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  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8677

    The fingernail scene was strangely long.

    • @JoshMonreaux
      @JoshMonreaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      You should watch Twin Peaks.

    • @chunkchunk223
      @chunkchunk223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I mean, he’s gotta focus

    • @daishoryujin95
      @daishoryujin95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      That's what I said when I actually was the fingernail scene in Twin Peaks

    • @ThePrimordialArchon
      @ThePrimordialArchon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He needs precision

    • @DMack6464
      @DMack6464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Everything about this is bizarre

  • @Diesel_Budgie
    @Diesel_Budgie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9566

    This video feels simultaneously like a pointless waste of time and one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

    • @beezy5628
      @beezy5628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      DieselBudgie That’s Twin Peaks for you. I love that show.

    • @princetbug
      @princetbug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      that is... how the tipsy duck do

    • @Frostgiantbutsmall
      @Frostgiantbutsmall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Viewer from the future: this remains the most accurate description of this video. 😂

    • @vtxw33b94
      @vtxw33b94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Frostgiantbutsmall its the most accurate description for every tipsy duck video

    • @PurrTheFurry
      @PurrTheFurry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mhm

  • @doodelbopgames
    @doodelbopgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4709

    I love how the one way mirror is the wrong way and the guys just looking at himself the whole time

    • @1nk_edd
      @1nk_edd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I thought it was just a window

    • @ledude637
      @ledude637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      goggles guy nah it’s a 1 way mirror

    • @Last_Survivor593
      @Last_Survivor593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@ledude637 it's a window, you can see that an identical window is across from the hallway of the room that they're in.

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Does that mean those two guys are interrogating their reflections?

    • @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243
      @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Last_Survivor593 no, its a one way window. At 00:01 you can see from the criminals perspective, he can see through. But at 00:11 you can see the officer’s window is showing a reflection

  • @interdimensionalgoober8769
    @interdimensionalgoober8769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5613

    This feels like an animated improv sketch.

    • @alexxx4434
      @alexxx4434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      InteNah, this looks like Twin Peaks parody sketch.

    • @jackiebunny3029
      @jackiebunny3029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your implying it isn't

    • @relevantfates3590
      @relevantfates3590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would love to see this as an actual improv

    • @brassgears0
      @brassgears0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am the 699th like

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Watch the pilot episode for Twin Peaks. So much of that episode feels like improv.

  • @LowLifeAM
    @LowLifeAM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    That murder confession was planted, “boobs” is cop code for “bro, obviously outlaw, bank self-incrimination”

    • @iainoam2565
      @iainoam2565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Why does that acronym work so well. I hate and love it.

    • @user-zn8xu8dg5z
      @user-zn8xu8dg5z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@iainoam2565 r/TIHIALI if there is one

    • @J0yceJ0star
      @J0yceJ0star 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@user-zn8xu8dg5z teehee Ali

    • @arcihungbycraneonfire
      @arcihungbycraneonfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@J0yceJ0star Ali is loneli

    • @bloodred255
      @bloodred255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the murder confession was planted, because the evidence was not enough to guarentee to convict. they had the guy who was recorded to have intent to meet up with an murder the victim on tape, they have the murder weapon.

  • @tomservodoctor42
    @tomservodoctor42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3306

    Twin Peaks Noire:
    A: Truth
    X: Doubt
    Y: Obtuse Non Sequitur

  • @notme4927
    @notme4927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4747

    “Might as well drop out as I did drop in”
    *teleports and falls to the ground and dies*

    • @vinnie3731
      @vinnie3731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Hahaha it's so funny when the comments repeat something that happens in the video. It's absolutely hilarious! The only thing that even comes close to it, and might even actually be funnier is being original!

    • @BuckBewENOfficial
      @BuckBewENOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@vinnie3731 I know right man, it's actually funny, *somehow*

    • @notme4927
      @notme4927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Vinnie well sir there are 2 thousand comments, some of them are bound to be the same, accidental or purposely. After all it is 3 minutes and 43 seconds long. Which is short to make jokes about. So people can make the same ones. If there were comments that were the same to mine and made before me, it was purely accidental. Sorry that you assume things before you actually know them.

    • @kingknight4863
      @kingknight4863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@notme4927 smartass

    • @notme4927
      @notme4927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh okay then , thank you😌

  • @Jamal-hk5qb
    @Jamal-hk5qb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5500

    "Save me a slice of that Cherry Pie, and a slice of that coffee."10/10

    • @komradeheavy3522
      @komradeheavy3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I quoted this lawyer a while back. Good to see others think alike

    • @serarinfinity7125
      @serarinfinity7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      yeah cuz apperently coffe is sliced theese days Huh?

    • @BeWaReJay
      @BeWaReJay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      seraR infinity Ice coffee can be sliced

    • @serarinfinity7125
      @serarinfinity7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BeWaReJay well that was not ice coffe so u are really an idiot in the context i told u

    • @nunsense9489
      @nunsense9489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@serarinfinity7125 idk man you kinda missed the FUCKING joke.

  • @The_Lone_Outlaw
    @The_Lone_Outlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1995

    Wait...no psychotic plot twist or nightmarish “axe-idents?”
    What?!

    • @ChronoMoth
      @ChronoMoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I told you Jim we don't know Kim that tale was rather grim

    • @mr.numbers5968
      @mr.numbers5968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Who in hell is Kim?

    • @Covid-ho5iu
      @Covid-ho5iu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@mr.numbers5968 he tried to climb a tree

    • @boopboop9313
      @boopboop9313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Who's kim

    • @Dead_Weight21
      @Dead_Weight21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Covid-ho5iuWho climbed a tree. You must be mistaken, there was no kyle

  • @yellow6572
    @yellow6572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4318

    3:34
    8-B he has
    0-O his murder
    0-O confession
    8-B underneath
    5-S his nail

    • @Crimson_Valor
      @Crimson_Valor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Oh my various gods of various religions and belief systems, you’ve cracked the code! Who are you, Batman?

    • @1980StarWarsGuy
      @1980StarWarsGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      So that's what BOOBS stands for

    • @LynnTheOne
      @LynnTheOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Are you dumb? It clearly means fortnite st00pid

    • @tallguy8719
      @tallguy8719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Bruh it's like the most obvious acronym ever

    • @lad7436
      @lad7436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      80085

  • @ChromeHuffer
    @ChromeHuffer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5579

    "This man hid his murder confession inside his finger nail, rookie mistake"

    • @pixel_ated
      @pixel_ated 7 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      I know its where i keep my grocery list its so obvious right.

    • @dusty2080
      @dusty2080 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      I hide mine in my cyanide molars

    • @mysticalyeet1800
      @mysticalyeet1800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Does that...make sence in Tipsy Duck's mind?

    • @dianewolfe3686
      @dianewolfe3686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I hide mind in my lungs!

    • @AroAceGamer
      @AroAceGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Trevor Smith Bet they can't find where I hid my concession note. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @avihobbs8909
    @avihobbs8909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    The whole time that Heavy's snapping his fingers, he's flipping the guy off over and over.

    • @jenthelass
      @jenthelass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      thats how snapping fingers work

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also his face lol

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jenthelass wait I don't show my middle finger while snapping

    • @goodday3185
      @goodday3185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jenthelass
      Do I snap my fingers wrong?

    • @goodday3185
      @goodday3185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sedme0
      I do the last one you said so now I feel cool, also I didn’t know people did it differently! Thanks Bill Nye, the science guy.

  • @Mr.Monacle
    @Mr.Monacle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5683

    "First things first, do we even know this was an act of hatred, I mean she was a clumsy girl; she was bound to have fallen into some pot holes or off bridges...How did she die"
    "She suffered four gunshot wounds to the back of the head...Shot from a gun under your clients name"
    "That'll kill ya."
    That moment when you're given an overworked, underpaid public defender and you're his fifth client today.

    • @DJl3iohazord
      @DJl3iohazord 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      drazoria that awkward moment when your takeing criminal justice class and you get the roll of public defender and you have no idea and the case is clearly your clients fault and your only method of prepwork is watching episodes of the Simpsons and better call Saul and doing an act of Saul and that shifty laser from the Simpsons.
      That awkward moment when you manage too win the case with the act and got your clients who was charged with a hit and run too served community service or you will attempt too nullified the court. TLDR version of how I was able too pull it off: people are more inclined too signed documents without reading everything and my client was just as guilty as everyone there for something, and instead of getting away Scott free, witch would piss off the prosecution, I barter for community service instead of jail time.
      I ended up getting an A for my role and taught the class how too get out of jury duty.

    • @PabloEstebean
      @PabloEstebean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Hate to be That Guy, but if you're going into the legal route, grammar and spelling is really important, ie your "too"s and "signed documents." Just saying as a guy doing the same route and being killed for reports and having even slight grammar mistakes killing me.

    • @TheUndeadslayer221
      @TheUndeadslayer221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More like 150th client, but yes.

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "Seems like a clear cut case, might as well drop out as I did drop in."
      *drops*

    • @ZachariahMBaird
      @ZachariahMBaird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllll, that kills people!

  • @Hooligan_Productions
    @Hooligan_Productions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Suspect: *is definitely guilty*
    Lawyer: ight imma head out

    • @Pip200ne
      @Pip200ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The best part is that they trip over his body on the way out

    • @deadinside9565
      @deadinside9565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic stale reddit meme.
      Parrots gonna parrot.

  • @DrianTheGuy
    @DrianTheGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    For a second there I thought he was going to pull out his nail

    • @thatdemoninthecar
      @thatdemoninthecar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i thought he was going to pop the dudes nail off

  • @Radical-Red-Head
    @Radical-Red-Head 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5804

    Save me a slice of that coffee.

    • @bumbo11111
      @bumbo11111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Only if you save me a cup of that cherry pie.

    • @homedawwg4366
      @homedawwg4366 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And a side of that cherry pie

    • @jasminkasi3043
      @jasminkasi3043 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +ferb73craft lemme have a coffee of that slice

    • @Anduron_Lazul
      @Anduron_Lazul 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My mind is full of "wat."

    • @Pyromania7517
      @Pyromania7517 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      .eeffoc taht fo ecils a em evaS

  • @tylerheineman2393
    @tylerheineman2393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1557

    0:40 Heavy’s smug look is the best thing I’ve ever seen

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      He knows he's flipping off the suspect

    • @dewae3254
      @dewae3254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      thats the face of a man with a sandvich on his dick

    • @NoNo-xh7ru
      @NoNo-xh7ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He looks like he just locked the doors to a crowded school and threw a molotov in and is now on the run from the FBI

    • @brassgears0
      @brassgears0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 I was about to about to comment that almost word for word.

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good feeling being the 1000th like

  • @Nikko2I
    @Nikko2I 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1894

    01:53
    That scout expression... It's pure hate, disappointment and disgust in one person soul, covered under completely unemotional face.

    • @BirbBoi8062
      @BirbBoi8062 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Мужик с чашкой l

    • @shincore610
      @shincore610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      and 0:15
      Is the face of a true man.

    • @Zedigan
      @Zedigan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Personal I'm a fan of the heavy at 0:40

    • @Cloudeusz
      @Cloudeusz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Мужик с чашкой God watching modern day Humanity

    • @RoboPutinPresidentinCE
      @RoboPutinPresidentinCE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim is it you and the furfaggs again?

  • @wowval8270
    @wowval8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    scout without his hands wrapped is the most cursed thing i’ve seen all day

  • @berylredburrow__8810
    @berylredburrow__8810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3929

    "oh she didn't die, she got a sex change, he's my boyfriend now"
    Save me a slice of that bi.

  • @BillyTubememe
    @BillyTubememe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    finally no mindfucks!
    *video ends* oh ok..

    • @redclckwrk2931
      @redclckwrk2931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WHAT...

    • @BillyTubememe
      @BillyTubememe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Charlie Brandt err... wut?

    • @redclckwrk2931
      @redclckwrk2931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Guy Kazemeka ...

    • @BillyTubememe
      @BillyTubememe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Charlie Brandt three dots? You got something more to say?

    • @redclckwrk2931
      @redclckwrk2931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Guy Kazemeka well i don't know...

  • @martluca_
    @martluca_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    When you actually suspected the calculator to say boobs.

    • @aero_xxi
      @aero_xxi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      my mature elementary days....

    • @henrybadger785
      @henrybadger785 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I called it :p
      It's like grade 5 all over again.

    • @pilot1727
      @pilot1727 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know the feeling.

    • @slappymouse
      @slappymouse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I FELT ACHIEVED LOL

    • @shartla
      @shartla 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew it

  • @ryancalder7198
    @ryancalder7198 8 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    That confession was the final fingernail in the coffin

    • @jamershun5575
      @jamershun5575 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan Calder no

    • @andeeeyeyou7665
      @andeeeyeyou7665 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      it indeed was the final finger *NAIL* in the coffin.
      -ahahahahahaahahahah-

    • @Ethan-mm9yk
      @Ethan-mm9yk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Andrew Iu its almost like that was the joke

    • @rocklee7737
      @rocklee7737 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      World.
      Of.
      Warcraft.

    • @BagofBonesJAW
      @BagofBonesJAW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The exit is down the hall on the left

  • @kaseycombs6968
    @kaseycombs6968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    After all of that, I jumped at 3:30. I thought they’d just clip through the dude on the floor, I guess.

  • @pieguy6992
    @pieguy6992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1896

    Which is more traumatizing?
    1. The "cherry pie" is actually blue, meaning it is blueberry and not cherry.
    2. In order to type "boobs" on a calculator, you punch in 58008 and turn it upside down; however, in the shot at the end, the calculator is not upside down.

    • @ShadowSorel
      @ShadowSorel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      you... you can also put 80085

    • @magicianASMR
      @magicianASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      80085

    • @pieguy6992
      @pieguy6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kaptain Chaos 58008*

    • @magicianASMR
      @magicianASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Pie Plays bro you can just put in 80085

    • @Arfy41
      @Arfy41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The top one...

  • @MrBones256
    @MrBones256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    Me: "What could they possibly be communicating on a calculator? Boobs?"
    Sure enough.

    • @acasualescapedscp4418
      @acasualescapedscp4418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      First watch I thought "that's gonna say boobies isn't it." I think I am no less immature than Tipsy.

    • @drawnoutrandom5953
      @drawnoutrandom5953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@acasualescapedscp4418 i thought it was going to say hello

    • @Duplighost_
      @Duplighost_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s a reference to the first episode of Twin Peaks. Agent Cooper and Sherrif Truman are interrogating a boy named Bobby and Cooper passes Truman a calculator he was typing on that said “He did not do it.”

    • @Skylord3335
      @Skylord3335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought 8008132

    • @micahlingard3542
      @micahlingard3542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *_B O O B S_*
      i have boobs.. they are annoying...

  • @goober8686
    @goober8686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2245

    A *sementary*
    Literally the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in a sfm of all time.

    • @JollyHorror1
      @JollyHorror1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Comedy genius

    • @helplessnarwhal3722
      @helplessnarwhal3722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      “Hmm, that’ll kill ya.” Was the funniest part for me.

    • @patricklewis9787
      @patricklewis9787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ik it was so dark but hilarious at the same time. This is good dark humor if you ask me

    • @maximillion322
      @maximillion322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If this is the funniest thing you’ve seen made in SFM you really need to check out the rest of this guy’s channel. It’s delightful- every video he makes is like this

  • @sufficient4834
    @sufficient4834 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    I could go for a slice of coffee right about now.

    • @tim...
      @tim... 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I could go for a cup of cherry pie...

    • @gouldridgreaves2147
      @gouldridgreaves2147 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I could make it SNAPpy for you, if you'd like.

    • @burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82
      @burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hellbended That sounds good :o like a cherry pie smoothie or drink. Or a slice of dark chocolate coffie cake ouo

    • @mac-10candyapple52
      @mac-10candyapple52 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Panda Cares
      What kind of psychopath are you? ONE WHO WALKS?!?!

    • @Jackson-bb9kc
      @Jackson-bb9kc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christopher Gaming look at your feet

  • @IvanRodriguez-vu2ke
    @IvanRodriguez-vu2ke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    It's genius! It's simple and easy but the execution and the voice actors were spot on. This deserves a reward.

  • @jo-lb9377
    @jo-lb9377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    0:35 Heavy did just walk through his chair.

    • @brassgears0
      @brassgears0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep

    • @DaRealKovi
      @DaRealKovi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Now that's what they call Big Dick Energy

    • @dr.walterbennett
      @dr.walterbennett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DaRealKovi bro...

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've watched this video at least ten times and only just noticed that.

  • @simonstrike4581
    @simonstrike4581 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    Best cops ever. Make it a series

    • @awsomeDualshock
      @awsomeDualshock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It is. It's called Twin Peaks.

    • @wolfmoon256
      @wolfmoon256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Simon Strike id watch it

    • @Skiivin
      @Skiivin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Twin Peaks.

    • @1980StarWarsGuy
      @1980StarWarsGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Team fortress blues

    • @username172
      @username172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      80085

  • @Katana314
    @Katana314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2794

    Damn, I really wish more SFM animators were gathering voice actors and making original sketches like this, rather than assembling shit together from TF2 lines. This was great.

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Hey woah, this video has premo voice acting but a) most amateur stuff is forgettable at best and b) word salad from TF2 lines is genius.
      Sometimes the normal is the norm for a reason ya kno

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      While I don't disagree it's still nice to hear stuff in the original voices of the classes

    • @Fenik-ns1uc
      @Fenik-ns1uc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah well it’s funny when it’s a mix.

    • @synthena9776
      @synthena9776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I don't disagree but a lot of animators who do that only do it because A.) The style of their content fits better with sentence mixing or B.) Money issues.

    • @SimonCrazyCatGaudet
      @SimonCrazyCatGaudet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All the dialogues are pure gold too. XD

  • @Krunkidile
    @Krunkidile 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1747

    nice.

  • @keeganm.9794
    @keeganm.9794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Knowing this mans previous content, I'm surprised this didn't end in some strange, horrific twist.
    Also I know I'm late, so shut it.

    • @mr.numbers5968
      @mr.numbers5968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Boy, are you late or what?

    • @hamsteriiii4203
      @hamsteriiii4203 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe

    • @hamsteriiii4203
      @hamsteriiii4203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it doesn't need to be

    • @transfemengimain
      @transfemengimain 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Нежить
      He did that so the guy wouldn’t see

    • @Dfclt
      @Dfclt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@transfemengimain do you really know how calculators work?

  • @HowitzerHammer
    @HowitzerHammer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "Chad, save me a slice of that cherry pie, and a slice of that coffee"
    Chad's lawyer- Janurary 19th, 2016
    Edit: error fix

  • @Bluesit32
    @Bluesit32 8 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Everyone knows you're supposed to hide your murder confessions in your shoe...

    • @junkrat9644
      @junkrat9644 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      TheBlues32 I thought it was pinkie toe

    • @george.rivers
      @george.rivers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Junk rat Rookie

    • @kavakahn9387
      @kavakahn9387 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why he hid it in his fingernail. Smart thinking almost got him out of this case.

    • @redknight5318
      @redknight5318 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what rum runners would do... ;)

    • @mac-10candyapple52
      @mac-10candyapple52 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought you just didn’t carry it around with you

  • @dingus1787
    @dingus1787 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    I need some cherry pie and coffee.
    and make it SNAPpy

    • @aero_xxi
      @aero_xxi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @SylvaTheMoth
      @SylvaTheMoth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +DeathByCake118 ill only do it.... because YOUR the cook.

    • @SylvaTheMoth
      @SylvaTheMoth 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trollking6 InsertCorrectionHere*

    • @SylvaTheMoth
      @SylvaTheMoth 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trollking6 lnsert joke about how this comment has a misspell..

    • @parad0x448
      @parad0x448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A *SLICE* of coffee?

  • @WinEntity
    @WinEntity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Sure, your shtick is dark and psycho, but you can make a damn good humorous sketch too.

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Love how the finger-clickers were also flipping the Soldier off at the same time.

  • @kristinewilliams90
    @kristinewilliams90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The fact that those plier things he used have blood on them implying that they’ve used it
    Before scares me

  • @Nickels-n-Dimes
    @Nickels-n-Dimes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    i got really scared when the pliers got near the fingernail

    • @rowanokepaul8513
      @rowanokepaul8513 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too

    • @DavidMartinez-pl3lp
      @DavidMartinez-pl3lp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nockels sez weak

    • @ro2202
      @ro2202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just got chills

    • @kajamatousek247
      @kajamatousek247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nockels sez I was disappointed when they didn't go through with it

    • @Paikerchu13
      @Paikerchu13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr. Smartass It’s a “Twin Peaks” reference, I recommend the show to anyone who likes slow paced supernatural mysteries.

  • @WilloftheNinja
    @WilloftheNinja 8 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Suddenly makes mores sense after actually watching Twin Peaks.

    • @kosherkingofisrael6381
      @kosherkingofisrael6381 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WilloftheNinja link?

    • @headcrabn5347
      @headcrabn5347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Nova Berry Buddy Twin Peaks is a 1990 miniseires. It's on netflix and Amazon Video (If you have prime.)

    • @tugger
      @tugger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And there's a new season from last year. It's like an extended film

    • @Wetbread127
      @Wetbread127 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea I remember watching this several times before I even knew about twin peaks. It feels so different after seeing it

  • @CaptainTechnicalityLP
    @CaptainTechnicalityLP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Yesterday I watched Twin Peaks and now this video makes like 50% more sense.

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally the exact same thing happened to me today

    • @strebicux6174
      @strebicux6174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not better with out knowing that?

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, although it's still really good (and gets you interested in Twin Peaks, for sure)
      Just finished Season 3 yesterday, I'm in full Twin Peaks mode now

  • @reconnectingtryagain6986
    @reconnectingtryagain6986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “Chad save me a sip of that cherry pie and a slice of that coffee”

  • @anarctickiwi
    @anarctickiwi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is the single video that isn’t corrupted of scary

  • @ZicajosProductions
    @ZicajosProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    1:47 - 1:57 this is a lawyer we can trust.

    • @Knucklehead5757
      @Knucklehead5757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes!

    • @therjschannel904
      @therjschannel904 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Joe N. Nah man, you can't trust me.
      I drop out of cases like I dropped out of the 3rd grade.
      Then somehow ended back in 3rd grade.
      Where are my Crayons?

    • @ultrawinggaming9764
      @ultrawinggaming9764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joe N. and a Slice of that coffie

    • @snowblind9551
      @snowblind9551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A lawyer you can trust my ASS.

    • @airraid9614
      @airraid9614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Slice of coffee

  • @calcifieddirt4120
    @calcifieddirt4120 8 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    You are truly the David Lynch of SFM.

    • @TheBlueAnt
      @TheBlueAnt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      david lynch style and twin peaks references...

    • @on723
      @on723 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who's David Lynch

    • @anomolouscow3761
      @anomolouscow3761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Owen Navarro American filmmaker known for his surreal kinda-creepy kinda-funny style.

  • @junkrat9644
    @junkrat9644 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Heavy instead of snapping he is continuously flipping you off

  • @sophiesiephiephiephso3744
    @sophiesiephiephiephso3744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how the coffee and pie for the lawyer come from the other ones and are smaller.

  • @a.k8185
    @a.k8185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:34 the static expression from heavy is perfect

  • @booyah344
    @booyah344 8 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    didn't expect live Ace Attorney game play

    • @lanzch.9707
      @lanzch.9707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me neither
      Yet a year, year later I am still surprised

  • @metarij
    @metarij 8 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    This is some soft absurd
    The way I like it

  • @Istvan-Juhasz
    @Istvan-Juhasz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    man that spy's smirk feels legit as fuck

  • @randomassnerd5699
    @randomassnerd5699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Save me a drop of that cherry pie, and slice of that coffee!"

  • @Funnydoc
    @Funnydoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “Save me a slice of that cherry pie and a slice of that coffee”
    Bro

  • @jacobbrown3781
    @jacobbrown3781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "might as well drop out as I did drop in" *click* *BANG*

  • @LeonMassey
    @LeonMassey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    That's pretty fuckin deep

    • @zion9575
      @zion9575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      +MeowsyOnEUW Yeah it was all the way in his nail.

    • @lum3758
      @lum3758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      80085 is the slang for boobs
      *deepness intensifiers*

    • @kavakahn9387
      @kavakahn9387 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      This video is about as deep as the note lodged in his fingernail.

  • @someperson7277
    @someperson7277 8 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    at 0:35 the heavy, WALKED THROUGH THE CHAIR!!!

    • @captainforrix956
      @captainforrix956 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Dat Elv (datelv) cringelord

    • @peters0321
      @peters0321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Dominic Milsom Did you also notice that when the heavy was snapping at 0:39, he was using his middle finger XD

    • @peters0321
      @peters0321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Dominic Milsom Did you also notice that when the heavy was snapping at 0:39, he was using his middle finger XD

    • @qwertbertbart5031
      @qwertbertbart5031 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Manipulator Man also the scout

    • @Hanni93472
      @Hanni93472 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Dominic Milsom What's so weird about that? I do it all the time.

  • @Jacketx
    @Jacketx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As someone who just recently started watching twin peaks this is amazing, its even got an overly long fingernail scene!

    • @griffinhaydon9798
      @griffinhaydon9798 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Astrodexx my sister just started watching it and she confused as hell

  • @AshkoreCrowl
    @AshkoreCrowl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    2:21 when you enter the wrong classroom

  • @armanhammer
    @armanhammer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Objection your honor!
    That confession was forced out of my client during the interrogation. Check the tapes.

  • @CallumPreston
    @CallumPreston 8 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    *80085*

    • @Lahwik_xd
      @Lahwik_xd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Callum :D *8008135*

    • @overlordsnow14
      @overlordsnow14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Mimotefu San 50343351

    • @CheeboRat
      @CheeboRat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No bad
      8008135

    • @henrybadger785
      @henrybadger785 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Whoa whoa whoa! Be careful! That's too hot for TH-cam!

    • @djdols3301
      @djdols3301 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Callum :D it must have a deep meaning right?

  • @kaorn7419
    @kaorn7419 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Hiding murder confessions under your nail is a rookie mistake?
    ...Shit, i gotta remember that ...

    • @d_rock1535
      @d_rock1535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude. It's been 2 years... WHO DID YOU KILL. WHY DID YOU DO IT.

    • @username172
      @username172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      id assume hiding your confession anywhere on your body is a mistake....... so maybe we should hide it in their finger nail >->

  • @monkee948
    @monkee948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i was surprised that this wasnt dark as hell XD. it was just funny

  • @otisbedford5720
    @otisbedford5720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Heavy’s smug look is the best thing since democracy and lunar missions

    • @TREX_04
      @TREX_04 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      * Heavy bursts through door *
      *COMMUNISM* AND LUMAR MISSIONS, COMRADE, COMMUNISM!

  • @JohnPablob
    @JohnPablob 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Man, they really used reverse *reverse* reverse psychology on that one.
    reverse

    • @Apkooi1
      @Apkooi1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't seen you around in a while.

    • @notster7114
      @notster7114 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice reference

    • @Anduron_Lazul
      @Anduron_Lazul 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reverse-ception...

    • @notster7114
      @notster7114 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still bet you that more then 90% of the likes on this comment don't get the reference...

    • @binnibep
      @binnibep 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh. Wasn't expecting you here.

  • @Teathling
    @Teathling 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Everything was fine until he pulled a murder confession out of soldier's nail also 80085

    • @1SingleT
      @1SingleT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big anime 80085

  • @tabbyclawproductions7943
    @tabbyclawproductions7943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "Save me a slice of that cherry pie, and a slice of that coffee" made me laugh
    Also that last scene with the calculator

  • @magnumpie4180
    @magnumpie4180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel like an idiot, because I learned how to snap my fingers from this video

  • @yepthatisme4369
    @yepthatisme4369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    2:57 I once had a splinter under my fingernail, so this gave me horrifying flashbacks

    • @brassgears0
      @brassgears0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too... But this didn't give me flashbacks.

    • @GotchunUmbra
      @GotchunUmbra 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rookie mistake.

    • @Aztomv
      @Aztomv ปีที่แล้ว

      rookie

  • @MrMascondroedan
    @MrMascondroedan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    i like the way they snap their fingers

  • @H00st0n
    @H00st0n 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    2:16 "i mean are you sure the shots were fired she might have fell on the bullets"

  • @waffloesh7862
    @waffloesh7862 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    a slice of coffee

  • @niss7912
    @niss7912 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The animation of them snapping unironically taught me how to snap

  • @phantomstudiosyoutoubechan2367
    @phantomstudiosyoutoubechan2367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    How does no one get this is a very long twin peaks reference

    • @stormcloudsabound
      @stormcloudsabound 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you high

    • @TREX_04
      @TREX_04 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont actually know what that is. And I'm pretty sure a lot of other don't aswell

  • @troubleinbound
    @troubleinbound 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I love this. Twin Peaks + Anything is my life.

  • @georggross1232
    @georggross1232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2:24 Might as well drop out as I did drop in. (Drops himself out and dies.)

    • @adamkerman475
      @adamkerman475 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Drops out of the mortal plain)

  • @DJBaphomet
    @DJBaphomet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Chad save me a slice of that cherry pie, and a slice of that coffee." Me: Oh okay.

  • @Png_gaming
    @Png_gaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This only just appeared in my recommended, I genuinely thought from the quality of this video that it was a recent creation.

  • @lionobama1397
    @lionobama1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:46 I sensed the force from that punch like the shockwave blowing away the sweat from those 2 mighty punches

  • @FrameDodge
    @FrameDodge 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Your facial expressions are streets ahead of what anyone else in SFM is doing.

  • @ProfessorChaosStrkes
    @ProfessorChaosStrkes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love all these original SFM shorts you're making, all of them I've seen so far have been hilarious, and you're a great animator. keep up the good work!

  • @VermissaErmine
    @VermissaErmine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Man, I can't wait for the rest of this, when the story devolves into unrelated anecdotes that go nowhere and contribute nothing, like when The Sniper starts make-believing an alternate history Cival War, and when Scouts Mom suffers a mental break and gains super powers and goes back to high school.
    It's gonna add so much to the story!

  • @absolutcabbagery3661
    @absolutcabbagery3661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Spy without a mask confounds me

  • @electric_vine
    @electric_vine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i love how he says "I *actually* did nothin'."

  • @cheekystudios2520
    @cheekystudios2520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "This man had his murder confession hidden in his nail this whole time."
    Uhh...does that..make sense in the mind of Tipsy Duck...?

    • @beezy5628
      @beezy5628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheeky Studios No it makes sense to David Lynch though

    • @atmosrex7126
      @atmosrex7126 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aizobnomrag

  • @talkaboutnothing3316
    @talkaboutnothing3316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    wow, i only just realised how good the animation is. must have been distracted be how funny this is. seems like you put a lot of thought and effort into making this, it shows! :)

  • @MooImABunny
    @MooImABunny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    waiting for the scout to trip on the suitcase....yesss

  • @vanderkarl3927
    @vanderkarl3927 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been periodically quoting "Save me a slice of that pie, and a slice of that coffee" for seven years. This one really was an instant classic

  • @kingofhearts3831
    @kingofhearts3831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These are funniest when you watch them at 3 am after chugging half a bottle of chocolate syrup with a friend.

    • @Whey-men
      @Whey-men 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's even better when you're eating marshmallows

  • @craigtrautmanjr9393
    @craigtrautmanjr9393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've only started to watch twin peaks now, and when I saw that cooper was reaching into Laura's fingernail, I was actually on the edge of my seat more than what a normal person would be because I was actually unsure if cooper was going to actually pull out a murder confession from her nail. From what I heard of the show, it seemed plausible.

  • @Willt41
    @Willt41 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It is happening again ... It is happening again.

  • @doivnjoijf814
    @doivnjoijf814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I might as well drop out as I did drop in!"
    *Falls through the floor, falls from the ceiling and flops onto the floor*

  • @plastiktuten3866
    @plastiktuten3866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve watched this four times, and it gets better every time.

  • @petrifiedtoaster8572
    @petrifiedtoaster8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "This man has taken keen to the path of the psycho" I just love that line.

  • @francescofulghieri9608
    @francescofulghieri9608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The slapstick is so great.

  • @stonethemason12
    @stonethemason12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "hmm, that'll kill ya"
    No one is talking about this line

  • @aradiati0n
    @aradiati0n 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gentlemen, get this man a slice of handcuffs and...well...give him a slice of arrest.

  • @aAaAAA-ppgg
    @aAaAAA-ppgg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved Twin Peaks when I saw it. Thanks for this throwback. Lovely!

  • @sieg6012
    @sieg6012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have no idea why but I always seem to end up back here rewatching this video at least twice a year.