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2017 Chinese PLA 24 Hour Special Operations Food Packet MRE Review Meal Ready to Eat Tasting Test

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  • Check out what the PLA troops are eating on special operations -This 24 Hour Ration is China's take on the US FSR - being ready to eat, on-the-go foods and beverages - and very much a no-frills one.. I call it: Future of the future. See for yourself and you decide which is better: This? Or the US FSR? Leave a comment and let me know what you think!
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  • @dr.vanilla9017
    @dr.vanilla9017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9838

    "Taste like expired Multi Vitamins."
    NOT BAD
    Never change Steve.

    • @YuubiTimberwolf
      @YuubiTimberwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Better than green pork!

    • @JohnTheFrugalFatGuy
      @JohnTheFrugalFatGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Yeah, "most people would find it revolting" but he keeps going back for more! :D

    • @redheads604
      @redheads604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      anything's not bad after you've eaten 100+ year old meat

    • @iirossii2005
      @iirossii2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@redheads604 how he hasn't gotten botulism or dysentery is beyond me..

    • @iirossii2005
      @iirossii2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @Happy McJoyjoy *how he hasn't died from it is beyond me lol

  • @lulubell31
    @lulubell31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Steve runs around the block a few times...
    Neighbor: He must be drinking those Chinese energy gels again.

    • @DamplyDoo
      @DamplyDoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@letsgetrealmedicated Bobby! Have you been drinking those.... Energy gels again?! I tell you hhwhat...

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@letsgetrealmedicated Bwah!

    • @blaineerp9225
      @blaineerp9225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@letsgetrealmedicated "got dammit Bobby!"

    • @carpeomnia88
      @carpeomnia88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @siripfreely
    @siripfreely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    This is actually brilliant. Crates of rations could double as fortifications.

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wouldn't be the first time the Chinese have done that.

    • @MegaMackproductions
      @MegaMackproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Seems that theyd supply more morale being used in that capacity

    • @autisticANDarmed
      @autisticANDarmed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MegaMackproductionsindubitably my good sir.

    • @the_gask6070
      @the_gask6070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      PLA makes rations inedible, so that the troops are motivated to win the battle and get the enemy's MREs

    • @georgecrompton8663
      @georgecrompton8663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The bullets in the food would make a nice change.

  • @megugu2155
    @megugu2155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2092

    "Bro Fei Ling what are we eating today?"
    "Brick"

    • @Reign_-nq8iv
      @Reign_-nq8iv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      C4 and BRICK

    • @logans.7932
      @logans.7932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Bro I lost my shit at this one

    • @theunknown7683
      @theunknown7683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@logans.7932 so did the Chinese literally

    • @urielmartinez2161
      @urielmartinez2161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Reign_-nq8iv Bites the C4, 拉屎

    • @Wolfboy_109
      @Wolfboy_109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah yes
      C fking 4-

  • @JamesRPatrick
    @JamesRPatrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4222

    When you make rations and plastic explosives at the same factory but there's a mixup in the packaging department.

    • @qee4617
      @qee4617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      That's gonna be an explosive diarrhea

    • @mohitgangrade5491
      @mohitgangrade5491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No shit😂

    • @ry4n737
      @ry4n737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Doubles as C4...

    • @justins.7316
      @justins.7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAOO

    • @goombapizza6335
      @goombapizza6335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lololololol

  • @D3fcon141
    @D3fcon141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2095

    Those bars are what I'd imagine you'd get out of a nutrient paste dispenser in Rimworld

    • @adolfhitlerwithinternetacc6259
      @adolfhitlerwithinternetacc6259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Guglielmo A. Speranza Keller -15 food poisoning. Vomit everywhere and the only doctor is dead

    • @ShitStainedBallSack
      @ShitStainedBallSack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty much

    • @SteelyDanzig
      @SteelyDanzig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Ate Without Table

    • @shiringasai
      @shiringasai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He has some videos on pemican

    • @shinjiprofile
      @shinjiprofile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You lose more energy chewing than gain any nutritional value of the ration

  • @jacobford3452
    @jacobford3452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Those protein bars actually improve morale, because when an entire platoon sits down for dinner they get to play a game of Jenga.

  • @Ascariedeus
    @Ascariedeus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1687

    What are we fighting for?
    Other countries: Land, Oil, Freedom
    China: for the enemy's MRE packs.

    • @crowbirdryuell
      @crowbirdryuell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think North Korea is more suitable

    • @world9195
      @world9195 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      西方人,暴露了你们的野心,毕竟你们生来就是强盗。

    • @JackVo
      @JackVo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Try it , it is not bad.

    • @antoniomosley4961
      @antoniomosley4961 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      USA: Isreal

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@crowbirdryuell North Koreans often answer that they're fighting for America if they learn anything about us that isn't propaganda.

  • @miatafan
    @miatafan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6151

    *U.S MRE* “it’s important to consider the morale of our soldiers”
    *Chinese MRE* “the what?”

    • @scullystie4389
      @scullystie4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      I believe morale is an old wooden ship

    • @dylanbutler698
      @dylanbutler698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +850

      "The beatings will continue until morale improves"

    • @Bodomi
      @Bodomi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Love me some communism

    • @gisarme113
      @gisarme113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

      kill your enemy and eat their MRE instead. MOTIVATION.

    • @Ozzymandias493
      @Ozzymandias493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@mokubakaiba1751 No no no they use the capitalism economy as a mask to appeal to "investors" and make it easier to bring money IN china from other countries, they're still very much a communist state.

  • @yankee6851
    @yankee6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5935

    *Chinese Soldier*
    “Whats for breakfast?” *Bar*
    “Whats for lunch?” *Bar*
    “Whats for Dinner?” *Bar*
    *Sigh*

    • @sinarquista7361
      @sinarquista7361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

      ITS CALLED BROWNING AUTOMATIC RIFLE OK?

    • @decliche1286
      @decliche1286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@sinarquista7361 a fellow creature of culture

    • @jamesanderton344
      @jamesanderton344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      There’s no time to eat when you’re beating back the capitalistic running dogs and the imperialist stooges....

    • @icaliu1
      @icaliu1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      -There will be erasers tomorrow.
      -Yey!
      Tomorrow:
      Take out bars…

    • @2diefor
      @2diefor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      "Honey! I'm home from the war! What's for dinner?"
      "Bar! :D"

  • @Ishidalover
    @Ishidalover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2092

    Japan: (easily gives soldiers rice and chicken or fish)
    China: CONSUME THE BAR, COMRADE

    • @SerabiiBot
      @SerabiiBot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Everyone gets the same bars, and so everyone is equal. Marx would be proud of these gastrointestinal warcrimes.

    • @habib1971
      @habib1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      C O N S U M E T H E B A R C O M R A D E

    • @nottellingnostfu318
      @nottellingnostfu318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      CONSUME THE BAR COMRADE

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      CONSUME THE BAR COMRADE

    • @oracle8192
      @oracle8192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@SerabiiBot as a marxist I find this hilarious. Now eat the fucking bar C O M R A D E

  • @jacobfields8111
    @jacobfields8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    "No toilet paper..."
    Toilet paper? Why would you need toilet paper after eating that?

    • @theunknown7683
      @theunknown7683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      You are already dammed up in there. You need laxatives if anything.

    • @here1359
      @here1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Pretty sure it'll come out the same shape it came in

    • @aBerlin1945
      @aBerlin1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@here1359 Same color too

    • @here1359
      @here1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@aBerlin1945 Efficient and recyclable.

    • @toci2574
      @toci2574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@here1359 ready to consume tho

  • @Jmattt7194
    @Jmattt7194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    "Tastes like expired multivitamins"
    "Not bad!"

    • @glicko1952
      @glicko1952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MGS3 reff?

    • @MrRashiadah
      @MrRashiadah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Super funny also geniune

  • @OutOfNamesToChoose
    @OutOfNamesToChoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3759

    Didn't need the camo packaging. It could be hidden in plain sight, because noone would recognise that as food.

    • @soomiko
      @soomiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hahahaha

    • @lifesonwanabe
      @lifesonwanabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@LegendLength minecraft camo

    • @Sergei_kv82
      @Sergei_kv82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HAHAHAHA JOKE SO FUNNY YOU REPEAT US PROPAGANDA

    • @x7532
      @x7532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAO

    • @Sergei_kv82
      @Sergei_kv82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @JGD Racist mc. fat 🍔

  • @HeroGenix
    @HeroGenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    the PLA rations were not just made to feed soldiers but also to throw at and injure the enemy when they eventually run out of ammunition.

    • @nguyenphuoc4834
      @nguyenphuoc4834 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You never try Vietnam Army dry ration, eh ?
      It's very hard that if you use it as a melee weapon, you can hit someone in the head until dead with blood all over your hand, but that's the story when you haven't unpack it. Because once you unpack it, it still hard but not as hard as when it still packed

    • @nguyenphuoc4834
      @nguyenphuoc4834 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vietnam Army dry ration is so hard that, when I received one pack of them, I smacked it like hell on the ground, and goddamn it, it's still intact! But I like that ration btw because it's a lot easier to eat than this Chinese ration, and you don't have to consume a lot. One pack contain 2 bars, eat one pack and drink so,e water and you're ready to go

  • @user-fz4is7in1c
    @user-fz4is7in1c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    One of my friends is a PLA veteran, he says PLA relies on field kitchen most rather than MRE. MRE is only the last resort to supply food to soldiers, Which possibly explains why PLA's MRE is not tasty.

    • @atrece13
      @atrece13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And this isn't even a real PLA MRE, I think is made from a company that sells to civilians

    • @mr.powell8817
      @mr.powell8817 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Reds never were any good at food production

    • @user-fz4is7in1c
      @user-fz4is7in1c ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mr.powell8817 But PLA's canned food is FANTASTIC. I have stored more than 100 pieces at home, delicious and at a reasonable price (usually cheaper than equivalent meat you can get from local market:)

    • @hankglidden1463
      @hankglidden1463 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      This isn't their MRE equivalent though, this is equivalent to a first strike ration. This would be used in situations where a field kitchen is impossible, so they created this knowing full well that it would be their front lines only form of sustenance, and to think that's a good idea in this context would make you deeply stupid.

    • @dominuslogik484
      @dominuslogik484 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The US doesn't rely on its MREs usually either, we have an entire logistical train for building field kitchens and cycling soldiers from patrols back to forward operating bases on a regular basis where they will typically eat food cooked on site by the mess staff. The MRE is for troops in combat zones or extended deployment away from forward operating bases where they can't freely move without expecting to be ambushed or fired upon when out of positions.

  • @luxlox9029
    @luxlox9029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2761

    Damn they really gave them a game of jenga

  • @Journey_to_who_knows
    @Journey_to_who_knows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3082

    The packet looks looks like a gun camo you'd unlock after 10 headshots

    • @richardlahan7068
      @richardlahan7068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ?

    • @koketsu
      @koketsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ?

    • @xNaiiko
      @xNaiiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Maxeree call of duty reference

    • @MultiArtartart
      @MultiArtartart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      hahahaha
      even texture is the chipest
      in cod is like 10,50,100,500 headshots I think. lol

    • @maryaguilera2494
      @maryaguilera2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ?

  • @user-ui8so9zz3i
    @user-ui8so9zz3i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    I go to Chinese class, so I can read a bit. The label said the bars are supposed to be put into water before eating, so it won’t be hard

    • @fuckyoutubeusernamechange
      @fuckyoutubeusernamechange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      That sounds even more horrible

    • @matthewcaughey8898
      @matthewcaughey8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@fuckyoutubeusernamechange sounds like a bar of wet mung

    • @MrFlytoskyyy2
      @MrFlytoskyyy2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@fuckyoutubeusernamechange well it's not made for fine dining or anything close to that

    • @fuckyoutubeusernamechange
      @fuckyoutubeusernamechange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MrFlytoskyyy2 Of course, but it's a fine joke

    • @erichuang2553
      @erichuang2553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Hi, I know CHINESE too but I didn’t see any label say that. It’s only said the bar is ready to eat when open the package…

  • @g3orgge788
    @g3orgge788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Asked my military dad for Chinese food, he brought home this. Safe to say I am not disappointed.

  • @awbrynes
    @awbrynes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2368

    Steve saying he can barely eat an *unexpired* ration is the most withering criticism of a food possible. Get it together China.

    • @jamestheotherone742
      @jamestheotherone742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Funny thing is 'Mericans pay about $5 a bar for those at "health and fitness" stores.

    • @aisponek
      @aisponek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I'm surprised he's willing to eat any Chinese mre after the last one.

    • @Gongolongo
      @Gongolongo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you looked at our boys in the Army? Food tastes great but holy hell there's a ton of fatasses.

    • @samdherring
      @samdherring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      noth606 forgot to mention the peaceful pollution, and harmless shark fin and rhino horn mutilations, and can’t omit the non aggressive island building in an attempt at empire expansion in the pacific.

    • @razormc954
      @razormc954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Yuck Foutube So, China's peaceful? Ask the Tibetians and Uighurs about how "peaceful' they are?

  • @matchc0635
    @matchc0635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    The chinese writing on the energy gel literally says "liquid bar"
    Smh,everything is bars.

  • @FiniteBlu
    @FiniteBlu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    USA: Okay so we have 3 different meals for the day and 4 MRE’s with different types of meals. What about you China?
    China: *M A L T*

  • @fredjackson8408
    @fredjackson8408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This channel is like the original asmr ngl. Been watching these on and off for years now and Steve is so relaxing. Like the Bob Ross of MREs

  • @c.j.1089
    @c.j.1089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    "Most people would find this revolting" - picks drink back up and keeps drinking while he opines on it's disgustingness. I love it.

    • @CoffeeAndPaul
      @CoffeeAndPaul ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's the Bob Ross of food. To him this ration is a not-so-happy tree, but still beautiful & deserves a fair chance!

  • @ftffighter
    @ftffighter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1832

    I can't imagine those bars in the winter...

    • @toad3222
      @toad3222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Just swallow it whole lmao, no point trying to chew

    • @soomiko
      @soomiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well.....

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Lick it

    • @chipchop3948
      @chipchop3948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      When you eat it you ll sh*t brix

    • @ProAverageGuy
      @ProAverageGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@toad3222 we got a deep throater here...

  • @crancelbrowser5478
    @crancelbrowser5478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dude your palate is mind boggling, i love how you describe all these things.

  • @XrpAndy
    @XrpAndy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Steve is the most polite dinner guest to have over

    • @CoolKid-qk7tl
      @CoolKid-qk7tl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He will clean his plate no matter what you serve

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Reviewbrah SteveMRE crossover episode

  • @paco4756
    @paco4756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    This looks like it should be in an emergency ration.

    • @SynZ777
      @SynZ777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I call it the emergency room ration. Because you'll most likely end up there with food poisoning.

    • @lllllREDACTEDlllll
      @lllllREDACTEDlllll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LOL It kind of is. For when you need to kill things in an emergency.

    • @AngeredKabar
      @AngeredKabar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      So far the Chinese rations look like sadness.
      I had some red bean ramen once and it tasted like disappointment feels. I can't imagine what some sort of expired bootleg type ration would be like.

    • @heyfucko
      @heyfucko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@AngeredKabar because the chinese government doesnt understand what human emotions or needs are, so they treat they soldiers like shit

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hey dude That's the scary part. Making Inhumane machines of war.

  • @Jack-tm4er
    @Jack-tm4er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2621

    U.S. Spends 20 years trying to design the best preserved pizza
    China: What?

    • @AC-gu9ks
      @AC-gu9ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Nani?

    • @Tak3asy
      @Tak3asy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haha

    • @devincumberstach3515
      @devincumberstach3515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Que?

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      U.S. Spends 20 years trying to design the best preserved pizza
      China: Spends 80 years using K-rations

    • @lordmerp1498
      @lordmerp1498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      murica fuck yeah

  • @jesseknierim8922
    @jesseknierim8922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love that he goes “what a nice change up they give you those so you don’t go insane”, eating the purple bar after eating the gross peanut butter looking bar🤣

  • @mysteriomarvel933
    @mysteriomarvel933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Love your channel Steve. Your attention to detail, extensive knowledge of the military history behind these rations and respect for our soldiers is much appreciated. Keep up the good work....at ease soldier!

  • @tylerdurden69420
    @tylerdurden69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Imagine a squad of SF dudes eating that and sitting inside an APC going on a mission. The protein farts inside that thing would be at chemical-warfare levels.

    • @Luna_Spiritus
      @Luna_Spiritus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @domovie1
      @domovie1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nathan 556 you’ve got 9 seconds.

    • @jibrankhantareen7300
      @jibrankhantareen7300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@domovie1 you underestimate Chinese butt clenching power

    • @jasontanoko2181
      @jasontanoko2181 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      bruh youre right when we eat to much protein our fart can smelled like sulfur and shit mixed together

  • @AdamIsUrqed
    @AdamIsUrqed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    When bored, Chinese soldiers can build houses from those bars.

    • @raisa_cherry33
      @raisa_cherry33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @giathuanleviet4138
      @giathuanleviet4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Or fortify their location 😂

    • @i_nameless_i-jgsdf
      @i_nameless_i-jgsdf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah, build the great wall to protect China !

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Great bar of china

    • @oozarusama
      @oozarusama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHERE'S THE SPARTAN THERMOPILE WAR RATION.

  • @xivoda
    @xivoda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know something's not right when Steve starts complaining

  • @andrejstolica7337
    @andrejstolica7337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    Im sitting here at 5 in the morning craving MREs when i have the access to actually good food

    • @SC0RPI057
      @SC0RPI057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Andrej Stolica same man

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I mean, MREs aren't that bad.

    • @aghastyayoga3371
      @aghastyayoga3371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Its okay man. With how the world progress we will eat MRE soon.

    • @hexenh
      @hexenh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I relate, except with these chinese MRE's They make me glad I have access to good food

    • @corettaha7855
      @corettaha7855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m not even craving this one. China is mean.

  • @justforfun4103
    @justforfun4103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    I got constipated just looking at those energy bars.

    • @matthewcaughey8898
      @matthewcaughey8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A whole bottle of milk of magnesia wouldn’t be enough to dislodge that blockage

  • @ThumbWiggler
    @ThumbWiggler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Steve's conversion is better than most drug dealers out there

    • @blaineerp9225
      @blaineerp9225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I concur good sir. 🧐

    • @Luna_Spiritus
      @Luna_Spiritus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would buy anything from such a smooth talker

  • @1mymm
    @1mymm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    We just gonna ignore that Steve knows what an eraser tastes like?

  • @masonprovost3869
    @masonprovost3869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    “Tastes like expired multivitamins, not bad.”, Puts into perspective how bad the veggie omelet tastes.

  • @Formulka
    @Formulka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    "Tastes like expired multi-vitamines, has the smell of it too, not bad."

    • @christiangrey3645
      @christiangrey3645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lmfao, expired multivitamins must be one of his all-time favourites.

    • @zahidshabir4038
      @zahidshabir4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      later on he says he liked it @ 10:56

    • @kalinmir
      @kalinmir 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      internet sure is small

  • @InTheDead
    @InTheDead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "They give you that, so you don't go insane."

  • @andrewlittleboy8532
    @andrewlittleboy8532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Open some baked beans yesterday, pulled the ring pull, and I said “nice hiss“!

    • @raisa_cherry33
      @raisa_cherry33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hahahaha gr8 👌😂 impact of Steve.

    • @Michael-rr8ud
      @Michael-rr8ud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Andrew Littleboy welcome to the brotherhood

    • @robertopavon7453
      @robertopavon7453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Happened to me the other day, but with a silent fart.

    • @urielmartinez2161
      @urielmartinez2161 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same a few weeks ago

    • @mike136rr
      @mike136rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Campbells soup..condensed...nice

  • @michaelh4227
    @michaelh4227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I love how the packaging is camo so that you can't find it if you drop it.

    • @drj7115
      @drj7115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lol

  • @rustyshackleford6730
    @rustyshackleford6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    After eating this ration for a couple days you would be so constipated you’d need a depth charge to get it moving again...

    • @kiyoponnn
      @kiyoponnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

    • @BELCAN57
      @BELCAN57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plumbers helper

    • @RoboBlue2
      @RoboBlue2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Depth charge brand fiber bars, coming to a base near you.

    • @XSB-en5bg
      @XSB-en5bg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then you have a nother bar?? Just like they said in space today's coffee is tomorrow's coffee same as yesterday's coffee!

    • @blacktigress15
      @blacktigress15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or a land mine. lol

  • @oops9070
    @oops9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    “The gel is 69 calories.”
    n I c e

    • @beyondsingularity
      @beyondsingularity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      double pun. Those are rare. Congratulations!

    • @dmb8690
      @dmb8690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      antisocialite lol

    • @baranzenovich
      @baranzenovich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nice

    • @mhtate3626
      @mhtate3626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice

    • @_d3642
      @_d3642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2:34

  • @johngleeman8347
    @johngleeman8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "A lot of people would find this revolting."
    ROFL

    • @user-ve1cc6qn6t
      @user-ve1cc6qn6t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The gel actually sounds pretty good

  • @canoebadour
    @canoebadour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    “Nice hiss,” said the man
    As he got it out on a tray
    “No chewing gum or toilet paper,” he said,
    As he threw the Chinese MRE away.

    • @SoniComi
      @SoniComi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He won't need toilet paper after eating that. No way can a single man digest and pass those bars through his body...

    • @estebanelguapo
      @estebanelguapo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The type 1 ration bar removes the need for chewing gum.

  • @kingofdaplayazball5817
    @kingofdaplayazball5817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    Those bars are constructed of the finest grade Chinesium.

    • @as-jp5cl
      @as-jp5cl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I can taste the cancer already

    • @narlycharley
      @narlycharley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Focus you fukh.

    • @angrynerd2128
      @angrynerd2128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The uncle bumblefuck family Is everywhere

    • @NCrdwlf
      @NCrdwlf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uncle bumblefucks army checking in .

    • @willyg842
      @willyg842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kingofda playazball THAT IS AWESOME! Chinesium!

  • @RedAnimus
    @RedAnimus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    The Chinese have managed to package sadness and feed it to people. Amazing! Makes US MREs look like they deserve a Michelin star. 😂

    • @cursedmicrophone3687
      @cursedmicrophone3687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      gorden ramsay would die if he tasted that

    • @racsots8171
      @racsots8171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@cursedmicrophone3687 oh boi he would murder China

    • @kaisersose5549
      @kaisersose5549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I once served pears from a F.S.R. in an upside down cake at a 3 star restaurant.
      Saved me an hour of prep time & tasted very nearly the same.

    • @arminius6506
      @arminius6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meanwhile US veterans are bowling themselves off 😆😅🤩

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@racsots8171 nah he would just die inside cuz his intestines can’t handle the contents of the ration.

  • @saligonth
    @saligonth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2383

    "Energy gel"
    *pours out liquid diarrhea*

    • @dotech4128
      @dotech4128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Sunny Rustles as opposed to solid diarrhea

    • @DrewPicklesTheDark
      @DrewPicklesTheDark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, considering where they get some of their "food"...

    • @TENPOUNDBUSSY
      @TENPOUNDBUSSY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      after eating that many bars you would most likely shit bricks

    • @ther3aper561
      @ther3aper561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And the beverage base looks like piss

    • @Kowalth
      @Kowalth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO My thoughts.

  • @Moostic
    @Moostic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "Tastes like expired multivitamins... has the smell of it too."
    ...
    "Not bad!"
    Never change, Steve.

  • @MrPieisawesome123
    @MrPieisawesome123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Take a shot every time Steve says “Malt”

  • @mellinghedd267
    @mellinghedd267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Hey can someone pass me a frag? This bar isn't digesting too well and I need something to help break it up"

  • @cryptomnesiac
    @cryptomnesiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    If this is "future" food, it's surely a dystopian one.

    • @theelvensong4328
      @theelvensong4328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It has "everything the body needs." 😄

    • @lillburtlonk3721
      @lillburtlonk3721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@theelvensong4328 except laxatives for the constipation and flavor for the mind

    • @BlackMetalVengeance
      @BlackMetalVengeance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Eat the bugs and be a good citizen.

    • @lk6912
      @lk6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BlackMetalVengeance Snowpiercer?

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cryptomnesiac Eat the bugs.

  • @rmwolfe_
    @rmwolfe_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    reached the point where im more worried when steve eats modern chinese rations than 70 years old ones from anywhere else

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yep. I trust the 70 year old stuff over this. Omg.

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, chinese made food items right now are pretty sketch.

    • @loveislove2359
      @loveislove2359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure they won't poison their own soilders

    • @emanuelsanchez2949
      @emanuelsanchez2949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@loveislove2359 pretty sure the chinese are immune

    • @warpartyattheoutpost4987
      @warpartyattheoutpost4987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fentanyl.

  • @heysogo
    @heysogo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    “Oh wow that’s a strong multivitamin smell” 😂😂😂

    • @daintywalrus4226
      @daintywalrus4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As weird as that sounds, I actually know what he means because I take B-vitamin supplements and they have a definitive odor

    • @Andron152
      @Andron152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *camera zooms into the void*

    • @Alan-pg8uj
      @Alan-pg8uj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      my fav Stevism "oh jeez they discontinued the red ones because they caused Cancer..... mmmm Cherry"

    • @almostontimehero5415
      @almostontimehero5415 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flintstones vitamins or grandma's vitamins? The difference matters.

  • @cheliae8560
    @cheliae8560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    If it weren’t for the malt and the light amount of sugar, it’d taste like an eraser. HILARIOUS!!! Haha

  • @4.0.4
    @4.0.4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    3 Chinese soldiers walk into a bar...
    "Where's the other 2 meals?"

  • @iceviking8280
    @iceviking8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    You might be able to build a small barricade with those bars if everyone pitches some in.

    • @dant2048
      @dant2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      To keep the Mongolians out

    • @ChadDidNothingWrong
      @ChadDidNothingWrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They're meant to stop shrapnel and some small bullets.

    • @benn454
      @benn454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dant2048 Goddamn Mongorians.

    • @thatonecrytian8997
      @thatonecrytian8997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      benn454 Goddamn Moogolians

    • @fishyjishy2867
      @fishyjishy2867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just remember how big the Chinese army is. It’s more like wall of China 2.0

  • @jamesmatthews291
    @jamesmatthews291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "I only consume food in bar form now, Marge!"

  • @Wulfenite874
    @Wulfenite874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I will never be able to hear "Let's get this out on to a tray" without immediately thinking "Nice!"

  • @TheActiveAssault
    @TheActiveAssault 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “They give you those so you don’t go insane.”
    🤣

  • @alexanderjonathan5170
    @alexanderjonathan5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Its a good day when Steve uploads.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was having a bad day, but then I saw a notification for this so now it's a pretty... Nice, day.

    • @DustinBaileyOutdoors
      @DustinBaileyOutdoors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes it is

  • @coyotearmory
    @coyotearmory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    steve youre a brave dude, we all remember the last chinese ration

  • @TheIcyWizard705
    @TheIcyWizard705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I feel like a lot of these energy gels are put in pouches you can eat straight from because if you saw what you were eating you might not want to

    • @itatane
      @itatane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True, it looked vile, like something I won't mention in polite company.

  • @sampsonl-mill4530
    @sampsonl-mill4530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    “It would taste like an eraser”😂

    • @fensoxx
      @fensoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That one had me in stitches

    • @Rrgr5
      @Rrgr5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds good to me lol

  • @angieritchie595
    @angieritchie595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    It’s amazing how far Soylent has come to be fair.

    • @GalileoAV
      @GalileoAV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Deadass I'd take Soylent Yellow over that ration.

    • @joekurtz8303
      @joekurtz8303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soylent green is lap dog reactionary Dissident. Make good chop- chop.

    • @fresnel149
      @fresnel149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Soylent Green is made from Uyghurs.

  • @wijayaj001
    @wijayaj001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The only MRE reviewer that has the best camera angle of the food and I like it how organize he is in trying the MRE based on meal time, many just try all at once. Please do more MRE Steve, you're reviews are neat and organized.

  • @kylecephus
    @kylecephus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Find someone that looks at you like Steve looks at a 70 year old ration.....

  • @bootslawless
    @bootslawless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    The packaging makes this look like an MRE in Minecraft world.

    • @boddyxpolitic
      @boddyxpolitic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd eat your little mre (!)

    • @bando5.765
      @bando5.765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      boddyxpolitic 🙈😂

    • @soomiko
      @soomiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @thexplosifbrosif8031
    @thexplosifbrosif8031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    The Chinese MRE's are literally spitting straight bars, y'all

    • @seo2602
      @seo2602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@esti4179 lmaooo

    • @manperson5315
      @manperson5315 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *shitting

  • @miaththered
    @miaththered 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    So he returns to the land of green pork.

    • @Raskolnikov70
      @Raskolnikov70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's why I clicked on this video first and not the Canadian one. I was hoping for a repeat of that, um... experience. It was pretty awful, but not green pork awful.

    • @andrewiantorno6942
      @andrewiantorno6942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That ration was expired the one he reviewed. This ration is a far better ration compared to the Type 13s. I even commented on that video saying that China has far better menus and rations then that. The one thing that is interesting is the malt I didn't know the Chinese liked malt. Kinda goes with there pallet because in terms of sweets. China isn't super big on sweet foods. They have them in there food culture. But it's not as big as let's say Japan or south Korea or the Vietnamese.

    • @themonkeyhand
      @themonkeyhand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Didn't realize Green Eggs and Ham actually took place in China.

    • @militaristicsoldier856
      @militaristicsoldier856 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ogogo ogpgpg what?

  • @rollerboogie
    @rollerboogie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    I can't believe a 24 hour ration is basically just tasteless protein bars

    • @dhyanpatel142
      @dhyanpatel142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Worst part is it's 2200 kcals lol. I eat maybe like 3k on a day with moderate exercise. Imagine having to move heavy shit around then you get fed this...

    • @danford6947
      @danford6947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's Chinese

    • @boskostoybox
      @boskostoybox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm assuming having this, you won't have to #2 much.

    • @jerryren748
      @jerryren748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The Chinese knows what’s the most important thing about supplies are from WW2 and the Korean War. When supplies route are cut off by the enemy, the best ration is something easy to store, carry, easy to eat like those bars instead of self heating pastas.

    • @offchance789
      @offchance789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jerryren748 Moreso cheaper to make and supply. Chinese manpower is plentiful and cheap like the bars. But I think any modern day war is all about quality over quantity.

  • @cbiz384
    @cbiz384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    Even when the Chinese eat they’re forced to work

    • @hasdhajohn8267
      @hasdhajohn8267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Your words are full of ignorance. Welcome to China……无知而且愚蠢

    • @soomiko
      @soomiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahah

    • @lslsls-mu5rb
      @lslsls-mu5rb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      @@hasdhajohn8267 Whoa whoa whoa, what do we have here, another Chinese who claims he loves China's Communist Party so much but are making the deliberate effort to bypass the Great Firewall with VPN to get a glimpse of the free world? Welcome to the internet.
      -Greetings from Hong Kong

    • @coolstorybruh88
      @coolstorybruh88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@hasdhajohn8267 tiananmen square massacre

  • @scullystie4389
    @scullystie4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    It’s gotta suck to be a PLA soldier on a field exercise.

    • @chrisla349
      @chrisla349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      It would suck to be a PLA soldier in general

    • @kehaitao5148
      @kehaitao5148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It will be a suck be a human

    • @lixzx007
      @lixzx007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      PLA take their field kitchen with them every where and generally gets hot meal everyday. the MREs are really just for emergency.

    • @xCkillaxC
      @xCkillaxC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      lixzx007 lmao im just imagining them in battle with artillery shells hitting them and then they just got their kitchen tent in the middle of it

    • @rajarshisingha7294
      @rajarshisingha7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There are no PLA soldiers in field exercise, I guess.

  • @samgopnik6638
    @samgopnik6638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Imagine you're on a battlefield and you got a play dough for your breakfast, lunch and dinner.

    • @PaulBuikema
      @PaulBuikema 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It would put you in the mood to fight...

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      people make jokes about the US marines eating crayons while the PLA are all eating Play-Doh

    • @samgopnik6638
      @samgopnik6638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arthas640 Really? As a foreigner US MRE are pretty luxurious compared to other. You guys have a Pizza MRE.

    • @MikeC555
      @MikeC555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samgopnik6638 sigh

    • @allseeingirene
      @allseeingirene ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@samgopnik6638 The joke about the pizza MRE is the military hasn't found a way to get it right after YEARS. Try Aussie MRE's, some of the dutch MRE's, UAE's MRE, oof Estonia has some good bloody rations. A lot of British STANDARD MRE's are pretty good because it's just what you'd find in Tesco. Mike Jeavons did a week on rations where he tried the UK MRE for the first day, yum. Search up a vid on the Aussie CR1M (might have written that wrong, sorry).
      The PLA MRE is trash, the Russian MRE's are... interesting and the USA MRE's are so exceedingly mid, soldiers abandon them on the field, which they did in Afghanistan. The best US MRE's are ironically enough the halal MRE's because those have flavors catered towards Muslim groups. Key word there being it actually has some kind of flavor lol.

  • @wannafanta777
    @wannafanta777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    You know Steve is about to roast the food when he tosses it back onto to tray like that 5:47

    • @firmansyafei7763
      @firmansyafei7763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought that too. He always gentle when opening the packaging

    • @dang0s804
      @dang0s804 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      unironically, he seemed more pleased

    • @friedkiwi8686
      @friedkiwi8686 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol the clattering when it landed

  • @xAo2xSmurf
    @xAo2xSmurf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    People's Liberation Army is a fitting name. They'll liberate you from any joy you've ever had.

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      People's Liberation Army, liberating you from your civil rights

    • @LibertyPrime1982
      @LibertyPrime1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Timmy Dragonborn found the butthurt chicom

    • @jackyng121
      @jackyng121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Timmy Dragonborn You're enjoying the fruits of capitalism, namly TH-cam and the Internet. You look like a fool.

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How compact is the US/NATO special operations ration? If you want to take the most compact NATO ration available and keep two of them in a backpack for weeks, just in case.

    • @Harthorn
      @Harthorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jackyng121 CCP wumao are usually a little weak in logic... Be gentle to them lol

  • @CynUnion-ji9uj
    @CynUnion-ji9uj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    that ration just looks sad. energy bars, drink base, and a gel.

    • @robertwilliams450
      @robertwilliams450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's because of the tariffs

    • @TJ-bg4fw
      @TJ-bg4fw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Calling that corpse excretion looking liquid "gel" is rather generous

    • @rfbftp123
      @rfbftp123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's china for you

    • @MatthewCobalt
      @MatthewCobalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@robertwilliams450
      It because of their rationing policies.
      The tariffs practically did nothing because China jist buys from everywhere else.

    • @sniperviper4922
      @sniperviper4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That communist armies for you

  • @Internetspaceships
    @Internetspaceships 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    11:52 "No toiletpaper" dude, if they are dry going in imagine what they are like coming out.. xD

    • @user-td1zo3tv9p
      @user-td1zo3tv9p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weapons Grade Turds to be sure. LOL

    • @sirmixalot3332
      @sirmixalot3332 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toilet paper incorporated in the bar so your hot brick is self cleaning. Hopefully readily apparent that it isn’t a ‘fresh’ bar.

  • @TagardMC
    @TagardMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    "let's get these civil rights onto a tray" *shows empty tray*

  • @ColumineMiette
    @ColumineMiette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how honest and detailed you are with these rations.

  • @skullduggery8514
    @skullduggery8514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    China: "Here is your utility sustenance bars comrade".

    • @csjudgement6012
      @csjudgement6012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ganjang gongjangjang throw at your enemies 😂😂

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Basically dwarf bread

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "Hey, have you seen my MRE? Damn you, camouflaged packaging!"

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Camouflage jokes are really funny. Until you can't find the work tablet because the digital camo case is too effective in an industrial environment.

  • @ColorCodeWhite
    @ColorCodeWhite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These are the perfect representation of the "post-apocalpytic food protein bars that nobody likes but has to eat since it's all that's left" kinda vibe

  • @carneliantopsoil
    @carneliantopsoil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Jesus, what a depressing meal.

    • @jesses9540
      @jesses9540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That't MRE's for you :D

    • @BoberBoomMan
      @BoberBoomMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jesses9540 you clearly haven't seen a Spanish MRE yet

    • @freskibiri_7954
      @freskibiri_7954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BoberBoomMan That's the best one

    • @sultanaljaberi9377
      @sultanaljaberi9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jesses9540 you haven't seen a UAE mre

  • @CCPJAYLPHAN1994
    @CCPJAYLPHAN1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    When you're a Chinese and Steve proceeds to name, describe all those content written in Chinese perfectly well, accurate without missing a beat.

    • @EC-oo8fx
      @EC-oo8fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      google translate and paraphrasing

    • @nexusfx1832
      @nexusfx1832 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you’re Chinese and can’t even read half of the packaging.

  • @susanfarley1332
    @susanfarley1332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the past two days I have run across a couple videos of Chinese soldiers and in both videos the guys were crying?! I really think they needed a morale boost.
    Awesome video as always. Can't stop watching these videos!

  • @wisecampmotorcycles8258
    @wisecampmotorcycles8258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alright,..... Let's get this out onto the tray,..... Nice.
    Love your work Steve1989.

  • @hermannabt8361
    @hermannabt8361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "They're just apple cores and Chinese newspapers."
    "Hey... Deng Xiaoping died!"

    • @majormassenspektrometer
      @majormassenspektrometer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Simpsons reference? ^^

    • @DevReaper
      @DevReaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unlocking the POWER of apples.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But you can use discarded iPhone processors to make other stuff!

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@majormassenspektrometer correct, i think its from the episode where Homer climbs that giant mountain

    • @johnsalchichon777
      @johnsalchichon777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Max Powers

  • @realottopylit
    @realottopylit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Why does everything look like it came from the People’s Republic of Starbucks?

    • @jamestheotherone742
      @jamestheotherone742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Where do you think all of Starbucks packaging and merch comes from?

  • @shortshotgunman5582
    @shortshotgunman5582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:15 It is clay, rations double as building materials.

  • @jesseccaparrella8627
    @jesseccaparrella8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your a brave man Steve....nothing but respect to you. Been watching you forever, thanks for your time and evaluation. Keep it up!

  • @haydencgordon
    @haydencgordon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    For April fools, he should do a North Korean ration where he just opens a empty packet with a little dry rice in it😂

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Or a North Korean ration where there's no MRE at all and he's just pretending to unbox one

    • @IamTealeaf
      @IamTealeaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      actually rice is only given out to north koreans on their birthday, thats a legitimate fact and just proves how bad it is there

    • @Mralways
      @Mralways 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      HAHAH YEAH CAUSE MAKING FUN OF THE OPPRESSED IS HILARIO- oh wait

    • @Rosawww
      @Rosawww 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      start unboxing soke air 😩😩😩

    • @lynnhaywood2279
      @lynnhaywood2279 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too true

  • @rigdigwus
    @rigdigwus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "smells like expired multivitamin juice" - "not bad"

  • @gavinjenkins899
    @gavinjenkins899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The weird thing is the more recent type 17 one he reviewed from china looked absolutely delicious while this is the worst thing I've ever seen. How are they both from the same country

    • @MrAsaqe
      @MrAsaqe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FSR in China is not meant for taste, otherwise I would recommend jerky for the meat and some oat bars and multivitamin chews to keep the soldiers on the go motivated.

    • @MegaMackproductions
      @MegaMackproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@MrAsaqe the US strike ration had BBQ pork Tacos, Garlic Chicken and Desserts. The Chinese first strike ration has Bar. They might as well have packed them "Grunt Chow" brand Kibbles and bits

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I cant say with MRE's specifically but the communist SOP is to make limited numbers of cutting edge, often prototype equipment that's comparable to the west or better while giving the majority or all of their men B or C list crap. The Soviets (and Russians who inherited the same structure) do the same and often had some great equipment that mainly just made it into the hands of the military units meant for showing off but never really made it to the front lines. When western countries update something it becomes widespread quickly but in communist countries they'll still be using stuff that's kind of been discontinued for decades. Doesnt help that they often have 2 completely different production lines for domestic vs export markets to prevent the west from learning about their true specs and to keep the best for themselves.

    • @brrrrrr
      @brrrrrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MegaMackproductionsbrick*

    • @awrawrwar
      @awrawrwar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arthas640 Man this is the last place I expected to encounter the Lich King. Shame about what they did to your helm.

  • @mcwhorter141mcwhorter8
    @mcwhorter141mcwhorter8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I found this channel last night and I'm hooked for life.

  • @overcastandhaze
    @overcastandhaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I think they'd come out more solid than they came in.

    • @Luna_Spiritus
      @Luna_Spiritus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's because your asshole doesn't come with teeth

  • @terrencew.4475
    @terrencew.4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    These MREs are the perfect bricks for reinforcing fortifications