SO MANY NEW TRAPS!! | Half Dead 2 w/ Bob, Wade
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ค. 2019
- Somehow Keanu Reeves gets eaten by an alligator in this video... not sure why we're putting ourselves through these traps again but HERE WE GO!!
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I think we can all appreciate the irony of a man named _Wade_ dying in the water.
i just choked on my food
Almost like a drowned man
Hilarious
WADE IN THE WATER
Now this is advanced humor.
In game cast consists of Walmart Keanu Reeves, off brand Bob Ross, and Mrs Frizzel.
That is soo great said
The perfect trio
Best character roster I've ever witnessed ♡ lol
I'm not the only one who thought Mark just made Mrs. Frizzle XD
After she was sent to jail for child endangerment
"Is that death?" Mark: "I mean it doesn't look like health" - that took me out
Hilariously, as soon as I read your comment, that exact part happened literally a second later
lol ya that cracked me up! When Mark said that all I could think of is "well, fair point" XD
@@mitchellyoung4918 Same!
3:46.
"There's a shoe in here Keanu, if you can dodge the lasers" that sentence taken out of context is the funniest thing
I read this as it was being said that’s never happened to me before
@@ThatBagelWeirdo GUNDHAM PFP
i read "canoe" instead of Keanu
Hello fellow no profiler
1. throws shoe
2. complete and utter chaos
3. screaming
4. giggling
5. repeat
6.profit
Your giving me high expectations
Evolutionaryartist let's all take a minute to remind ourselves that these are grown men doing all that lmao...
Supreme'nt *you're
8. death
Keanu Reeves final last words...
"My movie's in theaters"
I just lost it there.
Final or last, not both
bold of you to assume Keanu Reeves can die
Segue Maserati
Is he gonna die
It's the CUBE
I like how wherever Bob gets scared that Mark if going to die, he just spam says Mark! Mark! Mark!
That and the video-long bit that Wade was Keanu reeves promoting his multitude of John wick movies
WICK CAN NEVER DIE PERMANANTLY!
I love wades willingness to die repeatedly for the memes. Take him far, this will.
Okay, Yoda
@@Lickmo hell yeah
@@Lickmo Peridot??
@@BoomBoomSoup MAXIMUM EFFORT? HELL YEAH!
"Warm, warm safety," Mark says as the fire slowly drains him of health.
Wade when they reached floor 4: *is revived* I can breathe!! I CAN FIGHT!!!!!!!!!! *Immediately jumps into a room filled with aligators*
Is that a reference to King Arthur in the fairly odd parents?
@@deathangel658 ...
Perhaps
Yes angel....yes it is
Mood
* _immediately disintegrates upon touching an alligator's head_ *
*Decades later*
Wade: John Wick 7,438 coming out in theaters soon
That's too much movie hours even for me. I'll buy a bunch tickets I guess.
Plot twist: each movie is only a few seconds long.
I guess we will see in a decade
@@geradosolusyon511 their all short videos on TH-cam and they contribute to a story.
It’s marble Hornets all over again
777 likes.
Wade will be pleased.
I think john wick is going to die in either the next film or the one after. It makes sense from a storytelling standpoint. Even from a future movie possibility. They could have prequals set in his assassin days about his impossible task, or immediately coming up to his impossible task and then bringinf it to a close after a second or third prequal where he does the impossible task. It would be hit or miss, but it could work if done right.
12:19
Wade: *crunched by Croc*
Mark and Bob: *respects sacrifice by laughing*
Crunched by gator
“John Wick 6 hitting theaters next fall”
*jumps into an alligator pit and is immediately eaten alive*
*disintegrated
Mood
And this is why we love Wade
adamc295 Alligators.
Not Incinerators.
Guess there will be no 7
Being that Wade chose to be an effigy of Keanu, he has gained extra lives.
Lol
I love how Bob is always “muyskerm” and Wade is always “LordMinion777” and Mark makes himself like “poopoopeepee” or “balls” or something stupid and random
bum bum :)
because its their steam users
Wade: *Is revived*
Also Wade: *Jumps in an alligator pit with no hesitation*
It was for science!
Keanu: *gets eaten by an alligator*
Keanu: *respawn*
Keanu is immortal confirmed
He also fell into lava. Doubly immortal!
Well, duh! He's The Chosen One, afterall!
@Mr. Al NO! KEANU = ZERO DEATH
SIMPLE MATH EQUATION
and i am kinda of a scientist myself
**clicks video**
**abs all up on my face**
mark: _look at this man_
Olivia Perez u said that twice
Then he turns into FE-man
Olivia Perez: commenting twice
@@Devilcat_Smile how does she have the same amount of likes on both?
iraticman because I liked them both
Respect markiplier for the beautiful woman he is WADE
YEA WADE!😂
Respect Him her idk
SIMP
I love how this comment looks like Gaston is saying this
@@TIREPROD how is that simping?
I just wanna say I love the flash warnings. I’m not a full seizure type of epileptic, but flashes like that can give me migraines and I can get sick. It’s nice to finally see a creator warning people instead of just going on with the video without caring
that’s what I have too!! it took me so long to realize what my migraine triggers were!
10:49
Mark & Bob: *tries to get Wade killed*
door: I'm about to end this mans whole career
@12:00 John Wick 6 confirmed in theaters in the next Fall.
We see in trailers that Keanu Reeves will jump on a pit of alligators and will revive in the a couple of minutes
I was been in this moment when i read your comment
That pun though
No, Keanu wouldn’t respawn. He wouldn’t even die.
11:04
*Wade screams while burning alive in lava*
"Oh, that's not good."
*Wade continues to scream*
*Mark points uselessly*
"MY MOVIE'S IN THEATERS!"
*Wade dies*
GG you guys, lol XD
Yes
Idk I just felt like an over 500-like comment should have more replies and I’m unoriginal
“Alright uhh, John wick 6 Coming to theaters next fall!”
*Fucking dies by alligator*
"I hope there's 5 John Wick movies".
Me too, Bob. Me too.
7*
I would like to like this, but it has 69 likes, FEEL LIKED ANYWAY
Random Momentz you can like it now
There's already a release date for a fourth, so, it doesn't seem that unlikely to me.
“Look at this man. You guys getting the same man?” - Markiplier 2019
Galaxy Doge ho
Lol
*LoL*
*_lOoOoOoOl_*
I love how Mark is really into it roleplaying a woman, the way he handles it so mature and unironically is funny af.
He's has turned into a woman and I'm living for it
I love how Bob calmly says "Oh that's not good." as Wade is drowning in lava before their eyes at 11:07 😂
Oh dude I am a man
Oh yeah I’m a man
Well I am gonna be a f e m a l e
it's "fe-man"
”John wick 6 coming to theaters next fall”
*jumps into a room full of alligators*
"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves and welcome to Jackass!"
The alligators don’t stand a chance
Alternate Title: Mark and Bob making fun of Wade's Keanu Reeves outfit for 23 minutes
I legit watched “Keanu” say John Wick 6 coming next fall then jump to his death 5 times still can’t stop laughing
“ Oh I’m a man”
*Background*
“ i wanna be a snail”
11:05
Wade: *Falls into lava and screams/wails in agony*
Bob: *Stands an watch* "Oh no. Oh thats not good"
That is what happened, yes
"Wade finds a pure death room'
Mark: *Throw a boot!*
20:27 This is my favorite sequence of events, particularly concerning the noises Mark makes.
Why is Mark Mrs.Frizzle.....
I love it.
now i know who mark is!
Mrs. Frizzle, discount Keanu and Bob Ross' cousin twice removed.
@@IcespherePlaysGames stolen comment
"Theres a present in here mark !"
* Distant boom *
0:25 dang, miss Frizzle really let herself go after she lost that bus.
Really? Looks like she got buffer
Isn’t this based off the movie “Cube”
pretty sure
Yeah. Mark literally asked that when they played the first game lol
Yeah, recently watched that and I was SHOOK when I started watching this
Yep
Szandor Kemi eww you came in the comments? Bro, wtf??
I don't even care what they're playing anymore. I just see Mark, Bob, and Wade in a video, I click.
Victor Conway who doesn’t. They’re literally a comedy trio.
“john wick 6 coming to theaters next fall”
famous last words
roba I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING, I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE
@@jcpenney8226 HONEY IF YOU STAY YOU'LL BE FORGIVEN
@@barbararaper6779 NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN STOP ME GOING HOME
All the Killjoys are reuniting......
*sobs*
I see you lying next to me
Wade:*burns to death in lava*
bob:oh well that’s not good
So, we have Keanu Reeves, Afro Samurai, and a Karen.
Sounds like fun
You buffoon you do realize people can have orange hair right? It’s a natural hair color. What’s Karen about that? Also only people on Reddit (braindead people) use the term Karen, so why don’t you delete your comment.
@@wakkjobbwizard Maybe you should speak with Bryce McKenzie's manager...
@@wakkjobbwizard Found the Karen
Streamed Yesterday
Uploaded Today
Am i gonna watch it twice?
You're damn right i am!
Word
12:15
A spoiler for John Wick 6! Avoid at all costs.
You can hear how pissed he got when Bob said that. 1:16
me: *clicks video*
also me, not expecting a weird face: *sees a weird face*
Mark: look at this *man*
already a strange video...
What's really new
Its AJ Styles
Markiplier
Why does it look like Damien. The animation?
Theres 777 likes..
11:33 made me laugh way too hard nice touch Lixian
Mark: *kills wade*
Also Mark: "Keanu!"
12:19
Bob's laugh is just golden when he lost it 😂🤣
NOW THAT'S A MAN !!!
stop objectifying men wade
WHY DO I SEE YOUR COMMENTS ON EVERY VIDEO
@@raphaelmad3485 he’s trying to revive his dead channel through comments
yes link is a real MAN
@Katie Lane go away with your bad talking
i can see this is a truly intellectual video from the quantity of falling knowledge and giant caterpillars.
So much knowledge
Indeed
*Mark starts copying Bob seconds before the 0:50 *
Human intelligence at its finest.
Hey Markimoo fans, how are you?
I wrote huge comments about this, but youtube counts this as spam anyway i think. Can anyone tell me what you think about my latest video? I feel like my channel isn't doing well. That's all. I don't want extra subs or anything. I just wanna make people happy. This message will probably be in the spam box anyway tho lol. Which i understand.
I hope i didn't irritate you tho. Thanks my fellow pink mustachers for taking the time to read this atleast
20:29
That sounds like my grandma laughing at a dad joke... ._.
Why are we all using dots...
19:17 gotta love how keanu dies to ALLIGATORS AGAIN
“Ghost...ghost dead”
*Mark gets locked outside*
“OH HELPHELPHELP”
I like that Mark’s avatar unintentionally looks like Chell from Portal
DataStream also if Mrs. Frizzle went to jail
@@whowouldveth0ught chell frizzle from the magic portal
Peter Marsella exactly!
I’m pretty sure without Permission Slips for all of those “trips” would be illegal on her part
I was thinking the same thing
Mark: throws shoe
Shoe: slides and falls into the lava
Me:😂😂😂
9:41 Wade: Watch me throw a DUUUUUUUUUUU! got me
I'm a simple man, When I see Mark, Bob and Wade I click
Yep you and me both
especially this game
Same
You're a cultured human being
What ever happened to yamimash?
Creators of this game must be big fans of Cube (1997 I think?)
Yeah. Couldn't get that film out of my head watching this.
I feel like they should give more credit
There are even numbers at the bottom of every door, I'm sure it employs a similar system to know whether a room is instant death or not before opening it
11:55
i love that movie and its predecessor cube 2 hypercube
10:59 local men making fun of friend nearly get pushed into lava pit due to antics
19:35 Dude *Big swinging balls*
12:15
"John Wick 6 coming to theatres next Fall"
Oh next fall alright.
This comments underrated
@@lolololoeko-gkspiorgko-wk you're underrated
@@crookedbuns thx i wish you the best if you still are reading this reply
@@lolololoeko-gkspiorgko-wk I wish you all the best too bud
Bob's laugh is the best
Look at this man
-markiplier 2019
(wow, guys! thanks for 70 likes! :D) 11:00 bob: "it's over, wade! we have the high ground!" wade: "you underestimate my power!" mark: "don't try it!"
👌
Mark being happy about wade being revived was my daily dose of wholesome content. Thank you 11:41
Hey mark! Can you guys play Dead By Daylight again please?
Too many traps XD
WE NEED MORE SHOES!!
I love it when they play that
They're the best trio for horror games!
They are tho. They make jokes of everything and they scream.
“NO WADE PLEASE NOT LIKE THIS!!!”
-Markiplier
"SO MANY NEW TRAPS!!"
*Fred Jones wants to know your location*
Timothy McKane Jigsaw wants to know your location
Hello, trap here
The best videos ever have to have Mark, Bob and Wade!
Bob's scream at 9:06 gives me life, as well as his laugh.
Every time he shouted “Keanuuuuuu!!!!!” Killed me 😂😂😂
Keanu Lives!!!
Ok dead channel
@@readyvillains7663 atleast it's a channel that tried.
@@Jaeeden they’re trying to go for big channels and comment and get their bots to like it their comment and hoping people sub to them because of the comment
sure keanu lives and then DIES BY ALLAGATORS
@@readyvillains7663 ok???? That matters why??
I found out that half dead is based on a movie called “Cube” with a terrible sequel called “Cube 2 Hypercube”
Ahh I meet a fellow pyro fan who watched that vid
He said this
There is also a prequel called Cube Zero!
11:33 has me in tears laughing
Finally found the comment. Bob does sound like a chicken when he did that 🤣🤣😂😂😂
John Wick 6 where Keanu Reeves gets eaten by an Alligator **Warning very explicit** 12:16
Rest in piece Jack who was killed off in Season 1 of Half Dead
Mark and Bob: I bet you won’t jump in there.
Wade: Hold my shoes.
Dude I laughed so hard my neighbors woke up that is great!
Got me laughing so hard I hurt myself lol. "Yes Bob, what is the urgency!" ooohhh, this was funny.
Keanu Wade: John Wick 6 coming to theaters next fall
**Falls in and Dies**
Me: You mean that fall?
Keanu Wade XD
Bob:obsessed with footwear
Mark:doesn't want to be objectified
Wade:is breathtaking
Me:"QUALITY CONTENT"
hotel:trivago
11:33 it caught me so off guard I choked on my drink
12:12 "Oh we'll hold your shoes, don't you... are you really gonna do this? Are you... are you really actually-" Bob
"STOP LOOKING AT MY NIPPLES!"
.....and that's basically how all of 2019 been.
ok
Are you like 6?
I disagree.
OH HELLL YEEAAAHHHH A BRAND NEW COLLAB EPISODEEEEEEEEE
Makes me so happy to see more videos of the bros
Jack was too busy playing minecraft to join
“First thing you say out of your words”
- mark
Thanks for the warning with the screen flash. While I'm not photosensitive, you're bound to have fans who are and that's a really good thing to add.
Alexander Elderhorst add to the list of why Lixan’s a really good editor
@@trenchfpe I knooow I'm so fond of him! It's so cool how he shows where things are, too. It really helps me understand what's going on.
Markie-moo is a selfless being who cares deeply for his fans. We shall love him to the very end. All hail the mighty Markie-moo.
thecouchtripper that’s not really fair. people with photosensitive epilepsy should be able to enjoy youtube videos too. warnings make stuff more accessible
Bob: Are you a 1000 ft tall?
Mark: *yes*
*Tallest man and TH-camr ever lived on Earth*
xRuby Xurax Peppa pig is shooketh
20:20 offbrand Snow Meiser
4:30 Bob's little scream of terror 😂
To be fair, Wade reminded me more of Tommy Wiseau than Keanu Reeves.
oh hi mark
The Room!!
Mark and Bob: **try to do it without Wade multiple times**
Wade: …**wins**
Marks female looks like Mel from "Portal stories: Mel"
True
21:19 Are you safe Mark? I think the fires still hitting you there.
Mark: *This is fine.*
me: the whole floor is lava, it would be dumb to check for traps
mark: *throws shoe in lava*
I love how the first 3 minutes it's just
Bob and Wade: *looking at bewbs*
Mark: *telling them to respect wamen*
Kagami Hamasaki 😆! Same 😆. That was so funny 😂
This game reminds me of "Cube" 1997.
That is what the game is based off, so the fact it reminds you of that is a good thing.
Because it’s a complete rip off of it. The game doesn’t even reference the movie, which is really lame.
Bob the Distressed Chicken 😂
There few minutes of this video and I'm already laughing so hard by mark reaction to this 1:21
XD at least I'm not the only one that laugh at this
@Connman18 lmaooo
This video sure made me feel good. I came to this right after watching his “Watch this if you feel down” video. I feel slightly better now. Thanks as always mark for making me not feel alone.
I hope everything is alright with you and hopefully you sont feel down for long. Feeling sad once in a while is good but not all the time. But I hope you feel happy soon especially with watching Mark's videos:)
The idea basically is that he never uploads it for one or two specifically. Even though he says he cares about each one of us. He uploads it for us to enjoy. We are like his family.