Ranking People By Their Dating Profile (harsh)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มิ.ย. 2024
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0:00 - YOOTOOZ
1:33 - Backpack shirt?
2:23 - Girls Showing Off Profiles
7:02 - Rankings
8:03 - Guys Judging
9:47 - Guys Showing Off Profiles
15:32 - Girl Judging
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@@cinnamonsugar9940 I second that 😎
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@@xgalexy_zebrax7297 i minute ago
"i don't see girls arguing about which spiderman is best"
...
you don't see girls dylan, lets be honest
damn
the steak is sizzling HARD on this one 😭
emOtional dAmage
BOOM roasted
exactly pls lmao
Dylan really was like "If you don't like me at my B photos, you don't deserve me at my A photos"
And I respect that
Dylans to do list:
-shopping for clothes so he doesn’t have to keep wearing backpack shirt
-schedule a doctors appointment
-write his book
-seek therapy
-get health insurance
-find love...
@@megsyuri BOOM roasted
@@sameeha2621 lmaooooo
Maybe I’m biased bc I’m a lesbian, but I felt like all of the girl’s profiles were pretty solid, meanwhile most of the guys had HUGE red flags at some point
Edit: Star Wars guy was chill
Star Wars and Magic guy were cool and the other 3 creeped me out. Tyler was an automatic red flag, the stare into your soul guy would be a close 4th, and I wasn’t a fan of Rikki either
Bias - yes.
@@dylanmckenzie7840 I laughed when Dylan judged the guys hard as well. Like he gets it. Their profile was too much.
@Moon Shine tf
Yes, Star Wars guy seemed good, the rest of the guys were basic. Why do men put little effort into their profiles?
"It's easier to live with delusion than it is to live with struggle." Honestly Dylan, facts. That summarizes my entire approach to my mental health.
That’s just religion yo
Same. I mean, aren't we all doing that?
Omg, me too. 🤝
kinda like the phrase ignorance is bliss except its intentional ignorance
@@martynamiosz7556 whatever you gotta do to deal with your death anxiety, it's not like atheist have any solutions either. most therapist certainly don't know what to say when you present them with the hard questions
Dylan thinking woman don't fight about who's the best spiderman is hilarious to me 😂
IKR😂
yeah i was like maybe he should spend more time with women who arent paddy lol
I know! I’ve literally spent at least a good hour arguing about who is the best Spider-Man with my friend before 😂
@@jacquelinemacgillivray5560 OMG ME TOO AND THEN AFTER LIKE 10 MINUTES WE WILL START ARGUING AGAIN😂😂
LITERALLY
the way i can’t even deny this is how we act with an unknown group of girls “you’re so pretty” “no you’re so pretty omg” “stoppp you’re so pretty don’t even” “girl no oh my gosh”
as we should tbh complimenting people makes other happy that shouldn't be "negative"
great way to fill in any awkwardness tbh
@@maryammalik7176 exactllyyyy and its super easy way to make friends
@@romanemartinerie9352only when its genuine, which is not the case sometimes
Thats not the worse, the worse is girls throwing "i love you" to girls they just met, just for them to talk behind their backs minutes later
Dylan. I will NEVER let you forget mixing up actual cancer vs. a zodiac sign 💀The editing on that part was way too funny
WHY IS NO ONE ELSE TALKING ABOUT THAT LIKE?-?-?-?-?-
I fucking CACK-ULLEDDDD 😭😭
that was a bit
And the fact that he’s actually a cancer and he thought the girl had cancer was funny 😂
he knew,he was just joking with us :p
It really pleases me to see the amount of people that agree on the importance of the question "Who is the best Spiderman?"
Yes and I am so ready to have that conversation with anyone and it was low-key infuriating to have Dylan think girls don’t care about that
@@sophiekelland1371 Same tbh. Like, we don't care about that kind of stuff but MIGHT talk about it "just to appease a guy"? I'm sorry but whether people wanna admit it or not, what he said was reductive and sexist and we don't need anymore of that tbh.
@@sophiekelland1371 fr like i love dylan but trust me i love spider-man more and i took that comment personally
Don't forget the hypen between 'Spider' and 'Man'.
@@rogue_hitman6582 Nah, Dylan is just telling the truth. Most girls don't like comic books 🤷♀️
Hey Dylan, while you’re shopping, maybe publish that book as well?🙂
This man writes a chapter a year😭 we'll see this book in 15 years fam💀💔💔✨
I coughed when I read this it caught me off guard
@@itsyagirljamal6980 he writes a word a day so it will be done in about 200,000 years
@@bumbobaggins I stand corrected💀💀💔✨
@@bumbobaggins 💀💀💀
dylan: “i just had an epiphany: i’m insane.”
group of girls coming together that dylan loves so dearly: “AWWW”
This kind of makes me want to see Dylan try and construct the perfect dating profile.
As a girl, I have to STRONGLY disagree that girls don’t talk about who’s the best Spider-Man. Me or my friends will HAPPILY have this discussion with anyone. With that said I cant pick bc they’re all amazing and perfect in their own ways
It gets heated too!! As soon as someone says Tobey, everyone gets hella passionate
i was looking for this comment
YESSSS
@@mayb3s. well i do think toby i the best, although i love andrew as a person🤷♀
Hey, great take bestie
As a girl, I can safely say that I would defend Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man with my life.
The right answer
@@Emma-zc5jm the only answer! yes
lmfaooo he has you all in a choke hold
me too bestie
… 👀
Don’t come after me 😅
But I… 😬
DISAGREE!!!😫
Dylan thinking the zodiac sign was cancer as in the illness gives me life. Then countering that with all the advice/strategies for dating apps is hilarious. Great content my guy.
dylan: “you just can underestimate my ability to procrastinate”
*us still waiting for the book*: yeah we know……
As a girl, I would like to say that girls definitely talk about thinks like "who is the best spiderman?", but not with everyone, especially with men who will act like freaking experts. I heard many men say to me "because you're a girl, you dont get it", so I just avoid talking to people who are not willing to hear opposite opinions.
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
No lie but most girls will love all the actors. We may have a fave but we'll usually say "yeah but they're all really good!" Which makes it more enjoyable to talk with a girl than a BOY ABOUT ANYTHING REALLY
No
exactly.
@@greenbananas12378 yes.
the feminine urge to get mad at dylan for thinking women can't have similar interests as guys
I know i was SO mad lol
Feminine urge 💀
@Moon Shine no I just mean that everyone is different and it's not fair to group all women together. I love marvel and some other girl doesn't... I'm just trying to say that it's frustrating when people assume that you're all the same
its rly not that deep in this case tbh he didn't say women CANT he said he doesn't see them doing it
@@armellebiampamba4257 lmaoo
Dylan: She has cancer, I don't want to make fun of sick ppl.
Realizes its her zodiac sign. 😂😂 Lmaooo so funny
2:53 my army heart stuttered
dylan, girls care about who the best spiderman is, we just respect other people’s opinions and don’t feel the need to argue about it lmao
Literally kind of annoyed me how he said it’s a “guy thing”
@@alamahdi2191 tbh same. lowkey guys stay doing shit like this lmao. It's like when girls say they like a sports teams and then guys are like "really? name 5 players" like deadass, didnt realize certain sports and movies were gendered lmao
@@DreamBelive07 yeah I understand ur point but like movies like Spider-Man have a more male audience then female's i
@@angelmelly2165 do they make you state your gender when buying anything Spiderman? how is this counted?
@@DreamBelive07 it’s not Dylan’s first time saying shit like this as well it’s getting on my nerves
Dylan please make the doctor’s appointment and then on your way home, go shopping. Goddamn 😂
Little Dylan has his shit together
Yes Dylan, some of us debate about comic book stuff. Even for hours. Love it.
The unbridled rage i felt when Dylan was talking about how women don't have opinions on spiderman is what will keep me going for the rest of the week
Dylan: “I don’t think women argue about who the best Spider-Man is”
The women in the comments: Bich you thought
*Reality check*
Exactly
Who tf cares
@@BlueHat1 you, probably.
As a girl, I can say with my whole chest that the only correct answer to "who is the best Spider-Man?" is ALL of them equally. In fact, putting the Spider-Man thing would get my attention because I really like Spider-Man, and when I look for potential dates, I look primarily for similar interests and passions! :) So stuff like LOTR, comics, Art, DnD, or a genre of music I also like, I wanna be able to bond over it and have an invested conversation, something with the potential to spark chemistry! :)
the fact that the guy mispelled Tobey Maguire (both first and last name!) makes his attempt so sad really
Respectfully no. Andrew Garfield is the only correct answer 😂😂 jk
@@ec4910 yess. I love Andrew Garfield, sorry. lol.
@@ec4910 agreed he’s my favourite
Another girl here, I love Tobey cos those were the movies that came out when I was a teenager, and Tom Holland is fantastic, so I’d have a hard time deciding between them. Andrew… he’s a good actor but I’m more likely to remember he was on one single Doctor Who episode than he was Spider-Man, tbh
I would love to see Dylan build his own profile with, what I am assuming, is two photos that he has of himself
I actually agree with Dylan’s final rankings. I’d put the cute magic guy first for sure.
FYI Dylan, girl here & I can confirm I've discussed with many friends (men & women) who the best spider man is - just depends on the person's interests
same here
Same here, all my girl friends have a very strong opinion about the best Spider-Man, it’s all about your interests
Same here, I will defend Spider Man 3 till the cows come home 🤣
And how the other person behaves. Because there are some who actually act like they know everything and will explain obvious stuff and treat you like a dumb person based on your gender. It's just a waste of time, instead of an interesting conversation
*cough* Garfield *cough*
Nah as a girl, Andrew Garfield was the best spiderman. He played the role awesome, he was a great Peter and a great spiderman and I am TIRED of everyone pretending he’s the worst.
Couldn’t agree with you more :)
I think Tom was the best Peter Parker, but Andrew was the best Spiderman and the best in the role overall. Obviously Tobey was great too, but Andrew tops them both in general.
YES. Our boy was ROBBED of a third movie. (For a long time I thought I was the only one who preferred him because all anyone would say was that they didn't like him and I'm like ARE YOU ALL BLIND)
I wouldn't say he's the best but he's definitely not the worst. I like different parts of all of them tbh although maybe I should say my favourite rather than the actual best because it's just my opinion but I do think I rewatch Andrews more
Yeah, Tom was kinda annoying, and Tobey was a bit boring🤷♀️
The fact Dylan was so disgusted by the beginning of the third guys profile is a green flag for Dylan
I once had a group of teenage girls ask me to settle their very heated argument about who the best spiderman was while I was at work
the backpack shirt's journey has been quite something. it went from being the most ridiculous thing ever to slightly repulsive and then to familiar and endearing.
Repulsive? Dude it's just a shirt...
@@TheStepmonkey i am joking. idk if you've watched Dylan for a while or not but everytime he wore that shirt, everyone in the comments was like, why that shirt? throw it away.
I don't know how Dylan thinks he wouldn't get any matches on a dating app. I'd totally swipe right on you Dylan
Me too and he lives in my city so....honestly nah I'm afraid he would swipe left if I swipe right on him omg
That's because you know him from the videos tho, people on dating apps might not
@@b.r.i.e nah he’s objectively hot and would easily write something funny he’d get a lot of matches
Me too, hands down
Maybe that’s his strategy 😂😂
4:42 "It's much easier living in delusion than it is to live with struggle."
Okay okay, andrew was my favourite- always rewatching it but personallyyyy Tom is the best. His trilogy origin just makes it so great and you get to see him grow and its amazing.
The lactose intolerant dude IMMEDIATELY locking himself in second place makes sense. Him getting bumped to last was probably his last straw though. My guy is about to go eat his feelings in a baskin robbins, raw doggin it no lactaid
I can’t stop laughing at your last sentence!
I'm also lactose intolerant and idk how he doesn't know that mentioning it just makes people think of you farting and shitting yourself.
@@DirtyPrancing!! how did nobody in the video bring this up its literally the first thing in his bio that shit's not attractive
i’m not exaggerating when i say, dylan has never looked so good, even in the backpack shirt
I like the backpack shirt!
He looks good in that shirt
Agreed
I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THIS
please do more of these. this is actually the funniest thing 😭
Where's Jimin, 😏 💜🅐🅡🅜🅨⁷⟬⟭💜
the "I'm willing to violently fart around the right person" guy... get yourself outta that number 1 spot boy 😂
And his comment about "I guess looks aren't that important." Gtfo out of here, you horse haired, ferret eyed egotistical manlet
Dylan. We definitely care about who the best Spiderman is and will fight to the death on it. 😂
Agreed 🤝
we are worse than men when it comes to marvel let’s be honest
@@betweencurls you have the ones who are in it for the hot characters, the ones who are in it for the plot lines and the ones who are a perfect balance.
YESSS
I pre ordered a little Dylan yesterday, I’m so excited 🥳🥳
girls being like "omg you're so pretty, no you are" as we should tbh complimenting people makes other happy that shouldn't be "negative" also there's a reason why most girls will put themselves last compared to other girls, we're made to to feel like there's a "compitation" between us on beauty, and beauty standards being pushed on us with very strict ideas of how you should be, but a guy with a not so great profile will be super confident because they're praised for doing the bare minimul let's not lie lol
Idk, I think it becomes incredibly disingenuous when it's all sunshine's and rainbows. If I have an experience where everyone is complimenting each other endlessly I just find it incredibly shallow and empty and suddenly every compliment just feels like a lie to be nice. Maybe that's just a me thing though, I did grow up in England 😅
Dylan is out here talking about strategy when all of us know he’d rank himself 1st
THE SCAM COLLEGE GRADUATE LMFAO THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
First, I was laughing really hard this whole video.
Second, women will hotly debate which Spiderman is best.
Third, I'm married to a Starwars nerd myself, so I may be biased, but that guys profile was the best! Most honest and self-aware. :)
Gosh i feel so safe in this fandom and comment section and the reddit too. I never liked reddit until u, and i am obsessed with u and every troublemaker
Well Dylan, Girls do argue about who is the best spider-man.
And it’s obviously Andrew. But if we are talking about Peter Parker then Toby. But if we are talking about the one that has perfect balance between the two then it’s Tom
OMG FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT 😭😭💔✨
The correct answer is that it's all of them! But I do also agree that they all had different strengths in the role! I also think that Dylan said that thing about girls not caring about Spider-Man so that he would get more engagement from girls heatedly debating Spider-Man in the comments lmaooo
That's common sense
Deffo Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man is the movie that hit me the most emotionally. Even Gwen was acted perfectly by Emma Stone.
Someone with the same brain!!!
As a girl, I can say I’ve witnessed actual debates between my friends about what each Spider-Man brings to the table. It just tends to be more… “ooh, you make a good point.” Or, “wow, I didn’t really remember that.” And it’s strangely polite but loud. My friend group was about 75%girls 25%boys.
Same
@@Lalalaaleeluu great username!
@@HyperWolf of the three, in your opinion which is the best?
@@diegogonzalezvazq I can’t pick. I think that out of the three, the best actor is Andrew Garfield, although his movies are probably the ones I rewatch the least. Tom Holland does a really great job as well and I am looking forward to where they are going with his Spider-Man in the future. But Tobey’s Spider-Man is my childhood and his movies are the most rewatched. Do you have a favorite Spider-Man?
@@HyperWolf trick question. The best is miles morales
Out of those three though tbh probably Tobey bc there’s too much nostalgia about it. His movies made Spider Man my favourite super hero
You crack me up Dylan. Love watching your reactions!!😂💖
I spent the last of the money i had until next week for the little Dylan and I have no regrets at alllll 😂 idec that it’s a preorder and most likely won’t see it until summer bc i love it sm and i’ve been waiting for Dylan merch.. we NEED troublemaker sweaters now 🤤🤤
Hey Dylan, ok so most of these comments are about girls debating Spider-Man but I gotta hand it to ya, this entire video you really nailed it for what should and shouldn’t be on the dating profiles. Guys with pics of dogs? Definitely cheating. Guys who tell you “what you should be doing” such as working on yourself, instant turn off, you’re right keep that stuff in your head and then all the other things you said in regards to dating apps was spot on. I’ve thought and said all these things when looking at profiles. Also…to the “relationships come and go but work on your purpose go getter” one…I’m with you. That rubs me the wrong way, again instant turn off, I just wanna relax and chill lol. so if that makes me crazy, then I’m right there with ya. But seriously, if you do see this; great video, funny and true commentary. I just discovered you about a week ago, but you’re funnier than most comedy shows on tv. Keep it up and thanks for the laughs!
So true. Especially this guy was like "it's my brother's dog" what so it's not even YOUR dog that i might potentially meet along the line? Why would you tease me in this unforgivable way.
how are guys with pics of dogs definitely cheating??
@@krissybee123 they're not really but i think they are a bit if it's not their dog hahha! But it's only teasing it's not really that important. Though as a cat person if a guy has a cat I'm already like "yes..bonus points just for liking cats"
Personally I think dating profiles should all be "Here's what I have to offer" rather than "here's what I'm looking for." My profile is about me, yours should be about you.
@@sighcantthinkofaname exactly! The minute I see them telling me how they want ME to be…is the minute I swipe left. Either he’s controlling, arrogant, self absorbed, entitled, judgmental or all the above. Hard pass!
As a straight woman who has used dating apps for the majority of my 20s without any major success, the fact that the guys are most impressed by that stupid pickle photo explains so much about their seeming passion for many far away blurry pictures with 12 other people doing a dumb thing.
Also LOOOL the guys went "oooooh" at the insta link and i was like "yep" 🤣🤣🤣 because damn at this point I see enough "anyone here not just plugging their instagram" in grumpy bios that i already know it's an issue 🤣
But i don't get why showing ur instagram is a bad thing 🤔
@@TheStepmonkey no same to be fair if anything i agree with Dylan you can click through and see more about someone. But i think some issues guys come across with is like spam or girls using dating apps to basically try and promote their instagram. But if it's just a genuine like then i see no issue.
@@TheStepmonkey Clout chasing. Just to get some extra followers off some thirsty dudes. Being secretive is way more sexy, not immediately showing your private instagram to the whole world. But that's just my opinion as a Man in my 20s
I'm a queer woman and the pickle picture also attracted me the most 😆 I think it's the energy. I wanna see someone is goofy and has fun rather than just how "perfect" they are
@@sin3358 LOL that's absolutely fair!! I enjoy seeing fun non perfect pictures but a lot of guys don't have much else it's hard to even tell which person they are 😂
this is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while hHah also I hope you eventually set up ur doctors appointment and then do some shopping u can literally do both of these online HHAHA
Dylan making my day
9:54 yeah the idea that we constantly need to be "working on ourselves" (which is very vague to begin with) is really strange to me too. Isn't that just hustle culture but for self-improvement? It's okay to just live your life and do the best you can in that moment. Constantly improving yourself sounds exhausting lol
ugh thank you for saying this. i know i needed to hear it. 🙏🏻
Awww that's a good mindset. I know I'm working on improving myself but it's nice to realize that I have my whole life ahead of me to take that one step at a time and be gracious with myself when I mess up.
So true. Half the profiles I read it's like do you want a girlfriend or a contestant on The Apprentice like let me live
I agree!!! It turns me off when people take themselves way too seriously and are being like a little rigid on the app??? Im just here to have fun and be relaxed bro calm down life is not a competition
i was a victim of this “working on myself” thing that i ended up feeling burnt out in the long run and i still feel the effects of it till today lolol - thanks for this oddly comforting comment
*glasses on*: Nerdy Dylan?
*glasses off*: Now he's not nerdy Dylan?!
Nice try, but Dylan's always nerdy Dylan.😂
Boom. Roasted
I always feel like your advices are genius even if the context is humoristic
I wish they had multiple girls ranking the guys like the girls episode. But this was so fun!!!! The vid idea and your reactions!
The Funnest part is how many of them are lying about their height, the guy at 11:17 his profile says 5'7, while the guy at 11:44 his profile says his height is 6 ft and guy at 12:40 says his height is 6ft1 even though both of them are barely 3 inches taller than the guy at 11:17, can't believe how many people lie about their height on Tinder even though I don't think it matters that much
Thing is like even if it does matter to someone like what are they gonna do walk on their tip toes for the rest of their life like you're gonna meet the girl and she's gonna see how tall you are and that's that. If she's bothered she'll still be out. Guys lying for shit like that is so dumb. Dude once told me mid first meeting he was like 4 years younger than he said but he changed it because he came across a profile he liked who said they wouldn't go for anyone younger and I'm like dude wtf you gonna do wait until your wedding day then spill the beans?! If you can't be yourself immediately then what the hell is the point 🤣
@@JeM130177 ikr, I've seen friends and dudes who are below average height get with the most gorgeous women, most women don't care about height apart from hook-up culture or online dating, and anyways you only let height become a problem when you let it affect your decision. You have to understand some people have preference and move on, there's plenty of beautiful women who'll date you.
@@JeM130177 okay so i have an ironic story relating to the last part of your comment: my grandpa was younger than my grandma, but she told him she wanted to marry someone who was older than her, so he told her that he was older than he actually was & he had a birth certificate that had him at the age he told her he was (when his family immigrated here from mexico, they gave fake birthdates to seem older so they could work sooner), and she didn't find out about the age thing until either after they sent out the wedding invitations or after the actual wedding (i don't remember which one tbh). she was pissed, of course. they stayed together tho. probably partially bc she was a second generation italian & didn't have much money, so she didn't have many other options. he also convinced a cop that he wasn't speeding when he absolutely was, had the cop drive next to him to prove that he "wasn't speeding", and got out of the speeding ticket. man was either a master manipulator or a master finesser. or both i guess lmao
@@lauwenrodriguez LOL!! That's brilliant!! I suppose if you've been with someone long enough you're marrying them i would definitely be pissed if told that but it probably wouldn't be enough to make me not want to be with them....unless compulsive lying was a pattern 😂
omg ur attention to detail! my fav comment!
I cannot describe how much I love this man
this is probably the most I've laughed in any of your videos
"oh that's a bts video wheres Jimin" i laughed way to hard at that🤣🤣
I’m offended that Dylan thinks girls don’t care about who is the best Spider-Man…..
It’s obviously Andrew Garfield
i was a little offended too. but in opinion tom holland is the best spiderman.
@@khushbirkaurpannu5279
Tom Holland is def a great Spider-Man, but I truly believe it’s an age thing. Whoever u grew up with as Spider-Man is the best Spider-Man to you.
Also like Andrew’s acting ability is *chef’s kiss*
you GET me
And I think it is Tobey maguire. Apparently we do care and there is a potential for a debate as well 😂
@@ach8887 I grew up with Tobey but definitely think Tom Holland is the best combination of Peter and Spidey, but Andrew hands down is the BEST Spidey.
The funny thing about the guys ranking themselves is that the star wars guy would definitely be at the top for me BECAUSE he's a star wars nerd!
and he's not afraid to show it, which tells me he's passionate about smth
4:51
This was bizarre to me lol. I loved collecting rocks and crystals as a kid, but I would try to intentionally break rocks hoping they were sparkly inside.
But the weird thing I collected as a kid was the shells of cicadas. I don't know why I collected them, but I'd go around trees and whereever I found a shell and put it in an Aladdin lunch box I had lol. Until one day my grandma found it and dumped them all out.
Dylan since I’ve started watching you, my comedy has EVOLVED. (And my stsndards in movies and men but whatever)
We as a collective don’t put enough pressure on men. All of their pictures were so bad literal ass and all the girls looked nice in theirs. Men…. Do more, be better.
Maybe do the contraire: ladies, relax, you don't have to try that hard
i am proud to say that I cackled at the jimin joke for like 5 minutes straight until I realised it wasn’t even that funny but then I laughed again . i love you dylan
no because same lmaooo
Dylan, as a man, not being able to comprehend what society and the patriarchy has done to women’s “egos” and confidence is hilarious. They all put themselves last bc that’s really how the world has made us actually feel.
They are grown women. I think they would have had enough experience to act how they want to by now. And putting theirs at the last must have only been so that they dont seem vain or boastful
And also it seems about time we stop blaming things on "society" when these adult people has every control over what they can and cant do in their life
@@leonamvinoy3008 amen to that!!
lol theyre obviously putting themselves last to be kind to each other
@@leonamvinoy3008 Okay but the original comment is right, women are conditioned to be less confident and take up less space so it makes sense that the women put themselves in last place at first.
I'm gonna add another comment because I'm in hospital with no life at the moment (so when I say hospital I mean morgue). Nick is I think the kindest of them all. I think he chose last for himself mostly because he knew Tyler was gonna get knocked down so he said he'd take 5th spot so Tyler had more leeway to move himself down further but not all the way down to 5th. He also confronted Tyler about it then when he placed himself first because he wanted to prepare him. His end statement then is a genuine belief of his I'd say from who he seems to be as a person. Placing yourself last so easily shows he doesn't care all that much about dating sites in the first place I think.
The zodiac sign part had me cracking up 😂😂
I’m sorry but I love the back pack shirt. The shapes and they way it breaks up a block of black makes my brain happy. It always looks fabulous with the sound boards behind you.
My dude . . . I needed a senior quote. You gave me one.
Dylan as much as I love your insights, I think there are a lot of girls out there that love Spider-Man, lots of Nerdy girls, and girls who like action movies.
I knew that the girls would rank themselves more or less in 5th and the guys would rank themselves more towards the first position; most girls always see themselves as less worthy while guys mostly think they're better than they are, but in the end, when the dude said stuff like "it's not because you have good looks that you're hubby material", like boy bye, so not surprised
this was actually a really fun video, thx Dylan, appreciate it ;)
“Girls don’t care about who the best Spider-Man is, guys will argue about it for hours... but girls..”
Hahahaha Dylan oh you sweet innocent summer child
Same, I mean I'm pretty sure none of my friends would care, but me? I could go _off_ on Spider-Man, oh and don't even get me started on Batman or the Joker!
Dylan, you were really smart to say that girls don't care about which Spiderman is the best, because look at all of the comments you got from people who were offended by that 🤣I feel like you totally knew what you were doing with that comment. Great video.
AYOO THE BACKPACK SHIRT RULES!!
THE BACKPACK SHIRT 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Not to be that person but Dylan with that A++ Sense of Humor and that Beautiful face thinking he wouldn't get matches, wut? Dylan Sweetie you are killing it!
it's probaly part of his humility stragety lol
He knows he's fine, he knows it damn well
Alright before he started talking about the backpack shirt all I was thinking was damn he looks good in that shirt.
Keep the shirt. It looks amazing on you.
8:57 honestly i was waiting for the audible sponsorship to jump in
i love how most of the girls in the comments are like "actually Dylan, we do care about spider-man"
we do, we really really do
I actually hate reading the same comment over and over, no shade
Hey Dylan, Why are you wearing a backpack?
The "cancer" got me so bad i' dying LMAOOO
When I had a dating profile, my bio only said "Ask me to make fun of you." It started a lot of conversations
Me realizing I procrastinate on my own personal well-being at the same level as Dylan was the wake-up call I needed to schedule a dentist and doctor's appointment... I might even do laundry.
i love you dylan but girls DEFINITELY CARE about who the best spiderman is.. *cough* *cough* andrew
YES
ANDREW GARFIELD IS THE BEST SPIDER-MAN.
ikr
I mean Tom Holland is more canon. BUT I loved Andrew Garfield as Spiderman
and it made me so angry that this guy spelled Tobey wrong😂
Your Yootooz is like the only one I've seen that actually looks like the person that made it
as a kpop stan the "wheres jimin?" joke had me CRYINGGGGG😭😭😭
I literally just had the worst day of my life and Dylan just made it 1000% better. Love you lots ❤️
he should be labelled as a benzodiazepine
Awh I’m so sorry I’ve also had a bad week your not alone bestie
he always does
Same. I just got back from work and i feel horrible. But at least there's a new Dylan video.
Genuinely wish you the best😘
love how dylan constantly talks about how much he hates the backpack shirt and still wears it.
I like the jubilee content. I saw a poll on the subreddit and it ranked at the bottom for what people like ☹️ hopefully we get more in future anyway. 11:50 oh Dylan 😂
dude I love arguing about who is the best spiderman. It's so funny to me, how you just can't imagine girls being as nerdy haha. Loved the video!!
I tried a dating app for a bit but I couldn't handle the men lol. Plus I'm a low maintenance girl and always feel like I can't compare to other women on the app so definitely understand the fear of rejection part.
Same 😭 i went to take a peek on the other side to see the girls profile and theyre all like amazing and gorgeous giving off girl boss vibes and im like yikes i cant compete. Same thing with the guys too for some reason everyone is accomplished and husting..? Im low maintenance too (and a bit of nerd) and cant see any of these men liking me lol
Dylan was a complete mood with the 'I just wanna chill' and 'set a low standard'. Like sure I could post my most glam pictures, have an instagram worthy photoshoot with a mini pre-show dehydration/carbing up in good lighting and getting my hair and make-up done by someone other than me. And then you meet me and it's like eh, nothing special.
Like you gotta sell yourself, but you know there's a lifelong return policy and finding that balance is like... I can't do this.
same but.. HOW do you get to know people if not by apps? i genuinely have no idea. that of "from friends" never worked for me
Dylan: I don’t want to joke about people who have cancer
Also Dylan: “they ranked her last bc she has cancer”
This prompt about who is the best Spiderman could actually work on me and I know at least a few other women who are as willing to discuss superhero-related issues as men, just the matter of people you hang out with, I guess.