We Built a REAL Guillotine!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มิ.ย. 2019
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Jake works overtime to finish the full-sized Guillotine build. The question is: will it chop?
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Jake: *shows machinist video of them beheading a mannequin*
Machinist: *nervous laughter*
Compliance is nonnegotiable.
Mannequin: Sorry what?
"Dad, I need money!"
"Why, son?"
"To buy beer."
"Well, son, you should build a guillotine then!"
"What...?"
Thanks, Brett
*son*
As a fluent French speaker Henry really made me laugh he straight just roasted the after his blessing 😂
I need a translation!
@@kyousey ''So you can cut well,
Amongst your people ( the French ) and theirs, ( the Americans )
Amen''
''it's really stupid to have done this. I don't know why they made this. It costs money too, its expensive! Its expensive.''
@@MrPhilippecool With this translation it makes it a lot funnier when Wren says "Muy bien"
Put sub when he speaks french its incorrect and funny
@@kyousey He said that is was stupid to build this and he doesn't understand why they did, plus it's expensive :)
_“THAT IS THE FIRST TIME A GUILLOTINE HAS BEEN DROPPED IN AMERICA IN HUNDREDS OF YEARS.”_
I don’t know if I should be amused or concerned by the excitement in that statement.
Taylor Reneé well you shouldnt be concerned unless youre a class traitor
i was scrolling through the comments waiting for that
EXCITED
FAX
And it's named big chungus
This channel is really cutting edge with it's content.
Badumm *ttsss*
Nice. Sharp puns right there.
i hate you.
Fuck you
*its
This is the content I come here to see. Dangerous medieval execution devices built by computer nerds. Keep up the good work!
@The Chrome Knight Oh yeah, much more "ethical" is killing thousands and thousands for being antirevolutionary.
@@pigeon5601 The french guy you mean was called Guillotine.....
Okay apparently I'm stupid for calling it medieval. They even said in the video it was French. My bad
@@pigeon5601 The Inventor's name was Dr. Guillotine, hence the name, it was intended to be a humane way of execution... more like nightmare fuel/horror movie contraption.
Halifax Gibbet, Scottish Maiden and similar Irish execution device in 1307 predated the Guillotine.
3:32 "we're gonna paint the whole guillotine white. it might change later"
Foreshadowing that it's gonna get some red coating if you know what I'm saying
Ba-dumn *tsssss*
How is that a pun🧐
That's dark man, dark
KaizDoodle its not supposed to be a pun
About the after-comment at 5:41 -
"It's really really dumb, what I just did. I don't know why they built it... and it costs a lot! It's quite expensive.. it is expensive."
;-;
He is a non-believer
@@blarghinatelazer9394 Hence his head shall roll on the guillotine's floor
Btw, guys. The translation doesn't convey everything ?
Like, to start, if he wanted to say "stupid", he would have said "stupide", English borrowed that word. Instead, he used the word "con" and when we use that word, it's a very familiar way of speaking. We actually "insult" each other using it pretty damn often, actually, jokingly, tho. It's really in the tone of voice and all that the meaning is transferred.
Muy bien
@@Baamthe25th He didn't say stupid at all. He said "it's really really (con) to have done that. The problem is "con" in french doesn't translate in anything accurate in english and french use it all the time haha. It could be something close to "godamn morronic" :) I hope this helps dude haha
I recommend putting stoppers along the track that would save the blade from damage.
I don't think you really watched the video.
Spencer VanWagnen the blade wounlnt be at max force when going through something tho
You need the stoppers after it goes through the cutting area. Once it's past that point, you don't care about needing cutting power. Even putting springs along the rail at the bottom to absorb the force would probably work.
My thoughts exactly. Sure, he rubber works as a stopping mechanism but it will dull the blade over time (and now that would be a shame)
You could stop the wood that hold the knife
5:41 TRANSLATION:
"It's a very DUMB idea to build something like this.
I don't know why they did that!
Because it cost so much.
It's very Expensive too!"
"It cost so much. It's very expensive too!" That's dark af yo
To be more specific:
"It costs money on top of that! It's expensive, it's expensive"
@@mrsweetkandy7673 Ah, not so dark
Where u from
7:45 "I need to make this thing safe before we use it"
Every time Steve reacts to random stuff like the giant slab of rubber it gives me life. Love it
I like how the "episode music" in the description is just [add music links here]
really great sponsorship
@@Londrino and everyone watching old videos looking for music inspirations for the Corridor Application is pulling their hair out now LOL
5:42
"It was really, really stupid to do this, I don't know why exactly they did this. It cost money, too! Twas expensive!"
We win.
I was really confused for a second, but thank you for the translation
Thanks
What was wren said
nah fam:
"I like to know Tommy lithium allele I mean see the motorcycle officer which is about amphasize wrong position, position"
is obviously the correct translation
5:30 *TRANSLATION* :
"So you can cut well,
Amongst your people ( the French ) and theirs, ( the Americans )
Amen"
As for pronunciation of the word Guillotine, Nick definitely was the closest.
Signed, une baguette de pain.
Tristan Lefort are you actually French?
@@luckylucascrafts1103 En chair et en os.
if i'm not mistaken the last part just means "a baguette of bread" ???
@@michaeladams3762 Yes lol.
Et puis il a remarqué comme c'est con :D
Jake: *cutting rubber*
Also Jake: why are we still here... just to suffer
“Dad what did you do in work today?”
Jake : *Doesn’t hear his children over the constant scream of the mannequin’s family*
MKe the maniquiens family watch so that they know that they are next
As a French, I laughed my @$$ off when Henry said in French "It's really very very dumb to have done this. I don't know why they did this. I... I... it costs money, too! It's expensive! It's expensive." And they're all like "oh, he's saying how cool this is!"
"Muy buen!"
I'm French and I approve of this very much. Beautiful.
Certenemnt
I am nkt the frenchman in la vidéo, but subscribe to sa channel, Hardisk
Perfect use for a stimulus check
Wren is to Corridor as Gavin is to Achievement Hunter.
nah. Wren is more like... no yah you're right,
Plan:
1. Make a TH-cam Channel
2. Build a Guillotine
3. ????
4. Profit
5. Buy beer
Part 3 is making videos of guillotine-ing things
1 and 2 need to flip unless your talking about Digital and Crew channel.
*cider
"Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over."
Part 3 is behead the ruling class
You know this recording is old if they said Big Chungus and still see Carmichael
Where was Big Chungus from?
@@violetnhz meme
violetnhz a really old episode of looney tunes that randomly became a meme
mep co. Maybe car went for a visit?
R/boneappletea By Carmichael do you mean Comical
"I need to make this thing *safe* before we use it."
Yeeeah...
*Kills someone with that guillotine 100 years later* Menacing Voice: BIG CHUNGUS
Lmao
7:51
“I need to make this safe” he says...
ABOUT A FREAKING GUILLOTINE?!?!?!
"Baby proofing a guillotine? So you cut your finger off, it's part of the fun."
This came out the day after oversimplifieds French revolution video 🤔
( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)right...
Indeed
Triggered.
OoOoOoOOh NoOoooOoOooOOOoo
Hox Thank You😂 the face made every time that’s said in the video kills me.
Surely you'd want to catch it on the bit that comes out a half inch just above the blade itself? I'd guess having a slot that the blade goes through, so the impact hits that portion instead of the sharp bit. Maybe use the rubber to take some of the impact out of it, and maybe have rubber on the base as a backup to stop it if it goes wrong.
I think the biggest problem you'll have is that if it lands on its point, the blade is going to want to pivot on that point once it impacts. That will be putting a lot of force out into the sides of the guillotine (instead of all of the energy going downwards) that might damage it over time. I'm not sure how strong those carriage wheels will be under that amount of force (I suspect they'll be the point of failure eventually with that current stopping mechanism and the energy going into the sides of the guillotine).
french be like:
raid corridor crew's studio, they can't record all of us
Never clicked so fast. THE GUILLOTINE IS FINALLY HERE FOLKS. Definitely worth the wait you did amazing Jake. The effort shows! :)
Also if you want the blade to stop just put that $50 from adsense at the bottom. Should do the trick.
Whenever i cut big chunks of rubber for my projects, i use a red-hot knife, 2017 TH-cam style. The knife glides through it like butter.
This is why I love this channel, making their ideas come true. And they actually know HOW to! Just major respect to you all guys
Can we take a moment to appreciate how awesome Steve is
For stopping the guillotine, I think the best idea would be to use spring based dampers catching the wooden holder for the blade
First of all, *why?*
Second of all, *Y E S*
Science isn,t about why ? Its about why not ?
Of*
The answer is beer.
It's in the wrong order.
First of all, hell yeah.
Second of all, why?
You haven't been watching very much recently, have you? They talked about this several times for quite a while.
tutorial pls...
...for a friend. :)
So dam cool having a french guy over and hearing my native langage in your videos, love your videos on FX and movies making. Keep it up guys your great
Viewers: "what did it cost"
Corridor guys: "50 bucks a month"
Found this channel a couple months ago, when the video came out of Jake starting the build; and since then I have gone back into the archives and fallen in love with the corridor crew and all of y’alls content. You’re amazingly talented and entertaining creators-so thank you so much for sharing your knowledge and friendship with everyone. I came to the channel for the guillotine, but stayed for the amazing content!
Steve is just one of those guys that just fucks around with everything he sees and touches
I would like to personally thank who ever put in the sponsored segment timer.
Nice now let's try it on peopl-
human dolls. Nothing suspicious here.
😑 I see...
Nothing at all
RD Siddarth I’m happy to inform you that you’re not blind
@@masterspears What a very AOC way of looking at it
Wheres peter 42 when you need him....
You know the company is legit when firms lawyer builds Guillotine!
That's how I measure the success of a business
"I am not a carpenter. I am a fan of carpentry." This is my new mantra
Oh if only Rusty Cage were here to see this.
After the stream, people called the cops on him and he was confirmed to be alive.
It was just an extravagant publicity stunt.
FATHER CMIKE HAS BLESSED OUR EYES YET AGAIN !
Cool Guillotine by the by.
Ginotine
Sarcastic Potatoes what?
Bye the bi
@@marcy.a Wren: Ginotine
SilentB00M9 he left the channel
As a french guy, I found what he says in French during the blessing very funny ahah
Care to tell us what he is saying
No no no
What did he say then
ChriZ CheZZy Henry said “it’s very very stupid to have done that. I do not know why they did that... it even costs money, it’s expensive!”
@@iHeartUrMom2023 I'm an anglo in Quebec, and when I hear french people (from France) call something or someone stupid they often use this word "con" - except I know it's probably not spelt like that. How is it spelt, and what does it originally mean? I presume something to do with sex eh?
I think maybe Quebecois francos use this word sometimes as well, but not nearly as often as I hear European (and African too I think) frenchmen say it, and I'd like to know what it is.
I will say, as an anglo with French as his second language, I gotta say I much prefer the way Quebecois francos speak the language. Frenchmen always just sound... I dunno like the stereotype - pretentious, and the hard Rs really seem to overwhelm everything, and when you try and put on a European French accent it's like you naturally start to stick your nose up a bit.
Quebecois francos speak french in a way that's so much more melodic and smooth, but at the same time more down in the gutter and low class (in like a good way). The way they cuss in France is just ridiculous, but the way they cuss here in Quebec is fantastic, so much so that even anglos here in Montreal who barely speak french at all still use the Quebecois cuss words. Hell even immigrants who mostly speak foreign languages - just the other day I overheard some folks speaking Urdu to each other but with "tabarnak" mixed in there.
"Ben voyons calisse, t'es un osti d'cave tabarnak!" sounds better than any of that "putain" or "con" nonsense. France french cussing and English cussing seems to be all about sexual stuff, which is kinda lame, whereas nearly all the Quebec swearing is pure catholic blasphemy (tabarnacle, christ, host, chalice) which I find really cool and unique.
Props for the machinist shop to finally be able to make a Guillotine 75 years after it’s establishment!
Pretty humble of Jake to get a router and redo it. It'd be really easy to be stubborn.
"...I need to make this safe before we can use it..." Jake, Guillotine Build 2019
Can I just say that when Steve comes onto camera, he always makes me laugh
He said mother humper 🤣😂😆
Wren childlike enthusiasm is insanely adorable.
the editing on your videos is so great, hope your channel continues to grow!
"We Built a REAL Guillotine!"
*_France intensifies_*
5:34 TH-cam translation: "I like to know Tommy lithium allele I mean see the motorcycle officer which is about emphasize wrong position position, we win" hahaha xD Beautiful!
I’m so glad they got a real Frenchman for the blessing!
"we have made a working net gun, a 7 feet electric wakeboard, and now we are making a guillotine"
Sometimes I forget that this is primarily a VFX channel
Literally no one:
Landlord: MOTHER HUMPER! OH MY GOD!
“No one on TH-cam has built a *full size, fully functional* guillotine”
hmm I wonder why
There are multiple guillotine videos though...
c0pyimitati0n 00:25
Imagine robbing this warehouse and seeing this, it’s literally yelling
“hey, WAnNa DiE”
Corridor: no one has built a full scale guillotine
Vat19: Am I a joke to you
"Are we gonna smash it's head?"
"Let's give the people what they want."
Yes, give us what we want.
Love Jake getting nostalgic over the same table saw his Dad had. So cute
i really enjoy the sponsored segments you guys do - you actually give an in depth look at some of the uses for a service instead of going "this is epidemic it lets you get cool music!" like i was on the edge about whether or not it would be useful for me until they said "you can get just the stems for each track" like I'M LISTENING NOW... i really appreciate you guys mentioning features like that
also cool giant knife or whatever
That first doll head chop was just perfect. I'd get excited as well.
Took until the end of the '70s for the french to stop using the guillotine, shame they stopped using it :D
The French national anthem when the correct pronunciation is revealed was perfect lol. Consider me a new subscriber to the guillotine channel haha
It sold at auction for $320,000 incredible
Why would anyone need a guillotine tho?
@@labledoutcast for people like you to ask that question
@@Tensho_C Now that I think about it I could use one.
Are there blueprints for this?
"Nobody has ever built a full sized functional guillotine".............smh
French Revelationist: *_I'm I a joke to you_*
Bradens reviews look at his channel
M8 you haven't uploaded in 2 years
I thought he met a functional full-size building on TH-cam
Jake, could you setup 2 springs on the sides pointing at the wheels?
Was thinking something similar, assuming the wheels and rest of the body is properly connected to the blade, it'd be better to build the stopping mechanic around the weels, should make it more consistent as well.
what id rather say is a bar connected to the side, this would only stop the slides, at the bottom youd have the rubber on top of springs or a spring like material so that your not loosing the blade from force nor loosing its sharpness
And corridor crew's next special guest: the CEOs most responsible for the continuation of global warming
globalisation, authoritarianism, socialism, communism*
@@TheBcoolGuy sure it's them killing most of life on Earth by 2050 and not the dudes up there profiting off of mass carbon emissions
@@TheBcoolGuy lol when someone uses globalism as an argument, most of the time, they're racist. Oh and btw what communist/socialist CEO should we guillotine? Fucking moron
Wut?
Globalization is a good thing, but dipshit protectionists like US conservatives who don't know how economics work hate it because "brown people bad >:(" Free trade makes all of us richer, Friedman bless, stay safe out there, kids.
I love how the captions say "*Pompous gibberish*" but somehow remembers French when he roasts the fact he has to bless the guillotine.
Damn those first 14 seconds 🔥
Edit: Actually this whole vlog is 🔥 savage edit.
The French Revolution is not the nicest dude
what
@@PraiseZealus Cmike is the nicest dude, the French Revolution is not the nicest dude
it's actually rad as hell
It's not a dude it is a period in time
Okay but can we talk about how badass that sponsor is? That’s actually incredible.
Seein wren get excited makes me so happy
Ok so...
The corridor crew is full of maniacs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Corridor - Slo Mo Guys colab YESTERDAY!!!
“I need to make this thing safe before we use it”
*proceeds to behead things with said machine*
😂😂
Dude when I’m older I think it would be the coolest thing to work on one of these channels.
FBI: Open up!! Corridor Crew: Why? FBI: You Have A Weapon Of Mass Destruction!
Weapon of mass cutstruction!!
@@theTommyWaters_ that too!
“How did we get here!?”
DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES!!!
MY REACTION EXACTLY
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
SAME
Trop cool Hardisk
La French Team ! On est là !
Enfin des fr !
Deux des meilleures chaînes liées à l'audiovisuel avec le côté fun, la bonne surprise de le voir ici !
Enfin je peut le dire sans fautes, apres 5 ans d'études de Français
il s'est surement perdu
ça y est, les français envahissent l'espace commentaire
Steve looks like the best landlord ever.
I think this video marks the end of the corridor gold age.
10:50
At this point, they should have used the GHEE-O-TINE to cut that rubber. :D
i cant balieve you've done this
Up next: We Started ANOTHER French Revolution!
Bring it to the next Wall Street protest and see if they finally get the message.
Have you ever just been scrolling thru youtube and stumble upon 6 guys making a giullotine
Jake after trying to cut rubber with a saw: "How did we get here?!"
Me unintentionally: Do you have 90 minutes?
I made myself chuckle with that cross-over reference. 😂
The landlord is a god bro I swear
It's funny how the next video in my feed is (The French Revolution Over-Simplified).
That is not ironic at all, that's entirey expected.
@@AndyChamberlainMusic It's the the grammar police! Let's get outa here!
But sure. I'll fix it.
That was the last video I watched before I came here
Glad to see Henry on this channel
I have no problem watching all ads for Jake's effort for this. He's a hero
Up next on Corridor:
We built an iron maiden
That would be sick. Need a ton of knowledge on metal working though, which I doubt they have lol. Much less, the metal working equipment to make it
I was expecting Henry to become like possessed when he touched the Guilloteen.
beer: exists
corridor crew: let's build a guillotine
You put Hornblower in! This is so amazing!
I got a weird feeling in my neck when they dropped the guillotine...
I'm a simple man.
I see a sharp thing.
I click.
The landlord is an awesome guy😭😂😂
Moral of the story: some people will do anything for beer