Mann Co.: Employee Training Video [Saxxy 2017]

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  • @amartyapandit
    @amartyapandit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10076

    Fun fact : That employee model is actually a younger interpretation of the spy when he was in his 20s-30s and met scouts mom. (That employee is a spy!)

    • @saltysatan4299
      @saltysatan4299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      Didn’t meet the spy have Spy in a mask with scout’s mother? It looked like the older age model there.

    • @flaco3462
      @flaco3462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      holy shit i knew he looked like spy

    • @NoName19402
      @NoName19402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No no way

    • @lighted_4854
      @lighted_4854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A SPY >:(

    • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
      @barrysteakfriessimp_real 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      no wonder he looks a little like scout.

  • @comradep8519
    @comradep8519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6976

    i like that there's literally no training in this video, just human rights violations

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Sounds about right

    • @youtubeuserdan4017
      @youtubeuserdan4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Who's the character in your avatar?

    • @comradep8519
      @comradep8519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@youtubeuserdan4017 as far as i know this isn't any real character, just doomer drawn in an anime style

    • @youtubeuserdan4017
      @youtubeuserdan4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@comradep8519 Thanks for replying I guess.

    • @mihan2d
      @mihan2d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The human rights violation here is so bad, it violates even the human lefts!

  • @A4amad3us
    @A4amad3us 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5769

    “Don’t even get me started on the beer.”
    *”It’s full of lead.”*

    • @eddiesmagiccookies5050
      @eddiesmagiccookies5050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      It helps the employees relax from the terrible working conditions

    • @1994CivicGLi
      @1994CivicGLi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      *_remember, lead is a vital mineral_*

    • @youugly7760
      @youugly7760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@1994CivicGLi NUT

    • @spycookie6174
      @spycookie6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A fair price.

    • @YoutubeCommonman_Totas
      @YoutubeCommonman_Totas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "But hey if iron makes you strong, why not lead"
      -young Spy

  • @pieguy6992
    @pieguy6992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7866

    *L E A D I S A V I T A L M I N E R A L*

    • @whosthetank777
      @whosthetank777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Im #666 :o

    • @Penguin-1966
      @Penguin-1966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I just want to go home to my mommy and daddy :(

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Penguin-1966 *unnerving stare*

    • @MM7890
      @MM7890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@whosthetank777 hmmm. pentagram, now.

    • @joshdotjpeg04
      @joshdotjpeg04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Brandelwyn "I mean... _I want the world health organization to recognize that lead is a vital mineral"_

  • @ltsme_You
    @ltsme_You 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4419

    I can now see why the complaint department is so quiet

    • @DragonFrostFires
      @DragonFrostFires 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Don't try to get in there

    • @zonecalibur372
      @zonecalibur372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Because it’s a perfect company with no downsides

    • @Metal_Enjoyer
      @Metal_Enjoyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You Soundproof walls

    • @kevinwetherell1748
      @kevinwetherell1748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Agentflash18462
      And a “non disclosure” policy
      Shown at 4:36

    • @mrmrmr672
      @mrmrmr672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Scout was just there to see Ms Pauling

  • @saamjaza1742
    @saamjaza1742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3624

    "I know what you're thinking..." *Drops the gun*
    "I couldn't agree more. Let's move on."
    I lost it there.

    • @brittondallape5662
      @brittondallape5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know

    • @patricktrowell7115
      @patricktrowell7115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      oof I didn't even see the fun the first time-

    • @therabbidt
      @therabbidt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theinvisiblebrick636 minerals*

    • @reudaniel4776
      @reudaniel4776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@theinvisiblebrick636 if you put subtitles on when he stares at the kid it says demon inside employee

    • @reudaniel4776
      @reudaniel4776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And there is some secret writing in there aswell

  • @connemignonne
    @connemignonne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3071

    "I took you for more of a mouthbreather"
    that line made the video

    • @MrMegaSuperBoy
      @MrMegaSuperBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      what does that line mean?

    • @brittanythompson4246
      @brittanythompson4246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@MrMegaSuperBoy calling someone a mouth breather is essentially calling them an uncultured idiot

    • @TheRhinoRush
      @TheRhinoRush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brittany Thompson also a dumbass for short

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I do both mouthbreathing AND nosebreathing

    • @Dryfloorsign
      @Dryfloorsign 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrMegaSuperBoy either a dumb person or someone who had a garbage sinus

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9668

    >didnt win
    >didnt even get finalist
    the saxxys are rigged

    • @sandwichboy1268
      @sandwichboy1268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +903

      Well, there was a pedo joke in there, and that probably turned valve off

    • @ethetic_1128
      @ethetic_1128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      Didn't win you say? I think that I'm going to go to the Complaint Department.

    • @Red_24
      @Red_24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      WAIT NO NOT IN THERE

    • @juanespin5527
      @juanespin5527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Red_24 Five or Four Late m8

    • @jollygrapefruit786
      @jollygrapefruit786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Probably because the mouth animation looks so uncanny.

  • @thelamergamer1894
    @thelamergamer1894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7352

    You could say the old man's spirit thrusted itself inside Olivia and worked her from the inside...
    *In the most wholesome way possible.*

    • @floweydreemurr33
      @floweydreemurr33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      That part got me, in the Video.

    • @TheStrayHALOMAN
      @TheStrayHALOMAN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      @Simple Weirdo FBI = Friends Behind the Industry for Mann Co

    • @alphanumeric6582
      @alphanumeric6582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lol me too

    • @pissedoffturtle7333
      @pissedoffturtle7333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      *In the most holesome way possible.*

    • @ArguablyTheWorst
      @ArguablyTheWorst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      *This is why this video did not win a saxxy, or even come as a finalist*
      It's a great joke but there's no way the tf2 team is going to approach anything ''edgy''

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    Not sure why the cameraman got a shot of the Instructor giving the kid a deathstare...
    Probably wouldn't help them with Make-a-wish foundation.

    • @fireblast133
      @fireblast133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      oh please, they keep secrets from the government, of course the video is employees only

    • @danmarkers9353
      @danmarkers9353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It is their way of a threat twoards makeawish by saying "We are not afraid to kill these kids"

    • @mrawesomecool8191
      @mrawesomecool8191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      U have to turn on the subtitles

    • @thecameraman_arras
      @thecameraman_arras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah it was really awkward
      We just.. stared at each other

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep thoughts like that to yourself young man

  • @ParanoidParamour
    @ParanoidParamour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2760

    “You think one man could fill all those jars needed in battle?”
    Sniper: *Watch and learn!*

    • @MiguelPalmaresjr.
      @MiguelPalmaresjr. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol

    • @kim-gq3fy
      @kim-gq3fy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Meet the jarate proves this guy wrong

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, don’t you think all that piss WOULDN’T kill sniper? The most recent one is no. 800

    • @jermastwin2676
      @jermastwin2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@docrofreborn7497 Sniper has enlarged livers, so he probably could make all that Jarate.

    • @persontheguyman223
      @persontheguyman223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@docrofreborn7497 no not really

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2637

    I can't bring myself to trust a man with lifeless doll eyes who wears his pants that high, but I guess if He was Employee of the Month for twenty-four straight months...

    • @danmarkers9353
      @danmarkers9353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      2 Straight years jesus this man needs a day of- WAIT NO PLEASE DON'T KILL M- *gunshot*

    • @Icortherainwing
      @Icortherainwing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And this is why we are without accidents, right?

    • @sergeantnerfsalot2784
      @sergeantnerfsalot2784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I bet he killed his way to the top

    • @taiteraide
      @taiteraide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sergeantnerfsalot2784 he backstabbed his way to the top

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@taiteraide he kinda looks like the spy

  • @GermanPeter
    @GermanPeter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1843

    That employee model... that's right in the uncanny valley.

    • @lavaball1116
      @lavaball1116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GermanPeter hi

    • @somerandompeep7017
      @somerandompeep7017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      oh hi peter

    • @CheeseChurger
      @CheeseChurger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      if you look in his mouth you can see metal

    • @Alex-rn3jv
      @Alex-rn3jv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GermanPeter hallo

    • @drterminator
      @drterminator 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GermanPeter guten tag Mein freund

  • @CritVA
    @CritVA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4015

    Fun fact: that guy is the younger version of the spy.

    • @voyatoran6872
      @voyatoran6872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Critickage VA hah

    • @BadCompanyGaming
      @BadCompanyGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Woah really?

    • @1classikai
      @1classikai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I see it

    • @1classikai
      @1classikai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      TD4Dash Are you talking about the kid in the hospital bed? Bc that is the kid who stabbed Old Nick in "A Smissmas Story" but I don't think that's who they meant, I think they were talking about the employee

    • @busteronlyfullscreenmode
      @busteronlyfullscreenmode 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Fun fact: OP is a lying sack of sexy shit

  • @mattsalafia9921
    @mattsalafia9921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    This perfectly captures what Mann co would be like if it was real

    • @CatboyRanger
      @CatboyRanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If Saxton was in charge, no
      Since Olivia is in charge, yah you're right

    • @persontheguyman223
      @persontheguyman223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CatboyRanger it is going to change but some of it wont idk about the piss collection but he seems like an ok ceo besides the overpricing

  • @indigo2446
    @indigo2446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    Use dying children with the Make a Wish foundation to keep Mann Co. alive... holy shit whoever figured out how to do that is a genius!

    • @nicoleboudreau2646
      @nicoleboudreau2646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Probably a reference to Aperture science's Take a Wish Foundation

    • @GonnaDieNever
      @GonnaDieNever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      why do you think he's been employee of the month 24 months straight.

    • @nimmy56
      @nimmy56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tancread of Galilee 24 CONSECUTIVE months straight

    • @kemistree.
      @kemistree. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really want to like, but you have 666 likes rn. So I can't.

    • @blockskullgaming8333
      @blockskullgaming8333 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love how the likes or even wanting to tell the police: 911 likes😂😂😂

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4254

    Wonderfully dark,
    In fact Its so good
    That i might call the cops for the gray mann part.

    • @inspectorjavert9868
      @inspectorjavert9868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      THRUSTED HIMSELF INSIDE OLIVIA

    • @ultrixsoma2736
      @ultrixsoma2736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I can already see the fan SFM gifs spawning from that one part.

    • @mr.glitchyypants8108
      @mr.glitchyypants8108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It is dark like Australian Christmas, so it dose fit into the universe

    • @Janfon1
      @Janfon1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ultrix soma They already exist. Checked the rule34.paheal lately?

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HELL SPOON and the Complain Department

  • @keithkania3810
    @keithkania3810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    1:07 I like how he reacts like “ Oh Shi-“

  • @BoberBoomMan
    @BoberBoomMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1555

    "You could say the old man's spirit thrusted itself inside olivia and worked her from the inside" Oook calm down their Shädman

    • @Zoxide_
      @Zoxide_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ChaosmakerTV > shadman

    • @kagiazzm8640
      @kagiazzm8640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaahahhahaah

    • @eliczek6142
      @eliczek6142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Shädman=Hitler that got the artist diploma.

    • @getajobmate1281
      @getajobmate1281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@UshankaMaster holy shit me too

    • @sSonicthegreat
      @sSonicthegreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pediphile

  • @globules804
    @globules804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3098

    2:53 He's so mad that his hairline is shaking

    • @butWhyDad
      @butWhyDad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Yeah the only part that was actually funny.

    • @charthegamer76
      @charthegamer76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Max Baranek lol

    • @marshmallowlemons6118
      @marshmallowlemons6118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Max Baranek XDDDD OMG I DIDNT NOTICE THAT

    • @thatladoverthere7075
      @thatladoverthere7075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That profile picture really suits this comment

    • @HarpyMutt
      @HarpyMutt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I LOST IT AT THAT

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    “I had you pinned as more of an mouth-breather.”
    **chokes on soup**

  • @Laheltons
    @Laheltons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    RIP Scout. All he wanted was Miss Pauling.

    • @olive6942
      @olive6942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      good think they can respawn

    • @gordondina5605
      @gordondina5605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crabs are People Do you are have stupid

    • @olive6942
      @olive6942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gordondina5605 no u

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gordondina5605 r/wouos!?!?!aa /s

    • @robopope7584
      @robopope7584 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope Nope r/ihadastroke

  • @tempname8263
    @tempname8263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2073

    As a highly professional biochemist I confirm, lead is essential mineral for bone disassembly.

    • @thecosmicundead6894
      @thecosmicundead6894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      LEAD IS A VITAL MATERIAL
      To lead poisoning

    • @bewarious8348
      @bewarious8348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Lead can lead to lead poisoning.
      I'll lead myself out.

    • @АлександрМиранович-п9с
      @АлександрМиранович-п9с 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Aw come on, people. Everybody knows, that lead poisoning can happen only if lead comes into your body in portions of at least 9mm and more.

    • @NickCMOS
      @NickCMOS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @serbian_knife_fight
      @serbian_knife_fight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      As a highly diseased dying child, I can also confirm that lead is a vital mineral

  • @joshdotjpeg04
    @joshdotjpeg04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2109

    "Why do we have it in the first place?"
    **muffled bang**
    "Workplace requirements!"

    • @calcultorium6811
      @calcultorium6811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I can imagine this at every job

    • @andrewbacon7042
      @andrewbacon7042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Literally the Russian military complaint department

    • @TT-xl3du
      @TT-xl3du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought it was gas

    • @camerasinthecorner7259
      @camerasinthecorner7259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally Twitter

    • @snower7648
      @snower7648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You could say it’s *cough cough* DEAD SILENT!

  • @Mr_Pewpy_But-Whole
    @Mr_Pewpy_But-Whole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    we need a Team Fortress Adult Swim TV Show

    • @spacecore2972
      @spacecore2972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      there’s a whole deal with that
      in short, valve is a selfish ass hole and adult swim just ended up saying no

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@spacecore2972 Adult Swim. The same network that ran two seasons of 12 Oz. Mouse, a series that cut so many corners it was animated on scrap paper. Turned down a show. All of my what.

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@vsgfilmgroup Valve took too long producing the show (Expiration date was apparently the pilot) so Adult Swim said fuck it.

    • @TheTrueSpottedStripe
      @TheTrueSpottedStripe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@NEETKitten So Adult Swim prefers quantity over quality.

    • @tetrakotone
      @tetrakotone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@NEETKitten Wait, that happened? that's really stupid... TF2 has insanely great plot arcs/characters for a first person shooter...

  • @fcnth
    @fcnth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3475

    According to auto-captions 1:02 says "why not poison our throats a little"
    Auto-captions knows what's up.

    • @haywar1543
      @haywar1543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      lol yeah.

    • @Steven_uebfbfichb88
      @Steven_uebfbfichb88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      FreakerCamper i

    • @amatpersona8776
      @amatpersona8776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lmao

    • @jarodgiguere2363
      @jarodgiguere2363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      wow you have a sharp eye

    • @armydillo1013
      @armydillo1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Wonder if it's using the context ("lead", a poisonous element) to more accurately give subtitles. Would be pretty clever.

  • @SK-ib5hi
    @SK-ib5hi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love how this character fits perfectly into the TF2 world.
    Even though the model used is a unmasked spy.

  • @subjectdelta7210
    @subjectdelta7210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3381

    You misspelled “valve” employee training video

    • @olive6942
      @olive6942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      dude careful

    • @thebluejintythomasthetanke587
      @thebluejintythomasthetanke587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      They might come for you

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      They don't pay u to think, they pay u to work

    • @melvinhotdogman6926
      @melvinhotdogman6926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Hello Value Customer
      We Heard Red Flaggings Up On You’re Comment
      We Would’ve Like to Meet you’re Home Thank you

    • @azzor4134
      @azzor4134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This is why it didn't win the saxxy awards

  • @Alice_Sprinkles
    @Alice_Sprinkles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    This wasn't even a finalist!?? More people should've voted for it I suppose.

    • @Crowborn
      @Crowborn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Tavish DeGroot its an amazing video but Valve wouldnt allow its crude humour to be elected. Sadly ):

    • @undercover1790
      @undercover1790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Still if it gotten to finalist, it could have won a Saxxy

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I doubt the crude humor was the reason it wasn't chosen, this is on par with Portal 2. It must have been copyright issues if anything.

    • @damidgetutubes1771
      @damidgetutubes1771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Kyros Droztamyr. Why are people shitting on the end of the line animation?

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +damidget
      because people who can't get why tf2 is slowly dropping in playercount don't get what the problem is
      (psst. It's complainers like kyros in the community)

  • @slightlyistorical1776
    @slightlyistorical1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    4:03 That image gets infinitely more funnier when you picture Demoman being pulled to the side by Mann Co. and told to pose for a picture in the most stylish way possible. His face had me laughing out loud

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why is 176 oddly satisfying

    • @El.fish.the.chocolate
      @El.fish.the.chocolate หลายเดือนก่อน

      Isn't he stylish though?

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4250

    "Mann Co!
    We put "fun" in "deadly lead poisoning"."

    • @yabbles617
      @yabbles617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Fun is actually an acronym for:
      F-deadly
      U-lead
      N-poisoning

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Yabbles the Forbidden One
      Acronym Department is at it again.

    • @hattu7924
      @hattu7924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      deaFdly
      leaUd
      poiNsoning

    • @fireballftw-
      @fireballftw- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You got 1 of the letters at least

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smiley the Smile great motto right there

  • @corruptedmilk2481
    @corruptedmilk2481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    A lot of SFM comedy videos/entries seem contrived a lot of the time
    But this is genuinely, really funny, with well written jokes and does the "Evil company training video" trope really, really well
    Kudos

  • @duckmaneuvers
    @duckmaneuvers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    1:03
    Is this a reference to that weird game "The Town With No Name" where the player asks a bartender for a drink?
    Because lmao, there's a small minigame there where you have to click on a speeding drink and if you didn't click it on time, it slides to the edge and break

    • @kainezillah
      @kainezillah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm pretty sure that happens in real life too.

    • @Watrmeln
      @Watrmeln 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Gimme a drink bartender

    • @jenextra
      @jenextra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not a reference just an old joke.

    • @atonofhats2185
      @atonofhats2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No, turn on captions and it says it is

    • @adamtaurus7840
      @adamtaurus7840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *give me a drink bartender*

  • @Wimbleknob
    @Wimbleknob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I can never get enough of your dark and semi-autobiographical, allegorical videos

  • @veroist_
    @veroist_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    2:53 Spy mains after the Jungle Inferno

  • @uc22_swo1p
    @uc22_swo1p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Don’t even get me started on the comments.
    It’s full of plagiarism.

    • @fork2309
      @fork2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don’t even get me started on the comments.
      It’s full of plagiarism.

    • @giphe
      @giphe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don’t even get me started on the comments.
      It’s full of plagiarism.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't even get me started on the comments.
      It's full of plagiarism.

    • @interstellarkitten6487
      @interstellarkitten6487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don’t even get me started on the comments.
      It’s full if plagiarism.

    • @numbers4851
      @numbers4851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don’t even get me started on the comments.
      It’s full of plagiarism.

  • @elixir3790
    @elixir3790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    This is so legit, SUPER cheesy music, "Dramatic" zooms, and Charity funds.

    • @elixir3790
      @elixir3790 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy crap! Thank you all for 300 likes! 😱

  • @quantumblauthor7300
    @quantumblauthor7300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    "all those three-letter corporations"
    So, like, FBI, KGB, CIA, CSI, SCP, MIB, ETC.
    Edit: you guys _must_ be running out of letters at this point, surely.
    Edit 2: 26^3 possible permutations. We're gonna be at this for a long time.

  • @gamingseizure
    @gamingseizure ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love the fact that the main facility is so ridiculously large that it leaves a lot to the imagination, imagine all of the pointless rooms they have in there!

  • @Orthros
    @Orthros 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    This video makes fun of all the best parts of TF2 in the best way possible. It recaptures the old, stupid, all-nonsense hilarity that the game had back in the day, and still shows today (though not as much, sadly.) The animations weren't perfect, but you make up for it with the nonstop humor. If it doesn't win, I'll be very disappointed. You've got my vote!

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It wasn't even a finalist

  • @Erreul
    @Erreul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Funny, I had you pegged as a mouth breather.

  • @drweedmaster6615
    @drweedmaster6615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    “Be curious, not Bi curious”
    LOL
    0:12

    • @SanSan....
      @SanSan.... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That image...

    • @littlesamu5920
      @littlesamu5920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Stop homosexual harassment on thr workplace"
      e x c u s e m e ?

    • @ZeroTheHunter
      @ZeroTheHunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gotta say, that medic is having the time of his live slamming those *cheeks* lmao

    • @Anno888
      @Anno888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So hes having good time with HIV

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@littlesamu5920 based

  • @requ1emYBA
    @requ1emYBA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Judges: You know what, this seems pretty saxxy award winning!
    *3:48** comes along*

  • @whyareyougay4630
    @whyareyougay4630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    1:06
    "Bring me a drink, bartender"

  • @billybong8248
    @billybong8248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    4:17 As soon as he said that i got a call on discord

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Current objective: Survive

  • @johnlance5002
    @johnlance5002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I'm surprised they didn't make a pun about Olivia being "the last Mann standing"

    • @roboepic3434
      @roboepic3434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because she the last WOMANN

    • @CoCoCo1212
      @CoCoCo1212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would have been too easy....or maybe they just missed it. Lol

    • @suntzu1409
      @suntzu1409 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because she was a woMANN ☕☕
      woMANN ☕☕☕☕

  • @stefan6347
    @stefan6347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "Hit me bartender!"
    Hehe, Town With No Name reference

    • @possums154
      @possums154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i expected the bartender to actually go over and smack him upside the head

    • @jermastwin2676
      @jermastwin2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Give me a drink bartender.

    • @momoreview5555
      @momoreview5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

  • @johncarnett2668
    @johncarnett2668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This is actually amazing. The reason I say this? Listen to our little blood coughing genies pulse being read by that Vital Sign Machine (Yeah, that's what it's called): His pulse is nice and stable, and as soon as he stares at H I M, our little genies pulse wavelength becomes slightly shorter (Laymen's terms: Beeping noise is beeping more often haha beep go brrrrrrrr), which means he must be scared. Tipsy Duck has amazing attention to detail. 10/10!

  • @Joel-cv8vt
    @Joel-cv8vt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    This reminds me of aperture science.

    • @aidanwilliams6848
      @aidanwilliams6848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guard Boy yes very very V E R Y similar hmm 😐

    • @jakelovelyYT
      @jakelovelyYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aperture has got nothing on this

    • @olive6942
      @olive6942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jakelovelyYT Aperture, out of all three of the evil companies valve has made... is the most sane, no lead, to resonance cascades, just good ol radioactive folding chairs and and paying people to let them disassemble you

    • @jmstudios457
      @jmstudios457 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y e s

  • @killertails1244
    @killertails1244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    How much is the pay? I might be interested.

    • @adecentvideogameplayer8431
      @adecentvideogameplayer8431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Killer Tails12 somewhere between 10 and 17 *cough*cents*cough* an hou*cough*year*cough*

    • @killertails1244
      @killertails1244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A Decent Video Game Player What was that?

    • @RjGoombes
      @RjGoombes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      PFFFFFFT AHAHAHAAAAA! THE HELL IS A PAY?

    • @adecentvideogameplayer8431
      @adecentvideogameplayer8431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      RJ Goombes SSSSSHHHHHH! We have to at least give them the illusion of something!

    • @Wobble9000
      @Wobble9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Of course! We pay with our employees with experience, exposure and the necessary resources for survival that you will grow heavily dependent on as your lifetime contract signs away all your assets for the growth of Mann Co!

  • @toanuva6178
    @toanuva6178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “Do you think one person could fill these Jars? Think again”
    *Sees “Meat The Jarate” by Winglet*
    Me: I think YOU need to think again, Sir

    • @MasterIsabelle
      @MasterIsabelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We don’t pay you to think, we put you to work

  • @clay4910
    @clay4910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    4:35 scout probably just went in there to the complain department to see miss Pauling

    • @TheWeasel813
      @TheWeasel813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that isn't a scout, its a spy without his mask on

    • @squid-ink2628
      @squid-ink2628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That is scout. You can tell from the hair

    • @glitchyproxy6042
      @glitchyproxy6042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kurby Popopo And when he looks to press the button you can see his face is just like scout

    • @flaccidpancake352
      @flaccidpancake352 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was that a Expiration Date reference?

    • @sovietsoldier9501
      @sovietsoldier9501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its scouts head on spys body, its sfm modeling thingy

  • @random_dragon
    @random_dragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Ha ha! Don't even get me started on the beer!
    It's full of lead."

  • @stittshall1197
    @stittshall1197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    0:42 three letter agencies....huh...who are they let me guess FBI-CIA-ATF-DEA

  • @ShiroNyankotv
    @ShiroNyankotv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    ...WHY LEAD AND NOT...
    *drumroll*
    GRAVEL?

  • @juliano89
    @juliano89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Oh hey, it’s the janitor.

  • @nathanweast4397
    @nathanweast4397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Pretty sure the "complaints department" is linked to an Aperture testing room, hence the gas that's probably neurotoxin.

    • @whyareyougay4630
      @whyareyougay4630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the guy that entered the complaint department got shoot, sooo... not very Aperture-ish in my opinion

    • @maximillion322
      @maximillion322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@whyareyougay4630 he was just testing the Aperture Laboratories High Velocity Lead Delivery Device™️, in development to increase the rate at which lead can be delivered into the employee’s bloodstream.

  • @krahen7236
    @krahen7236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    i see it
    and i know its going to get dark

  • @murilofernandes7870
    @murilofernandes7870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This is so maniacally twisted and Creepy
    I LOVE IT

  • @spacecolossus9562
    @spacecolossus9562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This made me rethink the idea of playing TF2.
    And not in a good way.

  • @etherealandrew5838
    @etherealandrew5838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Where do I sign
    I am fucking serious bout dis

  • @Twidin-l7w
    @Twidin-l7w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    “They were like mirror images of each other, you could say the oldman thrusted imself inside Olivia working her from the inside... Of course in the most wholesome way” hehe yup wholesome ;)

    • @hatzgionule8109
      @hatzgionule8109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      👌❤👈

    • @thewingedhussars8394
      @thewingedhussars8394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!

    • @newerbroom1013
      @newerbroom1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Klerq *prison is just a room but whatever boats your float*

    • @miickydeath12
      @miickydeath12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Poshii性
      *_911 is also a number_*

    • @howlingdin9332
      @howlingdin9332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Couldn't it just mean he thrusted himself inside Olivia's mother?

  • @vtsuyosa8611
    @vtsuyosa8611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I fell asleep watching this, didn’t hear him talk for a while, woke back up to the creepy song and the pitch black darkness of my room, actually kinda scared me

  • @RockyyL
    @RockyyL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    *Don’t leave me again Tipsy, I love you*

  • @ziki3518
    @ziki3518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    0:34 Um i think that the rest of the train wont get passed.

    • @bumpercarz3781
      @bumpercarz3781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thats the point

    • @anthonyrinaldi1331
      @anthonyrinaldi1331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      We don't pay you to think.

    • @bumpercarz3781
      @bumpercarz3781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, tell that to the complaints department.

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi, I'm from the Mann Co. Repairs Department. Sadly I'm going to have to file an infraction on your record due to inciting thoughts which could lead to downsizing of our workforce. Security should arrive momentarily to remove you from the premises. Have a nice day!

  • @An-A-Quay
    @An-A-Quay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    1:26 me drinking my G-FUEL

  • @davybomb5481
    @davybomb5481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Makes me wish for a TF2 story mode

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Man, I've always really wanted a tf2 campaign since I first got into it

  • @GabedalfTheWhite
    @GabedalfTheWhite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Thrusting himself inside Oliva?
    Oh no

    • @mrschizo2837
      @mrschizo2837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And working her around from the inside...
      Oh God no.

    • @wick9427
      @wick9427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      it's in the most wholesome way possible guys, no worries!

    • @acupofcoffee7883
      @acupofcoffee7883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh dear...

    • @generalreclaimer2068
      @generalreclaimer2068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FBI OPEN UP!!!!

    • @thewingedhussars8394
      @thewingedhussars8394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Heavy the squid in a nutshell*

  • @Lily-Exclamation-Point
    @Lily-Exclamation-Point 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Someone: ranting about their day
    Me: 4:15

  • @minalora1
    @minalora1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    4:05 I regret glancing at the top right corner of the magazine...
    Now if only I could find page 37.

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      obviously #1 is the gibus

    • @wick9427
      @wick9427 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "my hat was a nazi" a tragic american horror story.

  • @aaronfaloon4186
    @aaronfaloon4186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "You have chosen or been chosen..."

  • @YoutubeCommonman_Totas
    @YoutubeCommonman_Totas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "But hey, if iron is strong is for you, why not lead"
    -young Spy

  • @rictuserectus6686
    @rictuserectus6686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The second I saw the video in my recommended feed with Tipsy as the creator, my first thought was:
    *Uh oh*

  • @Spherical1
    @Spherical1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    3:13, Still, angry.
    Why.

  • @wessmoore7894
    @wessmoore7894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    4:12
    This is what a true man of taste looks like.

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zesty Zucc
      Good one mate.

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You hear that
      Exactly
      This is our complaint department

  • @lordlang249
    @lordlang249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The death rate is higher than the pay.

  • @owenpope3505
    @owenpope3505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Man the next few months are gonna suck

  • @heyoyo10gaming4
    @heyoyo10gaming4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I like how the guy that went into the "Complain Department" (gud englef tfere) just gets shot

  • @kiwinisuki
    @kiwinisuki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:12
    Okay wow, I love that. I thought that the poster would go in a different direction, but I stopped and read the whole thing and I love it. The details in these videos and the dedication put in are always incredible. Thank you, Tipsy Duck.

  • @liliander567
    @liliander567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Now I know what your thinking...
    "Man that's fucked up"
    *I couldn't agree more!*

  • @dorksdomain8355
    @dorksdomain8355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Me: turns down the ac 0.0000000069 degrees
    My dad: 2:55

    • @jasonsorin1021
      @jasonsorin1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @3dsoup147
      @3dsoup147 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Stares at you with his hair clipping in and out*

  • @eyelessdwarfakatyler2tyler113
    @eyelessdwarfakatyler2tyler113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    4:35 Look at that poor guy

    • @tipsykirsche5026
      @tipsykirsche5026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Eyeless Dwarf I didn't even notice that

    • @kushine_
      @kushine_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      workplace requirements.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eyeless Dwarf yeh, Scout just got shot, 'cause he wanted to complain about there not being enough lead in his Bonk! Atomic Punch.

    • @JTHECOMENTER
      @JTHECOMENTER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that guy is the scout

    • @JTHECOMENTER
      @JTHECOMENTER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      was*

  • @RaccoonRevolution
    @RaccoonRevolution 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I’m guessing y’all don’t have dental.

    • @eyeroh5250
      @eyeroh5250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We have dental.
      The same way a deranged man won't shoot you if he had a gun.
      Just as long as you ask.
      we have dental
      just
      as long
      as
      you
      ask

    • @TriatorJoel
      @TriatorJoel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

    • @disjointed3239
      @disjointed3239 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good thinking! You should probably let them know next time you visit the complaints department.

  • @Maliciousmusicman
    @Maliciousmusicman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    All the undertones in this and the dark humor definitely deserve a Saxxy. Good job.

  • @thenguyengpham189
    @thenguyengpham189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Throwing PEE on people? *SNIPER INTENSIFIES*

    • @dinklebeaniealt
      @dinklebeaniealt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *j a r a t e*

    • @watcherdavid3158
      @watcherdavid3158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The day they make bullet jerates SNIPER GOES WILD THEY MAKE MACHET JERATES EVERY ONE DEAD

    • @javidmirza4584
      @javidmirza4584 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      superDavid El Rodriguez there are bullets jarate

    • @watcherdavid3158
      @watcherdavid3158 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      God holy ****

    • @fnafan19
      @fnafan19 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That makes them extremely agitated

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    BE CURIOUS
    NOT
    BI CURIOUS
    "While you may find pleasure in cupping another man's rosy cheeks with your hands, stop to think about the person attached to those cheeks."
    _Good advice._

  • @michaellewis7920
    @michaellewis7920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Causing reprehensible damage comparable to the Chernobyl accident,
    And other buzzwords that don’t really mean anything.

  • @LetoPartizan
    @LetoPartizan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    One question.
    Can I watch the hentai?
    My last job said no.

    • @sari7637
      @sari7637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Dell Conagher yes, yes you can.

    • @NetiZenpai
      @NetiZenpai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      jesus_christ42 It's Jesus himself!

    • @kylelockwood11
      @kylelockwood11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jesus tells words of wisdom for natsuki is jailbait

    • @habbit01
      @habbit01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Only if ur a janitor and is the only one in the building. Trust me I know

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

  • @Nikki-mp5nc
    @Nikki-mp5nc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This humor is amazing

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Be curious
    ***NOT***
    bi curious."
    Bloody brilliant 😂😂👏

  • @justsomebird4285
    @justsomebird4285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I couldn't agree more

  • @Ramo123ism
    @Ramo123ism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The only way this can get funnier is of Mann co was still run by Saxton Hale

    • @spynyi
      @spynyi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait Mann.co is no longer run by Saxton Hale? Huh i dident know

  • @Mr_MicChicken
    @Mr_MicChicken ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You think a single man could fill all those jars?"
    Sniper:
    (1:58)

  • @NOOLEm_
    @NOOLEm_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how you simulated rasterization efect on that magazine.

  • @lyricjam39
    @lyricjam39 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love the use of new models in this Saxxy season, feels like "tf2 universe" is expanding.

    • @bakedmiser5381
      @bakedmiser5381 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is

    • @bewarious8348
      @bewarious8348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean modified models, right? It's not a new model if it's not made by scratch 'cause I'm sure they just modified a Spy to make the Employee.

    • @lyricjam39
      @lyricjam39 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well yes I can see that it's a modified model, but what I mean is that it adds a more variety to "TF2 universe" than just using the same mercs over and over but with different hats and misc.

    • @bewarious8348
      @bewarious8348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, agreed. Feels great that the community's trying something brand new.

  • @alvaroespinosa4379
    @alvaroespinosa4379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "We are a company that keeps chasing the Sun beyond the horizon. You may think it's in vain because the earth is a sphere. But we don't pay you to think. We pay you to work. Now get to it, Employee!"

  • @hkpenguin6309
    @hkpenguin6309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well done, even in 2019 this is still funny as hell, these kinds of videos are wondefully made with a soul that never leaves

  • @fellucia28
    @fellucia28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Anyone thought this is gonna be one of those Spongebob training videos?
    No?just me?

    • @glitchyproxy6042
      @glitchyproxy6042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought that aswell when I saw the employee of the month and the intro, though I'm sad they didn't have a kid yelling something just like in the episode

  • @HenTheMenace
    @HenTheMenace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Made in 2018:
    Saxxy: yes let’s give him a 2017 saxxy

  • @Rev_Boneman
    @Rev_Boneman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    You win.