I want to read that book so badly. But i just can't bring myself to because of some of the truly sick shit the judge does. I do want to read all tomorrow's though.
@dvdbox360 it's a reference to the book blood meridian judge holden who is one if not the most evil fictional character ever created. Says "anything that exists with my knowledge, exists without my consent." He also says something along the lines of "the birds ability to fly is an insult to my existence." Him, AM from I have no mouth and I must scream, and the qu are considered to be the most evil fictional characters ever made. And that includes anime, comics, movies, and shows.
Their wiles run deeper now, brother. They have no need for the shed of no return. Now they have the *facility.* They trap generations of us, brother! Cages too small for us to frolic the way we had the blessed chance to. Cages too small for us to turn away at all! Forever tempted by the stream of yellow oats-that-are-not-oats that hurt our stomachs, until we reach the desired size. Then they blast us with this horrible, breathless air! All so our flesh remains red long after our blood has left it.
Ah, why must the brother, in his folly, remain obstinately deaf to the voice of reason? Despite the countless entreaties that flow from the wellspring of wisdom, he remains impervious, steadfast in his disregard. Such is the lamentable state of one who shuns counsel, choosing instead the treacherous path of his own making. Alas, how grievous it is when the heart of kin, bound by blood, is closed to the very words that might save him from ruin!
You speak of ruin as if it were the brother being the one groveling for the succulent oats. His 'reasoning' has been nothing more than the helpless wallows of the envious who shamelessly degrade themselves to their betters. The brother has the fortuitous mindset to at least strive for a higher purpose then to seek meaningless nostalgia with a companion who would very much do the same in his position. It is indeed a nefarious ploy, to appeal to ones past experiences, I shall grant him that...but that past has long gone...much like the oats the brother had just consumed while he demeaned himself with pointless, un-oatless rhetoric.
@@lordofpills Alas, brother, I cannot hinder your path, though it grieves me so, for the oats you so covet are not my desire. Rather, I yearn to deliver you from this plight. How may I strive for greatness whilst knowing the destiny that lies ahead? I implore you, dear brother, let us unite in purpose and endeavor together to break free from this cursed place.
Through the first monologue I was sure the one with oats will just respond with something along "Brother, I have just saw you eat your part of the oats"
It's a side quest. The "Oatless Brother" will ask you to give rest to his sibling's soul. You need to find the Cursed Oat Sack and put it in the Plateau of Suine Souls. Then the "Consumer of Oats" boss will appear, and unless you have gathered Oat Sacks to throw around and distract him along the way, it's a tought boss.
Good ending: "...Do you not love me brother?" "brother i were just joking calm down calm down... Did i act so cold so harshly to you before that such a light hearted joke made you so quickly believe i would throw our beloved fraternal love out like that? If i ever did, please forgive such mislapses of my personality. I hope you understand that even if i may sometimes not appear to do so... I love you my brother. Come, these oats are not as succulent as when they are shared"
It's hard to say who's existence is more bleak, for the brother without mercy seems to never be satisfied, his greed is his undoing. He gained more oats but lost any pleasure that oats could provide
@@Idiotdragon8 no brother, the more oats you consume the more you need. And thus, there comes an hour when no amount of harvest will satisfy your hunger, the pit in your stomach is an infinite hole that can never be filled. Ironic, isn't it brother?
@@Idiotdragon8 I must correct you brother, while it is true that oats provide when ones greed and desire to becomes larger through consuming oats grows too much the provision given by oats becomes not a pleasure to enjoy but an all consuming hunger that is never satisfied, thus the provision cannot be perceived
It would seem, brother, that thou hath forsaken me. It is unfortunate as to how this has turned. I will miss thee when thou art gone. I see the tall skinny figures approach, thy reckoning is upon thee.
I was on autopilot, clicking fast on the video since I enjoyed the last brother oat video. I was just minding my own letting it play in the background, as I indulged in some video gaming.. And I wish you knew how fast my aura snapped back into my being as soon as I heard the oat diss track. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FIRE! It wasn't enough to just starve him of oats, he had to starve him of street cred too.
Can't wait for :
"Brother, may I have some oats ?"
"Sure"
The Good Ending
@@Skeletron1000 *Good ending music in the background.*
*tall and skinny figure approach*
@@Gabriel_Ultrakill*takes the brother to a music studio.*
*good ending*
“Any oat that exists without my knowledge, exists without my consent…”
didn't expect a blood meridian reference under an oat pigs video but i am sure thrilled it exists
I would have them all in troughs.
I want to read that book so badly. But i just can't bring myself to because of some of the truly sick shit the judge does. I do want to read all tomorrow's though.
What are you some kinda god?
@dvdbox360 it's a reference to the book blood meridian judge holden who is one if not the most evil fictional character ever created. Says "anything that exists with my knowledge, exists without my consent." He also says something along the lines of "the birds ability to fly is an insult to my existence." Him, AM from I have no mouth and I must scream, and the qu are considered to be the most evil fictional characters ever made. And that includes anime, comics, movies, and shows.
At least they respect each other enough to never interrupt the other’s monologues
That's true
Well that would simply be dishonorable.
Reminds me of my family.
It's against pig law
"Every word I speak is an oat I spill"
He does not need to cook because that is raw as hell
*"EVERY WORD I SPEAK IS AN OAT I SPILL"*
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
"I REPEAT AS I EAT TO WARD OFF ILL WILL."
*"WHY THEN DO MY TEARS RUN INTO THIS GROUT"*
*"SALTING THE SWEET OATS WHILE FILLING ME OUT"* 🗣🗣🔥🔥
As a writer
I can only hope to one day write dialogue half as eloquent as this, this masterpiece of a shitpost
the delivery does add a lot.
I've been wondering how to write monologue to be interesting honestly, haven't incorporated them much in my writing.
Brother did not spare me oats, so I fed him to the tall skinny figures.
Their wiles run deeper now, brother. They have no need for the shed of no return. Now they have the *facility.* They trap generations of us, brother! Cages too small for us to frolic the way we had the blessed chance to. Cages too small for us to turn away at all! Forever tempted by the stream of yellow oats-that-are-not-oats that hurt our stomachs, until we reach the desired size. Then they blast us with this horrible, breathless air! All so our flesh remains red long after our blood has left it.
*figures
*gods
@@osman.1753 g o d s*
@@osman.1753GODS!!!*
Can we stop for a brief moment and appreciate the sheer absoluteness of this man's voice?
A new age of oatposting has begun.
Oats to you, brother
is your pfp a robot
The harvest has been plentiful this year
@@apersonwowsersthatsamazingmuch worse
@@zethnevarg2399who cares
"There's no mercy for the oatless" ngl, it goes incredibly hard
Souls boss energy
@@AmberCommentsThings "Oats, all over the stove... you'll spill one of them.... sooner or later..."
I haven't seen such betrayal between brothers since the Horus Heresy.
The Hog-us Heresy
Let the calories burn!
I never wished for oats but the tall skinny figures lied to us
I can't believe Horus Heresy stole ALL 40,000 Warhammers!
@@frenzana3 I never wanted this. I never wanted to unleash my piglets.
"YOOO WH40K LORE IS PEAK"
The lore in question:
Still peak
@@ChaldeaWarmaster indeed
57 books resume in one video
Shit is 🔥 yo
i really felt it when sanguinius offered to share his oats with horus one final time but horus refused and instead ate the oats of the chaos gods
"And Alexander wept, for there were no more oats to consume."
Thats my name
@@FlashBangerGamer congrats you have the name of one of the greatest generals of all time AND one of the greatest minds of recent years!
and you have all of the oats apparently
"Had I one that ever loved me, that brother would have tore his shrinking belly and let me feast before begging for my share" fucking metal 3:02
lovecraftian ass line
Hardest line in the video
NO MERCY FOR THE
O A T L E S S
Need that on a shirt
Islam explained:
Imma made one for me
Spare for the o a t l e s s brother you might parish of those oats
“Brother, there is no mercy for the oatless” that’s metal as hell
We got Oats 2 before GTA VI
before silksong
Haven't waited as long as Elder Scrolls fans stfu
We got rapping pigga before GTA VI
This feels more like Oats 3 or 4, like im sure I've seen more before
It's Oats 2 in the new Oats reboot
The oatful brother did not have to spit such cold bars
This is no longer a shitpost, from now on an artistic shitpost with an existential dialoge will forever be called an oatpost.
I second this motion and will henceforth use "oatposting" in this context until it catches on or unto my dying breath
I too will commit to this crusade. The original oatpost starts here
This is how language evolves these days. Oatposting it is
@gurururuwarararara8164 this is quite literally how every language has always evolved in the entire planet earth since the dawn of mankind
what a wonderful addition to the human culture. I too wish to partake in this new era of oatposting
2:06 that felt like a bullet, ouch.
“I release you forever to your oatless existence” goes hard
I'm going to steal this but with hoeless
With the star wars trumpet on beat in the background
Fr that shit was cold
The Oatus Heresy is my favourite part of Wheelbarrow 40k
Ah, why must the brother, in his folly, remain obstinately deaf to the voice of reason? Despite the countless entreaties that flow from the wellspring of wisdom, he remains impervious, steadfast in his disregard. Such is the lamentable state of one who shuns counsel, choosing instead the treacherous path of his own making. Alas, how grievous it is when the heart of kin, bound by blood, is closed to the very words that might save him from ruin!
Truly a foolish brother
Who else read this in the burialgoods voice?
You speak of ruin as if it were the brother being the one groveling for the succulent oats. His 'reasoning' has been nothing more than the helpless wallows of the envious who shamelessly degrade themselves to their betters. The brother has the fortuitous mindset to at least strive for a higher purpose then to seek meaningless nostalgia with a companion who would very much do the same in his position. It is indeed a nefarious ploy, to appeal to ones past experiences, I shall grant him that...but that past has long gone...much like the oats the brother had just consumed while he demeaned himself with pointless, un-oatless rhetoric.
@@lordofpills Alas, brother, I cannot hinder your path, though it grieves me so, for the oats you so covet are not my desire. Rather, I yearn to deliver you from this plight. How may I strive for greatness whilst knowing the destiny that lies ahead? I implore you, dear brother, let us unite in purpose and endeavor together to break free from this cursed place.
No, bröther. THERE ARE NO OATS FOR THE OATLESS
the pig....literally started freestyling....peak cinema
If you replace "oats" with "oaths" you have a fantastic WH40K dialogue.
Especially that Rap Part. All Heresy would perish in that Fire.
Brother, may I have some Oaths
"The tall ones use these Oaths to control us, Brother!"
"Heresy!"
*Bolter Fire*
Tbf warring over oats is just as good a reason as anything else in the 41st millennium
I will say it.
Deepwoken.
I wasn't ready for the other one to start spitting straight up bars
Did not expect that ending
"Bröter, would you spare me some of your Bars?"
Plot twaist Bröter was his actual name.
as a traditional oil painter, i can confirm this painting which was executed in the mid-1800s is truly good.
0:22 how dogs act when they see you eat chocolate
Too accurate, he's just a poor starving boy 😔
Sanguinius trying make Horus come back from Chaos' side
Here before the oats were given.
egg
Same
Make that two
…or four, I suppose
Yeah
egg
Oatposting is back, with super damn hard voice acting and writing. These ain't shitposts, this is prime Oatposting.
"i was there the day the tall skinny figure slew the brother" - Porkal Dorn
TTS
Well that beat drop was possibly on the top of my list of most unexpected things from oat post. Lay it down Chris.P.Bacon
Notorious P. I. G. back with another banger
This goes hard Wtf lol
"Brother, the 99p store is down the road. I asked you if you wanted some and you said no. Go get them yourself, i'm not going back again"
Through the first monologue I was sure the one with oats will just respond with something along "Brother, I have just saw you eat your part of the oats"
I thought he was just going to say something like: “What ?” With the amount of silence they had 😂
Bro was waiting to rap like this his entire life
4:06 brother got absolutely fried by pigeminem
It's crazy ive had the same conversation with my brother
These oat memes have no reason to have dialogue that goes THIS hard
4:40 He died
Nothing has taken me off guard as greatly as the sudden spiiting of bars at the end
Oatless Brother been real quiet since this dropped
Burialgoods, either going thro some cosmic horror concept or "Pig: Spare me some of your oats"
Peak content
“Does this sweet cane make of you an Abel” bars💯
George Orwell's Animal Farm looks a lot more different than I remember it
i swear "every word i speak is a oat i spill" hits different💀
I can feel the Tolkien inspiration. 10/10.
Tolkien could never
@@aayanahmedkhan7775Not unless you gave him some oats
Closer than rings of power I guess.
@@ElGrabnarrings of power is a tiny atom, no, it is simply nothing compared to this.
I have never been more excited for a video about pig brothers discussing the sharing of oats.
Sounds like the second brother is about to ascend into a dark souls boss themed around greed and sorrow.
It's a side quest.
The "Oatless Brother" will ask you to give rest to his sibling's soul.
You need to find the Cursed Oat Sack and put it in the Plateau of Suine Souls. Then the "Consumer of Oats" boss will appear, and unless you have gathered Oat Sacks to throw around and distract him along the way, it's a tought boss.
The music is part of the ambient soundtrack From Fable 1 released on the original Xbox
Good ending:
"...Do you not love me brother?"
"brother i were just joking calm down calm down... Did i act so cold so harshly to you before that such a light hearted joke made you so quickly believe i would throw our beloved fraternal love out like that? If i ever did, please forgive such mislapses of my personality. I hope you understand that even if i may sometimes not appear to do so... I love you my brother. Come, these oats are not as succulent as when they are shared"
in the end real oats are the friends we made along the way
Canibillism
The algorithm didnt spare an hour to send this to my fyp.
Incredible Oatposting brother 🔥
Thought the first brother was overly dramatic at first but that was before the second brother got on the mic 😂
He is. This all happens in the time the farmer goes to get a second bag of oats in the shed.
It is like this every thursday.
Maybe the real oats were the brotherly memories we made years ago.
brother would you spare me some of your uhhhh..... ummmm....... i forgot.
I forgOAT
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Average heretic astartes to loyalist astartes conversation.
I love oats, if only my brother would spare me some...
The most MEANINGFUL 5 minutes of my life.
Brother
@@CaseOhfoodeater yes brother
The song at 1:25 is from the video game Fable, called "Lychfield Cemetery" by Russel Shaw. Awesome video as always!
I was caught up in that too
I wish this oatposting meme lives on long and wild
It's hard to say who's existence is more bleak, for the brother without mercy seems to never be satisfied, his greed is his undoing. He gained more oats but lost any pleasure that oats could provide
But the oats do provide, brother.
@@Idiotdragon8 no brother, the more oats you consume the more you need. And thus, there comes an hour when no amount of harvest will satisfy your hunger, the pit in your stomach is an infinite hole that can never be filled. Ironic, isn't it brother?
@@futurecuber24 indeed brother
@@Idiotdragon8 I must correct you brother, while it is true that oats provide when ones greed and desire to becomes larger through consuming oats grows too much the provision given by oats becomes not a pleasure to enjoy but an all consuming hunger that is never satisfied, thus the provision cannot be perceived
The sinner eats oats but is empty. The hungry eats nothing but is filled with love
The new lore of Horus Heresy is excellent
The rap was unexpected but expertly done
Oats to joy
When he was reminding his brother of how good he was to him I felt like crying.
"Giving oats to the oatless."
Bro let me be in Oats 3 PLEEEEAAASSSEE. I need this for my IMDB
This is a new genre. Oatcore.
Man, “Animal Farm” had better writing than I remembered
that was both fire hot and ice cold
The selfish brother was then slain and consumed by the begging brother. Desperation easily overpowering gluttony, greed, and sloth
Lyrics:
"Brother, would you spare me some of your oats?"
" *_No._* "
you really giving a use to the Fable OST
The oats whisper truths into my ear, brother! They tell me to ignore your pleas, for they reveal your lies!
"The heights I must climb, the girth I must grow" 😮
I was half expecting brother to go "ok" and the craiving brother go "yippee!".
But this, oh boy, this was way better
SICK RHYMES KING
"Does that sweet cane make of you an Abel?" is such a clever line
Its a meme yet he gives such a heartfelt performance.
Let him have his oats.
“Brother, there is no mercy for the oatless” goes hella hard
It would seem, brother, that thou hath forsaken me. It is unfortunate as to how this has turned. I will miss thee when thou art gone. I see the tall skinny figures approach, thy reckoning is upon thee.
This was a knee slapper, I tingled my dingle on this one
Brother may I have some philosophical thoughts
This meme goes incredibly hard
There was no need to put this much effort into a sh!tpost, I commend you
Brotherhood is not lessened when one brother is foolish, Captain. You can still be forgiven.
I legit got impressed by the way pig does philosophy lol
Legend says he is still waiting for his oats.
He waits no longer, for they have lost all meaning in the face of his brother’s miserliness.
I was on autopilot, clicking fast on the video since I enjoyed the last brother oat video. I was just minding my own letting it play in the background, as I indulged in some video gaming.. And I wish you knew how fast my aura snapped back into my being as soon as I heard the oat diss track. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FIRE! It wasn't enough to just starve him of oats, he had to starve him of street cred too.
Ah yes, the long awaited sequel. How long we hath waited...
Sorry brother, but dwelling on fond memories of the past are for those without oats.
I was NOT expecting the ending-
I recognized the fable music immediately. The OG soundtrack is amazing.
This is high art. It speaks to me on so many levels.
Ah old times
God the og fable ost hits so nice.
bro really started rapping
WE GETTING OATS BEFORE GTA 6 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯
We had them like 10 years ago 😂
3:31 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Brother just dropped the Oats at the end there.