Google Translate Sings: "Go the Distance" from Hercules

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  • @thefutureisqueer3899
    @thefutureisqueer3899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    *realizes I'm a god*
    *decides to stay on the couch and be comfortable*

    • @Lefty61935
      @Lefty61935 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't Mind Me :0

    • @peridotchild457
      @peridotchild457 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't Mind Me Well in the original myth Zeus had cheated on Hera with a mortal lady, so technically he was a demigod who got turned into a god, but this video was still beautiful.😂

    • @naomimather5344
      @naomimather5344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I probably do the same I mean why would I go save the world when I could just binge watch all my favorite shows?

    • @winter5361
      @winter5361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Naomi Mather cuz you're not immortal yet.

    • @Lichen8404
      @Lichen8404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't Mind Me hey now he can be comfy on the couch forever.

  • @msguild
    @msguild 7 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    The Twelve Procrastinations of Hercules

    • @Yruak99
      @Yruak99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your comment just made my day 🤣🤣

    • @laurenquinn4716
      @laurenquinn4716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SO TRUE

    • @歐悠-y1n
      @歐悠-y1n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yaas

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Eh, the stables are already totally filthy, what's one more day?" "That lion just ate someone, so surely it isn't hungry right _now_..." "If those golden apples make you live forever, do I really have to pick them TODAY?" :P

    • @Edward-cb5fc
      @Edward-cb5fc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Going to the underworld will be easier when I die. I’ll just wait.

  • @kitkatmuffin
    @kitkatmuffin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2265

    This is what all Greek Mythology nerds hear when they see Hercules and not Heracles.

    • @virginiarailfannoah5415
      @virginiarailfannoah5415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I'm a Greek Mythology nerd!

    • @alicato7083
      @alicato7083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      #GreekGeek

    • @loonyludy8580
      @loonyludy8580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That was me

    • @annbreyfogle9212
      @annbreyfogle9212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      the romans called him hercules, and it makes more sense, "glory of Hera" is a dumb name for him, Hera HATES hercules/heracles

    • @TragicTortellini
      @TragicTortellini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That was me, until I also got interested in Roman mythology and learned it was fine, as long as people don’t mix them up.

  • @Anis3
    @Anis3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1865

    I love that this translation somehow made sense

    • @ethan-kt9tv
      @ethan-kt9tv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      yea besides the Russia part

    • @cannonfodderdk2300
      @cannonfodderdk2300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      No! The Russian part makes PERFECT sense!
      They. Hack, EVERYBODY! ^^

    • @pusheen509
      @pusheen509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's like saying "It always makes sense, but it doesn't"

    • @hokton8555
      @hokton8555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ethan-kt9tv hes a russian pregnant girl called hillary whos lazy and smokes

    • @KUROMIFYTHEEARTH
      @KUROMIFYTHEEARTH ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea

  • @highwizardgayass4780
    @highwizardgayass4780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    "I'm going!"
    *1 second later*
    "I can leave!"
    My school life in a nutshell.

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think YOUR school life was A LOT weirder than that.
      *deletes everyone but your love*

    • @crystalocelot1641
      @crystalocelot1641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeeeeeet

    • @AngelicWitch13
      @AngelicWitch13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just Monika lol

    • @sauce5066
      @sauce5066 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s my home life

  • @gh03t_
    @gh03t_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2710

    "I'm GoInG!!"
    *Thank you*
    "I cAn LeAvE!!"
    *HERCULES nO!!!*
    Basically my life 😂😅

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    "I'm tired of my way! I can not go!"
    Mondays.

    • @dmacgregor8981
      @dmacgregor8981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That was me today I feel back to sleep after they alarm. ... hear my mum come up the stairs. ..
      Yep I'm dead .... happy days ...

    • @cathybulger2781
      @cathybulger2781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I need my food jon

    • @insertepicusernamehere1040
      @insertepicusernamehere1040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol true. Dats meh

    • @OneDotLeader
      @OneDotLeader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      999th likeeeeeeee you deserve this

    • @breadandcheese0
      @breadandcheese0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m ur 1000th like uwu

  • @Girlcatlove1524
    @Girlcatlove1524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1669

    “I don’t want to” Hercules you lazy bum xD

  • @leoyori9829
    @leoyori9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Plot twist: Hercules knew about self-isolation and decided to stay home instead of going out to the store

    • @weirdoweekly6243
      @weirdoweekly6243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      definitely

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@uynayz9157 you are correct

    • @spoingle
      @spoingle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Except it's the store where you buy immortality

    • @Riatheriichu
      @Riatheriichu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Hillary

    • @DelicateYuri970
      @DelicateYuri970 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Um... 666th like- y-you're welcome? Maybe? 😅😂😂

  • @notTatlyn
    @notTatlyn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1665

    I am going- I CAN LEAVEEE
    *walking into class late and everyone stares at you*

    • @Broadwaygirl1
      @Broadwaygirl1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WillowedSoulz AJ YESSSSS

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *_YESSSSSSS(🐍?)_*

    • @misssupercookie2011
      @misssupercookie2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This entire song is me in uni

    • @sinimeg
      @sinimeg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SwiftsMorrison And me in my Uni too xD

    • @anormalman9280
      @anormalman9280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Willowedsolsz,you deserve a medal, SOMEONE GIVE THIS PERSON A MEDAL

  • @jimfishnteeth5217
    @jimfishnteeth5217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "IM GOING"
    "THANKYOU"
    "I CAN LEAVE"
    "NO NO WAIT"
    "I CAN WALK AWAY"
    "NNNOOOOOO"

    • @lunaandrine8567
      @lunaandrine8567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ghibli Jilli I really did like those responses

  • @ceridwenaeradwr8105
    @ceridwenaeradwr8105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Hercules: "I can walk away!"
    Zeus: "NO!"

  • @misssupercookie2011
    @misssupercookie2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    "My time is very important"
    "Well aren't you special?"
    BEST PART

    • @youtubecat1658
      @youtubecat1658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IKR!

    • @ebonyofthestars
      @ebonyofthestars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My favourite parts are the whole "I can do it. I will walk away/I can leave" parts

    • @rileyd593
      @rileyd593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have been seeing you everywhere.

    • @asedyfserpetnia6587
      @asedyfserpetnia6587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      to be fair hercules is actually a god, so his time is absolutely important

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    Plot:
    Hercules is antisocial and doesn't want to leave the house. But his helicopter dad keeps trying to make him.
    He tried changing his name to Hillary, but it didn't help.

    • @ethan-kt9tv
      @ethan-kt9tv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      lol true

    • @trevorheartnina
      @trevorheartnina 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      A helicopter dad wouldn't mind their child staying home away from danger.

    • @heartgold-studios5241
      @heartgold-studios5241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Anti-social? ya mean A-social.

    • @vi9486
      @vi9486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Salory 2 you don't need to explain. We all know...

    • @cylexia
      @cylexia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or maybe he has multiple personality disorder

  • @echoplots8058
    @echoplots8058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I just love how it consequently and convincingly turned Hercules into a lazy procrastinator.
    This has to be the most sense that google translate ever made.

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It did manage to tell a semi-coherent story with Be Prepared/Preparation.

  • @Amethyst341
    @Amethyst341 7 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    I love how Hercules is a moody teenager and how Zeus is like “DO THIS!” And the teens like “NOOO That’s to much work I wanna stay on the couch and eat my millet”

    • @shototodoroki4067
      @shototodoroki4067 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hotaru3410 that is so me 😂

    • @vi9486
      @vi9486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hotaru3410 TRUUUEEE😂😂😂

  • @rinisdovah
    @rinisdovah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    “Time for email!”
    “Now is not the time for this.”
    “I DESERVE THIS.”

  • @augureydragon
    @augureydragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Warning: Do not drink anything while watching this video, and definitely don’t cuddle up in bed while drinking something and watching this video. It will get everywhere. I learned that the hard way.

    • @spoingle
      @spoingle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol same

    • @marleinasmom
      @marleinasmom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also, pee BEFORE you watch.

    • @roibiiin
      @roibiiin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I... I drank while watching this... my everything is fine though...

    • @robbymounce2676
      @robbymounce2676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marleinasmom AND BEFORE YOU READ THIS COMMENT! 🤣 rofl!!!!!!!!!!¡

    • @asher_delphi976
      @asher_delphi976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I watched it in the bathroom which is good because I laughed way too much and nearly peed my pants

  • @faustuscashews8434
    @faustuscashews8434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    I Can Go the Distance: Motivation! Onwards! Goals! Go the distance!
    This version: what dat

  • @brooklynhayes8625
    @brooklynhayes8625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    My life:
    I am going...
    NOW I CAN LEAVE
    *hercules no*

  • @jagp135
    @jagp135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Video: Hercules, son of Hera and Zeus
    Autocaptions: Please, son of *HAROLD* and *SOOS*

    • @veeamazingtv3994
      @veeamazingtv3994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      GRAVITY FALLS SOOS?

    • @Zaarin1
      @Zaarin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, it's nice to know things worked out with Melody. :P

    • @sanityidontknowher5057
      @sanityidontknowher5057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hera is actually not his real mother, only the wife of Zeus, his real mother is a mortal

    • @malachimejias1567
      @malachimejias1567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good thing they left that one out. Poor hera.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@malachimejias1567 Yeah they weren't going to include Zeus's rampant adultery in the Disney version.

  • @WyxienTheFox
    @WyxienTheFox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "I'm going! I can leave!"
    "I will want to! I can walk away!"
    This is literally me.

  • @137frogsinatrenchcoat4
    @137frogsinatrenchcoat4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Hercules in this is basically just a rebellious teenager who is taking none of Zues's crap.

    • @ambrosia9185
      @ambrosia9185 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SolarStreak *Zeus's

  • @Varient
    @Varient 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Hercules: "Hillary, Me! " Zeus: "You're not Hillary...." a few notes later: "Yes I AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!"

    • @umalazoff4
      @umalazoff4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Complete with a middle finger 😂

    • @anyathewildchild4400
      @anyathewildchild4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love Spider-Man blankets!!!

    • @umalazoff4
      @umalazoff4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anyathewildchild4400 that’s random lol

    • @christiandelcarmen1278
      @christiandelcarmen1278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@umalazoff4 they're using google translate as well

    • @umalazoff4
      @umalazoff4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@christiandelcarmen1278 google translate comes up with such stuff 🤣

  • @maristrelle
    @maristrelle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    Omg these new lyrics actually match a modern greek teenager and I can confirm cuz I am one XD

    • @amyleighton
      @amyleighton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      *мαяу кιтту* is your name Hillary by any chance

    • @maristrelle
      @maristrelle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Kittencorn nope , sorry ;;

    • @amyleighton
      @amyleighton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *мαяу кιтту* lol 😂

    • @thestoopidiot870
      @thestoopidiot870 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      +*мαяу кιтту*
      LOL!!!
      If you also happened to be a teenage demigod that is capable of lifting things way heavier than 10 times your own mass you could actually confirm how modern Hercules would react! XD

    • @TheAnimegirl300
      @TheAnimegirl300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It really dose lol ^-^

  • @auroramoon_draws16
    @auroramoon_draws16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1415

    Me as a protagonist in Disney

    • @user-dw6zg5fc5t
      @user-dw6zg5fc5t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I would be your side kick who wants to do the same as you

    • @DarlingDevil4691
      @DarlingDevil4691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same xD

    • @digipainthero2577
      @digipainthero2577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And I would be the person to try and get you out there but I would then join you

    • @jkbutterfly3142
      @jkbutterfly3142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I would be the antagonist!

    • @digipainthero2577
      @digipainthero2577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jkbutterfly3142 You're trying to make us do stuff

  • @durdleduc8520
    @durdleduc8520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “Thanks, I can’t do that”
    - when my teacher assigns an essay

  • @oswinaltava
    @oswinaltava 7 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    The sass from Hercules and Zeus in this...this is what it would have been like if Hades had written it

    • @navithefairyyy
      @navithefairyyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah

    • @annebird9195
      @annebird9195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Snowfly Marie THANK YOU!! IM ALWAYS TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE HADES ISNT THE BAD GUY.

  • @jvgfhftdrhdrgtfhtf
    @jvgfhftdrhdrgtfhtf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "They often smoke"
    Ahem!
    "It is free."
    IT'S A FREE COUNTRY

  • @jamestravers6665
    @jamestravers6665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    So
    Teenage Rebellion the musical? With a surprise twist that the protagonist is a trans girl? Love it

  • @evie4342
    @evie4342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2206

    _Thanks. I _*_can't_*_ do that._
    me, doing homework for classes

    • @CeruleanSeal
      @CeruleanSeal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Two Ahoges Too Many Your profile pic and name make me unreasonably happy.

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Another DrV3 fan I see.
      I love your profile picture and name.

    • @colewilliams652
      @colewilliams652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Two Ahoges Too Many same

    • @casualantisocial6030
      @casualantisocial6030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      (Initiates Monokuma laugh as I fall through the imaginary ceiling into the comment.)
      yeah uh
      that's very accurate for me
      and Danganronpa is the reason why

    • @tyrexisaurus_rex5160
      @tyrexisaurus_rex5160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I recognize your name! You make danganronpa vids that I enjoy (I've done the subscribing to you already ;)

  • @TheViolaBuddy
    @TheViolaBuddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    This is probably the most "coherent" one yet, with a very clear story of Hercules just really NOT wanting to do anything. Every line (except, perhaps, "when I see my Russia") can be interpreted in that way.

    • @AlexKnauth
      @AlexKnauth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

    • @chevaldarsaut3770
      @chevaldarsaut3770 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I am pregnant?

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Maybe he means ''Russia'' as in his secret vodka stash?
      Am I being overly stereotypical here?

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And maybe he's using pregnancy as an excuse to not do anything?... uh..

    • @TheViolaBuddy
      @TheViolaBuddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Save the Earth? (...) Thanks, (but) I can't do that."

  • @censorduck
    @censorduck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    This sounds like me if I was going to be hercules.

  • @poppydawg
    @poppydawg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    “You’re not Hillary!?”
    “Oh my god! Yes I am”
    Omg I died 😂🤣

    • @neko6656
      @neko6656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad I'm not the only one

    • @Luck4Fel
      @Luck4Fel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As soon as I found your comment she said that

  • @DanielCoz
    @DanielCoz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    That last note was gold! Amazing as always Malinda!

    • @hellothing
      @hellothing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i counted 13 seconds... wow

    • @zahrabasiri7784
      @zahrabasiri7784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I watched this video thousands of times but didn't notice you commented. Sorry!(smiles sheepishly)Btw i love your videos Daniel!

  • @toastykwee9030
    @toastykwee9030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I was watching this as I was brushing my teeth, and every time she walked away from her destiny, I would spit out my toothpaste and burst into a sudden laugh
    “I can walk away”
    Zeus: NOOO
    Me: *spits onto mirror*

    • @Nugget827
      @Nugget827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uno reverse I can't walk away zeus yeeees mirror spits at you

    • @irismeyer9143
      @irismeyer9143 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That part played right as I read this comment

  • @GriffinPilgrim
    @GriffinPilgrim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Motivation song to slacker anthem. You've outdone yourself Google Translate.

  • @sbrown7417
    @sbrown7417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    0:54
    *realizes she is no longer expecting*
    *shrugs it off*

    • @royrants8974
      @royrants8974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She probably realized it was a food baby that got aborted once she started running about 😂

  • @eunie4276
    @eunie4276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    The actual version: Wow! Let's go on a mission where we will save the world! Yay! Let's do it now!
    This version: Actually I kinda wanna stay at home.
    We sung this once in my school choir. I sang the really high part and luckily I didn't die.

    • @opticalyoutube5597
      @opticalyoutube5597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I hope your voice was okay! It's a little hard to hit high notes, and can hurt your voice box if you strain too much.

    • @microbialdoormat
      @microbialdoormat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You sang the original or the translated one?

    • @daliah8883
      @daliah8883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish we sang this song in choir.

    • @princessibanez6993
      @princessibanez6993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      O8

    • @idkwhattonameme3860
      @idkwhattonameme3860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I sang the original song when I graduated from elementary school

  • @jessg6875
    @jessg6875 7 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Hercules as a rebel teen.

  • @raminybhatti5740
    @raminybhatti5740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "I'm like myself." So profound.

  • @sarcastixfoxdragon6166
    @sarcastixfoxdragon6166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1996

    Hercules, instead of going on his journey, stays at home in a period of self-evaluation, at the end of which he changes his name to Hillary and starts answering to female pronouns. Instead of becoming a god, Hercules became a transgender woman.

    • @GhostGlitch.
      @GhostGlitch. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Yup, that's my interpretation too

    • @tylerm6453
      @tylerm6453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      And a weed smoking hippie

    • @thedarkoverlordofall
      @thedarkoverlordofall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Also he-now known as she-is CONSTANTLY fighting with her parents over the fact she doesn’t have a job and smokes weed all day.

    • @tombarter3287
      @tombarter3287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @manuekhuntyk2563
      @manuekhuntyk2563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Help LGBT rights in Ancient Greece. Hercules, now Hillary, the symbol that even demigods can be trans. Go Hillary!!! And Zeus came out as bi, with the help of his daughter. Go LGBT Greek people!

  • @fardifaalam605
    @fardifaalam605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1957

    So, I think the story goes like this;
    Hercules died during his childhood, and Zeus needed someone to be his child, specifically his son. That's why, he adopts a girl of 21st century, who probably is clever (the reason why Zeus chose her).
    Somehow, the girl doesn't have any memory of her original life, and decides to live as Hercules.
    The more she grew, the more she became curious about herself.
    Time skip to when she's now a young adult, who smokes, and pretends to be pregnant for fun (Zeus doesn't approve it, as he doesn't want her to know her true identity). Of course, as a modern person, she spends her time on E-mail, and wants to produce energy but also making sure to save the environment. Sadly, she couldn't acquire much of the land she needed.
    When she was asked to go on a journey, she decided to see a little bit of the forest and returned. The second time she went there, she explored the forest, and it spooked her, but also helped to regain memory, as it must've been a place she once was familiar with. Thus, she finally remembered she's Hillary.

    • @lovatoAJ
      @lovatoAJ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yasssss

    • @sabrinakirchner242
      @sabrinakirchner242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love that so much!!!!!

    • @shototodoroki4067
      @shototodoroki4067 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lololololololool 😆

    • @RainbowEssence-c3w
      @RainbowEssence-c3w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Omg haha, you should write a short story!

    • @claudiamajor307
      @claudiamajor307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fardifa Alam Perfect way of making this version into a story. XD

  • @GibbyCat
    @GibbyCat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    I would love to see this character as a protagonist.

    • @THE_VOID_14
      @THE_VOID_14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz

    • @tyffani9931
      @tyffani9931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Minus the smoking and faking pregnancy.

    • @rayshiotile9487
      @rayshiotile9487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tyffani9931 no that is integral

    • @datjasminecat
      @datjasminecat ปีที่แล้ว +2

      millet man

  • @prinespia3558
    @prinespia3558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This is basically Hercules refusing and pissing Zeus off. XD

  • @aim-to-misbehave5674
    @aim-to-misbehave5674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Now *this* is more like what would happen if an absent father started ordering his teenage son around.

    • @laurenquinn4716
      @laurenquinn4716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ikr

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      aim-to-misbehave The truth behind this statement though! I can definitely relate.

    • @lemurlover7975
      @lemurlover7975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep or daughter ;) with absent father

  • @thetrashghost21
    @thetrashghost21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1993

    "I'M GOING!"
    "THANK YOU!"
    "I CAN LEAVE!"
    "NO, NO WAIT!"
    My sides are officially in orbit.

  • @bluerose3670
    @bluerose3670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Hercules: I will want to, I can walk away!
    Zeus: NOOOOOO!
    I'm ded 😂

  • @honeyblade9024
    @honeyblade9024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    'MY TIME IS VERY IMPORTANT!' "Well, aren't you special."

  • @toastycat7738
    @toastycat7738 7 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    i can relate more to this Hercules than the original one XD

  • @superhyperdan3827
    @superhyperdan3827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Hercules This is not the time"
    Yeah this not the millenia

  • @zoed2478
    @zoed2478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    "Expecting" "Hercules!!"

    • @josiahhigginson4112
      @josiahhigginson4112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I mean... it's not the weirdest thing in the Greek pantheon, by far.

    • @blacklion8307
      @blacklion8307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Didn't Zeus impregnate a stone or something? Anyway, he can hardly judge his son for being a playboy, given his own agenda.

    • @Wignut
      @Wignut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's some Tumblr shit right there.

    • @blacklion8307
      @blacklion8307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Gods are anthropomorphic concepts. They do not care for human rules of biology. I wish to point out that Athena was born out of Zeus' face.

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BlackLion Not to mention Aphrodite was born from his you know what from his you know where hitting the ocean.

  • @potatoesbutmashed2002
    @potatoesbutmashed2002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    So I just finished watching this and what I can understand is that Hercules doesn't want to be a hero, but a pregnant tree nymph.
    Wow.

    • @ALExIA483lovesBLOOD
      @ALExIA483lovesBLOOD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Named Hillary

    • @elisekate3283
      @elisekate3283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hercules also smoked while he was pregnant😁

    • @cnidarianglow1041
      @cnidarianglow1041 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Who wants to find his very own personal Russia.

  • @luhdraws1256
    @luhdraws1256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:31
    -"I'M GOING"
    -"Thank you!!"
    -"I LEAVE!!"
    -"No no WAIT!"
    I love this part xD

  • @neko6656
    @neko6656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3149

    Ok Hercules is apparently a female Russian that is pregnant and is a huge procrastinator with an identity crisis and fears vaingloriousness and power
    Who' name is also Hillary... intresting?

    • @erinnyori6041
      @erinnyori6041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I think she changed her name

    • @pravijarajesh
      @pravijarajesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@erinnyori6041 YUP SHE DID

    • @christiangrrl24
      @christiangrrl24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Okay, this comment made me laugh so hard that I cried.

    • @Vileplume87
      @Vileplume87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And an environmentalist

    • @thewolfgamer571
      @thewolfgamer571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      HILARY CLINTON OMG

  • @claireworthy3096
    @claireworthy3096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Hercules, the edgy adolescent who doesn't do what Zeus says.

  • @abeggarsbazzokasoldier9138
    @abeggarsbazzokasoldier9138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love how stubborn google translate is!
    Like: I am going!, I can leave, I do not care, I will be the same
    Then: I will want to, I can walk away!, Thanks, I can’t do that

  • @sarahchapman532
    @sarahchapman532 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Sounds like Hercules is going through an epically rebellious phase. (Smirk)

    • @saphiriathebluedragonknight375
      @saphiriathebluedragonknight375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think Google Translate got Hercules confused with Kylo Ren.

    • @tesalia660
      @tesalia660 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarah Sears well...too much smoking, maybe that weed's strong XD

  • @enthupysch3796
    @enthupysch3796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "SON OF HERA AND ZEUS!"
    debatable.

    • @elizabethl2331
      @elizabethl2331 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      enthusiasticPsychopath *Percy Jackson fans screaming in the distance*

    • @somedudewatchintv5297
      @somedudewatchintv5297 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      enthusiasticPsychopath for the Disney version it's not.

    • @arynnbeefox3014
      @arynnbeefox3014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know its not ACTUALLY what happens, but this is disney.

    • @enthupysch3796
      @enthupysch3796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I like to imagine disney being like 'Oh yeah lets make a movie about this guy'. Then while doing research on him they all just went "We need some serious editing....."

    • @bluishwolf
      @bluishwolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wouldn't he just be a regular god at that point instead of a demigod?

  • @sensicalabsurdities8352
    @sensicalabsurdities8352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    😅 I love how this one actually has a coherent storyline

    • @lyricaall
      @lyricaall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep, this one actually makes sense 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @linhvu5898
    @linhvu5898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    GTs Hunkules just went from zero to the reality's hero

    • @AzaleyaReid
      @AzaleyaReid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He went from realities hero to absolute zero

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "I do not care. I will be the same. My time is very important. I will never go there. I deserve this. I can walk away. I can't do that."
    *tethers self to tree*

  • @gachajillian8711
    @gachajillian8711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    imagine going for a stroll in the forest and seeing a woman dressed up as Hercules run around singing

  • @fieratheproud
    @fieratheproud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    "Expeeeecting~"
    "HERCULES"
    And the look she gives is just "whachu gonna do about it"
    ...besides, we all know that Zeus isn't exactly innocent himself xkrdckt

    • @Solidfact42
      @Solidfact42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Honestly, with all the shapeshifting the Greek deities were known to do, a pregnant Hercules isn't that out of character...

    • @Star_Dreaming
      @Star_Dreaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      All of Zeus' myths are based around the fact he couldn't keep it in his pants.

    • @ahsokatano9101
      @ahsokatano9101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol no he isn’t!!!

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Star_Dreaming Zeus: well it's hard because so many good looking women

    • @Star_Dreaming
      @Star_Dreaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@seantaggart7382 and animals, according to the myths.

  • @sashaboston3109
    @sashaboston3109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "oh my god" "excuse me?"
    I see whatcha did there

  • @Phoenix-np1iu
    @Phoenix-np1iu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Disney messes up the story of Hercules/Heracles. Google Translate: so, you know what would be fun...? MESSING IT UP EVEN MORE

    • @muffindestroyerr
      @muffindestroyerr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah this is gold its even better then the original
      (opinion)

  • @nicobones9608
    @nicobones9608 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    This kind of reminds me of a moment from a tabletop roleplay I ran. The player characters came across a little girl who was actually some manner of mythical being. She identified herself as one who has given forbidden knowledge to humans over and over. One of the player characters said, "So, you're Prometheus?" The little girl said, "That was one name for me, yes." The player said, "Why did the Greeks picture you as a huge, muscular man?" The girl responded, "Because they pictured everyone as a huge, muscular man. Poor little Hercules..."

    • @achoquenao3719
      @achoquenao3719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nico Bones Thats a character I would like to read about lol

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I want this Tabletop roleplay girl to have her own sitcom.....

    • @dragonofepics7324
      @dragonofepics7324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nico Bones this is amazing. Thanks for sharing this. Wouldn't that have meant though the little girl was chained to a rock where a bird came to eat her liver everyday?

    • @nicobones9608
      @nicobones9608 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, sort of. To expand on it a little, she actually identified herself as the figure who has popped up in mythologies all over the world offering forbidden knowledge. Prometheus, the snake in the Garden of Eden, etc. Her name was Dantalion (a demon of legend who offers forbidden knowledge), and she claims that none of the myths really got the story right. She was also a quasi-villain in that campaign.

    • @nicobones9608
      @nicobones9608 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Furthermore, I should note, this roleplay was a post-apocalyptic game. In the year 2020 the world was overrun with demons, spewing forth from the mouths of Hell itself. Human civilization was crushed in a fortnight, and now only remnants of mankind are left over. She was a lesser demon lord.

  • @pearlbirdmom2638
    @pearlbirdmom2638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "I love email!" *Now is not the time* "I deserve this!" Those two lines went so well together XD. Could you do some Steven Universe songs please?

    • @KaylaKasel
      @KaylaKasel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pearl Bird Mom She did a Steven Universe, in case you haven't seen it yet.

    • @pearlbirdmom2638
      @pearlbirdmom2638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kayla Lee I did. I just wanted her to do more.

    • @astraljynxx
      @astraljynxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WE ARE CRYSTAL JEWELRY
      (from the su vid)

    • @sunshineespeon517
      @sunshineespeon517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More Steven Universe ones would be great but I'm already dying inside at how Google Translate will inevitably butcher such beautiful music. I'm torn!

    • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown4745
      @staycgirlsitsgoingdown4745 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Porl

  • @weareallbronies9031
    @weareallbronies9031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:48
    That part is actually really beautifully sung. You have a very lovely voice.

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I love how all the sentences fit in perfectly to turn Hercules lazy. I would watch a parody video which had a Hercules with this personality.

  • @miyatheanimedragon6692
    @miyatheanimedragon6692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    ( *flips off Zeus*)
    Well....what a way to end that song, XD

  • @Xen.Syn06
    @Xen.Syn06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    IM GOING
    THANK YOU
    I CAN LEAVE
    NO WAIT
    well school has invaded TH-cam

  • @Nargon46
    @Nargon46 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Hercules, the Millennial

  • @ForeverGhibli
    @ForeverGhibli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Google Translate Sing "Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!" From Monster's Inc. 😂 It would be amazing

    • @alondraserrano2839
      @alondraserrano2839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ggdsmd ohhh yeah that would be amazing :-D

    • @maybellinelover
      @maybellinelover 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got "Go down from where he came or helped!" when I translated that line into a few different languages. LOL.

    • @KaiKaiTheFish
      @KaiKaiTheFish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ggdsmd Omg yes

  • @Jeetaruey
    @Jeetaruey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    Fan theory: This is a video about Hercules as a trans woman who wants to be called Hillary and Hillary is an introvert who would rather stay at home than go on a journey.

  • @TheAnimegirl300
    @TheAnimegirl300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I can Walk Away
    Zeus: Noo!
    Me: *Cue chocking laughter*
    OMFG This was the most hilarious one yet so far!

  • @OcenaStrex
    @OcenaStrex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    That just went a complete 180 from the original XD.

  • @christiangrrl24
    @christiangrrl24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Hello Hillary me.""You are not Hillary""Oh my god! Yes! I am!""Hercules! Stop holding that note forever."

  • @samanthaturner4489
    @samanthaturner4489 7 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I watched this with my 3-year-old daughter. She was enveloped in your singing and acting. She said bye and blew a kiss back at the end. You have a itty bitty fan! Emmy says hi, Malinda! 😂❤

  • @crystallinesnowflakes5207
    @crystallinesnowflakes5207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Turns out Hercules is a Rebellious, Stubborn, lazy demi god

  • @amber3392
    @amber3392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Thanks!"
    *"I can't do that."*
    Me when my mom asks me to clean my room-

  • @FictionWriter95
    @FictionWriter95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I just love how these lyrics are literally the exact opposite of the original

  • @crystalcaves9921
    @crystalcaves9921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Thanks! I can't do that!"

  • @08.mominasaeedahmed2
    @08.mominasaeedahmed2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “I do not care
    I will be the same "
    Me when exams are coming up and I procrastinated too much last time

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Hercules: They often smoke
    (Dad clears throat)
    Hercules: IT IS A FREE COUNTRY
    Mondays.

  • @dliessmgg
    @dliessmgg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I thought this was Google Translate Sings, not Make It Relatable.

  • @imnotgoodwithnames4101
    @imnotgoodwithnames4101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I am going....I CAN LEAVEEE
    Me going out of my house to talk to real humans.

  • @Keznen
    @Keznen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    So Hercules was really a lazy girl named Hillary who smoked while pregnant and liked emails. XD

  • @macattack1756
    @macattack1756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    So now Hercules is an indescisive spoiled brat who's a chainsmoker and wants to be Hillary Clinton..........I'll buy a ticket RIGHT NOW!! 😂😂

    • @Aurirang
      @Aurirang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The world is doomed. =D

    • @eww.its.sophia8307
      @eww.its.sophia8307 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @idktbh8318
      @idktbh8318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MacAttack17 atleast he owned up to the e-mails

    • @mialucilas.1031
      @mialucilas.1031 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kitten Tail
      Oh. My. God.

    • @aRandomPolandBallfan
      @aRandomPolandBallfan ปีที่แล้ว

      They also support freedom and voting for russia

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I do like that the video isn't filmed in front of a green screen. The edited backgrounds are funny, but this is actually beautiful.

  • @arwoenikje
    @arwoenikje 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “My time is very important” same girl

  • @theanimationcommendation
    @theanimationcommendation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Oh my god!"
    "Excuse me?"
    LOL!

  • @Burnedoutmess
    @Burnedoutmess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is how the movie should've gone..
    Like that everyone can relate to the character!

  • @gammagoop
    @gammagoop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Edgy teenager Hercules who is also trans

  • @Blastinus
    @Blastinus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    (Failing to) go the distance.

    • @heatherjohnson6699
      @heatherjohnson6699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, she successfully went the distance. It just that she never specified *_how far_* the distance she had to go was😏

  • @cesarquijano94
    @cesarquijano94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I have watched this video 47 times and it never gets old 😂😂

  • @rebelczerwonygozdzik7603
    @rebelczerwonygozdzik7603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "I will want to. I can walk away"
    I'VE STARTED TO LAUGH SO HARD 😂😂😂

  • @morgancloutier3320
    @morgancloutier3320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!!!!

  • @abigailjoe1596
    @abigailjoe1596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Me when my parents try to tell me homework is important
    Me: I do not care! I will be the same!
    Gets transfered to public school, gets to class late, everyone stares
    Me: I am going! *gets in late* I can leave! *Runs*
    Ah, I love schoool.

    • @THE_VOID_14
      @THE_VOID_14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Abigail Joe yeah isn’t school just the best 😊😒

    • @Justin-gz3cp
      @Justin-gz3cp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dooo tooo

  • @Yruak99
    @Yruak99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    LET ME GO HERE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA SAME OMG

    • @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735
      @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HONEY YOU MEAN HUNK U LES

    • @joet4325
      @joet4325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want to be here

    • @joet4325
      @joet4325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I derseve this

    • @ephicles5371
      @ephicles5371 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fränk Cmptn '665' likes.
      I’m not doing it, let someone else do it :)