Top 10 Notorious Stolen Valor Village Idiots (Marine Reacts)

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  • @JamesonsTravels
    @JamesonsTravels  3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    when stolen valor goes wrong - th-cam.com/video/uCw3WRsaMCQ/w-d-xo.html. oldie but goodie. one of my fav stolen valor vids - th-cam.com/video/2u1JkP2idsE/w-d-xo.html

    • @TripleCrossProduct
      @TripleCrossProduct 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The third one looks like he's late for casting of a John Wayne movie

    • @dennistedder3384
      @dennistedder3384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was an astronaut special kind

    • @christiansalinas7526
      @christiansalinas7526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why is stolen valor a thing just why? there's so many easy ways to make money nowadays without BREAKING the LAW, so why are these guys going through all the trouble to do this and make a little bit of money? God I am losing hope in humanity everyday

    • @wroberts1707
      @wroberts1707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Last few vids I've heard a buzzing every time after you stop talking. Not heard it in other vids.

    • @petrolo72
      @petrolo72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💯Would love to get a response on the video of the South African money truck attempted heist this last week.

  • @FluxMusicGroup
    @FluxMusicGroup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    Honestly, It really pisses me off being called out for Stolen Valor when I tell people I'm a Space Force door gunner.

    • @davidcollins2993
      @davidcollins2993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Did they upgrade the screen door to a gloryhole?

    • @andrewhinojos2209
      @andrewhinojos2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      You use the M1 photon canon ?

    • @hoplite-official5011
      @hoplite-official5011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@andrewhinojos2209 nah they use the m1AB variant now it has additional black matter camo and extra gamma burst capacity

    • @jonathan2755
      @jonathan2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I'm special forces backdoor alpha. Team 6 vasoline.

    • @curtisblanco4029
      @curtisblanco4029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      If someone doesn't believe you are with Space Force tell them you are with the Federation of Planets and your job is to shoot the photon torpedos.

  • @IchigoKurosaki011
    @IchigoKurosaki011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3756

    The best videos are the ones where the cameraman doesn't call it out and plays along to see how wild the story goes.

    • @yeeturmcbeetur8197
      @yeeturmcbeetur8197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I agree. It’s like a fever dream story lol.

    • @hellsphoenix9308
      @hellsphoenix9308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Some of them are just fuckin rabbit holes bud😂🤣. Get ready Alice. Your gonna hit your wonderland 😂👌🏻. Couldn’t agree more, I love it!

    • @richardpowell4281
      @richardpowell4281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I run a surplus store. There was a severely autistic guy in his 20s who would come in every couple weeks, with a social worker. And every week it was a different story, one week he's killed a North Korean general, the next it was he had beef with Israeli Mosssad because he married someone's daughter. I think it was a coping mechanism for him. I never actively questioned it because I knew about his condition, but man did I have to hold back laughter. One time his social worker even had to step in because a veteran customer was getting a little heated and we had to explain.

    • @keithjackson4985
      @keithjackson4985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol 😆 lol 😆 hilarious.

    • @keithjackson4985
      @keithjackson4985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The Seal thing, 😆 hilarious. A sailor, at the rank of colonel?

  • @dontcare1414
    @dontcare1414 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +205

    My uncle was a legit UDT in Vietnam, just listening to these guys blows my mind. To get my uncle to talk about the war was like talking to a wall. Having these guys spurt their story out to everyone is an immediate red flag.

    • @CreekerCoverage
      @CreekerCoverage 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Same for My cousin who served usmc in the afghan era who was medically discharged. He will talk about the brothers he made and tell funny stories and the more positive side of serving but if you ask him about actual combat he just goes silent might as well ask a pine tree

    • @jocelynnowen3078
      @jocelynnowen3078 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That’s right. The ‘seal on the sub’ was hilarious. FOTFL

    • @JB-ef7ks
      @JB-ef7ks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Same here, my grandfather was EOD in Nam and the story he told me was accidentally killing a boy he thought was Charlie on a night recon mission in a creek/river and that was only towards the end of his life!

    • @MachoRaton
      @MachoRaton 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      These guys are full of it

    • @12345robjohn
      @12345robjohn หลายเดือนก่อน

      My family and friends are all Air Force vets. They never talk about their service and would never wear their uniform in public.

  • @stuartturkington826
    @stuartturkington826 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    The first guy was an escaped Alien from Area 51. Lol 😅

  • @jmsmeier1113
    @jmsmeier1113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2559

    I genuinely felt sorry for that first guy, he obviously wasn’t all there.
    The “different kind of seal” was actually legit. I think I saw him on the beach balancing a ball on his nose for a fish dinner.

    • @robinrobyn1714
      @robinrobyn1714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      EXACTLY. I have no idea why the first one was even included. The guy isn't all there.

    • @catchthewind8563
      @catchthewind8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He could be acting to. Don't be fooled right away. Chances are he can be in character

    • @alec7827
      @alec7827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Best comment😂

    • @sacalabolcita8210
      @sacalabolcita8210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Every one want to be a hero ,just dont impersonate them with some thing from the thrift. 🤣👌🏽If you like the stuff its cool just dont cross the line.

    • @kjetilvaarlund8342
      @kjetilvaarlund8342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      His cheese has slid off his cracker...

  • @amy.gali13
    @amy.gali13 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    SO GLAD to know that you recognize a difference between the mentally ill ones and the scammers. That’s a very important distinction.

    • @bryanlacount7551
      @bryanlacount7551 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Stolen Valor is Stolen Valor, doesn't matter if it's a scam or not.

    • @fish4529
      @fish4529 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you for the virtue signal!

    • @RIVALContentJammerz
      @RIVALContentJammerz ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Take it easy, Golden Coral has plenty for everybody.

    • @homerepairlife5.098
      @homerepairlife5.098 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A liar is a liar! Don’t care if they are ill or just straight up full of crap! It’s still not right to say or act like a rank or metal holder…. Where the uniform and and say your not a real soldier or don’t do it at all!

    • @laserpanda94
      @laserpanda94 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@homerepairlife5.098 So the people with mental illness who think they're Jesus are just scumbag blasphemers who deserve to burn in hell?

  • @user-vi4zw8ps1c
    @user-vi4zw8ps1c 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    Never was in any armed service, but respect to all that has been,thanks to all.

    • @richq11
      @richq11 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Neither were any of these people.

  • @scotshaver
    @scotshaver 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    You got me with “submarine door gunner” 😂🤣😂

    • @anastasiakorkova9175
      @anastasiakorkova9175 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It was “captain of an automatic weapons team” that got me

  • @adrinathegreat3095
    @adrinathegreat3095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    I hate it when I get accused of stolen valor when I'm walking around in my civil war uniform

    • @dustinnunez5077
      @dustinnunez5077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I though my screen was cracked I got my finger nail then I realized it was your profile

    • @adrinathegreat3095
      @adrinathegreat3095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dustinnunez5077 😆

    • @hitlermugabetashtwin
      @hitlermugabetashtwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I assume you're talking about the US civil war. I have a similar problem, only I fought under Oliver Cromwell in the English civil war, in fact I executed King Charles personally.

    • @ikecampbell2221
      @ikecampbell2221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hitlermugabetashtwin I was in the French Revolution. I executed Louis XII myself

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣😂🤣😂🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • @nateworthy530
    @nateworthy530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    That first guy looked like an African warlord with all those medals.

    • @eldiablo8019
      @eldiablo8019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Or a North Korean General.

    • @20FreeWill
      @20FreeWill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He reminds me of the dad from American pie

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Remembers of the manager from Office Space wanting people to wear more flair.

    • @sith_master_shaun7988
      @sith_master_shaun7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣African warlord

    • @Mistaken_deed
      @Mistaken_deed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Every communist country ever 😂

  • @michellenainkristinabusch1221
    @michellenainkristinabusch1221 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Such a sad existence these people live. My late fiance lost his battle to combat PTSD. He was a USMC Scout/Sniper. He avoided wearing anything that had to do with his job, when he wasn't working. Can't stand these frauds.

  • @loyalsupportisthebestever
    @loyalsupportisthebestever 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    '' All the nuts roll down hill to Florida'' 🤣

  • @TheMrrobustus
    @TheMrrobustus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    I was a Delta sniper seal MARSOC for 70 years. I can't talk about my missions to Disney world where we fought Al Qaeda in Epcot. I was also a machine Gunner who got 200 confirmed kills. I also dressed as Mickey mouse to get behind enemy lines.
    Thank me for my service.

    • @bethhuth1121
      @bethhuth1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Thanks for your service 😎

    • @RemembertThe20thMain
      @RemembertThe20thMain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      What a hero. did you also meat George Washington during D-day? Oh and thank you for your service ofc

    • @TheMrrobustus
      @TheMrrobustus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@RemembertThe20thMain I did. He, Abe Lincoln, and I all stormed a secret beach ourselves. This one was actually the most dangerous and so only the elite of the elite (us 3) went on it. It's so secret the documentaries don't mention it!

    • @RemembertThe20thMain
      @RemembertThe20thMain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@TheMrrobustus Woah! is that when you interacted with the aliens that where in cahoots with bin laden

    • @1922Skidoo
      @1922Skidoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thanks Mickey for yo services 😆

  • @Cdubp01
    @Cdubp01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    I genuinely feel bad for these people, that they feel like their life is so meaningless that they craft these lies to get validation from strangers. Super sad.

    • @stargamer7576
      @stargamer7576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      True but you have to appreciate their insane creativity

    • @pwrplnt1975
      @pwrplnt1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is sad, but this is the wrong way to go about it. Wear a suit and tell folks you're in the FBI. The FBI is about as useless. Nowadays they seem to be more into politics than federal law enforcement.

    • @TrueFork
      @TrueFork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@mel_dagator8427 I have to believe at least half are just trolling. Door gunner on the lunar module...

    • @BirdBathGG
      @BirdBathGG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Worst part is you can just join the military. Even if you’re not in great shape or have no self-confidence. They’ll get you to there at least I’ve know plenty of people that joined who fall under that category

    • @calvinhenderson4200
      @calvinhenderson4200 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe it helps them get women

  • @StageMan57
    @StageMan57 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    He's confused! Probably dementia!
    He wasn't Seal... dude! Look at him! He was a Walrus!

  • @justinlast2lastharder749
    @justinlast2lastharder749 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    11-B? I could believe dude served as an Artillery Piece. Point his rear towards the enemy and let em rip. A devasting weapon.

    • @buzzvf74
      @buzzvf74 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You do know 11 bravo is infantry correct?

  • @pattysteberger1029
    @pattysteberger1029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    My husband passed away this August. He was a Marine Corps Vietnam Veteran. He would had loved your TH-cam videos. Semper Fi🇺🇸

    • @MrQuijibo
      @MrQuijibo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sorry to hear about your husband.

    • @onlythetruth4039
      @onlythetruth4039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I always wondered, why there are rarely females who stole medails or uniforms for the fame
      It's always men doing this.

    • @lijo4518
      @lijo4518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @ Only The Truth no I've seen some women too

    • @realcoach2023
      @realcoach2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am sorry for your loss. Your husband = true hero. May God rest his soul.

    • @thepatriotwarrior4823
      @thepatriotwarrior4823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sorry for your loss. Your husband was a hero in uniform. We all should remember them.

  • @acslatz
    @acslatz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "All I do is go on missions" is my new motto.

    • @bnv4292
      @bnv4292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol. All I did was hurry up and wait train for 15 minutes and wait

    • @stefanadamcik8221
      @stefanadamcik8221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly. Im gonna say that to my commander next time he has some paperwork for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ReinertZerker
      @ReinertZerker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just missions Sir, just missions...

    • @mrs.d2411
      @mrs.d2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then every day becomes a series of mini adventures😁

    • @WarzoneResistance
      @WarzoneResistance 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda like the guy who was "in the village" in Afghanistan...

  • @iskrajackal9049
    @iskrajackal9049 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    These guys always have the absolute maximum of experience, training, and valour. When they signed up they went straight to the most elite sections of special forces

    • @MickRhodes-ml5cm
      @MickRhodes-ml5cm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well to be fair to special forces, it’s not everyday that someone joins the US military after being orphaned and found by the French Foreign Legion in the desert at age 5, and then training with them for 13 years before immigrating to the US after saving a marine unit in Iraq by single handedly killing an ISIS military group with nothing but a toothpick

    • @marknorris1381
      @marknorris1381 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah they never seem to be the cook or the quartermaster.

  • @DoDgeSwaG
    @DoDgeSwaG 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    “You’re stealing my valor” what a cringey ass thing to say 😂 my grandfathers who fought in the American Revolution, civil war, Spanish American war, WWI AND WWII are rolling in their graves hearing that 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @JacobC479
      @JacobC479 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Seriously. If he would have said “you’re stealing valor from people that have died wearing it,” it would have sounded better. That sounds super selfish.

    • @SethMorgan-re3mo
      @SethMorgan-re3mo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What side in the civil war?

    • @DoDgeSwaG
      @DoDgeSwaG 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SethMorgan-re3mo both

  • @neilpeterson9195
    @neilpeterson9195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    As a Navy vet, hospital corpsman, 10 years active duty. Spent half my time with the Marines. Makes me ill to see people fake their service.

    • @jacobstrine4432
      @jacobstrine4432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drink water

    • @Kbarstill
      @Kbarstill ปีที่แล้ว

      THANKS DEVIL DOC !!

    • @christianlane4785
      @christianlane4785 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for your service. A Navy Corpsman saved my father’s life in Vietnam.

    • @inquirer1016
      @inquirer1016 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for serving. Many people don't know that Navy corpsmen often accompany the infantry units, usually Marines, in combat missions.

    • @NCR-RANGER-223
      @NCR-RANGER-223 ปีที่แล้ว

      Corpsman
      I bet you've seen more penicillin and johnson inspections than a Somali pirate

  • @frankieb9444
    @frankieb9444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    He was so far behind the lines, he never left the US.

  • @adriencote1798
    @adriencote1798 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    What was your MOS?
    “My mos was to kill!”
    😂
    Love the reaction to that too. These guys are smoking a bit too much crack.

  • @Fishing-gs9ku
    @Fishing-gs9ku 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Great line “no ill will for the mentally ill “

  • @tinar.a.3542
    @tinar.a.3542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    “I was a different kind of seal.”
    Umm, yeah, fake.

    • @digitaldreamer5481
      @digitaldreamer5481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, he truly was a different kind of seal, he was a Hawaiian Monk Seal at Sea Life Park on Oahu, lol!

    • @alexnunezramos1720
      @alexnunezramos1720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Leave that brave MAN alone. LOL 🤡

    • @digitaldreamer5481
      @digitaldreamer5481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexnunezramos1720
      I just couldn’t help myself, lol!
      Just to think that a week ago, I was hanging with all my brothers at the American Legion, burning thousands of American flags in a flag retirement ceremony. Gotta remember that we spent the day before opening and folding all those flags until everyone’s arms got sore. For the ceremony itself, my first time btw, we had a group of Young Marines and Cub Scouts that were more squared away than any of these bozos in this video, lol. I also think that what these young men did was braver than what any of these bozos did. I didn’t know about the Young Marines when growing up but I can tell you that its a wonderful program for kids. It gives them an insider look at the Marines and they have the option of saying this isn’t for me or continue on to real Marine Corps bootcamp. I’m not sure if the Young Marines would of made a difference for me or not, coming from a family of West Pointers. First, I didn’t think I had what it takes to go to West Point even though I was a straight “A” student. I wasn’t like my uncles, one played the trumpet, really good too. They’re all silent keys now, I still miss them...

    • @thirdgen377
      @thirdgen377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, he was a SEAL who happened to be so special he made rank that doesn't exist in the navy. True hero.

    • @aceingtonn7594
      @aceingtonn7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A literal seal.

  • @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
    @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Old drunk dude with Jim Beam in his coffee at 7a: "I was a DIFFERENT kinda SEAL!"

    • @christihiatt3459
      @christihiatt3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A circus seal!

    • @richardpoynton4026
      @richardpoynton4026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He balanced a beach ball on his nose, clapped his flippers and caught raw fish in his mouth when they were thrown at him.

    • @orneryokinawan4529
      @orneryokinawan4529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@christihiatt3459 *Laughs in Rick Harrison* 😂💀⚰

    • @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
      @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking cracking seals on the bottles lmao

    • @clickhereforshowittoothers2184
      @clickhereforshowittoothers2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evil Democrats, billionaires, & RINOs brainwash America 365 days a year.
      In 10 minutes your kids & you can be immune to it.
      My name is a dottComm website & you need to go there.
      Expect your life to likely hugely change in 10 minutes or less.

  • @IndependenceGuitar
    @IndependenceGuitar 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    This video makes me sad for all kinds of reasons. Thanks to everyone that served, and all those that supported them while they did. ✌️ 🇺🇸

  • @user-dg8qe2wy8f
    @user-dg8qe2wy8f 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    While my father stayed in the Infantry after Korea, my father served in Vietnam as Infantry, my Uncle Tommy went from serving in the Korean War as an 82nd Airborne Pathfinder, in 1963 he was accepted to be in the Army’s new special unit called the “Green Berets” and completed the school in 1963. He also served 2 tours in Vietnam but as a Green Berets” in 1963.

  • @jeaniewolfe6693
    @jeaniewolfe6693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    "Looks to me like the Girl Scouts badges they wear when selling cookies"... Nope, even those need to be earned... 😂🤭

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Lol. They girls did most than
      Most of these fine folks.

    • @jeaniewolfe6693
      @jeaniewolfe6693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JamesonsTravels Love your videos Sir! Thank you for taking the time to make them and thank you for your service to making our world a safer, fairer place... 👍

    • @FatFreeVideos
      @FatFreeVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This guy has his "fiction writing badges"

    • @RRzombie632
      @RRzombie632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah but it really did look like a scouts sash lol

    • @Celatreee
      @Celatreee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Christopher Watson buy more and save them in your freezer! they last a long time!

  • @Demyn
    @Demyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Had a special needs guy who loved the army but obviously couldn't get in, used to run around in fatigues with no patches. Never even bothered me, figured if it made him happy more power to him.

    • @CorruptInfinityOfficial
      @CorruptInfinityOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ain’t nothing wrong with that I suppose 👍🏻

    • @richardbradshaw7067
      @richardbradshaw7067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Just trying to live his dream, i respect that

    • @adamw2911
      @adamw2911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@richardbradshaw7067 the 'special needs' guys deserve a bit of space. They just have little concept of reality. It's the smart, well groomed in shape types that deserve to be exposed.

    • @richardbradshaw7067
      @richardbradshaw7067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@adamw2911 he didn't have any patches. And with no context we are in no place to judge the guy in this case. Now the guys in this video are something else.

    • @hoopsonwheels
      @hoopsonwheels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I suppose that could be okay since the guy isn’t running around claiming he was actually in the service. Probably like the aesthetics

  • @subman721
    @subman721 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    9:37 actually driving a submarine is a hell of a lot like flying a plane. The control surfaces are very similar. Which is why you get that line in the hunt for October. “Give me a stopwatch and a chart and I’ll fly the Alps in a plane with no windows.”

  • @Child_Of_Whoa
    @Child_Of_Whoa 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Fun fact- if you wash out of Submarine Door Gunner School they make you a helicopter periscope crewman or kosho's assistant. Depends on your ASSHAT score.

  • @Will_JJHP
    @Will_JJHP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "All the nuts roll downhill into Florida" "he's like his own little shipyard" 💀 keep em coming!

  • @wingedhussar5528
    @wingedhussar5528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    These guys truly put the "SPECIAL" in special forces.

    • @KnightofGascogne
      @KnightofGascogne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Special Needs Forces 😂

    • @kirklandramsay3935
      @kirklandramsay3935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theyre so Special the government is debating whether its even legal for them to be in a combat zone.

    • @jjayyoung7335
      @jjayyoung7335 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KnightofGascogne you mean special ed don't you hero that double reinforced Behind Enemy Lines short bus to and from their missions

    • @KnightofGascogne
      @KnightofGascogne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jjayyoung7335 I have a vague idea of what you meant by that, but yes, I suppose.

  • @deinsports8328
    @deinsports8328 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’m laughing at a mall security and also air force acting security 😂😂😂😂

  • @wideawake914
    @wideawake914 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A cross between the a team and ghost busters.

  • @alifrombenhill3374
    @alifrombenhill3374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I'm 22 years Navy. That first guy had more medals than a waitress at Fridays. Him, MLK, and Jesus are in competition for greatest human ever.

    • @ianmcsherry5254
      @ianmcsherry5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      As a Scotsman, I sleep safer at night knowing US allies like him are guarding the tentacled aliens at Area 51. 👍

    • @jeffjr84
      @jeffjr84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You cant teach courage like that.

    • @atthebrink74
      @atthebrink74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      From the movie “Office Space”, it’s called Flair.
      You have to have at least 15 pieces of flair. That guy was extra special, he had like 47 pieces of flair.

    • @kelly171a
      @kelly171a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@atthebrink74 Lol, good movie.

    • @SpaceRanger187
      @SpaceRanger187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus ask him for advie theres no competition

  • @andrewprice6418
    @andrewprice6418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "He's the submarine door gunner"
    Why have I never heard this?? That's fantastic! 😂

    • @franklinwelfl8284
      @franklinwelfl8284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      A wet job

    • @Gasambag
      @Gasambag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “Man overboard on a sub”

    • @luigi7781
      @luigi7781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude probably would've been eaten by a shark.

    • @Tmac-rv9wq
      @Tmac-rv9wq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He looks more like he was the submarine door

    • @HighlanderNorth1
      @HighlanderNorth1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, I can personally attest that they've developed one-way force fields that allow gun barrels and bullets to poke OUT of the side of the submarine, while preventing the ocean from flooding in.... As the only, singular member of the nation's most elite spec ops group("Alpha Force"), I was privy to these top secret technologies. 😎

  • @Thomas-qh5vf
    @Thomas-qh5vf 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Ya know,we all would be better people if we followed Mr Ballens integrity. I'm honored to listen to your stories. God bless you.

  • @davidruffin9828
    @davidruffin9828 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This guy has got to be nicknamed "AGENT ORANGE"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JasonWest-zh1gt
      @JasonWest-zh1gt หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      More like agent sped

  • @BrandoTheBald
    @BrandoTheBald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    I remember when I served as a colonel in the revolutionary war, I actually fought shoulder to shoulder with George Washington, General Washington, before he was president, in fact, I was the one who encouraged him to be president, I'm pretty important

    • @einsteindisguisedasrobinho717
      @einsteindisguisedasrobinho717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is ur name Gianni Russo? 😂😂😂😂

    • @Odd_Combo
      @Odd_Combo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @crawfish069
      @crawfish069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Those 30 cal Browning machine guns were really handy in that war.

    • @le_zippo2609
      @le_zippo2609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Smack my sack and call me jack, i remember you! Remember after the battle, we got George to do an ale barrel stand, back at the tavern, then the sob balanced his sword from his nose? Shit’s nuts

    • @phillyphan56
      @phillyphan56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well…what was your MOS though? 😂

  • @Dropship11
    @Dropship11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    He was attached to the submarine. They used him as an anchor

  • @Proto.Fabrication
    @Proto.Fabrication 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Legend has it she’s still searching for her ID to this day.

  • @Silverhawk1776
    @Silverhawk1776 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The "security guard patch" the first yoyo was wearing is a legitimate command patch for the Air Intelligence Agency (AIA), which was headquartered in San Antonio back in the 90s.

  • @StriperScott
    @StriperScott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Your demeanor through these videos is what pulls me in. You never get mad, but you smile through your disgust. You sir are a true gentleman. Thank you for your service..

  • @johnmullens2857
    @johnmullens2857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    "I am a SEAL"
    ME: "GO ON THEN, BALANCE A BEACH BALL FOR US!"

    • @general_web5169
      @general_web5169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes sir! I am currently designated to Santa's Navy Seals in the Second Artic Operation, sir!

    • @johnmullens2857
      @johnmullens2857 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@general_web5169 now thats enduring the cold! Learned that at the SAS before you joined Santa's seals I bet!

    • @rustyshackleford7808
      @rustyshackleford7808 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      AT

    • @Robert-sy4bd
      @Robert-sy4bd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I made the mistake of reading your remark at work. Colleagues wondering what l am laughing at.

    • @johnmullens2857
      @johnmullens2857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Robert-sy4bd lol

  • @ericclausen6772
    @ericclausen6772 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wherever it's warm you get all the craziness

  • @sephardim4yeshua155
    @sephardim4yeshua155 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    His mos was grounds. You know, when the co yells for the coffee. He really got the kick back assignment, makin the coffee.

  • @lostcause1144
    @lostcause1144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I served in the Navy and knew a few Seal team members. I never operated with them other than to get them close on occasion, to their area of operation.
    I held great respect for these men and can not stand these fake seals. I once at a reunion made a comment to one of them about how I felt, and honored to have gotten a chance to say I knew a few. He turned to me and told me it was a pleasure to have served with me.
    I was confused till he told more than once our crew were their heroes.
    He explained that after completing a mission, it still was a relief to see us there ready to pick them up.
    Made this old regular Navy guy feel good.

    • @curtisfranzen986
      @curtisfranzen986 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin, is this You?

    • @brycecolwell4304
      @brycecolwell4304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      for real, it takes something special to be a Seal. ive watched all the videos, and i wont make it out of Hour 1.

    • @bb-us4ew
      @bb-us4ew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can somone explain what a soup sandwich is ?

    • @jds6206
      @jds6206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bb-us4ew Retired Marine here. A "soup sandwich" almost always refers to how a service member wears their uniform. A "SS" is in a uniform that is probably ill-fitting, for starters, wrinkled, maybe soiled, a belt too long/short, dirty / missing / out of order ribbon bar, needs a haircut and for males, needs a shave. Oh yea, an "SS" is probably overweight.
      A "soup sandwich" is a mess; an embarrassment to the Service.

    • @grifyn882
      @grifyn882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      proof you served in the navy ?

  • @josephsollender8487
    @josephsollender8487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I think most of these people are mentally dissabled, I kinda feel bad for them. The ones that piss me of are the ones trying to gain something and know what they are doing.

    • @tomln1972
      @tomln1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you!

    • @mstrdiver
      @mstrdiver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He's also wearing US Army Military Intelligence officer branch insignia. That insignia was also used in the original Battlestar Galactica as Viper Pilot collar pins. He truly is a 'Space Cadet'!

    • @MrGiorgioud
      @MrGiorgioud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which, to be honest, makes the legit soldiers who bother the mental cases look like the worst kind of cowardly bullies, the antithesis of all the principles the Armed Forces should instil in its recruits.....

    • @zimtuff
      @zimtuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even the mentally disabled know what lying is. They are just so dumb they can not fathom how stupid their stories sound to a sane person.

    • @jncook54
      @jncook54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel the same way. Mostly broken people and most of them don’t make me mad, just sad.

  • @nhala04
    @nhala04 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for the laughs, brother!😂

  • @christopherjoy2872
    @christopherjoy2872 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    These people break my heart.

  • @elshmuel1848
    @elshmuel1848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    “I was a seal in 71 when we did a full on beach landing in Vietnam, lost both my arms and my legs, captain said I had to go home but I knew I was needed in Laos to kill colonel sanders hooorah

    • @jarredwoods1448
      @jarredwoods1448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hard to eat that Kentucky fried with no arms or legs , thank you for your service

    • @20FreeWill
      @20FreeWill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Tis but a flesh wound

    • @grantslam44
      @grantslam44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jarredwoods1448 NOW IT'S PERSONAL SANDERS!!!

    • @dankisreal6432
      @dankisreal6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @scottperkins7826
      @scottperkins7826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@20FreeWill I’ve obviously heard this saying before but for some reason I feel like it applies to something specific…..where did I just hear this the other day🤔🤯

  • @door518kimber3
    @door518kimber3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    I was in a classified position for a while, submarine’s, my mission was to make sure that the screen door was kept closed at all times. I was also a door gunner in that submarine. Dont tell anyone.

    • @annhendrickson1651
      @annhendrickson1651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂

    • @mercychoke4475
      @mercychoke4475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...right ok, so did you work on special projects as well after that mission on the sub like this guy at Area 51 2:47? Just asking, you don't have tell me anything top secret if you don't want to but what other things have you done in the military?

    • @edmondlau511
      @edmondlau511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you for your service!

    • @inquirer1016
      @inquirer1016 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I bet you were also on the highly trained submarine SWAT Team armed with the latest high tech fly swatters to smash those enemy mosquitos that got through the screen door. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

  • @davidsonmg
    @davidsonmg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    mental health is no joke ya'll

  • @williamcoe9200
    @williamcoe9200 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He will be fighting against the seagulls
    Hahaha
    My favorite is the guy in the cracker jacks

  • @abumansaray7
    @abumansaray7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Let's go"
    Never gets old. I just love it

  • @tomeike668
    @tomeike668 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love this chanel these clowns have no shame keep up the good work. Thank you for your calling them out.

  • @user-fi1ge2pg4x
    @user-fi1ge2pg4x 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Sad team 7” had me rolling in my tears😂💀

  • @ericbickel5465
    @ericbickel5465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I really appreciate how you show some compassion for these poor souls. They are train wrecks and you, at times, take a good hearted approach, and can chuckle. You don’t beat them up like some stolen valor videos which is cool.

  • @knock_knock3007
    @knock_knock3007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "Oh, he's got the X-Files sh*t in his back pocket." HAD ME ROLLING!!!🤣🤣

    • @beccaleigh6705
      @beccaleigh6705 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      shhhh dont tell anyone

    • @SRooney34
      @SRooney34 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was gonna say the same thing 😂😂😂

    • @Anonymous-lq2bs
      @Anonymous-lq2bs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rolling a doobie?

  • @WindWalker1961
    @WindWalker1961 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great Work brother

  • @anthonyantram3370
    @anthonyantram3370 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Quit it" 😂

  • @nicolebuchanan229
    @nicolebuchanan229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Most veterans I know or have known do not like attention for their service. They like to blend in with civilians and not brag.

    • @johnynoway9127
      @johnynoway9127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im p sure its cuz theyve seen and done stuff they arent proud of or that isnt really...umm... very jolly to speak about

    • @houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432
      @houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@johnynoway9127 has nothing to do with stuff they aren't proud off. Trust me there's nothing more anoying than someone coming to bug you to shake your hand while youre grocery shopping because of your service. People see military and it's like common sense leaves them they'll come thanking you for your service while you're pooping. If you ever serve then you'll understand

    • @johnynoway9127
      @johnynoway9127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432Makes sense...espially in America where military is proud

    • @ihave35cents95
      @ihave35cents95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah cuz I never see them wearing the hat or the special license plates on their cars

    • @nicolebuchanan229
      @nicolebuchanan229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ihave35cents95 some are proud to have served and say it by wearing a hat. Not that big of deal. My husband is just one of them who are proud to have served but doesn't let anyone know about it and blends in. He thinks is corny when you see people in full uniform just walking around a store.

  • @MultiWalrus1
    @MultiWalrus1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "All the nuts roll downhill to Florida." xD Priceless.

    • @BartzabelAlgol
      @BartzabelAlgol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I havent had a gut laugh like this in years!, refreshing!!.

    • @georgeadcock2347
      @georgeadcock2347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Living in Florida you nailed it. Please people come to Florida get someone and take them back with you up North.

    • @alexnunezramos1720
      @alexnunezramos1720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@georgeadcock2347 No refunds 🤡

    • @MikeDarr61
      @MikeDarr61 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is why I left Clearwater.

    • @umkane3851
      @umkane3851 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why trump lives here

  • @joshuapoynter862
    @joshuapoynter862 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love your content man

  • @agentcodydanks
    @agentcodydanks 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Apparently the first guy is a super seal.

  • @jeffreybarnes6965
    @jeffreybarnes6965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Second guy is legit..Snipers on subs...yup...absolutely needed. Best way to keep enemy ships at bay.... snipe their helmsman from 400ft underwater.

    • @jesperkuipers9432
      @jesperkuipers9432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You never heard about those torpedo snipers?

    • @overthehilldill3626
      @overthehilldill3626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Safest place to snipe from is a torpedo tube. You didn't know that?

    • @DWIG24
      @DWIG24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That guy had every rate in the Navy

    • @labeachgeek
      @labeachgeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@overthehilldill3626 It's safer than shooting thru the screen door... better cover.

    • @makfrags14
      @makfrags14 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jesperkuipers9432 you don't know! Frickin remington 700's chambered in torpedoes

  • @Cayman192
    @Cayman192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    It’s always seals, SF, and snipers. Why doesn’t any of the fake veterans ever pick average Joe jobs like “oh yeah, I was a food service guy, cooked the best steaks in Nam, I had joes coming from all over the place to eat them”
    Honestly I respect experts in their field. The best cook or admin guy beats out a lot in my book.

    • @ekometti
      @ekometti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Noone wants to say they were a yeoman .... Id rather say I was an MS.

    • @bearmarco1944
      @bearmarco1944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ekometti Honestly, I'd take up some regular job. My favourite would be a quartermaster. No idea why elite military groups are seen as so great.

    • @ekometti
      @ekometti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bearmarco1944 Movies probably. I was an AMH in the Navy then crossrated to RM. I loved both jobs, I just didn't feel like working in hydraulic fluid all the time, plus the rate was too top heavy and making rank was near impossible in the early 90's.

    • @kainnosgoth7336
      @kainnosgoth7336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cooked the best steaks in 'Nam, huh? I wonder if he remembers the beachhead where his CO was giving him the option to surf or fight, because remember, Charlie don't surf?

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Yeah, I worked the Starbucks on the Nimitz back in 2014, made the highest tips out of any barista there."

  • @donjon123
    @donjon123 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    29:17 my mans drinking the good ole moonshine

  • @xsixinfantryx
    @xsixinfantryx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "generals even go to me like this" 😂

  • @ME-qr2kq
    @ME-qr2kq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I've been out of the Navy for over 35 years. So therefore I haven't kept up with all the uniform changes and would have a hard time telling what is legit and what is not. Some are really obvious and some are not.
    I used to wear old woodland camo pants I picked up at Gun shows and surplus stores because they were really good work pants, tough and cheap.
    People would ask me if I was a Marine and I would tell them, no I scored too High on my Asvab. Then immediately tell them, I was a proud Squid.
    After 9 11, I stopped wearing them so people wouldn't mistake me as a recent Soldier or Marine and thank me for something I didn't do.
    I do wear my Navy Veterans ball cap, as a result, I have had a few Homeless Veterans reach out to me as a fellow Brother to talk to, which is what us older guys should be doing.
    People have Thanked me for my service and I will tell them, I appreciate it but the only real Danger I was ever in was running out of beer and money in the Philippines said with a chuckle.
    I really hope that many of these young Veterans find the peace they deserve and earned.
    God Bless

    • @Mikael5732
      @Mikael5732 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Old Olongapo veteran!!!! Me too. Was TAD at Cubi Point. Loved to eat that monkey meat on a bamboo skewer. 👍🏻

    • @floydholder597
      @floydholder597 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've heard quite a few stories from bubbleheads about the Philippines.
      Finally convinced one guy that his "fiance" was scamming him, we found out through some guys that were still active on the boats that she was married with 4 or 5 rugrats, thankfully the bubblehead had only sent her about $5000 for all of the "corrupt customs officials" that she had to "bribe".
      Apparently after Subic Bay closed, Ukraine became the "new Philipines" for those love sick guys looking to be scammed.
      Thank you for your service!

    • @BenState
      @BenState 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      tell 'em about the 'donkey shows'

  • @johnblackhead2384
    @johnblackhead2384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I was active duty Navy from 1982-2002. I used to see these guys once in a while. I always wonder what would cause someone to lie like they do. My favorites are the guys with an officer hat and rank insignia and also wearing enlisted stripes on their arms. You’d think they’d do a little research first.

    • @MeatPuppet1962
      @MeatPuppet1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They're not right in the head.....thats why they do it.... They also like attention.

    • @hoopsonwheels
      @hoopsonwheels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There are some people who are genuinely unwell. However there are those who try to use the uniform and patches/ribbons/ medals to gain respect or something like a military discount or veterans perks

    • @urielmartinez2161
      @urielmartinez2161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t know why they envy the military 😅 I am grateful for my civilian life. I’ve talked to a lot of veterans, no thank you.

    • @hoopsonwheels
      @hoopsonwheels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@urielmartinez2161 if you live in the USA or even the UK there’s a prestigious honor that comes from serving in the military. You’re held up as a hero of sorts. Plus there’s decent benefits like getting your higher education paid for, being on tricare (basically health insurance for active and retired personnel and their dependents). There’s also perks like a military discount which is usually in the realm of 10% so it saves a bit of money

    • @0tisdriftw00d
      @0tisdriftw00d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@urielmartinez2161 man this is the realest comment ive ever seen! Lol

  • @yesseru
    @yesseru 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Im too smart to do stolen valor, but too dumb to join the military.

  • @kellanhills1972
    @kellanhills1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Thanks for being kind to these people. Many of them are mentally ill and mean zero harm and they are harming nobody.

    • @calvinhenderson4200
      @calvinhenderson4200 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some of them do it to scam for money and some to pick up women.

    • @psmith9789
      @psmith9789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They are DISRESPECTING REAL VETS. Unacceptable.

    • @kellanhills1972
      @kellanhills1972 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@psmith9789 meh. I’m sure real vets can take care of themselves. People are disrespected every day not just vets most of which never saw combat or even were in any harms way in their entire career.

    • @maxwest6595
      @maxwest6595 ปีที่แล้ว

      Breaking the law is breaking the law.

    • @kellanhills1972
      @kellanhills1972 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maxwest6595 wearing military clothing and pretending to be in the military is not breaking the law. Otherwise I would have been arrested playing paintball. 😁. Is there not mercy. Too many people in jail too many mentally I’ll people in jail. Let them be. They are harming nobody. Are veterans that petty?!

  • @paulparker2571
    @paulparker2571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I tried 3 times to join as soon as I was 18 its all I wanted as a child and highly respect anyone who serves but never ever would I pretend to be someone I am not or disrespect anyone who served. Thank you to all who served

    • @stefaneer9120
      @stefaneer9120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Deeply respect to you, that you still trying o become a military personnel.

    • @inquirer1016
      @inquirer1016 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No shame at all. Much respect to you because you tried hard to join. Audie Murphy was rejected by the Navy and Marine. Persistence usually pays off.

    • @paulparker2571
      @paulparker2571 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@inquirer1016 thank you

    • @onrr1726
      @onrr1726 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My cousin really wanted to join the army when he was in school. But abusive parents drugs, alcohol and eventually dropping out of school in 7th or 8th grade eventually landed him in prison for 2ed degree murder of his father in a case that has always been believed to have been committed by his mother.

    • @DayZeroGaming
      @DayZeroGaming ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There’s other ways to help the cause brother man

  • @BlackOmegaVirus
    @BlackOmegaVirus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you very much!

  • @michaeldevita5922
    @michaeldevita5922 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    did you ever interview a man named Ronnie DeJoseph he had a photo taken at the Vietnam memorial that was in all the newspapers he claims to be a sniper. Thank you your doing a wonderful and must needed job.

  • @willwillis3440
    @willwillis3440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "I'm a different kind of seal"
    No mate your just a large walrus

  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "You're wrong."
    "No, YOU'RE wrong!
    "YOU'RE WRONG!"
    *"NO, YOU'RE WRONG!!"* ...a real battle of wits.

  • @captainhowdy3104
    @captainhowdy3104 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    first guy pins and placement are hilarious yet sad at same time

  • @Brandon_metab
    @Brandon_metab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    You had me in the first five seconds. "I was a *different* kind of SEAL" Like an elephant seal? Or a grey seal? Perhaps a subantarctic fur seal?

    • @ussarng4649
      @ussarng4649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shhhhhh ..... why'd mention subantartic fur seals ??? Now the Secret Seal Fur Submariner unit (SSFS) is exposed.

    • @Brandon_metab
      @Brandon_metab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ussarng4649 my bad. I was completely unaware of the super secret SSFS 😅 sometimes it backfires to be so elite

    • @s.t.l.3213
      @s.t.l.3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If he ever gets assigned to the White House detail he can be a Presidential SEAL.

    • @matthijsmaris8703
      @matthijsmaris8703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hé probably worked at the circus.

    • @dlyla
      @dlyla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The second guy said blueback so I say juvenile hooded seal

  • @tomt810
    @tomt810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Much respect for these men and their combined decades of service to our country!
    I was the lead flight attendant on a Blackhawk helicopter in Korea, Iraq, Kuwait, and several other places that nobody here has the security clearance to discuss...

    • @grifyn882
      @grifyn882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      proof you were in military ?.

    • @ghs7714
      @ghs7714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i was the chef for the soldiers

    • @Anonymous38572
      @Anonymous38572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was the actual Blackhawk that went down. Enemies to the left and right, they stripped me for all my parts after the survivors were rescued. Savages.

    • @02Benji
      @02Benji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ghs7714 an army marches on its belly thanks for servin the boys chow!

    • @ghs7714
      @ghs7714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@02Benji Thank you. the boys do eat a lot

  • @Jertej
    @Jertej 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This tactic is better than the confrontational tactic. This is hilarious stuff!

  • @ninaaniston1717
    @ninaaniston1717 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My husband served in weird and terrible places, he wears Jeans an Tshirt and people can tell he served, these people wear “uniforms” and you can tell they didn’t.
    It is a bit insulting, that stolen valour. But it’s also so funny 😂

    • @user-ju8tf3gq5n
      @user-ju8tf3gq5n 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Being a misguided child you are One of the few that understands the difference SF

  • @TheMichaelStott
    @TheMichaelStott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    As a Veteran, I have a hard time pretending to be a Civilian😜

    • @aleksfoxtrot8044
      @aleksfoxtrot8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Its simple. Go around talking about yourself and trying to be the center of attention telling people how cool you are! Though people may mistake you for a Cav Scout instead of a civilian.

    • @TheMichaelStott
      @TheMichaelStott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aleksfoxtrot8044 So what I get out of that is I should do Crossfit, or become a vegan😜 oh heck! I'm doomed! BAHAHAHA🤣

    • @TheMichaelStott
      @TheMichaelStott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @THAT GUY oh dear, it seems that you have taken my dry humour seriously😕 However, you have discussed some very good points that can be helpful. I'm also an Australian Veteran just to clarify a bit more. I became a counsellor and help people along with the veteran community with many issues. I've had quite a few Vets who get stuck on that old saying "The Army trained me to be a soldier but didn't train me to be a civilian" well, there is no training to be a civilian, it's not a title that is earned it's just a word. The main issue is qualifications and skills and how they can be adapted to a new life outside. I'm not sure how it goes in the U.S but in Australia, we can have our qualifications mapped over to civilian and they can show what types of jobs a person may be suited for. Unfortunately mine were security and counter-terrorism occupations, which didn't suit the injuries I sustained before my discharge. So I had to go back to the drawing board and find a new life on my own (which many of your points highlight) Australia doesn't have a G.I Bill so education can be limited for some Vets (money wise) to diploma level. When we're in, there is a "higher power" looking after career progression and you're spot on when you said all the resources are taken care of and we have to learn to depend on ourselves more. Hard for many Vets to do when they have mental health issues clouding their decision making skills along with added pressure to get employed, take care of family or whatever they individually face. Thank you.for taking the time to comment and add some real, no nonsense advice. I hope some people who click on this thread read what you wrote and it helps them🙂

    • @the_kombinator
      @the_kombinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stolen... citizenship?

    • @stefanadamcik8221
      @stefanadamcik8221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ain't it the truth? I wish I could shake off some of the bothersome habits.

  • @BirdsOfGlass
    @BirdsOfGlass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Love how you laugh at these psychos instead of being angry.

  • @rabbitramen
    @rabbitramen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He forgot to include his French Foreign Legion jump wings.

  • @barry1122
    @barry1122 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    On the web forever and ever😂😂

  • @danmas2469
    @danmas2469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    In all my years as a belly gunner on a baking soda powered submarine I've learned you can tell the fake soldiers right away because they go on about how much they did and how great they were and those of us that really did serve seem to talk more about the people we served with and the things that they did.

    • @l3ftie578
      @l3ftie578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      most of the men in my family have served and I find this sooooo true

    • @danmas2469
      @danmas2469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@l3ftie578 I thank them for their service.

    • @jamesmoore6479
      @jamesmoore6479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Baking soda sub; thanks for the nostalgia bump my friend.

    • @danmas2469
      @danmas2469 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesmoore6479 you're welcome lol.

    • @jthecaffeinatedcrow6456
      @jthecaffeinatedcrow6456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I certainly find truth in this. My brother's the one who served, and most of his stories have less to do with military operations and more to do with his experiences with his fellow soldiers. In fact, I couldn't really tell you what my brother does in the Army, but I can tell you that "Smith" hates mayo on his hot dogs, that "Ericks" got smoked for accidentally telling his CO to "eat a d*ck", that "Johnson"'s Jamaican accent comes out when he's angry, and that my brother's CO was trying not to laugh as he checked in on my brother on the radio after seeing him fall on his ass on the cameras he was monitoring.

  • @blindgrim3963
    @blindgrim3963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    That second dude is definitely a different type of seal he has ascended the seals he is now a manatee😂

    • @zincpvp
      @zincpvp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣 Sea Lion 7

    • @blindgrim3963
      @blindgrim3963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zincpvp 😂

    • @luxonlex4453
      @luxonlex4453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He has expanded from SEAL Team 7, to Walrus Warrior 1.

    • @blindgrim3963
      @blindgrim3963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luxonlex4453 😂I love that😂

    • @bloodyblade916
      @bloodyblade916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

  • @Dontzzzzz
    @Dontzzzzz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They should make a show with people who steal valor and make them prove it by going through basic

  • @santostroche7811
    @santostroche7811 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    SUCH INDIVIDUALS SHOULD BE GIVEN SOME JAIL TIME

  • @Bodhi_118
    @Bodhi_118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    You’re an honorable guy showing compassion to the mentally ill

    • @kellyhelms1584
      @kellyhelms1584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't understand your comment

    • @kellyhelms1584
      @kellyhelms1584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jose Martinez hey keyboard warrior. Get a job and get out of your mommies basement.

    • @weemac4645
      @weemac4645 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@kellyhelms1584 No problem,ask your nurse.😊

  • @jennifermcguire8867
    @jennifermcguire8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    These people put in so much effort for a ridiculous story, it would have been less effort to join the service. SMH. I get embarrassed as a civilian nurse for the army when people thank me for my service. I explain that I work for the army, I’m not in the army. I love my job ♥️

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Every civilian I ran across while in was super friendly and loved their jobs. Thanks for putting up with the youngsters and their antics. I surely was one.

    • @newyorkyankees81
      @newyorkyankees81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

    • @teamshaboobalu2887
      @teamshaboobalu2887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keeping it real!

    • @wot1fan885
      @wot1fan885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True. But one thing the military wont except everyone . No excuse to be a scammer but yea i would of love to join but couldn't . Just to you're point .

    • @rayne_brown
      @rayne_brown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even though you are not military what you do for us is extremely important and greatly appreciated. So thank you for what you do ma'am.

  • @TehMerChant
    @TehMerChant 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Trying to priority seating on the plane. Jaggoff.

  • @ronflorant6773
    @ronflorant6773 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You sir have found a new subscriber!! 😂

  • @randybonner9870
    @randybonner9870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I was a soldier on the Hunnley . I held my breath for like 120 yrs until I was rescued . I couldn't believe the war was over .

    • @wallybooger1
      @wallybooger1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😮

    • @wallybooger1
      @wallybooger1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you for your service lol

  • @elgavilan2000
    @elgavilan2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    As someone with an extensive career as a software engineer I can’t help but laugh about the notion of someone impersonating an IT worker…

    • @wendykalman9975
      @wendykalman9975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We keep it under our hat for a good reason. How much free work are we willing to do 😆

    • @moreththerogue6218
      @moreththerogue6218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The neighbor or friend or family member; "I heard you work with computers. Can you fix my iron or toaster or 30 year old am radio or lawnmower or television or etc etc.'
      ?
      But never, not once, not ever do you hear 'can you help with my computer?' 'I'll pay you.'
      Then your friend or neighbor or family member will take the PC or Mac to Best Buys. They will plug in a loose wire and charge 150 dollars.
      The kicker is when they have to tell you about the deal they got from Best Buy. sigh

    • @BulkernatorKerb
      @BulkernatorKerb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds like something a stolen IT valour dev would say. Where were you during the Meme Wars of Reddit?

    • @ringingsteel8729
      @ringingsteel8729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hang on I know nothing about IT other than dealing with them at a Fortune 500 company, but I’m going to try my best.
      “ have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?”
      “ it appears our software update has destroyed everything you need to operate. We’re going to roll those changes back and install the previous version.”

    • @playbox4366
      @playbox4366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fake Hackers