Fairy tales were originally for adults before they became tales for children. That much is true. Very clever and brilliant piece, Bruce. Thank you.💙💙😎👍👏
As I continue to deal with left shoulder replacement healing and right arm pinched nerve that has disabled most right hand functions, today's two-fer is a huge delight. Thank you, Bruce!
Happy healing holidays to you. That pinched nerve stuff is nasty. Sure hope it abates soon. I know shoulder replacement is hell too, so you have my sympathy sir. Take care. So glad you enjoyed those. Hope people begin to adopt my nickname for Johnson. To be Donaldsforeskin is to be even less than a little Johnson. He is just the oft-discarded part, which is generally the lot of any of the fools that decide to join Trump's clown wagon.
@@BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks Words fail at conveying my appreciation for your kindness, Bruce! Yes, I would not wish pinched nerve BS on a MAGAT. Nobody should have to endure that kind of inescapable pain. X-rays are taken; arthritis is wreaking havoc on me, but my doc is going to make a referral to a neurosurgeon. Makes me anxious, but maybe there is a fix for this. I really don't want to continue unable to control my RH fingers. I just started getting better at fingerpicking with all five digits. Perhaps one day I will obtain the proper technology for us to be in more direct contact. As a teacher of music (no degree, just me) I would love to talk with you about the inner workings of western music. I'll bet I could learn a few things! I just love when diatonic rules get broken - like on how Clapton used an E7 and a C7 in Bell Bottom Blues which is in C. I appreciate the knowledge that helps me understand how that works - replace a iii3 with a dominant 7 and with C7, an internal V-I. Sounds so cool, too! Thanks again for your kindness. It means a lot!
I had Grimm's Fairy Tales read to me a lot as a kid. Loved them! While I can't unhear this song, and am now more scarred for life... I don't blame you! It had to be sung!!! Thanks! 😁
Your songs are always amazing true and funny. They should make a radio station in the fallout games just for you. It’s definitely the kind of music I want to be listening to when the end comes around. Perfect apocalyptic music for the whole group to sit around the fire and sing along with.
I left too soon this morning! Well, this was worth waiting for. While the imagery is a bit cringe inducing, I think you've found the exact way to describe little Mikey J. While I like the Grimm fairy tales, when I think of our "Weaker Speaker" I often think of Uriah Heep.
Oh, how violent are Grimm´s fairy tales? They gave me nightmares throughout my childhood, and now the new additions are finally making them X-rated horror movies that make The Human Centipede look like a PG movie.
Ive been calling Trump... Trumpelstilskin for a while hopping hed Stomp like the fairytale Rumpelstilskin did and ripping himself asunder disappearing , NEVER TO DARKEN THIS WORLD AGAIN with his presence... Great tune and idea Bruce... Have a Merry Chritsmas...
Congrats for topping your usual cleaver and witty videos that make me/us laugh in these very dark times. Please, please, please keep it up and all the best to you in the new year that will be challenging, to say the least.
Yes, it is in reference to being not a little Johnson, but just the commonly tossed-out bit. Seems that is the lot of most of Trump's sycophants eventually.
As Stormy compared Trumpelstilskin's Tiny Member to a Shrunken little mushroom...It's Possible a "MOHEL" might already been and gone ... Taking more than just his fee with him.. Curious how many Bris' Does it take to make a raincoat... (prophylactic)... Bet it would be seriously "Holy"...
The location of those fairy tales is medieval Germany. Sigmund Freud made some interesting analyses. Rumpelstilzchen is choleric. At the end of the fairy tale he explodes. Unfortunately, Moscow Mike never will! 😢
Well Mike has always been what he is-a little Johnson. Nuff said.
Thank you for a great laugh this morning. I needed it!
Fairy tales were originally for adults before they became tales for children.
That much is true.
Very clever and brilliant piece, Bruce. Thank you.💙💙😎👍👏
They were also dark retellings based on true events.
@ All courtesy to the Brothers Grimm, who traveled all over Europe researching and collecting folk stories for their works.
lol yep that little pipsqueek is just that
Hmm, would a circumcision help, maybe, or would Trump just grow another one?
With the great ape family it doesn’t matter whether it comes from their behinds or their mouths they just love to throw poop, don’t they?
@@Hachisherman75 Couldn’t God just grow you new eyes?
As I continue to deal with left shoulder replacement healing and right arm pinched nerve that has disabled most right hand functions, today's two-fer is a huge delight. Thank you, Bruce!
Happy healing holidays to you. That pinched nerve stuff is nasty. Sure hope it abates soon. I know shoulder replacement is hell too, so you have my sympathy sir. Take care. So glad you enjoyed those. Hope people begin to adopt my nickname for Johnson. To be Donaldsforeskin is to be even less than a little Johnson. He is just the oft-discarded part, which is generally the lot of any of the fools that decide to join Trump's clown wagon.
@@BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks Words fail at conveying my appreciation for your kindness, Bruce! Yes, I would not wish pinched nerve BS on a MAGAT. Nobody should have to endure that kind of inescapable pain. X-rays are taken; arthritis is wreaking havoc on me, but my doc is going to make a referral to a neurosurgeon. Makes me anxious, but maybe there is a fix for this. I really don't want to continue unable to control my RH fingers. I just started getting better at fingerpicking with all five digits. Perhaps one day I will obtain the proper technology for us to be in more direct contact. As a teacher of music (no degree, just me) I would love to talk with you about the inner workings of western music. I'll bet I could learn a few things! I just love when diatonic rules get broken - like on how Clapton used an E7 and a C7 in Bell Bottom Blues which is in C. I appreciate the knowledge that helps me understand how that works - replace a iii3 with a dominant 7 and with C7, an internal V-I. Sounds so cool, too! Thanks again for your kindness. It means a lot!
So sorry. Wishing you a speedy recovery with no pain. Take care.
@@ld3511 Thank you very much for your kindness! We'll all need to look out for one another these next four years.
I wish you a speedy recovery and hope your pain is addressed properly. Teri Woolum LeFevers.
Not sure if that's beautifully brutal or brutally beautiful, but it is beautiful. Good one!
I had Grimm's Fairy Tales read to me a lot as a kid. Loved them! While I can't unhear this song, and am now more scarred for life... I don't blame you! It had to be sung!!! Thanks! 😁
brilliant!! love it!! thank you for the morning LOL, bruce!
😂🤣😂 Grimm's fairy tale absolut fabolous resang bravissimo👏👏
especially because the Grimm brothers made a dictionary and your wordplay fits perfect 👍
Your songs are always amazing true and funny. They should make a radio station in the fallout games just for you. It’s definitely the kind of music I want to be listening to when the end comes around. Perfect apocalyptic music for the whole group to sit around the fire and sing along with.
😂😂 I almost choked at the beginning. Didn't have the foresight.
I left too soon this morning! Well, this was worth waiting for. While the imagery is a bit cringe inducing, I think you've found the exact way to describe little Mikey J. While I like the Grimm fairy tales, when I think of our "Weaker Speaker" I often think of Uriah Heep.
Uriah Heep is Mike's literary twin. Love it. Chevy Slyme comes to mind as well.
Brilliant!! Now I will never see a picture of Mike Johnson without thinking of his new name!!! LOL!!!
This site is my antidepressant. Thank you.
great ditty tis a pity its spot on
🤣🤣🤣Love it!
Oh, how violent are Grimm´s fairy tales? They gave me nightmares throughout my childhood, and now the new additions are finally making them X-rated horror movies that make The Human Centipede look like a PG movie.
Yes!
I made a human millipede out in the woods
Mangy such a genius. (You, not the be-fore mentioned)
Bruce you definitely got that right! Great song gave me a chuckle as always.
Ive been calling Trump... Trumpelstilskin for a while hopping hed Stomp like the fairytale Rumpelstilskin did and ripping himself asunder disappearing , NEVER TO DARKEN THIS WORLD AGAIN with his presence... Great tune and idea Bruce... Have a Merry Chritsmas...
Remember how Rumpelstiltskin endet up? Now wouldn’t that be nice
Unfortunately for all of you that’s not how the real story went.
Gross! LOL 😂🤣😂
Evil ones generally are gross. ✌
How about Bendover Boy?
Not only do I have friends but they are all immortal.
Laughter is the best medicine! Made my Morning!😻🎶
I can't really see it on the photo on the wall, is the hair is styled with pomade or smegma ? 😉🤔
🤣😂😆
Eew gross.
@francesmendenhall189 yes indeed , well the intolerant discrimination behaviour and speaking by Mike Johnson even more 😉
Beautiful 😍
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏(Bannon is back - the haemorrhoid - fresh flood in the zone of Trump)
Yes that's what we need throw away foreskins and hemorrhoids running our country. But here we are.
Congrats for topping your usual cleaver and witty videos that make me/us laugh in these very dark times. Please, please, please keep it up and all the best to you in the new year that will be challenging, to say the least.
You're awesome Bruce! Keep it up 🫶
Trump's little Johnson has another nickname?
Yes, it is in reference to being not a little Johnson, but just the commonly tossed-out bit. Seems that is the lot of most of Trump's sycophants eventually.
Clever!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😯👍
Ohh Bruce! LOL
Thank you MANGY 😂 🏆 🇺🇸💙 🎅
Foreskin's lovin' his job right about now, since the guy that's not even in office yet shot down funding to keep the gov't open. Merry F'ing Xmas!
Okay, Pagan 🤟🏻👽
@JesusChrist-rn6hl Hey, JC. Is that pronounced hay-soos?😅🤣😂
😬😂😅👍
The world tends to be cruel and persecute the innocent. Isn’t that right?
I still can't understand why grown ass people act like children in a playground! GROW UP!
Do you believe that they ever will?
@JesusChrist-rn6hl sadly I do not my Lord! For thy hearts are bitter as that of the lemon! And their tongues speak words that are of the devil!
LMFAO!
Let’s just pray we never need to play spot the difference between the two
Quick! Call a mohel and have it removed!
As Stormy compared Trumpelstilskin's Tiny Member to a Shrunken little mushroom...It's Possible a "MOHEL" might already been and gone ... Taking more than just his fee with him..
Curious how many Bris' Does it take to make a raincoat... (prophylactic)... Bet it would be seriously "Holy"...
🤣😂🙄😰😭😱☠
😂😂😂
It's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it
I’m Rumplestiltskin.
The location of those fairy tales is medieval Germany. Sigmund Freud made some interesting analyses.
Rumpelstilzchen is choleric. At the end of the fairy tale he explodes.
Unfortunately, Moscow Mike never will! 😢
I’m Rumplestiltskin and I’ll make you a deal in exchange for your firstborn
✌️♥️💡😇💯🎶🎶🎶🎶
Do you believe that you’re innocent?
God saved Noah and his family and let the world drown. 🤟🏻👽
Love it.👍💙👍💙👍💙👍💙
i call him Rumpelforeskin