This is just Mark and Wade going "MOOOOOMMMMMM HE TOUCHED ME!" "HE WAS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR FIRST!" "YEAH WELL, HE STARTED IT!!" and Bob going "yeah, uh huh, oh I'm sorry honey" as he plays a match three game on his phone
Their relationship between these three is a father and his sons Bob being the father and mark and wade being the sons who keep complaining about the other
nah its more like entitled parent(mark) complaining to relative(bob) about relative's friend(wade) because ep doesn't like friend and trying to get relative on ep's side.I say parent because mark sounds like my confused grandpa playing game in the sense of not remembering things and wanting to believe he does remember it but a false memory of it. This isnt supposed to sound mean but i just wanted to say something the most polite or not to be mean way I could to show i dont hate mark just kinda felt like wade while watchinv this so i didnt really like this vid.
*2 and a half minutes in* Bob:... and if you go below 50% health, ...you explode. Mark: *Purposefully sacrifices 50% of his health... Explodes.* What happened?!
To be fair, Bob didn't say 50% hp. He said 50 hp. Bob didn't know the exact amount you can't go below, he just said don't get low. Also, I did the exact same thing when I tried to get REX, but sacrificing 50% didn't kill me, sacrificing 75% did.
top comment: "I love that Mark and Wade’s relationship is filled with such love and mutual respect for one another" literally the comment below it: "Basically Mark and Wade bullying eachother for 40 minutes straight"
Bob: I'm gonna play my good character. Wade: Who's that? Bob: Engineer's fantastic! Wade: Oh yeah, I've hear engineer's amazing. Mark in his head: I could've been an engineer...
@@jobroho9565 I lost the ability to form a coherent response fr, i had to leave the comments and watch the video with the echo of whining moans taunting my subconscious... feel like I'm being haunted by Moaning Murtle smh
mark: bob get the strawberry soda its amazing bob: ok waiter: what u want bob: the orange soda wade: the orange soda mark later in time: i feel so betrayed
Today we celebrated my brother's 30th birthday. He's a huge fan and a gamer himself, and I got him a Cloak shirt. He's in love with it! Thank you so much for the softest shirt in history
I thought this was going to be a vlog about Mark talking about how much its been raining. But when I clicked it was Mark playing "Risk of Rain 2." "I was looking for copper and then I found gold."
obvious answer, people enjoy watching and listneing to it it makes people laugh which gets views plus to be fair wade usually gives as good as he gets, and he also usually gives very good reasons to pick on him too like his obsessions with barbara XD
Heard of a touxhing story of an pld lady and bookstore with like 800 books, all fell off So the community helped her fixed up the store, really nice of them Then the second one hit
you know how when your like at the very edge of drifting off to sleep, and your thoughts become broken and you cant remember your thoughts after 2 seconds of changing them? listening to their conversations was just like that, except im awake
Mark: "Money, Fame....I had it all" Me: *stares intensely at his subscribers, suddenly thinking of A Date With Markiplier, the one ending wich sounded almost the same* "...Well den"
Oof, I know the feeling. It's not even supposed to rain that much in the climate I live in. Yet we're just a week straight of off-and-on rain with no sunshine between? It's so weird.
It's a bit. It's always been a bit. They've even brought it up before, telling fans its not serious and that wade is ok with it. Now, Wade's wife antagonizing him in videos seems a lot less fun and games, and more saying and doing whatever she wants to bug him. Hes told her in a serious manner to stop in videos/streams before, and she takes that personally, so he seemingly started just allowing it to happen. Surely theyve talked it out since theyre married, but its still cringey when it happens.
@@sowilo1324: Yes, Wade was actually surprised by how many people were worried about him and kept telling him to stop hanging out with Mark and Bob. He even had to explain that it was just a running joke and that Mark and Bob are truly good friends of his. He also said that he chose this role within their group himself.
It's like Mark is the youngest sibling trying to tattle on his older brother Wade just to get him in trouble and Bob is the overworked mom who just really doesn't give a sh*t
8:25 if anyone was wondering how that happened, wade had a tougher times which is that teddy bear looking item, and that has a small chance to block any damage whatsoever, so it can prevent the explosion from the fuel array on his back
I haven't watched Mark in a while, but for some reason I decided to check in on his channel to hear his voice. This video made my heart happy, he's helped me through a lot and it always means the world to me how much effort he puts into his videos for his fans.
I really how mark revisits this game again after the new dlc comes out, I could see a several part series of bob, wade, Sean, and him playing the new content
It took me a hot minute to figure out that the bloodshrines were killing me i was like "how tf do you carry this thing to that place when this stupid orange glowey crap keeps killing me!!!!" in fact i completed it finally after a while... then like 3 months later i reaed thet thing and realized what was killing me
Just watched all of Mark and Jack's best moments together in games and on tour then Mark uploads this and I was sad to see that Jack wasnt in the video.😔😂 But seeing them before this was still wholesome and enjoyable!😊 👊😎
Yeah, that's the reason why i love this game, no matter how much time you spent in it, you will get freakin oneshoted everytime and you don't even know by what or who
I like to think that Bob has a spinner next to his computer, and he spins it every so often to determine whose side he is on
i'm investing in this idea
I can totally see that
He would
Underated lmao
Just a Arbitrary Coin toss right! Didn’t think of that
This is just Mark and Wade going "MOOOOOMMMMMM HE TOUCHED ME!"
"HE WAS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR FIRST!"
"YEAH WELL, HE STARTED IT!!"
and Bob going "yeah, uh huh, oh I'm sorry honey" as he plays a match three game on his phone
Lol
This is the funniest comment I've read 😂
*Basically Mark and Wade bullying eachother for 40 minutes straight*
correct
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I love that Mark and Wade’s relationship is filled with such love and mutual respect for one another
And just Tiny bit of animosity
alexis cross ... tiiny biit
There a old married couple
What?
This comment didn't age well.
Their relationship between these three is a father and his sons
Bob being the father and mark and wade being the sons who keep complaining about the other
They act more like sisters lmao
Jack Del Pizzo well one would probably leave if that’s so
nah its more like entitled parent(mark) complaining to relative(bob) about relative's friend(wade) because ep doesn't like friend and trying to get relative on ep's side.I say parent because mark sounds like my confused grandpa playing game in the sense of not remembering things and wanting to believe he does remember it but a false memory of it.
This isnt supposed to sound mean but i just wanted to say something the most polite or not to be mean way I could to show i dont hate mark just kinda felt like wade while watchinv this so i didnt really like this vid.
all i can think of now is "mooooom wade is blinking to loud"
Mark is the younger sibling
The fact Bob has the name Bob is just perfect for him ngl in everyway
Bob does have Bob energy.
Big Bob energy @@GarethJason
Bob energy is a very distinct vibe
Those named at birth are destined to form their persona based upon their name. I like to believe I have lived up to mine
@@surefit.8884and what is your name?
Mark: IM SMART I HAVE A BIG BRAIN
Also Mark: I am incredibly dumb
Also mark: my family had to kill our chicken for entertainment
@@rockyshelf8564 I get that reference...
Also Mark: I aM a mAn whO OwNs FivE oVens.
Big brain knows that having a big brain doesn't mean that your smart
Good meme
*2 and a half minutes in*
Bob:... and if you go below 50% health, ...you explode.
Mark: *Purposefully sacrifices 50% of his health... Explodes.* What happened?!
Just got to that.
Me when new to a game
To be fair, Bob didn't say 50% hp. He said 50 hp. Bob didn't know the exact amount you can't go below, he just said don't get low. Also, I did the exact same thing when I tried to get REX, but sacrificing 50% didn't kill me, sacrificing 75% did.
@@FenekkuKitsune bruh ;-;
He got shot right before he activated it so he dropped below 50% instantly
mark and wade's "old married couple's quarrel" banter will *never* get old
Old married couple, 5 times divorced and counting
This thumbnail is very Mark.
_It's literally just him screaming into the blue void._
Just a regular Saturday night.
He's used that for pretty much 50% of his videos now.
*HE STILL F**KING HATES THE OCEAN!!!*
"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you" in this case, the blue void
@@Wizard_Cat oceans can fly!
*Silence*
Markiplier: Shut up wade
lol
When?
such "shut up meg" energy lol
top comment: "I love that Mark and Wade’s relationship is filled with such love and mutual respect for one another"
literally the comment below it: "Basically Mark and Wade bullying eachother for 40 minutes straight"
I love how the whole thing started by mark forgetting that you lose your money between stages lol.
*everytime mark plays with wade*
mark: *starts a world war with wade*
World War Wade maybe?
i see no rain only war
@@hosdelgato1 World War E
It's called WWE for a reason
And Bob is a God that just provokes the war more
Bob: I'm gonna play my good character.
Wade: Who's that?
Bob: Engineer's fantastic!
Wade: Oh yeah, I've hear engineer's amazing.
Mark in his head: I could've been an engineer...
Xew DiBenedetto thank you for that. My tea is now all over my bed.
ouch
@@jobroho9565 I lost the ability to form a coherent response fr, i had to leave the comments and watch the video with the echo of whining moans taunting my subconscious... feel like I'm being haunted by Moaning Murtle smh
@@Cosmalus Yes I am.
@@127sys YUSS! I AM!
40:57
Mark: That's a lot of damage! What did you do!?!
Me: He sawed this boat in half.
*NOW, THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE*
Now lets repair it with only flex tape.
To show you the power of flex tape.
Let’s take a few moments to appreciate Markiplier’s beautiful thumbnails.
Belen Cardoza what do you mean he has a face cam not a handcam 😂🤣😂 (before people complain ITS A JOKE)
Okay.
@SuperPinkWolf ???
Idk anymore, it feels like 90% of the good things I have to say about Mark are just things Lixian does for him.
20:57
He didn't say no
He-
[Ad cuts off]
*_SAY YES, TO COROLLA LANE SUPPORT_*
Omg so amazing XD
even google's ad system has better humor than wade's
I for fucks sake I got a raid shadow legends ad instead
Oh hey I got another raid shadow legends ad a month after the comment above me
Ha ha sucks for people without TH-cam premium
mark: bob get the strawberry soda its amazing
bob: ok
waiter: what u want
bob: the orange soda
wade: the orange soda
mark later in time: i feel so betrayed
I get the reference
Also its just a soda
Lmao the people not getting this be so confused.
simgm production 😭
"Omg why..?" 😭
Title: it's raining
Video: GamePlay
I've been bamboozled
ThomasTurner69 I am, not ive been
*english bamboozled again...*
He played us like a damn fiddle
Title: It's raining
Thumbnail: It's snowing.
except for the one part at 6:49
Today we celebrated my brother's 30th birthday. He's a huge fan and a
gamer himself, and I got him a Cloak shirt. He's in love with it! Thank
you so much for the softest shirt in history
Happy birthday to your brother.
happy late b day
Happy extremely late birthday!
I love how Bob is so flippant for whoever's side he's on
He's just here to have a good time making fun of everyone
"Mabye your yakalo, is a lie, like your hair."
-Mark July 2019
Ha, got 'em.
At first I thought you had spelled Ukele wrong and then I remembered what a Yakolo was suppossed to mean
first comma is incorrect
Bob: "If you drop below 50% health you explode."
Mark: *Gives away 50% of his health for money*
Yeah, this is big brain time.
Adam Streat it's not a brain it's a tumour
I see you are also an intellectual
Indeed
First episode: Wade teaching Bob and Mark how to play
Second episode: Bob knows everything and they know nothing
how Mark maintained a straight face during this 40 minute long bit is beyond me oml
15:55
He didn't
oml?
Probably means oh my lord
@@yeetgod2546 you and that other guy are the dumbasses that ruin simple comments meant to invoke fun
Bob: If you go below 50 health you explode so don't do that.
Mark: Wait. What?
well i did think he mean numerical 50 and not 50%
yes, that IS what happened in the video. nice observation
@@BeanieGoth Thanks. I thought it was funny.
Jack: "ME BRAIN ARE BIG STRONG!!!"
Mark: "I...am incredibly dumb."
Me: "Huh, no wonder they balance each other out."
Mark and Wade are two arguing siblings with Bob as their parent
Their *tired* parent at best
when mark says "i'm the best" he sounds exactly like tony stark and i love it
Aubrey Moxley I love your profile pic
@@krisrentas *omg* YES
@@krisrentas hehe thanks
Bob seems to be the mother between two arguing children!! 😂😂
A mother who plays favourites
I thought this was going to be a vlog about Mark talking about how much its been raining. But when I clicked it was Mark playing "Risk of Rain 2."
"I was looking for copper and then I found gold."
I like how this entire episode is just mark and wade fighting for Bob's love! Lol🤣🤣🤣
mark : have you seen every part of my body?
wade : yes
me : wait-
I always see his face permanently contorted into one expression.
Mark should rename this to "two grown men argue like little siblings"
It’s raining and I don’t have an umbrella
Time to cry and add more rain
That's some heavy rain
You can stand under my umbrella.
Azure Nightfalle That is nice 👍
"Don't let them succ you!!!"
"I could use a friend in me!"
Aaron Crawford lmao
Why do they always have the need to bully Wade lol😂
There is one in every group, sad to say.
obvious answer, people enjoy watching and listneing to it it makes people laugh which gets views
plus to be fair wade usually gives as good as he gets, and he also usually gives very good reasons to pick on him too like his obsessions with barbara XD
@@woteveruk1 tru tru
@@woteveruk1: Also, Wade chose that role within their group himself.
Poor wadiwwoo
Wade: There's uh... an ultimate thing down here
Mark: There's an ultimate thing down there if you know what I mean **wink wink**
Me: yea- wait. *WHAT*
OOF
Its a ship
36:21 love how he gets literally the most powerful equipment in the game then just *leaves it*
"It's a terrible day for rain, isn't it?"
It’s the epic ninja man Justin Y
Justin Y. Its not rain where i live
Justin Y. They gotta use that classic “rain rain go away” chant
Hello TH-cam god
Haha yes jojo reference, glad I’m the only one that got it a year later
Well at least rain is better than having another earthquake. But I know you'll be more than ready for the big one
Is Mark in California?
Yeah
Heard of a touxhing story of an pld lady and bookstore with like 800 books, all fell off
So the community helped her fixed up the store, really nice of them
Then the second one hit
I live right by LA that shit was scary
Never experienced an earthquake in my life
Mark Bob and Wade should all play RoR2 together again, just personally what I think, it’d be fun to watch after such a long time
I absolutely love it when youtubers like mark play online multiplayer games with their friends
Lmao I thought this was just a 40 minute vlog of Mark complaining about rain
Edit: Jesus Christ how did this become a big thread 😂
Something he would do
me too
bruh same
I would watch that for 3 hours
Sameee
you know how when your like at the very edge of drifting off to sleep, and your thoughts become broken and you cant remember your thoughts after 2 seconds of changing them? listening to their conversations was just like that, except im awake
“Mmm-mmaybe tgat they know you are the DUMBER target”
-Markiplier 2019
Mark: "Money, Fame....I had it all"
Me: *stares intensely at his subscribers, suddenly thinking of A Date With Markiplier, the one ending wich sounded almost the same* "...Well den"
I wonder why I’m only stumbling on this video now. I’ve been watching marks videos for over 5 years.
When you're so early the quality goes down to 360
edit: ty for the 262 likes its the most ive ever gotten :)
I was wondering what the problem was 😂 now i know
Mahima Bhat lmao
Same😂
Can someone explain cause I don't get it 😂
@@rustycoin_ it has a max rez as it renders
The way the were talking to each other during this video cracked me up so much.
Mark: Saying he’s trying to be mature
Also mark: Laughs at his own poop jokes
Mark can you play more of 'We Need to Go Deeper' with Wade and Bob please.
Laura Allstun don’t forget about Seán
@@abigailmanning1730 forget him he's annoying
- zero - NO
- zero - HOW DARE YOU
- zero - why... child... why?
Whoooaaaa... i didn't mean to be this ea-- shUT UP TH-cam, I KNOW MARK UPLOADED--
Zai Mitsuru REEEEEEEEEEE
Same
Every time mark uploads you can just feel it
Honestly mark should play shadow of war
I would love if they played this again. it is one of my favorite games.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Me: *strangely remembers the b to blow meme*
USE B TO BLOW
PoOoF
If nobody said nothing someone said something.
I've never forgotten :³
@@lucaslaster4244 it's "PRESS B TO BLOW"
How coincidental that he uploads this when it’s storming outside my house
Omg same lol
69
Same
Yee yee same here
Same, jeez today's a wet one.
This turned into Mark vs Wade quick 💀
*hovers over thumbnail*
Wade: NICE FUNGUS, THIEF!
*immediately clicks on video*
Yay! Risk of Rain is back, next time will be more Satisfactory (I hope)
The Kuudere Dude yeah same with jack
14:30 Mark and Wade act like the brothers fighting for a toy and Bob as a mother doing the right thing 😂. I Love when you three play together!!
I'm so glad they're playing this again, I miss the screaming and chaos.
Here comes the rain again
Falling on me head like a memory
Falling on my head like a new emotion
RAAAAAIIIIIINING ON MY SKIIIIIIIIIN
RAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Self-conscious mess
I want to walk in the open wind
I want to talk like lovers do
I want to dive into your ocean
Is it raining with you
My mother used to sing this song late at night, downstairs in the kitchen while she cooked or cleaned. Thank you. I love you guys for this.
Chacha Slide Anytime!
Hearing Mark say "Vote him out" without making an among us reference, fills my soul with joy (13:50)
Title: its raining again..
Me: i know, for the third time in 3 hours
The actual video: gameplay..
I thought it was rain world ep2 but that wont exist
Oof, I know the feeling. It's not even supposed to rain that much in the climate I live in. Yet we're just a week straight of off-and-on rain with no sunshine between? It's so weird.
I haven’t watched you in a while and i’m so early now wow
Same!
@Brent ja👌😂
same
Same
REEEEEEEEEE
Wade's smack talk game is on point this episode.
something new: *exists*
mark: *wHaTs ThAt?? x10*
I swear, some day Wade is gonna snap because he can’t put up with Mark’s “teasing” anymore.
Heathbunny naaaah, he too shy
I think it's just a friendly picking on tbh
It's a bit. It's always been a bit. They've even brought it up before, telling fans its not serious and that wade is ok with it. Now, Wade's wife antagonizing him in videos seems a lot less fun and games, and more saying and doing whatever she wants to bug him. Hes told her in a serious manner to stop in videos/streams before, and she takes that personally, so he seemingly started just allowing it to happen. Surely theyve talked it out since theyre married, but its still cringey when it happens.
@@sowilo1324: Yes, Wade was actually surprised by how many people were worried about him and kept telling him to stop hanging out with Mark and Bob. He even had to explain that it was just a running joke and that Mark and Bob are truly good friends of his. He also said that he chose this role within their group himself.
They grew up together. I get that people were upset, but there was no reason to be.
Watching these guys play this game after completely mastering this game is so weird yet enjoyable
Mark and Wade fighting over Bob's love is a mood.
I just love watching Mark, Bob, and Wade play together! The chemistry between them is just something... special
3:28 can we just appreciate Mark's tracking and snap aim?
It's like Mark is the youngest sibling trying to tattle on his older brother Wade just to get him in trouble and Bob is the overworked mom who just really doesn't give a sh*t
“It’s a lie like your hair..” best burn I heard lol
35:48
Markiplier: What about my expert advice?
*One second later*
Also Markiplier: What's that green spiky thing??
I love how mark is just processing everything so slowly he has so much difficulty figuring out whats going on
8:25 if anyone was wondering how that happened, wade had a tougher times which is that teddy bear looking item, and that has a small chance to block any damage whatsoever, so it can prevent the explosion from the fuel array on his back
Title: It's raining again.
Me, immediately: OMG MORE RISK OF RAIN!
M e t o o
*d o u b t*
same
I haven't watched Mark in a while, but for some reason I decided to check in on his channel to hear his voice. This video made my heart happy, he's helped me through a lot and it always means the world to me how much effort he puts into his videos for his fans.
6:55 that sound effect always gets me
I really how mark revisits this game again after the new dlc comes out, I could see a several part series of bob, wade, Sean, and him playing the new content
I want these guys to continue this series.
I can’t tell you how many times I did a blood shrine with that on my back
It took me a hot minute to figure out that the bloodshrines were killing me i was like "how tf do you carry this thing to that place when this stupid orange glowey crap keeps killing me!!!!" in fact i completed it finally after a while... then like 3 months later i reaed thet thing and realized what was killing me
Mark: “why am i finding all the artifacts on this one?”
Also Mark: *Opens Equipment Box*
Mark: *brings out calculator*
Me: "Oh no, he's serious..."
I'm a survivor nerd
bob: the host of survivor is Michael Richards
(Sad Jeff Probst noises)
Michael Richards isn't the host of survivor, he's just funny.
I know Jeff Probst is the host its just funny to me
Wasn’t even bob that said that
It's Raining
It's Pouring
The Old man is Snoring
I see you on ever video of Mark's, omg😂
He bumped his head
And now he's dead
He's not getting up in the morning
So jack has been with pewdiepie when mark is with bob and wade..... *THEY SHOULD ALL PLAY TOGETHER*
Edit:thx for the likes guys im very surprised😀😀
Yeah, I was thinking of this for years but realized that they won't read my comments so I didn't do shit
And maybe he could bring Ethan or something
the most chaotic of let's-plays would ensue
Imagine they all do a survival let's play on minecraft, or Ark
Just watched all of Mark and Jack's best moments together in games and on tour then Mark uploads this and I was sad to see that Jack wasnt in the video.😔😂 But seeing them before this was still wholesome and enjoyable!😊 👊😎
They co-own cloak. Jack will be back soon no doubt
the dialogue between wade and mark feels like a fever dream
Mark:I'm not talking to either of u anymore
Also Mark:I believe in u guys
Bob’s building up his own harem. With Mark and Wade as the first members.
man, imagine if they played this again, that would be great
Mark should do a video with Jack again!
Item is called "Wax Quail"
*BIG THINK*
"I found the pigeon"
Hello wade
Yeah, that's the reason why i love this game, no matter how much time you spent in it, you will get freakin oneshoted everytime and you don't even know by what or who
this game looks epic, definitely something I would love watching regularly
I looked it up, the Yakalo, Yak Bison hybrid, is an actual thing! Who knew?
me. I knew
20:23 I love how wade's definition for Double entendre is basically the word double entendre
Reason i enjoy this video
20% game
80% they sassing each other
“I was being mature” Don’t mind the fact that he has mental age of 7.