2018 Chinese PLA Type 13 MRE Individual Self Heating Meal Ready to Eat Worst Ration Taste Testing
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- This Chinese Type 13 MRE menu 3 is truly one of the worst quality rations for a large military in the world. Bulky, overweight, low quality and half of it inedible completely. Chinese PLA pull it off again with yet another substandard ration. But this time they really pull off that notion more than ever. And this is not my first time running into this issue with these PLA rations. But it's certainly the last time I will ever be foolish enough to consume any green Chinese food. I ate a 112 year old US Army Emergency Ration this month (Still editing - 6 hours footage on 2 cameras..) and did not get sick... I ate this Type 13 menu 3 and got sick. Let that sink in a little on China's quality control on food for their rations.
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I remember an old army sergeant I met once saying about bad military food: "The food you eat as a soldier should make you think about your country, not think about wanting to defect."
Food is one of the most powerful influencers if the people are hungry. Prison riots have been quelled with bacon
What kind of twisted logic is that? The country is as shitty as the food in front of you, therefore stay loyal?
@ I'm pretty sure he means feed your troops well so they dont' think about defecting. I have no idea how the fuck you came to that conclusion.
@ If soldiers aren't properly fed, then morale drops. Without any morale, some would start to defect or desert their posts, and when one or two leave, then the whole platoon leaves, after that, an entire battalion leaves their posts.
@@c0ya1 I would offer protein rich, carb-poor, nutritious food. Taste comes very last.
If Steve1989 can't stand the smell.......it is 100% not safe for human consumption.
I think 100% is an understatement.
@judeseamus more to the point: If Steve eats bad smelling and has green coloured meat and gets sick from it ...then it has a 100% fatality risk for regular humans
Gutter oil
If it smells good it's definitely edible too.
I agree. Too right..😏
Eating 50-100 years old rations: NICE!
Eating a 2 years old Chinese MRE: Almost dies...
Jokes aside, he always said that at the end of the day, it all really depends on preservation. You could save those K-rations or C-Rations for like 200+ years and would still be perfectly consumable so long as you know how to properly store them. Theoretically, these newer rations should be able to last much much longer. Though I guess in this case, ingredients matter too.
@@riatorex8722 they might have included sewage oil.
This man has eaten rations from over 100 years ago, and yet the PLA apparently provides rations that are inedible. Incredible.
And to make it worst Russia is asking for them from china to support them in the fight...
At what point does any of this sound like a good idea? How desperate must you be to make such a question?
@@videogamerNattie98 green pork make Russia strong
@@videogamerNattie98 i guess the vodka will sort it out.
@@uncleho1945 It isn’t even China Bad, it’s just that their food sucks ass.
@@uncleho1945 Cope, they’re literally just saying the rations suck.
I just realized the reason Steve only posts once a month is because he has to take time to recover from each ration.
They're full of preservatives and agents designed to stop defecation. If he ate one every couple days he'd never shit again.
..omg
@Eric Belinc Sounds like you have experience with rations....
Lol
lmao
Eats a highly questionable ration as he describes previous illnesses from consuming highly questionable rations. Subscribed.
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🤣
From the same type of ration that he got sick from too
*N I C E*
The footage is from the previous meal, he didn't eat it again...
He didn't eat the bad chow mein the second time, only the fried rice
Ok this dudes eaten the world's oldest cookie and if he says this smells bad I trust him
He's also eaten beef from the boers wars, and civil war hard tack.
@@mafiaseargent he's probably got the Guinness World Record strongest digestive system. LOL
When he was saying green and chlorophyll I was thinking they are putting seaweed in their rations.
Propaganda
@@mafiaseargent *boers war
Steve: eats century old ration and survives.
Also Steve: "This Chinese ration tastes like death with subtle hints of misery and despair"...takes a second bite..."that was a mistake".
While the passage of time does make it sound, disgusting, there’s old rations were probably made with mostly “natural” stuff. Whereas the Chinese ones have a high likelihood of using some kind of inedible chemicals substituted as cheaper alternatives. This is the country that spawned fake eggs, if you heard. Using any chemical, that would give the correct textures and look. Using chickens for labor wasn’t cheap enough apparently.
Your comment made me laugh
That protein bar ration is starting to sound like 5-star cuisine at this point
Honestly the protein bar ration isn't necessarily bad, the concept is quite sound. You don't want to have a bulky regular ration to take up space in your backpack if you're going on a 4-24hour patrol. And it's easily distributed amongst regular pockets unlike the First Strike Ration.
The idea is sound, its just the execution that sucks.
@@kaloyankatzarov9284 it’s a great idea, gimme granola and fruit bars, with an energy drink and coffee
@@kaloyankatzarov9284 He didn't prepare it according to the packaging, was supposed to soak it, I'm curious how that would turn out. Probably worse, but still curious
@@gavinjenkins899 that might be why he didint do it
Dude the protein bar rations are baller, I'd seek those bad bois out when I was in the field
Clever those Chinese.
"You want some decent rations? Go take them off dead enemies"
lol nice !
@@noth606 which is which ?
Lol
@Bhum Brahmavira nepal sucks ass
@@noth606 ones crazy like a fox, the others just crazy :P
5:09 Can confirm (as a Cantonese speaker) that the veg in the chow mein is what is known as 雪菜 (syut choi). It’s a kind of pickled mustard green common in the south of China and is … well … an acquired taste. (I can’t stand it myself. Lot of older folks swear by it though.) It’s probably supposed to smell that way, but the fact that it’s been sitting in a sealed bag packed together with mushy noodles probably doesn’t help.
You can get a jar of this stuff at any decent Chinese supermarket if you’re brave enough.
I think because of the preservatives and the possible use of egg noodles that kind of ingredient won't stay well for long especially in an MRE pouch. Eggs unless freeze dried won't stay well in a moisture type of environment.
Yeah, you don't get sick for 2 days, from "an acquired taste."
Definitely a storage and shelf-life issue. Maybe initial contamination.
I suspect that since this was filmed, he has developed really good intuition about what is safe to eat and what isn’t. And has probably enhanced his self preservation instincts as well. I got Salmonella from tainted food and it tried to KILL me. If your body’s alarm bells go off from foul smell or taste, don’t swallow a bite. That’s millions of years of evolution trying to warn you of danger. It just isn’t worth rolling the dice.
Durian has seemed to have been worth rolling the dice for
I wonder if building up immunity to food poisoning is part of basic PLA training.
But then Chinese cuisine uses a lot of fermented and other stuff they eat just fine as a delicacy which would put out most of us.
That's what the dog is for
Exactly my thoughts. Our body, our senses have had opportunities enough for many, many thousands of years...to train our senses on something that is potentially harmful to us.
My personal experience: Whenever something inside of us says...it triggers disgust/disgust...then you are very well advised to listen to it exactly.
@@oliviersavard8676 durian smells pungent, but not rotting
To answer those questions about why the Chinese troops don't revolt upon eating these MREs, the short answer is the common troops rarely eat them.
PLA hasn't have a war for over 40 years, and the only chance when soldiers need to eat outside their camps is when going on UN peace keeping missions or attending military exercises. Even at these instances, their standard doctrine is to deploy mobile battlefield kitchens at regimental level. Many companies even have their own cooking squads (who are actually professional cooks). The only ones in the Chinese army who might need to eat any MREs are spec ops or paratroopers during exercises (if I remember right they are not issued self-heating rations). The Chinese army has only been doing MREs for around 10 years, and even today, the more traditional "compressed biscuit" and canned rations are still more widely issued as on-the-go food. Majority of the soldiers properly went through their entire military career without even trying one of these.
Not that any of these are valid excuses for manufacturing such shitty MRE packs, but one thing some of you probably got right is that a main reason why these craps are even procured is just to show "we have high tech rations", knowing that they will be rarely if ever used. If it ever comes a day when China decide to deploy its land force for combat missions beyond its border (hopefully this will never happen), and thus necessitating the use of these MREs I have no doubt someone will end up in a labor camp...
Very informative. Thanks for the information.
Alexis Versa The hell do you mean...
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So the food is literally propaganda. It exists solely just to seem like it matches the wests'.
American ration from 1856 '' nice "
Chinese ration from 2018 `no dice"
Jace Robinson ‘No Dice’ can be abbreviated. N’ice.
@@user-ln9fi4od3p translation?
lol
Taiwan independence
@@user-ln9fi4od3p 哈什么鬼
American and British rations are still usually edible after 60+ years if stored correctly, meanwhile the Chinese ration went rancid after a single year
It was probably made of rotten political prisoner meat
That's what fucks with my head, like I get it, maybe China's Quality Control is sub-par at best but you'd think even the most basic ration can survive a few months on a shelf somewhere.
MREs of the vast majority of armed forces are expected to have, at the bare minimum, a shelf life of a year or two considering they often sit supply depots on shelves in the event of war or for training exercises in the field at smaller bases where cooking facilities are smaller in size and can only prep one hot meal a day give or take.
The fact that all of these are inducing food poisoning to such a degree genuinely makes me feel pity for PRC soldiers. Like I've joked for years that if North Korea invaded the south, the moment they actually came into a city that had real food and saw what their southern counterparts had on their tables on the daily they would likely mutiny in outrage or at bare minimum desire for change in lifestyle.
If the Chinese saw how American troops eat just out of MREs, they might start looking at their own officers suspiciously as well. It's *also* worth pointing out that "Chinese Takeout" cuisine (from American restaurants) have actually been gaining traction in the last decade or two over in China. It's not unheard of for restaurants in China to sell shit that most "Takeout" joints made here in the US just to appease American palets.
Kind of defeats the purpose of making the MRE. Made in China I guess.
There are some varieties of apples that come straight off the vine with more preservation ability than this specially made food preservation pack. How shameful can one get? I'm so curious about the production cycle that facilitated this. Was it poorly thought out cost cutting as we probably suspect, or was there some serious mistake here? Keeping your troops from not starving is kind of important if you want to maintain some sort of military force
@@jek__ That's what rattles me
Like I get it, you want to cut corners if it's do-able, do it. China has a substantially larger military to feed and keep stock for. Yet even the rations that they have on hand are sub-par in preservatives, meaning they have to replace them *WAY* more often.
When I was in, honest to god I actually witnessed an MRE somehow get muddled in with modern supplies that had been packaged in the 1960s....served in 2008
The contents were not only edible, the Sgt. in question actually remarked the only thing it was missing was hotsauce (I forget what it was he had) but we had it in our impromptu mess hall. problem solved in his book.
Dude ate nearly 50 year old rations during a training exercise and trooped on with 0 intestinal issues afterwards.
Yet somehow China can't manage decades later to get a ration pack that lasts 2-3 years? That's genuinely apalling
One of the main things I like about Steve is how unbiased he is in regards to each & every ration. He doesn't make politicized comments or seem to have many preconceived notions about quality based on what part of the world it came from. He gives an honest, objectively delivered commentary that can pretty much be relied upon.
after all, you can always rely on the comment section to deliver political bias aplenty 😌
Mfw a ration that's less than 1 year old is less safe to eat than an over 150 year old piece of hardtack
Tyler even brand new it would be dangerous, its a Chinese product after all
@@testingtester6908 Joking or not, have some decency.
But alas, this is an american comment section after all.
Whats mfw?
my face when @@nicksandalis553
@@nicksandalis553 MFW = My face when
When steve gets sick from a ration, you know something is seriously wrong with it
Specialy considering its only a couple of years old rations.
China has some problems
Viridian_K _ just some ?
sum fing wong?
He's fine when eating 70+ yo ration, but gets sick when eating Chinese ration. That's shocking
I love how he kept the tactical spork from the Japanese MRE video
7:09 the meat is off, my mum accidently bought an expired 1kg scotch fillet slab once from a butchers shop... and it was green and smelled exactly how you are describing it! so my mum called the manager and he apologised for the mishap and told her to go there the next day, she got an extra scotch fillet for free... 2 scotch fillets because the previous 1kg cut was expired!
@@edntz nope, i am poor... in australia its cheaper where you are because australia is a rich tropical continent (the largest island and the smallest continent)
"The pork is green"
Bold of you to assume it's actual Pork, Steve.
I think it is pork, rotting, mold covered, decomposing nasty pork
Plot twist, it's cat
Jeff Y like Gordon Ramsey said “it’s rotten”
*looks at dog nervously*
Harshhaze . 😂😂😂😢
**Steve finds rotting lamb morsel from an Assyrian soldier 4000 years ago**
Also Steve: Nice ration
Lmao
You’re forgetting “Nice hiss.”
lmao
Steve unzipping a vacuum chamber containing an original mummy from Egypt: *Nice Hiss!*
Kratos: "LEMNIAN WINE"
Steve: "Nice!"
“The green,” aka xue cai (sheh-TSAI), is a type of Chinese pickles made of the leaves of brown mustard (brassica juncea). Best known for its resilience against extreme weather conditions, it’s able to grow under the snow in winter. As it’s from the mustard family, it contains _allyl isothiocyanate_ which gives it the potent and pungent *taste* and *smell* which is also found in horseradish, wasabi and other strong flavored vegetables. Amplified by the pickling, fermentation process, those earthy, sulfuric and possibly metallic tastes and smells are only made stronger. With regards to the green *color* on the noodle and pork though, worry not that they seem to be chlorophyll which is the compound that gives plants the green color. Mustard leaves have plenty of it, just like any other leafy greens.
On the plus side, none of that should naturally be a problem. This vegetable is chosen presumably due to its outstanding nutritional values as well. It is one of the few leafy greens that provides both water and fat soluble vitamins (vitamins B & C and A, K & E) and minerals (Ca, Mg, K…) in high amounts with strong antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties. However, I do question the quality of “made-in-China” which is usually a red flag for food poisoning. It would’ve been a surprise to me that anyone who hasn’t got sick from eating food sourced and manufactured in China. Lol, brave of you for body testing their ‘bio weapon’.
Ps: the (spicy) pickled cabbage is called “pao cai” (PAW-TSAI) if you wanna try it out another time. Or, more accurately, _Sichuan_ pao cai.
Well spoken and educational, superb comment!
Yeah pickled mustard greens are partly responsible for the smell of kimchi. If you make kimchi without them it just smells mostly like Sauer kraut. Even the fish sauce used in some kimchi is not that stinky in the amounts used.
I like 东北泡菜, because it's almost the same as Sauerkraut. I also love Kimchi 韩式泡菜. But, I''m not a fan of green leafy pickles.
@@DanielJoyce I thought it was the funky chives. I really need to learn how to make kimchi.
The only comment that is educational here. The rest of the comments, 98% racisms and jumping into conclusions lol
If Steve says “that was a big mistake” after eating a ration, that tells A LOT about the country and how it treats its soldiers
I saw this man eat ration from WW2. I wonder who could survive eating PLA 13 in 2089
The chinese strategy seems to be:
1-make your soldies fight harder to eat the meals of their enemies
2-kill enough of them with the food so they don't revolt
@@dinamosflams thus ensuring a shorched earth policy the next place China invades
China's military has regiment level mobile kitchens... No one eats rations
The noodles were made with something of a pickled mustard green which is something of an "acquired taste" and they were almost certainly supposed to smell like that.
Steve, a tip from someone that has eaten a lot of questionable things, keep a bottle of activated charcoal capsules handy and eat 5-6 of them anytime you question what you just ate. They are a lifesaver, literally.
What will the activated charcoal capsule do ?? And where can i get them thanks in advance
@@ChefGPTOfficial CVS or a pharmacy.
Daily Apex Clips activated charcoal is basically like a sponge for toxic substances in your system. Great for food poisoning.
@@ChefGPTOfficial be careful though, it will also negate positive effects too, so like it could interfere with a medication
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Me: Wow Steve can eat anything.
Chinese ration industry:
Hold my She Jiu wine…
Sind ju mau seindirou Omai u seindirou
Hold my Tsingtao
Hold my Maotai.
Hold my peignis!!!
Hond my er guo tou
This really puts "Made in China" into some real context.
literally
World renowned Chinese quality I mean 🥶
This comment really puts "Westerners are the most racist people on the planet" into some real context
@@kristoffer3000 seethe chinkoid
@@kristoffer3000how is it even racist? while it really depends on how much the client is willing to pay for quality control, china has had a reputation for a long time for churning out low quality products.
i can't imagine your reaction when you find out that 'made in japan' was the 'made in china' of the 50s and 60s.
>Russia cries about bioweapons in Ukraine
>Starts buying bioweapons from China
lmao
"let's try another bite"
1 second later
"That was a big mistake"
Sums up the entire ration
A moment of silence for the Chinese soldiers sent to Taiwan with this abomination of a ration. They’ll be easy pickings for Taiwanese soldiers when the PLA is turning their intestines inside out
Not all rations are going to be good.;):-(
i think he threw up - his t-shirt changes
Read that as nation not gonna lie 😂
@@bigboss-ur5lz same and I thought it to be a true statement.
Steve has found an MRE item that he won't eat. Incredible. Contents of a rusted out WWII can? Sure! Brand new(ish) Chinese ration? Nope.
Zortzico 2018 should be brand new in military ration terms bro they are meant to last for years and years and years
Zortzico MADE IN CHINA 🇨🇳
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To be fair, he had eaten one two weeks before
@@samtoliver803 and he got violently ill from eating it.
I just wanted to say thank you for your channel. I have been through a lot this year. My father, with whom I was very close, passed away on January 8th. But watching your channel with your great descriptions really allows me to relax for a while. Thank you
Hope your feeling better. Im very sorry for your loss.
Me too man im sorry for your loss
Such masterful edit on this one. He even started present day and showed a flashback, and how him and us the viewers were just hating on his past self for eating those. What a comedic edit. Thank goodness you recovered from your food poisoning troubles
That pork mein probably moves when you arent looking
Or so the legend says
Hahaha
Lmao
Im ded 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That would be doing the unfortunate consumer a favor, have the most rancid part crawl out before you have to eat the rest of it.
The highlight of every video is the musical glass noise
Matthew McArthur oh yeah
Yep, best part except from his signature “nice!”
@@lettuce3696 or 'nice hiss' or 'no hiss'
Who else is here based on the news that Russia asked China for some MREs?
That brilliant and seamless transition between tapping the spoon on the glass and the immediate appearance and utilization of the napkin to clean it off should have earned you an Oscar.
That’s a sad excuse of a ration, ignoring the awful food for a moment, there’s no snacks, no selection of beverages(tea, coffee), no sides or components, nothing. Just two mains, and a drink. Talk about a morale killer.
China number 1 :')
Excellent point!
If you’re in the Chinese Army, there’s no morale to be killed
protecting your motherland is the greatest morale booster.
@@Zesrii more like China only one entray 😂😂
Chinese ration:
Steve: Lets get this out into the trash... *Nice* 👍🏻
LMAO 🤣
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LOL, good one!
😂😂😂😂👍
：）
I Am Not the only one screaming at the screen "NOOOOO Steve, DON'T EAT THAT!!!"
I know I'm not....
I love your content and delivery Steve. Hoping you heal quickly 👍💛😁
Years ago I added blue food coloring to spaghetti sauce. Turned the sauce a shade of brown, by the time it was done cooking, it migrated to the meat, the sauce turned back to red and the meat turned green.
I do not like green pork and rice. I do not like them, Steve, with a hiss not nice.
RobARug it seems like pickles. The name on the pack is pickle and sliced pork noodle.
@@canpek545 It's a play on "green eggs and ham" - Dr Seuss.
It's pickles，that's why the color can move to other......The green vegetable is called pickled cabbage or potherb mustard 雪菜,a tradional Chinese cuisine material, with specific taste.
Nini Longstocking it’s a play on part of the story “green eggs and ham” by dr. Seuss
@@ninilongstocking3690 From the book: “I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am”.
In a friendly scenario:
US soldier: want to try our vomelet?
Chinese soldier: sure.
*chomp
... this is a five-star meal, friend.
Rakhim, Abdul I watched the vomelet video, and Steve said that it was entirely edible and almost pleasant if you added the enclosed salsa verde.
Instead of shooting at the PLA just tell them to take a break and go eat some noodles
"Finally, some good fucking food."
I’m not being facetious when I say this I really appreciate you videos there’s a lot to be said about quality I’ll leave it that and people thinking this is just a M.R.E channel yet it’s teaching me so much more!
Apparently Russia wants 180,000 MRE's from China, I say give it to them! Could be more beneficial.
TFW when you manage to be worse than the Vomelet.
At least the Vomelet doesn’t give you food poisoning...
My first thought was "Chinese Vomelet?"
At least you hate it but can eat it unlike this
@@qazaqwert he actually LIKED the vomlette. just add that green salsa to it and your gold. if they gave you a tortilla you could make a decent breakfast burrito.
"I definetely ate more of that than I wanted to." "Let's take another bite."
Oh Steve.
Not the first time:)
Bites on rusty old nails next spoon will be better right?
I could barely look in the general direction of this video while it was on my screen. My body and mind recoiled in HORROR watching the noodle mass slide out of the pack and then HE AT SOME.
I am truly impressed and mortified at the same time.
sounds like china might've found a buyer for some of that green meat
I live for Steve's glass tings.
I knew I wasn’t the only one
*ting ti-ta-to-tung
Thank god I’m not alone. One of my favorite parts of his videos!
@@castlehill6717 there's a racist joke to be made there
Steve & Styx spoon music!
We need a remix of those.
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Steve1989
New single dropping summer 2019!
I’m a food microbiologist, it’d be great to grab samples for analysis- super interested in the bacterial content
@mfanwe Padget : send a collection kit to Steve1989 mailing address ;)
Or even buy one of the MREs since it seems to be an issue with all the ones of that issue
I'd watch that - great idea.
Who said 1899 beef
@@Tonyx.yt. Steve1989 did!
every part of me is screaming 'STOP EATING THE GREEN PORK AND NOODLES'
Steve’s the best ration tester in my book and he educates us on why not all rations should eaten, great work
Vomlet: I am the worst ration.
PLA Type 13: Hold my tea...
Blue the American *Opium
Blue the American
*hold my Chinesium made micropenis
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“I won’t even eat that with a spoon”
(Whips out spork)
Uk mre spork ;)
This was my question. Yay, thanks for answering. I've watched a bunch now. I'm totally hooked.
I'll take the US vomelette or four fingers of death over any PLA rations anytime of the day.
From the description:
"I ate a 112 year old US Army Emergency Ration this month (Still editing - 6 hours footage on 2 cameras..) and did not get sick... I ate this Type 13 menu 3 and got sick. Let that sink in a little on China's quality control on food for their rations."
Cannot wait for this video. Keep it up Steve, Nice.
What quality control
@@ykc1593 truuu
Wife: He's probably checking out an ig model
Me: "here's a pickled vegetable"
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Steve, you are a scholar and genius - thank you so much for what you do
Good Guy Steve, puts his life at risk for our educational purposes.
Keep up the great work and please stay healthy!
“It taste like grass and poison...” Steve on his 7th bite 😂
lmaooo
Hah hah, Steve can't handle pickled curled-leaf mustard, or pickled Texas mustard, just like I cannot handle oil-pickled garlic (e.g. garlic butter). He should prevent anything containing 雪菜 or 雪裡紅.
@@GyacoYu I don't think it was about "handling" it the mustard greens. I honestly think it was just spoiled or rotting.
@@Misty8097 No, he just wasn't aware it's pickles. A lot of pickled foods are off-putting when you aren't aware they are pickled.
Also, if you dumo noodles or pork in green pickle juice, it will become green.
In addition, I'm not saying it certainly tastes good. I've had plenty of pickles that aren't my style.
But, it might be delicious to soldiers who grew up with this flavor... But I'm fairly certain many Chinese people still haven't grown up eating this either.
@@thatsinteresting3415 I think something in the ration must have been spoiled though because he got food poisoning from it
when steve tell you its foul... It's FOUL !!!
If Steve won't eat it, it's probably nuked.
I almost puked
Agreed. I ate US military MRE's as a matter of course while enlisted, and things i considered truly foul he didn't mind at all so him saying something is bad, it's bbbaaaaaaaddddd!
The "liquefying vegetable" smell is probably the 雪菜 (suet choy), a sort of preserved mustard greens. I suppose it's an acquired taste much like cheese is. Wouldn't sit well with me either, if it's been sitting in an MRE, but I promise it isn't intended to be quite as rancid.
Mainlanders aren't exactly strangers to coloring their food either. Maybe the MRE manufacturer sourced the pickled mustard greens from a company that dyed their pickles. That would explain the staining.
Week 3: begging for food.
If that's not a peak war strategy, I don't know what is.
Will eat British beef from 1899 but won’t touch Chinese chow mein from 2018
@Adam Defibaugh lol nice one
based
Wtf
@@jimboonie9885 ahh the negotiator
"Steaming hot, pile of rot"
-Steve 2019
Me
Devon C says the man who ate tac from the civil war
Devon C MADE IN CHINA 🇨🇳 2018
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"That was a big mistake. I'm not making that mistake again." Kudos for taking one for the team, Steve!
What is USDA!.
I can imagine solider aiming his rifle and sitting on toilet while enemy counter attack just because your ration make you diarrhea.
Our boy is alive. God bless
Mike Anderson not for long
@@Majorkaz damn it 😂
You just have to give it time to age . Give it 40 years or so , it will improve .
The bacteria would have died by then
Well it can’t get much worse
Age like wine or milk?
Like a fine wine!
"The PLA is a serious threat to neighboring countries, especially Japan and Taiwan."
The PLA:
I highly doubt anyone was surprised how bad this ended up being lmao
American media: Be scared of China!
Chinese Army: *dies from own rations*
Dies from own corona
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Be scared of China('s awful rations)!
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Fuck the (mainland). chinise government
Man...you gotta start taking samples of this stuff and sending them to a lab.
Would be great to know exactly what kind of bullets you dodge when you dont eat something. And what kind you are withstanding when you DO eat it.
That's a good idea. Hope he sees this comment.
Probably would have to be done very few times since lab-test often are very very expensive :/ But its a great idea if it just was within budget.
I bet at least one person in the comments section is in a position to help him with that if he asked
Anything meat usually involves botulism.
Wouldn't that cost a lot tho?
Let's hope the Chinese provide millions of these rations to the Russian army
If this is the quality of MREs China has, then they SHOULD send it over to Russia to help them out ;).
Soylent green is chowmein!!!!!!!!! CHOWMEIN!!!!!!!
Senpai noticed you
@@chris6969 I am anointed!
I'd rather eat people
+1 My Friend. +1
Chowmen, huehuehuehuehuehue.
Steve should do a whole episode just on all the times these rations hit him back. Tell is about the vomit, and toilet time ranking best and worst experiences. Keep up the great work.
Yeah the food poisoning renders half to 3/4 of your army unable to fight
Nice splash!
lets get this out into the toilet
*violent diarrhea*
nice
@@D3xterJettsteroh God.
*Steve after realizing the food is toxic* - “Let me take another bite of that”
This is a big reason why I watch you bud! I eat some old MRE's cause I don't want them to go to waste. All American to this point. But that stuff is frightening.
PLA generals in full crisis mode after viewing Steve's report.
I don't think those generals actually care what shit the soldiers get. Individual stuff for soldiers in China is usually shit.
Steve is top quality control for MREs
Yeah, I'd say the time to invade Beijing is about an hour after lunch.
Nope just filter any mention of MRE. Problem solved.
there's no TH-cam there ... they're S.O.L. and J.W.F.
It looks like you just tucked into spongebob's decomposing corpse.
Dam!!
hahahahha
🤣😂
Lmao
lmaooo
I love Steve! "This is bad, it's green. Look why is the noodle green? Lemme try a bite. Oh it's bad definitely, lemme try another bite."
The intros always feels like a fever dream :p
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When a chinese ration takes more lives and casualties than the enemy does! 🤣🤣
Hell of a way to keep an army, huh? 😁
Steve Im sorry you got sick eating a ration for our entertainment.
pork is green because they use ' 雪菜' or a kind of preserved and fermented vegetable. it will make pork green or red
Steve, I have to ask. Was this ration given to you by a couple of mysterious men in suits, who handed it to you and politely but firmly asked that you review this on your channel..."for your country"?
A puddle of green juice oozes out of the noodles... Hell yes
*Takes huge wiff*
"Very off putting..."
*MASSIVE BITE*
lol bigup STEVE
I've got a carton of lo mein takeout that's been in the fridge way too long. I can pour it into an old sandwich bag I found in a ditch and mail it if anyone is interested...
Still probably better than this abomination of a ration.
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I'm interested what would postage cost to the uk
I'm interested. How much would shipping be? I live in Texas
That reply🤣🤣🤣 Savage
I have watched dozens of your videos, even with the harshest MREs you focus on the positives. This is the first one I have seen where you have done nothing but imply it's a bad meal; it must have been brutal!
Love the BTTF shirt and the sport almanac. Great Scott!!
Would you like green noodles and ham?
Would you like them Steve-I-Am?
Nice Dr. Seuss reference! 👍
ROTFLMAO!!
Epic, Bro!
You mean Chang-I-Am
Nice!
Nice.
Steve eating 30 year old meat "not bad"
Steve eating 2018 PLA 13 "something is wrong"
That's quite something.
Chinese food quality standards are something to be suspicious of.
Steve ate British campaign beef from the friggin 1800s lol
John Choi you should’ve said Chinese quality standards in general.
Type "13", there's your problem it's just bad luck.
The final boss was never going to be easy.
this is the type of food thatll make you want to die from starvation instead of wanting to die for your country
I've waited 2 years to watch this dude eat something rancid and it was something from 2018... dope.
Slightly disappointed we didn't get an April Fools lunchables unboxing
Schoolyard rations!
That would have been hilarious 😂!
That would have been so funny. 😂
LOVE THIS CHANNEL
This ration: exists
The Vomlett: “finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”