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  • @evantheboss9202
    @evantheboss9202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3870

    "My pinky has been tingling for 4 straight days"
    "Go see a doctor!"
    "I'm busy!"
    Wade is a whole mood XD

    • @lynroradestler9499
      @lynroradestler9499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      My dad did the same thing. He broke his pinky finger and he had a medical friend that said the finger would never work again. He needed that finger to do his job, so everyday he would re-break his finger. The pinky to this day looks like a zig zag, but it works.

    • @rileydavis5624
      @rileydavis5624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Kaitlyn Prime your dad is a legend

    • @linhfphung7867
      @linhfphung7867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ....he had to rebreak it everyday? Not jist once to get it right?

    • @Ekairah
      @Ekairah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@lynroradestler9499 that must look pretty wack

    • @DeosPraetorian
      @DeosPraetorian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@linhfphung7867 no basically his finger kept breaking because he kept using the finger

  • @ItsTheBard
    @ItsTheBard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6534

    It’s Barbara in disguise! *B w a a a h r b a r a*

    • @ragingstormx1330
      @ragingstormx1330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      XD I didn't know I needed this until I saw it!

    • @megas957
      @megas957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I think you mean barbwaah!

    • @ThatOneGuy_205
      @ThatOneGuy_205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And Barbara is actually Hank Hill

    • @rillaboomaui
      @rillaboomaui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes

    • @LikeASirr4231
      @LikeASirr4231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg lol that's so funny xd

  • @OleanderFaye
    @OleanderFaye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5382

    the funniest part is that mark knew exactly what he was doing when he played the reverse. he's just an agent of chaos

    • @PoeticLizard
      @PoeticLizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      That’s the best kind of agent

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @marcoscolga24 ?

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @marcoscolga24 Markiplier has content though?? What are you on about? lmao

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @marcoscolga24 Ooooooh. Wait hold on.
      I just reread your comments, and Now I completely get it.
      My apologies. XD

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And of not letting Wade win

  • @Hydra2054
    @Hydra2054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3027

    35:00 "you guys ever had a finger go numb for like four straight days?" What's scary is that he breaks his hand in the next episode and this quote foreshadowed it

    • @toebeanz4226
      @toebeanz4226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      It was the other hand that he broke which makes it even worse 😂

    • @podge8238
      @podge8238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@toebeanz4226 he dislocated it not broke it

    • @_.-Skitterbug-._
      @_.-Skitterbug-._ ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@podge8238 "OOWWWH MY GOD MY WRIST POPPED. I DISLOCATED MY HAND!!!!!!! IT POPPED BACK IN PLACE... holy fuck that hurt-"

    • @sacredgamer420
      @sacredgamer420 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stooopid man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Dislocation is not the same as breaking.

  • @potato1674
    @potato1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2700

    Bob: ,,Please, do not let the Bot be Barbara"
    Wade: *War flashbacks*
    I love this Series

  • @codybrown3467
    @codybrown3467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    How It Was Wade's Fault: An Overview
    1.) Because it's always Wade's fault.
    2.)See point 1

    • @klept0manic271
      @klept0manic271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You need to be an author

    • @cyxnidei
      @cyxnidei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      3.) See point 2
      4.) See point 3
      AND SO ON WE CAN HAVE AN ENTIRE BOOK OF REASONS FOLLOWING THIS METHOD!

    • @ZifticOTN
      @ZifticOTN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      5.) see point 4
      6.) see point 5
      7.) see point 6

    • @theresagriffin4062
      @theresagriffin4062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      8.) see point 7
      9.) see point 8
      10.) see point 9
      11.) see point 10

    • @vvw6384
      @vvw6384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      12.)See point 11
      13.)See point 12
      14.)See point 13
      15.)See point 14

  • @crewieaustin9201
    @crewieaustin9201 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    10:50 This part is still a golden after 3 years.

    • @mosesagu
      @mosesagu ปีที่แล้ว

      Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on....

    • @Person7503
      @Person7503 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mosesagu Bro forgot how the scam goes 💀🗿

    • @Oni_edits_
      @Oni_edits_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      13:37 bookmark

    • @Orioooon64
      @Orioooon64 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No bc mark had so many chances to play his 7’s and steal the card 😭

  • @eeveeboi7174
    @eeveeboi7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2075

    nobody:
    wade: Y O M A M A S S W E E T A S S

    • @didograce3531
      @didograce3531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So underrated, I need a clip of that on repeat

    • @zoenelson3340
      @zoenelson3340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@didograce3531 youtube added a clip thing where you can share just a specific part of the video, ive never actually used it but maybe it could work for just having a short part of it? I'm not sure how it works tbh

    • @MarksBigOlHam
      @MarksBigOlHam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Y O M A M A S S W E E T A Y U S S

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wade: EEEEEEEE
      Wade: wait hold on
      Wade: *EEeEeEeEeeEeEEeeEeeEeeeE*

  • @nononamename2643
    @nononamename2643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2623

    “We’re all in this together to defeat the Huns”
    -Markiplier 2019
    Song is from Everyones favorite american teenage movie.
    “Highschool Mulan”

    • @Jani-rs3ws
      @Jani-rs3ws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was so confused

    • @phrogy_1992
      @phrogy_1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mulan musical

    • @anonymooselsb2968
      @anonymooselsb2968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      highschool au

    • @user-cy7it1ik9y
      @user-cy7it1ik9y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Highschool Musilan

    • @bellam6397
      @bellam6397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mulan the Musical. Duh

  • @necros5694
    @necros5694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4666

    Wade: “it’s a secret.”
    Markiplier: *changes color*
    Wade: it’s red you idiot.
    Markiplier: “how is that my fault”
    This is the wade’s fault breakdown

    • @yasminlane4157
      @yasminlane4157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      666th comment

    • @chrishigley9776
      @chrishigley9776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wade ment his color was a secret bwaah had a different hand

    • @samprice3315
      @samprice3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@chrishigley9776 BUT he should've told em what the bot had ;)

    • @robertwallace2478
      @robertwallace2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      and that he drew the wrong card like an idiot

    • @gideonbrock4624
      @gideonbrock4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      necros569 wow you actually broke it down

  • @seahors377
    @seahors377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    The whole "French Horse" bit was the highlight of this video. I literally laughed so hard, I got a headache 😂

    • @viab.5040
      @viab.5040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Honestly I’m surprised there’s not more French Horse bit comments. It’s honestly my favorite ever.

    • @seahors377
      @seahors377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@viab.5040 it's my favorite ever, too!!

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    14:08 Wade saying “where is it” it just amazing.

  • @J--Dubs
    @J--Dubs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2533

    Mark: "What color is it"
    Wade: "I'm not telling"
    Everyone: *gets beaten by Bwaaah because no one knew what color Bwaaah had because Wade

    • @thehotdogman9317
      @thehotdogman9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That proves it right there! It's wade's fault.

    • @juicymoose8968
      @juicymoose8968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Well we all know... this is f***ing Barbara's fault

    • @kabelor56
      @kabelor56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would be true, except Wade traded hands with Bwaaah

    • @federicoburatti166
      @federicoburatti166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @rulerofthewild7747
      @rulerofthewild7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Juicy Moose U right

  • @32carebears
    @32carebears 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    It’s Wade’s fault because he decided to play UNO. He knows what happens when he plays UNO.

    • @cordero6960
      @cordero6960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yo momma sweet ass

    • @silverraxtus9622
      @silverraxtus9622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BBBBBAAAARRRRBBBBAAAAAARRRRRRAAAAAA

  • @godfatheralexander
    @godfatheralexander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2768

    Mark didn't play Rayman origins nor legends but still knows the characters wow-

    • @Yourlungs
      @Yourlungs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I just noticed that you liked your own comment.
      *I don't know why my brain said that...*

    • @keithpomorin1167
      @keithpomorin1167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      He could have played the game off camera

    • @Johnrun3
      @Johnrun3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Well maybe he knows them from playin Rayman Uno?

    • @tunnookiegaming2157
      @tunnookiegaming2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If ur a true gamer u know all

    • @tunnookiegaming2157
      @tunnookiegaming2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Johnrun3 nah hes a true gamer

  • @j.k.-p3168
    @j.k.-p3168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    11:00 I love how Mark did that purely to get a reaction out of Wade

    • @spofman
      @spofman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      the venturian pfp

  • @No-bg6hz
    @No-bg6hz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3587

    Mark: wE’Re aLL iN ThiS tOgETheR
    Mark: *starts a completely new song*
    Mark: t0 dEfEat THe hUnnNsSSs

  • @Kodiakhunter
    @Kodiakhunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2737

    Mark to Amy: I'm gonna record Uno
    Amy: ok
    Amy hearing Mark say: i'Ll JuSt Be HeRe WiTh AlL mY fReNcH wHoReS
    Amy: ¿¿¿

    • @noahjester8471
      @noahjester8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Ho ho hohn, big crasoint

    • @PoeticLizard
      @PoeticLizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      qhow qeho qwho im a French horse

    • @rfishtail_0hmz613
      @rfishtail_0hmz613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PoeticLizard qhow qeho qwho whorse

    • @minatoson5788
      @minatoson5788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      17:59.

    • @emeraldchief2914
      @emeraldchief2914 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@minatoson5788 thank you i needed that

  • @maskedfrown_6610
    @maskedfrown_6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    10:53
    I replayed this multiple times and almost puked from laughing so much

    • @JeiVron294
      @JeiVron294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And so did we.

    • @WRLDOfSad
      @WRLDOfSad 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How'd you do that? 💀

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WRLDOfSadThey laughed really hard and almost threw up, I'd assume

    • @WRLDOfSad
      @WRLDOfSad 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@aniyilator rip XD

  • @taekookruinedmesendhelp7595
    @taekookruinedmesendhelp7595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Bob's little "HA TA!" at 22:50 always gets me

    • @dormammusofat
      @dormammusofat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol it sounds more like a “HAFUFF”

  • @TheNathannator
    @TheNathannator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6290

    0:02
    Mark: **coughs**
    Bob: You okay bud?
    Mark: Mint
    Mark: _Mint_
    Bob: You feeling alright?
    Mark: *_Mint_*
    Bob: You need a mint?
    Mark: I had a mint
    Bob: You thirsty?
    Mark: *_M i n t_*

  • @flynnnolen1067
    @flynnnolen1067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5885

    Mark: *starts singing High School Musical*
    Also Mark: *somehow ends up singing Mulan*

    • @adamr.2205
      @adamr.2205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      @@shayes7297
      w e ' r e a l l i n t h i s t o g e t h e r
      *T O D E F E A T T H E H U N S*

    • @spicyrhino8918
      @spicyrhino8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I need to make that my ringtone, I forgot that happened and I did a spit take xD

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I, for some reason, always think that they are the same song and unironicly sing that phrase cause I keep forgetting that they’re two different songs lol.

    • @Vorrupted
      @Vorrupted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Flynn Nolen 7:16

    • @jaynighwolf7585
      @jaynighwolf7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think he made the communist version

  • @erikhaugan
    @erikhaugan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    16:25 bobs joke there and Bobs French accents have been killing me. He's underrated. Bob should have the same ammount of subs as Mark or Jack by now.

    • @brianna6087
      @brianna6087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      For me it was towards the end of the bit where Bob was going "uh.. the sound of footsteps. Sorry I didn't have that one queued up" 😂😂

  • @RedEyesTops
    @RedEyesTops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    "I'm not the angry kinda person" says the person who threw a chair, broke a controller and punched a hole in the wall

    • @alexanderharrison3912
      @alexanderharrison3912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean the wall in the Team Edge studio?

    • @RedEyesTops
      @RedEyesTops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@alexanderharrison3912 nah, the wall from the video that *definitely never happened*

    • @anti_neon8910
      @anti_neon8910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RedEyesTops ?

    • @kennedy2594
      @kennedy2594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@RedEyesTops the fact that people don’t know what you’re talking about is
      actually upsetting

    • @ohmeganerd
      @ohmeganerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@anti_neon8910 you wouldn't understand

  • @CitrusFinn
    @CitrusFinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5547

    Here's my breakdown:
    It's Wade's fault because it's always Wade's fault.

    • @hydrasalesman9629
      @hydrasalesman9629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Brother

    • @Esabelle
      @Esabelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I'll bet Markiplier would vouch for that statement 😂

    • @rileydavis5624
      @rileydavis5624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lauranges that checks out

    • @CitrusFinn
      @CitrusFinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hydrasalesman9629 Henlö Bröther

    • @Sandrasaki800
      @Sandrasaki800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *THIS IS FCKING BARBARA'S FAULT*

  • @wowwowthing
    @wowwowthing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2639

    Mark dying:
    Hey you okay Mark?
    Mark:MINT
    what
    MINT

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    It's adorable how if any of them make the others laugh, they go with the bit just so they can make their friends laugh harder. It's so wholesome

    • @dudeinadoughboy4327
      @dudeinadoughboy4327 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know if it's that. Whenever I'm with my friends I find it's easier to laugh at stupid shit I wouldn't normally find funny

  • @matraxialartemis1674
    @matraxialartemis1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    2016: Four friends are playing together happily and in agony
    2019: Three friends that are getting old are playing together in a very salty and cursing each other

    • @The-Average-Noob
      @The-Average-Noob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      In a vary salty...

    • @ognichipezo5059
      @ognichipezo5059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I wish here sill was 4 friends

    • @lemonjinxxy
      @lemonjinxxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Blue Mustard Jack is a business buddy now. He'll be back, no doubt.

    • @tjknight
      @tjknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So Jack was the irish brand glue this group needed?

    • @lemonjinxxy
      @lemonjinxxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@tjknight I wouldn't say so. I think they are fine without Jack. They're good with Jack as well but no harm to him, I skip things he's in because he peaks his mic too much.

  • @HK556
    @HK556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1964

    10:08
    Wade: "Mark, I just need you to be nice like i was to you"
    Mark: *destroys Wade's hopes and dreams with three cards* "I am the nicest person in the world"

    • @zarina8348
      @zarina8348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      HKVeteran Mark: I am the nicest person in the world.

    • @luckyleo1233
      @luckyleo1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      10:58

    • @juubi249
      @juubi249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Funny part is Wade claimed to give the hand to Mark originally when there was no giving involved, Mark got it because Bob played a zero

    • @rukonana1018
      @rukonana1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mark did use the no-turn card instead of the 7 card

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rukonana1018 probably because his hand had another 7 and Wade would’ve stolen it back

  • @Marchpisces2004
    @Marchpisces2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I feel bad for Wade but then I remembered it's all for fun. He takes the beatings like a champ. Props to you Wade.

  • @youreadthisinyourmindright2604
    @youreadthisinyourmindright2604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    11:01 the sounds of thousands of wade dying

  • @foxo5834
    @foxo5834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    The reason why it’s Wade’s fault
    Wade doesn’t know who Bwaaah is, Bwaaah takes advantage of this. Barbra told Bwaaah who Wade is. After that, Wade says “Why are we all skips?” It’s because Barbra told Chica to rig the deck of cards. Fast forward a bit, Wade uses a reverse card on Bwaaah meaning it’s Bwaaah’s turn and then HE uses a reverse card on Wade after that Wade uses another reverse and Bwaaah draws a lot of cards after that. Bwaaah used Barbra’s wrathful call when the gang wasn’t looking, then he won. Yes I did spend time on this.

    • @Magicalwolfgamer
      @Magicalwolfgamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Foxo The mighty fox whose the person who’s playing as bwaaah

    • @SkipedBeat
      @SkipedBeat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Magicalwolfgamer its i double trap, it's barbara in disguise.

  • @popcandysys
    @popcandysys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3402

    breakdown of how it was wade's fault:
    he refused to tell them what color Bwaaah had and then got mad when mark jumped in. this is similar to telling ur brother to break your toy and then crying to mom when he does so

    • @KimimaruKusanagi
      @KimimaruKusanagi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      U right

    • @andrewknickerbocker314
      @andrewknickerbocker314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Nope... Wade's "not telling" was referring to the hand he took back from the bot.
      Mark gave him a hand of all reds with his 0, giving the bot an Uno hand.
      Wade then used a red 7 from the hand Mark gave him to take the hand back from the bot ("I'm not telling lol")
      The bot uses a red 4, getting back to Uno
      Mark jumps in (saying "uh-oh" as he realizes his mistake)
      Wade freaks out
      Not Wade's fault, Mark's fault

    • @chuckled125
      @chuckled125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      It was wade's fault for giving Bwaaah the hand full of reds when the card that Bwaaah had was originally not red. What Wade should've done is wait to play the 7 as his last card since he should've known the card Bwaaah had wasn't red since he just had it.

    • @goldminer1275
      @goldminer1275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@chuckled125 wade was a contributing factor, not the 100%. Majority of the fault lands on mark since mark gave wade the hand with HIS 0 and then wade panic response was to get back his hand. Mark should have remembered that his hand was solid red as it was just a single color but forgot it in a record 8 seconds.

    • @geminimoon4012
      @geminimoon4012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      The fact that people are taking time out of their day to write why it was Mark's or Wade's fault is hilarious to me.

  • @wes692
    @wes692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    11:09 sounds like someone hit their rev limiter

  • @ThatRandomGu7
    @ThatRandomGu7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    11:56
    “Wade it is highly toxic of you to give someone a gift and hold it above their head”
    “No that’s called Christmas”
    *silence*
    *murmurs of agreement*

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    “We’re all in this together. To defeat, the Huns!
    Top song of 2019

    • @JOJOSTAR69
      @JOJOSTAR69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      yes. a mashup between High school musical and Mulan XDDDDDDD

    • @alexsantoro597
      @alexsantoro597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LoneWolf CreativeGaming I’m getting flashbacks to when he and Matthias collabed lmao

    • @Pickle-ko9pc
      @Pickle-ko9pc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Buy it on itunes in august 2019

    • @arishimada1270
      @arishimada1270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jusst watch that yesterday

    • @emiranda2491
      @emiranda2491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🎵You're the maddest grunt, I have ever met! But you can bet...before we're through🎵
      🎵Wade, I'll.....make a man....out of youuuuuu...🎵

  • @moonflux2536
    @moonflux2536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2217

    Mark: *Someone to a breakdown of how it's Wades fault*
    Me: *Ok... so it is Wades fault.*

    • @rileydavis5624
      @rileydavis5624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Moon Flux that checks out

    • @RagelsGAMER
      @RagelsGAMER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      You Right

    • @Mr.Zer0_U-13
      @Mr.Zer0_U-13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      When your right your right

    • @n.j.p.9322
      @n.j.p.9322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wade is Wade so it's his fault

    • @caitlynboylan5456
      @caitlynboylan5456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The reason it’s wade fault is....
      1. He’s wade
      2. He’s wade
      3.Mark said so so it’s his fiat because he’s wade

  • @jessieridgeway8334
    @jessieridgeway8334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Mark yelling "mint" like a safeword will never get old.

  • @pogdogb394
    @pogdogb394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    7:16
    He went from high school musical to Mulan in the span of a few seconds.

  • @atael5479
    @atael5479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3063

    "bob, listen."
    "bob, listen."
    "bob, listen."
    markiplier is navi confirmed.
    and it's always wade's fault.

    • @TheCool_Man
      @TheCool_Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It was listen bob

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No, it's all Barbara's fault.
      :P

    • @yearzeta9045
      @yearzeta9045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      but is it confirmed that navi is a na'vi?

    • @FoxTheMaybeRealMcCloud
      @FoxTheMaybeRealMcCloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Icy&jehftbdjvyv
      r/ihadastroke

    • @MamaToFive
      @MamaToFive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      YES!! A ZELDA REFERENCE!!! This made me smile!

  • @powerofanime1
    @powerofanime1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4223

    Wade: "My pinkie's been tingling for like four days."
    Mark: "GO TO A DOCTOR!"
    Wade: "I'm busy!"
    Me: ......busy what, having a heart attack?

    • @murkkz1679
      @murkkz1679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      With what*

    • @jameskotter2920
      @jameskotter2920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      TH-cam: up next, wade litterally breaks his hand

    • @thecommonman9524
      @thecommonman9524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Heart attack would be the left hand, so he's got that going for him at least.

    • @jacksonlemon1412
      @jacksonlemon1412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No apparently he's too busy breaking his hand.

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@murkkz1679
      Stop incorrecting people, bud.

  • @kaylarichardson8082
    @kaylarichardson8082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    20:54 did Bob just say that wade was TOO animated to be a cartoon character?🤣🤣

  • @whatischeese4179
    @whatischeese4179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    10:39
    The best part XD
    Edit: Mark litterally had a seven so he could've gotten bobs hand. He just wanted Wade screwed over.

  • @mothvessel3893
    @mothvessel3893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    *Wade, loading Skyrim:* “I hope I don’t get Barbara”

    • @AuraBrozz
      @AuraBrozz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wade, loading his pirated copy of avengers 5: "I hope I don't get Barbara"

    • @blaketaylor2499
      @blaketaylor2499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love it

    • @dawsonbanman3364
      @dawsonbanman3364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AuraBrozz u right

    • @mothvessel3893
      @mothvessel3893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you, I worked very hard on it

  • @Landomazing0
    @Landomazing0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    “Bwaaah, I will eat your children!”
    -Wade 2019

    • @Tman25-
      @Tman25- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🍔

    • @jaretzyvasquez2218
      @jaretzyvasquez2218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't that a little threatening??

    • @swagdragon2171
      @swagdragon2171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Looks like wade been playing to much borderlands 2

    • @emio2020
      @emio2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I swear to god, I was reading comments and I read that right when wade said it in the vid. The timing was amazing.

    • @joeyj274
      @joeyj274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This reminds me of cronos

  • @GUARDIANKAYSA
    @GUARDIANKAYSA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    9:02
    Don't mind me. Just forever bookmarking the best ending to one of these games as far as I've seen. Something to keep me chuckling, even in the worst of times.

  • @Achaeos
    @Achaeos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    15:25
    incessant Frenchman laughter

  • @unicornblaze5566
    @unicornblaze5566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    We need a remix of the 5:00
    “ *Bob noise* ”
    “Listen-“
    “ *Confused Bob noise* ”
    “BoB-“

    • @Adam7ep
      @Adam7ep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That would be so funny

    • @acesnick6527
      @acesnick6527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yesyesyesyes

    • @aurafireheart
      @aurafireheart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was just thinking that. Hopefully it becomes a thing haha

    • @chickentiger8530
      @chickentiger8530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unicorn Blaze556 it’s like he tried to answer before the question

    • @retrorebootmusic
      @retrorebootmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm on it

  • @benfelt1411
    @benfelt1411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    36:32 when Wade said, "Hey I have a 3 my 3's green too" My heart man

  • @James-nu6rq
    @James-nu6rq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    15:13 The start of the french (w)hor(s)e

  • @irrelevantperson785
    @irrelevantperson785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    "Wat."
    "Listen."
    "hUh?"
    "Bob."
    "Wat."
    "Listen."
    "hUh?"
    "Bob."
    4:58 I think the editor had a stroke. Also I'm certain someone will make a remix out of that. Lmao. I think this is my favorite Uno episode yet.

    • @boarbro64
      @boarbro64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I think that was the point xD It was perfectly paced like a beat and zoomed in each time

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Lixian was having a field day

    • @Your_Boi_Eden
      @Your_Boi_Eden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lixilix wasn't feeling gr8t ig

    • @Your_Boi_Eden
      @Your_Boi_Eden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Wolfineon That was some fucking GOLD OH MY GOD ! This is where the whole "U Right" joke started tho xD

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Irrelevant Person I think Lix made the remix in that moment lol

  • @mysticdragonss
    @mysticdragonss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    “Were all in this together, to defeat the Huns”
    Mark starts off by singing a highschool musical song,
    and then ends it with singing a part of a song from mulan?
    I can’t 😂

    • @NotSoProishNoob
      @NotSoProishNoob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I've done that before, like a lot, and it's really frustrating.

    • @thegaynessofbeinggay5344
      @thegaynessofbeinggay5344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate when i fo this

    • @spoonzitm4069
      @spoonzitm4069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s just markiplier culture 😂

    • @turtystomper4207
      @turtystomper4207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I though your picture was hitler

    • @RupertAndCheese
      @RupertAndCheese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thankyou for explaining the joke. It was super obscure, I'm sure a lot of people didn't understand it.

  • @NightLoveStar
    @NightLoveStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Mark: Well, Im running out of options
    Wade: *Jumps in*
    Mark: Well, Im running out of options
    Wade: *Jumps in*
    Mark: Well, Im running out of options

  • @donaldbrewer6677
    @donaldbrewer6677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    14:13 I laughed for two minutes I’ve never heard something more funny than that

    • @MarksBigOlHam
      @MarksBigOlHam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Where is it?” ~Wade Barnes 2019

  • @suklachakma4237
    @suklachakma4237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Now whenever I see an uno video from mark, all I can hear wade screaming "BARBARA"

  • @victorygamer713
    @victorygamer713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    If you didn't see the video before the edit, the moment between 11:22 and 11:23, Bob played a Snoop Dogg song up until mark realized that his video would get copyrighted, which is why there is an awkward moment when Wade said your mom.

    • @CaptainSkullDemon
      @CaptainSkullDemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I was wondering about that. Now I know. I thought it was something horrifying. O__O

    • @haydensmith5712
      @haydensmith5712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh ok thanks

    • @NightLoveStar
      @NightLoveStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Victory Gamer OOOOHHHHHH

    • @pryan37bb
      @pryan37bb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      To clarify further, Bob played a sample of “The Next Episode” in response to Wade’s breakdown. Mark, realizing that Twitch would mute his stream afterwards if he had copyrighted music, shouted “My VOD!” Then the video picks back up and Wade says “Did you say your mom?” and Bob apologizes for playing the music.
      Ironically I figured this out over a year after the fact because the VOD is actually still on his Twitch

  • @gt_beltran42
    @gt_beltran42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    30:21 Bob: Well I was gonna say water slide but EEEEEEeeeeh. You know what's a good fucking color *picks green*
    Mark: Why are we still here, just to suffer?

  • @robodonut8879
    @robodonut8879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    4:59 play at 2 times speed you’ll thank me later

  • @owliviabelly
    @owliviabelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Mark: “I am that smart.”
    Also Mark: _forgets about the timer in front of his face_

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still won though...

    • @The-Average-Noob
      @The-Average-Noob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, this is big brain time!

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smart but forgetful

    • @kombatjenning
      @kombatjenning 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Intelligence is not related to AWARENESS. 😂😂😂

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Mark: "Thou shalt be skipped"
    Me: No
    Mark: No U
    Me: *No U reverse card*

    • @spacedandy4030
      @spacedandy4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate memes

    • @lemonlimeeyeliner7905
      @lemonlimeeyeliner7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spacedandy4030 i'm having trouble believing that

    • @spacedandy4030
      @spacedandy4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lemonlimeeyeliner7905 how so?

    • @LuisLRC
      @LuisLRC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kevin Harness because you watch mark

    • @LuisLRC
      @LuisLRC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kevin Harness and he’s a meme

  • @derekarredondo5563
    @derekarredondo5563 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    30:09 racism lore

  • @rend3ring
    @rend3ring 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Wade: "Yeah, that's called CHRISTMAS."
    Gets me every time

  • @ironencepersonal9634
    @ironencepersonal9634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    "I'm not an angry person"
    ...
    *Literally has a video on his channel called "Markiplier's RAGE Compilation"*

    • @unicorndeath9966
      @unicorndeath9966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's a Cancer. Very emotional. Won't share emotions so they come out in.... Other ways.

    • @catalina1325
      @catalina1325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@unicorndeath9966 im a cancer, that is super true

    • @AzethK
      @AzethK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@unicorndeath9966 You know that month of birth doesn't mean jack about a person's personality right? This whole stuff is full of generic human traits...

    • @aleksasinovic9432
      @aleksasinovic9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AzethK well it actually can be and it is proven by sience

    • @unicorndeath9966
      @unicorndeath9966 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AzethK true but no one can be sure it has no effect whatsoever on who you are as a person. There's no proof it doesn't or does. I chose to believe that it does and it's just fun to see what the zodiac says about you. (But also, Cancers be like that tho)

  • @justsomerandomcrusader7271
    @justsomerandomcrusader7271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    Mark: “I am the nicest person in the world.”
    *Hovers over skip turn card*

    • @thehaikuking8680
      @thehaikuking8680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "I was the nicest one... and you won't even remember..." ~Richtofen/Markiplier 2019

  • @YughioZexle2000
    @YughioZexle2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love that mark acknowledged the E meme at 19:54

    • @LabyrinthFunkinDev
      @LabyrinthFunkinDev 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Irrelevant, I know, but…
      That number is *_n i c e_*

    • @that_tall_guy7437
      @that_tall_guy7437 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is kinda nice

  • @beep_machine8027
    @beep_machine8027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Mark: I'm gonna take you to school!
    Me in 2019: Nooooo
    Me in 2020: Please do! I'm so lonely!

    • @slasherchild5871
      @slasherchild5871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me in 2021: Haven't been in school for 2 years and have been a hermit in my apartment

    • @roll79faraz59
      @roll79faraz59 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i am so lonely,BROKEN ANGEL

  • @junkyardgrrrl
    @junkyardgrrrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    "explain why its wades fault"
    okay so. wade switchdd cards with bwaaah and gave bwaaah the red he needed to win the game. so good job WADE.

    • @xx_loer_nightcor3_xx128
      @xx_loer_nightcor3_xx128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lolitaaa - it wades fault Bc he threatened to eat bwah’s children

    • @stephenseltzer5849
      @stephenseltzer5849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he forgot to grab the cards to hurt bwaaah

  • @thestrianofficial7187
    @thestrianofficial7187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Mark: We're all in this together...
    Also Mark: To defeat, the huns...
    *visible confusion*

    • @xgage24
      @xgage24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Foreseen mashup aproaches

  • @AisKe3104
    @AisKe3104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    30:10 - 30:28.. By far the absolute best sequence, from Bob’s aggression to Marks face. Perfection.

  • @mau_ghxst
    @mau_ghxst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The whole bit from 16:11 kills me every goddamn time

  • @anoja31
    @anoja31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Doesn't matter if it's not Barbara, Wade has a problem with any bot lmaoo

    • @Ashley80005
      @Ashley80005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      anoja31 Noooo....He really hates Barbara, trust me.😂

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bwah and mark immediately started screwing him over, and he surprisingly didn't scream immediately.
      Weird choice of words but I'm sticking to it

    • @badasscrusader
      @badasscrusader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its probably just Barbra in disguise

    • @alexanderelderhorst2107
      @alexanderelderhorst2107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean he's a bot so he knows it's a 50/50 against the bot, meaning he easily gets humiliated by them. Makes perfect sense.

    • @bloodlobster
      @bloodlobster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Evelynn Brannon lmao

  • @HoanTraker11
    @HoanTraker11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2739

    Me: sees Mark upload another UNO video
    Me: *_aw shit, here we go again._*

    • @andreeamosescu6566
      @andreeamosescu6566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "YoU riGhT"

    • @leftleginleftlegout
      @leftleginleftlegout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like uno

    • @drakan4769
      @drakan4769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes, I agree

    • @shannon2906
      @shannon2906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ilyich Dzhugashvili you’re proud of yourself aren’t you

    • @S3AF04M
      @S3AF04M 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *plays buttercup by jack strauber*

  • @unknownperson1400
    @unknownperson1400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:52 when bob said those words all I can imagine is some one from a really old movie saying that.

  • @pogmasterv3714
    @pogmasterv3714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:03 lixian is making his remix song of marks voice and forgets to edit it out

  • @chelsea4843
    @chelsea4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    "Bwaaah I will eat your children"
    "That's a weird insult"
    "I'm hungry so-"

    • @redxyclone332
      @redxyclone332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Looks like it's
      FBI OPEN UP

    • @nine-tees9491
      @nine-tees9491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep. That is what they said..

    • @UKn0wUlove
      @UKn0wUlove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lonely Pluto XD they were saying that it’s what they said in the vid xd

    • @donnaclark8079
      @donnaclark8079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rabbit is good, it’s very tasty

    • @geckosgotgames3283
      @geckosgotgames3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its kind of funny, i never thought id see the photo of one of my dungeons and dragons characters anywhere else than in my phone for representation.

  • @ihampake
    @ihampake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Mark: *gets three 3s*
    Everyone else: Oh I have 3s too
    Mark: *Proceeds to win*

    • @XLOverkill
      @XLOverkill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everyone: iHampake profile pic.

  • @EnderTheGal853
    @EnderTheGal853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:55 this part is so funny, mark deliberately doesn’t let wade win but purposely gives bob a win when he could have one himself.

  • @FusionCyborg
    @FusionCyborg ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:55 Markiplier has a perfect game (Doesn't draw a single card the entire round.).

  • @rayplaysgamesrpg7233
    @rayplaysgamesrpg7233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Actually fun fact: The Rabbids were ALSO Rayman characters. However you can say they received the Minions treatment. They got really popular that they became their own series.

    • @exulqnsis_111
      @exulqnsis_111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yup 👌👌👌

    • @exulqnsis_111
      @exulqnsis_111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wolfineon yeah

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well to be fair the rabbids are actually funny

    • @mixwidman5458
      @mixwidman5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They took over the franchise until Origins, then they budded off into a new monstrosity.

    • @trypptrapp266
      @trypptrapp266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, I remember Rayman: Raving Rabbits

  • @mmopronick7443
    @mmopronick7443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    22:57 I feel like bob just released 3 years of insanity in one noise.

    • @bee4123
      @bee4123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MMOPro Nick under appreciated comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ammarhanif1993
      @ammarhanif1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      A few seconds later, Wade released even more insanity in one sound.

    • @mmopronick7443
      @mmopronick7443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ammarhanif1993 wade was doing an impression, bob actually scared me the first time.

    • @historyliker
      @historyliker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @lives8767
      @lives8767 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MMOPro Nick lel

  • @lucifer6028
    @lucifer6028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    11:10 how to ruin friendships

  • @captainrogers3849
    @captainrogers3849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Almost two years later and I finally realize that at 6:40 under the word “car” it says “Mark2702”

    • @WRLDOfSad
      @WRLDOfSad 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Real

  • @unknownexe-ip9sb
    @unknownexe-ip9sb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Me: *sees new uno video *
    Me: Oh, a new episode of "Everyone hates Wade"!

    • @josh1216
      @josh1216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Uno is "The Bot Hates Wade", "Everyone Hates Wade" is Monopoly. (Which they should play again soon...)

    • @jamiebroughton3310
      @jamiebroughton3310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Much approve

    • @ellotheregovna401
      @ellotheregovna401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “everyone hates wade” and “wade hates everyone”

  • @whitewolf152
    @whitewolf152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    10:55
    Top 10 Anime Betrayals
    (Also the time that Wade wanted to murder Mark)

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    15:35
    Mark and wades laughter perfectly synced

  • @kodered59
    @kodered59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    28:45
    "Fuuunnnny joke"
    Game Grumps Reference.

  • @dementodoc
    @dementodoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    "Hey remember when I used to do..things.."
    - Bob
    God that quote brung tears.

  • @TheMegaxPlus
    @TheMegaxPlus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    15:59
    The chance of someone getting all 5 cards is approximately 1/243 or 0,4%!

    • @Lanoira13
      @Lanoira13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Thank you for sharing this information with the rest of us. You're a hero to your people.

    • @alexmarquez6531
      @alexmarquez6531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      𝕀 𝕊𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃 𝔸ℕ 𝕌ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝℝ𝔸𝕋𝔼𝔻 ℂ𝕆𝕄𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕋

    • @ElusiveLion741
      @ElusiveLion741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Perfect lol

    • @mushroomlover479
      @mushroomlover479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just reading that was too much math😂

    • @inji9426
      @inji9426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think you mean 1/1024.
      Yes, I know I'm a smartass. I don't care XD

  • @Shalkeyer
    @Shalkeyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    19:24 Wade's battle cry

  • @stay_heisendrated
    @stay_heisendrated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:31 That's Called Cristmas

  • @brielleneels1130
    @brielleneels1130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Wade: You guys ever had a finger go numb for like 4 straight days??

  • @RhizomeRoots
    @RhizomeRoots 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Mark: when’s the last time we played Rabbids?
    Mark, 5 seconds later: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      More fitting for Bob tbh. "Y-You guys playing UNO over there? I wanna play too"

    • @vinyltnt3094
      @vinyltnt3094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Back in nam, we played uno rabbits! One of the hardest things we ever did, facing against the Bwaahs!

    • @Nightmare77_Games
      @Nightmare77_Games 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to know more

    • @silverraxtus9622
      @silverraxtus9622 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @awefawef awefawef Dis depressing...
      This IS MARKIPLIER! Not depress everybody.

  • @emmasullivan2274
    @emmasullivan2274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:02 - *_M i nt_*
    1:22 - "You guys quit jerking each other off over there?"
    2:45 - "Hey what happened to my hand?"
    3:27 - "Oh you butt bottle jar.":
    4:31 - "That was my twern!"
    4:44 - "CAN I PLEASE HAVE A TURN?!" *"NO!"*
    4:59 "Listen, Bob" song
    5:49 "That was all your fault Wade"
    6:11 - "Did you just read shirt as c-heart?"
    6:44 - "You should see a doctor"
    7:15 - Mark trying his best to sing HSM
    7:56 - Wade putting cards in his pants
    8:13 - Wade getting +10
    10:23 - Mark starts screwing Wade and Bob
    10:55 - Mark reversing it to Bob
    11:20 - "You say your mom?"
    12:07 - The Christmas debacle
    13:03 - "bwah i sweAR TO GOD!!!"
    13:44 - "Bwah's going to be punished"
    13:57 - "Are you fuckin my pancakes?"
    15:14 - "suck my hand, bwah"
    15:33 - "I'm a french horse!"
    15:55 - "I have some concerns about the fairness of this game..."
    17:18 - Bob getting pissed about Uno's announcement
    17:59 - "I'll be here with my french whores!"
    18:42 - "...the sound of footsteps walking away"
    18:58 - "Hello German prostitute"
    19:51 - E
    20:56 - "I had the most cards!"
    21:51 - "I FORESAW IT!"
    22:17 - "WHAT DID I DO TO YOU, WADE?!"
    22:50 - Bob jumping in
    23:00 - Wade getting +4
    23:43 - "Alright, well, I'm running out of options..."
    24:34 - "Wait, I have a two, can I just draw a plus on it?"
    24:47 - Bob getting all panicked about Mark
    24:59 - "Wade, I need a favor."
    26:05 - "PHUCK YOU!!!"
    27:23 - "I am that smart."
    27:55 - Bwah getting +5
    28:25 - "Thanks Jesus!"
    28:32 - "Okay, jokes over..."
    29:04 - "that color wAS FIIIIINE!!!"
    29:23 - "That was my only blue..."
    30:22 - "You know what's a good fucking color?!"
    31:14 - "I feel... targeted?"
    31:47 - "Be skipped!!!"
    32:17 - "Pfft, what the shit?"
    32:32 - "You are a asshole"
    33:36 - "Remember when I used to do stuff?"
    34:06 - "You got any aggression you need to take out?"
    34:25 - "BUT NOW IT'S BLUE!!!"
    34:30 - "No thank you"
    34:44 - Bob getting draw bombed?
    35:00 - "You guys ever had a pinkie go numb for four days?"
    36:24 - "Hey, you tricked me!"
    36:44 - "Is it blue?"

  • @tglgamer1005
    @tglgamer1005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:35 Mark and Bob arguing like an old married couple.

  • @evantimm2326
    @evantimm2326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I just realized that Mark's wearing a Who Killed Markiplier shirt

  • @yellowmuthwoom
    @yellowmuthwoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1559

    mark: “we’re all in this together to defeat the huns”
    me: *e x c e l l e n t*

    • @Slick_Gaming6
      @Slick_Gaming6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is that from again?

    • @Anonymous529
      @Anonymous529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Slick_Gaming6 “Mulan”, I think

    • @Slick_Gaming6
      @Slick_Gaming6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Anonymous529 thanks

    • @Floridadian
      @Floridadian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Replace huns with fnia and it will be relivant (dont look it up if you like fnaf.)

    • @PupPupAbawi
      @PupPupAbawi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It’s a mix of high school musical and Mulan

  • @angelwithashotofvodka3005
    @angelwithashotofvodka3005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:36 that was a perfect disappointment sound 10/10 bob or wade whoever was doing that bit

  • @rachelterry5321
    @rachelterry5321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    18:00 Bob sounding like an R-rated, french, mickey mouse

  • @dre...289
    @dre...289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    somebody remix the “listen, bob,” please

  • @Kitsuvet
    @Kitsuvet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    *"Bwaaah, I will eat your Children!"* ~Wade 2019

    • @cameronwathen1007
      @cameronwathen1007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read this right when he said it

    • @Esabelle
      @Esabelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dear heavens, this line...

    • @nobodyknows1330
      @nobodyknows1330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read chicken instead of children xD

    • @mr.toxedia
      @mr.toxedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lost it there XD!