You sent his unit 9000 cookies. 9,000 cookies for as few as 300 young men and women - no more than a thousand. That's between 9 and THIRTY COOKIES PER SOLDIER. 9,000 cookies. You're family now, boi. You're NEVER going to stop getting texts from that family. 😂😊 Edit:"catfished by Hefty"? Nah, bro. That's couple's goals right there. When something so small makes you fall in love all over again, that speaks of an undercurrent of true love. The kind of love that keeps you together even though periods when you can't stand each other. 🥰
Hes right...my first was named after my uncle who passed when i was 16 and my father for his middle name. The second we heard rolling stones angie one night on the radio driving and said "lets call her that" 😅
I made the mistake of coming back to the car after fuelling up. I asked my partner if she had used hand saniter as the car smelled of cleaner. No that was her perfume she just sprayed while I was paying for fuel. That didn't go down well.
Mostly on point. Probably funnier if you're a parent. I thought it was great. 👌 PS : My kids are Melissa (Allman Brothers) & Casey (Grateful Dead/Casey at bat).
Talk to your kids from a young age like a normal person. I mean, moderate your language. Obviously, I do understand that they're learning to be people, but they are people talk to them that as such. Explain things to them in a language they can understand. There's time that you need to be making silly noises and make funny faces. Its engagement and socialization are all part of that. Will you do your kid and yourself favor if you're just like hey don't go under the the sink and play with that stuff those are poison and it will make you sick.
It's a good thing that dry bar has a laugh track, otherwise there'd been nothing but crickets mostly through his entire set. I don't know if it's his timing, or his voice (I'm not trying to be mean) something wasn't working right. I found that I giggled maybe twice, and that was forced. Sorry, no, honestly I think it was his voice. And the way he talked negatively about his kids, he doesn't know how lucky he is to have three healthy children, I'd rather he talk negatively about his wife, ( not really) but I didn't think any of that was funny at all. Find a different subject other than your kids to tear down and just disrespect. Bad jerk of a move dude !!!😮
I'm watching this in the future on my phone, probably.
U will laugh 🤣
Me, too!
Me too
Same
I’m watching this in the past, on my VCR.
You sent his unit 9000 cookies. 9,000 cookies for as few as 300 young men and women - no more than a thousand. That's between 9 and THIRTY COOKIES PER SOLDIER. 9,000 cookies. You're family now, boi. You're NEVER going to stop getting texts from that family. 😂😊
Edit:"catfished by Hefty"? Nah, bro. That's couple's goals right there. When something so small makes you fall in love all over again, that speaks of an undercurrent of true love. The kind of love that keeps you together even though periods when you can't stand each other. 🥰
I have to tell you that he became the most popular man in his unit. With 9000 cookies he’s feeding a whole company.
Cookies and cocao powder and a little water
You treat the 3rd kid like the airlines handle your luggage...
…and that’s why they child protective services 😂
😆 this guy is killing it!
Congratulations on the almost 20 years now!! And may your love last forever! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😄🌹🌹🌹
This guy is good. First time seeing him
I loved all of his jokes and how they were funny because most he actually did! I have been married for almost 40 years, and his jokes are reality!
I so enjoyed this set. I laughed so hard. Thank you! 💝🥰🤗
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Baby talk in the regular voice was so good!! 😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The toddler and the cookies, lol. Poor, sweet baby!! 😂😂❤️❤️
This was hilarious 😂. Thanks for the laughs 😃
I love this guy. He’s hilarious.
That was hilarious! 😂
Probably wouldn't sell a lot of trash bags but that would make for one hilarious Hefty commercial.
Should have named your second daughter... Emily Kay! Boom!
That's brilliant, well done! 😊
😂. Took a second… it’s early in the morning
I always had fun at my grandparents house, I still miss them 😢
Hes right...my first was named after my uncle who passed when i was 16 and my father for his middle name. The second we heard rolling stones angie one night on the radio driving and said "lets call her that" 😅
That’s such a great song!!!
I thought this was very funny. Thanks for making me laugh.
Well done.
He is hilarious 😂😂
Missed an opportunity to call her Martina Luther King
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you have ever had 5 year olds, you understand both jokes 😅
Very funny!!!
In watching in the future on my phone, too! 😂
Send me the cookies, just don't tell my doctor please 🙂
This could be a TED talk.
😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
👍
I've never been so interested in a text thread 😂 and Austin is probably fron Charlotte or Raleigh area 😂
I made the mistake of coming back to the car after fuelling up. I asked my partner if she had used hand saniter as the car smelled of cleaner. No that was her perfume she just sprayed while I was paying for fuel. That didn't go down well.
The audio for this video is a little quiet. Usually, 60%volume on my phone is enough, but for this video, I have to go upto 90%.
Mostly on point. Probably funnier if you're a parent. I thought it was great. 👌
PS : My kids are Melissa (Allman Brothers) & Casey (Grateful Dead/Casey at bat).
Riding that train
I'm surprised that you're still alive after saying "that's OK ". How's your life insurance?
Talk to your kids from a young age like a normal person. I mean, moderate your language. Obviously, I do understand that they're learning to be people, but they are people talk to them that as such. Explain things to them in a language they can understand. There's time that you need to be making silly noises and make funny faces. Its engagement and socialization are all part of that. Will you do your kid and yourself favor if you're just like hey don't go under the the sink and play with that stuff those are poison and it will make you sick.
It's a good thing that dry bar has a laugh track, otherwise there'd been nothing but crickets mostly through his entire set. I don't know if it's his timing, or his voice (I'm not trying to be mean) something wasn't working right. I found that I giggled maybe twice, and that was forced. Sorry, no, honestly I think it was his voice. And the way he talked negatively about his kids, he doesn't know how lucky he is to have three healthy children, I'd rather he talk negatively about his wife, ( not really) but I didn't think any of that was funny at all. Find a different subject other than your kids to tear down and just disrespect. Bad jerk of a move dude !!!😮
I must have missed something...I didn't think he was tearing down his kids at all.
Apparently this is your first time hearing comedy.
Wow. I think maybe you are just a bit too touchy. Lighten up.
Drunk again.
Karen