Acquisitions Inc. Ark of the Mad Mage D&D Podcast Season 8 - Episode 7

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2013
  • This is a prelude to the 2013 PAX live D&D show which introduces a new intern. So in the greater scheme of things, this series takes place after the 2012 Live PAX show. But the Wizards of the Coast are calling it season 6.....
    Chris Perkins as the Dungeon Master
    Jerry Holkins as Omin Dran
    Mike Krahulik as Jim Darkmagic
    Scott Kurtz as Binwin Bronzebottom
    Pat Rothfuss as Viari
    Season 8 Playlist
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  • @GrimReaper2000000
    @GrimReaper2000000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I kept screaming this in my head. Omin is suppose to be this business..."savvy" guy, and yet he doesn't see the option of endless beer and charging for it? Goddamnit Jerry.

  • @mikegould6590
    @mikegould6590 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Wipes the Jim off". Classic.

  • @discussionsanddragons9178
    @discussionsanddragons9178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    a DM's natural reaction when a player voluntary says they kiss the succubus on the lips; 14:13

  • @arthurmatematica
    @arthurmatematica 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Was she hot?
    - She was totally hot.
    - Worth it." lolololol

  • @NeithDollhouse
    @NeithDollhouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:06 thanks for that soda slurp audio... :P

  • @RUdigitized
    @RUdigitized 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my gosh I just noticed something. If you go back and listen to the scene where they are fighting over the girl in manacles you can hear Omin trying to carefully caution Viari and Jim. Should have spoke up more but oh well.

    • @RUdigitized
      @RUdigitized 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's true lol.

    • @MaulMachine
      @MaulMachine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brett Symons
      I think they're actually at more of a risk here than they are in the live games. There have been two party member deaths here, versus one in the PAX shows.

  • @RUdigitized
    @RUdigitized 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:12 fantastic. wearing headphones guys thanks for that!

  • @Ciofey
    @Ciofey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Day of the Tentacle reference from Patrick Rothfuss: "Ha... ha... ha..." :)

  • @LookADistarction
    @LookADistarction 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sylph was clearly the best choice if the 18 was to be trusted

  • @Infradead
    @Infradead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "If you want to fly like a bird... Take my wife. Please."

  • @madhatter3443
    @madhatter3443 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ..I'm going to investigate his wife...
    CRIT!

  • @AnimeNPC.
    @AnimeNPC. 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just died in your arms tonight lol

  • @MaulMachine
    @MaulMachine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jerry's comment about snakes about snakes made me laugh like an idiot.

  • @Mufafu
    @Mufafu 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looking forward to the final part of this series! Then its DnD Live ;)

  • @stoneman472
    @stoneman472 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Now if that were my Bard in that situation he would take the Sylph.
    Mainly because he runs a traveling circus and an air elemental would make for a killer act as well as a hot girlfriend

  • @ooshiikurai
    @ooshiikurai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They gave up the chance to fly and unlimited beer for a stupid chest of silver.

  • @XainMexi
    @XainMexi 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:00 Never turn to the bitter dwarf when needing to impress a lady! EPIC ROFL!

  • @Idiodyssey87
    @Idiodyssey87 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Snaaaaakes.

  • @mtnmanpdx
    @mtnmanpdx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bong smoking at 10:06?

    • @mtnmanpdx
      @mtnmanpdx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I expected gurgling followed by some harsh coughing. Lol.

    • @GregoryFesto
      @GregoryFesto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      someone opened a can right before. someone was sipping soda or something.

  • @ginganinja714
    @ginganinja714 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is up there with Aeofel's death. Both situations could've easily been avoided had people thought for a second, and both were pretty funny.

  • @Aditya_Pande
    @Aditya_Pande 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was she hot?..yeah ....worth it. LOL!

  • @zabbkorn
    @zabbkorn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it just me or does the library shelf look like a face with the candles as eyes, the central divider is a nose, and the lower candles are tusks jutting from a lower lip?

  • @oooSKYLIGHTooo
    @oooSKYLIGHTooo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jim nooooooo!!!

  • @evansjeffrey4
    @evansjeffrey4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know these were the early podcasts, but I am AMAZED at their lack of concern over audio quality. Like, they were still publishing this for an audience; it wasn't just for their own records!

  • @rogerjohnson4251
    @rogerjohnson4251 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    ...Doest Binwin have an everflowing tankard? He could have use it with the robot. Just saying.

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You forget that they've reset their characters a few times during the switches from 4th to Next to 5th, played once a year for a while, and are mentioned to have sold off some stuff off-screen.

  • @joshuaboothby4054
    @joshuaboothby4054 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol

  • @RandomCakeyNathan
    @RandomCakeyNathan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel sorry for the Sylph, they only talk about being able to fly, they never mention having her as a companion or anything :L

  • @md20gm
    @md20gm 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris should've given Omin an Int check to see if he thought of it.

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    friday night on geek and sundy??????????????????????????????
    REPLY

  • @angel_cheon-sa
    @angel_cheon-sa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Scott said it best when he said "Awesome; Great; Omen is richer....." the whole aura around Omen is anti-fun, self-centered, and selfish ass that takes advantage of his friends instead of take care of his friends.

    • @bigbrotherlop87
      @bigbrotherlop87 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Erin Powell It's called role playing. Since the very first episode of the first season it was decided that they would be a company of heroes that act as a company and he role plays the shit out of it. It would be super easy for him to just say "yeah I give all this imaginary money to my friends" and be done with it. Or he role plays this like crazy and has fun with it.

    • @angel_cheon-sa
      @angel_cheon-sa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My opinion of Omen has changed since that post 1 year ago. He's slowly grown on me. In the beginning episodes, you don't have the attachment to the character to forgive the jerk "in character".

  • @wizard1399
    @wizard1399 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Guys, for the love of all that is adventure.
    Please don't eat or drink into the microphone. Mics pick up every sound that is made in front of them. Bags opening, cans popping, etc is incredibly annoying to your listeners.

  • @SuperToddfather
    @SuperToddfather 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    eating while talking is not only gross, but a BIG pet peeve of mine. And all the smacking while they try to eat. Man getting very turned off with this cast and their horrible table manners. NOT COOL GUYS!!!

    • @alucardromeo
      @alucardromeo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Good bye!

    • @snatchinator
      @snatchinator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you must be fun at parties

    • @dunny026
      @dunny026 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know what you mean, I wanted to punch my monitor.

  • @GTaichou
    @GTaichou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This session is absolutely difficult to stomach. That men, when given the opportunity to create their own fantasy, choose to subjugate women, portray them as possessions, treasures, and prizes, feign kindness for romantic favor, and can laugh at it like it's not absolutely disrespectful and disgusting... If I were at that table I would have to stand up and walk away. I would not be able for a moment to believe that I am respected as an equal or that anything I said was taken as anything more than a puzzle for them to solve for a selfish end. I wouldn't be able to trust them with my own or my character's wellbeing, because their characters are on full display here at this table.

    • @hu4149
      @hu4149 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GTaichou I agree, the chauvinism is both offensive and disappointing. Although there is a certain amount of tongue in cheek here this is still very much a 'lads' game, which is strange given how Patrick and Chris (can't speak to the others) have conducted themselves in other media. I can only suppose that this is meant to be a parody of older sword and board type games, where the character's actions are deliberately ridiculous. This of course does not excuse or even explain the totally unnecessary elements of sexualized female slavery on the DM's side.

    • @foxdoe7540
      @foxdoe7540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol if women only knew half the shit that happens in a normal man brain, you would freak the fuck out, even more so than now.

    • @hu4149
      @hu4149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What goes on inside 'our' brains and what we bring to the table does not have to be the same thing, which I believe was the point. Besides, that is some epic level Read Thoughts you just cast there, to capture the proclivities of an entire gender.

    • @oopsiepoopsie2898
      @oopsiepoopsie2898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then fuck off