Yeah i would like to see the judges face when someone comes to court for tickling someone never hire this guy Show me one case where somebody was arrested for tickling somebody
I know, but if the genders were reversed and it was "you're just a stay at home woman" he would be called sexist and get a lecture on how stay at home moms don't just look after the kids but clean and look after the house. Even though stay at home dads are expected to do all of this and also do manual garden work and repairs around the house, whereas women would simply pay someone to do these type of chores. Stay at home dads are expected to do them themselves and get zero recognition, they are just called lazy and ridiculed by both men and women.
Number 2 is so accurate We had these annoying neighbors whod put their trash bags on our side of the fence after we went to sleep and the garbage company charged us extra, my dad started filling trash bags with rocks and doing the same to them once we found out They eventually stopped throwing their trash bags on our side of the fence and so did we
fr, some subjects at school are completely useles irl. basically you need english, some history, some maths and pe, i dont see any use for the rest, so i'd rather learn law, taxes and the likes
@@beanonacross Yeah that’s my bad. I meant as in middle school or high school don’t teach stuff like that. I’m sure there are some out there but it should be treated as a core subject rather than an extra curriculum
@@ChickenRage09Nothing of what he said in this video is actually important. It depends on which state you are in and most of the time the judge would just throw the case out over something so simple.
this guy really needs to do a video on what's the difference between civil and criminal offenses. like just because you could get sued for something doesn't mean you could necessarily get arrested for it (though they do often overlap)
Because YOU and people in general are forgetting the rules of the internet and these rules aren't taught anymore. Yea the internet wasn't the wild west it once was but if your are putting any content such as a post, comment, or video you are shoving that in front of people's faces, they can comment on what you put out. It's like going out of the street and screaming your opinion, you can't be surprised when someone tells your to shut up or or that you are wrong.
Just one thing no-one is mentioning, if you are just passing by and throw something in someones trash (just a handfull of smth) it shouldn't be considered illegall as you are literrally paying the same people to pick it up. Bigger amounts? Yeah those should be fined, you're filling up someone's trash bin space by considerable amount.
As a mechanic i always have a sharpie on me for when im working on something to mark down anything needed, now that i have learned of their legal discrepancy, i can rest assure you i will be holding extra markers from now on in any and all public places😌
And that is called making false testimony. Also, it has way more of your neighbor's prints on the pen then yours, so he'd be just as suspicious of vandalism, perhaps more so since it was in his possession longer.
The fact that just touching someone without consent, even in a non-s*xual way, is grounds for getting arrested for assault and battery speaks volumes about the state of this country and where our priorities lay...
The circumstances of your relationship would probably excuse the first one. But if she says no and you do it anyway, yes that's textbook battery. You cannot touch someone when they have not given you permission to. You might think it's no big deal, but not everyone is the same as you. As a kid my dad and uncle would sometimes pin me down and tickle me for an extended period of time and just refused to stop doing it even when I told them I hated it. Tickling is extremely unpleasant to me. and I would definitely hate to get surprise tickled. If someone tried to do that to me now they're at risk of getting punched in the face.
@@MD-vs9ffi dont hate it, but i dont really enjoy it. Id beg my parents to stop and they wouldn't. And yea im pretty sure at least once in my life as a teenager ive continued to tickle a significant other even when asked to stop during. But its always been like an intimate thing from what i understood. And I never got any real complaints or i wouldn't do it all. I mean if it ended with a slap and not a kiss im sure id recognize the body language there meaning something entirely different. Im kind of in the middle about it, its supposed to be a playful way to be intimate, and i dont want guys asking me if its okay to tickle me, i just want it to stop if i ask them to, so i try to do the same with anyone else. Like if i poked someone im familiar with out of friendliness and they asked me to stop i would, but if they dont say stop its fair game imo, and the same for me. Is it assult for a guy to try to do the yawn and put his arm around his dates shoulder thing? Cause thats like the go to TV trope for dates.
@neowolf09 Any unwanted touch is battery. That said there's probably going to be some level of "de minimus" (too small to care about) evaluation. Tapping someone on the shoulder to get their attention is probably never going to be considered battery because it's a small and inconsequential thing. However, if a person has clearly told you not to touch them and you still do, you are unquestionably committing battery.
@@MD-vs9ffan unwanted touch is battery. Tell that to _every police officer who ever existed, ever_ oh wait that's right, they effectively have the right to commit crimes against people under qualified immunity. Almost forgot how they walk like gods among us. #CopsAreDomesticTerrorists
When I was a kid, my dad and uncle would sometimes PIN ME TO THE GROUND with their full weight and forcefully tickle me, thinking I liked it because I was laughing. And not just for like 5 seconds. For entire minutes, it felt like. I did not like it. I FUCKING HATED EVERY SECOND OF IT and they never believed me. Tickling can genuinely be torture. And for the record, any nonconsensual touch can qualify as battery, not just tickling. If you're just poking someone trying to annoy them and they tell you to stop, it's battery if you continue. For the record again, in the US "assault" is the threat, "battery" is the actual contact.
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Mike what's the 69th ammendment?
This video proves that I have 19,887,569 sentences just from the tickling law
@@dustuxbetter start getting your affairs in order
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Yeah i would like to see the judges face when someone comes to court for tickling someone never hire this guy
Show me one case where somebody was arrested for tickling somebody
“You’re just a stay at home guy” that was personal 💀
He roasted him bad
i was saying the samething thing XD
Dad
As a Logan o agree
I came for the legal advice, but stayed for that ending 😂
"you're just a stay at home guy" hit harder than that slap
I know, but if the genders were reversed and it was "you're just a stay at home woman" he would be called sexist and get a lecture on how stay at home moms don't just look after the kids but clean and look after the house. Even though stay at home dads are expected to do all of this and also do manual garden work and repairs around the house, whereas women would simply pay someone to do these type of chores. Stay at home dads are expected to do them themselves and get zero recognition, they are just called lazy and ridiculed by both men and women.
@@TheGamingMEL0Ncry more
@@TheGamingMEL0N reddits on the next floor mate
@@TheGamingMEL0NThanks for ruining the joke, bro
@@TheGamingMEL0Ndon't you understand the internet and the real world are very very different things.
Logan just got offended so hard that the entire scene changed color
I have a skinless body in my basement
Fr
@@MabbdaaThings that you thought were illegal that are illegal
@@Mabbdaayummy😋
My name's Logan lol
"What did you get in for?"
"i tickled somebody"
"STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Depends whether the other person decides to take action or not
"stay away from me" is the last thing you wanna say in the pen
AS THEY SHOULD
POV, Your A Dad: Tickle Tic- BATTERY!
Real
that slap was personal 💀
fr
Fr
Fr
Yeah 💀
“That___was personal 💀”
I have achieved humor
"right now you're just a stay at home guy"💀 that hit him hard
Confirming it hits hard. I also got hit with the collateral way over here.
It stung like a bee's sting lol
Bro you VIOLATED him at the end 💀💀💀
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
OOOOOOHHHHHH!😮😂
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No homo though
Next video: "A man was verbally destroyed by man outside house. Is this legal?!"
bro got violated at the end💀💀
He may have won the battle but he lost the war
'Respect personal space!'
SLAP 💀
Rip Oof 🙏 🕊 ☮ 😢
Dayum
💀
999likes? let me change that
That’s assault 😂
"Sneak tickle!"
"Ima sue the hell outta you."
My baby brother 😮
😂😂😂
And batter you back (apparently)
"slaps him"
“RESPECT PERSONAL SPACE!” *proceeds to slap him in the face*
Yes, that's what happened.
Wow! Such an original comment!
Self defense lmao
@@nick.tintapuraI don't think so. Personal defense should be a proportional force. I guess a slap won't be a proportional force for a tickle.
@@nick.tintapura it's retaliation if the the threat of danger is gone
Number 2 is so accurate
We had these annoying neighbors whod put their trash bags on our side of the fence after we went to sleep and the garbage company charged us extra, my dad started filling trash bags with rocks and doing the same to them once we found out
They eventually stopped throwing their trash bags on our side of the fence and so did we
Mike seriously went from physically scalding this man to mentally scalding him.
Right
Lmaoo right
Bro just straight up murdered Logan in that last sentence.
He was thinking "Fuck it, if I'm gonna do the time, I might as well do the crime."
"That could be assault and battery." *commits assault and battery*
Tickling isn't actually illegal.
That slap was self-defense.
@@charliehofmann3524 yeah man.
@charliehofmann3524 Touching someone without their consent or after you're told to stop is illegal.
@@justanotherslow2.0 HOLD UP
bro just dealt emotional damage at the end
Dude teaches everyone about law when most schools don’t. Mad respect for keeping people safer when it comes to the law 👍
fr, some subjects at school are completely useles irl. basically you need english, some history, some maths and pe, i dont see any use for the rest, so i'd rather learn law, taxes and the likes
Well law school taught him
@@Player-df7ny I know right? Topics that would actually help us in the real world
@@beanonacross Yeah that’s my bad. I meant as in middle school or high school don’t teach stuff like that. I’m sure there are some out there but it should be treated as a core subject rather than an extra curriculum
@@ChickenRage09Nothing of what he said in this video is actually important. It depends on which state you are in and most of the time the judge would just throw the case out over something so simple.
“Tickling someone without consent can be assault or battery”
Proceeds to slap the shit out of him
Critical hit!
@@Mikey-3v3 Finish him!!
self defense!!
@@_QuickSlim_no tickleing is pretty legal in florida cause my dad aint in jail
@@Bluecupcake_funko7what
“911 what’s your emergency”
“SOME GUY JUST TICKLED ME PLEASE SEND POLICE ” 😂😂😂
"911 what's your emergency"
"there is a person with a sharpie outside"
"911 what's your emergency"
" a random dude threw his trash away in somebody else's trash can"
Put this in the context of a woman with slightly different words
Like touched weird
And things might not look as silly
@@hyakin7818why in the context of a "woman",🥱.
@@Chilled.1 exactly, kid things Women are the only ones who can be inappropriately touch
These videos are getting more and more unhinged💀
"What are you in for?"
"A sharpie and a stay at home guy"
bros in jail for something you could buy at your local walmart
@@paintballnoob7697😂😂😂💀💀
“Ain’t the second one called NEET?”
Logan suddenly got Emotional damage from out of no where.
@@paintballnoob7697I mean I could buy drugs at my local Walmart
@@twilightparanormalresearch186you can't but illegal drugs or drugs from the pharmacy without a prescription, so
“You’re just a stay at home guy”… best clap back of the day! 😂😂
Yes😂
Best slap back*
“tickling can be assault” literally slaps him a second after 😂
Self defense
@@neowolf09How?
The danger ended once he stopped tickling.
I don't think you'd win in court.
@@Strickalatoragreed
We all saw the video
@@metalvideos1961sтг-ц
Mike:Respect personal space😠
*Also mike*violates the other dude's personal space by smacking him
"Hey why did you get in jail"
*I tickled someone*
😂
So true💀
this guy really needs to do a video on what's the difference between civil and criminal offenses. like just because you could get sued for something doesn't mean you could necessarily get arrested for it (though they do often overlap)
Bubba is gonna tickle your insides with his dick
@@Kim-DokjaHe already has many times
“NOOO” Dumbledore said calmly
Get over it nerd
121 likes no reply?no more
*Logan reevaluates his life choices*
That “NO” hit harder than the belt🗿
No permanent markers in public places
Schools:
This law seems insane. By that logic you can't buy a sharpie at a store and walk out.
Guess My friends and I are going to jail
Whiteboards don't use PERMANENT markers, laddie.
@@marekogarek6329 Schools don't always use WHITEBOARDS, laddie
@@marekogarek6329 Sometimes for fancy projects we have to use sharpie laddie
Bro did not let that tickle slide 💀
Well at least he didn't *slowly pulls out ak47*
Bro pulled those handcuffs out of his inventory 💀
45 likes and no comments let me fix that
57 likes and one comment lemme change that
Underrated comment
Fr 💀
GTA
The slap was personal💀
“Could be assault and battery”
“RESPECT PERSONAL SPACE”
*Does a Will Smith*
😂😂
Now they are even cause it can be assult and he slapped him so what now?
Hmm.
lol 😂
"Sneak tiiiikkkklllleeeee!" "NO!!!" 😂
that slap was damn personal
The way mike slap that guy was just perfect 😂
that slap is assault and battery bro💀
I think it’s just self defense
Self defense* dumbass
😂
That's what I'm saying bro
"Your just a stay at home guy" Nah that was foul💀
Yo that was a roast
I love how you said: "Respect personal space!" While the internet doesn't do that.
Because YOU and people in general are forgetting the rules of the internet and these rules aren't taught anymore.
Yea the internet wasn't the wild west it once was but if your are putting any content such as a post, comment, or video you are shoving that in front of people's faces, they can comment on what you put out.
It's like going out of the street and screaming your opinion, you can't be surprised when someone tells your to shut up or or that you are wrong.
Let him go now, it was just an opinion.
The biggest comeback in the end that will jealous caseoh
“Respect personal space” proceeds to invade his and slaps this $#!+ out of him 💀💀💀
It was self defense. Since he was assaulted and battered by the surprise tickler. Totally legal.
If you're going to tickle someone out of nowhere it's what you get unless you're close to the person.
Dude I love how he delivers “Get a hobby, your kids have been at camp for weeks” like he delivered every other line
Bro didnt even need a marker to vandalize Logan 💀
Just one thing no-one is mentioning, if you are just passing by and throw something in someones trash (just a handfull of smth) it shouldn't be considered illegall as you are literrally paying the same people to pick it up. Bigger amounts? Yeah those should be fined, you're filling up someone's trash bin space by considerable amount.
“You’re just a stay at home guy!”
You just shattered his world.
As a mechanic i always have a sharpie on me for when im working on something to mark down anything needed, now that i have learned of their legal discrepancy, i can rest assure you i will be holding extra markers from now on in any and all public places😌
Mhmm mhmm 🤔ur going to jail pal
“Sneak tickle,No!” Casually slaps on a pair of handcuffs
It should be illegal to roast somebody that hard lol
Blud was trying to vandalize his “cans”. 💀💀💀💀
Bro really said tickling is assault then smacked him 😂
its a way of defending
Self defense
actually is pretty legal to slap someone when they assault you
@TamPham-uf8mk against tickling? And I thought I had mental issues
@@CloakerBunny69 tickling is assault
Arrest Law By Mike for that first degree BURN !
HE ROASTED THAT DUDE TO A CRISP!!!😂
HE TRIED TO VANDILESE MY CANS😭💀
"He definitely intended to vandalize my cans" just sounds weird lmao
“Sneak Tickle!” “NO!” *slaps the shit out of him*
Bro got roasted at the end
Bros not just a lawyer, he’s a comeback king 👑
MIKE!!!!!INVOKE THE FITH!!!SAY YOU WANT TO TALK TO A LAWYER!!!!!!
Dam that slap was personal 💀
Nah bro , mike slaped the crap out of that guy
Yo law by Mike,, that last roast was assault and battery itself bro 💀
That slap was personal. Way to go Mike. 🗿☕
🗿☕️
"I saw the whole thing officer! He defiantly intended to vandalize my cans-" THAT HAD ME ROLLING 😭
He had the intent with defiance?
And that is called making false testimony. Also, it has way more of your neighbor's prints on the pen then yours, so he'd be just as suspicious of vandalism, perhaps more so since it was in his possession longer.
@@benwagner5089*than
If sneak tickling was illegal I'd be in jail for a lifetime 💀
“Right now your just a *stay at home guy!* “
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Mike: * is tickled * that's assault! * slaps him *
“RESPECT PERSONAL SPACE”
proceeds to slap him
“HEY RESPECT PERSONAL SPACE!”
*continues to slap him*
“ sneak tickle can be assault “
Him: slaps other dude
Edit: thanks for the likes
354 likes and no comments? Lemme fix it.
@@nirojacinto1864 go fix your head
ya wth
Y’all never heard of self defense
also thanking for likes???
“ respect personal space”
Proceeds to invade personal space
Proceeds to defend himself *
"He definetely planned to vandalize my cans"
imagine you just commited battery back by slapping him
The hidden 4th crime was absolutely murdering that poor father with that comeback.
“right now your just a stay-at-home guy” hit harder than the slap 💀
str8 copied the comment can i get a ratio
L
@@elik031"ratio" retard spotted
word for word
I swear if someone isn't gonna give this guy a netflix show...... i don't know
What, You gonna tickle them or smth?
I don't know lol
There is already bro, it's called Better Call Saul
Bro got B slapped at the start💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
"Tickles without consent can amount to assault and battery, respect personal space" then proceeds to slap him😅
if my dad tickles me without consent im boutta call the cops saying that my dad is doing assault and battery
@@Amber2D 😂
The fact that just touching someone without consent, even in a non-s*xual way, is grounds for getting arrested for assault and battery speaks volumes about the state of this country and where our priorities lay...
Staying home dad is a creative thing 😂
Just because he sent you to jail doesn't mean you should MURDER him! :D
No, it does mean you should.
@@blazing1887No, it doesn't not mean you shouldn't ever not refrain from never not abstaining from it.
Had to put him in his place
that last sentence felt personal
Man mike absolutely violated him😂😂
Imagine getting arrested at school for holding a sharpie 💀
Dam Mike went savage on Logan
"Tickling without consent could be assault and battery" proceeds to slap him
Perfectly justified
So your gf can have you arrested for tickling her by surprise ?
What an exciting metoo time
The circumstances of your relationship would probably excuse the first one. But if she says no and you do it anyway, yes that's textbook battery. You cannot touch someone when they have not given you permission to.
You might think it's no big deal, but not everyone is the same as you. As a kid my dad and uncle would sometimes pin me down and tickle me for an extended period of time and just refused to stop doing it even when I told them I hated it.
Tickling is extremely unpleasant to me. and I would definitely hate to get surprise tickled. If someone tried to do that to me now they're at risk of getting punched in the face.
@@MD-vs9ffi dont hate it, but i dont really enjoy it. Id beg my parents to stop and they wouldn't. And yea im pretty sure at least once in my life as a teenager ive continued to tickle a significant other even when asked to stop during. But its always been like an intimate thing from what i understood. And I never got any real complaints or i wouldn't do it all. I mean if it ended with a slap and not a kiss im sure id recognize the body language there meaning something entirely different.
Im kind of in the middle about it, its supposed to be a playful way to be intimate, and i dont want guys asking me if its okay to tickle me, i just want it to stop if i ask them to, so i try to do the same with anyone else.
Like if i poked someone im familiar with out of friendliness and they asked me to stop i would, but if they dont say stop its fair game imo, and the same for me.
Is it assult for a guy to try to do the yawn and put his arm around his dates shoulder thing? Cause thats like the go to TV trope for dates.
@neowolf09 Any unwanted touch is battery. That said there's probably going to be some level of "de minimus" (too small to care about) evaluation. Tapping someone on the shoulder to get their attention is probably never going to be considered battery because it's a small and inconsequential thing.
However, if a person has clearly told you not to touch them and you still do, you are unquestionably committing battery.
@@MD-vs9ffan unwanted touch is battery. Tell that to _every police officer who ever existed, ever_ oh wait that's right, they effectively have the right to commit crimes against people under qualified immunity. Almost forgot how they walk like gods among us. #CopsAreDomesticTerrorists
“Stay at home guy”
Damn, now you’re stacking a murder charge on top of that vandalism
That slap was personal.
Nah the cop really said “Who are you talking to right now? 👁️👄👁️
Mike literally made that man question his entire life
My mom would be in jail right now for TICKLING ME
Dang Mike really roasted Logan 💀
That slap was PERSONAL
That slap was personal, man. 💀
That slap was personal. 😂 Almost got slapped to another dimension.
That slap was personal
*very personal*
"ReSpEcT pErSoNaL sPaCe"
👋🙂↔️ *Slap**
Imagine living in the land of the free and being told that you're not allowed to have a marker
Land of the fees, and home of debt slaves.
The first one is me literally, I hate that
WTF, learning that tickles in the US are considered assault and battery really explains a lot.
Thanks Law by Mike!
Because some people don't want to be touched or hate being tickled? Yes, goddamn those simple boundaries.
@@gatordragon8824i agree
When I was a kid, my dad and uncle would sometimes PIN ME TO THE GROUND with their full weight and forcefully tickle me, thinking I liked it because I was laughing. And not just for like 5 seconds. For entire minutes, it felt like.
I did not like it. I FUCKING HATED EVERY SECOND OF IT and they never believed me. Tickling can genuinely be torture.
And for the record, any nonconsensual touch can qualify as battery, not just tickling. If you're just poking someone trying to annoy them and they tell you to stop, it's battery if you continue.
For the record again, in the US "assault" is the threat, "battery" is the actual contact.
@@gatordragon8824 tickling = assault LMAO ok buddy
@@MD-vs9ff Do those laws improve the quality of your lives?