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  • @evantheboss9202
    @evantheboss9202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4459

    "My pinky has been tingling for 4 straight days"
    "Go see a doctor!"
    "I'm busy!"
    Wade is a whole mood XD

    • @lynroradestler9499
      @lynroradestler9499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      My dad did the same thing. He broke his pinky finger and he had a medical friend that said the finger would never work again. He needed that finger to do his job, so everyday he would re-break his finger. The pinky to this day looks like a zig zag, but it works.

    • @rileydavis5624
      @rileydavis5624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Kaitlyn Prime your dad is a legend

    • @linhfphung7867
      @linhfphung7867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ....he had to rebreak it everyday? Not jist once to get it right?

    • @Ekairah
      @Ekairah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@lynroradestler9499 that must look pretty wack

    • @DeosPraetorian
      @DeosPraetorian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@linhfphung7867 no basically his finger kept breaking because he kept using the finger

  • @potato1674
    @potato1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3309

    Bob: ,,Please, do not let the Bot be Barbara"
    Wade: *War flashbacks*
    I love this Series

  • @No-bg6hz
    @No-bg6hz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3891

    Mark: wE’Re aLL iN ThiS tOgETheR
    Mark: *starts a completely new song*
    Mark: t0 dEfEat THe hUnnNsSSs

  • @OleanderFaye
    @OleanderFaye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6574

    the funniest part is that mark knew exactly what he was doing when he played the reverse. he's just an agent of chaos

    • @justaviewer_23
      @justaviewer_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      That’s the best kind of agent

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @marcoscolga24 ?

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @marcoscolga24 Markiplier has content though?? What are you on about? lmao

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @marcoscolga24 Ooooooh. Wait hold on.
      I just reread your comments, and Now I completely get it.
      My apologies. XD

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And of not letting Wade win

  • @Hydra2054
    @Hydra2054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3550

    35:00 "you guys ever had a finger go numb for like four straight days?" What's scary is that he breaks his hand in the next episode and this quote foreshadowed it

    • @toebeanz4226
      @toebeanz4226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      It was the other hand that he broke which makes it even worse 😂

    • @podge8238
      @podge8238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@toebeanz4226 he dislocated it not broke it

    • @_.-Skitterbug-._
      @_.-Skitterbug-._ ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@podge8238 "OOWWWH MY GOD MY WRIST POPPED. I DISLOCATED MY HAND!!!!!!! IT POPPED BACK IN PLACE... holy fuck that hurt-"

    • @sacredgamer420
      @sacredgamer420 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stooopid man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dislocation is not the same as breaking.

  • @codybrown3467
    @codybrown3467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    How It Was Wade's Fault: An Overview
    1.) Because it's always Wade's fault.
    2.)See point 1

    • @klept0manic271
      @klept0manic271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You need to be an author

    • @winsomni
      @winsomni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      3.) See point 2
      4.) See point 3
      AND SO ON WE CAN HAVE AN ENTIRE BOOK OF REASONS FOLLOWING THIS METHOD!

    • @ZifticOTN
      @ZifticOTN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      5.) see point 4
      6.) see point 5
      7.) see point 6

    • @theresagriffin4062
      @theresagriffin4062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      8.) see point 7
      9.) see point 8
      10.) see point 9
      11.) see point 10

    • @vvw6384
      @vvw6384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      12.)See point 11
      13.)See point 12
      14.)See point 13
      15.)See point 14

  • @nononamename2643
    @nononamename2643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2923

    “We’re all in this together to defeat the Huns”
    -Markiplier 2019
    Song is from Everyones favorite american teenage movie.
    “Highschool Mulan”

    • @Jani-rs3ws
      @Jani-rs3ws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was so confused

    • @phrogy_1992
      @phrogy_1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mulan musical

    • @anonymooselsb2968
      @anonymooselsb2968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      highschool au

    • @user-cy7it1ik9y
      @user-cy7it1ik9y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Highschool Musilan

    • @bellam6397
      @bellam6397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mulan the Musical. Duh

  • @Zenyx64
    @Zenyx64 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    revisiting the UNO series is god damn hilarious because everything Mark and Bob are doing is just trying to piss off Wade

  • @flynnnolen1067
    @flynnnolen1067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6028

    Mark: *starts singing High School Musical*
    Also Mark: *somehow ends up singing Mulan*

    • @adamr.2205
      @adamr.2205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      @@shayes7297
      w e ' r e a l l i n t h i s t o g e t h e r
      *T O D E F E A T T H E H U N S*

    • @spicyrhino8918
      @spicyrhino8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I need to make that my ringtone, I forgot that happened and I did a spit take xD

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I, for some reason, always think that they are the same song and unironicly sing that phrase cause I keep forgetting that they’re two different songs lol.

    • @Vorrupted
      @Vorrupted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Flynn Nolen 7:16

    • @jaynighwolf7585
      @jaynighwolf7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think he made the communist version

  • @32carebears
    @32carebears 5 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    It’s Wade’s fault because he decided to play UNO. He knows what happens when he plays UNO.

    • @cordero6960
      @cordero6960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yo momma sweet ass

    • @silverraxtus9622
      @silverraxtus9622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BBBBBAAAARRRRBBBBAAAAAARRRRRRAAAAAA

  • @user-bv3gw4zp3y
    @user-bv3gw4zp3y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    “Bwaaah I will eat your children thank you.”
    - Wade 2019

    • @1verdura
      @1verdura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zachary Moore I am watching the video for the first time and as soon as I saw your comment Wade said it

    • @hannathompson4376
      @hannathompson4376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @crewieaustin9201
    @crewieaustin9201 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    10:50 This part is still a golden after 3 years.

    • @mosesagu
      @mosesagu ปีที่แล้ว

      Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on....

    • @Person7503
      @Person7503 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mosesagu Bro forgot how the scam goes 💀🗿

    • @AHhHhh_1
      @AHhHhh_1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      13:37 bookmark

    • @Orioooon64
      @Orioooon64 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      No bc mark had so many chances to play his 7’s and steal the card 😭

    • @theblue_boi8848
      @theblue_boi8848 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@Orioooon64 I believe he did it to piss Wade off 😂

  • @HK556
    @HK556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2043

    10:08
    Wade: "Mark, I just need you to be nice like i was to you"
    Mark: *destroys Wade's hopes and dreams with three cards* "I am the nicest person in the world"

    • @zarina8348
      @zarina8348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      HKVeteran Mark: I am the nicest person in the world.

    • @luckyleo1233
      @luckyleo1233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      10:58

    • @juubi249
      @juubi249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Funny part is Wade claimed to give the hand to Mark originally when there was no giving involved, Mark got it because Bob played a zero

    • @rukonana1018
      @rukonana1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mark did use the no-turn card instead of the 7 card

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rukonana1018 probably because his hand had another 7 and Wade would’ve stolen it back

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    “We’re all in this together. To defeat, the Huns!
    Top song of 2019

    • @JOJOSTAR69
      @JOJOSTAR69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      yes. a mashup between High school musical and Mulan XDDDDDDD

    • @alexsantoro597
      @alexsantoro597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LoneWolf CreativeGaming I’m getting flashbacks to when he and Matthias collabed lmao

    • @Pickle-ko9pc
      @Pickle-ko9pc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Buy it on itunes in august 2019

    • @arishimada1270
      @arishimada1270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jusst watch that yesterday

    • @emiranda2491
      @emiranda2491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🎵You're the maddest grunt, I have ever met! But you can bet...before we're through🎵
      🎵Wade, I'll.....make a man....out of youuuuuu...🎵

  • @popcandysys
    @popcandysys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3495

    breakdown of how it was wade's fault:
    he refused to tell them what color Bwaaah had and then got mad when mark jumped in. this is similar to telling ur brother to break your toy and then crying to mom when he does so

    • @KimimaruKusanagi
      @KimimaruKusanagi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      U right

    • @andrewknickerbocker314
      @andrewknickerbocker314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Nope... Wade's "not telling" was referring to the hand he took back from the bot.
      Mark gave him a hand of all reds with his 0, giving the bot an Uno hand.
      Wade then used a red 7 from the hand Mark gave him to take the hand back from the bot ("I'm not telling lol")
      The bot uses a red 4, getting back to Uno
      Mark jumps in (saying "uh-oh" as he realizes his mistake)
      Wade freaks out
      Not Wade's fault, Mark's fault

    • @chuckled125
      @chuckled125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      It was wade's fault for giving Bwaaah the hand full of reds when the card that Bwaaah had was originally not red. What Wade should've done is wait to play the 7 as his last card since he should've known the card Bwaaah had wasn't red since he just had it.

    • @goldminer1275
      @goldminer1275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@chuckled125 wade was a contributing factor, not the 100%. Majority of the fault lands on mark since mark gave wade the hand with HIS 0 and then wade panic response was to get back his hand. Mark should have remembered that his hand was solid red as it was just a single color but forgot it in a record 8 seconds.

    • @geminimoon4012
      @geminimoon4012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      The fact that people are taking time out of their day to write why it was Mark's or Wade's fault is hilarious to me.

  • @seahors377
    @seahors377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    The whole "French Horse" bit was the highlight of this video. I literally laughed so hard, I got a headache 😂

    • @viab.5040
      @viab.5040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Honestly I’m surprised there’s not more French Horse bit comments. It’s honestly my favorite ever.

    • @seahors377
      @seahors377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@viab.5040 it's my favorite ever, too!!

  • @suklachakma4237
    @suklachakma4237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Now whenever I see an uno video from mark, all I can hear wade screaming "BARBARA"

    • @andreeamosescu6566
      @andreeamosescu6566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read that in his voice 😂😂

    • @KateriEcho
      @KateriEcho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You right

    • @whitewolf152
      @whitewolf152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “This is f-ing Barbras fault”

  • @J--Dubs
    @J--Dubs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    Mark: "What color is it"
    Wade: "I'm not telling"
    Everyone: *gets beaten by Bwaaah because no one knew what color Bwaaah had because Wade

    • @thehotdogman9317
      @thehotdogman9317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That proves it right there! It's wade's fault.

    • @juicymoose8968
      @juicymoose8968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Well we all know... this is f***ing Barbara's fault

    • @kabelor56
      @kabelor56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would be true, except Wade traded hands with Bwaaah

    • @federicoburatti166
      @federicoburatti166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @rulerofthewild7747
      @rulerofthewild7747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Juicy Moose U right

  • @HoanTraker11
    @HoanTraker11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2754

    Me: sees Mark upload another UNO video
    Me: *_aw shit, here we go again._*

    • @andreeamosescu6566
      @andreeamosescu6566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "YoU riGhT"

    • @leftleginleftlegout
      @leftleginleftlegout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like uno

    • @drakan4769
      @drakan4769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes, I agree

    • @shannon2906
      @shannon2906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ilyich Dzhugashvili you’re proud of yourself aren’t you

    • @S3AF04M
      @S3AF04M 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *plays buttercup by jack strauber*

  • @eeveeboi7174
    @eeveeboi7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2230

    nobody:
    wade: Y O M A M A S S W E E T A S S

    • @didograce3531
      @didograce3531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So underrated, I need a clip of that on repeat

    • @zoenelson3340
      @zoenelson3340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@didograce3531 youtube added a clip thing where you can share just a specific part of the video, ive never actually used it but maybe it could work for just having a short part of it? I'm not sure how it works tbh

    • @MarksBigOlHam
      @MarksBigOlHam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Y O M A M A S S W E E T A Y U S S

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wade: EEEEEEEE
      Wade: wait hold on
      Wade: *EEeEeEeEeeEeEEeeEeeEeeeE*

  • @justsomerandomcrusader7271
    @justsomerandomcrusader7271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    Mark: “I am the nicest person in the world.”
    *Hovers over skip turn card*

    • @thehaikuking8680
      @thehaikuking8680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "I was the nicest one... and you won't even remember..." ~Richtofen/Markiplier 2019

  • @atael5479
    @atael5479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3083

    "bob, listen."
    "bob, listen."
    "bob, listen."
    markiplier is navi confirmed.
    and it's always wade's fault.

    • @TheCool_Man
      @TheCool_Man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It was listen bob

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No, it's all Barbara's fault.
      :P

    • @yearzeta9045
      @yearzeta9045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      but is it confirmed that navi is a na'vi?

    • @FoxTheMaybeRealMcCloud
      @FoxTheMaybeRealMcCloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Icy&jehftbdjvyv
      r/ihadastroke

    • @MamaToFive
      @MamaToFive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      YES!! A ZELDA REFERENCE!!! This made me smile!

  • @matraxialartemis1674
    @matraxialartemis1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    2016: Four friends are playing together happily and in agony
    2019: Three friends that are getting old are playing together in a very salty and cursing each other

    • @The-Average-Noob
      @The-Average-Noob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      In a vary salty...

    • @ognichipezo5059
      @ognichipezo5059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I wish here sill was 4 friends

    • @lemonjinxxy
      @lemonjinxxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Blue Mustard Jack is a business buddy now. He'll be back, no doubt.

    • @tjknight
      @tjknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So Jack was the irish brand glue this group needed?

    • @lemonjinxxy
      @lemonjinxxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@tjknight I wouldn't say so. I think they are fine without Jack. They're good with Jack as well but no harm to him, I skip things he's in because he peaks his mic too much.

  • @godfatheralexander
    @godfatheralexander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2837

    Mark didn't play Rayman origins nor legends but still knows the characters wow-

    • @Yourheart-4me
      @Yourheart-4me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I just noticed that you liked your own comment.
      *I don't know why my brain said that...*

    • @keithpomorin1167
      @keithpomorin1167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      He could have played the game off camera

    • @Johnrun3
      @Johnrun3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Well maybe he knows them from playin Rayman Uno?

    • @tunnookiegaming2157
      @tunnookiegaming2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If ur a true gamer u know all

    • @tunnookiegaming2157
      @tunnookiegaming2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Johnrun3 nah hes a true gamer

  • @TheNathannator
    @TheNathannator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6309

    0:02
    Mark: **coughs**
    Bob: You okay bud?
    Mark: Mint
    Mark: _Mint_
    Bob: You feeling alright?
    Mark: *_Mint_*
    Bob: You need a mint?
    Mark: I had a mint
    Bob: You thirsty?
    Mark: *_M i n t_*

  • @CitrusFinn
    @CitrusFinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5623

    Here's my breakdown:
    It's Wade's fault because it's always Wade's fault.

    • @hydrasalesman9629
      @hydrasalesman9629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Brother

    • @Esabelle
      @Esabelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I'll bet Markiplier would vouch for that statement 😂

    • @rileydavis5624
      @rileydavis5624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lauranges that checks out

    • @CitrusFinn
      @CitrusFinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hydrasalesman9629 Henlö Bröther

    • @Sandrasaki800
      @Sandrasaki800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *THIS IS FCKING BARBARA'S FAULT*

  • @powerofanime1
    @powerofanime1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4232

    Wade: "My pinkie's been tingling for like four days."
    Mark: "GO TO A DOCTOR!"
    Wade: "I'm busy!"
    Me: ......busy what, having a heart attack?

    • @murkkz1679
      @murkkz1679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      With what*

    • @jameskotter2920
      @jameskotter2920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      TH-cam: up next, wade litterally breaks his hand

    • @thecommonman9524
      @thecommonman9524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Heart attack would be the left hand, so he's got that going for him at least.

    • @jacksonlemon1412
      @jacksonlemon1412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No apparently he's too busy breaking his hand.

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@murkkz1679
      Stop incorrecting people, bud.

  • @erikhaugan
    @erikhaugan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    16:25 bobs joke there and Bobs French accents have been killing me. He's underrated. Bob should have the same ammount of subs as Mark or Jack by now.

    • @brianna6087
      @brianna6087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      For me it was towards the end of the bit where Bob was going "uh.. the sound of footsteps. Sorry I didn't have that one queued up" 😂😂

  • @raymaikeru
    @raymaikeru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    Actually fun fact: The Rabbids were ALSO Rayman characters. However you can say they received the Minions treatment. They got really popular that they became their own series.

    • @exulqnsis_111
      @exulqnsis_111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yup 👌👌👌

    • @exulqnsis_111
      @exulqnsis_111 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wolfineon yeah

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well to be fair the rabbids are actually funny

    • @mixwidman5458
      @mixwidman5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They took over the franchise until Origins, then they budded off into a new monstrosity.

    • @trypptrapp266
      @trypptrapp266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, I remember Rayman: Raving Rabbits

  • @owliviabelly
    @owliviabelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Mark: “I am that smart.”
    Also Mark: _forgets about the timer in front of his face_

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still won though...

    • @The-Average-Noob
      @The-Average-Noob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, this is big brain time!

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smart but forgetful

    • @kombatjenning
      @kombatjenning 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Intelligence is not related to AWARENESS. 😂😂😂

  • @thestrianofficial7187
    @thestrianofficial7187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    Mark: We're all in this together...
    Also Mark: To defeat, the huns...
    *visible confusion*

    • @xgage24
      @xgage24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Foreseen mashup aproaches

  • @j.k.-p3168
    @j.k.-p3168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    11:00 I love how Mark did that purely to get a reaction out of Wade

    • @spofman
      @spofman ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the venturian pfp

  • @victorygamer713
    @victorygamer713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    If you didn't see the video before the edit, the moment between 11:22 and 11:23, Bob played a Snoop Dogg song up until mark realized that his video would get copyrighted, which is why there is an awkward moment when Wade said your mom.

    • @CaptainSkullDemon
      @CaptainSkullDemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I was wondering about that. Now I know. I thought it was something horrifying. O__O

    • @haydensmith5712
      @haydensmith5712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh ok thanks

    • @NightLoveStar
      @NightLoveStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Victory Gamer OOOOHHHHHH

    • @pryan37bb
      @pryan37bb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      To clarify further, Bob played a sample of “The Next Episode” in response to Wade’s breakdown. Mark, realizing that Twitch would mute his stream afterwards if he had copyrighted music, shouted “My VOD!” Then the video picks back up and Wade says “Did you say your mom?” and Bob apologizes for playing the music.
      Ironically I figured this out over a year after the fact because the VOD is actually still on his Twitch

  • @anoja31
    @anoja31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Doesn't matter if it's not Barbara, Wade has a problem with any bot lmaoo

    • @Ashley80005
      @Ashley80005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      anoja31 Noooo....He really hates Barbara, trust me.😂

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bwah and mark immediately started screwing him over, and he surprisingly didn't scream immediately.
      Weird choice of words but I'm sticking to it

    • @badasscrusader
      @badasscrusader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its probably just Barbra in disguise

    • @alexanderelderhorst2107
      @alexanderelderhorst2107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean he's a bot so he knows it's a 50/50 against the bot, meaning he easily gets humiliated by them. Makes perfect sense.

    • @bloodlobster
      @bloodlobster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Evelynn Brannon lmao

  • @unicornblaze5566
    @unicornblaze5566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    We need a remix of the 5:00
    “ *Bob noise* ”
    “Listen-“
    “ *Confused Bob noise* ”
    “BoB-“

    • @Adam7ep
      @Adam7ep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That would be so funny

    • @acesnick6527
      @acesnick6527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yesyesyesyes

    • @aurafireheart
      @aurafireheart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was just thinking that. Hopefully it becomes a thing haha

    • @chickentiger8530
      @chickentiger8530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unicorn Blaze556 it’s like he tried to answer before the question

    • @retrorebootmusic
      @retrorebootmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm on it

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    It's adorable how if any of them make the others laugh, they go with the bit just so they can make their friends laugh harder. It's so wholesome

    • @dudeinadoughboy4327
      @dudeinadoughboy4327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know if it's that. Whenever I'm with my friends I find it's easier to laugh at stupid shit I wouldn't normally find funny

  • @necros5694
    @necros5694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4714

    Wade: “it’s a secret.”
    Markiplier: *changes color*
    Wade: it’s red you idiot.
    Markiplier: “how is that my fault”
    This is the wade’s fault breakdown

    • @yasminlane4157
      @yasminlane4157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      666th comment

    • @chrishigley9776
      @chrishigley9776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wade ment his color was a secret bwaah had a different hand

    • @samprice3315
      @samprice3315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@chrishigley9776 BUT he should've told em what the bot had ;)

    • @robertwallace2478
      @robertwallace2478 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      and that he drew the wrong card like an idiot

    • @gideonbrock4624
      @gideonbrock4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      necros569 wow you actually broke it down

  • @dementodoc
    @dementodoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    "Hey remember when I used to do..things.."
    - Bob
    God that quote brung tears.

  • @user-wl5pd4ky6r
    @user-wl5pd4ky6r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    Wade: *makes E noise*
    Mark: *Vietnamese War flashbacks to E meme*
    Stressed Mark: *has existential crisis*

    • @toyjam2
      @toyjam2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I don't understand the E meme. I honestly don't get it. Maybe its good that I don't know, but maybe its bad I don't know, I'm not sure.

    • @themagnificantmemer7935
      @themagnificantmemer7935 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toyjam2 look up EA memes

    • @Starlitsoul0359
      @Starlitsoul0359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Micaela Brown All you need to know is
      *E*

    • @gameforfun9240
      @gameforfun9240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vietnamese's here

    • @gameforfun9240
      @gameforfun9240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what's up guy

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    14:08 Wade saying “where is it” it just amazing.

  • @wowwowthing
    @wowwowthing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2678

    Mark dying:
    Hey you okay Mark?
    Mark:MINT
    what
    MINT

  • @Kodiakhunter
    @Kodiakhunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2758

    Mark to Amy: I'm gonna record Uno
    Amy: ok
    Amy hearing Mark say: i'Ll JuSt Be HeRe WiTh AlL mY fReNcH wHoReS
    Amy: ¿¿¿

  • @ihampake
    @ihampake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Mark: *gets three 3s*
    Everyone else: Oh I have 3s too
    Mark: *Proceeds to win*

    • @XLOverkill
      @XLOverkill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everyone: iHampake profile pic.

  • @RedEyesTops
    @RedEyesTops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    "I'm not the angry kinda person" says the person who threw a chair, broke a controller and punched a hole in the wall

    • @alexanderharrison3912
      @alexanderharrison3912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean the wall in the Team Edge studio?

    • @RedEyesTops
      @RedEyesTops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@alexanderharrison3912 nah, the wall from the video that *definitely never happened*

    • @AntiNeon4681
      @AntiNeon4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RedEyesTops ?

    • @kennedy2594
      @kennedy2594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@RedEyesTops the fact that people don’t know what you’re talking about is
      actually upsetting

    • @ohmeganerd
      @ohmeganerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@AntiNeon4681 you wouldn't understand

  • @mmopronick7443
    @mmopronick7443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    22:57 I feel like bob just released 3 years of insanity in one noise.

    • @bee4123
      @bee4123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MMOPro Nick under appreciated comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ammarhanif1993
      @ammarhanif1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      A few seconds later, Wade released even more insanity in one sound.

    • @mmopronick7443
      @mmopronick7443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ammarhanif1993 wade was doing an impression, bob actually scared me the first time.

    • @historyliker
      @historyliker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @lives8767
      @lives8767 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MMOPro Nick lel

  • @chelsea4843
    @chelsea4843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    "Bwaaah I will eat your children"
    "That's a weird insult"
    "I'm hungry so-"

    • @redxyclone332
      @redxyclone332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Looks like it's
      FBI OPEN UP

    • @nine-tees9491
      @nine-tees9491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep. That is what they said..

    • @UKn0wUlove
      @UKn0wUlove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lonely Pluto XD they were saying that it’s what they said in the vid xd

    • @donnaclark8079
      @donnaclark8079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rabbit is good, it’s very tasty

    • @geckosgotgames3283
      @geckosgotgames3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its kind of funny, i never thought id see the photo of one of my dungeons and dragons characters anywhere else than in my phone for representation.

  • @ItsTheBard
    @ItsTheBard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6893

    It’s Barbara in disguise! *B w a a a h r b a r a*

    • @ragingstormx1330
      @ragingstormx1330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      XD I didn't know I needed this until I saw it!

    • @megas957
      @megas957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      I think you mean barbwaah!

    • @ThatOneGuy_205
      @ThatOneGuy_205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And Barbara is actually Hank Hill

    • @rillaboomaui
      @rillaboomaui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes

    • @LikeASirr4231
      @LikeASirr4231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg lol that's so funny xd

  • @taekookruinedmesendhelp7595
    @taekookruinedmesendhelp7595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Bob's little "HA TA!" at 22:50 always gets me

    • @dormammusofat
      @dormammusofat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol it sounds more like a “HAFUFF”

  • @ironencepersonal9634
    @ironencepersonal9634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    "I'm not an angry person"
    ...
    *Literally has a video on his channel called "Markiplier's RAGE Compilation"*

    • @unicorndeath9966
      @unicorndeath9966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's a Cancer. Very emotional. Won't share emotions so they come out in.... Other ways.

    • @catalina1325
      @catalina1325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@unicorndeath9966 im a cancer, that is super true

    • @AzethK
      @AzethK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@unicorndeath9966 You know that month of birth doesn't mean jack about a person's personality right? This whole stuff is full of generic human traits...

    • @aleksasinovic9432
      @aleksasinovic9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AzethK well it actually can be and it is proven by sience

    • @unicorndeath9966
      @unicorndeath9966 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AzethK true but no one can be sure it has no effect whatsoever on who you are as a person. There's no proof it doesn't or does. I chose to believe that it does and it's just fun to see what the zodiac says about you. (But also, Cancers be like that tho)

  • @mothvessel3893
    @mothvessel3893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    *Wade, loading Skyrim:* “I hope I don’t get Barbara”

    • @AuraBrozz
      @AuraBrozz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wade, loading his pirated copy of avengers 5: "I hope I don't get Barbara"

    • @blaketaylor2499
      @blaketaylor2499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love it

    • @dawsonbanman3364
      @dawsonbanman3364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AuraBrozz u right

    • @mothvessel3893
      @mothvessel3893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you, I worked very hard on it

  • @mysticdragonss
    @mysticdragonss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    “Were all in this together, to defeat the Huns”
    Mark starts off by singing a highschool musical song,
    and then ends it with singing a part of a song from mulan?
    I can’t 😂

    • @NotSoProishNoob
      @NotSoProishNoob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I've done that before, like a lot, and it's really frustrating.

    • @thegaynessofbeinggay5344
      @thegaynessofbeinggay5344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate when i fo this

    • @spoonzitm4069
      @spoonzitm4069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s just markiplier culture 😂

    • @turtystomper4207
      @turtystomper4207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I though your picture was hitler

    • @RupertAndCheese
      @RupertAndCheese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thankyou for explaining the joke. It was super obscure, I'm sure a lot of people didn't understand it.

  • @Marchpisces2004
    @Marchpisces2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I feel bad for Wade but then I remembered it's all for fun. He takes the beatings like a champ. Props to you Wade.

  • @junkyardgrrrl
    @junkyardgrrrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    "explain why its wades fault"
    okay so. wade switchdd cards with bwaaah and gave bwaaah the red he needed to win the game. so good job WADE.

    • @xx_loer_nightcor3_xx128
      @xx_loer_nightcor3_xx128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lolitaaa - it wades fault Bc he threatened to eat bwah’s children

    • @stephenseltzer5849
      @stephenseltzer5849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he forgot to grab the cards to hurt bwaaah

  • @unknownexe-ip9sb
    @unknownexe-ip9sb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Me: *sees new uno video *
    Me: Oh, a new episode of "Everyone hates Wade"!

    • @josh1216
      @josh1216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Uno is "The Bot Hates Wade", "Everyone Hates Wade" is Monopoly. (Which they should play again soon...)

    • @jamiebroughton3310
      @jamiebroughton3310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Much approve

    • @ellotheregovna401
      @ellotheregovna401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “everyone hates wade” and “wade hates everyone”

  • @TheMegaxPlus
    @TheMegaxPlus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    15:59
    The chance of someone getting all 5 cards is approximately 1/243 or 0,4%!

    • @Lanoira13
      @Lanoira13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thank you for sharing this information with the rest of us. You're a hero to your people.

    • @alexmarquez6531
      @alexmarquez6531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      𝕀 𝕊𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃 𝔸ℕ 𝕌ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝℝ𝔸𝕋𝔼𝔻 ℂ𝕆𝕄𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕋

    • @ElusiveLion741
      @ElusiveLion741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Perfect lol

    • @mushroomlover479
      @mushroomlover479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just reading that was too much math😂

    • @inji9426
      @inji9426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think you mean 1/1024.
      Yes, I know I'm a smartass. I don't care XD

  • @whatischeese4179
    @whatischeese4179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    10:39
    The best part XD
    Edit: Mark litterally had a seven so he could've gotten bobs hand. He just wanted Wade screwed over.

  • @irrelevantperson785
    @irrelevantperson785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    "Wat."
    "Listen."
    "hUh?"
    "Bob."
    "Wat."
    "Listen."
    "hUh?"
    "Bob."
    4:58 I think the editor had a stroke. Also I'm certain someone will make a remix out of that. Lmao. I think this is my favorite Uno episode yet.

    • @boarbro64
      @boarbro64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I think that was the point xD It was perfectly paced like a beat and zoomed in each time

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Lixian was having a field day

    • @edhaine
      @edhaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lixilix wasn't feeling gr8t ig

    • @edhaine
      @edhaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Wolfineon That was some fucking GOLD OH MY GOD ! This is where the whole "U Right" joke started tho xD

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Irrelevant Person I think Lix made the remix in that moment lol

  • @Landomazing0
    @Landomazing0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    “Bwaaah, I will eat your children!”
    -Wade 2019

    • @Tman25-
      @Tman25- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🍔

    • @jaretzyvasquez2218
      @jaretzyvasquez2218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't that a little threatening??

    • @swagdragon2171
      @swagdragon2171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Looks like wade been playing to much borderlands 2

    • @emio2020
      @emio2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I swear to god, I was reading comments and I read that right when wade said it in the vid. The timing was amazing.

    • @joeyj274
      @joeyj274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This reminds me of cronos

  • @yellowmuthwoom
    @yellowmuthwoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1563

    mark: “we’re all in this together to defeat the huns”
    me: *e x c e l l e n t*

    • @Slick_Gaming6
      @Slick_Gaming6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is that from again?

    • @Anonymous529
      @Anonymous529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Slick_Gaming6 “Mulan”, I think

    • @Slick_Gaming6
      @Slick_Gaming6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Anonymous529 thanks

    • @Floridadian
      @Floridadian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Replace huns with fnia and it will be relivant (dont look it up if you like fnaf.)

    • @PupPupAbawi
      @PupPupAbawi ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s a mix of high school musical and Mulan

  • @Blackstonelegion
    @Blackstonelegion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    10:55
    Mark being the absolute Agent of chaos

  • @RhizomeRoots
    @RhizomeRoots 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Mark: when’s the last time we played Rabbids?
    Mark, 5 seconds later: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      More fitting for Bob tbh. "Y-You guys playing UNO over there? I wanna play too"

    • @vinyltnt3094
      @vinyltnt3094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Back in nam, we played uno rabbits! One of the hardest things we ever did, facing against the Bwaahs!

    • @Nightmare77_Games
      @Nightmare77_Games 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to know more

    • @silverraxtus9622
      @silverraxtus9622 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @awefawef awefawef Dis depressing...
      This IS MARKIPLIER! Not depress everybody.

  • @Kitsuvet
    @Kitsuvet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    *"Bwaaah, I will eat your Children!"* ~Wade 2019

    • @cameronwathen1007
      @cameronwathen1007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read this right when he said it

    • @Esabelle
      @Esabelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dear heavens, this line...

    • @nobodyknows1330
      @nobodyknows1330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read chicken instead of children xD

    • @mr.toxedia
      @mr.toxedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lost it there XD!

  • @whitewolf152
    @whitewolf152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    10:55
    Top 10 Anime Betrayals
    (Also the time that Wade wanted to murder Mark)

  • @greydesolation
    @greydesolation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    30:10 - 30:28.. By far the absolute best sequence, from Bob’s aggression to Marks face. Perfection.

  • @paigeguadiano8486
    @paigeguadiano8486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    7:15
    Mark: *mixes “High school musical” song with a “Mulan” song
    Me: “only mark..... ooooonly mark”

  • @sparkymcbutterpants9211
    @sparkymcbutterpants9211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    “I had a mint”
    “Are you thirsty”
    *Failed assassination attempt*

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SparkyMcButterPants I don't get it. Can you explain it?

    • @shxrkbxit3269
      @shxrkbxit3269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Morgan !
      If you drink water after a mint it becomes colder.
      So if Bob would proceed to give Mark cold water, it would be so cold Mark would get a brain freeze.
      _The joke is he’d die from it being so cold._

    • @connorcoyle9145
      @connorcoyle9145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ᴀʟɪ ᴄᴀᴛᴛ wow, someone that explained something without a hint of sarcasm or anything, I salute you

    • @shxrkbxit3269
      @shxrkbxit3269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Connor Coyle thanks lmao

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ᴀʟɪ ᴄᴀᴛᴛ thanks. I'm not good with catching jokes

  • @endurancebss6470
    @endurancebss6470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    Mark: has a perfectly waiting to be used 7
    Also Mark: uses reverse
    ...
    Wade: has mental breakdown

    • @nine-tees9491
      @nine-tees9491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep. That is what happened..

    • @craftergamer9058
      @craftergamer9058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Endurance BSS timestamp?

    • @anonymousmarv5048
      @anonymousmarv5048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crafter Gamer 10:50

    • @pryan37bb
      @pryan37bb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Anonymous Bureau Honestly it starts more like 10:17 because for the next two or three turns, Mark could just take Wade’s hand or used the +2. Instead he stalled and waited for the perfect moment to hand the game to Bob and completely trigger Wade, who held nothing but two wilds and still lost 😂

    • @arcaneafterhours
      @arcaneafterhours ปีที่แล้ว

      i was calling mark an idiot for several minutes

  • @jessieridgeway8334
    @jessieridgeway8334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Mark yelling "mint" like a safeword will never get old.

  • @foxo5834
    @foxo5834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    The reason why it’s Wade’s fault
    Wade doesn’t know who Bwaaah is, Bwaaah takes advantage of this. Barbra told Bwaaah who Wade is. After that, Wade says “Why are we all skips?” It’s because Barbra told Chica to rig the deck of cards. Fast forward a bit, Wade uses a reverse card on Bwaaah meaning it’s Bwaaah’s turn and then HE uses a reverse card on Wade after that Wade uses another reverse and Bwaaah draws a lot of cards after that. Bwaaah used Barbra’s wrathful call when the gang wasn’t looking, then he won. Yes I did spend time on this.

    • @Magicalwolfgamer
      @Magicalwolfgamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Foxo The mighty fox whose the person who’s playing as bwaaah

    • @SkipedBeat
      @SkipedBeat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Magicalwolfgamer its i double trap, it's barbara in disguise.

  • @josieblue
    @josieblue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    i love all the bits but i’m always gonna want “you right” again i can’t let it die

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh God, yes. Y O U R I G H T

    • @dross2483
      @dross2483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      YOU RIGHT YOU RIGHT

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@justinzstrout6547 F*ck Barbara

    • @tjknight
      @tjknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Still waiting for the video that's just audio recordings

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tjknight YEEAAAH

  • @kiyahk5313
    @kiyahk5313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Mark: We’re all in this together... to defeat the Huns
    Me: *immediately sings high school musical instead*

    • @catalina1325
      @catalina1325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read this exactly as it was happening

    • @nasapeepo6418
      @nasapeepo6418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KCice 1 what a mashup 😂😂😂

    • @elizabethmonk8178
      @elizabethmonk8178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not me

    • @ashleyp-j8j
      @ashleyp-j8j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: *starts singing highschool musical*
      Also me: *immediately sings Mulan after noticing my mistake*

    • @BessmaITube
      @BessmaITube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did that too because mulan starts with "let's get back to business, to defeat the huns" and I'm a HSM enthusiast so

  • @rend3ring
    @rend3ring 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Wade: "Yeah, that's called CHRISTMAS."
    Gets me every time

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Mark: "Thou shalt be skipped"
    Me: No
    Mark: No U
    Me: *No U reverse card*

    • @spacedandy4030
      @spacedandy4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate memes

    • @lemonlimeeyeliner7905
      @lemonlimeeyeliner7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spacedandy4030 i'm having trouble believing that

    • @spacedandy4030
      @spacedandy4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lemonlimeeyeliner7905 how so?

    • @LuisLRC
      @LuisLRC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kevin Harness because you watch mark

    • @LuisLRC
      @LuisLRC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kevin Harness and he’s a meme

  • @dre...289
    @dre...289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    somebody remix the “listen, bob,” please

  • @evantimm2326
    @evantimm2326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I just realized that Mark's wearing a Who Killed Markiplier shirt

  • @wes692
    @wes692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    11:09 sounds like someone hit their rev limiter

  • @Fox-idek
    @Fox-idek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Markiplier-wade it’s your fault
    Every one in the game- YOU RIGHT😂

  • @spaceman3718
    @spaceman3718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    21:55 "IT HAPPENED, I FORESAW IT AND IT HAPPENED" Bob is basically King Crimson, lol

    • @Set2Seth
      @Set2Seth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It just works

    • @fridareminisx
      @fridareminisx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao he is just doppio using epitaph

  • @booga9584
    @booga9584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Lawyer 1: So after all the 6726 proves and 20 documents I've presented you, your honour, the wife Barbara is clearly guilty.
    Lawyer 2: *sighs as though admitting defeat*
    Mark the judge:
    Send Wade to the Ranch.

    • @theabundanceofcomment5072
      @theabundanceofcomment5072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Water Sheep you're alive

    • @bladepepper2029
      @bladepepper2029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What'd you do with jorgen??!?!?!

    • @ashleybutler6831
      @ashleybutler6831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Cool Ranch Doritos?
      Wade would be totally fine with that!!!
      Sorry, I’ll see myself out. *pulls a Mark and says she’s veeerrryyy tired rn*

    • @gato4002
      @gato4002 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WATER SHEEP YOU'RE ALIVE?! NO WONDER FELIX HAS BEEN GETTING BAD LUCK! I MUST REPORT YOU TO GAMER GENERAL FELIX!

    • @jamiebroughton3310
      @jamiebroughton3310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Catch me outside how bout dat

  • @GUARDIANKAYSA
    @GUARDIANKAYSA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    9:02
    Don't mind me. Just forever bookmarking the best ending to one of these games as far as I've seen. Something to keep me chuckling, even in the worst of times.

  • @anotheravatarlover5207
    @anotheravatarlover5207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Mark, Bob and Wade: *acknowledge that playing UNO badly affects their friendship
    Also Mark, Bob and Wade: *uploads another UNO video
    Us: *[Insert Surprised Pikachu face]*

  • @Zeratul795
    @Zeratul795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I’m in Paris and was in public when those French accents were used. Thank god for headphones

    • @itsarocklol
      @itsarocklol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      oh ho ho oui oui

    • @Magicalwolfgamer
      @Magicalwolfgamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zeratul795 yeah 😆 this video is so funny 😆! I can’t stop laughing 😂

    • @Twilitparadox
      @Twilitparadox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let's just hope there aren't any red or blue spies watching this video...

    • @woagis
      @woagis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a f French who horse

    • @catrasauce
      @catrasauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am French... it hurts so much..

  • @mothkeytv
    @mothkeytv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    My mom made me sell my tickets to Vidcon so I couldn't go but UNO is my favourite series of yours so seeing this made me laugh. Thank you, Mark.

    • @cartervanorder1294
      @cartervanorder1294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Really? That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard

    • @thatoneperson5488
      @thatoneperson5488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, what the heck happened?

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatoneperson5488 well I got into a huge argument with her.... and it escalates really quickly

    • @cartervanorder1294
      @cartervanorder1294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mothkeytv sounds like she sucks sometimes

  • @NightLoveStar
    @NightLoveStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Mark: Well, Im running out of options
    Wade: *Jumps in*
    Mark: Well, Im running out of options
    Wade: *Jumps in*
    Mark: Well, Im running out of options

    • @Sphemus
      @Sphemus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At 23:43, I think it's more like this:
      Mark: Alright. Well, I'm running out of options.
      Wade:
      Mark: Alright. Well, I'm running out of options.
      Wade:
      Mark: Alright. Well, I'm running out of options.
      Wade:
      Mark: Alright. Well, I'm running out of options.

  • @luvbaker276
    @luvbaker276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Mark: We're all in this together...
    Me: waits in anticipation for the melodies of my childhood
    Mark: to defeat the Huns
    Me:.......
    Am oddly satisfied with the outcome

    • @treygardner2428
      @treygardner2428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Surprisingly I was way more excited that he sang Mulan

    • @ihaveaskillissue3832
      @ihaveaskillissue3832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wanted him to say "to defeat the bwaaah"

    • @ashtoncole3152
      @ashtoncole3152 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @elizabethmills1286
      @elizabethmills1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually kind of sad he sang Milan and not high school musical

    • @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185
      @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I've not watched high school musical much so every time I think "we're all in this together " my mind immediately fills in "to defeat the huns"

  • @depresespres4214
    @depresespres4214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Mark: *had a special card*
    Also Mark: *ask what that card does when Bob uses it*
    “Yeah, this is big brain time.”

  • @miramikyu
    @miramikyu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Mark singing High school musical and Mulan maybe is a clever way of not exactly getting copyright infringement

  • @kaylarichardson8082
    @kaylarichardson8082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    20:54 did Bob just say that wade was TOO animated to be a cartoon character?🤣🤣

  • @solarcupid2583
    @solarcupid2583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This episode was just another one of Wade loosing his mind, Mark and Bob just being casual, and the bot just doing its own thing

  • @The-Average-Noob
    @The-Average-Noob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Mark: "tell us how its Wades fault"
    Me: *has flashbacks of we need to go deeper "its not your fault"

  • @imshrek7634
    @imshrek7634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "WERE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, TO DEFEAT THE HUNS"
    *nice job mark*

  • @gt_beltran42
    @gt_beltran42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    30:21 Bob: Well I was gonna say water slide but EEEEEEeeeeh. You know what's a good fucking color *picks green*
    Mark: Why are we still here, just to suffer?

  • @Magma_Seb
    @Magma_Seb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    UNO: You guys are playing the games wrong.
    Literally Everyone: *yOu GuYs ArE pLaYiNg ThE gAmEs WrOnG!*

    • @ALilMayhemMayhaps
      @ALilMayhemMayhaps 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did the uno account make uno? I honestly doubt it

    • @ALilMayhemMayhaps
      @ALilMayhemMayhaps 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I mean the original card game not the computer game, they can't decide shit

  • @sadlittleratboy
    @sadlittleratboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    13:58 - 14:22 cuts me up every time and my friend and I can't stop quoting it.

  • @Ayami156
    @Ayami156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    okay but BLESS LIXIAN for putting the name of the video the little flashback came from lol

  • @benfelt1411
    @benfelt1411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    36:32 when Wade said, "Hey I have a 3 my 3's green too" My heart man

  • @brielleneels1130
    @brielleneels1130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Wade: You guys ever had a finger go numb for like 4 straight days??

  • @catalina1325
    @catalina1325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    no one:
    not even wade:
    markiplier:*is clearly alive wearing the who killed markiplier shirt*

  • @CitrusFinn
    @CitrusFinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Mark: *looking at a green card* I don't like this color. I think it's dumb.
    Bob, a minute later: *looking at Mark's green card* That's a nice color you got there.
    Mark: Yeah I've always liked that color...
    :/

  • @beep_machine8027
    @beep_machine8027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Mark: I'm gonna take you to school!
    Me in 2019: Nooooo
    Me in 2020: Please do! I'm so lonely!

    • @slasherchild5871
      @slasherchild5871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me in 2021: Haven't been in school for 2 years and have been a hermit in my apartment

    • @roll79faraz59
      @roll79faraz59 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i am so lonely,BROKEN ANGEL