Yes. I wish someone in my past had been my Seth so that I, too, could maintain my innocence. Instead, I had a 10th grade English teacher who kept me after class to ask if I had ever heard of fel**ing.
Classic Harstem: "It's completely over, he should probably be leaving at this point... I don't really see any way in which I lose this one..." 10 seconds later "Am I actually losing this game? Technically still possible that I lose this game!" HAHAHAHA Literally every game whether he is winning or not.
I'm not a grandmaster, and I will never be a grandmaster, so a lot of what Harstem says is purely academic to me, like a Martian discussing Martian cultural trends. But this business about being railroaded into purchasing purple goat cheese hits me right where I live. You're all right, Kevin. You're all right.
I think in the last game your opponent might also have realized he completely lost so he may have tried to intercept reinforcements cause he could not have won against your upcoming stalker push. He would have lost at home but he might have hoped for you to come back and therefore buying time to catch up in stalkers.
You know @Harstem, I had the same fear as you about goat cheese. It goes quite well on a salad with some nuts, cranberries, a lil salad dressing, highly recommend voor de koning.
Wait what - This kid was BORN right before SC2 came out.... And he's a GM. Wrap your minds around that one... He was born, learned to speak, learned to walk, went to kindergarten, then school, now high school and somewhere along the way he picked up this funny game called StarCraft 2 and became grandmaster at it.
OMG, my gold1-plat3 ladder games look exactly the same... with the difference that I lose, of course 😂 I remember a PvT when my scout-probe saw only a Depot in the base. I immediately freaked out thinking I am proxied. Pulled another probe and a fast zealot to scout the map. I scouted the entire map and couldn't find anything... He went for CC first 😂 After that, with my complete misjudgement of the game, he won the game... GG for that. In PvZ Early-Mutas are very often. This was not the case, so... In PvP I make the same mistake over and over again. Better eco, not enough Gates. It was obviously a close one, so 6 Gates before taking a 3rd should have been game winner - which the opponent obviously did...GG for him. Great content! Thank you. Best regards.
High he doesn't know, he is laser focused on Starcraft 2 as a hobby/passion-career, he has a gf/now fiancee or wife, is mentally stable, other hobby being going outside and unironically piloting a motorboat through Dutch rivers, lakes and floodlands as The Captain.
I really liked the two victory into a cocky loss build/format of this video. Some days I have a really hard time watching for 15 minutes just to watch into a close loss, then watch another loss for my only SC2 fix for the next day or two. I think I can handle two nice W's and then this loss. Thanks for the vid!!
@@r4in407 I want to get back into playing myself. I can take SC2 losses, but I cannot take lots of them in a row. I quit playing because of this. I think Hartem's newer videos are going to make me get back on the ladder in bronze
The recommendation of this video shortened the title to exactly "Cannonrushing The YOUNGEST Grandma" which left me puzzled for a while why you cannonrush a grandma and how young is the youngest of them. I know a song where a 28 years old one is mentioned. So the youngest grandma could be about your age. :P
@@ZAWARUD00 Dang... I mean it had already rounded that corner a moment earlier so I thought it was safe at that point. Perhaps it started to turn just a tiny degree more there and got killed?
The issue where you want to keep investing in something shit, because you already invested a lot in it is called the Sunk Cost Fallacy :) It's interesting (16:00)
I appreciate the confidence in your commentary. But I’ve now learned your “no way this person wins”. There Is there is a 50 percent chance they win. Liked and subscribed just saying.!
Funny how if game 2 was an IIIODIS, we would talk about the Protoss floating 1500 gas, on what's probably the most gas intensive race (other than mech Terran I guess)
Well he did make a templar archive and was warping in zealots to keep the pressure up while it was building, then he would have spent his entire gas bank at once. So not really.
loli is a word that refers to very cursed stuff. also, the game against said person reminds me of a rage moment of Artosis when he went: you can lose because your opponent is bad! gg
The little edgy zoomer girl at work ruined my innocence. I know that lolihunter was only after one thing, And not interested, At all, In Harstems build order or tech path 😦 And thats how perverts win sometimes. The cant be mindgamed to a higher level
about the last match. If what he did made no sense... then why did it make SO MUCH sense?¡ Isn't "doing the unexpected" precisely what makes the most sense in a strategy game?
@@inmundo6927 Well yeah thats why it is incredibly high risk, with an average reward. Getting lucky I guess is a strategy. A bad one, but it is still strategy.
@@NanoLT its not risky if you know you are cheesing your opponent even harder.. Its not about luck, but about numbers.. Harstem just expected him to go back to the base and waste time and resources building a battery and defensive structures, upon seeing no Nexus, but opponent just didn't buy it and kept the pressure on Harstem's side, confusing him all the way. I guess saying it was "luck" is a way of coping...
@@inmundo6927 I mean it was dumb luck, rushing an opponent that is one base all-in-ing you is just a speedrun to gg. Ignoring information given to you and guessing your opponent is doing something really stupid is luck and not a reliable strategy. Especially in harstem's MMR
Try the damn cheese Harstem, better to try something new and learn more about yourself than to be ignorant of the joys of life. If you spend money on something you dont like, dont view it as a waste, but rather the cost of learning something new about yourself!
27:15 -- Such innocence needs to be protected at all costs
I wonder if Harstem heard about that time-tracking application, how was it called... Ah yes! TikTok!
Yes. I wish someone in my past had been my Seth so that I, too, could maintain my innocence. Instead, I had a 10th grade English teacher who kept me after class to ask if I had ever heard of fel**ing.
@@hanrockabrand95 felching?
Classic Harstem: "It's completely over, he should probably be leaving at this point... I don't really see any way in which I lose this one..." 10 seconds later "Am I actually losing this game? Technically still possible that I lose this game!" HAHAHAHA Literally every game whether he is winning or not.
ha
do NOT let him google what is loli, hamster
haha dicey user tag; hahah
Yeah its a candy ..nothing wrong here ...he just really like to EAT lollipops
I'm not a grandmaster, and I will never be a grandmaster, so a lot of what Harstem says is purely academic to me, like a Martian discussing Martian cultural trends. But this business about being railroaded into purchasing purple goat cheese hits me right where I live.
You're all right, Kevin. You're all right.
you should do a cheesiest man alive where you taste test cheeses as you play various builds
then he learns the name for the cheese, he'll decide it's lame and start calling it by the build
Goat cheese
Don’t let the third opponent near the second opponent.
5:56 those Stalkers with -2 armor debuff looks like tiny Colossi. 😄
harstem casting his own games in real time is a rare and delightful treat, enjoy this one guys
I think in the last game your opponent might also have realized he completely lost so he may have tried to intercept reinforcements cause he could not have won against your upcoming stalker push. He would have lost at home but he might have hoped for you to come back and therefore buying time to catch up in stalkers.
General consensus: SC players are not really good at thinking while playing.
Harstem playing ladder: The lollipop is the ultimate candy because...
You know @Harstem, I had the same fear as you about goat cheese. It goes quite well on a salad with some nuts, cranberries, a lil salad dressing, highly recommend voor de koning.
Blueberry or Cranberry encrusted feta is just... chef's kiss*
Always here for the cannon rush! :D
Oh Captain. Stay pure.
I believe it was the American Rick James who once said. "Copium is a hell of a drug".
That last game was cool as hell tho, you should try it again!
Thank you, Captain, for top-tier entertainment content.
RIP to the tank that has passed away
🙏
Protoss definition of greedy terran is any terran who tries to take their third base before protoss has their fourth.
Wait what - This kid was BORN right before SC2 came out.... And he's a GM.
Wrap your minds around that one... He was born, learned to speak, learned to walk, went to kindergarten, then school, now high school and somewhere along the way he picked up this funny game called StarCraft 2 and became grandmaster at it.
18:17 romanian telemea. Best cheese made by humanity.
OMG, my gold1-plat3 ladder games look exactly the same... with the difference that I lose, of course 😂
I remember a PvT when my scout-probe saw only a Depot in the base. I immediately freaked out thinking I am proxied. Pulled another probe and a fast zealot to scout the map. I scouted the entire map and couldn't find anything... He went for CC first 😂 After that, with my complete misjudgement of the game, he won the game... GG for that.
In PvZ Early-Mutas are very often. This was not the case, so...
In PvP I make the same mistake over and over again. Better eco, not enough Gates. It was obviously a close one, so 6 Gates before taking a 3rd should have been game winner - which the opponent obviously did...GG for him.
Great content!
Thank you.
Best regards.
It happens a lot to me. People playing stupid BOs make me react stupidely, and sometimes, it works.
Gruyére is my go-to out of pretty regular but a tad stronger tasting maturing cheeses. Give it a try!
20:28 Chances Harstem doesn't know what a loli is? Guesses, anyone?
High he doesn't know, he is laser focused on Starcraft 2 as a hobby/passion-career, he has a gf/now fiancee or wife, is mentally stable, other hobby being going outside and unironically piloting a motorboat through Dutch rivers, lakes and floodlands as The Captain.
@@RomanBelisarius he should notice that loli could be the short version of lolita, which is a famous book
@@dragonsworder that's a hell of an expectation you have of our Dutch Captain my man, are you yourself that versed in Russian Literature?
"hm, electric, does that have something to do with the Elektra Syndrome? How disgusting!"
Nobody would say this
@@sakesaurus you don't have to be "well versed" in Russian literature to know that book, it's one of the top few anybody can mention
Well, you got your lowly hunter, who is a commoner with a longbow, and you got your Lo Li hunter, who is obsessively stalking a VP at Equifax.
I tried some lavender ice cream, once. It was a mistake.
I really liked the two victory into a cocky loss build/format of this video. Some days I have a really hard time watching for 15 minutes just to watch into a close loss, then watch another loss for my only SC2 fix for the next day or two. I think I can handle two nice W's and then this loss. Thanks for the vid!!
he can't always win; you can't handle him losing?
@@r4in407 I can handle it @r4in but just barely
@@jimsubtle886 i'm invested into watching him too when he gets so excited about the game
@@r4in407 I want to get back into playing myself. I can take SC2 losses, but I cannot take lots of them in a row. I quit playing because of this. I think Hartem's newer videos are going to make me get back on the ladder in bronze
6:50 psychopath xDDDDDDDDDDDD
ah yes, the goat cheese sommelier talking about it while destroying a young GM zerg. best sc2 content out there.
I tought this was cheesiest man alive. But this is just slightly cheesy man alive
7:50 He might think you're on 2 bases as well. :P
Try hard cheese soaked in red wine. Actually very good cheese.
the goat cheese story was goated
You're a content MACHINE!
"Brits dont like their queen to be messed with"
then
"he needs to build wayyy more lings to keep his queen alive"
that's fucked up bro :V
Emmental is the absolute best cheese. Melts beautifully.
"I am really pissed off how that went, it should have been a free win, after my early game,..." 25:25 - 25:50,.. so,. is it IMBA,.. lol,.
That "cmon bruh" tho. Also going for a shit build, gets rekt by an all in that was obvious and then cries LMAO.
Terrans love staying in the game.
What about an aged goat gouda? With the crystals? so good.
The recommendation of this video shortened the title to exactly "Cannonrushing The YOUNGEST Grandma" which left me puzzled for a while why you cannonrush a grandma and how young is the youngest of them. I know a song where a 28 years old one is mentioned. So the youngest grandma could be about your age. :P
11:25 what actually killed that probe???
Because of the corner, it wasn't ahead anymore for a short time, but it was enough for the drone to land a hit.
@@ZAWARUD00 Dang... I mean it had already rounded that corner a moment earlier so I thought it was safe at that point. Perhaps it started to turn just a tiny degree more there and got killed?
Dear Captain. Try some Norwegian Brown Cheese
Here so fast, game was uploaded 3s ago when I clicked 😎
* i actually really dont like goat cheese* - me taking a bite of goat cheese toast: :O
my boy here is so innocent he sees LoliHunter and thinks it means "lowly hunter" when in reality the name implies that he hunts children.
My son became GM with Zerg when he just had turned 12, back in 2012. So I guess he would give that kid a run for that title.
What's your sons account name, thanks to nephest you could prove that story.
You should try Sulguni cheese, still don’t know how a person who dislikes goat cheese goes in and buys 2 blocks of goat cheese 😂
maybe he did not buy it for himself... yes?
The issue where you want to keep investing in something shit, because you already invested a lot in it is called the Sunk Cost Fallacy :) It's interesting (16:00)
I appreciate the confidence in your commentary. But I’ve now learned your “no way this person wins”. There Is there is a 50 percent chance they win. Liked and subscribed just saying.!
Young players don’t like old cheese cracked me up
Harstem so mad to be hunted
Havarti is my favorite specialty cheese. I also don't like goat cheese.
Funny how if game 2 was an IIIODIS, we would talk about the Protoss floating 1500 gas, on what's probably the most gas intensive race (other than mech Terran I guess)
Oooooh fightin' words
Well he did make a templar archive and was warping in zealots to keep the pressure up while it was building, then he would have spent his entire gas bank at once. So not really.
lol, I wonder if he ever figured it out. Image his reaction if he knew he was fighting a pedo and lost
(About the first game)
I play every week against this type of 4 base 4 gaz plays with masse zelot, thats so cancer, how can I defend that ?
Harstem had the game already won so this game has nothing to do with your question. There was nothing the terran could have done except leave sooner.
If a sc2 cheese was Blue Cheese, what would that look like?
If he won, he played it correctly. ;)
Texelse schapenkaas
I don't care what Bob's mom thinks, Harstem. I think your accent is sexy.
i think he means lolita (? or something like that) and not lolipop with his name
Did you at least draw some lessons from being beaten because "he shouldn't be here on the map! This should be illegal!"? It is legal to win, Kevin.
Oh hehe
No proxy forge, disappointed...
loli is a word that refers to very cursed stuff.
also, the game against said person reminds me of a rage moment of Artosis when he went: you can lose because your opponent is bad!
gg
Loli just means little cartoon girl. It's not inherently bad.
wrr
The little edgy zoomer girl at work ruined my innocence.
I know that lolihunter was only after one thing, And not interested, At all, In Harstems build order or tech path 😦
And thats how perverts win sometimes. The cant be mindgamed to a higher level
Terran imba at wasting your time.
cmonBruh
Bruh
@@mishazerg Bruh
about the last match. If what he did made no sense... then why did it make SO MUCH sense?¡ Isn't "doing the unexpected" precisely what makes the most sense in a strategy game?
Incredibly high risk, average reward. 90% of the time he would have lost the game from that move.
@@NanoLT but maybe 90% of the time, he didn't do that move?
@@inmundo6927 Well yeah thats why it is incredibly high risk, with an average reward. Getting lucky I guess is a strategy. A bad one, but it is still strategy.
@@NanoLT its not risky if you know you are cheesing your opponent even harder.. Its not about luck, but about numbers..
Harstem just expected him to go back to the base and waste time and resources building a battery and defensive structures, upon seeing no Nexus, but opponent just didn't buy it and kept the pressure on Harstem's side, confusing him all the way.
I guess saying it was "luck" is a way of coping...
@@inmundo6927 I mean it was dumb luck, rushing an opponent that is one base all-in-ing you is just a speedrun to gg.
Ignoring information given to you and guessing your opponent is doing something really stupid is luck and not a reliable strategy. Especially in harstem's MMR
harstem doesn't know what lolis are. maybe lets keep it that way
So, Harstem is a Loli.
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Try the damn cheese Harstem, better to try something new and learn more about yourself than to be ignorant of the joys of life. If you spend money on something you dont like, dont view it as a waste, but rather the cost of learning something new about yourself!
U gotta try smoked guhda cheese very taste
"I don't know what a loli is". Sure buddy