@@loganwhitcomb2091 i too would like to see this along with different racial slurs, slang, and cussing words from starwars like leathernecks for ithorians and such
Eck2: Gets embarrassed dancing with a twi'lek Eckhart: humans spread across the galaxy and can breed with some non-humans Me: Can I have 1. a Twi'lek, 2. a Togruta, 3. a Chiss and 4. a Zeltron please? Also, favorite races are mentioned plus Wookies. What's the point of having a beautiful alien harem if you don't have a best friend to crack open a cold one with after fighting the Empire all day?
Actually, it might not have been that many. The transfer of pathogens between species is very rare, and aliens and the pathogens they are susceptible to would have had very different evolutionary pathways compared to us and our pathogens.
@@pranavmadala2561 I disagree. If those species can breed, surely there are sufficiently similar biological reasons (like DNA / RNA analogues) for both conception and infection. We even caught public lice from sex with gorillas.
@@DudeGuy999 Everyone came from africa originally and spread outwards. Europeans were the last ones to colonize, though the scale of it was much higher than any other previously.
Olivier No, you need to accept the Greater Good, as rest of human Tau Septs soon shall understand. There will be harmony and cooperation reigning through all of the galaxy.
In movies, It's very important for the heroes to have expressive and relatable faces, hence why the main characters of the entire serie are all humans.
I always liked the old theory that the Celestials transplanted some early humans on Earth and placed them in the Star Wars Galaxy and they eventually multiplied and spread out across the Galaxy, becoming the humans we know of in the films today.
There was another theory that was about a wormhole drive malfunction in a live test of a colony ship in the 26th century causing a ship and all it's inhabitants to be warped to the star wars galaxy. Which is another old theory now
I am reminded of how I explain heavy human populations in my tabletop games. "They are so numerous because they are the fastest-breeding sentient species known. They might as well be bipedal rabbits." Also, favorite race in Star Wars has to be the Trandoshans. Mad love for those BAMF space lizards.
@@CatoNovus I get what you mean, but I don't think 'respect' is the right word lol. As for Trando's, I don't hate the entire species or anything, just the slavers and individuals like Bossk. Besides, while trandoshans look cool, I think the Noghri are cooler. 😁
@@DraconimLt Keep in mind, I don't conflate the concepts of respect and admiration. I respect Darth Vader, but I don't like him. Also, a lot of people like to say those of us who were 10 and under when we first saw RotJ liked it because of the Ewoks and how they remind us of our teddy bears. I didn't care for my teddy, but I did have a plush gator in a polo shirt(which itself, had a stitched-on gator emblem) that I loved, so I'll admit my probable bias on that. I hated the Ewoks. Years after first seeing RotJ, I'd heard that originally the battle of the Second Death Star was going to be over Kashyyk, and felt like we got robbed.
@@CatoNovus I know what you meant by 'respect', but the definitions of respect are: 1) a feeling of deep admiration for someone or something elicited by their abilities, qualities, or achievements & 2) due regard for the feelings, wishes, or rights of others. I think the word 'recognition' works better here, ie. 'worthy of recognition', no sense of a positive (or negative) bias to the term then. You can recognize any quality without approving of it, respect implies a possitive without a qualifier word. As for a battle over Kashyyyk (you missed a 'y' lol), that'd've been cool! Wookies joining the fight? Heck yeah!
The Chiss have always been a fascinating faction for me, both in terms of their culture and the potential of their position in the galaxy, thankful for the Thrawn's Revenge mod for letting us be able to play with Chiss tech and influenced units. The Tradoshans as well, because Bossk is always fun to play, but I also enjoy the trope of the alien species of hunters. Would like to see a game where you play as a custom bounty hunter in Star Wars and have the option to play as a Trandoshan, but with each optional species having pros and cons.
" I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?" Twi'leks are my favorite
My favorite Star Wars species in Legends are the Amarans, perhaps unsurprising given my username. The Amarans are a diminutive vulpinoid species, resembling bipedal red foxes and standing a little taller than an Ewok on average. They're known for being gregarious and habitual hagglers; they also have a propensity for taming non-sentient species. Sadly, the Amarans haven't appeared in Canon yet, but one can always hope!
Years of participation in old /tg/ Weekend Smut Threads has left me with the impression that the most reasonable theory of why humans are the most populous species in the galaxy is that they are the most horny species. This also explains the many humanoid crossbreed species.
9:30 As an avid 40k fan, and always some degree of xenophobe in Stellaris, I have to say: Human. Yes I know I can play non xenophobe, and no, I dont want to.
Exactly only reason I keep any xenos alive is because i need to build my army to crush them later. Then I make em work to the bone untill their species is extinct.
In the Star Wars universe humans don't celebrate their assumed superiority over other species. Quite the opposite of humans in the real world, for whom speciesism is the dominant ideology.
I think that speciesism on earth is logical because humans are the only ones that have been proven to be sentient. In star wars there is many sentient species so it would be immoral to believe that humans are superior.
Is there a ttrpg set in this time period? The formation of the first galactic republic and the exploration of the mid and outer rim would be a really fascinating setting.
8:18 - The Jizz for example 8:23 - hybrid human jizz children - is what I heard, can't be right, check the captions - 8:18 - The chips for example 8:23 - hybrid human chess children
Favorite species? Nautolans. I'm basic AF. Second ... Rodians. I wish we could play as Rodians in the games. Third is Jawas. They'd fit right in in NYC, hawking bootleg stuff at amazing prices. They'd CLEAN UP in Alphabet City and the Lower East Side. And most of pre-gentrification Brooklyn.
Favorite has to be Squibs. They traded their planet for hyperspace tech, and never looked back. Masters of tractor and repulsor technology, scavenged battlefields and sold to every side without being tracked from one to the other.
I am a proud supporter of "they were humans". So before hyperdrive, human colony ships tested themselves outward into space and got stuck. They evolved to be better suited to the climate, but not to far along before hyperdrive travel existed. So it explains why a lot of intelligent aliens look and can sometimes breed with people.
Most sci-fi's depict Humans as relatively frail, and weak It's nice to see a break in the trend, who knows, maybe we are the brutes of IRL sapient species
The use of humans are simply an analog in the re creations so that we can identify with them and obviously save on special effects. Of course in reality they were completely alien. It was also likely that there was a dominant and common alien species but probably much more diverse than portrayed in the re creations.
Twi'leks are my favorites because they're always strippers and dancers. Always made me laugh as a kid, made me think that the gay clubs in Star Wars were filled with twi'lek men who paint their head tentacles hahahaha
Because Humans are the ones paying to see those Summer Blockbusters and Christmas Blockbusters. Honestly the chosen one with the highest metachlorians should have been a part of Yoda's and Grogu's species. Or one of the other high profile metachlorians rich races. Like Even Mace Windu's whole race can touch the force. Given that Anakin Skywalker was unnaturally created by Shiv Palpatine and his Master and designed to have an unnaturally high level of Metachlorians. Surprised that no one bred for that trait. You think Emperor Palpatine would have done that to develop a mother of his hier and developing a mother of his Grandchild. instead of cloning. That would have been an interesting backstory for the main character of the prequels if they had planned that ending from the beginning of the main character being a descendant of Emperor Palpatine. You would think that would make sense seeing as he was clearly dissatisfied with Anakin Skywalker loss of Metachlorians with the cutting off of his four limbs. It is also really interesting as well as regeneration of limbs never was thing in the Star Wars Cinematic Universe. Also as an aside, Humans are clearly not designed to eat meat, for the lack of razor sharp pointed teeth and the need to process meat via cooking and cleaning in order to consume it. If you eat meat I am not an evangelist, I am not but do what you want to but don't be caught up in an illusion that humans are well designed to eat meat. They are clearly not designed to eat meat. Again that is an aside.
Look what we've done too the planet, in a few thousand years we've almost completely colinized it, dominated it and went from skicks and stones to landing on the moon in the blink of an eye. Just imagine that on a galatic scale and it's easy to see why
The real question is, why the hell are there even humans there to begin with? It doesn't make any sense. It is a totally different galaxy. Humans evolved on Earth in a totally different galaxy. The odds of a totally different species from another galaxy evolving to be biologically identical to humans from Earth is so low it may as well be impossible. Hell, the odds of species from other planets even looking remotely like a human is as close to 0 as to make no difference.
Because the human race is the Mario of the Star Wars species, an All-round class. Not the strongest, not smartest, not fastest, not the oldest. But no significant disadvantages either.
I disagree. I think humanity is exceptional in a number of ways. A hardy construction, and ability to keep going even when in extreme environment makes humanity on the up and up. Add in the simple fact that humans are creative, and industrious and you have a chemical mixture set to success.
@@irontemplar6222 I agree, but its all relative. This is the case within the Star Wars universe, but perhaps in our reality, we are some where on a spectrum of intelligent species that have existed within the universe, all having varying degrees of these attributes that you mentioned. Ego tells us that we are at the top of the list, but reality tells us that we are a sample of one and have absolutely no idea of the potential intelligences out there.
@@marsbase3729no apparently its the opposite. Because 99% of the time we cant seem to create a fantasy or science fiction race without them immediately being humans, but better in most subjects, and occasionally worse than us. We fail to acknowledge our own abilities, because we think they are and would be the standard if not inferior. also your own argument can be used aginst you for all we know the rest of the galaxy is full of dumb races, and that's why we have received no contact. because they are still kicking around in the stone age. But that's the Femie paradox for you.
@@irontemplar6222 I'd argue that Umbarans are smarter than humans, but are less willing to explore and advance. Zygerians are just as smart But, they made a lot of people hate them with their slave trade. Rakatans are smart but, they made a lot of toxic decisions that made them hated throughout the galaxy and put them back into a stone age. Twileks are just as smart But, often end up being slaves. Kel Dor are smarter than most humans imo because they tend to be more collective, focused, and rational. Mon Calamari are smarter than humans, but their biology makes them less adaptable on land.
@@irontemplar6222 your strongest sith lords (before darth vader) aren't exactly human, theres nothing exceptional about them if you look into the past.
And with their high int stats and a more advanced crafting ability that seems to have no defined limit other than the human's own mastery and skill, they can create complex tools and mounts capable of augmenting their stats to immense levels to match and surpass builds that would have easily levelled them.
Almost anywhere? You must mean almost anywhere between sea level and about 3km high. Minimal accommodation? You must mean minimal accommodation beyond two to fifty liters of drinkable water per person per day, plus as much water as necessary to grow food.
@@sanjaymatsuda4504 That's only for the current build that humans can reach. Given time, they'll be able to learn the incredibly useful "Terraform" ability, which would allow them to shape their environment so that it would be a better place to set up high-tier nests in...or spec in enough points in both the "Engineering" and "Architecture" branch of their Crafting ability to unlock "Underwater Infrastructure". As for the water problem, they already have methods of converting undrinkable water to drinkable water, it's just that it isn't employed on a scale that would make the water crisis nonexistent.
Or they descended from us. Humans on Earth in our future traveled back in time, and traveled through a wormhole to a galaxy far far away, to Coruscant ... for unknown reasons.
yep, bad story writing. Same goes for Star Trek, Mass Effect (wtf is up with the unholy fetish for *hock joins* in ME) . Need not look further designs of the "Aliens" . They'll just take a human, paint it blue and there you have it Alien. Where is *Halo* has done a fantastic job. Look at the various Alien Species--with the exception of Forerunners. The Aliens are so different and inspiring. If you think deeply you can imagine that there are probably close approximations out there.
@@pastordonkoh7692 to be fair making an alien that's not using makeup and doesn't require an obscene amount of money or just plain cgi can be difficult.
@@pastordonkoh7692 to be fair about specifically the asari in mass effect I don't think they physically look like what they do as stated in some bits of lore because every race sees asari as looking like themselves even when races are radically different from human they all hauntingly perceive themselves in the asari. Spookiest of all this even continues to be the case where the power that hides the asari's true forms also applies to statues on the asari homeworld. But to be fair mass effect actually did have a good deal of diversity of appearences of species of aliens even so far as having walking jellyfish the only real painted human outliers that come to mind though is the quarians (but we don't really know their true body structure outside the suit i don't think) and the asari which may not actually look the way we perceive them.
Battlefront 2's description of humans actually references that their planet of origin is unknown, however their homeworld is widely considered to be Coruscant.
@@Trolasso_Gazpachero Well but it is questionable, should we some time in the far far future, form a planetary and later on galactic government, that the 300+ languages we got on Earth would all survive. There would be a common tongue, depending on how politics evolve this will be either English or Chinese, but probably English, since it's already established (or a mix of the two?) and then maybe some other few dialects and languages ascending from languages with a large number of speakers like the Romanistic languages and Germanic and Slavic Languages, with maybe some nowadays disctinct languages like Spanish and Italian mixing and forming a unified new language. I doubt that small distinct languages with only a few hundred or a only few thousand speakers are going to survive, they'll probably go extinct and become dead languages like Latin, with historians learning them so they can understand, from their point of view, ancient texts.
@@1jidion Not mention the introduction of new alien species in the sequel trilogy that we've never seen before that hang around in the background and are barely developed lore wise.
@@RebelOfTheNorm242 How freaking wild would that be tho? Let's get speculative for a second say in 2-300 years we've cracked Warp tech and can bend the fundamental laws of the universe to our benefit. How wild would it be to discover that Earth is a forgotten colony of some massive intergalactic Human Empire?
To be fair, Corgis have the potential to become a highly advanced race, they just realized they're better off being second fiddle to humans and are waiting until we kick the bucket.
Reminds me of humans in The Witcher books. The part where the dwarf explains to Ciri that humans breed fast and are good at killing (Geralt says essentially the same a bit later)
what if humanity in real life exists all over the universe, and millions of years ago for whatever reason a colony was placed on earth with no surviving evidence of there being any other human life outside of earth
If a colony was placed on Earth we abould be able to notice it in the groups of amino acids we use. And we share tons of DNA with other species and have common ancestor species that are millions of years old
@Christine Taggart I think you misread something. A common hypothesis for abiogenesis (the origin of life from non-living chemical compounds) is that some amino acids that life uses/needs came to earth in meteorites. But if DNA came from outer space that would undoubtedly confirm the existence of alien life, albeit bacterial life. So trust me, no DNA of ours came from outer space
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Could u make a video on the different ways aliens were persecuted under the empire, or something like which aliens were more prosperous then others.
@@loganwhitcomb2091 i too would like to see this along with different racial slurs, slang, and cussing words from starwars like leathernecks for ithorians and such
Eclipse vs Knight hammer
My favorite Legends species are the Yinchorri, Trandoshans, Chiss, and Kel Dor. Favorite canon species are Chiss, Kel Dor, and Umbarans.
Eck2: Gets embarrassed dancing with a twi'lek
Eckhart: humans spread across the galaxy and can breed with some non-humans
Me: Can I have 1. a Twi'lek, 2. a Togruta, 3. a Chiss and 4. a Zeltron please?
Also, favorite races are mentioned plus Wookies. What's the point of having a beautiful alien harem if you don't have a best friend to crack open a cold one with after fighting the Empire all day?
The amount of interspecies stds must have been truly staggering
Prob create a super std whipe out mass of people 😂
First person to get space aids
Actually, it might not have been that many. The transfer of pathogens between species is very rare, and aliens and the pathogens they are susceptible to would have had very different evolutionary pathways compared to us and our pathogens.
@@pranavmadala2561 I disagree. If those species can breed, surely there are sufficiently similar biological reasons (like DNA / RNA analogues) for both conception and infection. We even caught public lice from sex with gorillas.
@@rajasmasala I just assumed humans were banging aliens around the galaxy and not making babys.
My favorites are Twi'lek and Togruta, for....reasons.
DutchDread same lol
Togruta 💛
Togruta 💙
I'd smash! 😁
Twilek
* human writes story *
Wow. There’s a lot of humans in this story. 😮
I TOUGH THE SAME.
It's not like we live with another equal species even the other creatures looks like animal/insect hybrids
n ziom what? Insects are animals
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It reflects certain problems today....
Because if theres one thing we learned from history its humans love colonization
I think you mean the anglos/Saxons
@@DudeGuy999 no, he does not.
momentum nope, all humans.
@@NamelessKing1597 true
@@DudeGuy999 Everyone came from africa originally and spread outwards. Europeans were the last ones to colonize, though the scale of it was much higher than any other previously.
Because it's humanity's manifest destiny to rule the stars. The rest of them are foul xenos
I thought that was obvious...
Many fools don't understand this yet. Some even wish to cooperate with those freaks
All the xenos will perish beneath our threads. As the chaos gods wish it.
...
I mean I love golden papa.
@@johndanes2294 It's Slaaneshmas.
That's a lot of WH40k references right there.
Olivier No, you need to accept the Greater Good, as rest of human Tau Septs soon shall understand. There will be harmony and cooperation reigning through all of the galaxy.
We breed like rabbits.
Function in packs like wolves.
Defend ourselves with the ferocity of a Honey Badger.
And build our planets like with the efficiency of beavers
Humans are Space Orcs
HFY!
Thats a good one
Im imagining the power puff girls intro while reading that
In movies, It's very important for the heroes to have expressive and relatable faces, hence why the main characters of the entire serie are all humans.
Yeah, like jar jar and chewbacca
@@chungosbruhthe1st jar jar is a comic relief and Chewbacca is solo's sidekick. Not main characters
I always liked the old theory that the Celestials transplanted some early humans on Earth and placed them in the Star Wars Galaxy and they eventually multiplied and spread out across the Galaxy, becoming the humans we know of in the films today.
Is that old theory now? It still exists in swg but as myth now
There was another theory that was about a wormhole drive malfunction in a live test of a colony ship in the 26th century causing a ship and all it's inhabitants to be warped to the star wars galaxy. Which is another old theory now
40k Lore (real)
I am reminded of how I explain heavy human populations in my tabletop games. "They are so numerous because they are the fastest-breeding sentient species known. They might as well be bipedal rabbits."
Also, favorite race in Star Wars has to be the Trandoshans. Mad love for those BAMF space lizards.
But what about the attacks on the Wookies?!
@@DraconimLt Disregarding any morality, any species that can fight and/or hunt Wookiees is worthy of respect.
@@CatoNovus I get what you mean, but I don't think 'respect' is the right word lol. As for Trando's, I don't hate the entire species or anything, just the slavers and individuals like Bossk. Besides, while trandoshans look cool, I think the Noghri are cooler. 😁
@@DraconimLt Keep in mind, I don't conflate the concepts of respect and admiration. I respect Darth Vader, but I don't like him.
Also, a lot of people like to say those of us who were 10 and under when we first saw RotJ liked it because of the Ewoks and how they remind us of our teddy bears. I didn't care for my teddy, but I did have a plush gator in a polo shirt(which itself, had a stitched-on gator emblem) that I loved, so I'll admit my probable bias on that.
I hated the Ewoks. Years after first seeing RotJ, I'd heard that originally the battle of the Second Death Star was going to be over Kashyyk, and felt like we got robbed.
@@CatoNovus I know what you meant by 'respect', but the definitions of respect are:
1) a feeling of deep admiration for someone or something elicited by their abilities, qualities, or achievements & 2) due regard for the feelings, wishes, or rights of others.
I think the word 'recognition' works better here, ie. 'worthy of recognition', no sense of a positive (or negative) bias to the term then. You can recognize any quality without approving of it, respect implies a possitive without a qualifier word.
As for a battle over Kashyyyk (you missed a 'y' lol), that'd've been cool! Wookies joining the fight? Heck yeah!
Budget, for the most part.
The Chiss have always been a fascinating faction for me, both in terms of their culture and the potential of their position in the galaxy, thankful for the Thrawn's Revenge mod for letting us be able to play with Chiss tech and influenced units.
The Tradoshans as well, because Bossk is always fun to play, but I also enjoy the trope of the alien species of hunters. Would like to see a game where you play as a custom bounty hunter in Star Wars and have the option to play as a Trandoshan, but with each optional species having pros and cons.
Did you say colonialism?
*Rule Britannia intensifies*
Time to go on a Crusade
britannia rules the spacewaves
is this a code geass reference?
@@ce8354 *Hyperlanes
Video:
The British: "My true successor"
Michael Or: A Worthy Opponent, Our Battle Will he Legendary!
@@odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 What's with the random capitalizations, lmao.
Technically "predecessor".
" I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?"
Twi'leks are my favorite
I would disagree.
more like absolute domination and destruction of everything that is not humans.
suffer not the xenos to live.
Yes, inquisitor. This Slaaneshi cultist right here.
Yeah glory to the emperor and all that, but the Twi’leks are kinda cute though...
Generation Tech would love this video. Humanity first!✊
I don't know that. He look like he has a bias for the xeno-scums(sorry for the pleonasm)
I just can't watch generation tech... Its Alan's voice. Can't bear it. Sorry
@@alexandrub8786 ? I mean he hates dolphins, can’t get much better then that
2:37 a.m
*My brain: I don't need sleep! I need answers!*
Naked Monkeys: *Exists*
Plagues: “Why aren’t you at the top?!”
Please make another video about humans cross breeding in Star Wars. I never heard about this before!
Encountered it in The Clone Wars for the first time, too. No mentions in KOTOR I/II or SWTOR...
I approve this request.
Favorite species are the Trandoshans and Wookiees. They’re both incredibly cool and the shared history make me like them more.
My favourite species in Star Wars: Probably the Togruta
I love the Kel For species personally
0:22 "do you think RoS could recanonize the Star Forge"
Wellp.
My favorite Star Wars species in Legends are the Amarans, perhaps unsurprising given my username. The Amarans are a diminutive vulpinoid species, resembling bipedal red foxes and standing a little taller than an Ewok on average. They're known for being gregarious and habitual hagglers; they also have a propensity for taming non-sentient species.
Sadly, the Amarans haven't appeared in Canon yet, but one can always hope!
WOW has created a fox race called Vulpera, you might like them
Nobody wants your space furries
rule34
Gotta admit. Ur outro never gets old lol.
Years of participation in old /tg/ Weekend Smut Threads has left me with the impression that the most reasonable theory of why humans are the most populous species in the galaxy is that they are the most horny species.
This also explains the many humanoid crossbreed species.
9:30 As an avid 40k fan, and always some degree of xenophobe in Stellaris, I have to say: Human. Yes I know I can play non xenophobe, and no, I dont want to.
Diamond The Wise wow wait are you me
Exactly only reason I keep any xenos alive is because i need to build my army to crush them later. Then I make em work to the bone untill their species is extinct.
Wise words
@@Jebu911 usually eat the xenos then replace them with droids
There is a reason why 40k attracts a lot of incels
Eliminate the green skins! Crush the eldar! For the Emperor!
Is it Irony on my game my actual humanoid species is named eldarians. Lmao.
@Jason Buford nothing more but xenos scum! For the Emperor!
PURGE THE XENOS(alien)!
@Dragon born All i see here is *heresy*
I wondered that too considering so many other species have a variety of unique advantages over them.
In the Star Wars universe humans don't celebrate their assumed superiority over other species. Quite the opposite of humans in the real world, for whom speciesism is the dominant ideology.
I think that speciesism on earth is logical because humans are the only ones that have been proven to be sentient. In star wars there is many sentient species so it would be immoral to believe that humans are superior.
That’s not quite the same tho. The second smartest thing on earth is an animal a fraction of the intelligence we have
The thing is that specism in star wars is closer to racism than actual specism.
1:01 So what you are saying, is that Humans can knock up Twileks?
they can, even they can have children .
@@danielchavez919 don’t even think about it, or I’ll get someone to purge you
This is why 40k is so amazing. No need to ask questions like this
Because we find the quickest way to get to power and then fuck everything up and then rinse, repeat!
Came here for 40k references. Fear not the xeno.
Another fine Star Trek video!
You should a star wars where two guys run a intergalactic prositution ring
Twi’leks are probably my favorite species
#HumanityFirst
Is there a ttrpg set in this time period? The formation of the first galactic republic and the exploration of the mid and outer rim would be a really fascinating setting.
"Darth Plagueis" was very well written.
I love the Twi'lek and Ahsoka's race. They're breathtakingly beautiful.
Become grabby,
Become humanity
8:18 - The Jizz for example 8:23 - hybrid human jizz children - is what I heard, can't be right, check the captions -
8:18 - The chips for example 8:23 - hybrid human chess children
You can say we want to see a movie about human, but I am totally down with an all Wookie movie. All dialog is growls!
*The Star Wars holiday special rears its ugly head*
I think I watched the dog at the end over and over a thousand times 😂
Favorite species? Nautolans. I'm basic AF. Second ... Rodians. I wish we could play as Rodians in the games. Third is Jawas. They'd fit right in in NYC, hawking bootleg stuff at amazing prices. They'd CLEAN UP in Alphabet City and the Lower East Side. And most of pre-gentrification Brooklyn.
that dude in the cantina who looks like taffy that was left in the sun. hes my fav
Because humans are most useful to the feline masters. Can these Teedy Bears from Endor open tuna cans properly?!
Because we are naturally superior to the aliens
we shall purge the Xeno scum Jedi
Hello There.
No it is because the British have colonized the entire Galaxy
@Lord Admiral Spire sith lords are nothing but filthy heretics now I'll send a grey knight to rape Anni and Obi wan
_Humans have the galactic high ground_
*[IT IS OFFICIAL]*
7:07 in the top right there is an asteroid of some kind that’s called Roche. The funny thing is, I live near a village called Roche 😂
Favorite has to be Squibs. They traded their planet for hyperspace tech, and never looked back. Masters of tractor and repulsor technology, scavenged battlefields and sold to every side without being tracked from one to the other.
Love the Echani
can you make a video on the time period around when humans first came into contact with aliens?
Favorite SW species
1. Human
2. Quarren
3. Ishi Tib
4. Aqualish
because we are superior
Here's a non meme answer. Humans dominate because we are uniquely cunning.
Notice from the new Galactic Empire. Humanity evolved on Coroscant thr core of the Galaxy we expanded throughout the galaxy and further
I am a proud supporter of "they were humans". So before hyperdrive, human colony ships tested themselves outward into space and got stuck. They evolved to be better suited to the climate, but not to far along before hyperdrive travel existed. So it explains why a lot of intelligent aliens look and can sometimes breed with people.
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Most sci-fi's depict Humans as relatively frail, and weak
It's nice to see a break in the trend, who knows, maybe we are the brutes of IRL sapient species
that long-winded plagueis quote was like a disheveled libertarian manifesto
The use of humans are simply an analog in the re creations so that we can identify with them and obviously save on special effects. Of course in reality they were completely alien. It was also likely that there was a dominant and common alien species but probably much more diverse than portrayed in the re creations.
Because we only have human actors.
i come from an alternate universe where apes oppressed humans from 1392 to 1765 the apes colonized earth and enslaved humans
Say no to ape imperialism and colonialism
Are you a human?
@@Endgame707
youtuber: repeats obvious information
me: checks video length... yeah 10min.
Twi'leks are my favorites because they're always strippers and dancers. Always made me laugh as a kid, made me think that the gay clubs in Star Wars were filled with twi'lek men who paint their head tentacles hahahaha
Not to be racist, but no one wanna see an entire movie of just tentacle hair people. Or imagine if luke (Main protagonist) was Jabba specie.
The Yuuzhan Vong invasion put a sizeable dent in the Galactic population of sapient species😉😈.
It's called human-washing and its disgusting and racist, need more strong independent aliens in star wars if you ask me
So true ahahahah
It should be Klingon-washing in all sci-fi
Heresy
Because Humans are the ones paying to see those Summer Blockbusters and Christmas Blockbusters. Honestly the chosen one with the highest metachlorians should have been a part of Yoda's and Grogu's species. Or one of the other high profile metachlorians rich races. Like Even Mace Windu's whole race can touch the force. Given that Anakin Skywalker was unnaturally created by Shiv Palpatine and his Master and designed to have an unnaturally high level of Metachlorians. Surprised that no one bred for that trait. You think Emperor Palpatine would have done that to develop a mother of his hier and developing a mother of his Grandchild. instead of cloning. That would have been an interesting backstory for the main character of the prequels if they had planned that ending from the beginning of the main character being a descendant of Emperor Palpatine. You would think that would make sense seeing as he was clearly dissatisfied with Anakin Skywalker loss of Metachlorians with the cutting off of his four limbs. It is also really interesting as well as regeneration of limbs never was thing in the Star Wars Cinematic Universe. Also as an aside, Humans are clearly not designed to eat meat, for the lack of razor sharp pointed teeth and the need to process meat via cooking and cleaning in order to consume it. If you eat meat I am not an evangelist, I am not but do what you want to but don't be caught up in an illusion that humans are well designed to eat meat. They are clearly not designed to eat meat. Again that is an aside.
Look what we've done too the planet, in a few thousand years we've almost completely colinized it, dominated it and went from skicks and stones to landing on the moon in the blink of an eye. Just imagine that on a galatic scale and it's easy to see why
Audience wouldn't be able to relate to a movie or galaxy dominated by Geonosians. They are more favorite species. Such a unique language.
The real question is, why the hell are there even humans there to begin with? It doesn't make any sense. It is a totally different galaxy. Humans evolved on Earth in a totally different galaxy. The odds of a totally different species from another galaxy evolving to be biologically identical to humans from Earth is so low it may as well be impossible. Hell, the odds of species from other planets even looking remotely like a human is as close to 0 as to make no difference.
I feel a sense of accomplishment and badassery on how cool the Human race is.
We dominate because no one is more ruthless, cunning, or more opportunistic than humans. All hail the might Terrans!!!
Twilets or guarlinas both my favorites in legends and eu
my fav species is togruta cuz of ahsoka
Because the filthy xenos could never eclipse us in our capabilities Emperor Protecsts
My favourite are the Miraluka
Because humanity first.
It was going to be Ewok’s, but they ran out of midgets.
It's because we can't keep it in our pants.
Hey There is Thing
i Have Three Questions
Can i Eat it?
Can i Saftey Eat it?
Is it Moving?
but first i stick my dick in it
Pants? Don’t you mean planets?
i'm a failure at school and i suffer i dont have any friend does that makes me an expandable or a waste human more than others
@@radiumuppet and also that.
jh 64 nope
Imagine all the fetishes in star wars that people developed.
Imagine all the fetishes Star Wars has created.
Me:*being force choked*
Harder daddy
Sith: what
Me: what
@@MoonGuardian866 There's a Dorkly episode about that. 🤣 "Darth Vader is too good at Force Choking"
Like Lando and his pansexualism?
HEHE BOI !!!
Because the human race is the Mario of the Star Wars species, an All-round class. Not the strongest, not smartest, not fastest, not the oldest. But no significant disadvantages either.
I disagree. I think humanity is exceptional in a number of ways. A hardy construction, and ability to keep going even when in extreme environment makes humanity on the up and up. Add in the simple fact that humans are creative, and industrious and you have a chemical mixture set to success.
@@irontemplar6222 I agree, but its all relative. This is the case within the Star Wars universe, but perhaps in our reality, we are some where on a spectrum of intelligent species that have existed within the universe, all having varying degrees of these attributes that you mentioned.
Ego tells us that we are at the top of the list, but reality tells us that we are a sample of one and have absolutely no idea of the potential intelligences out there.
@@marsbase3729no apparently its the opposite. Because 99% of the time we cant seem to create a fantasy or science fiction race without them immediately being humans, but better in most subjects, and occasionally worse than us. We fail to acknowledge our own abilities, because we think they are and would be the standard if not inferior.
also your own argument can be used aginst you for all we know the rest of the galaxy is full of dumb races, and that's why we have received no contact. because they are still kicking around in the stone age. But that's the Femie paradox for you.
@@irontemplar6222 I'd argue that Umbarans are smarter than humans, but are less willing to explore and advance. Zygerians are just as smart But, they made a lot of people hate them with their slave trade. Rakatans are smart but, they made a lot of toxic decisions that made them hated throughout the galaxy and put them back into a stone age.
Twileks are just as smart But, often end up being slaves. Kel Dor are smarter than most humans imo because they tend to be more collective, focused, and rational. Mon Calamari are smarter than humans, but their biology makes them less adaptable on land.
@@irontemplar6222 your strongest sith lords (before darth vader) aren't exactly human, theres nothing exceptional about them if you look into the past.
Humans are generalists, able to live almost anywhere with minimal accommodation. The perfect build for mass expansion.
And with their high int stats and a more advanced crafting ability that seems to have no defined limit other than the human's own mastery and skill, they can create complex tools and mounts capable of augmenting their stats to immense levels to match and surpass builds that would have easily levelled them.
Alpha Wygerion someone’s been watching tier zoo haven’t they
@@justsomeguy1014 Indeed.
Almost anywhere? You must mean almost anywhere between sea level and about 3km high. Minimal accommodation? You must mean minimal accommodation beyond two to fifty liters of drinkable water per person per day, plus as much water as necessary to grow food.
@@sanjaymatsuda4504 That's only for the current build that humans can reach. Given time, they'll be able to learn the incredibly useful "Terraform" ability, which would allow them to shape their environment so that it would be a better place to set up high-tier nests in...or spec in enough points in both the "Engineering" and "Architecture" branch of their Crafting ability to unlock "Underwater Infrastructure". As for the water problem, they already have methods of converting undrinkable water to drinkable water, it's just that it isn't employed on a scale that would make the water crisis nonexistent.
I wish I could post that meme of Obama putting a medal on himself in the comments section.
hehe
@Horatio Nelson i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/329/cover1.jpg
Hey you stole my irl name
Be gone
Verified channels should be able to post pics in the comments
Aliens: let us focus our species to be the best at what we do.
Humans: MY CHILDREN WILL ECLIPSE THE SUN.
hazy Humans are Space Orcs
@@Bluesonofman WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
THE FORCE: Wich sun?
Humans: ...ALL OF THEM
This was an excellent book.
@@ivanfelipebaezperez5318
The Force: I like your style, kid.
Because humans don't need to spend 4 hours on makeup.
well half of us anyway.
Yeah it all comes down to budget. Itd be insane if every character was a unique species and you almost never saw humans
Well...
@@ubivermiscerritulus195 There's a reason that Han Solo ended up being human, and not a weird green frog man like George Lucas originally wanted.
You don't know my wife
Star Wars happened "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away". Maybe we're descended from the humans of Coruscant.
Hmm, yes, the fruit of a long forgotten voyage to the unknown.
Or they descended from us. Humans on Earth in our future traveled back in time, and traveled through a wormhole to a galaxy far far away, to Coruscant ... for unknown reasons.
Harry Sachz that theory has been debunked
So is earth beyond the unknown regions then
@@pogmonke5217 Not sure you can "debunk" the imaginary.
Because in our first contact like the old saying goes: "If there's a hole, there's a way."
If there's a hole, we have to thrust our instincts
Oh no...
@@noneofurbusiness906 Oh yes
@@noneofurbusiness906 OwO
muhahahaha, thx for that laugh
Easy: we are the horniest.
Open BoBs
I mean with relatively short life spans and a high infant mortality rate. Fix the latter and you end up with a species that can multiply like rabbits
Would be funny if that’s true IRL. Might be why aliens seem to be so fascinated with our genitals.
@@2nd-place
It would be if raising kids where cheap and easy...
and life is cheap
Because humanity has more plot armor than other races.
U lazy bitch
*species
yep, bad story writing. Same goes for Star Trek, Mass Effect (wtf is up with the unholy fetish for *hock joins* in ME) . Need not look further designs of the "Aliens" . They'll just take a human, paint it blue and there you have it Alien. Where is *Halo* has done a fantastic job. Look at the various Alien Species--with the exception of Forerunners. The Aliens are so different and inspiring. If you think deeply you can imagine that there are probably close approximations out there.
@@pastordonkoh7692 to be fair making an alien that's not using makeup and doesn't require an obscene amount of money or just plain cgi can be difficult.
@@pastordonkoh7692 to be fair about specifically the asari in mass effect I don't think they physically look like what they do as stated in some bits of lore because every race sees asari as looking like themselves even when races are radically different from human they all hauntingly perceive themselves in the asari. Spookiest of all this even continues to be the case where the power that hides the asari's true forms also applies to statues on the asari homeworld.
But to be fair mass effect actually did have a good deal of diversity of appearences of species of aliens even so far as having walking jellyfish the only real painted human outliers that come to mind though is the quarians (but we don't really know their true body structure outside the suit i don't think) and the asari which may not actually look the way we perceive them.
Battlefront 2's description of humans actually references that their planet of origin is unknown, however their homeworld is widely considered to be Coruscant.
So we just sort of showed up and started taking shit?
Well that’s certainly sounds like us
because CGI, puppets, animatronics, and makeup is expensive.
Aliens in fiction: just give it a different forehead
Blaine R. Boob jobs are expensive but people still keep that business going financially 😋
Especially back in 1977
Uh huh
God I hate answers like this. No shit. But everyone is here for a lore-friendly explanation.
LMAO I'm not surprised that one of the contributing factors is that we can, do, & WANT to bone as many aliens as possible. Hilarious
Subverse, ever heard of that before?
Clap damn alien cheeks
We have gigantic books about doing the reproductor act without actually reproducing
Why are Humans so dominant? BECAUSE THE GOD EMPEROR WILLS IT!
Exterminatus is the best way of controlling xeno's population !
*THE EMPEROR PROTECTS !*
Strike from the skies brothers!
Praise you blessed Lord LoverDuck. You are truly a paragon of humanity and the Imperium of Man.
Wrong universe
@@ManMan-ko7ll naw man. RIGHT UNIVERSE. 40K is always RIGHT!
I mean the almost the entirety of the galaxy can speak english so i guess the british have colonized it
Just cause hollywood is englishspeaking.
Or you see a lot of mix in any part of the commonwealth, or maybe any natives or mix in united states? Ha!
@@Trolasso_Gazpachero Well but it is questionable, should we some time in the far far future, form a planetary and later on galactic government, that the 300+ languages we got on Earth would all survive.
There would be a common tongue, depending on how politics evolve this will be either English or Chinese, but probably English, since it's already established (or a mix of the two?) and then maybe some other few dialects and languages ascending from languages with a large number of speakers like the Romanistic languages and Germanic and Slavic Languages, with maybe some nowadays disctinct languages like Spanish and Italian mixing and forming a unified new language.
I doubt that small distinct languages with only a few hundred or a only few thousand speakers are going to survive, they'll probably go extinct and become dead languages like Latin, with historians learning them so they can understand, from their point of view, ancient texts.
@@MagiconIce obviously bro, I can't argue that
Häh, ich dachte die Galaxie spricht deutsch.
The sun will never set on the British empire
Sometimes it feels like the Disney films forget that there are aliens in Star Wars.
they did, i noticed a strange lack of aliens in the disney trilogy
@@1jidion Not mention the introduction of new alien species in the sequel trilogy that we've never seen before that hang around in the background and are barely developed lore wise.
I'm genuinely blanking on any new alien characters beside the one small orange woman in force awakens
@@noname-do5wo yeah and the-
Well there was also-
Actually no I can't name anymore.
@@justnoah2073 there was the oversized banana slug who was fixing a panel by staring at it.
"Lets see dem aliens, where are their leaders?!"
Lord Vader: "yo."
Vader was human himself
Matthew J Canty-Barnes Master Chief “I need a weapon.”
“The Emperor sends his regards”
Dante, Lord Regent of Imperium Nhilous, and Chapter Master of the Blood Angels
@@RebelOfTheNorm242 How freaking wild would that be tho? Let's get speculative for a second say in 2-300 years we've cracked Warp tech and can bend the fundamental laws of the universe to our benefit. How wild would it be to discover that Earth is a forgotten colony of some massive intergalactic Human Empire?
@@stephennelson4954 well,then we assimilate....cause resistance would be futile lmao
Ecks bias is showing, as a corgi he isn't willing to acknowledge humanity's excellence.
Lol
To be fair, Corgis have the potential to become a highly advanced race, they just realized they're better off being second fiddle to humans and are waiting until we kick the bucket.
Sayvion Washington *Literally every domesticated animal*
Think that's a shiba inu but ok
Doge is totally a Shiba Inu
Reminds me of humans in The Witcher books. The part where the dwarf explains to Ciri that humans breed fast and are good at killing (Geralt says essentially the same a bit later)
@LagiNaLangAko23 so much for originality in fiction) (JK)
@cade clark Exactly!
@cade clark Why? History has shown that, that happens from time to time.
@@jh-ij4by sweet dude
He also says humans adapter to magic better
what if humanity in real life exists all over the universe, and millions of years ago for whatever reason a colony was placed on earth with no surviving evidence of there being any other human life outside of earth
I like this theory
If a colony was placed on Earth we abould be able to notice it in the groups of amino acids we use. And we share tons of DNA with other species and have common ancestor species that are millions of years old
Because we have conclusive proof that we evolved from earlier life forms
@Christine Taggart Well if an ancient text says it it must be true. Who would lie in an ancient text?
@Christine Taggart I think you misread something. A common hypothesis for abiogenesis (the origin of life from non-living chemical compounds) is that some amino acids that life uses/needs came to earth in meteorites. But if DNA came from outer space that would undoubtedly confirm the existence of alien life, albeit bacterial life. So trust me, no DNA of ours came from outer space