@@snareplug3872 honestly it took me a couple of his 60 second shorts to realize the running joke, because with the card “game”, - if it actually is one - he makes comments about certain cards being better than others or having synergy with one another, and at first I thought he was 100% serious… but upon further reflection I think a lot of those statements are just jokes in their own right, like for example he says “day drinking isn’t a great card by itself”, but if you combine it with “mowing the lawn shirtless” (or something similar related to yard work), it’s actually a really good combination” 😂 Starting to think the collectible cards are entirely for satire and there isn’t an actual “game” tied to them as they don’t seem to have any rules / print on them besides the title and a meme worthy photo to fill in the “art” section of the card. Further suspect this because he does an exaggerated lisp/speech impediment to make himself seem as cringeworthy as possible, 95% sure it’s all just one big running joke, or that maybe he himself owns the brand of “trading cards” that are really just novelty “dad jokes”/memes 😄😂
@@ryanpaul1403Bro, Shed of Spiders makes Click-Clack BBQ Tongs look like Calf-High White Socks. I swear the power creep in this game is going to ruin the meta. 😡
Watching your unboxing series, I always feel the taste of unripe cherries in my mouth. It reminds me of my childhood best friend's father. He raised her on his own. Majority of the cards don't describe him because he was responsible, and they had a stable home, but few cards radiate this chaotic good vibes of a middle-aged single, divorced dad with a mustache. He never bothered us, so we viciously partook in our hobbies and passions undisturbed such as: roller-skating at home, rescuing homeless cats, watching horror movies, cooking atrocities and eating whatever we wanted including aforementioned unripe cherries. Such a good dude.
Those sound like some really rad times. I'm glad you seem to have accumulated some positive childhood memories by the sound of it, wish everybody could experience the same or similar. Or at least more. It's pretty tragic how many people I've met that say they have literally one or absolutely no happy memory or experience the entirety of their childhood. : /
@@cam5816I once was the only kid from my class to place in my school's spelling bee. I didn't get close, but all the kids whose names I don't remember cheered for me. Felt great. Best memory.
As a previously divorced dad who does not often spend time with friends, I truly enjoy this and really get a kick out of the card openings and reviews.
Kidney failure and dialysis are really good cards to play in early game because they help you get reimbursement fast. The bad side is you have to be real careful if not, you can literally just lose immediately.
This also fits me starting my 40s as a single man. Sometimes being single sucks, but sucks way more to have an evil woman who does nothing but add misery
Good thing is that most women are not evil and you can divorce them if you don't like em. So I'd say it sucks way more to don't even have someone to share the misery.
Dude, I gotta say, the first time I saw your content was one of these pack openings and since then I have been hooked. I fucking love these and I love all your skits too. Keep it up, your going to blow up soon
This series has been the single most effective treatment for getting over my toxic narcissistic ex 😂 haven’t seen a card yet that doesn’t hilariously apply. Thank you so much. ❤
I remember when _"Retirement Plan"_ was amongst the The Four Fathers kinda Ancient God-esc cards but then they remade the print-- now I remember when they had the reprints because of the kinda class heir archy change in the card's stats, but you know, it's still a beautiful card. I have one in diamond cut holographic, and the one I have you can see the dad in the corner.
Shed of spiders!! Why is it so accurate!? Every time I go to my dads there are spiders EVERYWHERE, thank goodness they’re only daddy long legs, but I refuse to use his porch.
The funny thing about the house for me is that the very first one of these videos I saw was the one where he got the house. I’ve been chasing that dragon ever since.
CPAP machine is just so good card. Many people are embarrassed or just don't get used to playing it but after you learn the value it's always in the deck.
Ive slept in the shed of spiders before.. In the day it has the power to heal a bit , but may start to take away your life force once the biting starts..
Keep the pack openings coming, you're bound to get the house eventually
Divorced dads never get the house, that’s the joke 😂
@@samsonhaze6595AHHHHHH how didn't I get it?😂😂
@@snareplug3872 honestly it took me a couple of his 60 second shorts to realize the running joke, because with the card “game”, - if it actually is one - he makes comments about certain cards being better than others or having synergy with one another, and at first I thought he was 100% serious…
but upon further reflection I think a lot of those statements are just jokes in their own right, like for example he says “day drinking isn’t a great card by itself”, but if you combine it with “mowing the lawn shirtless” (or something similar related to yard work), it’s actually a really good combination” 😂
Starting to think the collectible cards are entirely for satire and there isn’t an actual “game” tied to them as they don’t seem to have any rules / print on them besides the title and a meme worthy photo to fill in the “art” section of the card.
Further suspect this because he does an exaggerated lisp/speech impediment to make himself seem as cringeworthy as possible, 95% sure it’s all just one big running joke, or that maybe he himself owns the brand of “trading cards” that are really just novelty “dad jokes”/memes 😄😂
@@samsonhaze6595could've just googled it instead of writing an Essay. Lol
@samsonhaze6595 from what I found online, there actually is one single house card out there.
The irony of him never getting the house is what really gets me 😂
It took me way to long to get it, I only got it cuz someone else kinda explained it or let's say he gave me a hint, I would still be clueless 🤦🏿♂️😂
There's only 1/1 😆
honestly...I dont know if that is a possible card to draw for divprced dads?
@@thedazzlingape2006really? Why?
@@carlferrara8183cause the evil bitches always get the house and kids. Lol
Retirement Plan being a picture of lottery tickets floored me
My bad knee had me ☠️
The combination with "scratch and sniff" makes it epic
...because of all the lead.😂
I’m glad they changed the design, the original one was a shotgun
Table for 1 reminded me that I eat every meal alone. 😂
I absolutely love this series
Literally same. Been watching him since he started. Hilarious guy.
Same
Is this a real game/collector cards and if so how do I get started
Hahahah same this is gold
Same... I show em 2 my divorced mom and she just shakes her head and rolls her eyes😂😂
I pulled the holo scratch-n-sniff "Marlboro 100s" card a while back, Most valuable card in my collection.
Holo scratch-n-sniff?!?? Lucky!
Flavor text: "A lot of folks don't even realize they cost the same as the shorts"
@@jjcoola998lol perfect
I thought they discontinued those! What a find!
Reds or Blacks? I only got Blacks in the 100
Shed of spiders is my favorite 😂
Came here for this
😂😂😂 same
Killed me.
It helps to combine that card with Inland Florida.
Don't we all have a shed of spiders? I don't like how the new cards don't have the description at the bottom anymore.
Retirement plan smells like lead.😂 That's really dark.😂
Damn I didn’t pick up on that 😂
@@josephlittlefield2256 right lol Makes you think.
So many wonderful layers
So many wonderful layers
At least 1 card gets me laughing every time. This time it was the retirement plan. 😂😂
It was shed of spiders for me.
Does it happen to be the one he always gives more info on?
There's always 1 that is extremely clever too.
For me it was "Table for One" 😂
And the lead smell from retirement plan is not from lead paint
the Table For One art is fucking great lmao
CPAP machine and the floor mattresses is a deadly combo if you’re lucky enough to pull both
Unfortunately, it's a suicide play.
If you play pickup basketball game with cpap you can cancel out sleep apnea by 50%
That's the equivalent of an Exodia strat, full suicidal and dependant of luck
@@elecman748 its as crazy as shed of spiders lock down... shed of spiders makes mystic mine look like nothing
@@ryanpaul1403Bro, Shed of Spiders makes Click-Clack BBQ Tongs look like Calf-High White Socks. I swear the power creep in this game is going to ruin the meta. 😡
the way you look up and glance around like youre making eye contact with members of an audience is amazing
"Online Poker" one is too real.
Just like Dad, he's never getting The House.
Yooooooo!!! That shits funny
Never getting the children would be also funny
That's....the joke
He did get the house he was speechless 😂
He got the house and was shooked.
Watching your unboxing series, I always feel the taste of unripe cherries in my mouth. It reminds me of my childhood best friend's father. He raised her on his own. Majority of the cards don't describe him because he was responsible, and they had a stable home, but few cards radiate this chaotic good vibes of a middle-aged single, divorced dad with a mustache. He never bothered us, so we viciously partook in our hobbies and passions undisturbed such as: roller-skating at home, rescuing homeless cats, watching horror movies, cooking atrocities and eating whatever we wanted including aforementioned unripe cherries. Such a good dude.
Those sound like some really rad times. I'm glad you seem to have accumulated some positive childhood memories by the sound of it, wish everybody could experience the same or similar. Or at least more. It's pretty tragic how many people I've met that say they have literally one or absolutely no happy memory or experience the entirety of their childhood. : /
@@shawnsmith3959I got second place in the school spelling be
@@cam5816I once was the only kid from my class to place in my school's spelling bee. I didn't get close, but all the kids whose names I don't remember cheered for me. Felt great. Best memory.
best series on the Internet right now
Literally the best up and coming series on the internet.
Shed of spiders is hilarious
best rogue deck right now
God I am loving these . “The hooters card can come with fabric from the booty shorts” bro I’m dying idk to believe if it is real or not. Panini 2.0😂
You had me at "booty-short fabric".
I love how he looks around and explains it so passionately
As a previously divorced dad who does not often spend time with friends, I truly enjoy this and really get a kick out of the card openings and reviews.
CPAP machine has always been one of my favorites.
You are honestly a genius. every skit you d really has this very sad self aware but not sense of humor and I love it
I love how he is shifting from looking at the camera, to looking to the side of the camera like he is being interviewed lol
At this point im invested, I’m watching till he gets the house
The blue man group shirt is amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You really got my ass with this series. I was so confused, yet so entertained. Youre a blessing to the algorithm
This is such a cherished classic. Thank you
Kidney failure and dialysis are really good cards to play in early game because they help you get reimbursement fast. The bad side is you have to be real careful if not, you can literally just lose immediately.
Yeah I saw that deck at locals a lot. I was playing shed of spiders lockdown.
Lfmao how do fuck up your kidneys lol
yeah its hard because if you dont have some sort of health care strat then you are basically a glass cannon.
This also fits me starting my 40s as a single man.
Sometimes being single sucks, but sucks way more to have an evil woman who does nothing but add misery
Factual
💯
Good thing is that most women are not evil and you can divorce them if you don't like em. So I'd say it sucks way more to don't even have someone to share the misery.
Hell yeah brother.
Sir, this is a wendy's
That's funny you mention the hooters card with the fabric. I remember that on sports cards
Casually mentions people were lead poisoned🤣
Shed of spiders had me fucking rolling 😂
'the promised land" is too hilarious 😂😂
Gotta love how you’re advertising your product man, smart guy!
This series is the only thing bringing me joy. Pls don't stop man.
Bro I just spat up all my food 😂😂😂 when I seen white Oakleys I lost it
The blue man group pulled up sleeve sets the stage so well 😂
GD it! I love this! Its hilarious, sad and relatable...like a favorite uncle.
“Retirement plan is not bad” spoken like a true divorced dad
Shed of spiders got me
Me to ROFLLL
table for one + shed of spiders locks out all of that cpap meta crap going around
Every time he says “not bad” it gets me
This is the best one. Shed of spiders lmao
Dude, I gotta say, the first time I saw your content was one of these pack openings and since then I have been hooked. I fucking love these and I love all your skits too. Keep it up, your going to blow up soon
Every time I’m just impressed my collection has already started without ever buying a pack
This series has been the single most effective treatment for getting over my toxic narcissistic ex 😂 haven’t seen a card yet that doesn’t hilariously apply. Thank you so much. ❤
This is so uniquely creative. I’m just finding out about this dude now. These are genius skits.
I remember when _"Retirement Plan"_ was amongst the The Four Fathers kinda Ancient God-esc cards but then they remade the print-- now I remember when they had the reprints because of the kinda class heir archy change in the card's stats, but you know, it's still a beautiful card.
I have one in diamond cut holographic, and the one I have you can see the dad in the corner.
Shed of spiders!! Why is it so accurate!? Every time I go to my dads there are spiders EVERYWHERE, thank goodness they’re only daddy long legs, but I refuse to use his porch.
"Retirement plan used to be a scratch and sniff, but they got rid of it because of all the lead." Why is that so funny???
Yo... that bad knee one hit hard! 😭
Right out the gate "CPAP MACHINE" HAHAHAHAHA
Bro sending you good vibes and lots of luck for you to pull the house soon 🙏🏼 Also, Shed of spiders and promise land 😂😂😂😂
As a son of a Divorced Dad™ that Blue Man Group shirt hit me right across the face 😂 My dad has that exact shirt, meticulously cut sleeves and all 😂😂
These are my favorite videos you make …absolute bliss ❤
This is extremely accurate 😂❤
it's never the house😂
The funny thing about the house for me is that the very first one of these videos I saw was the one where he got the house. I’ve been chasing that dragon ever since.
"I already-... It's... It's going on ebay.
Thats whats happening..."
LMAO
These are genius
Table for one 😂
I dont know how I discovered this channel but it was the best thing that has happened to me this year
He got the holo ‘The House’. N still daddio wasn’t happy! 😂😂😂
this guy is an international treasure who must be protected at all costs lol.
Can u make a playlist with all your shorts so I can auto play them?
Hear me out why don't we make divorced dads a real thing
It already is (not a game but the card's exist.
This is such a creative masterpiece. You deserve everything good coming your way.
“Please give me the house” lmao same
Divorced dads never get the house… your attempts are futile.
I honestly thought this series was a parody until I realized these cards were real when he said "this is going on eBay"
CPAP machine is just so good card. Many people are embarrassed or just don't get used to playing it but after you learn the value it's always in the deck.
I can’t get enough of these videos. Lol
That shed was literally the one my Pops had! Same damn one! They probably ordered em off a sears catalog! Hahaha! I'm 33 btw and my Pops is 64
I never understood this video format untill i came here, thank you
The way he glances over is hilarious
As a 43 year old divorced Dad this hits way to hard.
Your skills in choosing costumes are second to none
idk how this guy poped up on my feed and now i watch him everyday lol
The house card is 1/1 and you had it lost it .I love the determination
I jumped out my window when you pulled the HOLO white oakleys lololol
Seeing the party poker table brought back soooo many fun memories lmao
I got a "every other weekend with the kids" and "Chinese takeout again" in my pack last week.
Dude your Dad jokes are so underrated.. 👍🏽
Table for one was the most depressing. It hit home.
The commentary on how good the cards are according to a fictional meta is the best part lmao
I have that exact Shed of Spiders in my backyard right now.
My bad knee + Oh my back + unscheduled colonoscopy grants the “medicated” buff too
Yall know this guy made the cards right.... He has ALL of them!
Way better than Wayne's world 😂keep it going love it
retirement plan and online poker is a nasty combo for a house less deck
From where it started to where it is now . What a journey.
"they got rid of it because of all the lead" 😂
"Table for One" is a good card for the sad dad card deck built. Along with Cold Flame.
Not "The promised land", " The promise land" 😂
Sell these man. Well worth the money for the laughs and creativity. 😂😂
I'm pretty sure he does I just looked it up Google divorced dads trading card lol
@@TheOrozs theres already a bunch on TH-cam dude copying him amd selling too. Sad he has blown up yet
"ALL THE LEAD" Thats why he always dons gloves while handling these cards lol
Lol a few clips back I saw him finally get the house and it was a very good reaction. Made this whole thing 10x funnier
I'm intrigued and laughed at the last one my dad has a pair of those and my folks divorced in May XD
I have never heard a line as badass as shed of spiders
Ive slept in the shed of spiders before.. In the day it has the power to heal a bit , but may start to take away your life force once the biting starts..