SKYRIM: KHAJIIT LIKE TO SNEAK

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  • @MisterSnorty7
    @MisterSnorty7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3653

    Skyrim may belong to the Nords, but everything in it belongs to the Khajiit.

    • @WolfkinNorthclaw
      @WolfkinNorthclaw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Hell yeah!

    • @shadowdialgas
      @shadowdialgas 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Brolaire! Have you found your own sun yet?

    • @hamid3397
      @hamid3397 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fuck u all i'm a nordic and i found dat offensve ;-;

    • @AkiraSlayerzStudios
      @AkiraSlayerzStudios 10 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Nord are mean to Khajiit. Khajiit know they can not be caught by silly big shouting man. We will now go and steal their sweet rolls.

    • @shadowdialgas
      @shadowdialgas 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      (Breton here) But I love my buddy J'zargo! 

  • @Endermaximum56
    @Endermaximum56 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    Mai'iq does not steal, he simply borrows shiny objects for an extended time

    • @vinnylatoria4478
      @vinnylatoria4478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And by periods of time you mean permanently

    • @snowflakeserpert6834
      @snowflakeserpert6834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ebony also does this. Only she only borrows cheese.

    • @olorinmagus4479
      @olorinmagus4479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Occasionally on a permanent basis

    • @forkittens
      @forkittens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i read every comment here in mai'iq's voice... i think mai'iq has stolen my mind, but who can tell...

    • @honorboundfate9521
      @honorboundfate9521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And when he returns it he will ask for a fee for protecting it so well

  • @TheSingabee
    @TheSingabee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Love the song, laughed at the irony of the cat food advert before it.

    • @konstantinschmitz3209
      @konstantinschmitz3209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

    • @voidstarq
      @voidstarq 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How about at 2:28, where "Stick to the shade" is paired with a Khajiit crouching in sneak mode while 100% illuminated?
      (And a bit later, "the darkest corners we seek" while fully illuminated _and_ completely out in the open.)

    • @dovargorath2722
      @dovargorath2722 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sigh these days it's just bad mobile game ads

    • @voidstarq
      @voidstarq 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dovargorath2722 Bad ads for mobile games, or ads for bad mobile games?

  • @FraggerNut
    @FraggerNut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Still a banger 10 years later :)

    • @timons777
      @timons777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Still ;)

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Still hits just as hard

  • @00LTCharles00
    @00LTCharles00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    M'aiq is done talking now.

    • @tracker113
      @tracker113 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The Danneskjold M'aiq will talk, whether he wants to or not.

    • @tehkuningas9685
      @tehkuningas9685 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Sevatar M'aiq is tired. Go bother someone else.

    • @egoist920
      @egoist920 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      M'aiq is sad that the divines didn't gave him any calipers...

    • @inimaDeCerneala95
      @inimaDeCerneala95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A horrible thing indeed. If you see one, let M'aiq know. M'aiq wants to make sure to look in the other direction

    • @rivetingeel2389
      @rivetingeel2389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Go bother someone else.

  • @RainbowdashLT
    @RainbowdashLT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    We Khajiit borrow stuff, not steal

    • @kevgmei
      @kevgmei 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Where's that sweet roll you borrowed, eh? The Dragonborn wants it back.

    • @RamRam.720
      @RamRam.720 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kevin Meisenbacher Well the Nerevarine wants to keep it.

    • @RainbowdashLT
      @RainbowdashLT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The dragons steal your sweets, not Khajira

    • @RamRam.720
      @RamRam.720 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kevin Meisenbacher The Nerevarine could crush the dragonborn between his eyebrows.

    • @RainbowdashLT
      @RainbowdashLT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      none can kill a cat with the knowlage of hte draogn tounge

  • @antonflax814
    @antonflax814 8 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Where do you find a khajit in skyrim? Elsewhere.

    • @kuromoriroyal2291
      @kuromoriroyal2291 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The joke was lame but i laught reading it......... figures.

    • @connorcooper7421
      @connorcooper7421 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know, that's actually good. Nice job there, lad.

    • @zilia471
      @zilia471 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The Kahjiit have a saying that goes: "The perfect society is always elsewhere", which then lead to the name for the Province :)

    • @BustyBraixen
      @BustyBraixen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you must be very proud of yourself. got me to grin tho, nice

    • @OriosBackup
      @OriosBackup 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I understand it's a joke, but SKYRIM AND ELSWEYR ARE 2 DIFFERENT PLACES

  • @BellaJean22
    @BellaJean22 10 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    When it showed him sneaking up to a sweet roll my face turned into one of pure terror. Comically of course, but terror nonetheless.
    I really like his Khajiit accent.

    • @Fishhunter2014
      @Fishhunter2014 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      speaking of which, since they have such an obvious accent I wonder if they are ever going to go into making the khajiiti language.

    • @BellaJean22
      @BellaJean22 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That would be really awesome. I would love that

    • @DiceFTW273
      @DiceFTW273 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      christhefishhunter
      They made the Dragon Language. Khajiit would make sence... granted that they actually have a seprate language.

    • @Umbreongodofhalo
      @Umbreongodofhalo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** They do have Khajiit language, although it's got hardly anything in it, it's mostly the names meaning things like
      Dar = Clever and thief.
      J' = young
      and much more

    • @tommimoilanen4305
      @tommimoilanen4305 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      UmbreonTheDragonBorn It is a separate language, and there is more than those names. When playing Morrowind you can hear the khajiit language, Ta'agra spoken, but there is no translation.

  • @tigerblaze11
    @tigerblaze11 10 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Khajiit steals Dragonborn.
    Khajiit laughs at ease of task.

    • @Sotergarm
      @Sotergarm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Steals from the Dragonborn?
      Steals a copy of the Dragonborn DLC?
      Kidnaps the Dragonborn?

    • @jesusgotdrip9885
      @jesusgotdrip9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sotergarm maybe steals the title of it?

    • @terreliv
      @terreliv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Khajiit steals Dragon's soul.

    • @masterchief6443
      @masterchief6443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what if the Dragonborn is a Khajiit?

    • @Regina316
      @Regina316 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Heh, I'm surprised nobody thought of interpreting "steals Dragonborn" as in charming them into cheating on someone. I mean, it might not look that way in Skyrim, but they aren't all supposed to be literal cats. ;)

  • @Fyrsiel
    @Fyrsiel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    The general consensus seems to be: It's not stealing. It's borrowing for an indefinite amount of time.

    • @weezact7
      @weezact7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think some of the lore in one of the games (possibly Online) indicates that the Khajiit honestly don't view what they do as stealing because Khajit don't really have the same concept of "personal property" as the other races. It's left a bit ambiguous if they believe things which aren't being used actively are fair game (which includes most valuables as you don't really USE them, per se), if they believe that things CANNOT be owned, if they just believe that things belong to whoever wants them badly enough to take/keep them, or if it's some combination of the three. They clearly understand it well enough to know they'll get in trouble if they get caught, so it's also possible this bit of lore is not accurate (as Bethesda has gone on record as saying that no in-game source of lore should be assumed to be gospel truth)

    • @truelightseeker
      @truelightseeker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every Khajiit is honorable enough to return an item if the owner asks to have it back.
      But since the owner doesn't know who stole his stuff the Khajiit gets to keep.

  • @hamsterp9584
    @hamsterp9584 10 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I play the khajiit race as if I'm an actual cat so not a lot of stealing but a LOT of jumping on tables and knocking things over :3

    • @jasminwagner6024
      @jasminwagner6024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cat is racsist toward khajiit but I get it if you want to be a more.... feral type? (I don't know if feral is the right word)

    • @CT-CTCheckmate
      @CT-CTCheckmate 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      :3

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i use its stealth abilities to assassinate people

    • @shadowlord2849
      @shadowlord2849 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hannibalburgers477 cuz it's not only steel we also kill

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadowlord2849 we killl hide and bonemold too

  • @ZachValkyrie
    @ZachValkyrie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Khajiit like to sneak.
    Except the liar M'aiq.

  • @tastemymeme5728
    @tastemymeme5728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Khajiit dragonborn don't consume a dragon's soul. They pickpocket it.

  • @theinsaneasylumofpie
    @theinsaneasylumofpie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    You may think this one has stolen your sweetroll... you would be mistaken. there was never a sweetroll there.

    • @EagleEyeMcFly
      @EagleEyeMcFly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well, not anymore. I ate it.

    • @biscuitthespider5612
      @biscuitthespider5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How come I stole 198 from them all in total

  • @joelfandrey7510
    @joelfandrey7510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1099

    162 dislikes.... let me guess... someone stole their sweetrolls =D

  • @shanethesupertrooper
    @shanethesupertrooper 10 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Listen hear you Bethesda I want miracle of sound to be the new khajiit voice actor

  • @MultiNecra
    @MultiNecra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    is it legal for a song to be this catchy

    • @derpyhooves7349
      @derpyhooves7349 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Atheist Toast In Soviet Skyrim song catches you...
      What the fuck did I just said.

    • @jordansheppard3325
      @jordansheppard3325 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No the aldmeri dominion outlawed it along with talos
      Khajiit puts in earbuds

    • @WolfkinNorthclaw
      @WolfkinNorthclaw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jordan Sheppard Well the Aldmeri can kiss this one's furry backside.

    • @WolfkinNorthclaw
      @WolfkinNorthclaw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** Elsweyr

    • @ethanrathe1165
      @ethanrathe1165 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah, but this one has little care for what is legal...

  • @stephenmilroy7041
    @stephenmilroy7041 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I like how I typed Khajit into TH-cam and it followed up with 'like to sneak'. Demonstrating that one must follow with the other and vice versa.

  • @TheLastHylianTitan
    @TheLastHylianTitan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    i love the Khajiit race. i have no idea why people in-game hate them so much, they're all pretty great.

    • @rachelfellows2027
      @rachelfellows2027 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't
      One...there sound when the get hit
      Two... Um... Th..ere we..Id

    • @LaSangriaSolitaria
      @LaSangriaSolitaria 9 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      TheLastHylianTitan People in game hate khajiit for the same reason listed here, they steal shit XD

    • @maevelorelei1056
      @maevelorelei1056 9 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      LaSangriaSolitaria a few bad apples spoil the bunch so now my khajiit friend cant enter whiterun to buy new bows

    • @lovelygargoyle5248
      @lovelygargoyle5248 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      TheLastHylianTitan nords are rasists? o3o

    • @LaSangriaSolitaria
      @LaSangriaSolitaria 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      alice greyheart Oh you didn't know that? I mean everyone in tamriel hates khajiit, but the nords hate everything that is not a nord. Specially the dark elves.

  • @phiwi96
    @phiwi96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    This song is racist towards all Kajit. We arent all sneaky Thieves. Some of us also sell Skooma.

    • @nojusarutiunian3344
      @nojusarutiunian3344 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ikr

    • @anikin414hunter5
      @anikin414hunter5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      khajiit*

    • @Automat1cJack
      @Automat1cJack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Hans Wurst For which I'm grateful... you got the shit, man?

    • @maiclekugan9722
      @maiclekugan9722 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Anikin414 hunter
      *Cat shit

    • @nekoali2
      @nekoali2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Khajiit is innocent of these crimes!

  • @Jake_Eyes
    @Jake_Eyes 11 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    1:20 Stealthily...taking a shower?

    • @DracoInduperator
      @DracoInduperator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Even the best sneak thieves need to get clean once in a while. 😆

    • @DovahkiinKhajiit
      @DovahkiinKhajiit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Khajiit wanted to make a clean get-a-way.

    • @biscuitthespider5612
      @biscuitthespider5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes 😏 :3

  • @jester9549
    @jester9549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yep, still a banger

  • @BlueEye096
    @BlueEye096 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Started a new playthrough of good ol Skyrim as a Khajit and a few hours in this this wormed itself back to the surface of my memories, still a banger 10 years later.

  • @danielwhitaker8561
    @danielwhitaker8561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Who else noticed the character is called Lord Fluffykins? 0:56

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 8 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Kinda makes you want to play a Khajiit named Waldo, so you can be the stealthiest, most invisible dude ever. And if they find you, you can yell out "OH NO THEY FOUND WALDO!".

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Then cast Fire Storm, and high-tail it out of there.

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Exactly

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If your female, Carmen Sandiego.

    • @FatrickAteman
      @FatrickAteman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +ShadowWolfRising YOU ARE BRILLIANT *goes and makes waldo*

    • @thehunmun6743
      @thehunmun6743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +ShadowWolfRising Then stealth archer assassin then to death.

  • @theswordsman3529
    @theswordsman3529 10 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    80 dislikes? Nice try Whiterun Guard

  • @DarthWall275
    @DarthWall275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Khajiit approves of this, but this one feels bad for the 175 Argonians that could not appreciate it's magnificence.

    • @dynamiteproductionzinc.1324
      @dynamiteproductionzinc.1324 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ha no simple snake can beat the gracefulness of khajiit

    • @mrnobody6354
      @mrnobody6354 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, Argonian here, go back to Elsewyr you drug dealers!

    • @fang1693
      @fang1693 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      176 also the "we know"

    • @vista4043
      @vista4043 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Racist Argonian! Were not all drug dealers. Some Khajiit are thieves. So there. Hmph.

    • @ohnomybones7318
      @ohnomybones7318 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sage Cummings Khajiit approves of is message, it made this one laugh

  • @Ellisepha
    @Ellisepha 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This. This was the first one of your songs I saw/listened to.
    All hail Khajiit masterrace!

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Khajiit only steal what fools would fail to keep safe"

  • @Fishhunter2014
    @Fishhunter2014 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If you get pickpocket to 100 resist the temptation to take the guards helmet off. I took off a whiterun guards helmet off and he looked like he fell out off the ugly tree face first onto a belt sander. also, if you disrobe the talos priest in there, he looks alot like voldemort.

  • @steamedpunk13
    @steamedpunk13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Hey, he stole my sweetroll!

    • @DaCreeper4Ever
      @DaCreeper4Ever 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      No lollygaggin'.

    • @berbersmoment
      @berbersmoment 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.

    • @berbersmoment
      @berbersmoment 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hail, summoner. Conjure me up a warm bed, will you?

    • @berbersmoment
      @berbersmoment 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pssst. Hey, I know who you are. Hail Sithis!

    • @berbersmoment
      @berbersmoment 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The emperor of Skyrim. Dead. These are dark times, my friend. Dark times, indeed.

  • @Firestar4041
    @Firestar4041 10 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Khajiit does not steal, we simply... borrow... for long purposes... yes
    Now please let go of your wallets, we promise to bring them back -lighter-

    • @FirmSoul4
      @FirmSoul4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What my Khajiit brethren meant was 'later'. We apologise for our accents, you racist Nord.

    • @macmortemmachleorde4544
      @macmortemmachleorde4544 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      No that one means lighter. This one is nothing but honest. I will take your amulet of Mara now.

    • @samkadham3821
      @samkadham3821 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have amulet of Talos, not Mara

    • @noisyphilosopherkrk522
      @noisyphilosopherkrk522 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Firestar4041
      do you take credits or macca

  •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This song just keeps making me smile through the years.... Love it, love you for making it and the video... Thanks!

    • @miracleofsound
      @miracleofsound  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks for the support Karolina

  • @lordalek9954
    @lordalek9954 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Man goes into his house, and notices something missing from his table, he runs out to a guard and before he can say anything the guard sarcastically says "let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?" Man says "Yes, exactly!"

    • @Mrtrollfaceization
      @Mrtrollfaceization 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The ironic thing is if you steal a sweet roll, you are forced to kill loads of guarrds

  • @JustAnOldStone
    @JustAnOldStone ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how this song, like Skyrin, will never fade from the public consciousness

  • @RotatingBuffalo
    @RotatingBuffalo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Us Khajiit have more skills than sneaking you know.
    -Khajiit Sneakspell
    -Khajiit Sneaksword
    -Khajiit Clawsneak
    -Khajiit Sneaksneak
    Must I go on? I'll get Ma'iq to explain.
    "I had a pet once. My house burned down. Very sad."

  • @TheDarkSan666
    @TheDarkSan666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Khajiit must approve. This one likes your song... and is happy, that Khajjit are honoured... And nice greetings from thieves guild master!

  • @whiskerskibou8647
    @whiskerskibou8647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "When Nirni is filled with her children, take one of them and change them. Make the fastest, cleverest, most beautiful people, and call them Khajiit."

  • @User-Angel-
    @User-Angel- 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My childhood memories! Love coming back to it!

  • @runilwazlib
    @runilwazlib 8 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    This one is proud to be a Khajiit :')

  • @spooky4124
    @spooky4124 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:20 on the next day, the guard asks the sweetroll guy: Let me guess.. Someone stole your sweetroll

  • @Chloweenie
    @Chloweenie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Khajiit is innocent. :3

  • @CrazyMexican361
    @CrazyMexican361 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    What We are?
    Khajiit's!
    What We Want?
    Sneak!
    ...
    I don't speak correctly english.

  • @wickiei4556
    @wickiei4556 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Skyrim belongs to the North. And everything in skyrim belongs to the khajit

    • @skifli8789
      @skifli8789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Skyrim belongs to the nords! And the nords things belong to khajiit now!

  • @Hemlock32
    @Hemlock32 10 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Dar'viq is very offended, khajiit are not petty theives...
    Total life time bounty: 15587
    Largest bounty: 1540
    Locks picked 149
    Pockets picked: 39
    Items pickpocketed: 1102
    Times jailed: 3
    Days jailed: 21
    Fines paid: 1435
    Jails escaped: 0
    Assaults... 145
    Murders... 57
    Horses stolen: 3
    Tresspasses:35
    Erhm... Khajiit will be leaving now

    • @blazemyers9697
      @blazemyers9697 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've seen Argonians with worse track records.

    • @grandheresiarchdave3262
      @grandheresiarchdave3262 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blaze Kamikaze Yeah, fuck dem scalebacks!
      Khajiit monster race!

    • @smarmydude3019
      @smarmydude3019 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blaze Kamikaze Bitch, please. My Imperial can get a better track record than that. And she's a fucking Battlemage! XDXD

    • @gg-ks4dr
      @gg-ks4dr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ThatGuyFromThatPlace Fa'bar is very offended at your track record, 21 days jailed...... A true khajiit would've taken 5 seconds to get out of his cell and kill all the guards in their sleep. FOR SHAME

    • @gg-ks4dr
      @gg-ks4dr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Blaze Kamikaze
      Fa'bar Akar
      Lifetime bounty:368579
      largest bounty: 3037
      pockets picked: 561
      times jailed:5
      days jailed: 5
      jails escaped:5
      fines paid:1235 (not allowed in whiterun windhelm,riverwood,dragonsreach,or solitude)
      assaults:647
      murders:589
      horses stolen:37
      tresspasses:52

  • @ohnomybones7318
    @ohnomybones7318 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Glorious Khajiit master race

  • @xxstormxx1941
    @xxstormxx1941 8 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Not all Khajiits are Skooma stealing thenatics.
    #KhajiitLivesMatter.

    • @mrnobody6354
      @mrnobody6354 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes they are, we will build a wall between Elsewyr and the rest of Tamriel, and those cats will pay for it.

    • @khajiitbeast6399
      @khajiitbeast6399 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am

    • @darkraigames6351
      @darkraigames6351 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      'No one will climb this wall!' -Ulfric Stormcloak

    • @OnlineMaster03
      @OnlineMaster03 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darkrai Games Khajiit will see

    • @xxstormxx1941
      @xxstormxx1941 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tuez- Vous you will make Tamriel great again.

  • @nuclearshoes1706
    @nuclearshoes1706 10 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    404: Comment stolen by Khajiit

  • @GregZt
    @GregZt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    My brothers!

    • @enclavesoldier7315
      @enclavesoldier7315 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      why hello my trusty companion ...... that died

    • @Cyberdeamon
      @Cyberdeamon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You let this fellow Khajiit try out your scrolls without even a mention on its other effect. This one still has not grown back its tail hairs.

    • @enclavesoldier7315
      @enclavesoldier7315 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      cmon dont upset him
      besides hes trying

    • @enclavesoldier7315
      @enclavesoldier7315 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      he got killed by alduin ;(

    • @thecat47
      @thecat47 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hi brother j'zargo

  • @Evoken111
    @Evoken111 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This song was so awesome! You should do more songs like these, very unique and well made

  • @Firestar1992
    @Firestar1992 10 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Slightly racist Breton: "I love cats. They are cute."

    • @trucatking1424
      @trucatking1424 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      jo'san don't like you insulting his race

    • @nirr19
      @nirr19 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trucatking rofl

    • @maiqtheliar8063
      @maiqtheliar8063 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trucatking Who in da hell are you? Yo bitch ass khajiit, everybody loves Mai'q not jo'san, M'aiq is done talking.

    • @thecat47
      @thecat47 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      who hate cats

    • @trucatking1424
      @trucatking1424 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      M'aiq TheLiar all Jo'san see you is run never fight i fight for all khajiit

  • @3DPlagueDR
    @3DPlagueDR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I just noticed the name - Lord fluffykins
    That is beautiful.

  • @thewhitewolf67
    @thewhitewolf67 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always keep coming back too this song hahaha

  • @ShootAirsoftVideos
    @ShootAirsoftVideos 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    sounds like Rammstein... lol

  • @alexdead26
    @alexdead26 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Now that's who still my sweet roll!

  • @Gnoggin
    @Gnoggin 12 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    i think this is one of your best songs, why it have so few views!?

    • @herrakaarme
      @herrakaarme ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It has 1.8 million views. I wouldn't say that's low for a game-themed song. It's quite a good amount, in fact.

    • @LittleDanny9899
      @LittleDanny9899 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@herrakaarme I mean the Comment kinda is 10 years old

    • @herrakaarme
      @herrakaarme ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LittleDanny9899 That's the joke.

    • @jolan_tru
      @jolan_tru ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@herrakaarme
      I came to make the exact same joke...
      ...a month later 😬

  • @venos1966
    @venos1966 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This khajiit no steal...
    Well this khajiit does... but this khajiit does not deal skooma!
    ...well this khajiit does... but he doesn't STEAL skooma!
    ...wait.... yes this khajiit does....

  • @Astra_1999
    @Astra_1999 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Khajiit's are my favorite race, there's just no doubt to it.

  • @scorp8576
    @scorp8576 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    some say alduin is akatosh some say maiq is a liar, now don't you believe neither of these things... 

    • @dorotheestern7325
      @dorotheestern7325 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      فيصل المحيميد I believe that alduin is akatoshs first born son and maiq wasn't a liar.
      And I'm sorry for mistakes, I'm german.

    • @scorp8576
      @scorp8576 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lumina Rhiver
      I don't understand, your English is perfect why would you say that!?
      Btw English isn't my first language too i'm an arab

    • @fscorpion678
      @fscorpion678 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Black Hand your*

    • @scorp8576
      @scorp8576 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      FabulousScorpion678
      Thanks

    • @tsubakimikizawa9268
      @tsubakimikizawa9268 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      How could Alduin be Akatosh when it's said Alduin is Akatosh's son?

  • @LuxieDamned
    @LuxieDamned 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6 years later, still priceless

  • @macrons593
    @macrons593 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Khajiit stole that dragon's soul
    Khajiit is the stuff of legend.

  • @EagleEyeMcFly
    @EagleEyeMcFly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    You know since when did the Khajiit become so popular? I remember everyone saying they play as the Dark Elves or Nords. I was always the only one out of my friends who ever seemed to like to stealth around as an anthropomorphic cat.

    • @Makingthebullet
      @Makingthebullet 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Argonian fo' lyfe.

    • @EagleEyeMcFly
      @EagleEyeMcFly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The Dream Warden I could never take the Argonian seriously now after reading the "Lusty Argonian Maid" book.

    • @syndicate040
      @syndicate040 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Dream Warden screw argoanians

    • @MedeaGrey
      @MedeaGrey 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      BlazetheBlaze *resisting the urge to make the obvious joke*

    • @EagleEyeMcFly
      @EagleEyeMcFly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MedeaGrey It's alright, go ahead.

  • @garrettmoore6517
    @garrettmoore6517 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    this is Elsweyr's national anthem

  • @inkypavus6749
    @inkypavus6749 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loving the closeup on the sweet roll

  • @SuperYuuki3
    @SuperYuuki3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was funny I liked the dramatic zoom on the sweet roll

  • @Shnurbinator
    @Shnurbinator 10 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    I like this song, but I feel like the title doesn't do the song justice. It sounds like something a skyrim children's book would have as a title.

    • @miracleofsound
      @miracleofsound  10 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      A Skyrim children's book.... for Khajiit. Lol

    • @robbycarr1905
      @robbycarr1905 9 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      miracleofsound +1 sneak

    • @robbycarr1905
      @robbycarr1905 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      miracleofsound +1 sneak

    • @ZackAttack518
      @ZackAttack518 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      miracleofsound +1 Sneak

    • @lewishouston7969
      @lewishouston7969 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      miracleofsound +1 Sneak

  • @merinakutha
    @merinakutha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What a great song. Bet you had a lot of fun while making this one. :)

  • @singlikeyoumeanit3261
    @singlikeyoumeanit3261 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I started my first playthrough of Skyrim as a Khajiit solely because of this song. I quickly found out that playing as a Khajiit is pretty awesome.

    • @scorchflare5765
      @scorchflare5765 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love how their tails are positioned when crouching, it looks like they are actually using them for balance, when they are engaged in a battle their ears flatten against their heads, their pupils turn into slits and they bear their fangs, their claws are good for hand to hand comabat, I like their accents, they are bosses at sneaking and they are cats, so of course I love them :p

    • @singlikeyoumeanit3261
      @singlikeyoumeanit3261 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I love it too. It also gives me a good excuse to be a rogue bandit without feeling too bad :P

  • @charleslathrop9743
    @charleslathrop9743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Someone stole my sweetroll!

  • @KrazyFox543
    @KrazyFox543 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Lord Fluffykins"????
    ......Really??

  • @skifli8789
    @skifli8789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Khajiit is not guilty of this crime

  • @Zekaniah
    @Zekaniah 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:19 NO NOT THE SWEET ROLL ANYTHING BUT THE SWEET ROLL D:

    • @censorduck
      @censorduck 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sweet rolls are never safe.

  • @goldenle0
    @goldenle0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:19 "let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll" DAMN YOU KHAJIIT!!!!!

  • @Lionellaflare
    @Lionellaflare 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is by far one of my most favorite videos you've ever created!
    Super clever writing, perfect voice work, funny video, it has it all!
    And this is me coming back to it years later. I heard it when you first released it.
    Wake the White Wolf, and the Dragon Age 2 ones were also awesome.

  • @Hysteria98
    @Hysteria98 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good lyrics and backing track- fits the theme of stealth superbly.

  • @BigSlime-yo8ge
    @BigSlime-yo8ge 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This one published a book about my life up to this point. Seek out: "This one's struggle" by A'dlf in the nearest bookstore.

  • @ZeroFighter
    @ZeroFighter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't need to outsmart a Khajiit.
    The Khajiit just needs to outrun my arrow.

  • @joshijudas3215
    @joshijudas3215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Khajiit is innocent of all crimes

  • @WakkasLove
    @WakkasLove 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVED everything about this song. Especially the accent!

  • @bloodiedsoldier3869
    @bloodiedsoldier3869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The close up of the sweetroll killed me

  • @ayato4743
    @ayato4743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Khajiit is the only race I play in Skyrim ... this song is excactly my playstyle xD

    • @kissanoita255
      @kissanoita255 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sneak and kill some bad guys

    • @carnsolus
      @carnsolus 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      my brother plays khajjit but he plays it as a shield and armour type and it irks me soo much
      I play nord and imperial, mainly because those are the only two races where I managed to make a goodlooking character

    • @ayato4743
      @ayato4743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gar Tahk I play Khajiit as everything but my favorite playstyle is with a bow. But I also have one character who is a berserk and a mage who mostly conjures weapons like bows or one handed swords.

    • @foxtrotalphaone
      @foxtrotalphaone 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're the perfect race for the most challenging of character builds: the stealthy archer!

  • @lieghtmark5247
    @lieghtmark5247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yo, I have a solution.
    I'll just put some cucumbers on the floor and any khajiit problem is gone.

  • @stephenjohnson9216
    @stephenjohnson9216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You never really experience playing Skyrim as Khajiit unless you listen to this song while doing it.

  • @nickyrichtofen
    @nickyrichtofen 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the rhythmic voicing/beating reminding me of Rammstein and the details of lore

  • @Uviryth
    @Uviryth 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This one is very pleased with you making a song about his life.

  • @Seyes17
    @Seyes17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this. I love this. I love this.

  • @SteampunkHeretic
    @SteampunkHeretic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    J'zargo finds this video racially offensive to Khajiit.
    J'zargo flags this video.

    • @scorp8576
      @scorp8576 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The khajiit race is better being a Thief. Assassin. or Archer. They are better at stealth. Except J'zargo. And may some other few khajiits. But me. I find this video in my blood!!. Every SINGLE word of it… IS TRUE.

    • @SteampunkHeretic
      @SteampunkHeretic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      فيصل المحيميد has talked shit about J'zargo.
      J'zargo is tracking his address...

    • @SteampunkHeretic
      @SteampunkHeretic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ***** Archmage's boots make J'zargo jizz.

    • @OsnosisBones
      @OsnosisBones 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** last time i saw him he accidentally invented suicide bomb scrolls

    • @scorp8576
      @scorp8576 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steampunk Heretic come on j'zzzargo...
      you think you can beat mai'q the liar?.
      mai'q knows so much. just like his father mai'q and his father before him mai'q and his father and so... mai'q the liar always says the truth

  • @PrincessKnightNekolucario8742
    @PrincessKnightNekolucario8742 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Khajiit: may you walk on warm sands 😺

  • @flowerpower2381
    @flowerpower2381 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I still to this day love how good is khajiit voice is

  • @Maxogorath
    @Maxogorath 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This song, along with Commander Shepard are the two most grand musical masterpieces you have made, you legendary music icon, you.

  • @skaulagain6825
    @skaulagain6825 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    somebody stole my sweatroll

    • @grandheresiarchdave3262
      @grandheresiarchdave3262 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I yield, I yield!

    • @sirpranksalota
      @sirpranksalota 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry, just to let you know it was delicious

    • @sirpranksalota
      @sirpranksalota 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skaulagain its easy to steal from you. Did you notice your amulet of talos is missing from around your neck, and the rest of your armor is gone as well?

    • @skaulagain6825
      @skaulagain6825 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sirpranksalota films
      oh thats why im cold

    • @sirpranksalota
      @sirpranksalota 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skaulagain how 'bout you put on some clothes and come meet me. I'm somewhere in Tamriel.

  • @Masterchess573
    @Masterchess573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like he talks like a khajiit

  • @LilMsEvanescenceGurl
    @LilMsEvanescenceGurl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I played Khajiit recently and a woman in the game said Khajiit aren't allowed in cities because of theives and pickpocketing, and I said to my sister "Y'know that reminds me of myself, I actually do that". NO JOKE I DID THAT AND NEVER KNEW BEFORE 😂😂😂

  • @Krystallen
    @Krystallen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Outstanding tune!

  • @owlwithanak4000
    @owlwithanak4000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that one of my brothers is sneaking in brod daylight across the Dragon Bridge where everyone can see you amuses me.

  • @AnomalousZoologist
    @AnomalousZoologist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel kinda' bad for Vekel XD He has to sweep all that up.

  • @_DataExpunged
    @_DataExpunged 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I feel a heavy Rammstein Vibe here.....

    • @Qunarr
      @Qunarr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      omg ikr

    • @Steamrick
      @Steamrick 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, not quite their style. Too soft and... uh, smooth. I'm not sure how to express what I mean.
      If I had to choose one group that fits this song I'd say Oomph!. ...though admittedly both Oomph! and Rammstein are Neue Deutsche Härte so they aren't that different from each other.

  • @daedratr4974
    @daedratr4974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Allow them to enter the cities. They are getting cold out there... :'(*

  • @laurakabel9052
    @laurakabel9052 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    The performance must also be praised. The singer and the music are both totally terrific.

  • @oliverjack7787
    @oliverjack7787 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the scene where he is sneaking into a shower. Which I can only assume is to clog the drain, then get out. Lol