i love how this started with "who's your dream date" went to "Who's the ideal person who finally kills you" and in the end you're actually trying to beat eachother in the game xD
It was beautiful XD And Damien's face was of true confliction which appeared as if he was about to say "That's okay, man, but uhh... what the frick?" XD
12:40 I DIED!! I also don’t know if Damien genuinely didn’t get the reference at first or was faking it cause he had a seriously puzzled look on his face 😂😂
8:35 I like the intelligent commentary: Damien: "Water! Energy bar! AAAAAAHHHH!!!! Shayne: "Wuuah Whuuahh" Damien: "Energy chips! Waterbars! NOO!! dammit, alright." Shayne: uh.. Hold on. I'm good.. tomato tomato
Can confirm, the first time I went grocery shopping on my own, I knocked every single item off of every shelf and flailed around the store looking for boxed rice while using my noodle arms to smack all the other customers. 10/10 realism.
LINKART SMOKE I have dyslexia so I'm sorry if I offended you with something I can't help and don't call someone an idiot cause I'm probs smarter than you anyway
I love these two together!! They play so well off of each other and I freaking love watching them make each other laugh! It's adorable! If they had their own channel, I would subscribe super hard!
that title belongs to all the actually gay couples and not best friends. Like ASAP Science. Personally, I might even count all the pirated Yuri On Ice videos, and include Yuri and Victor. xD
i really appreciate Shayne saying he’s “probably” not Kate McKinnon’s type... she’s a lesbian so unless you have something to tell us, i don’t think you’ve got much of a chance with her
My favorite part of lil bits is how there will always be like one oddly flirtatious moment if one of them is playing a girl before someone's like "SHIT THIS GOT WEIRD" and awkwardly changes the direction of the story completely
Shayne starts answering the crush question with sincerity, Shayne: Mine is sir...(realizes "oh crap, I almost confessed to crushing on a dude. How can I turn this into a joke? Oh, I know!") IAN MCCLELLAN!
turn around turn around turn around its there... 😂 😂 😂 maybe it's after the store... 😂 😂 😂 maybe it's when get to your car... 😂 😂 😂 you're sorry sorry looks your... 😂 😂 😂
*shayne two minutes ago* sees rice
Shayne: remember when i found the rice
Damien: i don't remember anything past today
WHERE IS THE RICE? *stares right at it* *runs away*
It was camouflaged by all that rice.
Obviously
I noticed that too and freaked!
I freaked out so much too
Michael Allen YESSSS
the lag on damien when shayne made that mulan reference
wat time
what did he think shayne meant?
Don't Mind Me he prolly thought that shayne came out to him LOL
12:40
0:34
Shayne: I was just like shhh shhh **puts his finger in front of Damien's face**
Damien: *cat mode activate*
2:07 two guys calling a girl ‘pretty’ instead of ‘hot’ got my heart guys
Agreed i am a fella and ive never thought of calling a girl hot in my life these guys know whats up
i love how this started with "who's your dream date" went to "Who's the ideal person who finally kills you" and in the end you're actually trying to beat eachother in the game xD
Sounds about right for us.
+DamienHaas at this point nothing you two do surprises me anymore xP
The correct answer to both of those questions is: JUST MONIKA
Yup. Instead of saying "where are the carrots?", you say what Damien says : *"WHERE ARE THE PRODUCE!? PRODUUUUUUCE!!!"*
I love these two 😂
Can we talk about that random moment where Damian thought Shayne came out to him because of the Mulan reference
wat time
12:39
Looks like no one wants to talk about it
It was beautiful XD And Damien's face was of true confliction which appeared as if he was about to say "That's okay, man, but uhh... what the frick?" XD
Those seconds are on repeat. Loving it! x)
7:22 He says whlie staring directly at the rice
Shorty Bliff omg I saw it 🤣🤣🤣
I know, right?
I immediately looked for this comment after 7:22
same, I was going to comment it but.. XD
everyone is saying this when shane said where's the chips when there was 6 bags in front of him
“Uuuuhhhh”
“Describe your ideal murderer”
“Hold on”
“DoNt TeLl mE tO hOlD oN oUr ShOw InVoLvEs TaLkInG”
“Okay... HoLd On!”
😂
"Sick Day Soup. I read that as something totally different."
.....I did too.
What did you read it as?
12:40 I DIED!! I also don’t know if Damien genuinely didn’t get the reference at first or was faking it cause he had a seriously puzzled look on his face 😂😂
I really wish they'd kept on with that clip. It looked like they were gonna crack up laughing. XD
How many are frustrated that Daminen didn't finish his story?!
Chai Time 🖐🏽 I WAS REALLY INVESTED
MEEE
Yeah wanted to know how that poor man fails at dating hehe
It wasn’t real tho lol
I totally saw the rice on the ceiling Shayne don’t worry 😂
L
Favourite Moment 12:40
Also Please do a singing thing for Game Bang - I just wonna hear Damien sing
stop reading my mind
Don't Mind Me user name checks out
Kirstie Kirkland I wanna hear Damien sing too
Shayne has a nice voice too
That moment when they joked about the series being over I literally had a mini heart attack
We can never truly die. We're like cockroaches mixed with a phoenix.
DamienHaas I don't know how to answer to that
i think damien just sometimes says things.
yeah he just says things
DamienHaas my name is Phoenix
“ that’s shredded cheese, you need potato chips “
“ but what do you dip em in “
“ oh smart “
11:22
8:40-8:41 Damien) Energy chips, water bars! I could not stop laughing during this video
Damien needs to sing more
yes
Shayne and Damien's friendship is what I live for
8:35
I like the intelligent commentary:
Damien: "Water! Energy bar! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Shayne: "Wuuah Whuuahh"
Damien: "Energy chips! Waterbars! NOO!! dammit, alright."
Shayne: uh.. Hold on. I'm good.. tomato tomato
Can confirm, the first time I went grocery shopping on my own, I knocked every single item off of every shelf and flailed around the store looking for boxed rice while using my noodle arms to smack all the other customers. 10/10 realism.
Bringing Damian onto smosh was the best decision smosh has ever made. Great job guys 👍
12:47 Damien's face in the whole video while his trying to decode what Shayne just said
8:38 did Damien just say energy chips and water bars?
Damien is my spirit animal
nice profile pic
"Uh...did i win"😂
Yoru-Kitsune Sameee
14:50
Damien’s voice went quite deep then and honestly it was fabulous 😂
When you realize the mustard was in Shayne's line of vision twice and both times he walked past it before realizing where it was
#DailyDoseofVitamenDamien
Sas Master #ChatRegs
Sas Master vitamin d?
7:22 Damien ran right past the rice
Omg I thought they were serous when they said the show was ending and god, I almost cried 😂
Joanna Muchlinski serious* IDIOT
LINKART SMOKE I have dyslexia so I'm sorry if I offended you with something I can't help and don't call someone an idiot cause I'm probs smarter than you anyway
LINKART SMOKE Yeah come on man
Damien’s laugh is one of my favorites, it is so adorable. I can’t help but laugh when he laughs.😂
“Energy Chips! Water Bars!”
Damien. Just... YAS.
I love the moment of silence during and after the call
I love these two together!! They play so well off of each other and I freaking love watching them make each other laugh! It's adorable! If they had their own channel, I would subscribe super hard!
The little “[HUMANSPLAINING]” caption during their bit at the end is genuinely so funny lol
Best gay couple on TH-cam lmao
that title belongs to all the actually gay couples and not best friends. Like ASAP Science. Personally, I might even count all the pirated Yuri On Ice videos, and include Yuri and Victor. xD
Kobe Robinov they aren’t together
do y'all know what a joke is
close second to dan & phil
I officially ship them
watching this randomly in quarantine and wow, this is kind of how grocery shopping feels right now
I'm pregnant and I think you're both the moms.
I thought it was so funny when shayne was like “this is how I shop” then him and Damien put their head up at the same time😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:49
#riceontheceiling
i really appreciate Shayne saying he’s “probably” not Kate McKinnon’s type... she’s a lesbian so unless you have something to tell us, i don’t think you’ve got much of a chance with her
Hey Shayne....
Great Idea
The snort at 5:27 was the funniest thing 😂😂😂❤😍
at 7:22 I could not stop laughing because Damian passed by the rice in a box
Wow, at 7:22 he was looking *directly* at a box of rice🤦♀️😂
Shayne, why don't you play Mario Kart with Damien?
*Evil laughs in the distance*
WHERE IS THE MUSTARD? Dude you were staring at it and then just turned around.
2:32 my mom comes out with almost half of the store we're always literally there for two or three things she comes out with everything
When Shayne said you gotta make a man outta me Damien was genuinely concerned.
"WHERE IS THE RICE!!!" While he runs past it multiple times and knocking everything down even rice!
'energy chips, water bars!! nOoOoOOooOOOOooOoooooOOO'
-damien haas 2018
Shayne is so full of great ideas, step up your game Damien! Get on Shayne's level 😂
these vids make me say what on earth but also make me laugh i love shayne and damien
7:21
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I- th-
The r i c e
Finish doki doki senpais
4:56, sure Damien is joking but this actually happened to me once looking for doormats.
can we take a moment to appreciate shayne's GREAT idea. nice job, shayne. really GREAT idea.
They were actually really into this game. 😂
Damien: WHERE'S THE RICE??!!
Also Damien: *passes the only box of rice on the shelf*
Damien you're my celebrity crush
Omg I love Damien so much.
I was terrified that the show was ending. This is probably the funniest thing Smosh has done so far.
Shayne knocking on the table convinced my cat that someone was at the door. lol
My favorite part of lil bits is how there will always be like one oddly flirtatious moment if one of them is playing a girl before someone's like "SHIT THIS GOT WEIRD" and awkwardly changes the direction of the story completely
7:22 YOU WALKED RIGNT PASSED THE RICE
(orange box)
Did anyone notice Damien say “water bar!”
damiens list:
shredded cheese
shredded cheese
shredded cheese
gummies
gummies
rice
rice
rice
rice
rice
rice
watermelon
watermelon
cucumber
carrot
orange
shaynes list:
gummies
cucumber
WTF is he cooking? 😂
If u didnt know where rice was its at 7:22
'Don't tell me to hold on our show involves talking' was so funny to me
Notification squad is here
Much love to the notification squad!
Am I allowed to have a little bit of a crush on Damien in this video?
I'm so excited for the return of this show!!!!
I drop eggs every month.
You passed the rice in the box so many damn times I CAN'T xDDDDDDDD IM ACTUALLY CRYING OF LAUGHTER xD
15:15 oh hello there Aunt Caroline
7:23 *Top Right Damien*
😂 I saw Damian run past a box of rice and I started screaming at my screen pick up the dang rice it's right next to you 😂
7:20 the RICE
Shayne starts answering the crush question with sincerity,
Shayne: Mine is sir...(realizes "oh crap, I almost confessed to crushing on a dude. How can I turn this into a joke? Oh, I know!") IAN MCCLELLAN!
maybe he was going to say Ser-ena Williams
I love their banter
Ah! Cucumber found it *proceeds to grab orange*
WOOOOOW Shayne, that was such a GREAT idea.
Shayne and Damien need a love segment where they talk about how to get dates lol
"ENERGY CHIPS, WATER BARS, GOO!!" 😅😅
I've been waiting all week!!
7:22 im lmao. The last fucking rice box 🤣🤣🤣
10:43 you did win shanye, you won our hearts 💕 (and you did still 320 dollars worth of stuff)
7:23 THERE IS THE RICE(btw I legitimately screamed when u saw it and thankfully my parents didn’t wake up)!!!
Found the rice! It was on the ceiling! What was I thinking? Thanks, Shayne!
Damien walked right past all the rice before he found the rice!!!😂
Good job Shane 😂 💕
7:22 you can see the rice just mocking him on the shelf
turn around turn around turn around its there... 😂 😂 😂 maybe it's after the store... 😂 😂 😂 maybe it's when get to your car... 😂 😂 😂 you're sorry sorry looks your... 😂 😂 😂
8:39So we aren’t gonna talk about Damien saying “Energy Chips! Water Bars!”
7:22 it's right in front of you 😂😂😂
the best part is when they make an improv scene
My heart skipped a beat when Damien said it was last show..! Goddamnit mister !
I wanna hug you both so bad *^*