It's part of an artistic performance. Everyone could make a comedy gig in which he impersonates Shayne Smith. Since Shayne Smith has same rights as everyone else even Shayne Smith may impersonate Shayne Smith, therefore he may say on stage he's Shayne Smith as a part of a performence, but not actually say it's his official identity. You are not going to accuse comics of rape just for making impression of Billy Cosby, are you? Cheers Receipt legal advice - 200$
fitztastico don't worry about that it's just a fake ass story. They can garnish your pay checks/tax refund. And if you owe enough, they can get a court order to have the Sheriff's office come out and take your stuff like house, cars, tvs, tools, anything and everything that won't prevent you from making a living. Then they auction it all off at a police auction, if it didn't pay your debt they come back. They can and will ruin your life if you owe enough. I did auto repossession for years.
@maximumchron420 Keep judging others, it's good for everyone. Jesus is probably your guy and you probably voted for Trump. Did you pay for your glass house yet? I thought weed made people friendly and mellow.
@@markgigiel2722 hmmmmm so just because the above person says they dont like face tattoos they are racist homophobic xenophobic Republican and a Christian hmmm. what a fucked up world we live in.
@@Agrippa666 was a dictator who wanted to be dictator for life and was assassinated. So is Trump. you moron. Read about the Roman Empire and it's collapse. Just F***king read actually.
Tattoos don’t always look well on camera, unfortunately. If he did a sitcom the makeup budget would have to be out the roof to conceal all his tattoos. But I agree, I love this guy!!
Its good for a joke but you really shouldn’t. The “other thing” they can do eventually is garish your wages. Plus your credit is basically your good name. It’s nice being able to buy phones, cars, houses and whatever you want. With bad credit you often can’t even get good bank accounts. You might not care now but give it 20 years. It will still be following you
@@zerosashes Assuming people have wages to garnish. I pay cash for my phone. No contract. I didn't have a credit score at age 25 yet still managed to have a car, rent a flat, and enjoy life. Credit is overrated.
I pretended to be a 19 year old girl named Tiffany who "just got this phone number" to avoid debt collectors, I don't know what's funnier, the fact that I used the most fake female voice ever or the fact that they bought it, stopped calling me and they guy even said "I'm sorry to disturb you mam..," before hanging up!
Blunt Man because the guy is just working there and doesnt actually care if you lie or not, at the end of the day it's your life and credit that gets screwed for avoiding debt. affects nobody but yourself.
I've had potential jobs call me and ask me if it was (my name) and I'm like no, never heard of her, just got this phone though. I hang up, Google the number and had to call back saying I thought they were sales people trying to sell me stuff 😊 Oops!
Carole Cook it seriously blows my mind the amount of people that get upset/bothered/ triggered for someone having an opinion they disagree with, get offended by, or just can't handle. this world is going to crap fast, and soon an entire generation of self entitled, whiney, doomed, spoiled, and overly sensitive morons will be running it.
Don't listen to people in the comments saying you don't have to pay your bills. I listened to someone who told me that when I was younger and it messed my life up for years. Horrible mistake. You can't get a car, insurance, a phone, an apartment, and often times a job.... You're gonna have a bad time, mmkay?
Lol. Imagine having to learn that close to yours 30’s. 🤦🏻♀️ It makes me wonder how horrible I could mess up my own life if it wasn’t messed up before I reached 18.
You know you're really in bad shape when the debt collectors call you and then apologize for you being in a bad situation and they never call back...Yes, it's true.
A lot of people from my generation talk like this. When guys do it i cringe. Personally i think it has to do with the effeminizing effects of meat and dairy on men. It is ironic since hes so cool with all those tatoos
See that's where the server says "Alright, well have a good day Mr. Shayne Smith" then turns around pretending to go away just waiting for acknowledgement. The second he says have a good day he turns back around and says "You've been served, Mr. Smith, have a good day".
Rising star this one! Love his presence, material, timing and delivery. His phrasing often reminds me of Louis CK's, but on a fresh new level. Great stuff
Agent serving papers makes 3-4 attempts then they post it in the local paper for a certain amount of days (depending on area) then it goes to court with or without you. At that point judge will rule in favor of the collector and your bank account , and or paycheck can be garnished or your car can be repossessed in order to satisfy the suit. Only way out of it completely is to have no job that you are getting a paycheck from, no bank account, no house with a mortgage and no investments. It also depends on the amount of the bill whether or not its worth it to go to court. Under $5000 your usually good because it cost more then that for a litigation attorney. At least one that deals with business collections.
Or, or, or... Have everything in someone else's name, and take the papers to a magistrate and have them sign a slip for you worded as "I will pay as I can afford" and after it is accepted, drop them a crisp $5 bill each month.
As my grandmother once said," If you get tattoos, make sure you can cover them up with a long sleeve shirt." Love this guy's arm tattoos though. Pretty badass.
Consequence to debt is bad credit and as a person who runs credit checks on people daily, bad credit is my worst nightmare.... Because I keep seeing what bad credit does to people all day, everyday. I have people break down in tears because their life is ruined by their bad credit and they have been running around, paying all their debts to clear it but NO, because now they are marked forever as 'doesnt pay on time' and now even if they pay their debts its almost impossible to fix it. When they have kids, illnesses, clearly going through a tough time, I want to help them and I can NOT because they fucked up some years back and now they have bad credit, ruining their whole life years down the road. They learn the lesson but only when its too late. People, dont be fooled by jokes, being sent to a debt collector is no joke. I like this guy and the jokes are funny, yeah Bruce Wayne is funny but irl, I would avoid being sent to a debt collector, avoid bad credit like the plague.
Lala Filan Ive had two accounts sent to collection and my credit is over 700. All you have to do is negotiate a smaller payment arrangement and get it in writing before you pay. You can sometimes even negotiate to have the negative mark removed in your arrangement. Debt collectors buy accounts from credit card companies at a bargain price. They just want to recoup that purchase price. A while back I lost my job and couldnt pay a CC even though it was $130 balance. After 6 mos of interest and late fees it went up to $700 and I got my notice. When I got a new job I called and told them I cant afford 700 and got it down to $150. Otherwise when you rebuild get a secured CC or take out a small loan against yourself. Dont spend it but instead use it to pay the monthly. Youre gonna pay interest out of pocket but its an easy way to buy credit after a year.
Once you are in collections the debt is not paid to the originator. It's paid to the Debt collector. You have no contract for payment with them, unless you admit it's you, and you admit the debt. So say nothing. Your credit is already messed up! Leave it there. You don't have to pay it. It won't help. Avoid collections and don't make a debt you can't pay if at all possible
I'm happy I have bad credit! I'll never get my identity stolen, I don't get those annoying offers in the mail and, no bills to remember to pay every month.
Very funny with great timing!! Funny dark humor. The face tattoos might help keep him from getting a traditional job and keep him in the comedy game where he can really have an amazing life! Come to NYC
I had a collection agency call me on the phone. In a very excited voice I told the guy, "my grandma has a new puppy, his name is Spot!" They never called again.
Or they can Levy your back account, taker your car, house, or taker money from your paychecks. And the thing is, you won't know it's even going to come out until one day you notice your check is 10% less! To fix it, is a nightmare. If you couldn't tell, I've gone through this before.
Off The Hook where the f do you live? That’s not legal in my country. Only things they can take here are the things you said they could if/when you got a loan from a bank or broker.
Georgiie Debt collectors actually have quite a few rights in most European countries. For instance, in the Netherlands (where i'm from), they can lay claim on larger property (like car or motorbike), even your house, though that needs a seriously big debt. They can lay claim to your income, by law there is a certain amount of income they can not touch, based on living situation, the rest they can take. This can easily be near or over 1/3 of your monthly salary.
Since he's a comedian and probably goes from gig to gig in different states I think they'd have a hard time predicting where his next pay check will come from to make the deductions
Here in Australia if you don't pay a debt collector they take you to court (with extra costs) and if you still don't pay they either send someone to your house to take your belongings or contact your boss and take it from your wages and if your on unemployment benefits they take it from that
lefroy1 In that case it’s just a compliment, even if he’s never interested. I don’t see where the harm is in complimenting somebody when it’s not creepy and stuff like ‘show me (blank) or I want to do (blank) to you’
You should do your Tat joke slightly before this one.... and then Circle back into the azkaban joke.... 'So for anyone who was wondering this is how i ended up doing 5 years in Azkaban. Pay your bills people. ... Something to that effect. Cause i honestly though the punch line was gonna be what are they gonna do send me to Azkaban..... IDk...
Hi, I am the person who runs credit checks when you want to buy something. When people cry and beg just to be able to get decent human living conditions and I tell them "There is nothing I can do to help you, you have bad credit" my heart breaks, every single time. They go years back to try and close every little debt they had but since its too late now, paying late doesnt fix their credit either. So I am talking to you from the future, please fix it now. When you break down infront of the person that runs the credit check, because you cant find a place to live in, get electricity, water, heating, a loan, a car like a normal human being... it really is too late. We cant help you.
Lala Filan can't they just marry someone with good credit and pull their own weight by working? Thankfully I have great credit now but that's my last resort.
Omg I got denied at best buy too! I was like do I get the free portable charger? I did sign up for the card it's note my fault I got denied and the guy's like sure idc (yes!) I got to keep it :)
They can't do anything after I want to say 5 years. Just deny deny deny. Like all of these politicians. Did you have relations, which that women? Why no, I did not. XD
What's funny is, he may be joking, but I actually did that with a bill collector and he IS correct that there isn't much they can do. In my case it was a cell phone contract. I dropped a brand new phone in the toilet, wasn't about to go two years with no phone and paying a cell bill and certainly wasn't going to pay almost $1000 to buy another one not on contract so I just dropped the service. they billed me for the breach of contract, I didn't pay it, and they sent me to collections. When collections called they said I had to pay it and I said 'no, if this is a collections agency then I've already been sent to collections so there is literally no incentive for me to pay you anything' and his response was a hilarious: "you have to pay me, it's YOUR debt!" I said "yeah... but follow me here: I'm already in collections for this debt which means it's already affected my credit score. Had the company NOT sent me to collections, they'd still have leverage, but you, as the actual collections agency who bought my debt, only made a stupid investment, because anyone with a brain realizes they've already experienced the consequences so you have no leverage at all, and I have zero incentive to pay you so I'm not going to. So are we done?" and we ended our phone call. ~shrug~
Lmao. They called me so many times. Sent me letters about taking me to court about a 3k debt. I just kept throwing them in the trash. I'm waiting for them to serve me. Can't wait.
They're gonna go to one of his next shows and when he walks on stage and says "I'm Shayne Smith" they're going to immediately serve him with papers 😂
Thats what we said.
fitztastico I don’t know if it’d apply since he’s not confirming his identity to a collector with the papers/claim.
It's part of an artistic performance. Everyone could make a comedy gig in which he impersonates Shayne Smith. Since Shayne Smith has same rights as everyone else even Shayne Smith may impersonate Shayne Smith, therefore he may say on stage he's Shayne Smith as a part of a performence, but not actually say it's his official identity. You are not going to accuse comics of rape just for making impression of Billy Cosby, are you?
Cheers
Receipt
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kinda like Confessions of a Shopaholic xD
fitztastico don't worry about that it's just a fake ass story. They can garnish your pay checks/tax refund. And if you owe enough, they can get a court order to have the Sheriff's office come out and take your stuff like house, cars, tvs, tools, anything and everything that won't prevent you from making a living. Then they auction it all off at a police auction, if it didn't pay your debt they come back. They can and will ruin your life if you owe enough. I did auto repossession for years.
"My credit is so bad, it's got face tattoos." Lmao wonderful.
@maximumchron420You must spend every day laughing then.
@maximumchron420 Keep judging others, it's good for everyone. Jesus is probably your guy and you probably voted for Trump. Did you pay for your glass house yet? I thought weed made people friendly and mellow.
@@markgigiel2722 hmmmmm so just because the above person says they dont like face tattoos they are racist homophobic xenophobic Republican and a Christian hmmm. what a fucked up world we live in.
Trump 2020
@@Agrippa666 was a dictator who wanted to be dictator for life and was assassinated. So is Trump. you moron. Read about the Roman Empire and it's collapse. Just F***king read actually.
He's PERFECT for a sitcom. Good presence, tempo is quick and snarky.
Except for the face tattoos lol
Bryan Squigly yeah that’d be hell for the makeup artist.
Yep and he thinks he's funnier than he really is. Perfect for sitcoms
Tattoos don’t always look well on camera, unfortunately. If he did a sitcom the makeup budget would have to be out the roof to conceal all his tattoos. But I agree, I love this guy!!
Hes part of the tribe as well
his voice really doesn’t match his demeanor but it’s oddly intriguing lol
SO TRUE
It's attractive
peachykeen08 he wasn’t a bad boy what u talking about
it's like when a hot chick has a deep voice and a mustache.
White Boy he was part of a gang but it could've been a bit
I'm pretty much watching Shayne's whole set in three minute chunks
I'm glad I am not the only one.
I'm about to spend the dang 99¢ and watch it all
I'm literally going to start saying the same thing😂 "do you have another thing? No? Well I'm gonna go now" 😂😂
Shantaneese Gates Literally?
Its good for a joke but you really shouldn’t. The “other thing” they can do eventually is garish your wages. Plus your credit is basically your good name. It’s nice being able to buy phones, cars, houses and whatever you want. With bad credit you often can’t even get good bank accounts. You might not care now but give it 20 years. It will still be following you
@@zerosashes Assuming people have wages to garnish. I pay cash for my phone. No contract. I didn't have a credit score at age 25 yet still managed to have a car, rent a flat, and enjoy life. Credit is overrated.
@@LSSYLondon I feel this. I dont like being part of the system
LMAO
Batman pajamas, a sharp wit, and hiding in plain sight... are we sure he ISN'T Bruce Wayne?
Twoswordsdrizzt he actually reminds me of clark kent because of the glasses haha
Twoswordsdrizzt Well, no one's ever seen them both in the same room 🤔
Twoswordsdrizzt Bruce Wayne has good credit, so....no.
A M THIS MAKES HIS DISGUISE EVEN BETTER
YOU'D NEVER EXPECT A BROKE DEBTRIDDEN COMEDIAN TO BE THE RICH MILFFUCKING DARK KNIGHT
DSA rgus ha! Okay then he just may be.
I'm not your sweetheart from WW2
"Well if you're not Shayne Smith, who are you?"
"Dudley. Vernon Dudley. Do you have another thing?"
"We're sending you to Azkaban."
"I don't have any money"
*Has a billion tattoos*
hence he HAD money
Haha
Hahaha
That's nice
although people wouldnt understand
I pretended to be a 19 year old girl named Tiffany who "just got this phone number" to avoid debt collectors, I don't know what's funnier, the fact that I used the most fake female voice ever or the fact that they bought it, stopped calling me and they guy even said "I'm sorry to disturb you mam..," before hanging up!
Blunt Man because the guy is just working there and doesnt actually care if you lie or not, at the end of the day it's your life and credit that gets screwed for avoiding debt. affects nobody but yourself.
@@fredboston3683 and just like trying to work a job in a world where they can print money indefinitely, your comment is asinine.
@@OneDarkCutie well the more money they print the lower the value of the money. Your comment is asinine.
I've had potential jobs call me and ask me if it was (my name) and I'm like no, never heard of her, just got this phone though. I hang up, Google the number and had to call back saying I thought they were sales people trying to sell me stuff 😊 Oops!
We can't question it. If you say wrong number we can't argue
*Two tin cans and string😂😂😂*
This guy is awesome! He has one of the best deliveries I have ever seen. So relatable that he makes face tattoos seem less menacing. 😂
ill pay his bills lmao why not. he's freaking beautiful.
Everyone is beautiful to someone, plus.. If you read the comments to his sets, a large percentage of them are about how cute Shayne is.
Carole Cook it seriously blows my mind the amount of people that get upset/bothered/ triggered for someone having an opinion they disagree with, get offended by, or just can't handle. this world is going to crap fast, and soon an entire generation of self entitled, whiney, doomed, spoiled, and overly sensitive morons will be running it.
He is fine
Britt Mills I’ll pay his bills and buy him a cell phone. He’s-sexy.
he just looks like Daniel Tosh with glasses and tattoos lol
"have a good day I guess?" Even in defeat these debt collectors are still polite.
Don't listen to people in the comments saying you don't have to pay your bills. I listened to someone who told me that when I was younger and it messed my life up for years. Horrible mistake. You can't get a car, insurance, a phone, an apartment, and often times a job.... You're gonna have a bad time, mmkay?
Dont French fry when your supposed to pizza!
Lol. Imagine having to learn that close to yours 30’s. 🤦🏻♀️ It makes me wonder how horrible I could mess up my own life if it wasn’t messed up before I reached 18.
I respectfully disagree🤔
Lighten up douche
This guy needs his own Netflix special!
Hahaha I love this dude
Something impressive about a joke with no curse words or dirty jokes
You know you're really in bad shape when the debt collectors call you and then apologize for you being in a bad situation and they never call back...Yes, it's true.
He is a cutey patootey . W/his bad ass credit
Gertrude? Is that you?
Alishia Rane Who tf is Gertrude?
Alishia Rane Lmao, nvm I got it
Gertrude's been out of the teeth game forever & he's not her sweetheart from WWII.
His patootie is pretty cute 😘
😂😂😂me af
Send me to Alcatraz
"And I was like...and he was like..."
gr1nder07 Ya know? 😏
ilovesparky13 ahhhh ya beat me to it lol
A lot of people from my generation talk like this. When guys do it i cringe. Personally i think it has to do with the effeminizing effects of meat and dairy on men. It is ironic since hes so cool with all those tatoos
This didn't bother me until you said it.
Nicholas Scott haha what?😂
GertRUDE
"I'm Bruce Wayne" That's it, I'm dead.
At least he was wearing batman pajamas to go with the alias.🙂
I honestly love this guy
This guy is really funny! It’s nice to hear a new comedian who is actually funny
See that's where the server says "Alright, well have a good day Mr. Shayne Smith" then turns around pretending to go away just waiting for acknowledgement. The second he says have a good day he turns back around and says "You've been served, Mr. Smith, have a good day".
He is honestly so attractive to me. 😂
You are unbelievably funny you are super relatable to me and this had me cracking up I hope he ends up doing big things with his comedy
Rising star this one! Love his presence, material, timing and delivery. His phrasing often reminds me of Louis CK's, but on a fresh new level. Great stuff
DJAnthologic with much less vulgarity lmao
Yikes gross don’t compare him to him but yeah great presence, material, timing, and delivery
Agent serving papers makes 3-4 attempts then they post it in the local paper for a certain amount of days (depending on area) then it goes to court with or without you. At that point judge will rule in favor of the collector and your bank account , and or paycheck can be garnished or your car can be repossessed in order to satisfy the suit. Only way out of it completely is to have no job that you are getting a paycheck from, no bank account, no house with a mortgage and no investments.
It also depends on the amount of the bill whether or not its worth it to go to court. Under $5000 your usually good because it cost more then that for a litigation attorney. At least one that deals with business collections.
Or, or, or... Have everything in someone else's name, and take the papers to a magistrate and have them sign a slip for you worded as "I will pay as I can afford" and after it is accepted, drop them a crisp $5 bill each month.
@@beltfed4624 Or man up and pay your bills.
I mean, thanks for the info, but also.. thanks for sort of ruining the joke 🤷🏻♀️
As my grandmother once said," If you get tattoos, make sure you can cover them up with a long sleeve shirt." Love this guy's arm tattoos though. Pretty badass.
Consequence to debt is bad credit and as a person who runs credit checks on people daily, bad credit is my worst nightmare.... Because I keep seeing what bad credit does to people all day, everyday. I have people break down in tears because their life is ruined by their bad credit and they have been running around, paying all their debts to clear it but NO, because now they are marked forever as 'doesnt pay on time' and now even if they pay their debts its almost impossible to fix it. When they have kids, illnesses, clearly going through a tough time, I want to help them and I can NOT because they fucked up some years back and now they have bad credit, ruining their whole life years down the road. They learn the lesson but only when its too late. People, dont be fooled by jokes, being sent to a debt collector is no joke. I like this guy and the jokes are funny, yeah Bruce Wayne is funny but irl, I would avoid being sent to a debt collector, avoid bad credit like the plague.
Lala Filan just file bankruptcy and then get small loans and make payments on time for a while and bam 700 credit score
Lala Filan Ive had two accounts sent to collection and my credit is over 700. All you have to do is negotiate a smaller payment arrangement and get it in writing before you pay. You can sometimes even negotiate to have the negative mark removed in your arrangement. Debt collectors buy accounts from credit card companies at a bargain price. They just want to recoup that purchase price. A while back I lost my job and couldnt pay a CC even though it was $130 balance. After 6 mos of interest and late fees it went up to $700 and I got my notice. When I got a new job I called and told them I cant afford 700 and got it down to $150.
Otherwise when you rebuild get a secured CC or take out a small loan against yourself. Dont spend it but instead use it to pay the monthly. Youre gonna pay interest out of pocket but its an easy way to buy credit after a year.
Bad credit is "your WORST nightmare"? I'm 53 years old and I can assure you bad credit should be the Least of your worst nightmares! LMAO!
Once you are in collections the debt is not paid to the originator. It's paid to the Debt collector. You have no contract for payment with them, unless you admit it's you, and you admit the debt. So say nothing. Your credit is already messed up! Leave it there. You don't have to pay it. It won't help. Avoid collections and don't make a debt you can't pay if at all possible
I'm happy I have bad credit! I'll never get my identity stolen, I don't get those annoying offers in the mail and, no bills to remember to pay every month.
“What are you gonna do, send me to Alcatraz? *Can’t*.”
"My credits so bad it's also got face tattoos" 🤣
This story comes from experience and I 100% believe he is telling the truth, Funny af🤣🤧
I love that I can finally watch stand up!!! Thanks Dry Bar & Vidangel
I work at Best Buy and I have a face tattoo so I feel this on not being able to be approved for a card 😂
It's all fun and games till they start garnishing your wages.
Im am and straight guy but thats one handsome man
TheBrigadeloco she was before he disfigured himself with those tattoos!
LizMcNamara47 that what you get when you do 5 years in azkaban:D hes still hansodsome as phoque
she was before he...what the deuce did I just read? Also I agree with TheBridgadeloco, hotness.
Jesus I think I had a stroke while reading that
LizMcNamara47 It’s art. He’s still glorious. Disfigurement is more along the lines of plastic surgery and piercings, not skin ink.
I got denied for a fred meyer (kroger) card and I LITERALLY WORK THERE
This, white chocolate, a bike ride and Tully makes for a mother's day well celebrated. 💕
Very funny with great timing!! Funny dark humor. The face tattoos might help keep him from getting a traditional job and keep him in the comedy game where he can really have an amazing life!
Come to NYC
Funnier than I expected it to be. Funny guy.
I had a collection agency call me on the phone. In a very excited voice I told the guy, "my grandma has a new puppy, his name is Spot!" They never called again.
The best Shayne Smith yet!
"No one feel bad for Gertrude!" "I'm not your sweetheart Gertrude." I'm howling 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I thought clean comedy sucked but every single one of the comedians on this channel are incredible
His official stage name is Shayne "You Know!" Smith.
Why am I discovering this guy so late?
Loved him! So much fun!
Xo from Venezuela
Or they can Levy your back account, taker your car, house, or taker money from your paychecks. And the thing is, you won't know it's even going to come out until one day you notice your check is 10% less! To fix it, is a nightmare. If you couldn't tell, I've gone through this before.
Off The Hook where the f do you live? That’s not legal in my country.
Only things they can take here are the things you said they could if/when you got a loan from a bank or broker.
Georgiie Debt collectors actually have quite a few rights in most European countries. For instance, in the Netherlands (where i'm from), they can lay claim on larger property (like car or motorbike), even your house, though that needs a seriously big debt. They can lay claim to your income, by law there is a certain amount of income they can not touch, based on living situation, the rest they can take. This can easily be near or over 1/3 of your monthly salary.
@@georgiie6682 in most countries they can sue and take your money that way.
You all forget you cant get blood from a stone...
Since he's a comedian and probably goes from gig to gig in different states I think they'd have a hard time predicting where his next pay check will come from to make the deductions
I'm only laughing because I worked in that dentist office ad I'm Gertrude. 😆
I would like to believe he actually got the debt cleared. Or at least will sometime
Im not reading your letters, gertrude, im not your sweetheart from ww2 lmaoooo
"He's like... and I'm like... and he's like... then I'm like... So. So. That happened."
Ya know...
Here in Australia if you don't pay a debt collector they take you to court (with extra costs) and if you still don't pay they either send someone to your house to take your belongings or contact your boss and take it from your wages and if your on unemployment benefits they take it from that
Im not ready to be someone else
It's 3pm, I've just woken up 😂😂😂
Omg, he is so flipping cute! I love a funny nerd with tattoos and piercings. Funny is always sexy
My guess is you're barking up the wrong tree there babe.
lefroy1 In that case it’s just a compliment, even if he’s never interested. I don’t see where the harm is in complimenting somebody when it’s not creepy and stuff like ‘show me (blank) or I want to do (blank) to you’
*drool*
You need to upload more videos. So funny! Love you!
You should do your Tat joke slightly before this one.... and then Circle back into the azkaban joke.... 'So for anyone who was wondering this is how i ended up doing 5 years in Azkaban. Pay your bills people. ... Something to that effect. Cause i honestly though the punch line was gonna be what are they gonna do send me to Azkaban..... IDk...
I think the Alcatraz was good, but maybe it’s cuz I live in San Francisco so I could be biased.
viny009 GENIUS! I like it!!
this is one of the best stand up artists ive watched xD
too funny man
Lmao I just blocked the collection's number. I never got any bills but they still try calling me
Hi, I am the person who runs credit checks when you want to buy something. When people cry and beg just to be able to get decent human living conditions and I tell them "There is nothing I can do to help you, you have bad credit" my heart breaks, every single time. They go years back to try and close every little debt they had but since its too late now, paying late doesnt fix their credit either. So I am talking to you from the future, please fix it now. When you break down infront of the person that runs the credit check, because you cant find a place to live in, get electricity, water, heating, a loan, a car like a normal human being... it really is too late. We cant help you.
Lala Filan That’s actually heartbreaking
Lala Filan can't they just marry someone with good credit and pull their own weight by working? Thankfully I have great credit now but that's my last resort.
Sallyma A it's 100% fixable but it can take years and someone that specializes in credit repair.
If you can learn to be comfortable without the luxuries of a life of debt, you can be ready to relocate anywhere in the world in 5 minutes.
My face hurts from laughing so much.
I thought this dude had a paper bag on his neck for a minute
0:46 the old lady on the left...her reaction is a MOOD😩😂🔥😭‼️‼️‼️
I want to marry this manbaby 💁🏿♀️
GIRL, SAME
Why is he the most adorable perfect man, tho 😍😍
Get your gaydar fixed ladies..lol.
@@Nightbird. He definitely has a girlfriend atm
@@notlargerthanlife My gaydar still goes off when I see him..lol. Maybe he's bi?
I love this dude lmao he's great, looking forward to more material
Straight edge! Me too! Court-ordered though, so it's sad.
I love him.
This guy is great. And I think his tattoos are pretty cool.
Why thank you!
All good. Looking forward to hearing more material :)
i'll forever laugh at this
Omg I got denied at best buy too! I was like do I get the free portable charger? I did sign up for the card it's note my fault I got denied and the guy's like sure idc (yes!) I got to keep it :)
He is literally amazing! Great jokes, great humor and a great face. Like. Lord is he handsome.
They can't do anything after I want to say 5 years. Just deny deny deny. Like all of these politicians. Did you have relations, which that women? Why no, I did not. XD
This is exactly the situation I’m in rn I’m laughing so hard lmaoo
Seen this guy on other videos where he isn't doing a clean show, and I honestly think he's funnier doing a clean act!
This is my life he's describing. 😂😂😂
This is amazing! I really want to see his show
visit drybarcomedy.com/shayne-yt you can watch his entire special for free!
you spelled penis wrong..
This channels perfect when you wanna watch comedy with you mom and not make it awkward
This my own thing
👍🏾
You are not the real Justin Y.
This guy is funny af. Watched this whole stand up and it's all this good. Transitions are rough but jokes are on point. :D
Good material. Questionable delivery. More like a funny friend than a good comedian, but I'll keep an eye out.
I like it. It feels more natural; he doesn't need a persona to make him funny.
Agreed. But that'll improve with experience. Def gonna keep my eye on this guy too.
He had me laughing. It was totally relatable.
Elias Gregory could definitely have used a couple of pauses to let the audience laugh without cutting over more material
I would like to see him live
“beyond sneezing on a baby i’m pretty bad at every”
'he was like" and " I was like" and "he was like", etc
Love it. He's so truthful.
Well no, you may not have noticed but he stole from the dentist.
He tells stories like Geoff from RT
Lol thought the same thing. I also thought that, besides all the tatoos, he looked a little like Lawrence from funhaus.
What's funny is, he may be joking, but I actually did that with a bill collector and he IS correct that there isn't much they can do. In my case it was a cell phone contract. I dropped a brand new phone in the toilet, wasn't about to go two years with no phone and paying a cell bill and certainly wasn't going to pay almost $1000 to buy another one not on contract so I just dropped the service. they billed me for the breach of contract, I didn't pay it, and they sent me to collections. When collections called they said I had to pay it and I said 'no, if this is a collections agency then I've already been sent to collections so there is literally no incentive for me to pay you anything' and his response was a hilarious: "you have to pay me, it's YOUR debt!" I said "yeah... but follow me here: I'm already in collections for this debt which means it's already affected my credit score. Had the company NOT sent me to collections, they'd still have leverage, but you, as the actual collections agency who bought my debt, only made a stupid investment, because anyone with a brain realizes they've already experienced the consequences so you have no leverage at all, and I have zero incentive to pay you so I'm not going to. So are we done?" and we ended our phone call. ~shrug~
I guess as long as the comedy clubs pay him in cash they can't garnish his wages, either.
This guy is really funny
Better wear a turtleneck kid
It's funnier when your actual dads name is Bruce Wayne, and you're Mary Jane
I was actually denied a Best Buy card🤷♂️🤦♂️😂
Lmao. They called me so many times. Sent me letters about taking me to court about a 3k debt. I just kept throwing them in the trash. I'm waiting for them to serve me. Can't wait.
Serve u how
This comment section makes me want to get tattoos
I totally wanna hang out with this guy!😂
He's adorable. I want to bring him home and feed him.
Bro, your a hero
Neck tat here, I think this guy may be the funniest clean comedian I have ever seen since Bill Cosby, but I may have been drugged back then.
His tattoos give me life love him 💕❤️