Bicycle Pee Break

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  • @stcywll
    @stcywll 12 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I tried doing this on a training rid once. I was riding on a quite road downhill and whipped it out and started peeing, problem was the hill flattened out and I came to a stop but still peeing in the middle of the road as cars were passing.

    • @yourmomthoughtthatlastnigh840
      @yourmomthoughtthatlastnigh840 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If I was one of those people in the car I would stick my head out of the window and open my mouth

    • @greenbery1
      @greenbery1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yourmomthoughtthatlastnigh840ew

    • @laylabailey-sg6mx
      @laylabailey-sg6mx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@yourmomthoughtthatlastnigh840 ew

    • @Caper_candy
      @Caper_candy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude I’m sorry about that that must suck

    • @JaydenRamkesar
      @JaydenRamkesar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If it was me 📸📸

  • @carljohnsoncj6896
    @carljohnsoncj6896 9 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    When i piss. I need to be somewhere that no1 sees me n no1 hears me piss. How did he do it

    • @4punk2zilla0
      @4punk2zilla0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Basicslomotion Get your body fully hydrated and you will be pissing like a race horse every 30 minutes.

    • @Lena-uh3ky
      @Lena-uh3ky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Basicslomotion tiny weener 😂

    • @jomangeee9180
      @jomangeee9180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lena-uh3ky lmaol

    • @blakerichards2522
      @blakerichards2522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate being pee shy it's so hard to get started if someone is beside me at the urinals like I don't get it how in the world did that man do that like 🤷

    • @user-vb6ky1mo9e
      @user-vb6ky1mo9e 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably age. Eventually you stop caring what other people think. ​@@blakerichards2522

  • @samwichhatecrusher8550
    @samwichhatecrusher8550 11 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I tried this the other night, on my way home from getting drunk. Worked like a charm, but some care is needed in order to avoid peeing all over yourself. Just make sure nobody's around!

  • @BorisG13
    @BorisG13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Aaand 14 years later this video’s time came, the TH-cam algorithm at it’s finest…

  • @KlunkerRider
    @KlunkerRider 14 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Ahhh, the pause that refreshes! LOL

  • @mrfunball5204
    @mrfunball5204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'd be worried my big fella would get caught in the chain 🐴

  • @bluemystic7502
    @bluemystic7502 12 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

  • @TimpBizkit
    @TimpBizkit 14 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    make sure you're not tailgating him at the time....
    I have a mate that used to blow out snot while cycling so I didn't ride too close behind

  • @TheSchitzSE
    @TheSchitzSE 12 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "one of the most interesting things"

  • @Gavreeli
    @Gavreeli 15 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm not impressed until he does this on a fixed gear

  • @machoman6969
    @machoman6969 ปีที่แล้ว

    TH-cam algorithm knows exactly what I like to see

  • @smicko77
    @smicko77 13 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    A whole new level of stage fright.

    • @hvhhjhv4766
      @hvhhjhv4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you still alive buddy?

    • @smicko77
      @smicko77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hvhhjhv4766 yep

  • @wrestlerstudmuffin
    @wrestlerstudmuffin 15 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i just keep holding it when biking no matter how much i drank before biking

  • @angusyounghero
    @angusyounghero 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    @firefurzz Dude you just sent my high into overdrive! I just lost a lung for laughing for a full five minutes!

  • @phishENchimps
    @phishENchimps 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    hmm. If I did it, My center of gravity would be much much lower.

  • @feg466
    @feg466 14 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    there is no such thing as a "timeout" in a bicycle race...LOL XD

  • @princessfunnies9089
    @princessfunnies9089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    So when he's about to pee they decide to film it yeah great idea

  • @Captnmolywop
    @Captnmolywop 13 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    talk about pissin in the wind!

  • @makyeebon
    @makyeebon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wouldn't have the coordination to pull that off I think. But never in a position that I had to try that.

  • @Gahddahffi
    @Gahddahffi 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Haha, funny how he took out his lil weenie right before he passed a bunch of MEN...

  • @dantrav101
    @dantrav101 14 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    0:28 you see his thing!

  • @AARRGGHHH
    @AARRGGHHH 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    lol - no - they don't "sweat it out".
    Many bicycle racers either whip it out (males) or pull the crotch of their shorts aside (females) and pee. Many professional bicyclists consider that too time consuming (and possibly rude to the person riding behind them), so the professionals pee their pants.

  • @bloodsord9
    @bloodsord9 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would just start going backwards

  • @TungstenKid
    @TungstenKid 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I could never do that because i've got a bashful bladder

  • @Pandaroused
    @Pandaroused หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How do you even pee in these suits? Like I would not show my wig wag I would just do it in black pants so no one notices and even if I don’t have black pants I would try not to get the pee in all pants and I would just use my sweater as a belt.

  • @bitcoin2235
    @bitcoin2235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    man...When I am standing at the pissoir and about to let loose and someone else comes right next to me....impossible

  • @alexkx8599
    @alexkx8599 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was the moment he had been waiting for and why he took this sport up in the first place! 🤣

  • @biodigitaljazz1
    @biodigitaljazz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "read a reddit comment" "surely theres a video of this" first video i find is remarkably distorted and pixelated at the most important moment

    • @MoonshineTheDragThing
      @MoonshineTheDragThing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There was a better one that I saw around 2010 - 2012 that I can't find. Try adding "before:2013" when searching for the video.

  • @TheSchweineferkel
    @TheSchweineferkel 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @SplatterMW2 then they have to chancge the offivial rules! Every 2 Hours is pee break for everyone, everyone has to stop right where they are. And exactly 5 minutes later they all start again. btw, of course I meant "invent", not invite!

  • @FinalFantasyAerith
    @FinalFantasyAerith 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how it s Trent Lowe Slipstream >.

  • @sid9221
    @sid9221 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Epic commentary

  • @SpiderRider3
    @SpiderRider3 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @SirJazz that's why he started to point the camera on the next cyclist. it's also the broadcast director's job to cut to a different camera if a cameraman films it anyways, so it's his fault too.

  • @pilantra2000
    @pilantra2000 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    and in the next video he will demonstrate how to take a dump in the saddle...

  • @UnchangeableBird
    @UnchangeableBird 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That dude has one small jimmy. He needs more beef to beef it up.

  • @dusenepodkrkem
    @dusenepodkrkem 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Excellent! Hot! Why did not the cameraman take it completed...

  • @rocklesson86
    @rocklesson86 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    "go up to your URL bar, put a Q between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go" When you are finished, check your email!

  • @SirJazz
    @SirJazz 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @SpiderRider3 yeah he is pointing away, but he shouldnt film him getting his croach out of his shorts in the first point, you right.

  • @checkouymydick
    @checkouymydick 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He was trying to make the guys behind him wipe-out

  • @siapasaja8967
    @siapasaja8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Title : bicycle pee break.
    1.1M people : *iNtErEsTiNg*

  • @lirhaff
    @lirhaff 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please, tell us how women athletes do it

    • @arfriedman4577
      @arfriedman4577 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's a yt video

  • @georgelouis6515
    @georgelouis6515 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I am guessing he bends side ways and pees off to the side. I also bet that he doesn't care what he pees on. He's focused on winning the race. I heard interviews where cyclists said they have been peed on while racing. I guess it doesn't matter. People make a big deal out of everything.

    • @Theyarewatchingmetoo
      @Theyarewatchingmetoo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah thats true we all should pee everywhere.
      This is ok. In the Bus, at the Bakersstore, in School, in the Pool, and in my Sink either !

    • @netfischer
      @netfischer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah. Pee is pretty sterile. It smells funky but thats about it.

    • @georgelouis6515
      @georgelouis6515 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Erden Mensch
      We should not pee everywhere! Boys and Men can pee on trees, in the weeds, in parking lots and on the walls outside. But there are plenty of bathrooms for women to make their way to. It's better for boys and men to pee outside because we aren't good at getting into the toilet. There are plenty of public bathrooms in public places. No one should piss in a bakery or a store!

    • @georgelouis6515
      @georgelouis6515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Modesty is not a masculine trait! No good can come from a society that pretends that Men don't have male genitals. There was a time when nudity was more acceptable and guess what, children know what gender they were. Girls knew that they were like mommy and boys knew they were like daddy. What's the big fucking deal? Why do we pretend that there is something wrong with our own species? If you think that's perverted contemplate this. Does clothing not cause perversion? Doesn't it make people immature and curious?

  • @TiedupProduction410
    @TiedupProduction410 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ...Or just relive yourself before and during breaks.

  • @Laurengaming16
    @Laurengaming16 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It’s small 💀

  • @baldness6862
    @baldness6862 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I be going in the Lil cuts and act like I’m on the phone

  • @davesfault
    @davesfault 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watch the chain mate!

  • @johnsonsa
    @johnsonsa 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is from the Tour of Missouri in St. Louis, I think 2008.

  • @Vdjperks
    @Vdjperks 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    weapon oil slick release..

  • @raliixaviero4674
    @raliixaviero4674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ok wtf total privacy invasion

  • @GoldeneSpeichen
    @GoldeneSpeichen 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does the Slo-Mo come from the station or was it your idea? Poor Trent having his junk displayed on TH-cam.

  • @ac83052
    @ac83052 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't see it

  • @lana7396
    @lana7396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a girl i just pee myself on the bike then i clean the mess it's easier that way.

  • @Biffbradford
    @Biffbradford 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And you wanted to be a bike mechanic for a pro team? LOL

  • @propyro85
    @propyro85 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    interesting, i figured he'd have pulled it out from the bottom of his shorts ... now I know.

  • @edits4lifee..
    @edits4lifee.. ปีที่แล้ว

    How would you do this as a girl? Reply ASAP

  • @kiddynamo41
    @kiddynamo41 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @TheSchweineferkel he probably did but i mean drinking as much as they probably do to stay hydrated plus riding for as long as they do, you're gonna run into a time to need to pee i would think.

  • @namekman01
    @namekman01 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @firefurzz you know....the sad part is i wana do that

  • @FBI-dk6dk
    @FBI-dk6dk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wouldnt the pee go right back onto his face and chest cause of wind and science sh*t?

  • @drewbolender888
    @drewbolender888 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    get in and out in 2 seconds

  • @BluuSkyz
    @BluuSkyz 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ive been on 5 hour rides and never felt the urge to pee.

    • @eagerbob
      @eagerbob ปีที่แล้ว

      wait until you are past 62...

    • @BluuSkyz
      @BluuSkyz ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know why I've said that 13 years ago because there were many times on short rides i needed to leak but long hard rides with lots of fluids where I didn't.@@eagerbob

  • @Kphomma
    @Kphomma 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait then why do I hear that people pee in their frames?

  • @ironmanc5
    @ironmanc5 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i tried it once and the rider behind rode over it !!!ouch

  • @bidefordrfc
    @bidefordrfc 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @firefurzz
    LMAO, you sir made my day!!!!

  • @shaharaeatmon3202
    @shaharaeatmon3202 ปีที่แล้ว

    He had to pee 😂😅

  • @gachamadeline16stephens83
    @gachamadeline16stephens83 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait what do you mean by Stream Chipotle?

  • @enemay
    @enemay 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well good thing it wasn't the number 2

  • @TheSchweineferkel
    @TheSchweineferkel 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @SplatterMW2 I think I have to invite some portable miniature toilet for the bikers and get very very rich!

  • @FreddyKruegerxx
    @FreddyKruegerxx 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    How DO u "go" while riding on the bike?

  • @BustDays
    @BustDays 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @firefurzz Shitting on your back tire would throw the shit up your back, not at someone behind you.

  • @davidglickstein5169
    @davidglickstein5169 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    poor drivers behind him get a golden shower 😅

  • @blng7597
    @blng7597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love it! Pee some more please

  • @celibuko
    @celibuko 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish I can do it seated in my car..

  • @Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush
    @Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @johnnylingwood Ahaha I guess youre right!

  • @adycollins5453
    @adycollins5453 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can see it!!

  • @beast141
    @beast141 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @aha45 He pulled the front down.

  • @Ahav05
    @Ahav05 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the great thing about being a man.

  • @spcoulson1575
    @spcoulson1575 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    maybe its just me, but id pee on the fans just for a laugh :D

  • @YesYesYoureRight
    @YesYesYoureRight 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shocking; they might try going to a department store or gas station.
    $500. fine in New South Wales.

  • @MrPomdownunder
    @MrPomdownunder 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    cameraman got a good eyeful ! Perhaps camerawoman !

  • @dantrav101
    @dantrav101 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @dantrav101 I Ment 0:28

  • @MrTimmyCahill
    @MrTimmyCahill 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine if he was riding into a strong wind whilst the guy behind him was closely slipstreaming. Yuck.

  • @killerwhale12120808
    @killerwhale12120808 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    his tinky-winky is tiny

  • @marlo916
    @marlo916 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah i tried this once, but my tip scraped the ground.

  • @felio182
    @felio182 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @siomaybakar haha i know mine does, specially during cycling,

  • @speaker00001
    @speaker00001 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    can the car assistance give them a bladder with a tube or a bottle or something. I guess is easier pissing on the ground

  • @daoodism
    @daoodism 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it's very rare to have to do this.. but it does happen. i would, on average pee on the bike, perhaps once per 40something race season.. it happens. better than at the start of a mtb or cross race. seen that too.. some time trialists and triathaletes just do on themselves.. there is so much on the line in the way of sponsorship and money and promotion, and you sacrifice so much to get a chance at a good result.. not the most interesting.. but it's part of the sport.

  • @felio182
    @felio182 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hahaha i would've peed on the guy infront and pass him :p

  • @OPEXOKOJI
    @OPEXOKOJI 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    главное на переднее колесо не нассать

  • @gymnast.3343
    @gymnast.3343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel so bad for him

  • @JamieDPS
    @JamieDPS 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @davidlankenau mine hit the asphalt.

  • @keeloo
    @keeloo 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol you'd think it's the misc on here,
    but 7th

  • @itsAJVD
    @itsAJVD 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ashatbracks what the heck. im just here to express common sense.

  • @mysterywerewolf4440
    @mysterywerewolf4440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m female(girl)and I’d do it but more privately and males(boys)look gross doing it but to be honest if they were not doing it I would kiss them

  • @Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush
    @Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ....What if you're a woman?

  • @boogiefever1985
    @boogiefever1985 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Schlong? I think you mean Shlort

  • @ChekItOrWrekIt
    @ChekItOrWrekIt 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @firefurzz Fuckin HILARIOUS>>>HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @nighhhhht
    @nighhhhht 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Remind me to never watch bicycling again.

  • @PedroTiradorLavandera
    @PedroTiradorLavandera 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lastima que no se vea

  • @chanChan-k6t
    @chanChan-k6t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:28 0.25x he’s

  • @marshmellokid9950
    @marshmellokid9950 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He’s smart

  • @supreemmdb2
    @supreemmdb2 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Id hate to lose the chance for $3.5 million (prize money) and potential sponcors just because i had to pee....