Oh man, I've watched this one probably thirty times, shown it to all my friends. Bill at his prime. Then he went and got married and I did the same.....oh man.....
Which showcases how much a brilliant writer he is. Believe it or not he actually writes down his material, you can tell by the fact that he repeats his routines in multiple shows. He sort of reminds me of Frederic Chopin, a Polish composer of classical music. I make this comparison because Chopin managed to give the impression that his music was improvised when he actually spent days and days on a single measure of music. The same goes for Burr, the guy actually writes these things down and prepares them for a show, but delivers them in a way that makes it seem completely improvised. Which is pretty cool. :)
No he said himself he doesn't write it down.. It's the same stuff but he makes it up on stage, and then uses the best stuff over and over again, and eventually has enough to do a special like this.
This man can easily just dance on the fire that is humanity. He reals from one aspect of insanity to another and I catch my breath, ..thinking no he won't GO THERE but yes he sure as heck will!!! I need a triple to listen to this man...I can't deny.
If I watched in the presence of an audience I would be howling. it's the same thing with listening to music, I personally don't start moving around and dancing lolol
I deal with this in real life lol hanging with a bunch of guys from work and they're all laughing their asses off and I'm hardly chuckling but I think it's funny af what was said idk lol
Seriously, this is like the fourth time I’ve watched this. Not only is he on fire, just goin and goin, but I have never heard a crowd laugh this hard and constant in any comedy show. So good
12, 20 show it to anyone who will listen..never gets old. He is absolutely the real kind of being I wish all would be. Just real!❤😂 Real and really, really funny! Really? 😏🍻
If you haven't laughed this hard watching anybody else, then you haven't watched Ralphie May or John Pinette on TH-cam. I dare you not to laugh. If you have a heartbeat, you won't be able to help yourself. 😂😂😂
@@JP-sm1zv And that’s why I will never buy an Apple Watch I stick with a G shock but again I’m also the asshole with an iPhone at least that’s only one with those fuckers can track me also it helps if you turn off the location then they can’t track you at all fuck the government
"I'm not angry. I'm passionate about my opinions and I want you to hear all of them before you get to talk again." Probably the most underrated line in the special
Bill burr is the only person I’ve ever heard adequately describe just being a guy in the world and the day to day problems of it and plus he makes it funny as hell
I think Bill Burr's bits are extremely well-written, a fact that often goes unnoticed simply because of how good and "raw" his delivery is. He's a genius.
He truly is! Everything is so connected even though he seems to be all over the place. And the way that he works the audience by setting a rhythm between his wild rants and saying something real and profound.
Bagel666 just like Eminem. Even at a young age, I felt like I was the only one who could see what he was really doing. I felt like I was the only one who saw the good he was doing. Especially for the LGBT movement. It wasn't until his collaboration with Elton John that I felt a little vindicated around my friends & family. Em was and is an absolute genius with such a kind heart and soul who went through hell and then spent most of his adult life completely misunderstood. I'll love him for what he has done forever.
I agree wholeheartedly. But not in a gay way.. hehe.. His descriptions of people and scenarios are brilliant. And I agree with him. He's one of a kind.
Mahn, can't believe I'm just watching this about thirteen years later but this had me in stitches from start to finish. I laughed so hard, my head, face and stomach hurt. Christ!! Like no breaks at all. Thank you Bill
Yeah, for the longest time people told me about this guy the I reminded them of him and I'm glad I finally listened to him... A little pissed at my friends that this guy is who they associate with me... I've only poured beer on a midget once and I paid good money to do so...
@@anabolicjesus6717 Somewhere between ‘I’m sorry you feel that way’ and ‘Walk your way out’. After that, they were still good, but he lost me at that Red Rocks Special last year. His podcast is still solid though.
@@rbnh9827 I definitely think Red Rocks was not as good as the astronomical standard he set, but I still think Paper Tiger was utterly amazing. I’d give Red Rocks 6/10, Walk Your Way Out 7/10. Paper Tiger and every other special 9+/10 imo
@@MrFeduka fr. I have “You People Are All The Same” at least 97% memorized, it’s so fuckin’ good. It’s vulnerable, uncensored, hilarious! 10/10, easily his best special.
The phone number thing. LOL. I used to go off on clerks like that, too... "what? you want to call me for a date? Ok, I'm good for Thursday night, but Friday is wife night, so I can't do Friday night. Let's do Outback Steakhouse!." You know, embarrass them. Now that I've mellowed I just give them "867-5309... that's eight, six, seven, five, three,oh, nih-ee-inneee". F'n millenials missed the '80's so they actually enter it.
farmalmta 😐 no grandpa 👴 they just don’t give a fuck and inserted because they don’t give af. They don’t want your number . The Walmart and target owners do shocker 🙄. It’s not rocket science cool story tho 🤣🤣
The relay bit about the sandwich was hilarious. “Do you remember me??? No!!! ‘Cuz I don’t fuckin work here!!!” Bill Burr has broken the mold and is on cheat mode. Especially his voice and the way it cracks during certain bits.
His voice and facial expressions are absolutely hilarious. He is just an innately hilarious person. He probably doesn’t even need to try, more often than not in his normal day to day routine, and gets more laughs than a little bit. Just a legend and he’s in my personal top 5 comics to ever do it. Carlin, Pryor, Murphy, Burr, and Chappelle…in no particular order. 😂
Me too!! Love this guy!! Probably my 10th time watching this particular one. It’s my favorite….that “old guy face” makes me laugh uncontrollably every single time!😂
@darksteel-vu1bz completely agree with you. He’s just funny funny. There are some comics who are good at nailing a punchline, great timing…others are really funny at explaining the minutiae, or the ordinary occurrences most of us don’t blink at or give a second thought to, and there’s a really REALLY unique comedian that has transitioned his act into ginormously funny storytelling about his life and the ups and downs (Ali Siddiq) Ali has locked that down. I’ve never seen a comedian bring an audience from gut laughter, to literal emphatic tears, and BACK to laughter in the span of 4 mins. It’s a ballsy, risky direction to attempt cuz if you can’t bring the vibe back up, you might as well walk off…Ali is so talented, he can do it. Check him out if you haven’t already…in terms of just being verbally, physically, and cleverly hilarious and being able to connect with so many people, I’d take Bill Burr all day. He vomits exactly what’s on his mind, regardless of feelings. Truth doesn’t care about feelings. He’s great 👍🏼
This was my introduction to bill burr - late one night on netflix feeling good after a bowl or two and I was dying laughing. The next day I had to watch it again to make sure I wasnt just laughing because I was high. Bill Burr is the best - one of my favorite standup comics.
As a black dude I watch this in front of my coworkers of multiple races especially women. I put this and Bill's other specials on every day.❤ My sister gave birth to my nephew and I played this for her baby shower 🤣🤣🤣
This was, without a doubt, one of the best and funniest bits I ever heard in my life. And I am 63 years old. A few more years and I will look like that old guy he describes. Now I have to wait for my stomach to stop hurting. Thank you...
They took it off because he offended sombody at netflix. I think he made a joke about some Asian dude and the Netflix guy got offended on the Asian dudes behalf.
Chappelle was my favorite. Not really caring for his new stand up. Think it is mostly to tell messages, about how he doesn't care over being funny. Think Bill is my favorite now. Dave and Bill in skits were probably my favorite of all time. Wish they'd collab again with some new blood. (Not sure who. I hear Bill helped a few popular comedians yet I forget whom. Helped produce.
@@patricktinashe2812ABSOLUTELY nothing racist about his comments. Learn another word, racist is over used and very rarely spoken in the proper context...
@@patricktinashe2812God is racist then, because the fact He made black people a different color than white people to begin with ... He DIVIDED people based on color
Listen to patrice o neal on women onthe opie and anthony show, you'd love it. Patrice was burr's good friend and a profit you can tell their influence on each other
I've not seen this special in at least ten years. It amazes me how much of my day-to-day quips and anecdotes are from Bill! I didn't even realize how influential he would be to my outlook and sense of humor.
Why in the world am I allowed such a long username i don't know why i said three. i definitely meant to put four and i'm pretty sure that's all there is.
2022Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 2022Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill (Featuring Other Comedians) 2019Bill Burr: Paper Tiger 2017Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 2014Bill Burr: I'm Sorry You Feel That Way 2012Bill Burr: You People Are All the Same Originally released on Netflix 2012Funny as Hell (Season 2) Featured Multiple Comedians. Aired on HBO Canada. 2010Bill Burr: Let It Go 2008Down and Dirty with Jim Norton Features multiple comedians 2008Bill Burr: Why Do I Do This? 2006Live at Gotham (Episode 105) Features multiple performers 2005One Night Stand: Bill Burr 2003Comedy Central Presents Bill Burr 1998Premium Blend (Season 2) Features multiple comedians 1996Comics Come Home 2 This special features multiple comedians. My hands-down favourite recording is Bill Burr Live at Sirius Garage from the "Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend" series. And, I see he has a BOOK? Bill Burr is NOT my FAVOURITE comedian, but he definitely ranks #2....oh...and his podcasts are gold, too. I am a woman and I love his calling out the horrible females in this world. There is no malice, simply truth. I love this guy.
I’m 52 and my wife and kids have had dogs, but I have never had one. I’ve just never wanted one. 2 years ago, this 5 month old little guy came up and we bonded instantly. We were like every one else, a “ pit bull?!!” He was the absolute best dog we have ever had. Just before Christmas he got a nose bleed, ended up being cancer he passed away about 2 weeks ago. My 9 year old little girl and me are just heartbroken.
💔. Very saddened to read the tail-end of your comment. ❤️🩹 Adopting a dog (soon) will heal your hearts, minds, and souls. 💞 Turn another pup's life around. 🐾
I chose to euthanize both puppers after their exceptionally long lives filled with daily joy, irrepressable playfulness and boundless love. The breed purportedly typically lasts but a decade, but my beloved girls each enjoyed 18 years of high quality, playful much-loved LIFE. I abhor lies but was considering lying to my kids (should her end have appeared painful, for I was aware that escaping air can sound like PAIN), and I consequently respected their wishes when they accompanied us to the vets (yet opted to wait in the car as she & I went inside). Yet there was no need to lie: she was truly worn out & her body shutting down & I could tell them, unequivocably, it was the kindest thing to do. My vet was VISIBLY RELIEVED when I told him I did NOT want to subject her to any tests nor heroic attempts to prolong her life...and asked..."Is she not dying?" to which he said, "Yes, her body is shutting down." He told me he was not looking forward to the conversation WITH ME, SPECIFICALLY, had I not accepted the fact she was, in truth, dying. It would have been a betrayal of her love and trust to subject her to any pointless tests or to choose to prolong her life by artifical means at that point. A wonderful vet knows this. These loving creatures are owed our kindness throughout their lives and a quality life: free from pain and harm. My sons were younger (of course) when our first Wheaten died...yet they gained solace when I could honestly say it was the kindest thing to do at that point. She had previously non verbally said "Goodbye" to my youngest son at home, (shortly before we phoned the vet and told him we were bringing her in), consoling HIM and communicating that we needed to let her...go. My youngest son is a genuine animal empath (who literally feels the pain and other intense emotions of animals), so he KNEW we HAD TO take her in. The vet ~ trusting me to not exploit his kindness ~ shuffled his appointments such that there was NOT an INSTANT'S DELAY when we arrived. He prioritized us over less essential scheduled appointments as he did not want his charge to...suffer. I had taken her in some 4 times in the last few years...fearing the end was nigh...but each time he examined her and determined the underlaying issue...treated her...and sent her home with us. I trust this remarkable professional as he truly loves animals (certain people not-so-much) and will do all in his power to assure they are given the care and comfort they deserve. The LOVE truly lives on in your hearts and you can help your daughter by focusing on the fact the joy and love you gave your cherished dog throughout your [EDIT: FEW but CHERISHED] years together TRULY mattered. Each dog or animal entrusted to our care lives on in our hearts and memories. A loving human being grieves their loss but there are far worse things than gently allowing them to go when a qualified, loving, ethical and honest vet confirms your suspiscion that their life has run it's course❤. Truth resonates...and your love for both your child and the dog you each loved will help her fully experience and process her emotions. HAD YOU NOT intervened...he would not have had the love and kindness you each gave HIM. I wish you well❤
@@DanceintheRaine666 I was convinced he just had something lodged in his nose, antibiotics, sinus flush, finally he had a scan and a biopsy. The kids knew he wasn’t feeling good, he had swelling in his face. We always have family dinner and it was discussed that he probably didn’t have long. There were a lot of tears. Over the next few weeks Rich was spoiled with treats and hugs. He would either sleep with my daughter or myself. We didn’t want him to suffer, and it was hard because he was eating and shaking his tail. But, a Sunday night he was with me and he couldn’t sleep, I could tell he was in pain and scared. The next morning my wife and I took him to the vet and he passed within a second, we were sitting in the floor and he was between us with his head on my wife’s lap. There was no way I was not going to be with him at that time. Knowing I would only have 2 years with him, I would do it all over again. We thought about having the vet come to the house, but thought it would be too traumatic for the littles at that time. To always relate a place in our home where Rich died. We were honest with them throughout the process and it was the best thing.
"I don't know..." .... "Ya' know?" .... "Don't listen to me, I'm just full of shit..." 1.) Bill, uh, yeah you DO KNOW, 2.) Yes, absolutely, we KNOW, thank you Bill for reaffirming what we know but need affirmation!, 3.) No, Bill, you aren't full of shit. Thank you, Bill, you are the last of the Mohicans.
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This is aging like fine wine
Oh man, I've watched this one probably thirty times, shown it to all my friends. Bill at his prime.
Then he went and got married and I did the same.....oh man.....
2:46 I mean...
@@welldog_7689 we got the plague
You think this is horrible?
@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 no yeah it’s funny but that one line didn’t age well
I don't even think this guy knows the next words coming out of his own mouth. He's so raw....lmao the whole time.
Linx Da Pro that's how you kno he's a pro at what he does. It flows that naturally
Linx Da Pro yeah u are kinda right coz he doesn't write down his jokes...like none of em..he just kind off "wings" it 😅
Which showcases how much a brilliant writer he is. Believe it or not he actually writes down his material, you can tell by the fact that he repeats his routines in multiple shows. He sort of reminds me of Frederic Chopin, a Polish composer of classical music. I make this comparison because Chopin managed to give the impression that his music was improvised when he actually spent days and days on a single measure of music. The same goes for Burr, the guy actually writes these things down and prepares them for a show, but delivers them in a way that makes it seem completely improvised. Which is pretty cool. :)
No he said himself he doesn't write it down.. It's the same stuff but he makes it up on stage, and then uses the best stuff over and over again, and eventually has enough to do a special like this.
That's why people like him so much. He so honest and raw
If you are here in 2024, signify 😊
🙋🏾♀️
Omg the end in awesome
Yessir
This man can easily just dance on the fire that is humanity. He reals from one aspect of insanity to another and I catch my breath, ..thinking no he won't GO THERE but yes he sure as heck will!!! I need a triple to listen to this man...I can't deny.
Heeeere ✋🏻
"Do you recognize me? No? Its cause i dont fucking working here!" Priceless, classic
Whos the laboring peepeer
No business here, may as well skydive to jail ya goddamn retards
I repeated parts of this bit on Facebook last night and caught all sorts of hell. It was awesome.
Tee-hee
" I gave you 100 percent of the money, you make 100 percent of the sandwich " haha love Bill!
i make a lot of money with youtube
"I just wanna choke my way up the chain of command" lmfao
@@joshuaha7661 "Where is he?!?"
That whole sandwich relay bit lol
Every time I hear that quote I think of Brad on " Fast Times At Ridgemont High"......." Mister if you dont shut up Im gonna kick 100% of your ass"
Anybody watch standup by themselves, don't laugh at all but still think it's the funniest shit ever? It's like erectile dysfunction for laughter.
If I watched in the presence of an audience I would be howling. it's the same thing with listening to music, I personally don't start moving around and dancing lolol
I deal with this in real life lol hanging with a bunch of guys from work and they're all laughing their asses off and I'm hardly chuckling but I think it's funny af what was said idk lol
Rishabh Udgata finally someone I could relate to, it’s fucking weird because when I’m with people I’ll be laughing my ass off
Laughing in my mind as always!
I laughed my ass off listening to this alone
I am still watching. Been watching him for years, it never gets old. He loves what he does.
Seriously, this is like the fourth time I’ve watched this. Not only is he on fire, just goin and goin, but I have never heard a crowd laugh this hard and constant in any comedy show. So good
12, 20 show it to anyone who will listen..never gets old. He is absolutely the real kind of being I wish all would be. Just real!❤😂 Real and really, really funny! Really? 😏🍻
I agree. I'm probably on my 8th rewatch myself 😅
Yeah Bill is one of those comedians you can watch again and again and never get tired of. Plus because he doesn't give a shit he's uncancelable.
If you haven't laughed this hard watching anybody else, then you haven't watched Ralphie May or John Pinette on TH-cam. I dare you not to laugh. If you have a heartbeat, you won't be able to help yourself. 😂😂😂
watch dave chappelle dude... love his shit
Bill Burr speaks to my inner man.
He's like a prophet, if you will.
so what is your outer man like?
Circumcised.
I love the internet
david txuso
🙌🏽🙌🏽 touché
That “we need a plague” line really aged well. Watching this now in 2022 😂
I swear I wasn't copying you.....I wrote the same.
@@kristinesmart3134 😂
his consistency is seen when his post covid statement was "i wish it killed more people" 😅
This guy is freaking hilarious 😂
@@Uncle_Danny462 no wayyyy really?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good commedians are very intelligent quick witted people.
Bull Burr is the funniest man alive today. There were lots of other very funny people doing standup comedy, but Bill Burr is at the top of his game.
Sorry, but I don't agree. He loves insulting people, eh?
11 years later and he was right about everything.
Even the plague
@@JP-sm1zv 💯
Comedians man I'm telling u, they can look into the future!
Plagues, groups, microchips, and reasons to hate people.
🤷♂️
@@JP-sm1zv And that’s why I will never buy an Apple Watch I stick with a G shock but again I’m also the asshole with an iPhone at least that’s only one with those fuckers can track me also it helps if you turn off the location then they can’t track you at all fuck the government
Here is me watching this stand-up in 2020 and going like: "A plague that is going to kill only the weak" - Check
Bill pretty much predicted what was gonna happen.
Duracell batteries in kids
Microchips in humans
Etc.
All his predictions are gonna come true 😂😂😂
Me
Key words “only the weak”
@@pontiacmaniac7772 its true
Goddamn, his stuff is evergreen.
"I'm not angry. I'm passionate about my opinions and I want you to hear all of them before you get to talk again."
Probably the most underrated line in the special
That’s growing up in Boston
Well said. Doctors, paramedics,nurses and police need to understand this in Canada.
Facts
Oo9999999999
@bluemax
My wife has been like that for years
This is legitimately one of the best stand up shows of all time.
its a master work
And just like that, legitimately became the new literally.
Up there with some Carlin works, laughed my fucking balls off
Potentially the best ever
@@RegWho 😂😂😂💯
The "old man face" joke is absolutely perfect, beginning to end
Wife beaters for 2 yr olds
Bill burr is the only person I’ve ever heard adequately describe just being a guy in the world and the day to day problems of it and plus he makes it funny as hell
Dude, he’s literally PERFECT for the job!! 🤩🤩🤩
😂😂😂 dude, he’s literally PERFECT for the job! 🤩🤩🤩
"i choke my way up that corporate ladder until i get to that eyes wide shut party..."
What does that mean
@@mattgallagher2588 google the movie
What movie?
@@ikechukwuoji1133 “eyes wide shut” about elites and their secret orgies
@@ikechukwuoji1133 Eyes Wide Shut
Bill's stereotypical female voice is hilarious
audiorage82407 That voice will always make me laugh 😂
*archetypes
That's not grammar, that's just spelling
when his voice cracks like a teenager goin thru pubery.....hahaha
Incredible lmao
Bill Burr's comedy has honestly helped me thru some really hard and f**ked up times in my life. This guy is great
Bill Burr is literally the Nostradamus of comedy..
"Mixed with what, *another pitbull?!"* Line of the decade
Cameron Brtnik shit killed me😂😂😂
he's not wrong 😂😂😂
No, a Great Dane. True story!
ya I lost it here too 🐶
"I always imagined myself being surrounded by loved ones looking back on achievements ITS SO ORANGE!"
I think Bill Burr's bits are extremely well-written, a fact that often goes unnoticed simply because of how good and "raw" his delivery is. He's a genius.
Right? He really just seems like he’s ranting for an hour like doesn’t sound like he rehearsed anything
If you don't, you gotta listen to his podcast. GOLD! Shit basically gets me through the week.
It's called the Monday morning podcast
Could be a modern day George Carlin
He truly is! Everything is so connected even though he seems to be all over the place. And the way that he works the audience by setting a rhythm between his wild rants and saying something real and profound.
@@ajc5370 I agree. There are few that have been in Carlin's league but Burr is one of them.
In my humble opinion, probably the best stand up special of all time!
“Penny loafer flying down the third base line” got me tonight 😂.
Bill burr will always be the greatest
Indeed 😂😂💯🍻
I thought it's mia
what the fucks a nia
Sure, but it's spelled Ricky Gervais*
CK
Burr is awesome but, Carlin/Pryor are the greatest!
Bro that curse word placement is so true and i never noticed😂
Ray Shepherd it’s so true 👏🏻
Genius
Watch the gentleman:
"Did he just call me a black cunt? That's racist"
"Lets look at the facts, you are black and are a cunt"
@@sheadoherty7434 I love that movie all of Guy Ritchie movies are awesome but that scene is hilarious Collin Farrel crushed it With that line lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bill burr just brings so much joy to this world I love him can’t ever get tired of his comedy
Ditto!
10th April 2024. Still rocks 🪨
hopefully people will realize how much of a genius this guy is
He has acheived legendary status
i hope not then theyll have him in hella corny ass movies
F is for family is great. So is the monday morning podcast
They already did?
Bagel666 just like Eminem. Even at a young age, I felt like I was the only one who could see what he was really doing. I felt like I was the only one who saw the good he was doing. Especially for the LGBT movement. It wasn't until his collaboration with Elton John that I felt a little vindicated around my friends & family. Em was and is an absolute genius with such a kind heart and soul who went through hell and then spent most of his adult life completely misunderstood. I'll love him for what he has done forever.
2023 and watching the master once again!
Dude the thought process of this guy is unbelievable!
I agree wholeheartedly. But not in a gay way.. hehe.. His descriptions of people and scenarios are brilliant. And I agree with him. He's one of a kind.
@@antonysturgis3638 kinda gay
@@allyhayes78 I wasn’t aware you could agree homosexually
@@thecrazycorner1843 😆
@@allyhayes78 Why tf would you even bring the word gay to the table lmao.
Every once in a while I wonder about my own sanity. But then I listened to your stand up and I know I'm fine.
Mahn, can't believe I'm just watching this about thirteen years later but this had me in stitches from start to finish. I laughed so hard, my head, face and stomach hurt. Christ!! Like no breaks at all. Thank you Bill
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING 😂
Yeah, for the longest time people told me about this guy the I reminded them of him and I'm glad I finally listened to him... A little pissed at my friends that this guy is who they associate with me... I've only poured beer on a midget once and I paid good money to do so...
There’s no body like this guy - he’s obviously mentally/emotionally tortured- but endlessly great at sharing it. Could watch him for hours.
Try "Lee Evans" 😉
Most of us ginger dudes are… he’s an icon and something to look up to for us
@@dylanschnarr3293 believe me - not only for ginger guys
Honestly if you want someone who is emotionally and mentally tortured you should watch Bill Hicks that guy told everybody what the fuck was up
I remember hearing him on the Nerdist podcast years back and he said "that guy" (his standup persona) is basically him at his worst lol.
Bill's idiot guy voice cracks me up
LMFAO! Thee funniest shit.
"oh, is this the line to lose half my shit? Awesome!" XD
That idiot guys face matches your display picture thoo.
Who's still watching in 23', almost 24'?
Me. I've only just discovered him 😂
me
@@spotcatsteve3752time to go down the billy burr rabbit hole
@@187op agreed
I member when this shit first came out. I keep comming back around for a re watch
Burr was so ahead of his time with this one
That delivery of “what are you a faaaaaaag” is legendary
OMG, as I read your comment, I'm hearing him say it and laughing all over again, lololololol!!!
Yep pretty much anytime a guy tries ti do something fun his buddies chime in "gahhhyyyyy"
Bill Burr in the peak of his prime. His best special and one of the greatest comedy specials of all time. Laughter galore.
it seemed to be non-stop.. right ‽
At which point would you consider Burr's specials dropping off?
@@anabolicjesus6717 Somewhere between ‘I’m sorry you feel that way’ and ‘Walk your way out’. After that, they were still good, but he lost me at that Red Rocks Special last year. His podcast is still solid though.
@@rbnh9827 I definitely think Red Rocks was not as good as the astronomical standard he set, but I still think Paper Tiger was utterly amazing. I’d give Red Rocks 6/10, Walk Your Way Out 7/10. Paper Tiger and every other special 9+/10 imo
@@MrFeduka fr. I have “You People Are All The Same” at least 97% memorized, it’s so fuckin’ good. It’s vulnerable, uncensored, hilarious! 10/10, easily his best special.
One of the best specials of all time.
"We need a plague", you got it pal... jajajajajaja
The sandwich bit.........flawless, classic!
The phone number thing. LOL. I used to go off on clerks like that, too... "what? you want to call me for a date? Ok, I'm good for Thursday night, but Friday is wife night, so I can't do Friday night. Let's do Outback Steakhouse!." You know, embarrass them. Now that I've mellowed I just give them "867-5309... that's eight, six, seven, five, three,oh, nih-ee-inneee". F'n millenials missed the '80's so they actually enter it.
I fucking died man, i haven't laughed so hard in my life
farmalmta 😐 no grandpa 👴 they just don’t give a fuck and inserted because they don’t give af. They don’t want your number . The Walmart and target owners do shocker 🙄. It’s not rocket science cool story tho 🤣🤣
listening to an angry man talking about his hatred to everything in this world for an hour is really a good theraphy for me...😁😁😁
Works everytime 😅👍
@Cem Doğan that’s a very accurate statement
He is my mood I LOVE listening to him rant it's always fucking true and he's so hilarious❤
It says a lot about the world today when I can relate to every single thing he says
"I'm not angry. I'm passionate about my opinions and I want you to hear all of them before you get to talk again."
The relay bit about the sandwich was hilarious. “Do you remember me??? No!!! ‘Cuz I don’t fuckin work here!!!” Bill Burr has broken the mold and is on cheat mode. Especially his voice and the way it cracks during certain bits.
That "old guy" face gets me laughing to tears every single time I see it!! Awesome!! I never get tired of watching Bill Burr anything.
Me too, ahahahahahaha!!!!
I was looking for someone else in the comments to mention it that's my favorite part shit is funny AF
His voice and facial expressions are absolutely hilarious. He is just an innately hilarious person. He probably doesn’t even need to try, more often than not in his normal day to day routine, and gets more laughs than a little bit. Just a legend and he’s in my personal top 5 comics to ever do it. Carlin, Pryor, Murphy, Burr, and Chappelle…in no particular order. 😂
Me too!! Love this guy!! Probably my 10th time watching this particular one. It’s my favorite….that “old guy face” makes me laugh uncontrollably every single time!😂
@darksteel-vu1bz completely agree with you. He’s just funny funny. There are some comics who are good at nailing a punchline, great timing…others are really funny at explaining the minutiae, or the ordinary occurrences most of us don’t blink at or give a second thought to, and there’s a really REALLY unique comedian that has transitioned his act into ginormously funny storytelling about his life and the ups and downs (Ali Siddiq) Ali has locked that down. I’ve never seen a comedian bring an audience from gut laughter, to literal emphatic tears, and BACK to laughter in the span of 4 mins. It’s a ballsy, risky direction to attempt cuz if you can’t bring the vibe back up, you might as well walk off…Ali is so talented, he can do it. Check him out if you haven’t already…in terms of just being verbally, physically, and cleverly hilarious and being able to connect with so many people, I’d take Bill Burr all day. He vomits exactly what’s on his mind, regardless of feelings. Truth doesn’t care about feelings. He’s great 👍🏼
do not watch this while high...I almost died
haha
almost choke on the blunt
:D
stone sober I laugh my ass off.
too late.
"Dude im not cold, im not cold..Im just thinking of something I really agree with" LMFAO! Genius
aonewomancrowd you like 12?
@aonewomancrowd You shake and you look like your saying yes very rapidly
@aonewomancrowd every spoke to an Indian?
The older I get the more I agree with Bill. He's just one of the best.
One of the best sets in comic history.
The constant level of quality comedy writing with perfect delivery... Absolutely astonishing
Yes. From start to finish every time. He's great in interviews as well.
He’s a master at one of the hardest crafts out there. All the respect in the world to him. You have to be quite smart to have the views he has
Agree his wnba bit is soooo good with the f bomb deliveries! You, don't give a... fuuuuck about them lol
One of the rarer comedy specials where the laughs are literally non-stop
From beginning to end!
This was my introduction to bill burr - late one night on netflix feeling good after a bowl or two and I was dying laughing. The next day I had to watch it again to make sure I wasnt just laughing because I was high. Bill Burr is the best - one of my favorite standup comics.
"The next day I had to watch it again to make sure I wasnt just laughing because I was high." 😂😂😂
@@claudiavalentijn1457 True Story 😂
As a black dude I watch this in front of my coworkers of multiple races especially women. I put this and Bill's other specials on every day.❤ My sister gave birth to my nephew and I played this for her baby shower 🤣🤣🤣
If your nephew becomes a comic, that's all due to the uncle!
I love how legit mad he makes himself talking about things that annoy him.
Hands down the best comedian out there.
Nah man he's amazing but he's like a less clever CK that's also a bigot.
@@sinekonata can't get past 30 seconds of Louis
@@TheShakey99
There are 2 hints of possible explanations as to why in my previous comment.
@@sinekonata bigot?
Kevin Hart?
Bill burr is the best. Shout out from 2024 ✌
I like people like Bill because they say what they really think - no fake BS.
For real he even acknowledges his shortcomings like "don't listen to me I'm a maniac" can't hate a guy who's so self conscious😂
Bill Burr: The Comedic Genius
So true 😌
The greatest of all time!
This was, without a doubt, one of the best and funniest bits I ever heard in my life. And I am 63 years old. A few more years and I will look like that old guy he describes.
Now I have to wait for my stomach to stop hurting. Thank you...
You look like the guy yet or..?
@@TheGodFahader 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No one will ever be like Bill Burr ...what a ride every time... hilarious none stop laughter and fun ....top tier and more comedian.....❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I cant get enough of this every year i have to watch at least some of it. 😂😂
Dude. What kind of a man ask another man if he wants a cookie.....😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
Thats why I pre-emptively ask every guy for a cookie so they can't suggest I'd like a cookie
This used to be on Netflix, don't know why they took it off, hands down one of the best specials of his.
The fag jokes I reckon
What about “ im sorry you feel this way “ special can’t find it online or on Netflix 🙃
They took it off because he offended sombody at netflix. I think he made a joke about some Asian dude and the Netflix guy got offended on the Asian dudes behalf.
@@badjuju2721 which one specifically are you talking about?
@@badjuju2721 I didn't hear about that but I just assumed it was bc he did that bit abt "what a fag!!"
As a black man he's my all time favorite (white) comedian! Period, cause he tells the truth.
Chappelle was my favorite. Not really caring for his new stand up. Think it is mostly to tell messages, about how he doesn't care over being funny.
Think Bill is my favorite now. Dave and Bill in skits were probably my favorite of all time. Wish they'd collab again with some new blood. (Not sure who. I hear Bill helped a few popular comedians yet I forget whom. Helped produce.
kinde racist comment but okay
@@patricktinashe2812ABSOLUTELY nothing racist about his comments. Learn another word, racist is over used and very rarely spoken in the proper context...
@@user-kz1un7hm9z he basically used race as a way of dividing comedians but okay.
@@patricktinashe2812God is racist then, because the fact He made black people a different color than white people to begin with ... He DIVIDED people based on color
This is why they want to shut comedians down now. Truthful and prophetic.
Ohh man that bit at the end about the old guys face had my fucking crying!!!... Genius, fucking Genius!!
His bit on women is much appreciated right now.
Fucking yes
Listen to patrice o neal on women onthe opie and anthony show, you'd love it. Patrice was burr's good friend and a profit you can tell their influence on each other
And 2 years later it’s still growing D;
Do you want a sandwich?
@nick Baker, three years later, still true
Bro this has to be the best stand up ever. You dont get bored of the content. He just keeps it comin
Brilliant, April 2024 and this was me watching this for the 1st time
"dude i'm not cold, i'm just thinking of something i really agree with" HAHAHAHA
The way he sets the jokes up is pure art wow
I've watched hundreds of Kill Tony's, if not over a thousand, and this is the first one to bring me to tears.
I've not seen this special in at least ten years. It amazes me how much of my day-to-day quips and anecdotes are from Bill! I didn't even realize how influential he would be to my outlook and sense of humor.
too real for TV ...Hope he stays alive
dequan spruill hope he stays alive?
Lou Lazardi lmao
Lot's of comedians commit suicide, so ya I hope he stays alive aswell
Ahhh you caught the eyes wide shut bit too huh!?
That’s menacing as fuck are you planning something?
That cookie bit is gold.
Rock and Burr are the GOATs. Make you laugh, make you think, perfect delivery and timing. This one is one of Burrs best - never gets old.
Yes but Pryor was great too.
And Carlin, Iglesias and Jo Koy
Saw him live last September in Philly. Best stand up ever. Period.
"i did my job. I picked up what i want i was gonna pay you but you weren't there" hahaha i love this guy
Everything he said. So very true. I've had those same thoughts lol
this nigga needs more specials. i've watch all three of them this past week and have watched each of them at least 3 times individually.
Trevor Houdek he taped one earlier this month in Nashville
Bruh there's more
Why in the world am I allowed such a long username i don't know why i said three. i definitely meant to put four and i'm pretty sure that's all there is.
He has another one coming out on January 31st. So a few weeks from now
2022Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks
2022Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill (Featuring Other Comedians)
2019Bill Burr: Paper Tiger
2017Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out
2014Bill Burr: I'm Sorry You Feel That Way
2012Bill Burr: You People Are All the Same
Originally released on Netflix
2012Funny as Hell (Season 2)
Featured Multiple Comedians. Aired on HBO Canada.
2010Bill Burr: Let It Go
2008Down and Dirty with Jim Norton
Features multiple comedians
2008Bill Burr: Why Do I Do This?
2006Live at Gotham (Episode 105)
Features multiple performers
2005One Night Stand: Bill Burr
2003Comedy Central Presents Bill Burr
1998Premium Blend (Season 2)
Features multiple comedians
1996Comics Come Home 2
This special features multiple comedians.
My hands-down favourite recording is Bill Burr Live at Sirius Garage from the "Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend" series.
And, I see he has a BOOK?
Bill Burr is NOT my FAVOURITE comedian, but he definitely ranks #2....oh...and his podcasts are gold, too.
I am a woman and I love his calling out the horrible females in this world. There is no malice, simply truth. I love this guy.
I’m 52 and my wife and kids have had dogs, but I have never had one. I’ve just never wanted one. 2 years ago, this 5 month old little guy came up and we bonded instantly. We were like every one else, a “ pit bull?!!” He was the absolute best dog we have ever had. Just before Christmas he got a nose bleed, ended up being cancer he passed away about 2 weeks ago. My 9 year old little girl and me are just heartbroken.
💔. Very saddened to read
the tail-end of your comment. ❤️🩹
Adopting a dog (soon) will heal your hearts, minds, and souls. 💞
Turn another pup's life around. 🐾
I chose to euthanize both puppers after their exceptionally long lives filled with daily joy, irrepressable playfulness and boundless love.
The breed purportedly typically lasts but a decade, but my beloved girls each enjoyed 18 years of high quality, playful much-loved LIFE.
I abhor lies but was considering lying to my kids (should her end have appeared painful, for I was aware that escaping air can sound like PAIN), and I consequently respected their wishes when they accompanied us to the vets (yet opted to wait in the car as she & I went inside).
Yet there was no need to lie: she was truly worn out & her body shutting down & I could tell them, unequivocably, it was the kindest thing to do. My vet was VISIBLY RELIEVED when I told him I did NOT want to subject her to any tests nor heroic attempts to prolong her life...and asked..."Is she not dying?" to which he said, "Yes, her body is shutting down." He told me he was not looking forward to the conversation WITH ME, SPECIFICALLY, had I not accepted the fact she was, in truth, dying. It would have been a betrayal of her love and trust to subject her to any pointless tests or to choose to prolong her life by artifical means at that point. A wonderful vet knows this.
These loving creatures are owed our kindness throughout their lives and a quality life: free from pain and harm. My sons were younger (of course) when our first Wheaten died...yet they gained solace when I could honestly say it was the kindest thing to do at that point. She had previously non verbally said "Goodbye" to my youngest son at home, (shortly before we phoned the vet and told him we were bringing her in), consoling HIM and communicating that we needed to let her...go. My youngest son is a genuine animal empath (who literally feels the pain and other intense emotions of animals), so he KNEW we HAD TO take her in.
The vet ~ trusting me to not exploit his kindness ~ shuffled his appointments such that there was NOT an INSTANT'S DELAY when we arrived. He prioritized us over less essential scheduled appointments as he did not want his charge to...suffer.
I had taken her in some 4 times in the last few years...fearing the end was nigh...but each time he examined her and determined the underlaying issue...treated her...and sent her home with us. I trust this remarkable professional as he truly loves animals (certain people not-so-much) and will do all in his power to assure they are given the care and comfort they deserve.
The LOVE truly lives on in your hearts and you can help your daughter by focusing on the fact the joy and love you gave your cherished dog throughout your [EDIT: FEW but CHERISHED] years together TRULY mattered. Each dog or animal entrusted to our care lives on in our hearts and memories. A loving human being grieves their loss but there are far worse things than gently allowing them to go when a qualified, loving, ethical and honest vet confirms your suspiscion that their life has run it's course❤.
Truth resonates...and your love for both your child and the dog you each loved will help her fully experience and process her emotions.
HAD YOU NOT intervened...he would not have had the love and kindness you each gave HIM.
I wish you well❤
@@DanceintheRaine666 I was convinced he just had something lodged in his nose, antibiotics, sinus flush, finally he had a scan and a biopsy. The kids knew he wasn’t feeling good, he had swelling in his face. We always have family dinner and it was discussed that he probably didn’t have long. There were a lot of tears. Over the next few weeks Rich was spoiled with treats and hugs. He would either sleep with my daughter or myself. We didn’t want him to suffer, and it was hard because he was eating and shaking his tail. But, a Sunday night he was with me and he couldn’t sleep, I could tell he was in pain and scared. The next morning my wife and I took him to the vet and he passed within a second, we were sitting in the floor and he was between us with his head on my wife’s lap. There was no way I was not going to be with him at that time. Knowing I would only have 2 years with him, I would do it all over again. We thought about having the vet come to the house, but thought it would be too traumatic for the littles at that time. To always relate a place in our home where Rich died. We were honest with them throughout the process and it was the best thing.
I’m 58 and I love raw shit like this
515 dislikes?!? HOW CAN YOU DISLIKE THIS MAN......... you came here to watch a stand up comedian... this is comedy gold...
Bleeding hearts that take it too seriously!!!
This should be top comment
Snowflakes.
Oprah fans ?
Who gives a fuck that someone dislikes a video
10 years later and this has been and always will be an amazing show.
One of the most under-rated comics today, but thats alright cause i enjoy him.
perfect... from start to end
''Y'know''- Bill Burr 5000 times per minute
Erik Nilsson it's brutal
"I don't know man"
"I don't know..." .... "Ya' know?" .... "Don't listen to me, I'm just full of shit..." 1.) Bill, uh, yeah you DO KNOW, 2.) Yes, absolutely, we KNOW, thank you Bill for reaffirming what we know but need affirmation!, 3.) No, Bill, you aren't full of shit.
Thank you, Bill, you are the last of the Mohicans.
Right?
"It's unreal/brutal."
Bill Burr is just so savagely honest that I can't help but respect his point of view always!.😂
Crazy how he went from small venues to seeing him at Oakland Arena last year. Legend.
Never seen a self-checkout in 2010. Never dreamed back then that they would piss me off so much in 2024. Mr. Burr is a psychic!
„Lean on the keyboard sweetheart, I don’t know what to tell you“. I’m gonna use that line.
This guy is my absolute favorite comedian. I can listen to him do the bit like 1000 times and still piss myself laughing. In a bad mood? Not for long.
Mine too.When ever im feeling pissed.I put on B.B stand up.Cures me instantly.Its magic.
Sooooo, thanks Bill!! He rants on my behalf cuz. my personality is just like his, lol. No patience for bs whatsoever!!
ahead of his time. everytime
Everything he said years ago is still true to this day
This is my favorite Burr special.
Mine too
Bill: “we need a plague”
2020: hold my beer
I knew I'd run into a comment like this one
Came to the comments to say this
Found what I was looking for
Facts
Ok that was a good one. That’s how you take an old tired comment and make it funny again lmaooo
Bruh this is more relevant now than it was 10 years ago.
One of the best comedians in our time.