I tried doing this on a training rid once. I was riding on a quite road downhill and whipped it out and started peeing, problem was the hill flattened out and I came to a stop but still peeing in the middle of the road as cars were passing.
I hate being pee shy it's so hard to get started if someone is beside me at the urinals like I don't get it how in the world did that man do that like 🤷
I tried this the other night, on my way home from getting drunk. Worked like a charm, but some care is needed in order to avoid peeing all over yourself. Just make sure nobody's around!
lol - no - they don't "sweat it out". Many bicycle racers either whip it out (males) or pull the crotch of their shorts aside (females) and pee. Many professional bicyclists consider that too time consuming (and possibly rude to the person riding behind them), so the professionals pee their pants.
How do you even pee in these suits? Like I would not show my wig wag I would just do it in black pants so no one notices and even if I don’t have black pants I would try not to get the pee in all pants and I would just use my sweater as a belt.
@SplatterMW2 then they have to chancge the offivial rules! Every 2 Hours is pee break for everyone, everyone has to stop right where they are. And exactly 5 minutes later they all start again. btw, of course I meant "invent", not invite!
@SirJazz that's why he started to point the camera on the next cyclist. it's also the broadcast director's job to cut to a different camera if a cameraman films it anyways, so it's his fault too.
I am guessing he bends side ways and pees off to the side. I also bet that he doesn't care what he pees on. He's focused on winning the race. I heard interviews where cyclists said they have been peed on while racing. I guess it doesn't matter. People make a big deal out of everything.
Erden Mensch We should not pee everywhere! Boys and Men can pee on trees, in the weeds, in parking lots and on the walls outside. But there are plenty of bathrooms for women to make their way to. It's better for boys and men to pee outside because we aren't good at getting into the toilet. There are plenty of public bathrooms in public places. No one should piss in a bakery or a store!
Modesty is not a masculine trait! No good can come from a society that pretends that Men don't have male genitals. There was a time when nudity was more acceptable and guess what, children know what gender they were. Girls knew that they were like mommy and boys knew they were like daddy. What's the big fucking deal? Why do we pretend that there is something wrong with our own species? If you think that's perverted contemplate this. Does clothing not cause perversion? Doesn't it make people immature and curious?
@TheSchweineferkel he probably did but i mean drinking as much as they probably do to stay hydrated plus riding for as long as they do, you're gonna run into a time to need to pee i would think.
I don't know why I've said that 13 years ago because there were many times on short rides i needed to leak but long hard rides with lots of fluids where I didn't.@@eagerbob
it's very rare to have to do this.. but it does happen. i would, on average pee on the bike, perhaps once per 40something race season.. it happens. better than at the start of a mtb or cross race. seen that too.. some time trialists and triathaletes just do on themselves.. there is so much on the line in the way of sponsorship and money and promotion, and you sacrifice so much to get a chance at a good result.. not the most interesting.. but it's part of the sport.
I tried doing this on a training rid once. I was riding on a quite road downhill and whipped it out and started peeing, problem was the hill flattened out and I came to a stop but still peeing in the middle of the road as cars were passing.
If I was one of those people in the car I would stick my head out of the window and open my mouth
@@yourmomthoughtthatlastnigh840ew
@@yourmomthoughtthatlastnigh840 ew
Dude I’m sorry about that that must suck
If it was me 📸📸
When i piss. I need to be somewhere that no1 sees me n no1 hears me piss. How did he do it
Basicslomotion Get your body fully hydrated and you will be pissing like a race horse every 30 minutes.
Basicslomotion tiny weener 😂
@@Lena-uh3ky lmaol
I hate being pee shy it's so hard to get started if someone is beside me at the urinals like I don't get it how in the world did that man do that like 🤷
Probably age. Eventually you stop caring what other people think. @@blakerichards2522
I tried this the other night, on my way home from getting drunk. Worked like a charm, but some care is needed in order to avoid peeing all over yourself. Just make sure nobody's around!
Aaand 14 years later this video’s time came, the TH-cam algorithm at it’s finest…
Ahhh, the pause that refreshes! LOL
I'd be worried my big fella would get caught in the chain 🐴
xD
It means that its limp and slappy.
Whoa nelly
@@raphaelcentina8414 🤣🤣
If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.
Haha
make sure you're not tailgating him at the time....
I have a mate that used to blow out snot while cycling so I didn't ride too close behind
"one of the most interesting things"
I'm not impressed until he does this on a fixed gear
TH-cam algorithm knows exactly what I like to see
A whole new level of stage fright.
Are you still alive buddy?
@@hvhhjhv4766 yep
i just keep holding it when biking no matter how much i drank before biking
@firefurzz Dude you just sent my high into overdrive! I just lost a lung for laughing for a full five minutes!
hmm. If I did it, My center of gravity would be much much lower.
there is no such thing as a "timeout" in a bicycle race...LOL XD
So when he's about to pee they decide to film it yeah great idea
its so tiny it is still PG
Nigga wasn’t it already on live tv
Fuck you
I feel bad for him
talk about pissin in the wind!
Wouldn't have the coordination to pull that off I think. But never in a position that I had to try that.
Haha, funny how he took out his lil weenie right before he passed a bunch of MEN...
0:28 you see his thing!
0:28
like ok but who cares
0:27
No
It's very small
lol - no - they don't "sweat it out".
Many bicycle racers either whip it out (males) or pull the crotch of their shorts aside (females) and pee. Many professional bicyclists consider that too time consuming (and possibly rude to the person riding behind them), so the professionals pee their pants.
I would just start going backwards
I could never do that because i've got a bashful bladder
How do you even pee in these suits? Like I would not show my wig wag I would just do it in black pants so no one notices and even if I don’t have black pants I would try not to get the pee in all pants and I would just use my sweater as a belt.
man...When I am standing at the pissoir and about to let loose and someone else comes right next to me....impossible
This was the moment he had been waiting for and why he took this sport up in the first place! 🤣
"read a reddit comment" "surely theres a video of this" first video i find is remarkably distorted and pixelated at the most important moment
There was a better one that I saw around 2010 - 2012 that I can't find. Try adding "before:2013" when searching for the video.
@SplatterMW2 then they have to chancge the offivial rules! Every 2 Hours is pee break for everyone, everyone has to stop right where they are. And exactly 5 minutes later they all start again. btw, of course I meant "invent", not invite!
I love how it s Trent Lowe Slipstream >.
Epic commentary
@SirJazz that's why he started to point the camera on the next cyclist. it's also the broadcast director's job to cut to a different camera if a cameraman films it anyways, so it's his fault too.
and in the next video he will demonstrate how to take a dump in the saddle...
That dude has one small jimmy. He needs more beef to beef it up.
Excellent! Hot! Why did not the cameraman take it completed...
"go up to your URL bar, put a Q between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go" When you are finished, check your email!
@SpiderRider3 yeah he is pointing away, but he shouldnt film him getting his croach out of his shorts in the first point, you right.
He was trying to make the guys behind him wipe-out
Title : bicycle pee break.
1.1M people : *iNtErEsTiNg*
Please, tell us how women athletes do it
There's a yt video
I am guessing he bends side ways and pees off to the side. I also bet that he doesn't care what he pees on. He's focused on winning the race. I heard interviews where cyclists said they have been peed on while racing. I guess it doesn't matter. People make a big deal out of everything.
yeah thats true we all should pee everywhere.
This is ok. In the Bus, at the Bakersstore, in School, in the Pool, and in my Sink either !
yeah. Pee is pretty sterile. It smells funky but thats about it.
Erden Mensch
We should not pee everywhere! Boys and Men can pee on trees, in the weeds, in parking lots and on the walls outside. But there are plenty of bathrooms for women to make their way to. It's better for boys and men to pee outside because we aren't good at getting into the toilet. There are plenty of public bathrooms in public places. No one should piss in a bakery or a store!
Modesty is not a masculine trait! No good can come from a society that pretends that Men don't have male genitals. There was a time when nudity was more acceptable and guess what, children know what gender they were. Girls knew that they were like mommy and boys knew they were like daddy. What's the big fucking deal? Why do we pretend that there is something wrong with our own species? If you think that's perverted contemplate this. Does clothing not cause perversion? Doesn't it make people immature and curious?
...Or just relive yourself before and during breaks.
It’s small 💀
I be going in the Lil cuts and act like I’m on the phone
Watch the chain mate!
This is from the Tour of Missouri in St. Louis, I think 2008.
weapon oil slick release..
Ok wtf total privacy invasion
Does the Slo-Mo come from the station or was it your idea? Poor Trent having his junk displayed on TH-cam.
I can't see it
As a girl i just pee myself on the bike then i clean the mess it's easier that way.
And you wanted to be a bike mechanic for a pro team? LOL
interesting, i figured he'd have pulled it out from the bottom of his shorts ... now I know.
How would you do this as a girl? Reply ASAP
@TheSchweineferkel he probably did but i mean drinking as much as they probably do to stay hydrated plus riding for as long as they do, you're gonna run into a time to need to pee i would think.
@firefurzz you know....the sad part is i wana do that
Wouldnt the pee go right back onto his face and chest cause of wind and science sh*t?
get in and out in 2 seconds
ive been on 5 hour rides and never felt the urge to pee.
wait until you are past 62...
I don't know why I've said that 13 years ago because there were many times on short rides i needed to leak but long hard rides with lots of fluids where I didn't.@@eagerbob
Wait then why do I hear that people pee in their frames?
i tried it once and the rider behind rode over it !!!ouch
@firefurzz
LMAO, you sir made my day!!!!
He had to pee 😂😅
Wait what do you mean by Stream Chipotle?
Well good thing it wasn't the number 2
@SplatterMW2 I think I have to invite some portable miniature toilet for the bikers and get very very rich!
How DO u "go" while riding on the bike?
@firefurzz Shitting on your back tire would throw the shit up your back, not at someone behind you.
poor drivers behind him get a golden shower 😅
Love it! Pee some more please
Huh😂
I wish I can do it seated in my car..
Lol
@johnnylingwood Ahaha I guess youre right!
You can see it!!
@aha45 He pulled the front down.
the great thing about being a man.
maybe its just me, but id pee on the fans just for a laugh :D
wtf
pls get arrested
Shocking; they might try going to a department store or gas station.
$500. fine in New South Wales.
cameraman got a good eyeful ! Perhaps camerawoman !
@dantrav101 I Ment 0:28
Imagine if he was riding into a strong wind whilst the guy behind him was closely slipstreaming. Yuck.
his tinky-winky is tiny
yeah i tried this once, but my tip scraped the ground.
@siomaybakar haha i know mine does, specially during cycling,
can the car assistance give them a bladder with a tube or a bottle or something. I guess is easier pissing on the ground
it's very rare to have to do this.. but it does happen. i would, on average pee on the bike, perhaps once per 40something race season.. it happens. better than at the start of a mtb or cross race. seen that too.. some time trialists and triathaletes just do on themselves.. there is so much on the line in the way of sponsorship and money and promotion, and you sacrifice so much to get a chance at a good result.. not the most interesting.. but it's part of the sport.
hahaha i would've peed on the guy infront and pass him :p
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I feel so bad for him
@davidlankenau mine hit the asphalt.
lol you'd think it's the misc on here,
but 7th
@ashatbracks what the heck. im just here to express common sense.
I’m female(girl)and I’d do it but more privately and males(boys)look gross doing it but to be honest if they were not doing it I would kiss them
how old are you lmao
What????
....What if you're a woman?
Schlong? I think you mean Shlort
@firefurzz Fuckin HILARIOUS>>>HAHAHAHAHAHA
Remind me to never watch bicycling again.
Lastima que no se vea
0:28 0.25x he’s
He's so small 😅
He’s smart
Id hate to lose the chance for $3.5 million (prize money) and potential sponcors just because i had to pee....