is actually black.
He just hires this white guy to lip act his lines.
came here to tell you hes actually black, but i see others got there first
@@MV-uo5dq Hes actually of puerto rican descent
@@DiegoGangWeedBrando it’s an old joke, because everyone assumes he’s black.
Ok guys but her 45 degree pony tail makes her look like a native american
Fun fact, the only of age character is Rouge. And she's only 18 according to Sonic Heroes.
She was 17 in sonic adventure 2
Like how Azula is allegedly 14 in Avatar?
Yeah, no. Age doesn't work right in cartoons lol
Wave and Vanilla are also adults
Amy is 12....
And cream is 6
You know a guy's a babe magnet when he calls women "females"
@GigiGiga I also find that cringe
@@Eskimo_iio It was just a joke bro, no need to get like that
@@Eskimo_iio where the fuck did that come from
@@Eskimo_iio damn this dude toxic af go back to ifunny
@@Eskimo_iio who hurt you bro
Dunkey is the only man to actually go get a snack and a glass of orange juice
weak
Youre telling me youve never got a snack and a glass of orange juice?
@@ethanjensen5209 ofcourse not, have you?
@@ethanjensen5209 whats a snack? knack?
Take a shot everytime he says "females" or "she doesn't do much" and proceeds to explain how she's important to the story.
Godzilla is the height of about 70 average human mothers...
That's *HOT*
That's true!
Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO!
10: Try this question on for size. Who chases and hugs Sonic all the time and wields a powerful hammer? Why it's Amy Rose of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that she's still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a dress, and when have you ever seen 3 big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! So once again, Amy Rose is lovely; that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer.
Who's at number 9? It's this alien plant girl from a distant planet. Cosmo, from Sonic X. She arrived on the character's planet to deliver a message saying that the galaxy was under attack by a force called the Metarex. She doesn't do much except tell people to stop fighting and focus on the real matter at hand. The real reason she lands at the #9 is that she becomes Miles "Tails" Prower's sweetheart, something Tails needed for a long while.
Numero Ocho. Cream the Rabbit's mother, Vanilla. She's attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about her is that the leader of Team Chaotix, Vector the Crocodile, falls in love with her. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in a season 3 episode of Sonic X, she helps Chris Thorndyke get into space to fight the Metarex along with Sonic and friends.
What number's next? Seven, of course. Wave the Swallow from Sonic Riders. People always root for the good guys, but sometimes, the bad guys steal the show. Her mechanical IQ is equal to Tails. She also happens to be the smartest member of the Babylon Rogues. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Like Jet the Hawk and Storm the Albatross, her specialty is riding the air-boards called "Extreme Gear". With two very long and smooth feathers extending from her head to her calves and droopy eyes, Wave will rock your socks. If only we could see her take wing.
Numero Six. Tikal the Echidna from Sonic Adventure 1. Named after an ancient Mayan city of the same name, Tikal is the daughter of Chief Pachacamac. She's yet another character that hardly does a thing except beg her father to stop being so greedy. She also traps herself inside the Master Emerald so that the water god Chaos doesn't reign terror upon the land. When you're the daughter of a person in the highest power, you need to look your best and Tikal delivers perfectly. That's why she's #6.
Number #1, #2, #3, #4, #5! Ah-Ah-Ahhh! Mina Mongoose from the Sonic Archie comics. How could you go wrong with a girl that looks like this? She can run nearly as fast as Sonic and she went from being a Freedom Fighter to being a popstar singer. Next to Princess Sally she looks more humanoid than the other characters. Who could top someone who has long (some French word I don't know) hair?
This female standing at number 4: Blaze the Cat. One word: Pyrokinesis. How would you like to have that superpower? I mean Blaze could play around in the Himalayas for hours and she would be perfectly fine! Also, 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a Native American. I really like the fact that her love interest is the telekinetic hedgehog Silver. The combination of mind-moving and fire superpowers make these two a reliable couple. But what really lands Blaze in the #4 spot is that her attitudes apparently more different from the other females.
Next up is #3. What's better than having a female with cascading quills? How about a female with cascading quills and hair? Julie-Su the Echidna, another Archie comicexclusive has that feature. She's smart, knows exactly what to do as a freedom fighter, and even trained Amy once. She's also the girl of Knuckles' dreams. Heh, lucky him. Her older self in the series Mobius: X Years Later is just downright hot! Just look at that long ponytail! Now we're talkin'!
1, 2, button my shoe! Princess Sally Acorn. There's a lot to say about this character. She's the heir to the throne, Sonic's first official romance, the only character that used to not wear clothes, brave and athletic, the most humanoid character, and is like a mother to Tails. In the TV show, Sonic SatAM, one Freedom Fighter, the cowardly Antoine constantly tries to woo Sally, but doesn't succeed because… he's a coward! The Princess is also a semi-perfect example of an excellent love interest, although there were a couple of times when she really snapped and acted like a lunatic; in the comics, that is. But overall, Sally Acorn really stands out amongst the slew of females not just because she's Sonic's first official love interest, or because she's the only one who didn't wear clothes, but because in the comics, she grew very long hair, and married Sonic in the future, becoming the Queen.
So, you've seen a pyrokinetic Cat, a swallow, two gorgeous echidnas, and even a princess! Who could possibly top those kinds of females? Well, get ready folks; this is the #1 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog female character. Rouge the Bat. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she's as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles, and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she's only interested in one object set; jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds. There actually have been situations where Rouge's cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay. I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly across the landscape via strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere. These three traits make Rouge the Bat triumph over all of the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You oughta be proud.
There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest female chicks in the Sonic universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day, and I'll see you later. HERE WE GO!
God bless
"Mauve" is the hair color you're looking for.
Gonna put this out there, Blaze probably would not have a good time on Mount Everest. The lack of oxygen would likely cause her fire powers to fail, killing her anyways.
@@dillonf1905 IQ moment. 🤯
Finally. Official lyrics
“Grab a snack and a glass of orange juice” is such a weird thing to tell your audience.
"1, 2, button my shoe!" is a close contender
when he just adds in “this is gonna start a huge drama between me and this guy” i lose it
"(Sonic) is one of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up!" Thirty seconds in and I'm already chortling.
The worst part about this is only like 3 of the characters are of age
The worst part is that he's lusting over fictional animal characters who rates them them on hair length and motherhood.
@@halo3boy1 the worst part about it is that we all are watching a video about top 10 sonic characters
and even the of-age ones dont have adult proportions bc of the art style
@@afrogenix bro I am dying at this response 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The worst part is you all went to look up their rule 34 after this.
Dunkeys look of pure confusion when he says blaze looks like a native american is golden
I love how his main selling point for #2 is: NAKED GOOD *angry primate noises*
My wife recently gave birth to our first child. As the doctors were handing my son to her for the first time, and they had that first skin to skin connection, I grabbed her hand, looked her deeply in the eyes, and said "I love you, mostly because now you are a mother, and you are the size of an average human mother." Tears started streaming down both of our faces.
God, something about the size of an average human mother is just so hot!
I love that dunkey is jumping on the vtuber trend by using a white guy as his avatar
LOL WHEN HIS WIFE CAME IN ASKING WHATS HE CALLING HOT LMAO
I would be worried too.
At 8:44, I really expected him to say “...and NO ONE likes a female that TALKS BACK! That is NOT attractive.” in his absurdly overenthusiastic voice.
This is like something Chris chan would absolutely support.
I would bet my entire savings that she's seen this
@@prometha4592 this is one of the few times ive seen chris chan not being misgendered, props to u 👍
@@moth-corpse for real, just because she's weird doesn't mean she deserves to be misgendered
@@polly5229 you guys DO realize he got tricked into being t because a troll told him that was the only way to get girls, right?
@@th3graveofwrath354 fuck off. If she uses she/her pronouns, her pronouns are she/her. It's not everyone's job to criticize people's identities.
I never thought dunky was actually using real lines utter 100% unironiclly by another human
dude the man who made the top 10 video is legit an android
Good thing he grew up and deleted that shit
This video is not available anymore?
@@marcospimentel6005 not from the original person but you can find reuploads
@@Bleeperblopper497 he’s like stuck in 2008, pretty funny
Came from the April Fools video and I legit cannot believe it was based off a real, legitimate, non-satirical video. The dude who made the Sonic video is really just a very cringe introvert. At the same time though, he made one of the funniest videos out there.
6:05 "This female standing at number 4" killed me
The original video was all satire tho. The whole point was to be cringe and funny. He knew what he was doing. He's not an introvert as you think he is
@@SorryBr0th3r I was thinking "the original HAS to be satire. Right? Right...?"
@@SorryBr0th3r The dude was so hilarious and did such a great job that some people couldn't even tell that it was a joke. Brilliant.
@@SorryBr0th3r I saw a comment on another cut from the stream that mentioned that the OP was actually serious and was known in the Sonic fanbase for being extra cringy. I really hope it was satire though.
@@SorryBr0th3r I hope we have other material from him to cross-examine to really tell
All those times Dunkey has called Sonic fans weird is really justified by this top ten video.
So is this just your constant attempt at humor?
"Cream the rabbit's mother..." what a sentence to stop on.
what turns this guy on
1. having long hair
2.BEING A MOTHER
3.being a sonic character
3.being Rouge the bat
and mother sized
Such high standards
6:23 its so nice that dunkey's sister is taking an interest into his hobbies.
XDDDDD
@Adam Sakara are ya dense..?
@@SoundVillageChunin17 no, he's Alabaman
That's his average size human female
@Aidan Fields tf
Everyone is like "AVERAGE MOTHER SIZE" and "45 degree ponytail!"
Meanwhile I'm like "Isn't Cosmo like EIGHT? Where the fuck is Chris Hansen?"
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING!
Don’t forget Amy being 12 and Tikal being 14.
Is it just me or does Dunk look like he's been getting really healthy?? I didn't notice until now but look at how fit he's got! Good for him man.
It's all them cashews and OJ.
He must be playing Ghosts n Goblins so much that he's losing weight. Trust me, that game will stress people out so much, they'll have lost 100 pounds at least, goddamn...
I fucking die at the way Dunkey's eyebrows drop after "her ponytail makes her look like a Native American."
do you think this person ever looks back at his creation and think to himself "man rogue is hot i did not learn a thing"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:33 you can hear Leah laughing at the background :)
she is the size of an average human mother
I didn't even know there was this many characters in Sonic
there are so many sonic characters
My guy there are like 1000 more and half of them are Knuckles variants
Leah innocently asking "are we gonna have a drama?" I love her
ED: Rouge's Sonic Heroes design is a fucking THROWBACK if I've ever seen one.
This physically hurt. I've never been happier
"If only we could see her take wing"🥵😢
🦇❤
Love how you can hear Leah laughing in the background at 2:34
I thought i was the only one who heard that
“I swear to god the goblin was at least the size of 3 average human mothers”
''if only we could see her take wing''
This is one of the creepiest videos ive ever seen.
I love how unashamedly low effort his stream is. It's like a parody of itself.
This just raises questions about his mother.
5:08
This guy: *overly pronounces "Pachacamac"*
Dunkey's eyebrows:
This feels like something kids would get into the office to play at max volume on the schools speakers
As someone who works at a comic book store and has to sell sonic comic books to adults all the time... The world has not progressed as far as everyone thinks
It's over now isn't it?
"her mechanical IQ is equal to tails"
kudos for valuing intelligence i guess
Whos this white guy that sounds like Dunkey?
i dont know but he should be a youtuber
Oh my god i get the take wing reference now
¿Where is it from?
This is all very funny but I feel sorry for the guy, he probably has mom issues.
Are they average sized mother issues
@@platohelminthes nice one
@@SoundVillageChunin17 Thanks
I cant imagine how conflicted he was when he saw a guy with long hair
Nah, I don't think so. The part about what's-her-face being a mother figure to Tails was just him describing the character. That really only seems weird in the context of "size of an average human mother". But even that could just be a weird, socially awkward way to say she looks like a mature woman. I think he's just insanely awkward.
Same mf who said that “Doin Your Mom” was insulting💀
that video is fucking iconic, just one knock out line after another, absolute perfection
My favorite thing related to this video is my dad somehow finding it and reciting the "Average Human Mother" shit to me lmao
I honestly think it’s cute how Dunkey actually got a snack and orange juice when the guy in the video recommended he did
“She is attractive and about the size of an average human mother.” 💀
Imagine my disappointment when I found out this video was probably not satire
Why be disappointed?
This is the best part
I was really hoping that number one would be a make it an obvious shit post
If you were laughing at this thinking it was ironic, then you should laugh even harder knowing it's authentic
It's not satire...
this dunkey vid’s been living in my head for the past 2 yrs
Honestly dude I remember this shit like every few months and watch it over and over again on repeat I have been listening to this video for the last 8 days and I love the franchise even more but I gotta say the average human mother thing is crazy
0:09
Dunk man: "this is the hottest sonic character "
Wario: "OH YEAH"
“He’s blue colored and knows how to handle the females.”
6:48 I love the visible confusion when he says that lmao
"1 2 button my shoe" bro almost predicted the future
"if only we could see her take wing" I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
Only now did I notice, he cites Rouge's ability to fly as one of her "hot" attributes, so when he said "if only we could see her take wing," he's saying that Wave the Swallow lost points for being unable to do that.
I was terrified that Cream would be on here, who is canonically six years old
Now we know what was the "inspiration" for the Top 10 Hottest Female Mario Characters.
“Sonic the hedgehog, one of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up”
“Sometimes the villains steal the show” *picture of Dr. Eggman on screen*
“Who wouldn’t want to flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere!”
Maybe he likes average human fathers too
@@zoruasnivy perhaps
Bro this was genuinely the best video to watch blazed LMFAO
Now there’s a good unintentional pun