Bill Burr is a standup comedian and also hosts his own podcast called "The Monday Morning Podcast" His latest special "Walk Your Way Out" is available now on Netflix.
Joe is really funny and really smart on the podcasts. Very intelligent guy. Which is so odd because I think his stand up is horrible. He has a couple funny bits but by enlarge I don't laugh at all. But I laugh all the time at the podcasts. Burr on the other hand, one of the funniest of all time. Anywhere, every time. Can't wait to watch the special a little later.
sullimd I totally agree mate. Rogans stand up is garbage compared to the other top comedians but his podcast is usually on point! And Bill Burr is unreal, he was amazing when he came to Sydney!
@Tyler Pulse dude its the fucking truth! And Q Anon is just the biggest point proven...and go ahead and go through my shit Q. And want to say the same shit, get a job that doesn't allow you to spend all your time talking shit about people on TH-cam you grown ass baby...
Bill is the only person no matter how dark of a hole I’m in, no matter how heavy the weight of depression is can make me laugh. Sometimes even belly laugh, which at those moments can feel abstract as it’s a sensation so foreign. He brings that. Thanks Mr Burr, I wish you well
He makes light of all that shit that usually holds you back so you can learn not to take it so seriously, not to mention you realize how stupid it really is when it's explained in his unique way!
Can I ask why? I know everyone think a little different…and depression is something I’ve never been able to imagine because ig it’s just the way I happen to be wired. Like, I feel bad when I watch stuff about little kids getting killed, women getting raped, people starving to death…things like that…but that’s obviously not depression. Although, it’s the closest feeling I can relate to it…which is why I am curious about it, but if you’d rather not talk about it, I definitely understand…
@jordancave3089 Most comedians battle with depression, they are one of those groups where almost everyone in it deals with mental illness. I've always used humor as almost a defense mechanism and to make things not seem so bad! But if you ever want a great description of depression, Chester Bennington does an interview in which he says, when I'm depressed I don't want to kill myself or anything like that, I just want to crawl over in the corner and not eat or drink and just lay there until I go! To me depression is the loss of any and all hope, there seems to be nothing that could help, so you've essentially given up!
Richard Skully he obviously comes on to promote his special, he's been on many shows to promote it the last week. But to say Burr don't like Rogan is silly lol, but who gives a fuck anyways I'm just tryna smoke and laugh at Burr and Rogan shooting the shit.
Undefeated And Undisputed Chael Sonnen not sure bill burr would even want to talk that long to anyone he's a man of few words so an hour is almost a limit
Bill Burr is totally moral. Think about it, just about everything he gets pissed off at is some sort of injustice that's screwing someone else over. It may sometimes be misguided by personal shortcomings, but he's always the first to admit that. That just makes him even more righteous lol.
Jesters are supposed to be at the top of any group of people. Imagine Bill getting mic time in the house of representatives and senate, he would have delivered the deadliest improv anyone has ever seen.
The way Bill engrossed drumming as an outlet his energy in a positive way to an artistic passion he had all along. My older brother at 55 used it to stop all his bad habits and obsess with the drums taken lessons for five years playing constantly and his talent showed when he sat in to play at open stage. I asked him about how do you control your hands, I then was sat down and taught paradiddle's and so much more about percussion and the snare and bass. I then told him I was proud that you have mastered this musical talent to show we have artistic ability that no other Irish, Scottish, German has done in our family. He showed me any negative power can be a positive through drums
A) If there’s ONE instrument a martial artist should appreciate, it’s drums. I didn’t appreciate martial arts until I learned drums. B) A few weeks ago there was a dude on stage playing a little suitcase kit who was literally 93 years old. As long as you can still move while sitting in a chair, you can still exercise by playing music.
Two of the greatest..... Joe your podcast is amazing I love how you bring your guests to other conversations and it never gets old..... Your knowledge is unbelievable.... I appreciate the way you two talk it out and if you haven't heard Bill Burr's podcast you have to listen because he's pretty damn great
lamosos try meth mate, hear it does wonders. Can even get rid of those pesky teeth that enable our fatness, can't see how anything bad could happen. Hell I don't know why it isn't legal. Meth it melts the fat away like butter.
@@supreme5580 I have an old friend like that. He is the most ignorant and inflammatory person I have ever met and it's almost an art form. He can read people for their inscurities like a book and knows how to push buttons. Shit I've almost fought his ass a few times lmao. Got a ton of love for the guy.
Watching Bill Burr's character arc over the past decade really gives me hope. It brings me endless joy to see this raging, irate red-head having some moments of bliss and love when he speaks of his family
Bill Burr should not feel bad about his feelings at his child's birth... My first thoughts for both of my kids at birth was "oh my god, it looks like me" poor thing... They were ugly... 30 some years later they love their "Pops", and only one of them is ugly.
Bill clearly loves his wife, who is now the mother of his child, and some of his fans can't handle it. Get over it, I'm happy for the guy, and he is still fuckin' hilarious.
It's a bunch of mouth breathing basement dwellers that hate women lol and they dated for like 8 years before getting married so it's not like she's new. I don't understand these people.
Please post more of your shows! I can't stop watching, feel like I'm being life coached with the boys. The more I listen, the more I respect Joe Rogan, the advice is priceless!
I say it every time I see these guys on the podcast together. But seriously I could listen to Joe & Bill for about 12 hours and probably not get tired of it
I like how bill never brings up that his wife is black and the difference between marrying a black women vs a white women, those comedy routines become tacky.
Dale Chalfont "Bill Burr & Nia - Dilemma: Daughter Or Gay Son" here on TH-cam says different. I'm surprised they even get along, but good for them if they're happy.
Smart people get along, regardless of their political affiliation. Bill and Nia both see most of the shit the idiots listening get riled up about is all bullshit.
Yep, he just let's Bill talk and they get alone. I also think it is due to the fact that they are good buds, get along together, and respect each other!
I think it's because most people are intimidated by Bill off the bat because Bill has this angry man persona. Next thing you know shit gets weird and they freak out and then Bill freaks out. The key is to just treat Bill like how you'd treat your goofy friend and just shoot the shit. Notice how this entire podcast is absolutely pointless? Yeah. Just chill and talk about whatever.
My son went through the same thing he was born in 98 and he was obsessed with Mariah Carey and when I told him that she was the same age as Grammy (my mom) he was devastated
What? If you had your son at 18 and your mom had your at 18, then your grandma would have been 36 in 1998. That should make her at least 60 now. Mariah Carey is 52.
31:08 it was exactly the same for me. I held my son for the first time at about 9am and yeah, it was a big moment but I was kind of in shock or maybe I was just acting how I thought I was supposed to. Then all the family and friends came and went throughout the day and it all felt vaguely ceremonial. Touching, sure, but it wasn't until that evening that I really truly fully felt it. My wife had this "Blackbird" instrumental song playing softly on her phone and I was walking back from the bathroom. I looked down at him and my wife gently swaying to the music and WOOSH. It felt like I (the new me) had just been born. It was intense and fucking magical. Now he's 6 and won't shut up about Minecraft.
That’s so beautiful. My husband and I have decided to not have children even though we’d love to but we can’t afford to homeschool. I know he’d be a great dad though. The end of your story cracked me up.
spookdude devito hahaha that couldnt offend me in the slightest.This is not my singular opinion lol Check the reviews, everyone loved it but hated the crowd. You weren't there so wtf do you care? Just know that Nashville is just politically correct these days and cant find humor in jokes that arent PC. The crowd that is...not you personally unless you didnt like it..Was it too dark for your taste? Not a fan of the holocaust jokes? I laughed my balls off \m/
Did anyone else notice that Bill seemed to be evading the topic of politics by providing brief one-word like responses, but then when Joe inquired at 1:43:40 about his preferred presidential candidate he suddenly unleashed a precise and detailed political analysis, similar to a seasoned political commentator? I adored his perspective and this whole podcast, thank you !
Bill Burr best fucking comedian today.
Tony Soprano saw him at a small venue in ny years ago before he got big was one of the best comedy shows ever
Tony Soprano rogan is by far the best
Joe is really funny and really smart on the podcasts. Very intelligent guy. Which is so odd because I think his stand up is horrible. He has a couple funny bits but by enlarge I don't laugh at all. But I laugh all the time at the podcasts.
Burr on the other hand, one of the funniest of all time. Anywhere, every time. Can't wait to watch the special a little later.
sullimd I totally agree mate. Rogans stand up is garbage compared to the other top comedians but his podcast is usually on point! And Bill Burr is unreal, he was amazing when he came to Sydney!
Stop it. still Dave Chappelle
"There's no grown ups, just babies that got old " I felt that
Your comment history, subs and profile agree with you
@@qanon1286 The fact that you went through his comment history agrees for you as well.
And also makes you a douche.
@@qanon1286 you aint got nothin better to do with ur life than go through someone's subs, comments, etc to prove a stupid ass point? 😂
@Tyler Pulse dude its the fucking truth! And Q Anon is just the biggest point proven...and go ahead and go through my shit Q. And want to say the same shit, get a job that doesn't allow you to spend all your time talking shit about people on TH-cam you grown ass baby...
With their shiny head like that, i completely agree
“Shes 70 years old, 85 years.. shes 122 years old” 😂😂😂
Katt Williams used that joke in his last comedy special about Biden
Bill is the only person no matter how dark of a hole I’m in, no matter how heavy the weight of depression is can make me laugh. Sometimes even belly laugh, which at those moments can feel abstract as it’s a sensation so foreign. He brings that. Thanks Mr Burr, I wish you well
I watch him when I have my own episodes of sadness
thats just great man. im sure bill would love to see this
i can relate aswell :p
He makes light of all that shit that usually holds you back so you can learn not to take it so seriously, not to mention you realize how stupid it really is when it's explained in his unique way!
Can I ask why? I know everyone think a little different…and depression is something I’ve never been able to imagine because ig it’s just the way I happen to be wired. Like, I feel bad when I watch stuff about little kids getting killed, women getting raped, people starving to death…things like that…but that’s obviously not depression. Although, it’s the closest feeling I can relate to it…which is why I am curious about it, but if you’d rather not talk about it, I definitely understand…
@jordancave3089 Most comedians battle with depression, they are one of those groups where almost everyone in it deals with mental illness. I've always used humor as almost a defense mechanism and to make things not seem so bad! But if you ever want a great description of depression, Chester Bennington does an interview in which he says, when I'm depressed I don't want to kill myself or anything like that, I just want to crawl over in the corner and not eat or drink and just lay there until I go! To me depression is the loss of any and all hope, there seems to be nothing that could help, so you've essentially given up!
Not much need for hairbrushes this episode.
Jonathan Lynch it's like two full moons orbiting each other
creator 44 yes hahahaha
UncleJemima420 w
Billy Corgan was hilarious here!
the future is bald
Of any of Joe's regular guest, I wish the podcasts with Burr lasted longer. We need a soild 3.5 / 4 HRS of these two
Richard Skully that's a silly thing to say. they just agreed to fly to Bakersfield in Burr's helicopter to do a show! Hahaha!
Richard Skully he obviously comes on to promote his special, he's been on many shows to promote it the last week. But to say Burr don't like Rogan is silly lol, but who gives a fuck anyways I'm just tryna smoke and laugh at Burr and Rogan shooting the shit.
Undefeated And Undisputed Chael Sonnen not sure bill burr would even want to talk that long to anyone he's a man of few words so an hour is almost a limit
Agreed but Alex Jones and Eddie bravo for Episode 911 will be BANANAS.
troll spotted
Anyone ever come back to these just to remember what the vibe was like before Covid? Such simpler and happier times.
This is still getting views every day. This is how you know Joe and Bill are just a joy to watch. I can watch these 2 talk all day
Bill Burr is totally moral. Think about it, just about everything he gets pissed off at is some sort of injustice that's screwing someone else over. It may sometimes be misguided by personal shortcomings, but he's always the first to admit that. That just makes him even more righteous lol.
Well said.
He’s a hilarious grumpy old guy
"BOOM" there's your 100th like.
Bill is like a lot of people around me, the only problem is that these are the people with no power.
Jesters are supposed to be at the top of any group of people. Imagine Bill getting mic time in the house of representatives and senate, he would have delivered the deadliest improv anyone has ever seen.
I can't help but love him.
Burr on golf: “I can’t get into a sport where no one is trying to stop me”. He is the best
My sister always said "It's not a sport if the crowd can be held back by a string"
@@MikeSulohahaha true and that backs me up because i love baseball and now some people are trying to say that shouldnt be considered a sport
It's not a sport if the participants can collect Social Security
WALKWITME G it’s not a sport if some of the fans are in better shape than the players😂
WALKWITME G it’s not a sport if the crowd has to be quiet for some of the game
Drummer for carpentur brut is the best I've seen in 20 years.
Bill Burr dressed like he works in the death star
You can't tell me that jacket isn't fly as hell.
I've spent the past hour looking for it online.
I have that jacket.
I’m thinking damn bro aren’t you hot right now!? Its LA...it can’t be that cold.
Mans not hot
Austyn Moore he looks more like a mechanic from the matrix.
Bill Burr is my therapist... and he has no idea.
I know the feeling..
Lol so fuckin true
Right?! Billy the Sunburn Kid is a genuinely wise man, his podcast is soul balm
Duncan Trussell is mine and he doesn't even know I exist.
Bill Burr is a piece of shit.
The way Bill engrossed drumming as an outlet his energy in a positive way to an artistic passion he had all along. My older brother at 55 used it to stop all his bad habits and obsess with the drums taken lessons for five years playing constantly and his talent showed when he sat in to play at open stage. I asked him about how do you control your hands, I then was sat down and taught paradiddle's and so much more about percussion and the snare and bass. I then told him I was proud that you have mastered this musical talent to show we have artistic ability that no other Irish, Scottish, German has done in our family. He showed me any negative power can be a positive through drums
A) If there’s ONE instrument a martial artist should appreciate, it’s drums. I didn’t appreciate martial arts until I learned drums.
B) A few weeks ago there was a dude on stage playing a little suitcase kit who was literally 93 years old. As long as you can still move while sitting in a chair, you can still exercise by playing music.
And, tuning is as personal as the individual.
However, it seems: bass drum E, Tom A & floor G.
If it doesn't get your band mates' attention, your in.
Bill Burr,Joey Diaz...best guests ever
Bob Falfa "Best Guest Ever" would be Conor Mcgregor which is Highly Unlikely to be on the Podcast.
Bob Falfa
Les Stroud
***** Connor would be a good guest but Joey's fungi toe is funnier than Connor
Hugh Mungus The Legend27 No thanks
Bob Falfa If you want Funny, sure you'll get a lot of laughs with Conor but Joey's always fun.
"I had a whole bit about it" - Joe Rogan /All the time
ActionGirafe "People love being on teams" - Joe Rogan/Every podcast for the last 6 months
he might be the best ever
Then he will start telling the premise of the bit, in a whispery tone of voice, and the guest will give a little courtesy chuckle.
a WHOLE bit??
he has a lot of bit's
Two of the greatest..... Joe your podcast is amazing I love how you bring your guests to other conversations and it never gets old..... Your knowledge is unbelievable.... I appreciate the way you two talk it out and if you haven't heard Bill Burr's podcast you have to listen because he's pretty damn great
2 legends. I don't know how many times I've watched this episode. Let alone the others w/ Burr that have been made, I'm sure.
Why is your name the character AND the movie?
@@bryanergau6682 great question
gulp
That last sentence is crazy as heck, yo.
I've probably rewatched this 5 times. Rogan, burr, can't go wrong
Ahahhaha one of the best set of podcasts (joe rogan and bill burr)
Gotta make the most of these old ones before they go away.
Watched years ago for Rogan... Now I'm here for Burr
One of the best combinations of comedy minds
This is the best of the four episodes with Bill Burr. But they're all pretty good.
"If you do heroin in your 20s, you're kind of like, shredded for life." - Bill Burr
Whackashit Collaborations I'm Gonna take his advice
I spent my teens shooting h into my ball sack and im a plump fat fuck with a beer belly and i dont even fkn drink,
God dammit, wish somebody had told me that ten years ago, now I'm a fat cunt for life.
lamosos try meth mate, hear it does wonders. Can even get rid of those pesky teeth that enable our fatness, can't see how anything bad could happen. Hell I don't know why it isn't legal. Meth it melts the fat away like butter.
Vagabond 🔥
“Have ya seen hidden figures” made me laugh every time bill said it 😂
I’ve lost track the amount of times I’ve watched this
Bill Burr has a magnetic way to talk and is naturally funny, it shows the respect and great friendship that he has with Joe, one of the best.
“She’s 70 years old, she’s like 85 years old, she’s 123 years old.”
I’m feckin dyiiiin
It made me chuckle that bit
@@cweston9440 right 😆
@@cweston9440 and the others who were looking to get the shoes on their own for Christmas for them for a little more and
That annoying humor that Joe has, with that douchy smile reminds me of a friend of mine in high school. Love it
@@supreme5580 I have an old friend like that. He is the most ignorant and inflammatory person I have ever met and it's almost an art form. He can read people for their inscurities like a book and knows how to push buttons. Shit I've almost fought his ass a few times lmao. Got a ton of love for the guy.
The synchronized villainous laughing between these guys is magical 😄
😁
They're both Megamind
Joe: Do you golf?
Bill: No
Joe: good for you
😂
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You a rapper? Cuz I am. Hit me with somethin.
Just watched a video of Bill golfing 🤣
@@nateesnow joe would be very disappointed 😂
Bill does golf lmao.
What do you call a drunk check on a barstool that fell off a puddle😂
Bill Burr seems like a genuinely good guy.
Id hangout with him
@Joebatain Maxx I hope you find happiness man for real
He is happy his balls are free now 🤣
@Joebatain Maxx relax man
@@kakapopo2138 that dude is in every comment chain here praising Bill, just putting him down. It's hilarious how transparent it is.
Bill is literally one of the funniest people alive. What a hilarious dude he is!
Yeah I agree. What a funny guy!!
100% agree
@Jim Eagle I said that because out of the funniest people alive, bill is one of them. That’s why we have words for things. Not everyone is a hippie.
@Jim Eagle literally shut the fuck up
Is this Ken Shamrock? Lol
I really like how Bill was describing how wonderful his wife was that was really cool you can tell him and his wife have a good time with each other
JOE subtitles are essential for us non english people
“What if a tooth falls out…” 😂😂😂😂
A JRE "Best of Bill Burr" is way overdue.
Is it WAAAAYYYY overdue?
I don't know about that.
Nia is that you?
Kevin D Jesus Christ lol
CN Small yes indeed. Burr is the fucking man.
Caryn I want you in a major way!!!
Watching Bill Burr's character arc over the past decade really gives me hope. It brings me endless joy to see this raging, irate red-head having some moments of bliss and love when he speaks of his family
you know that was just an act right?
@@SuperHns it wasn't
@@SuperHns you know that was just real life right?
@@DerexWolfheart 100% I wanna bet it was not real. As real as the WWF
@@SuperHns ur mom lol
"Who you are is different with different people ". That brought the whole relationship dilemma home for me.
Its a beautiful rapport between these two men. Thanks for all that you do.
Joe "a buddy of mine" Rogan
Joe "I've got elk in my freezer" Rogan
Joe "Heads poppin out of pussies" Rogan
Joe "we're talking about a guy who" Rogan
Joe "pull that up" Rogan
Joe”I’m to big of a pussy to tell bill that jack and Jill movie sucked ass”Rogan
Joe hating on ben is hilarious
Much respect and admiration from Nashville, Tennessee. 👍 Thanks guys for keeping all of us sane.
It's actually so sweet to hear Bill talk about his wife and her energy. The smile on his face says it all. True love right there.
Bill Burr should not feel bad about his feelings at his child's birth... My first thoughts for both of my kids at birth was "oh my god, it looks like me" poor thing... They were ugly... 30 some years later they love their "Pops", and only one of them is ugly.
The Bunkster that's hilarious!
LOL
The Bunkster hahahaha funny as fuck bro
The kids are gonna hear that and wonder who’s ugly
i feel like they already know
lmfao the basketball dad story and impression, Joe you're the best lol
13:19
"Shes 70 years old or smth..."
"No she's--"
"She's 85 years old..."
"No sh--"
"She's 122 years old 😂..."
" *She's 58.* "
I lost it at this !
Greatest thing I’ve ever heard
"What if you're blowin' somebody and something goes wrong..."
Classic Joe Rogan
deleted data?
"everyone of us is one decision from a disaster" so true.
Ayyy im like 3 decisions past disaster lmao
@@WZRDr Made me lol for real 🤣
I wanna see Joe do some more stand up, I love listening to his crazy shows!! Have some more recorded albums.
watching how Joe Rogan socializes with his friends and his guests is super good for learning how to socialize yourself
Bill clearly loves his wife, who is now the mother of his child, and some of his fans can't handle it. Get over it, I'm happy for the guy, and he is still fuckin' hilarious.
Well said.
Insecure boys. I've never had a problem with his wife. She's the opposite of his and you can see that it gets Bill going. It gives him life.
It's a bunch of mouth breathing basement dwellers that hate women lol and they dated for like 8 years before getting married so it's not like she's new. I don't understand these people.
I agree. He didnt just trash women, he trashes everyone. And he loves his wife. Nothing wrong with that
Never heard anyone talk shit
Bill Burr is my Favorite comedian
Chux Diaz good for you
Chux Diaz mine too but his new special was weak for me.
Paul Smith that newest one on Netflix wasn't very good
disappointed here
Was disappointed with it too
Please post more of your shows! I can't stop watching, feel like I'm being life coached with the boys. The more I listen, the more I respect Joe Rogan, the advice is priceless!
Spotify my guy
Ya dude ^^^ what he said
You live under a rock or something? Never heard about his Spotify deal?
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa I'm only 13 minutes into this I can't believe I've overlooked this for 5 years already wtf seems like yesterday 😉✌️
She’s 70 years old, shes 85 years old, shes 122 years old
Fucking lost it at that
Lol double down always
i died LMAO
She was kinda chubby... Hott
What's the time stamp on this I was in and out and I'm curious what that is
Bills head looks like he's always got the good idea bulb shining bright above him
Listening to Bill Burr always cure the blue moods.
Hey Joe it's been a whole two years since Bill Burr appeared. We need more. Thanks
this 100%
@@doomed2die595 w
He just finished up his Slight Return Tour a couple days ago in Texas, so maybe it's on the way?
Word
Nah, more Joey Diaz
I'll know she's the one when she looks at me like Joe looks at Jamie after he makes a joke
Noah Ceremony the "right Jamie?" Confirmation look. I love it
It's funny because it's true
And Jamie keeps on smiling to keep his job :D
Jamie is the reason Joe is still trying to be a comic
Tupemo j n
Just added kickstart my heart to my workout playlist
"War should be illegal" 😂
I say it every time I see these guys on the podcast together. But seriously I could listen to Joe & Bill for about 12 hours and probably not get tired of it
Just listening to Joe & Bill talk Jack & Jill.
is alex jones really gonna be on episode 911?
Watch the last 5 seconds of this vid, he says "Tomorrow Alex Jones episode 911'
hardhouse87 awesome
so when is episode 910 ?
so when is episode 910 ?
captain black tonight after Bills.
I love that they still have his videos on here
Joe rogan is hands down the best interviewer on earth. He knows when to talk and he knows when to listen.
Bill Burr almost had a nervous breakdown watching Wall-E
This is one of the best damn podcasts I’ve ever heard.
😂 Happy place! You guys are the best! Thank u.
What a memorable episode! "It's like verbal water-boarding!" 🤣 THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT IIVE EVER HEARD!
Joe “people are gonna observe my remarks and put them in quotations between my first and last name” Rogan
mmmm, something something dmt
Stevil "I like to state the obvious" Knevil
Andrés “My Name Is Too Long And I Don’t Understand The Concept Of A Joke” Felipe Jaramillo Giraldo Jr. Esquire III MD
Joe "I wanna smoke groot as some dmt" Rogan
@@stevilknevil107 I'm dying LOL
The reoccurring “have you ever seen hidden figures??” was ridiculous funny
30:53 when I saw my daughter for the first time in the hospital I cried more than she did HAHAHA
i love falling asleep to these two talking😂
I like how bill never brings up that his wife is black and the difference between marrying a black women vs a white women, those comedy routines become tacky.
Your Likes Make Me Moist His wife is extremely well spoken and educated, he hardly has any 'suburb upbringing vs ghetto upbringing' stories.
Dale Chalfont I'm surprised he doesn't talk about the weirdness caused by his nonchalant-ness and her hyperliberalism. That'd be interestinv
Dale Chalfont "Bill Burr & Nia - Dilemma: Daughter Or Gay Son" here on TH-cam says different. I'm surprised they even get along, but good for them if they're happy.
Smart people get along, regardless of their political affiliation. Bill and Nia both see most of the shit the idiots listening get riled up about is all bullshit.
live a little bit longer and you'll know
*Joe Rogan doing his breathing exercise*
BILL: Dude you look like you got shot and you're waiting for the ambulance.." 😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜
CHiEF TONGA hahaha glad he brought him back to earth
Camp Matthew
How pathetic is your life that you get mad over something as dumb as emojis
Camp Matthew
It's pretty obvious that you did lmao
Camp Matthew
And now you're getting mad again lol you should really see a therapist about your inability to control your emotions
Camp Matthew
Nah, I don't think that's it. You're showing clear signs of anger here.
I love Bill and Joe together cuz it reminds me of how I used to roleplay with my thumbs as a kid
This rendition of Hidden Figures was great. Two thumbs up!
Jack and Jill is hilarious? is it Joe? is it really Joe? comparable with Waterboy, really Joe?
It depends how much drugs he was on then maybe it could be funny!!
Paul Thoresen He clearly made the stipulation that it is funny if your 6 years old.
I watched it on shrooms it was hilarious. Then again I basically become a 5 year old when I'm on them.
waterboy is terrible too
My mate 6 year old son was ask by my brother "Who is your fav star wars character?" The answer Jar Jar Binks....
I feel like Joe is the only person that effectively interiews/podcasts with Bill. Everyone else annoys Bill at some point.
If you genuinely believe that Jake, then all I can say is that you’re not looking hard enough.
@@karmickarmy1398 Conan and Bill are gold together m8!🥃🍺
Yep, he just let's Bill talk and they get alone. I also think it is due to the fact that they are good buds, get along together, and respect each other!
CONAN O'BRIAN
I think it's because most people are intimidated by Bill off the bat because Bill has this angry man persona. Next thing you know shit gets weird and they freak out and then Bill freaks out. The key is to just treat Bill like how you'd treat your goofy friend and just shoot the shit. Notice how this entire podcast is absolutely pointless? Yeah. Just chill and talk about whatever.
37:16 that little Rodney Dangerfield reference was amazing to me lol
My son went through the same thing he was born in 98 and he was obsessed with Mariah Carey and when I told him that she was the same age as Grammy (my mom) he was devastated
Tell your son that Mariah doesn't acknowledge birthdays. She has 'Anniversaries'😉
What? If you had your son at 18 and your mom had your at 18, then your grandma would have been 36 in 1998. That should make her at least 60 now. Mariah Carey is 52.
Age is just a number😂
This B Is dumb af
"Dude, have you seen Hidden Figures?" 😂😂😂
I kept looking to see if the podcast had restarted... like groundhogs day 😂
Theres no other way to ask about Hidden Figures 😂
Hidden figures is the shit
There’s many people out there whose greatest accomplishment will only be adding something in quotations between Joe Rogan’s name.
Joe 'some people make inexplicably bitter comments on my YT vids' Rogan.
Whatever. Alien "There's many people out there whose greatest accomplishment will only be adding quotations between Joe Rogans" Brain
And that's ok with me
JunkDealer 😂😂
Come on ! It's just fun and games.
"If you're not worth being laughed at, you're not worth much".
That dude with the basketball story would killing himself knowing that story is about him 😂
Joe adapts to almost every guest. Drops the C bomb way more times than usual cos it’s bill’s favourite word 😂
When Bill mentions the guy breaking both his legs:
Joe: “DON’T PULL THAT UP JAMIE!”
ROTFLOL 😂 😂 😂
Hahaha cringe worthy moment
31:08 it was exactly the same for me. I held my son for the first time at about 9am and yeah, it was a big moment but I was kind of in shock or maybe I was just acting how I thought I was supposed to. Then all the family and friends came and went throughout the day and it all felt vaguely ceremonial. Touching, sure, but it wasn't until that evening that I really truly fully felt it. My wife had this "Blackbird" instrumental song playing softly on her phone and I was walking back from the bathroom. I looked down at him and my wife gently swaying to the music and WOOSH. It felt like I (the new me) had just been born. It was intense and fucking magical.
Now he's 6 and won't shut up about Minecraft.
@@lostalone9320
Yeah, thanks. I'm aware of that.
Sounds like you’re taking your weak pull out game out on your offspring. When he goes up for adoption I’ll gladly take him in.
@@Zanarkendjp sounds like you're a dumbshit with no sense of humor
That’s so beautiful. My husband and I have decided to not have children even though we’d love to but we can’t afford to homeschool. I know he’d be a great dad though. The end of your story cracked me up.
Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha beautiful consciousness emergence stage
Some of my favourite people these 2
Happy Gilmore is my favorite comedy movie ever
Bill's new special had me crying the entire time! Fuck that Nashville crowd...Bill is a genius!
Pa Pa ???
UnendingGrimnesS from all Nashvillians...fuck u
spookdude devito hahaha that couldnt offend me in the slightest.This is not my singular opinion lol Check the reviews, everyone loved it but hated the crowd. You weren't there so wtf do you care? Just know that Nashville is just politically correct these days and cant find humor in jokes that arent PC. The crowd that is...not you personally unless you didnt like it..Was it too dark for your taste? Not a fan of the holocaust jokes? I laughed my balls off \m/
It was shit. It wasn't nowhere near the level of his previous specials. It's like watching Louie CK lose his ability all over again.
Michael Dunbar Eh your taste in comedy sucks lol His bits were genius and so were his improv moments \m/ Fucking Legend \m/
joe has much discipline. "i dont wanna hurt him, the guy is hurt by life"
MrSapper21 I read that just as he said it. The universe bugs me out.
yeh that always happens to me discomatty.
Then bill says he would wrap the guys face with duct tape lol
wtf that has to do with discipline. lol
MrSapper21 mmmijij,,,j,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Mauiii
I love Bill Burr
Two guys that I can listen to without getting pissed off, or feeling like I am being pissed ON. Entertaining!
Bill "I have A.D.D" Burr baking pies learning french and playing drums.
heads up
with ADD it is typical to have a hyper focus on activities/subjects you are passionate about
And flying helicopters lol
"I don't wanna hurt him he's hurt by life." I spat my drink through my nose.
I know right I was fucking dying 😂
Did anyone else notice that Bill seemed to be evading the topic of politics by providing brief one-word like responses, but then when Joe inquired at 1:43:40 about his preferred presidential candidate he suddenly unleashed a precise and detailed political analysis, similar to a seasoned political commentator? I adored his perspective and this whole podcast, thank you !
I just love to hear these two chat
*Alex jones, Eddie bravo, Bryan Callen- The conspiracy companion... do it!
combat your nutrition Jesse Ventura
because Eddie vs Bryan arguments are hilarious, now throw Alex in the mix.
Episode 911
Apparently tomorrow, we'll see
combat your nutrition
bring David Icke on that episode and the world will explode
WOW. Bill Burr doesn't like torture or war. What a fucking hero.
The bit about grownups is so fucking spot on. I'm turning 32 and it just hits me right in the feels. Nobody is grown up.
Michael O'Neill so true.
*hits blunt**
Michael O'Neill iiii
well yeah usually grown ups dont say things like "hit me in the feels"
People bring the best n worse out of u. This is a great episode
"I'm not degrading you, but I'm saying it's not good enough" lol
"Everyone one of us is one bad decision away from disaster..." Amen, Joe :)
@Nickolas Blake but applicable to all :)
This aged well
5 years solid and hilarity is off the charts…. If it bleeds we can kill it
I’m fuckin dead