Trump 'GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL'

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  • Trump's impeachment trial starts Tuesday so naturally he tweeted about it again today, Lev Parnas, one of Rudy Giuliani's associates, sat down with Rachel Maddow to spill some new details about the Ukraine situation, and Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner made the cover of Time Magazine.
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  • @ralphcolerick4939
    @ralphcolerick4939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    PARNAS speaks better English than trump

    • @ll7868
      @ll7868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ralph Colerick A Speak & Spell has a better grasp of the English language than Trump.

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      My cat speaks better English than trump. 😉

    • @user-ip6zn1io5w
      @user-ip6zn1io5w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@IAmSuzyQ I've seen a cat that can speak two or three words. You're giving Trump too much credit.

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@user-ip6zn1io5w Touché. 😉

    • @NOMAD-qp3dd
      @NOMAD-qp3dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He sounds smarter than trump too.

  • @MrVanderwel
    @MrVanderwel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Don Jr? Never heard of him, never met him, no idea what he does or who he is.

    • @Bevity
      @Bevity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fyend Don't know where he comes from, never heard of him or his family...

    • @liliachan3753
      @liliachan3753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Detective: Mr Trump we found your shadow in the crime scene.
      Trump: I don’t know it, I have never seen it, I don’t know what that is. I have no idea what it does.

    • @personanongrata80s
      @personanongrata80s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If cornered with direct evidence, lil donnie will claim don jr is just another 'coffee boy' in his circles, just like that Greek name guy

    • @cocomo5973
      @cocomo5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He shoots endangered sheep in Mongolia using night vision goggles & a laser gun ! thats all I know about him

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who???

  • @ngusumakofu1
    @ngusumakofu1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    The expression on the Fox host interviewing Nune’s face screams “not buying it”.

    • @carlakinsella3833
      @carlakinsella3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Finally, a Fox person with balls and of course it’s a woman.

  • @mushdogful
    @mushdogful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    "[KellyAnne Conway] is sticking with Trump to the end"--how can George stick with KellyAnne?

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The things she can do with her mouth, and you ask that question?

    • @carmendilcherd4765
      @carmendilcherd4765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's called open up and say ahhhhhhhh

    • @BMW_Z4idiot
      @BMW_Z4idiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bang her really hard, then it will stick strong

    • @hollycarter725
      @hollycarter725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      2 awful humans in a pod. Don't kid yourself on that

    • @Apis4
      @Apis4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want to try to answer honestly and say love is blind, mention that stable comfortable middle age middle class men, often find themselves in a scenario similar to women in their late teens and early twenties, who fall for a 'bad boy; there wives develop issues, alcoholism or addiction, become infidelitous or develop some self destructive psychological issues, it happens as often as women find it in their husbands, just not as good a narrative for pop culture so less visible.
      But unlike the woman, who'll stand by her husband until she doesn't, men in that scenario, much like that aforementioned young woman and the bad boy, let it go, tell themselves he can save her, she'll change, the woman he knows she is, is still in there.
      Or maybe it's not, maybe it's as simple as the carnal catharsis of some animalistic clash born of the tension and contempt That'd be a very powerful heady rush, I'm sure.
      But in reality, I can only really think of it, as a man, with what men in history are accused of always thinking with.....
      ......and say if you find yourself in with a woman who so thoroughly morally flexible, and so able to dramatically contort every which way on the fly with such deft aplomb, you stay in her, as long as you can!

  • @doobiesoringes7131
    @doobiesoringes7131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Every Kellyanne Conway interview should have a simultaneous split screen with George Conway. lol

  • @minapetite1439
    @minapetite1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    What does he mean by perfect? As in not dialling the wrong number ?!

    • @Bevity
      @Bevity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      mina Petite He means perfect as in everything he does is perfect. Such a misplaced yuge ego...

    • @minapetite1439
      @minapetite1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beverly Glover everything he says is a lie but some people choose to blindly trust him

    • @G0DofRock
      @G0DofRock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "I called...he answered..he congratulated me on my giant hands and amazing 2016 electoral college win...Perfect!"

    • @minapetite1439
      @minapetite1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew 😂😂😂😂 hilarious

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Matthew So funny.😂

  • @MohsinKhan-nn6xu
    @MohsinKhan-nn6xu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    *"You son of a Mitch"* 😆

    • @kac2868
      @kac2868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, it's "You son of a Moscow Mitch"! Ha Ha Ha!!!!

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Hello from Canada...we're running out of popcorn up here.🍺🍺🍻🍻

    • @mrsd8769
      @mrsd8769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Looks like we have a double feature, you may want to get a refill (or a few) 😂

    • @Arjae
      @Arjae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's disgusting isn't it?

    • @ChessdumyTV
      @ChessdumyTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      too bad u have to ask trump for more

    • @gcenturion4230
      @gcenturion4230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Err gag This is the best comment .... EVER!!!

    • @good_teanice_house6789
      @good_teanice_house6789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm enjoying my ketchup chips. Lol

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "Everyone is in the Loop" means all Crooks knows about everything starting with Trump, Pence, Giuliani, Nunez, pompom, Mulva......list goes on.

    • @shady8935
      @shady8935 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LibHunk domino effect in the making

    • @daveapplemotors
      @daveapplemotors 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't Jeff Sessions in the Trump Tower 'adoption' photo?

    • @christinefreeman1817
      @christinefreeman1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AND JUDGES !! OF COURSE..

    • @FatalFist
      @FatalFist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I doubt Pence is behind anything but color me impressed if I get proved wrong.

    • @tonyjohnson5593
      @tonyjohnson5593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do YOU know about starting anything except being paid to write negative Blogs about a King. Kings are better than Presidents because the People Love them
      I don't know what a President is. Presidents change every 8 years. Some get Head in the Oval Office and some drop Atomic Bombs. But guess what? Every Man "INSTICTIVELY" knows a Leader. Leaders get things started they get things done!!! They don't sit around haggling like bitter bitches in a Nursing Home. Just wait until 145 degrees
      Fahrenheit when we taste a little God folks: Our asses are cooked!!!!

  • @mr.midnight8090
    @mr.midnight8090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    It was a perfect phone call.
    For impeachment. 😊

    • @caribbeangirl7876
      @caribbeangirl7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. Midnight, He changed his tune from "no collusion" to now "perfect hone call" . That's his new chorus to his love song.

    • @UTubeJunky
      @UTubeJunky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unfortunately it is more like, "The phone call was perfect. It will get him reelected." Anyone who has all their hope in this impeachment removing Trump from office is going to be pissed when it not only gets dismissed in the senate, but it gets him reelected in 2020. Notice I am not praising trump. The democrats in congress have no case that he committed a crime and gave every civilian democrat false hope that he can actually be removed from office. Besides, you all want Mike Pence as president? Because that is what will happen if trump were to be removed. There is no thought going into the impeachment of trump from congress what-so-ever. @Caribbean Girl, trump claimed a perfect phone call from the start and then moved into, 'no collusion' territory, and then back to his original stance. You're all being played like fools by the media.

    • @foreverrake9405
      @foreverrake9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UTubeJunky True

  • @catcherbloc1
    @catcherbloc1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I can’t imagine how dense do you’ve to be to believe Trump is innocent, at this point. Devin Nunes should be investigated.

    • @FatalFist
      @FatalFist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      catcherbloc1 the frauds that call themselves Americans don’t care about legalities so long as they are in control. They only throw fits when they are not in charge.

    • @jimwalker4984
      @jimwalker4984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NOT GONNA HAPPEN, NO ONE PLAYING THE GAME CAN ESCAPE WHATS COMING.THE ENORMITY OF IT ALL WILL SHOCK THE WORLD. PATRIOTS AT THE READY "Q"

    • @priscillarobb647
      @priscillarobb647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      tree man , because he uses “abortion” to get their sympathy. 😡

    • @MrEmitremmus
      @MrEmitremmus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because people who are capable of critical thinking dont "believe" when it comes to justice. Only slaves like you "believe" what theyre told to believe

    • @erikdalna211
      @erikdalna211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Horatio Sans l think you mean the opposite of what you’re saying. Facts say Trump is guilty. Believers reject fact.

  • @andrewmastin4312
    @andrewmastin4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Trump said “I didn’t have any conversations with Parnas that I remember,” but then, he often doesn’t remember his own wife’s name.

  • @screeningmimi
    @screeningmimi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Trump has more photos taken with Lev than I have wedding pics...Yet he "doesn't know him."

    • @cyansloth1763
      @cyansloth1763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When I saw the video of IMPOTUS&Parnas, *I WAS DONE💀!* 😆

    • @sammyt3514
      @sammyt3514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has video clips of him and Trump too! The pathological liar in the WH can't tell the truth to save his life...

  • @rohitp5023
    @rohitp5023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Better Keep a close eye on Lev Parnas or else you would find him dangling in a few days in his jail cell most likely...

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      👀I agree.👀

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why? He's not hurting Democrats... HAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    • @H_A_L_7
      @H_A_L_7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is he in jail? Normally they wear orange, how come he’s wearing a suit.

    • @stevenhughes1110
      @stevenhughes1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parn Ass should be in a cell with Avennati! LIYF

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@H_A_L_7 Hes out on Parol.

  • @clridesagain7308
    @clridesagain7308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Nunes looks like he's ready to 💩 himself.
    Parnas seems to be very credible.

    • @bevsputler5455
      @bevsputler5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Has documents, phone records, letters, pic, videos, oops just like Epstein did...

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nunes has his lips surgically attached 2 Agolf Twittler's ass...those 2 with Miller make a perfect human racist centipede.

  • @raviiyer3761
    @raviiyer3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The "standing" joke was a killer !

  • @FracturedGhast7
    @FracturedGhast7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Those senators say they will be impartial... Moscow Mitch can tell the future which is why he already made his impartial decision of voting against.

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep!😆

    • @keithborjes312
      @keithborjes312 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You lost all credibility when you threw out your bullshit label. I never listen, or read anything from a feces eating liberal. Hey Lynn Wilthole. Antonio Brown has a “bag of d*cks” you can “yup”.

    • @shrawan12321
      @shrawan12321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keithborjes312 lol "feces eating"? How triggered are u and why? And if u don't read "liberal msgs", y even bother to reply. Your msg seems untrue containing unnecessary profanity. Take it easy and good day!

    • @FracturedGhast7
      @FracturedGhast7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keithborjes312 Nice to see the trumpublicans acting like babies and uncivilized.

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keithborjes312👈 Poorly educated at tRump University! He got exposed by drinking the circus peanut orange koolaid from the Liar-In-Chief's cult of ignorance. Don't worry blind cult follower, tRump will be certain to save you right after his BS bone spurs heal up! 😁😄😂🤣

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "... people who go on TV are never under oath."
    Case in point: you, Kellyanne.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope, they ain't under oath, but they are exposed to everyone who will look.

    • @BMW_Z4idiot
      @BMW_Z4idiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      alternative fact

    • @dannyratliff1847
      @dannyratliff1847 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guess she under desk and getting something she don't get at home

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bruce strkland Flushing *_15 times!_*

  • @garrettstitt5489
    @garrettstitt5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    “All The President’s Men” - has a new meaning now behind the title, coupled with “The Usual Suspects” as a sequel.

    • @rossgeography
      @rossgeography 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All the President's Hench-Men

  • @ellamone9998
    @ellamone9998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Jarred will be in everyone's nightmares. He's turning into a creepier version of *Slenderman* than Slenderman (original)

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Seriously have you heard him speak? He's not creepy, his balls haven't even dropped yet.

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Even his high pitched voice is creepy to me.

    • @chriszerkel5874
      @chriszerkel5874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who's Jared?

    • @luvmibratt
      @luvmibratt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jeff somersby sounds like a movie 😳😏😏😏

    • @one4320
      @one4320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jeff somersby you should bone up on psychedelics.

  • @MoofManiac
    @MoofManiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I absolutely love Jimmy! Hysterical! We need his humor, especially now 💕

  • @biggavelle11
    @biggavelle11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Trump is right the phone call was perfect it got him impeached

    • @K-reative-Nails
      @K-reative-Nails 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So great, so perfect, I think the most perfect call in the history of calls.

  • @thevileirish6764
    @thevileirish6764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I almost feel bad for Lev Parnis. He can't help that he's stupid and got used. If they allow witnesses in the Senate trial, I hope to hell he is subpoenaed.

    • @seandewell9319
      @seandewell9319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is he stupid and got used, or just a corrupt man that has no loyalty after being abandoned? I appreciate his coming out but I doubt it was from the good of his heart.

    • @analmf1210
      @analmf1210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if you want i tell you his salary so you feel less bad.

  • @ernestofabregas6327
    @ernestofabregas6327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    When a person can't answer one simple question he or she is a liar

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A liar the end.

    • @ericparrish1515
      @ericparrish1515 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So on the bright side....evidently we have no real problems and I'm sure of that since we cant seem to get off this bullshit

  • @anastaleb641
    @anastaleb641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I really like u Jimmy I am learning English with your shows thank you very much u r very funny

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Trump will deny he knows Don Jr if he gets Indicted.

    • @markdent4052
      @markdent4052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @cochiseapache7153
      @cochiseapache7153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I met him once and took a picture with him but I don't personally know him.... Donald sTump.

  • @tropicalaquarium5807
    @tropicalaquarium5807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    On Jared Kushner: “How can we trust him with the Middle East when he doesn’t even know what to do with his arms” 😂😂

    • @logic7753
      @logic7753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He looks like Pinocchio.

    • @minnie7700
      @minnie7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tropical Aquarium Jared’s early mug shot.

  • @AStar8842
    @AStar8842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Is that “Your wife is hot!” real or is that a joke?!🤣 I’m seriously not sure.

    • @VivekAnandJ
      @VivekAnandJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a joke. But scary thing is that we aren't sure! 😱

    • @AStar8842
      @AStar8842 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vivek Anand J 😯 That is scary.

  • @drusmith6463
    @drusmith6463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    this is REALITY TV at it s best!!! love the way that crook nunes looks a lot calmer, than when trying to derail the committees questioning of witnesses for the Impeachment

  • @18victorjr
    @18victorjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    “He knows Everything and Nothing’s all at once🤪” True, he has to Gooooo💩

    • @user-ip6zn1io5w
      @user-ip6zn1io5w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That sounds sacred. To know everything and nothing. Whoah.

    • @petershin5130
      @petershin5130 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Besides Yang, every other candidates scare me.

    • @user-ip6zn1io5w
      @user-ip6zn1io5w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@petershin5130 Yang is in my top 2. Yang or Sanders, I hope.

    • @stevenhughes1110
      @stevenhughes1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You pick? I bin naughty Avennatti or Parn Ass for your Democrat nominee! LIYF

    • @petershin5130
      @petershin5130 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-ip6zn1io5w IMO, not a fan of many of Sander's views. Yang seems to be more reasonable and bringing both parties together.

  • @dumpling3309
    @dumpling3309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "He knows everything (and) nothing at the same time"
    💀💀💀☠

  • @Baalenciaga666
    @Baalenciaga666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The weird thing is that I don’t know if that wife note is real or not

    • @brother10grim
      @brother10grim 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Denis Rothenbücher It’s real, she totes hot!!

  • @bulletproofair
    @bulletproofair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Trump: "I have one of the great memories of all time."
    Trump also: "I don't know the guy. I don't remember any conversations."

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep, that's the greatest memory, alrighty...
      ... Selective...

    • @bulletproofair
      @bulletproofair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And here's the thing...if he's NOT lying and actually does NOT remember all the things he claims to have no memory of...isn't that almost just as disturbing as if he's lying?!!

    • @bulletproofair
      @bulletproofair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would imply he has no clue if he's giving out classified info if he can't recall doing and saying things...he's our biggest nationality security threat.

  • @redwoods7370
    @redwoods7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Trump: Ivanka? Never met her.

    • @Weegee766
      @Weegee766 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Linnaeus I won’t date that fatty. Eww!

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Linnaeus
      And he'd follow up that statement with:
      "Now that I've seen her, I'd like to date her..."

  • @patouleu45
    @patouleu45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A stable genius with a big memory, a big brain, who knows everything, so many words yet doesn't know or remember anything or Anyone.

  • @jillyburt
    @jillyburt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "The president knew exactly what was going on." Les Parnas

  • @JR-go6ci
    @JR-go6ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This thing needs to stop making perfect phone calls .

  • @malnorice
    @malnorice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:26 the correct response should have been "But you're on TV right now! Plot Twist!!"

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's exactly what I was thinking.😁

  • @liberal8606
    @liberal8606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The only person in the whole clip who's not GUILTY is Rachel. I'd even throw the Fox News people in the pokey.

  • @cachi-7878
    @cachi-7878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Jared, your wife is hot and I’ve fondled her before you did...” -DJT

  • @JustForfun-kd4tv
    @JustForfun-kd4tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Next time I'm guilty of something, I'll pull a Trump: I dont know anything, I dont know who he is, I never met the man...🤣😂

    • @courtgizzle
      @courtgizzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just For fun that might be the meme of the year in 2020

    • @bugeye8749
      @bugeye8749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R u white n rich too? If not it won’t work

    • @eternaldarkness6228
      @eternaldarkness6228 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That only works if you are super rich!💵💵💵💵💵💵🤗

    • @lonewolffang
      @lonewolffang 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump in Tommy Wiso's voice:
      I don't know him. I've never met him before. I don't know him. I do not. Oh hi matt Gaetz.

    • @hanagreg
      @hanagreg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t know what he’s about!

  • @doobiesoringes7131
    @doobiesoringes7131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It was the most perfect call in history. It was such a perfect call, he had to put it in a super secret server.
    It's perfection was such that if our our enemies attained it, they could reverse engineer it and weaponize it!

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Trump losing Fox News is huge.

  • @calebcepeda6732
    @calebcepeda6732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's so entertaining how woke Kimmel is.

  • @chriscripplercruz1833
    @chriscripplercruz1833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    How can the man that many say has the biggest brain ever not remember anything. He's spending to much time counting how many times Melanie is flushing the toilet lol

    • @wouldntchuliketoknow8170
      @wouldntchuliketoknow8170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Chris Cruz she doesn't want to hear his BS so she's in the bathroom flushing away all the BS he keeps spewing.

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wouldntchuliketoknow8170 don't forget people are flushing 7 8 9 or 10 times he coming out with new toilets lol

  • @professorswaggamuffin7572
    @professorswaggamuffin7572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    was anybody else expecting Lev parnas to have a Ukrainian accent?

    • @speedy7040
      @speedy7040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wans't expecting him to be so coherent ...no cofefe, on orangins ...

    • @professorswaggamuffin7572
      @professorswaggamuffin7572 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@speedy7040 yes! He's very stately. I wasn't expecting that.

    • @professorswaggamuffin7572
      @professorswaggamuffin7572 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mark for sure! He's actually quite well spoken.

  • @richbydesignpullupj5842
    @richbydesignpullupj5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He is 47 😂😂😂😂😂😅 woah I thought he was at least 50 or 58

  • @Nphjake
    @Nphjake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His perfect call was perfectly impeachable!!

  • @games4math635
    @games4math635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Trump “don’t know” a lot for a president

    • @G0DofRock
      @G0DofRock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      With "one of the great memories of all time" and being such a stable-genius.

    • @waiotahi52
      @waiotahi52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He don't know a lot of people he knows as well..."Nice guy, works hard, honest....never met the guy"

    • @user-dd7sf9rd5v
      @user-dd7sf9rd5v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @waiotahi52
      @waiotahi52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nilima Gosavi Now....that makes sense..All of them, as in a team President ,or just one.....at a time.

    • @baseboy1241
      @baseboy1241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@G0DofRock Don't know about a stable genius would say more stable racist wrong more unstable racist.

  • @bertramlefarge69
    @bertramlefarge69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Nunes has that impending custodial look.

  • @garsm2290
    @garsm2290 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Jimmy. You keep us going.

  • @mz.leemarie8896
    @mz.leemarie8896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Even Kayne knew what was going on!" 😂😂

  • @doobiesoringes7131
    @doobiesoringes7131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As it turns out It was a perfect call ... along with the perfect hold ... along with the perfect cover up

  • @Hollins23
    @Hollins23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don's a "don!" Parnas better put his family in the witness protection program - and until that happens, they all need to learn to sleep with one eye open!

  • @lalitasingh9009
    @lalitasingh9009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you Show Jimmy Kimmel

  • @kennethcarlsen8920
    @kennethcarlsen8920 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are the best Jimmy!

  • @kennethnash598
    @kennethnash598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can we give all the senators the definition of "impartial" that they swore to?

    • @theodethomasa6358
      @theodethomasa6358 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They will try to say it like, "I'm partial", to try to save Trump.

  • @pannachawangkul585
    @pannachawangkul585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When Malania turns on him he'll say he doesn't know her, never met her😂🤣🤣🤣, I wonder if he will say the same if Ivanka turns on him 🤔🤔🤔

    • @eldaremington341
      @eldaremington341 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has a boarder line personality may be about seven of them. He wears them like a set of clothing. He puts them as he needs them. A toddler, a strong man, a wimpy coward, ect, ect.

  • @shellymccauley4623
    @shellymccauley4623 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy, I miss you during your summer hiatus, but your guest hosts rock! I hope you’re enjoying your summer and time with your family!❤️

  • @Mark28644
    @Mark28644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perfect call, in a sense that it was corrupt , treasonous & unwarranted!!

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl9371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That’s funny 😄 the Ghouliani behind the glass. That’s the Ghouliani !

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "What is the White House's position on his allegations that are now public?" Bent over a barrel

  • @moratico07
    @moratico07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kudos to the media edition team! Great effects!

  • @QuimBeelivingstone
    @QuimBeelivingstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy is so freaking funny in this clip!! Love you Jimmy Kimmel!

  • @jeroenjansen2709
    @jeroenjansen2709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was not in favour of impeachment but since this assassination of Solemeini and his suvsequent threats I realize that Trump should be removed.

  • @calebhernandez187
    @calebhernandez187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    DAMN😂

  • @MrFinesse316
    @MrFinesse316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is it me.. or Doez trumps wig remind you of Dennis the menace Hair style! 🤣🤣

  • @cocomo5973
    @cocomo5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My parrot keeps me laughing @ this whole ridiculous affair. He tap dances across my keyboard quoting "Perfect,perfect,perfect, awk! " He can say "quid-pro-quo, get used to it" Seriously, funny how he mimics the trumpster !

  • @AussieAviator
    @AussieAviator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Trump: Everything is perfect in my life, MY CALLS, MY WIFE 1,2,3 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE, MY DISHWASHER I ONLY HAVE TO PRESS IT ONCE. MY SINK HAS MORE WATER COMING THROUGH IT.

    • @danyboy1477
      @danyboy1477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FBI putting trump in handcuffs ... "It was the perfectest phone call ever!"

    • @carmendilcherd4765
      @carmendilcherd4765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danyboy1477 nice

    • @AussieAviator
      @AussieAviator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danyboy1477 Trump: Best arrest in the history of arrests.

    • @stevenhughes1110
      @stevenhughes1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aussie Aviation You talking about Avennatti? LIYF

    • @roof1975
      @roof1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @natrelacoustix
    @natrelacoustix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jarred looked like the promo for a new 'Dorian Grey' movie.

  • @MR-intel
    @MR-intel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It depends on the perspective. From a mobster's view the phone call sure was perfect.

  • @natalieharless1715
    @natalieharless1715 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great monologue Kimmel. Keep it up, late night hosts!

  • @jb9090
    @jb9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If he gets re-elected my faith in Americans will be crushed

    • @kac2868
      @kac2868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, it's if the Traitor doesn't get removed from office, my faith in Americans will be crushed!

    • @khabbad
      @khabbad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Americans in the past don’t vote Presidents out when their wages are increasing, capital gains are rising, unemployment is low with high employment, and GDP growth. In short, no he will not be voted out. Not with a strong economy and no new wars, Trump will not be going anywhere.

    • @NialPowerCork
      @NialPowerCork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J B are you forgetting how he got elected?

    • @brocanova
      @brocanova 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Knock knock - who's there - it' ll be crushed - what's gonna be crushed - the faith in Americans - *indefinite laughter*

    • @willgetbettereventually124
      @willgetbettereventually124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J B You mean convicted in the senate? He’s already been impeached.

  • @toby1575
    @toby1575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hello my friends!

  • @91miami4
    @91miami4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🌙Jimmy Kimmel ❤❤❤

  • @ssg8tee
    @ssg8tee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant! Your graphics dept deserves an award👍

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm just surprised he hasn't denied "ever meeting that phone." yet.

  • @nomnom4687
    @nomnom4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Million men and women march to capital to make sure Senators are standing by the Oath!

  • @nicolebaker3974
    @nicolebaker3974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nothing to do with Trump. I got your book in the mail today!!!!!!!!

  • @dasikakn
    @dasikakn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a great segment!

  • @Jack.333
    @Jack.333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My Bologna has a first name...

  • @ALCRAN2010
    @ALCRAN2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Conway: "but did my president even know how many flushes Parnas toilet takes, I don't think so, alternative facts!!"

  • @DSP_Visuals
    @DSP_Visuals 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for showing that clip of Kelly Ann Conway. That was a good laugh.

  • @macred
    @macred 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice one Jimmy 👍

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm only 40% sure that last note was fake...

  • @MichaelMomany
    @MichaelMomany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nunes looks like a deer in the headlights!

  • @the80sliveagain63
    @the80sliveagain63 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Jimmy Kimmel's impeachment skits and discussion funny as hell LOL

  • @kgs42
    @kgs42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy is just brilliant.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Who smeared all the 💩on the picture frame behind Parnas? Why'd they film that interview in a Psych ward bathroom?

    • @teddydor
      @teddydor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      New Message lol

  • @nathyatta
    @nathyatta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His middle name is John? I thought it was Jennifer!

  • @giulianobravin7685
    @giulianobravin7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy is the best!!!

  • @helenhelps9619
    @helenhelps9619 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy great show!

  • @staykrazy
    @staykrazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol pink little thumbs

  • @jrich745
    @jrich745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I TOLD THE POLICE MAN THAT IT WAS PERFECT CRIME "I ONLY TOOK WHAT I WANTED"
    I TOLD THE TRAFFIC COP "I WAS GOING THE PERFECT SPEED"
    I TOLD THE LADY IN THE DRESSING ROOM - Maybe wont go there

    • @stevenhughes1110
      @stevenhughes1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      j rich And everyone told You about Avennati right? LIYF

    • @jrich745
      @jrich745 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevenhughes1110 well Fox claimed he was off to jail, but he isn't, so what about him?

  • @vaughn257
    @vaughn257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Above the desk Trump is giving a thumbs up and a big orange smile under the desk he is flipping us all the middle finger!

  • @MrJrawks
    @MrJrawks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy bringing the heat.

  • @emeraldlux4149
    @emeraldlux4149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hilarious 😆

  • @klyntarkenny8046
    @klyntarkenny8046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Jared looks like a “mannequin”

  • @letrellhardin3111
    @letrellhardin3111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trump: And i didn't get any credit for it.......
    😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok, the fact that Parnas is younger than me was a jaw-dropper!!!