On Mike Johnson's New Nickname and Grimm's Fairy Tales

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  • @jedkrantz7003
    @jedkrantz7003 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Well Mike has always been what he is-a little Johnson. Nuff said.

  • @TeriTencerCutler
    @TeriTencerCutler 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Thank you for a great laugh this morning. I needed it!

  • @garyreid2178
    @garyreid2178 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Fairy tales were originally for adults before they became tales for children.
    That much is true.
    Very clever and brilliant piece, Bruce. Thank you.💙💙😎👍👏

    • @JesusChrist-rn6hl
      @JesusChrist-rn6hl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      They were also dark retellings based on true events.

    • @garyreid2178
      @garyreid2178 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ All courtesy to the Brothers Grimm, who traveled all over Europe researching and collecting folk stories for their works.

  • @lechatbotte.
    @lechatbotte. 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    lol yep that little pipsqueek is just that

    • @Hachisherman75
      @Hachisherman75 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Hmm, would a circumcision help, maybe, or would Trump just grow another one?

    • @JesusChrist-rn6hl
      @JesusChrist-rn6hl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      With the great ape family it doesn’t matter whether it comes from their behinds or their mouths they just love to throw poop, don’t they?

    • @JesusChrist-rn6hl
      @JesusChrist-rn6hl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Hachisherman75 Couldn’t God just grow you new eyes?

  • @sammynorge
    @sammynorge 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    As I continue to deal with left shoulder replacement healing and right arm pinched nerve that has disabled most right hand functions, today's two-fer is a huge delight. Thank you, Bruce!

    • @BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks
      @BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks  14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Happy healing holidays to you. That pinched nerve stuff is nasty. Sure hope it abates soon. I know shoulder replacement is hell too, so you have my sympathy sir. Take care. So glad you enjoyed those. Hope people begin to adopt my nickname for Johnson. To be Donaldsforeskin is to be even less than a little Johnson. He is just the oft-discarded part, which is generally the lot of any of the fools that decide to join Trump's clown wagon.

    • @sammynorge
      @sammynorge 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks Words fail at conveying my appreciation for your kindness, Bruce! Yes, I would not wish pinched nerve BS on a MAGAT. Nobody should have to endure that kind of inescapable pain. X-rays are taken; arthritis is wreaking havoc on me, but my doc is going to make a referral to a neurosurgeon. Makes me anxious, but maybe there is a fix for this. I really don't want to continue unable to control my RH fingers. I just started getting better at fingerpicking with all five digits. Perhaps one day I will obtain the proper technology for us to be in more direct contact. As a teacher of music (no degree, just me) I would love to talk with you about the inner workings of western music. I'll bet I could learn a few things! I just love when diatonic rules get broken - like on how Clapton used an E7 and a C7 in Bell Bottom Blues which is in C. I appreciate the knowledge that helps me understand how that works - replace a iii3 with a dominant 7 and with C7, an internal V-I. Sounds so cool, too! Thanks again for your kindness. It means a lot!

    • @ld3511
      @ld3511 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      So sorry. Wishing you a speedy recovery with no pain. Take care.

    • @sammynorge
      @sammynorge 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ld3511 Thank you very much for your kindness! We'll all need to look out for one another these next four years.

    • @garylefevers
      @garylefevers 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I wish you a speedy recovery and hope your pain is addressed properly. Teri Woolum LeFevers.

  • @jtsimmons3133
    @jtsimmons3133 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Not sure if that's beautifully brutal or brutally beautiful, but it is beautiful. Good one!

  • @halkuhns8070
    @halkuhns8070 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I had Grimm's Fairy Tales read to me a lot as a kid. Loved them! While I can't unhear this song, and am now more scarred for life... I don't blame you! It had to be sung!!! Thanks! 😁

  • @ushere5791
    @ushere5791 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    brilliant!! love it!! thank you for the morning LOL, bruce!

  • @holgerfriedrichsohn6894
    @holgerfriedrichsohn6894 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    😂🤣😂 Grimm's fairy tale absolut fabolous resang bravissimo👏👏
    especially because the Grimm brothers made a dictionary and your wordplay fits perfect 👍

  • @KingDarkOne1996
    @KingDarkOne1996 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Your songs are always amazing true and funny. They should make a radio station in the fallout games just for you. It’s definitely the kind of music I want to be listening to when the end comes around. Perfect apocalyptic music for the whole group to sit around the fire and sing along with.

  • @bokusimondesu
    @bokusimondesu 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    😂😂 I almost choked at the beginning. Didn't have the foresight.

  • @BillMSmith
    @BillMSmith 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I left too soon this morning! Well, this was worth waiting for. While the imagery is a bit cringe inducing, I think you've found the exact way to describe little Mikey J. While I like the Grimm fairy tales, when I think of our "Weaker Speaker" I often think of Uriah Heep.

    • @BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks
      @BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks  13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Uriah Heep is Mike's literary twin. Love it. Chevy Slyme comes to mind as well.

  • @fionahoey6922
    @fionahoey6922 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Brilliant!! Now I will never see a picture of Mike Johnson without thinking of his new name!!! LOL!!!

  • @Missusri
    @Missusri 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    This site is my antidepressant. Thank you.

  • @juanitaviala
    @juanitaviala 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    great ditty tis a pity its spot on

  • @shari5982
    @shari5982 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    🤣🤣🤣Love it!

  • @wernerheikohenning3754
    @wernerheikohenning3754 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Oh, how violent are Grimm´s fairy tales? They gave me nightmares throughout my childhood, and now the new additions are finally making them X-rated horror movies that make The Human Centipede look like a PG movie.

    • @terriem3922
      @terriem3922 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yes!

    • @JesusChrist-rn6hl
      @JesusChrist-rn6hl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I made a human millipede out in the woods

  • @GailBrum
    @GailBrum 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Mangy such a genius. (You, not the be-fore mentioned)

  • @cathypollock2043
    @cathypollock2043 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Bruce you definitely got that right! Great song gave me a chuckle as always.

  • @marianlincoln9008
    @marianlincoln9008 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Ive been calling Trump... Trumpelstilskin for a while hopping hed Stomp like the fairytale Rumpelstilskin did and ripping himself asunder disappearing , NEVER TO DARKEN THIS WORLD AGAIN with his presence... Great tune and idea Bruce... Have a Merry Chritsmas...

  • @gabriellew6467
    @gabriellew6467 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Remember how Rumpelstiltskin endet up? Now wouldn’t that be nice

    • @JesusChrist-rn6hl
      @JesusChrist-rn6hl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Unfortunately for all of you that’s not how the real story went.

  • @jpwald7999
    @jpwald7999 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Gross! LOL 😂🤣😂

    • @garylefevers
      @garylefevers 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Evil ones generally are gross. ✌

  • @wallochdm1
    @wallochdm1 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    How about Bendover Boy?

  • @JesusChrist-rn6hl
    @JesusChrist-rn6hl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Not only do I have friends but they are all immortal.

  • @LynnWood-r3g
    @LynnWood-r3g 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Laughter is the best medicine! Made my Morning!😻🎶

  • @holgerfriedrichsohn6894
    @holgerfriedrichsohn6894 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I can't really see it on the photo on the wall, is the hair is styled with pomade or smegma ? 😉🤔

    • @ld3511
      @ld3511 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🤣😂😆

    • @francesmendenhall189
      @francesmendenhall189 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Eew gross.

    • @holgerfriedrichsohn6894
      @holgerfriedrichsohn6894 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @francesmendenhall189 yes indeed , well the intolerant discrimination behaviour and speaking by Mike Johnson even more 😉

  • @deepquake9
    @deepquake9 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Beautiful 😍

  • @sharonyoxall7553
    @sharonyoxall7553 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏(Bannon is back - the haemorrhoid - fresh flood in the zone of Trump)

    • @ld3511
      @ld3511 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes that's what we need throw away foreskins and hemorrhoids running our country. But here we are.

  • @josephinemarino3419
    @josephinemarino3419 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Congrats for topping your usual cleaver and witty videos that make me/us laugh in these very dark times. Please, please, please keep it up and all the best to you in the new year that will be challenging, to say the least.

  • @mexx8093
    @mexx8093 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You're awesome Bruce! Keep it up 🫶

  • @sdilluminatigrandfounder3807
    @sdilluminatigrandfounder3807 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Trump's little Johnson has another nickname?

    • @BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks
      @BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks  14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yes, it is in reference to being not a little Johnson, but just the commonly tossed-out bit. Seems that is the lot of most of Trump's sycophants eventually.

  • @fayeward7337
    @fayeward7337 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Clever!

  • @gailjordan9250
    @gailjordan9250 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    💙

  • @monikarathbone3478
    @monikarathbone3478 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😯👍

  • @dottywells520
    @dottywells520 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ohh Bruce! LOL

  • @bigcatproductions2789
    @bigcatproductions2789 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Thank you MANGY 😂 🏆 🇺🇸💙 🎅

  • @brucestaples4510
    @brucestaples4510 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Foreskin's lovin' his job right about now, since the guy that's not even in office yet shot down funding to keep the gov't open. Merry F'ing Xmas!

    • @JesusChrist-rn6hl
      @JesusChrist-rn6hl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Okay, Pagan 🤟🏻👽

    • @brucestaples4510
      @brucestaples4510 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @JesusChrist-rn6hl Hey, JC. Is that pronounced hay-soos?😅🤣😂

  • @missnaomi613
    @missnaomi613 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😬😂😅👍

  • @JesusChrist-rn6hl
    @JesusChrist-rn6hl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The world tends to be cruel and persecute the innocent. Isn’t that right?

  • @JustMe-mn5hk
    @JustMe-mn5hk 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I still can't understand why grown ass people act like children in a playground! GROW UP!

    • @JesusChrist-rn6hl
      @JesusChrist-rn6hl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Do you believe that they ever will?

    • @JustMe-mn5hk
      @JustMe-mn5hk 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @JesusChrist-rn6hl sadly I do not my Lord! For thy hearts are bitter as that of the lemon! And their tongues speak words that are of the devil!

  • @gwencrockford3848
    @gwencrockford3848 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    LMFAO!

  • @RyanMcMahon-bz7ri
    @RyanMcMahon-bz7ri 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Let’s just pray we never need to play spot the difference between the two

  • @johnburnside7828
    @johnburnside7828 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Quick! Call a mohel and have it removed!

    • @marianlincoln9008
      @marianlincoln9008 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      As Stormy compared Trumpelstilskin's Tiny Member to a Shrunken little mushroom...It's Possible a "MOHEL" might already been and gone ... Taking more than just his fee with him..
      Curious how many Bris' Does it take to make a raincoat... (prophylactic)... Bet it would be seriously "Holy"...

  • @ld3511
    @ld3511 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    🤣😂🙄😰😭😱☠

  • @steveparish9210
    @steveparish9210 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    😂😂😂

  • @francesmendenhall189
    @francesmendenhall189 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it

  • @JesusChrist-rn6hl
    @JesusChrist-rn6hl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I’m Rumplestiltskin.

  • @Hans-WalterThun-np3yz
    @Hans-WalterThun-np3yz 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The location of those fairy tales is medieval Germany. Sigmund Freud made some interesting analyses.
    Rumpelstilzchen is choleric. At the end of the fairy tale he explodes.
    Unfortunately, Moscow Mike never will! 😢

    • @JesusChrist-rn6hl
      @JesusChrist-rn6hl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I’m Rumplestiltskin and I’ll make you a deal in exchange for your firstborn

  • @RobinAtkins-w6z
    @RobinAtkins-w6z 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    ✌️♥️💡😇💯🎶🎶🎶🎶

    • @JesusChrist-rn6hl
      @JesusChrist-rn6hl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Do you believe that you’re innocent?

  • @JesusChrist-rn6hl
    @JesusChrist-rn6hl 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    God saved Noah and his family and let the world drown. 🤟🏻👽

  • @leanntincher5701
    @leanntincher5701 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Love it.👍💙👍💙👍💙👍💙

  • @balduccic
    @balduccic 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    i call him Rumpelforeskin