[Vinesauce] Vinny - Awful Mobile Game Ads
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Michael Bay produced the ninja turtles French pickles commercial
Not really but I could believe that
Hey don't you know I have Lucky?!
Death road to canada
I...uh....you...what is this....nevermind.....
Vinny, The Flintstones was a prime time (8:30pm) cartoon aimed at adult audiences.
These ads are so primal. They gravitate around sex, food and kill. They feel like they were made by cavemen.
Are you implying they weren't made by a caveman ?
Considering the one where the woman throws a steak to a guy and they start dating, I'm certain they were.
I'm pretty sure comparing them to cavemen is an insult to our ancestry.
@@JeanMarceaux exactly real cavement were intelligent crafty and deep individuals just like native americans and modern hunter gatherer peoples, we have reasonable proof that even neanderthals were much so. This was actually made by knowing individuals playing a perverted system
@@JeanMarceaux This, cavemen were better
90% of these commercials formulas are just
1. Sexual Harassment
2. Bragging about power
3. Then, boom, zombie outta nowhere
4. Crap cat
And cheating, and peg pulling, and divorce...
Don't forget "single mom freezes to death" genre
"In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated."
The average indian grindset
35:38
I like to imagine the next time she invites someone over there's a conversation along the lines of
"Oh how's the baby been?"
"What baby? I've never had a baby there's no baby here and there never was. Anyway have you seen our new guest room?"
what about 1:01:18
shes just like "we dont talk about it"
Gaslight them before they gaslight you
There is no baby in Ba Sing Sa
I just love that she doesn't even donate anything. She's just like "throw it in the FUCKING trash"
22:03 The Sif battle theme starting immediately before it cuts off killed me
Jesus Crust 😂
crust
I had a pretty hard time fighting Sif
@@myarmsrgone Yeah, the eye sweat mechanics after doing the DLC is pretty tough
17:50
Vinny turns into Toad, Meat, and Walter White within seconds.
Sounded more like Eggman
also gollum
𝓦𝓗𝓐𝓣 𝓘𝓢 𝓣𝓗𝓘𝓢 𝓞𝓝𝓔
Lmao
More like EGGMAN at the end
i actually got fucking jumpscared at 37:26, it's actually like a genuine shitty creepypasta tape video
"My hair isn't tangled" it's like some pilotredsun animation stuff.
no fucking way that was an ad somebody just found i s2g a fan made that and sent it to vinny just to fuck with him
@@octanyl I’ve gotten that ad a a few times when playing modern mobile games. It’s very surreal, for sure.
Wdym that was fucking hilarious, a brilliant late to the party satire of Creepypastas...😩😩
@@aturchomicz821 saying it’s surreal doesn’t mean it’s bad, it just means it is strange. Being strange also isn’t inherently a bad thing.
13:14 he sniffed it so hard. Not even a single particle of fart went to waste
farticle
Cursed
Not a single KB of that fart was lost.
What's with these adds and fart sniffing anyway!? That's just gross.
I meeeeeann…
@@LieseFury N O
38:40 the idea that this ad could have been made by someone who doesn't know a single thing about SNK is so funny, just imagine someone importing these assets into source filmmaker and being like 'yeah, a cool guy and 3 girls with huge asses in a tf2 map, this is fine, no one will recognise these anyway.'
@Siper Especially because one of the characters in that add is supposed to be a minor.
@@namelesslang5909 kula is a minor? Doesn't snk sometimes sexualize her? The kof 13 intro had an ass shot and that one horny kof game that changed some of the male cast into sexualized females.
@@namelesslang5909 W h a t
@@namelesslang5909 oh oh ok
@Siper sounds about right.
They wouldn't want having terry looking like a pervert in an ad for one of their mobile games.
The horse ad is probably my favorite. Real “I shouldn’t have taken those 40 benadryls” vibes
That horse ad is a work of art
I hate when my horse dies because I brushed it unnecessarily. At least now I don't have to manually blink it anymore.
Words spoken moments before disaster: "what are you doing, my hair isn't 🇩angled"
Hate it when I brush my horse and it just ascends beyond the mortal realm
Someone in a different reply said it is something right out of a pilotredsun video and I cannot agree more. It's like you made a wrong move in a dream
36:48 til: brushing a horse that is perfectly healthy will instantly kill it and make the most unholy noise ever
he refused and left his plane of existence
@@apersonontheinternet7595 bro Annihilape type shit
As a hair brush, I can confirm this.
Digital horror be like
As someone who's taking horseback lessons, i can confirm
24:25 no way. This game made him so happy he turned british
Hey Charlie is an amazing actor. Need I remind you that he single handedly carried The Hunger Games.
17:50 Vinny unleashes 4 different personalities in the span of 10 seconds
the ¨can you do better?¨ kills me lmao
18:42 That "OH NO!" soundbite unlocked a core memory in me.
It reminds me of this toy train video that was on VHS and every time there was a crash that “OHNO” played.
♪Kid pix, kid pix, come on and play with kid pix~♪
@@clanofclams2720 Based Kid Pix enjoyer
kind of sounded like jobel
That bit killed me
The 1 second of Sif's Theme from Dark Souls in the ad at 22:02 as the boyfriend appears makes me laugh every time
Thank you
It caught me so off guard and I had to pause the video while I cry-laughed
It made me spit tea out of my nose
@@anonecki we call that sneezehell
You can thank that the one who submitted that clip had sent an edited cut-version. NOW the full ad continues as the bikini wearing boyfriend gets called to the caller and the caller tries to hit on the boyfriend and the concerned girlfriend got jealous of it.
43:17 and we’re ignoring how the cowboy not only made the pink dragon a maid but also made the green one his side bitch?
Smh... He could've had a true dragon maid, but now he can't!
@@kyuokuoholy shit you're right
17:56 Vinny starts transforming into Venom mid-sentence
36:48 The horse segment was legitimately scary. Somebody heard those sentences in their head and typed them in on a TTS program for "comedic" effect. I feel like we just took a deep dark dive in the developer's psyche.
That dev is fucked up
You can’t brush my hair it’s not tangled
Fucking dies
What was it even saying?
Also why does the horse need a dedicated manual-blinking system
@@BinglesP why wouldn’t it?
51:33 LMAO, literally EVERY fucking time there's a youtube poop, Sparta always finds a way in and Vinny always forgets
His unbridled anger from Sparta remixes always gets me, I can FEEL his rage when they come on.
SPARTAN RAGE
The absolute shittiness of the sparta remixes makes me lose my shit every single time
@@mostverticalproductions4808 "Like Clockwork Omegalul"
Bold and Brash is correct, because these ads are Bold and Brash in insanity
Also yes these seem like ytps
7:58 as a brazillian I can assure you our sword-wielding monkeys are completely harmless
That sounds like something a sword-wielding monkey would say!
Unless provoked, of course.
I miss the days of jetpack joyride and angry birds. Mobile gaming used to be so simple and good in concept and execution.
Remember when you just had your hill climb racing, angry birds, doodle jump, and like trucker joes?
The mobile game market was never taken seriously. We didn't care enough to gatekeep this schlock out of the marketso the smartest douchebags have gamed the fuck out of the system, and we all take continuous, scaling damage for it.
Fr. The only other good modern mobile games that are good is like. Sky Children of the Light.
Blocksworld, atleast before 2018
The only good mobile games left are usually ports of other good games on other platforms. Like Dicey Dungeons and such.
That "horse-caring game" ad seems like exactly the kind an unsuspecting child would see and then then feel scarred for life, and would scream at the ending. It's got the unsettling voice, the voice crying for help, and unsettling noises and imagery. Hell, most of these mobile ads are made for shock value, just to show people or to get people to download their (secretly match-3) game, and then we have this kind that is SPECIFICALLY FORMULATED to scare people.
Someone 15 years from now would find this video and go, "yup, that's the one I saw, and I had nightmares about it for months."
Dude, I'm a grown man and I feel like I'm going to die because I watched that.
it's one of those things where as you grow old you start questioning if it was real or just a fever dream you had.
Love how the corporations shit on average people for "mean language" or "sexual content" but shit like this slides and corporations don't get punished
Yeah I basically saw some movie that was like that but a guy dying from ass cancer and it fucked with me for a full week
dude that would have TERRIFIED me if I saw it as a kid omg
17:16 The sheer horror in his voice is the best part.
I'm immediately reminded of Ace Ventura 2
"Brian look out!"
Scary mammussy.
I love the complete non reaction to the caveman knocking unconscious and raping the two women but then going completely speechless at the mammoth part which was VERY CLEARLY played off as a dumb joke
@@SirDankleberry Dude's gonna have a broken pelvis after that mammussy.
Well thing is around the 50s, the flinstones wasn't targeted at kids directly. It was basically the 50s equivalent to something like The Simpsons cuz it was shown during primetime hours, but tv during that era was so sanitized you couldnt even show a toilet on screen.
That in mind, it's hilarious how it was considered ballsy for them to show Fred and Wilma in the same bed together
flinstones was for adults, yeah. working class family, they even did cigarette commercials with the flintstones
Adult content that’s mature but wholesome. Borderline unheard of now.
27:16 feels like it should be at level 5 of a lost media iceberg
The ad that starts at 27:16 feels like a memetic kill agent.
Can already feel my head turning inside out right now.
They're grooving
Cognitohazard alert
Its like a infection
Im dying from laughter what the hell is this ad
6:15 “I didn’t spend a penny, noob” is a power line
'I wasted my life and hours of time grinding away to get to the point a person who spends a couple hundred bucks can achieve in a few hours.'
@@art-cs6us You're just mad you spent a penny, nub.
@@bigman9341 wdym i don't play that garbage
smosh line
@@art-cs6us they didn't grind either, the character was just given away at the start to them which isn't bragworthy either lol
53:57 「Gentlemen, I think PENIS」
17:50
Vinny becomes 3 different things in 6 seconds,
He becomes Gollum, then a fish person, then Nigel Thornberry, incredible.
WHAT IS THIS ONE in the most undignified manner kills me
27:14 made me cry from how hard i was laughing, i was NOT expecting that meme to come out of no where
Apparently the chinese have recently discovered the ancient ooh yeah woo yeah meme and it became a huge thing over there in the last couple weeks
for me its really disturbing
Ooooh dude my cheeks are hurting trying to hold my laughter while at work 😂😂😂 the movement to the song just fucking kills me
That ad killed me; I was left wiping away tears.
SAME
56:23 I grew up in Las Vegas so to see Vinny react to an ad that I would see almost every day is a really surreal experience
Once a day huh... That's how often young men tend to do that kind of thing, the ad makers must have thought of that.
do you know why the Mariachi Sun has plumper ass-crack?
@@JacobKinsley no I think YOU thought of that all by yourself.
@@JacobKinsley normal TH-cam reply
@@JacobKinsley sounds like youre projecting just a little bit
The ad at 28:08 was initially a fairly good shit post but got progressively more disturbing as it went on 💀
Vinny, feeling the dorcelessness overcome him with each ad
Heyyyy I got that
Dorce can only ever be lost
Crazy to think some people feel teluge
53:13 I think this ytp+ is actually ironicly intelligent. It shows the Mario head with blue background and says "Sega," then as he's "moving on the ground," it cuts to the vampire on the ground at the woman's door. She opens it, then closes it on him. It's actually what a ytp would do
Also it has Double Dee who is intelligent
Not to mention that legendary moment at 53:58
Wow who would've thought that what Vinny loved most about the android trash segments was actually the ads
Only time he didn't have to play anything
my streamer stockholm'd ;_;
I feel like these ads are wilder than the ones from his android streams
Yeah because the actual games were fucking dreadful
yeah especially that one ad something about an x
Glad to see Elsagate lived on as adware.
Also, It’s funny seeing him miss a 1:1 Alex Mercer model and then from just a head he’s like “the small mario head sprite from mario 3 specifically”
He never played prototype.
26:26 they used the "Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream" music from Hypnospace Outlaw. This killed me
vinny just played that over the ad im pretty sure
I thought it was real for a hot minute and actually barked laughter like a hyena
All that was missing to make it worse was using the Silva gunner version.
18:43 I love when he laughs like that
Sounds like he’s dying.
I personally like 22:57
OH NO!
@@joshshrum2764 that’s the funny part, dudes even coughing from laughing so hard and I’ve had my fair share of doing that when hella funny thing
heyyy another doko demo issyo fan :D
24:09 Finally a Vinesauce Vinny and Penguinz0 crossover that we've been waiting for
Vinny and Charlie actually have several real collab videos in the past, if you’re interested
no
@@dyhall acc 4 phz
@@dyhall there's also the podcast vinny was a guest to
So weird hearing someone refer to him by his channel's actual name
35:38 is honestly a terrifying concept.
The ice cream animation at 12:44 was surprisingly well done
The Mafiatown ads have always had some quality to them. Well, as far as "cash sink mobile game" ads go.
ICE CREAM ISNT LIKE THAT.
ICE CREAM DOESNT AUTOMATICALLY TURN INTO LIQUID THAT FAST.
@@Burmilla.They presumably have experience with a different liquid
There's so many great parts, but I still want 5:40 as its own thing.
"WHO IS THIS IDIOT??!!!" with the audio peaking and his bad acting is great
Someone has to clip it and meme that yell because it has so much potential
"How can you cal him 'idiot'!? He just got LUCKY!" is also fucking gold...
the way it says “eeediot” reminds me of ren&stimpy
That entire ad is fantastic just for every actor trying their hardest not to have a Russian accent.
@@FanNotANerd That's just called a british accent
it's getting to a point where i legitimately think these ads are intentionally trying to be as vile and repulsive as humanly possible
It isn't obvious from the ad that literally opens with a dude gagging on smelly feet?
@@blueyosh43 and then goes to a shit filled sumo suit
And especially to piss people off too
I like your nebula pfp :0
Shock value
Are we gonna ignore how caterpie evolved into a rayquaza?
Pokemon but awesome
39:55 - I played this horrible game, you can't even actually kill yourself, they knew it was so easy that someone couldn't possibly kill themself
17:52 one of the best vinny reactions in a while
he channeled meat for a sec there
His real villain voice slipped
His inner meat escaped finally.
Gollum.
Genuine fight or flight response
35:48 just OBLITERATED my brain. I was just left going "WHAT" over and over what the genuine fuck
The way they just instantly replace everything in the baby room and it just goes "Penny & Flo... Finding Home!!!" afterward as if nothing happened
Not to mention the whole horse thing. That really is abandoned laundromat tape creepypasta found footage. The way the horse skull just turns to face you on a staircase with a halo is so bizarrely terrifying
jhon
@@handfulofmushrooms1135 seena
@@OfficialTMFM surprisingly, kinda close?
@@handfulofmushrooms1135 joooooooohn
Not only we have zombies, vampires, dead babies, fart and feet fetishes, but also and more importantly Mai Shiranui armpits. Truly a blessed segment.
17:50 Vinny turns into a draugr from Skyrim in response to foot fetish ad
27:15 I am convinced this entire section is used to activate Chinese sleeper agents lmao
36:48 does it for me, feels like I've been triggered to commit an MW2
It's like one of cryptic messages you have to play backwards to make sense of.
WW3 intensifies
*Kane and Lynch 2 soundtrack begins growing louder*
Bing chiiiiiling
22:57 Vinny's wheezing sounds like the sound effects those $9.99 graphic design animations came bundled with.
Sounded like a zipper
@@xtrithx4389 with your comment now I’m the one laughing so hard
Bro sounds like he's scratching a jacket or somethin
anybody noticed the uhh….. legal loli?
@@iamnotthatguy7166it's okay bro she's a 5000 year old dragon
34:35 Little does Vinny know, that it is the parents installing those apps, not the kids.
16:10 bruh the wind was so cold even the cameraman froze
48:37 Vinny reacting to SMG4 was the most non expected thing I saw today
Same
He did it!
I’m surprised (and impressed) he hasn’t lost his touch.
@@SonicPman Oh have you missed a LOT. One the arcs he did explained the cosmology of the world he created and provided a good amount of worldbuilding
Haven't seen Smg4 in ages
Unfortunately I'm a veteran fan
7:07 I love how Vinny was in absolute denial here
26:25 Surprised to hear "Granny Cream's hot butter ice cream" from Hypnospace in a random ass mobile ad
I've seen the running gorilla ad before and I'm 95% sure it's self aware and trolling
Definitely, it's the follow up of flying gorilla (which is real, I have gotten the ad for that)
Sounds like Dunkey
Ya same for flying gorilla.
The ads are satire and in a sense it makes them even funnier.
A have played flying gorila, never has gambling for bannanas been so much fun
It's legit the best one
38:50 Chat said this one was real and that SNK were NOT happy about it...
Nor were the fans, especially my friend who practically breathes King of Fighters. He basically explained to me almost CinemaSins style everything wrong with that ad!
Vinny telling Terry off was the funniest thing for me, just the way he tries to reason with him like an unruly child
Wdym by real? Is all the other just a dream
@@nutzeeber probably because it didn’t seem like an actual ad, but I guess it’s a real ad
@@nutzeeber ad for a game actually endorsed or developed by SNK, instead of a knockoff
I know Lily's Garden ads are absolutely wild, but I can't believe they made a Penny and Flo ad where she fucking kills a baby and hides all of the evidence of it ever existing with zero remorse.
58:37 all right kids that's enough SpongeBob for a month or so
"Have I ever told you the definition of Insanity"
Seriously though, I don't know what those kids are on, but I want it.
@@Mr.Jim248 pineapple under the sea og pack
35:51 Vinny's reaction to the infanticide simulator was spot on
That one doesn't make sense, though. She was clearly carrying clothes to the laundry room, which means she would have put them in the washer. There would be plenty of time to grab the baby before it finishes filling.
@@renakunisaki Yeah, _that's_ the part that doesn't make sense.
@@renakunisaki you can’t expect common sense in mobile game ads...
@@renakunisaki You are forgetting the aspect that you are assuming it was accidental, dude. This kind of shit has happened in real life and it was filed as "harmless accident" and nobody got punished and the parents move on with a new hobby or buy a boat or something else. it's not a "haha funny" joke, it really happens. It's also happened to dogs and cats too.
@@HuskyGamersUNITE its true it happened to me luckily i escaped the washing machine on my own
The Reddit ads for State of Survival used to be captioned with "This game NO pay to win"
And I could never help but read it in Vinny's DMC2 voice
Inb4 it's extremely p2w.
@@nado1908 me and by bf do it with no lube and it hurts but neither of us can be arsed to relube every 5 minutes
@@JacobKinsley ok
@@nado1908 you can't have a username like that and not expect weird comments
@@JacobKinsley Weirdly enough you're the first person to do that. I've had this username for years and comment frequently.
love how mobile ads are exposing vinny to the last 10 years of fetishes all in one go
Oh my god indeed at 17:10. Exact same reaction here.
the transition at 53:59 knocked me out lmao
Gentlemen I think 🅟🅔🅝🅘🅢
@@libertyordeath1776. almost up there with "what are you playi- SPERM"
gennleman?
-Gentleman-
*Genitalman*
@@libertyordeath1776. *THAT LAVA IS A LAVA*
58:09 It's been so many years and that ad still pops in to my mind every once in a while... Years soon turn into decades... And on my deathbed my last words will probably be "chocobooru".
Choco boooruuuuuu! 😉 😐 58:16
This is where all the Elsagate people went after the gig was up.
That horse ad was weirder than everything else up until that point
Every question Vinny has about these ads can be answered thusly: They are psychologically crafted to get the attention of kids. Random mashups, old and new memes, bodily functions, sexuality and other topics that are taboo for children. Whatever they can get away with, the advertisers use. There's no doubt that psychology is employed to prey on the target demographics.
One of the most consistent things I see in mobile ads is people failing at very easy tasks. This is because it preys on your instinct to go "Well, I could do better than that!"
The "extremely surmountable challenge"
I love this comment, it's so smart. 👍
ah, the "informercial idiot" technique
Google allows the manipulative shit to continue too.
Day9 has gotten me to buy a handful of games for the last thing you mentioned. That dude is just awful at anything that isn't Starcraft.
These ads are either: 1) used to activate sleeper agents like Vinny said, 2) specifically being made to end up in cringe compilations which would give more publicity to those who made them, or 3) simply psychological warfare.
1:21:49 I don’t know why but the way Vinny said “That’s Fabio” cracked me up so hard. 😂
Watching Vinny react to the mobile game ads makes me realise that he doesn't know that almost ALL of these games are just city builder games no matter what the ad shows.
Usually they're either city builders, match-three puzzle games, or character collection RPG's.
Or match 3.
Or fallout shelter rip offs. Which I guess are kind of city builders but it's strange. They created an entire subgenre of city builders with how much that games been ripped off
Yup, they are all scams.
I can physically _feel_ the brain rot setting in with some of these, good lord
Me too.
Some of these are the audiovisual equivalent of drinking stuff under the kitchen sink
Same yeah
Some?
@@MisterDutch93 Yes, some of them. Some others on the other hand, are the audiovisual equivalent of gargling on razor blades.
That model they keep using for vampirism is just Alex Mercer from prototype.. he isn't a vampire, more like a parasitic cannibal
i have an upper respiratory infection and the animalistic laugh vinny made at the toe sucking ad made me laugh so hard that my chest is in so much pain.
38:49 So for those who don't know King of Fighters canon, Terry is slapping the butt of his girlfriend, his brother's girlfriend, and a 14-year-old. Very nice.
Obligatory "sweet home Alabama!" quote
LMAO
@@JacobKinsley How is that Alabama at all? He isn't related to any of them brainlet.
@@maylabrown4584 the joke is that people never use the joke "sweet home Alabama" correctly.
@@JacobKinsley Lies.
17:15 The pure shock and terror in his voice ....
47:11 I love Vinnys reaction to yet another underground zombie base simulator
this lady just kills her baby in a washing machine and then transitions to a random room decorating session
The sheer "Oh no... anyway" tonal whiplash of the ad at 35:05 had me laughing like hell. I might be awful.
nah, laughter in the face of unspeakable horrors is a normal reaction
ah sweet man made horrors beyond my comprehension
"oh no my baby is dead welp time to scrap this room"
“Why is my baby clothes?”
“Why is my baby HIDING FROM ON ꂵꄲ꓄ꁝꏂꋪ’ꇙ ꒯ꋬꌦ?! “
She has the eyes of an emotionally abused and dead inside anime character
Like from an actual psychological horror show about topics that are a bit too real. She never wanted that baby
53:23
Vinny: "You compile a bunch of random scenes into the YTP Generator and just release it as an ad"
YTP: "This is illegal you know!"
These ads are definitely ai generated
@@tylern6420 Yeah, they have to be
There is no other reason
It would be so perfect if the "this is illegal you know" played while the woman got angry at the guy for slapping her ass
Isn’t anyone gonna talk about how 39:28 was so perfectly cut? 😂
Not to mention, the sound from the zombie is the half life 2 stalker
Fun fact: running gorila has a flying version, it's called flying gorilla
17:14 I can hear the fear in his voice
oH MY GOD
_OH MY GOD._
his pee pee broken now
much fear
After watching the Detective Pikachu corruptions I thought “Alright the very weird segment is up, surely this will be weird but it can’t top it.” Oh how I was wrong.
You mean Dick Pikachu slang for Detective Pikachu
Oh, my sweet child.
"There was murder, there was pregnancy, there was... LOVE..."
Roger Ebert, 2009
23:23 Oh wow, this wins the lazy award 😂
42:59 That... that sound effect... I swear on my own soul that that was the fruit collecting SFX for a fucking Backyardigans Vsmile game I had as a little girl.
YOOO THE FUCKING TOAST CONSOLE
VSMILE LFG
Yes it is. I love those games.
I absolutely love that I've managed to magnetise a bunch of mid-to-late-2000s kids to my comment. It's amazing.
@@clairecaldwell1611 you can't comment unless you played Soccer Challenge or The Backyardigans.
48:33 honestly, the funniest part about this is the implication this could have been a mobile game ad.
56:57 I live in Jersey and I can tell you right now, not a single fuckin thing here is safe let alone safe for work half the time
29:05 I think I’ve legitimately been disturbed because WHAT HAVE I JUST WITNESSED?! W H A T T H E A C T U A L F U C K W A S T H A T ? ! ? ?
31:17 "there was murder there was pregnancy, there was there was... love"
-vinny
The Guitar Hero Tom Morello ad is literally analogue horror.
34:13 That's the fucking stock kid laugh sound that's in Diddy Kong Racing.
And plague Inc
And everywhere
Not the off brand version of flying gorilla😂😂😂 1:39
Nah it's the sequel, running gorilla
17:54 I do not blame vinny for turning into gollum.
Because of these ads I have no hope in humanity
I hear scoot
*_WHAT IS THIS ONE_*
@@poble JESSE WE NEED TO COOK
18:43 I swear, that's one of the undo noises in Kids Pix Deluxe or something. That fired off some OLD neurons
you are 100% correct I very vividly remember Kids Pix and that is definitely where I know it from lol
@@mercermatcha4328 that’s so good, I felt like the basement’s basement in my memories was opened when I heard that fucking bit lol
Half the chat was shouting "KID PIX", which surprised me because you would have to be at least 35 years old to make that connection.
@@zorilla0 How old is the first kid pix? I'm in my twenties and they were still using that software in schools in the 00s.
@@amentco8445 Our elementary school in the early 1990s had a couple of Macintoshes in the library that were used almost exclusively to run Kid Pix. Same with the Mac LC at the local public library. You'd be leafing through the periodicals and suddenly hear "OH NO" at random.
It's kinda weird or amazing how each time we see horses on Android is, either extremely weird or extremely horrifying
I think the craziest part, to me at least, is that 37:26 is *_EERILY_* similar to a dream I had when I was younger. It's like looking into a mirror that reflects your past, it's so surreal. Hell, it's basically a one-to-one of what I remember of it. The main difference is that the horse in my dream didn't talk and her death was more dramatic and in slow motion than instant and jumpscare-y.
You good?
@@BMP2U Nah, I’m fine. Don’t worry. It’s just kinda creepy how familiar the ad is to me in a way.
19:20 as a person who plays "kitten match" sometimes, i can tell that the game's plot is nothing like the ad. i mean, that's kind of obvious? it's literally just "homescapes" but with kittens instead of humans. it's a nice game, i didn't know that they have cringy ads
Cat poops out babides when you get a row... that's still messed up.
@@RipOffProductionsLLC yes, but i was saying that the game itself doesn't contain such things.
@@RipOffProductionsLLC simplified: get a row, cat shits babies