I tried speedrunning Stick RPG and became a world leader by using degenerate tactics
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2021
- Stick RPG is a simple, but really fun flash game. The game centers around being a stickman, and trying to make your way through life. In this speedrun, we decide to become president, while completing 100% of the game along the way. And yes, we do it in the most degenerate ways possible.
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Watch the Stick RPG 100% world record speedrun here: • Stick RPG - 100% 17:06...
Background music used was:
Regular Stick RPG music
Stal by C148: / c418
My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
#EazySpeezy #StickRPG #Speedrun - เกม
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I can just imagine a young man in a formal office suit riding a rusty wooden board to the mega corporation he owns. Case in hand, necktie flopping behind him like a cape, he kickflips from the street onto the sidewalk right in front of the main entrance. The security guard at the door welcomes his boss with a fist-pump and then he takes the board for safe-keeping until the shift ends.
Ah, a man of culture I see 😏
lol
Every startup in silicon Valley
Move to california bro that’s how every ceo in the valley is
>rusty
>wooden
-wakes up
-murders a child
-becomes CEO
-leaves without further explaination
The sigma grindset
Lol
Relatable
@@julianpowers5272
Pootis
The Du Pont Approach
Dude walked into a bank, asked for a loan to stake his gambling, repaid it the next day
What a legend
Bossmanjack style
"Such a great CEO! He skateboards to work."
"Where did he get the Skateboard?"
" NEVER. Ask about the skateboard."
We dont talk about the drill and skateboard here
"He made a child's wishes come true."
@@CJ-mr8dn Don't say this word!
You're lucky mods are asleep.
@@1ProAssassin yesterday he met the CEO today he met Stan lee
@@CJ-mr8dn 1
Holy shit this game is a classic, I completely forgot it.
oh the batter
I forgor moment
no no word
Wait till you see the sequel
Me too lmfaooo
"I don't do anything fun, I go, I skateboard over to my office building, I work until I'm exhausted and then I put all my money in my bank, go back to sleep, do the same thing all over again."
-Eazyigma Male Grindset
Read this when he said it
@@madmanwithterriblespelling7558 same
“And then I just sleep for like 150 days”
capitalism simulator
*sigma string chord song*
Skye Boyes, the creator of both Stick RPGs sadly died of cardiac arrest in 2015. Thank you for bringing the game back to the TH-cam space!
Holy shit, I had no idea, I was wondering why there were no updates for years. May he rest in peace.
@Marcelelias11 Same. Rip!
Oh, rest in peace man, you brought people a lot of joy, even if you didn't think it was much
rest in peace❤
That's really sad to hear. O7
"You killed that kid!"
"That was like 4 days ago!"
Fun fact: You get the skateboard after giving him his first pack of smokes, so no, you don't KILL him to get the skateboard. Does killing the kid count as part of the 100% completion run?
I'm not sure, but I think so as he said that stealing the car is a part of the speed run, sooo yeah
but it's fun
Pretty sure
Have u seen his other vids? Murder is the main thing
Have u seen his other vids? Murder is the main thing
Someone woke up one day and thought about creating this game and this is the result of it.
It's a masterpiece tho
As with all games, presumably.
Sadly the creator passed away so his wife said there will likely never be a Stick RPG 3
@@bradleywalton970 WHAT
@@bradleywalton970 😢
I almost forgot about StickPage. Literally the best stickman games and animations on the internet. Literally childhood defining 😢😢
Xgen studios is still up and running too, if you're looking for some good ol' Defend The Castle nostalgia
HENRYYYY
Especially that one fighting game not the where you could slow time
I felt emotions I didn't know existed when I remembered this game existed. Wow. To be honest, I never got that far into the game and didn't know you could do half the stuff in this vid, but it was still extremely nostalgic seeing a simpler era.
I just discovered this game today and I found out everything mentioned in the video and a little bit more. But if I had played it as a kid I probably would have missed most of it. Kids are stupid hahaha
For real. Flash games are absolute classics.
There was a sequel of it I'm pretty sure
There was a sequel of it I'm pretty sure
Oh man, I remember playing this so much as a kid! Great speedrun 😂 I love the stock market simulation, very accurate
The main theme is so nostalgic
Hi ZXMany!
cool to see you here
Im a day trader. Thats not even manipulation. lol Buy low sell high is the entire point.
Yeah I still watch the TH-camr that that got me in to this
I love Stick RPG 2. The whole “2.5th dimension” thing always made me chuckle a bit.
I literally 100% that game, got the highest rank for all the jobs
That game is great. So much detail for a flash game
@@Ikcatcher Everything was great on that game, can't blame you I did too
@@Ikcatcher so glad I’m not the only one
There's a 2??
Damn I got nostalgic over this.
Also, the absolute Sigma Grindset of becoming rich, strong, smart and charming to the point of owning everything and becoming president in less than 3 years is hilarious.
THE Σ Game
Kinda how hitler did it
I like how he walked into a building and says “Look at me, I’m the CEO now.”
He is the smartest man on the planet (Spent a total of 4 days at university) and he came with a skateboard (That he got by murdering someone) of course they would elect him as their new CEO!
"this is the *gamer* way to become president"
-Speezy, enjoyer of sleep
Suqma grindset
Stick rpg 2 you can do that
8:48 He's using the Tab key to quickly select the button when it's the only one on the screen. That's why the box is yellow. Combine that with the Enter key, since sleeping is also the first box on THAT screen so Tab will default to that, and you're in the money. Literally.
thank you legend
I also used the + key on the NumPad to double-click by enabling MouseKeys in Windows, which is allowed according to the leaderboard mods.
you can actually select what tab will default to because its based on mouse position, and in some cases Space will also work so you can just rotate your wrist slightly to spam between tab and space while spam clicking
@@joannawood7352 i am absolutely enthralled by the meta of this game’s speedrunning scene
Doesnt that trick only work in browsers running flash. I think we need a new category that takes into account the death of flash
It is official, my phone can hear my thoughts. I was trying to remember the name of this game today at work and this is the first thing I see when I open TH-cam.
Your phone is connected to your mind
Just algorithms. It's not listening to your conversations either. It's simply predicting things you say or think based on what you've recently done on the web. It gets deep. Once I ate a slice of moldy bread by accident. Didn't say or do anything related. Phone wasn't even in the room. 1st TH-cam video 2 days later "why you shouldn't eat moldy bread".
Showed me a person I'd dreamt of not 15 minutes after I woke on yt front page. Hadn't seen person in 13 years.
Do Stick RPG 2 director’s cut. Not many people know it even exists, but its a really good game.
it's overpriced tho
Saver310 its really good tho
@@AtomicSniper22 i played it before so yeah
@@Saver310 No way. Totally worth the money I spent for it. Absolutely addictive maxing out all those jobs.
Whereeee
This is a certified stickman classic
Damn, stick, where did you find this?
I actually decompiled the source code of this game while I was unemployed just to learn how things actually worked in the engine. There was a ton of interesting stuff I learned about selling commodities and barfights, but none of that applies to what you've done in this speedrun. There were, however, two things of note that WERE relevant to the speedrun:
1: You did correctly mention that stocks can't go lower than $1, but something the code reveals is that they can gain or lose a maximum of 99c per day, meaning that it will always be at least two days for your stocks to get over $2.
2: Another part of RNG is the bank interest. Ever wonder why the longer you play, the more it seems like the interest is really low? That's because the way interest fluctuates is flawed: a number between 0 and 0.9 is generated, and then subtracted by 0.5, and this resulting number is added to the current interest at the end of the day. This means that the interest can decrease by up to 0.5%, but can only increase up to 0.4% - it's weighted towards decreasing. I don't know if this was an oversight or intentional, but probably the former.
@@TARDISES I do have a few, most of which are about barfights and selling commodities, but there's also a bit about becoming president/dictator (which isn't too important because most people just invest the max anyways), and robbing the bank/convenience store.
Robbing the bank:
You must have a gun and at least 10 bullets, and the clock must not be red. Attempting to rob the bank will cause a random number between 0 and your Charm stat minus 1 to be rolled. If the result is greater than 40, you rob a random amount between $0 and $499; if not, you get jailed for 5 days. Either way advances the clock to midnight. This means it is impossible to rob the bank with a Charm of less than 42, a Charm of 83 gives odds of 50%, Charm of 409 gives 90%, and max Charm of 999 has slightly less than 96% odds.
There is no difference between robbing the bank and the convenience store (which amazed me - I thought as a kid that the latter was easier to rob but gave a lower payout, but no, they're exactly the same).
Selling Commodities:
When you board the bus, the following things take priority in order:
If you have no commodities, you waste the day, but nothing else happens.
If you do have commodities but no gun, you get robbed with a "no-gun" scenario.
If you have commodities and a gun, but no ammo, you get robbed with a "no ammo" scenario.
If you have commodities and a gun and ammo, the game rolls a random number. If this number is higher than your strength, you get robbed with a "you're weak" scenario. The number this is depends on the city you go to:
Brooklyn: robbery = 100-224;
Detroit: robbery = 100-249;
Los Angeles: robbery = 100-249;
Chicago: robbery = 100-224;
Camden: robbery = 100-209;
Las Vegas: robbery = 100-209;
This means that you are guaranteed to be strength-robbed if your strength is less than 100. You cannot be strength-robbed in Las Vegas or Camden if your Strength is 209 or greater, in Chicago or Brooklyn if it's 224 or greater, or in Detroit or LA if it's 249 or greater.
There is no difference between what the offer will be in these cities, so basically, do Camden or Las Vegas until your strength is 224, then do Chicago or Brooklyn until your strength is 249, then do Detroit and LA from then on.
If you pass the roll but have no cell phone, you waste the day.
If you have a cell phone, but have more than 50 bottles of beer or grams of cocaine, you get arrested, have your stash, gun and ammo confiscated, and get jailed for 5 days (but you keep your cash). Due to an oversight, the maximum in Brooklyn is 49 instead of 50.
If you pass all of that, there's still a 1/9 chance you get robbed of your stash (but not your cash) anyways.
Otherwise, the following happens:
Either booze or coke is selected at random.
Booze: "offer" is set to your charm/"_root.boozeSell". Max is 50. This offer is then randomly decreased or increased by 0-4. If this offer is now less than 5, it gets set to 5.
Coke: "offer" is set to your charm/"_root.cokeSell" multiplied by 10. Max is 600. This offer is then randomly decreased or increased by 0-49. If this offer is now less than 50, it gets set to 50.
BoozeSell is 6, cokeSell is 5. So you will break even on average (before the random roll) for booze if your charm is 180, and for coke if your charm is 200. You will max-out for both when your charm is 300.
"quantity" is then set to the amount of whichever commodity is going to be sold. If this is 0, you can't find anyone to buy from you. This will happen if you have none of the commodity that was rolled.
Finally, it rounds the offer times the quantity, and that's the offer you get. So for beer, minimum is $5 per bottle and max is $50 per bottle (or $54 if you get a lucky roll). For coke, min is $50 per gram and max is $600 per gram (or $649 if you get a lucky roll).
Barfights:
The barfight number in the game starts at 1, and will increase after every won barfight (I'm not sure if it increases if the freeze bug happens). The enemy starts with a variable amount of health: 5*barfight number + (random amount between 0 and 5*the barfight number - 1). So the first fight will be between 5 and 9, the 5th will be between 25 and 49, and the 100th will be between 500 and 999.
You have action points - you start off with 1, and you gain another every 20 strength points to a maximum of 15 (maxed out 280 strength).
Punching costs 1 action point. It deals a random amount of damage between 0 and ((Strength+10)/10)-1, but will round to 1 if it rolls 0. This means you will only deal 1 damage until you reach 20 strength, at which point 2 becomes possible, and will increase by another 1 every 10 strength. This amount is increased by 2 if you have the knife. At 990 strength with the knife, damage is 2-101.
Kicking costs 2 action points. It deals a random amount of damage between 1 and (Strength/4.5). So by the time it is available at 20 strength, it will do 1-4 damage, will increase to 1-5 at 23 strength, then 1-6 at 27 strength, 1-7 at 32 strength, etc. It does 2 extra damage if you have the knife. At 999 strength, it deals between 3-224 damage.
Fireball costs 3 action points. It deals a random amount of damage between 0 and (Strength/2.5)-1, but will round to 1 if it rolls 0. So by the time it is available at 40 strength, it will deal 1-15 damage, then increases to 1-16 at 43 strength, 1-17 at 45 strength, etc. At 998 strength, it deals between 1-398 damage.
Energy blast costs 4 action points. It deals a random amount of damage between 0 and (Strength/1.5)-1, but will round to 1 if it rolls 0. So by the time it is available at 60 strength, it will deal 1-39 damage. This increases to 1-40 damage at 62 strength, 1-41 at 63 strength, etc. At 999 strength, it deals between 1-665 damage.
When you win, you will get a random amount of money: 5*barfight number + (random amount between 0 and 5*the barfight number - 1) (the same formula as enemy's HP). So between $5 and $9 on the first fight, $25 and $49 on the fifth fight, and $500 and $999 on the 100th fight.
Did you find out where the barfighrts can soft lock the game? Happens everytime I played
@@prich0382 If you're talking about the part where the damage appears mirrored over your own head and you have to press "it froze" to continue, I did not. Unfortunately, the source code did not include the graphics (flash code refers to them as frames and movieclips, but did not include the actual graphics used for each). So I never found what causes the bug.
@@reluctantlylikingcardgames798 Really annoying that it happens, I guess best bet is to never nothing fighting
@@prich0382 When I was playing recently, the glitch only appeared about one in every 10 times. But yeah, back when I played as a kid, it was happening between 40-70% of the time, so it probably wasn't worth it.
A man tried to break into your castle
At 8:29
The actual life of a CEO.
Never finished this game when i was younger, thank u for completing my childhood
@Pete Harrison You're really not funny. Just saying. Please stop.
@@end4567 what is it? rickroll? or worse?
@@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210 Some poorly sang song made to troll pretty much.
I just got super buff, and fought in the bar till I got bored. Lol
8:48 Oh yeah he used the oldschool strategy of spamming Tab+Enter to go to sleep, which is way faster than clicking your way through the game
Isn't speezy also using Tab?
@@unisexlettuce Yeah there's a yellow box showing up on the button, that's definitely the tab key. I think it's more likely that the other guy just used a macro.
@@quickdraw6893 Yeah 100% looks like a macro. External tools are not allowed in traditional any% afaik, so the WR is cheated? :D
@@snooze3100 nah man they just have a good gamer chair
Close. Tab+Space bar, plus I also enabled MouseKeys in Windows settings and used the "+" key on the NumPad to double-click, which is allowed according to the moderators of this game.
Here GTA devs, take notes
I'm so glad someone loved this game as much as I did back in the day
Can we all just appreciate stal playing in the background
No
I already was
I love how this game looks so bright and colorful but you can literally kill kids and steal cars
Not to mention a lot of people at the bar
@Toy ok noob
@Toy um
@Toy I play story mode?
@Toy does shark card carry to story mode
07:45 LOL, I guess you don't know that Reagan was notorious for sleeping in half the day most of his life.
"I'm literally making money from doing nothing"
Yes, it's called being bougiorsie
hello comrade
@@antipsychotic451 Being part of the boogie club has its perks.
Love how he opens with getting a loan, gambling, then buying cigarettes and drugs.
"Please never smoke anything, it's not worth it" I hear while I'm taking a puff on my cigarette. But he's right.
Don’t due
*defiantly rips bong*
F U
I played this so much as a kid. I never knew there was a purpose to it. I would just get in bar fights and unalive everyone until i got bored
Same. Also tried all the drug options
This game is still classic. One of the most pure examples of the best parts of the internet.
Now do Stick RPG 2 100%, All achievements Speed run.
That seems interesting
Omg I used to play this game so much when I was a kid. Had no clue what I was doing but fun anyways
I used to do the infinite money glitch at the start then get everything. Didn't realise until years later that there was a complete version of the game, guess I had been playing like a demo version or whatever.
It's fun to watch these and see how long these flash games actually is, even when speedrunning. Me, 7-8 years old, played so many of these flash games. But did I finish one? NOOT
Y’know, you kinda get to an age at some point where you’ve remembered or rediscovered everything from your childhood, and it becomes rare to remember something you hadn’t already. This gem of a game, one of those rare few I hadn’t already remembered existed. So so so fun to see this.
Eazy rides his skateboard becoming eco-friendly thus he is a nice person, who got his skateboard by killing some teenager.
A smoking teenager that contributed to global warming. He did it for the greater good
You get the skateboard for giving them a pack of smokes. Not for killing them.
@@cookiecakeeater6340 manslaughter is still pretty bad.
@@b-zar8912 I meant that you get it for the first pack. Giving them more is optional but I’m assuming is to 100% the game. Until watching this video I always assumed giving them more would just loop the text forever.
I loved playing this as a kid years ago. Great memories! When the second one came out many years later, I enjoyed that one too!
This was such a legendary game, as well as it's sequel. Love to see some live for it.
This is probably the most realistic RPG playthrough
This brought back so many memories, thank you for playing this! Please try Stick RPG 2 as well!!
Oh boy, now I really want to see him speedrun the rest of the stick rpg series
Isn't there only 2?
Omg...the memories that I have of this game. So glad someone brought it back to my attention
"Making all this money from literally doing nothing" yup, sounds like investing lol
Btw, this game was my childhood... But I never knew you could invest and become president! I would just get in fights, buy drugs and end up getting robbed in other cities lol
Would actually be really interesting to watch a speedrun of StickRPG 2, dunno if its a thing but I hope so
Stickrpg 2 is a game and they do have speedruns
@@mastoid45 Ye I know stickRPG is a game, just didnt know if there were any speedrunning categories.
Eat your cereal
This game is very nostalgic i really remembered my 10 year old me playing this, seeing u playing this bring me back my memories.
I played this game so much with my sister when we were in elementary school. This video brought back so many good memories.
Wow, just got waves of nostalgia, playing this game during IT classes, keeping your exit ready in case the teacher catches you. Good times
Man I miss this kind of games.
i miss this games too
The nostalgia of being in the back of the classroom lying about doing work hit me too hard
Yeah, its like a bus
In case you want to know how that other guy was able to sleep quickly he was doing tab+enter. I remember learning how tab can find clickable areas in flash games as a kid and abusing the same strat in StickRPG, so much fun lmao
Completely forgot this game was a thing.. Now I have to go home and play after work for nostalgic reasons.
Loved this game as a kid😂 Now we just need a Max Dirtbike and mini putt speedrun!
Omg i forgot about this game, was the best in class game no cap
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As soon as I heard the menu music my entire body felt mad warm. Been SO long since I’ve seen this game
Its crazy to see the same strat I used in 2007 still works
"So this is the fastest way of doing it. We literally just sleep. You know, in real life, maybe this isn't the greatest way to become president."
Are you sure about that?
Never thought I'd be seeing this game again, an extremely pleasant surprise! I say go play stick rpg 2 as well, its a real fun game!
"What were more doing right now is just sleeping over and over again"
Your character: **blinking intensifies**
Seeing this game again brought back memories I forgot I even had
This reminds me of a game I used to play called Pix City. Would love to see a speedrun of that.
"couldn't figure out how to sleep so quickly"
Never has a person uttered these words before
I remember playing the hell out of these games years ago. Now I wanna do it again
I'm living for Stal playing in the background
One of my favs lol
Isn't there a trick in this game naming oneself "HEYZEUS"?
Edit: no cheat challenge.... oops
Walking in and immediately becoming the CEO is some Robert California shit
The nostalgia from this vid was incredible
Thank you for playing this I remember playing it when I was young but, I could never remember what the game was called until now!
New drinking game: Take a shot of the strongest spirit you can get every time Speezy says “Literally”.
Why didn’t you just do stocks up until like 300k, bank, and then do the sleep part? Feels like it would have killed two children with skateboards with one stone.
Lmaooooo
With one smoke
or he couldve just glitched the bank money and gotten infinite money
I haven't thought about this game in forever. I remember playing this and Stick RPGs 2
I forgot this even existed!! I LOVED this game as a kid lol
"please never smoke, its never woth it."
That reminded me of a story my mother told me once...
So she was out with friends and one of them gave the others some cigarets, then tried to give one to my mother, she declined and the guy was like "oh don't be such a buzzkill!"
Wich she responded with: "i'd rather die normaly, thanks."
nostalgic af
You just unlocked a memory I had long forgotten
Now this was a game back in the day. good times. simple and fun
sigma male simulator
i remember this i think i played one where it had different parts of the city and like pimps and such it was so fun when i was younger
That's the sequel, Stick RPG 2. The director's cut is available on steam.
This is the biggest throwback of my life
Bro!!!!! This was the game of my youth!!!! Thank you
you’re a World Leader now? Does that mean you can be invited to the United Nations?
@Pete Harrison why do you keep posting this link?
@@daemoh3696 it's a scam, a rickroll, or self-promotion.
Sigma grindset
oh my god you hit me right in the childhood. its been ages since ive seen this game
i still play this game every few months and bought the second one on steam, love the nostalgia
As an epileptic I really appreciate the flashing warning! Loved your channel for years and love that you’d considerate
Ive been trying to find/remember this game since i was a kid and for years i never could find it or remember what its called and eventually gave up, years later it appears before me in my recommended 😂😭 thank you for this
Lmaooo this takes me back. This and the two versions of the stick arena game.
The nostalgia is gonna kill me, man.
"So at this point in the run, we're going to invest that money at the bank because that's going to gain some interest."
Probably the most underrated joke in this run.
"We're now a dangerous rich person" as if every rich person isn't a dangerous rich person
Omg! I never thought I would see a video of this game someday.
Never got to play the full version, forgot this existed!
0:58 garcello moments
You could make this Speedrun faster if you purchased the gear when you had around 100k. It's just slightly fast but every time you sleep for the stock to change you would also gain int str and cha, which would reduce the overall amount of times you need to sleep
The flash game speed runs are by far my favorite
I can't believe the memories this video brought back