Tim and Whitney have the energy of a divorced couple, that has yet to tell anyone they are divorced, but still shows up to social engagements together.
every fucking time with these 2. the classic chubby gay guy, too annoying to be with but nice to look at straight chick, combo. overly cynical. god i miss the 90s and early 2000s...
I love when random nobodys on the internet project their own weird feelings onto thing they're watching... You disklike Whitney (and probably any woman comedian) so much you're actually making up scenarios in your head. It's pretty sad
@@VampiresAreRealGuys definitely not, she was just trying to force jokes left and right that didn't work and were uncomfortable. Tim seemed way more laid back with his attitude
Making Percocet pudding for Whitney as a last meal was the funniest comment by Tim where even he cracked himself up as he was telling it. He literally snorted as soon as he said it. I had to rewind a few times and laughed just as hard each time.
Tim and Whitney’s friendship dynamic makes me believe that everything in the world is still “really” normal and ok. They’re back and forth brother/sister jabs are my fentanyl 😂
My God, Tim's ability to absolutely paralyze people with laughter from one small comment is unreal. I died along with Bert and Whitney when he said "I think that's probably about enough." 😭😭😭😭😭
What a rare glimpse into seeing Tim Dillon eating. The more caviar he ate the more animalistic he became. Toward the end it was as though he had completely lost himself. So serious yet so blank. I had chills the whole time.
It's funny how Bert acts like the food he prepares is random, and it's merely a coincidence when he prepares food that his guests really love, has something to do with their heritage, or relates to them in some other way.
She's like the crazy ex girlfriend who tells everyone you are the one who is nuts when in fact it is her and everyone knows it. But you guys still hook up occasionally and also get into loud shouting arguments spontaneously in front of guests.
@@DepthFromAbove Here check it out, look up "Whitney Cummings: I Love You" look at the photo taken for the cover for this special and tell me I'm wrong...
Bert saying “it’s not that bad! It’s not that bad”😂😂 Tim saying, the first thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise and the last thing is also mayonnaise😭
@@diogoferreira9413 they’re both funny so when conservative incels like you comment something like that, it just lets everyone know your the conservative incel
Tim best bits: 6:30 Michael Jackson's doctor...Whitney headbutt's table 11:14 Whitney seafood...see food on the way up 13:00 Pudding 18:50 Roe...as in Roe v Wade...eggs of a puppy 21:50 Whitney on a date 53:00 One Idea 1:03:10 Mayonnaise
Dillion continues his streak of appealing to morons with his dumb ass jokes. I seriously don’t get this guy’s popularity. Same with a Schulz and Gillis. White men love mediocrity.
I felt the fear of food poisoning mixed with the calculation on whether or not to risk it being a fatty boombatty through the screen lmao. Like moth to a flame
Tim is the reason I’m here. He sold me jewels years ago and I have yet to receive my jewels. In our last correspondence I was instructed to simply “quit being a loser” and to “figure it out”.
I kept waiting for Tim Dillon to refer to the mayo covered salmon as a hate crime. Him roasting Bert and lamenting not getting cheeseburgers is pure gold. I just want to watch the last 10 minutes on a loop!
Check it out…I came up with this delish little something;smoked salmon wontons. I use the chunk smoke salmon, add fine chop habenero, crushed almonds, 1/2 goat cheese | 1/2 cream cheese, chop scallions-2/3 for mixture | 1/3 for later-dish to side. Mix all listed gingerly with fork. Heat balsamic vinegar and honey to reduce to syrup. Build your wonton *I use pre made wonton squares in produce section. Air fry those little bad boys until golden. Drizzle crisp wontons with your set up balsamic honey drizzle, sprinkle scallions and toasted sesame seeds. Serve with sparkling wine. Mwauh. ❤
I don’t care how many of these you do, this is the best one. Tim at the end saying “I think that’s about enough.” 😂 This was the funniest shit show ever.
"The first thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise and the last thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise" Hands down the funniest part of the whole ordeal
@@beejereeno2 no I meant, isn't there a plastic liner in ALL aluminum canned beverages There's a video you can watch where a guy melts the aluminum with some solvent that the plastic is resistant to I just didn't know if they all had them
This is the genuis of Tim. Tim knew this wasn't looking right when he asked about where Bert got the recipe. You can see him staring at the amount of mayo bert puts on. Then he decided to let it go for the better laugh when and if it was as bad as it looked. Awesome episode.
@lucius8675 he was trying to hide how repulsive he found it. 🤣 And as you point out saving the ammo for later. It is really funny to me, with him, especially because I'm of Irish descent grew up in Jersey and my dad was from Long Island. I can see cultural similarities in Tim that I see with my siblings. He reminds me if my older sister. I'm not being sarcastic or facetious. It's just the things he says and his delivery. Not sure I'm explaining myself well. Anyway cheers! #lifeinthebigcity and "I think that's probably about enough". 🤣
Tim foreshadowed the whole episode at 8:57 when Whitney asks, "What's this for? What are we celebrating?" and he says: "Well he's doing a nice... you know this is gonna be a big thing he's got mayonnaise..."
literally worth the wait for the end lmfaooooooooooo bert . this recipe can be good if theyre all mixed correctly not bathed in mayo lol. also honey and pesto is a quick easy delish topping for salmon if anyone cares lol
tim is a top notch comedian and thinker, i don't know if anxiety, but he's there to do a job. he's kind of like the whiskey ginger whatever his name is. similar persona and energy (although him i hate, he seems way less likeable).
How can you not be fixated on the meal having a jowel filled with saliva lispy spit talker hovering over your food who touches his face constantly and never washes his hands? Oh and showers in the pool and is just gross in every regard... I'm shocked that people are willing to eat anything he prepares honestly lmfao
In doctors appointment and just heard Percocet pudding and spit my coffee everywhere then started choking and my eyes watering, Tim and Whitney are hilarious and Bert’s laugh just pushed me over the edge
This episode made me realize something. Bert and Whitney both are best in a particular role in conversations with comics. They are generators. They have super strong personalities, and they keep the conversation moving. Random hypotheticals, stuff they have been thinking about, talking games, questions to pass around the room, they fill up the bulk of conversation. This lets comedians that are better in the quips department (Tim, Tom, etc.) sit back and chime in when there is a good opportunity for a joke. They produce a river of stuff, and the comedian in the other roll can pluck something out of that river and spin it into gold. It's a lot like the idea of a straight man, except in reverse. They are the "crooked men" and Tim is the one slam dunking all the setups they give him.
Lmfao "Id make Percocet Pudding" LMFAO OMG!!!!!!! "I like how youre pretending to not know how to pronounce it." THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS He's goin at her like theyre brother and sister smfh He is a fucking wizard
@@Antonio-hb8rd it was network sitcom comedy writing...a 5 year old could do it. unfortunately that's where the money is and the majority of the country is dumb as a rock.
I'm literally dying. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. They can't tell if it's the fart or the salmon they're tasting/smelling, all while Bert is dying laughing. I said the same thing. Damn, that's a lot of mayonnaise.
I love the part where Bert picked up the salmon with his hands, then coughed in to his hand, then reached down and grabbed his waste band to pull up his pants, then wiped his hand across his mouth, and then continued cooking without washing his hands. 😂
She admits to being codependent, but at least she's self-aware about it and actively tries to overcome her codependent tendencies. Remember, she grew up dirt poor in poverty with an abusive mother.
been home for a month with a broken hand listening to podcasts. I had to go back to work because Tim Dillon rants started to make sense. The world needs more tim dillions
I'm glad I finally made the time to watch this. I drive for a living so I tend to only listen. But I knew I needed to actually watch this show. I'm happy with my decision ☺️
I liked Tim's recent stand up special quite a bit, but I think his natural comedic riffing is better. Between these three, good chemistry. Great episode!
@jeremiaha5167 Definitely man, it's a damn shame but Tim's podcast has been steadily getting less and less funny. His stand-up is below par but I used to love his podcasts. The porch era is amazing, back in the day when Timmy was hungry, angry, and desperate to climb the greasy pole.
Salmon is so easy to cook well 🤣 the fact that Bert can't cook + the fact that Tim consistently eats at high quality restaurants makes this so good. Insane dynamic between these three
Tim and Whitney have the energy of a divorced couple, that has yet to tell anyone they are divorced, but still shows up to social engagements together.
🤣 I see the beginning of a great movie concept in this comment
every fucking time with these 2. the classic chubby gay guy, too annoying to be with but nice to look at straight chick, combo. overly cynical. god i miss the 90s and early 2000s...
Holy shit man that caught off guard of how accurate that is 😂
This is too accurate. 50:54
This should be the TOP comment!! 🤣🤣🤣
Tim Dillon never publicly enjoying Whitney is my favorite thing
That's how he lost ben 🤣
I think he publicly enjoys her much more than he would ever publicly enjoy you, shred house
@@digitalsalsas maybe if she fucked him
They have like 6 podcast episodes together. They're friends. Wtf are you on about?
I love when random nobodys on the internet project their own weird feelings onto thing they're watching... You disklike Whitney (and probably any woman comedian) so much you're actually making up scenarios in your head.
It's pretty sad
Tim Dillon might be the most effortlessly hilarious person I’ve ever seen
he is clearly trying quite hard. he was on the whole show. whitney was more casual and she is insanely neurotic.
@@VampiresAreRealGuys definitely not, she was just trying to force jokes left and right that didn't work and were uncomfortable. Tim seemed way more laid back with his attitude
Irish heritage. We're born with it.
used to be a tim fan, hes an ass though for more reasons than one
I’m so happy I watched this 😂🤣🤣
Making Percocet pudding for Whitney as a last meal was the funniest comment by Tim where even he cracked himself up as he was telling it. He literally snorted as soon as he said it. I had to rewind a few times and laughed just as hard each time.
Tim’s legitimate focus on the caviar tasting while still sniping Whitney is admirable.
He’s a sassy boy
Tim is the only person that I’ll suffer through Whitney for.
Tim is the only person that I'll suffer through Bert for.
She’s annoying
double facts lol Tim kept this episode alive
You should see her at skanfest, she might be the coolest lol
A hundred percent
Bert coughing, rubbing his beard and pulling up his pants whilst handling the food is 10/10
wiping his nose too 😂😂
And remember, he has admitted to wiping his ass with his bare hands before too.
Seriously 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
Mix that with taking the salmon out after only 9 minutes and you got yourself a hot dose of bert
Imagine the cooks you cant see preparing your food 😮
Tim and Whitney’s friendship dynamic makes me believe that everything in the world is still “really” normal and ok. They’re back and forth brother/sister jabs are my fentanyl 😂
gross
This is the most I laughed in a podcast 🤣🤣🤣
"you'll love caviar, it's easy to throw up" 🤣🤣🤣
And the Percocet-pudding is right on the heels of it. Welcome to the roast of Whitney Cummings.
also its Roe V Wade
Tim was on fire the whole time him and Whitney need to remake will and grace and call it pills and pounds 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Pills and pounds.. Im dying 🤣
God damn it! Lmao
She would kill the show
The look in his face @ 44:31 🤣
My God, Tim's ability to absolutely paralyze people with laughter from one small comment is unreal. I died along with Bert and Whitney when he said "I think that's probably about enough." 😭😭😭😭😭
" Unless we're going to talk about the vaccine for 3 hours " 💀
Too bad his stand up is poo poo
@@funnydonor9484 oh wow the guy who always has to come in on a positive comment and shit on something. How original.
Nice try aunt Kath, you're still not coming to Thanksgiving!
@@zeragon7 it’s kind of my thing
44:25 Tim's expression 😆 to Bert prepping the salmon is hilarious 😂
😆😆Dude thats an amazing catch. He's just dialed in on the slamon while pretending to listen to Whitney droning on
dude this is killing me, I can't stop watching it zoomed in on tim's face
He has some concerns...
This is not ideal.@@josef2012
And then Burt coughs on his hand and towards the salmon. Then pulls his pants up. Everything is contaminated
Tim’s face while Bert prepares the salmon is priceless
haha yes, he hated it from the start
46:10 Tim's face right before he spreads the mayonnaise on the salmon. 😂
The Horror. Then asked how do you think you'll die?
44:30
@@stephaniefitzsimon1021 I'm dying....he's so confused and upset lol
Gotta respect Whitney, she swings and misses every single joke but just keeps going 🤣
Like a female Luis J. Gomez
Ehh... call it try hard
Incels
@@Mijo1810 Im female. And married. She’s shlt.
Whitney's perseverance and mental fortitude as a comedian is honestly impressive. 😂
The look on Whitney’s face when Tim acted liked he didn’t like the potato chips he just wolfed down was perfect.
And it was right after he said they were great lol
What a rare glimpse into seeing Tim Dillon eating. The more caviar he ate the more animalistic he became. Toward the end it was as though he had completely lost himself. So serious yet so blank. I had chills the whole time.
This was weirdly deep . Lol
It's funny how Bert acts like the food he prepares is random, and it's merely a coincidence when he prepares food that his guests really love, has something to do with their heritage, or relates to them in some other way.
wasnt it amazin to watch tho. man is a spectacular dirtbag
Well Tim said it was an emotional thing (caviar) so it’s like a stimulus that triggers a deep emotional Xmas as a kid again.
Lmaooooooooooooo
It's great to see Tim reaching out to help these sick people. Bless up 🙏
Watching Bert try to read the caviar tin lids upside down rather than flipping them first is the most Bert thing in this video 🤣🤣
That confirms he's from Florida.
Lol. I didn’t catch that at first. It’s so true 😂
Best comment ever!!😂😂
I'd say it's him making that noise he does for almost an hour.
Whitney saying, She doesn’t have girlfriend energy, she has ex wife energy, is about as perfectly correct as could’ve been said.
She's like the crazy ex girlfriend who tells everyone you are the one who is nuts when in fact it is her and everyone knows it. But you guys still hook up occasionally and also get into loud shouting arguments spontaneously in front of guests.
@@christopherboxford9556 That’s quite the projection, friend. Sounds like you’ve played knifey spoony before?
@@DepthFromAbove I don't know what knifey spoony is but it sounds fun
@@DepthFromAbove Here check it out, look up "Whitney Cummings: I Love You" look at the photo taken for the cover for this special and tell me I'm wrong...
@@christopherboxford9556 looks like she plays knifey spoony, no doubt. m.th-cam.com/video/mcE0aAhbVFc/w-d-xo.html
Bert saying “it’s not that bad! It’s not that bad”😂😂
Tim saying, the first thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise and the last thing is also mayonnaise😭
Tim constantly wondering when the food will get started and be done is all of us 😂
Bernart still doesn’t realize that most of us watching actually enjoy cooking/low key impressed by his cooking skills
@@nickp440 disturbed** by his cooking skills
@@squatchit5700 i mean, if i saw bert make a hot pocket I would be impressed. perspective!
Tim and Whitney are throwing heaters at each other. This is absolute gold! Tremendous!
Tim is not Whitney
@@diogoferreira9413 they’re both funny so when conservative incels like you comment something like that, it just lets everyone know your the conservative incel
@@Mijo1810 wtf does funny have to do with conservative you americans have lost your fucking mind
@@Mijo1810 How is it being a conservative incel to think Whitney Cummings is not funny?
It's a real knife fight
Tim’s faces at everything Bert does while making the salmon is must see tv
Tim is scared and super disgusted 😂😂
100% lol
Tim && Whitney together are a whole ass VIBE😂😂😂
Bert hiding by crouching behind the counter while Tim and Whitney rip apart the mayonnaise salmon had me gasping for air.
Me too!
Sounds like a little kid crying
It’s the screaming 😂😂😂 I couldn’t take it lmfao
Bert is a man child
Burnt laughs like this man th-cam.com/video/Fkk9DI-8el4/w-d-xo.html
Whitney tries to finish a rant but Bert can’t stop laughing at Tim’s last joke 😂
Tim best bits:
6:30 Michael Jackson's doctor...Whitney headbutt's table
11:14 Whitney seafood...see food on the way up
13:00 Pudding
18:50 Roe...as in Roe v Wade...eggs of a puppy
21:50 Whitney on a date
53:00 One Idea
1:03:10 Mayonnaise
Whitney's worst bits:
The whole show
What was the one idea referencing!? I don’t get it!!
@@jessmira223 glad someone asked. 😂
Dillion continues his streak of appealing to morons with his dumb ass jokes. I seriously don’t get this guy’s popularity. Same with a Schulz and Gillis. White men love mediocrity.
1:08:50 Thats enough
My second time watching this episode. My favorite, especially watching Tim watch Bert prepare the salmon. 😆
44:29 The genuine concern on Tim’s face at whatever Bert is doing has me cracking up 😂
I felt the fear of food poisoning mixed with the calculation on whether or not to risk it being a fatty boombatty through the screen lmao. Like moth to a flame
@@xbabu142x the thought of “oh wait we have to eat what Bert’s cooking”
Just rewatched and I'm in tears. Concern, fear, disbelief... he had it all there.
@@JasonSvoboda it’s like a parent watching their child do math and realizing they’re an idiot
@@WesleyB-Rook 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣holy shit that the exact face..I'm fucking dying
Funniest part of the episode was Tim’s face as he’s analyzing Bert’s every move. Lmao
berts always so ignorant
hhahahaha just thought the same thing had to check the comments
Tim is the reason I’m here. He sold me jewels years ago and I have yet to receive my jewels. In our last correspondence I was instructed to simply “quit being a loser” and to “figure it out”.
Fake b i z n e z
Best comment ever
Is "jewels" code for Sub Prime Mortgage?
We're talking snow?
The King of fake business.
Tim Dillon: where did you get this recipe, Family Court?? I’m dying😂😂😂
Why bert thought he'd pull something off for the 2 most expensive pallets in comedy is pure gold in itself
who? Tim and Bert? lol
@@letmehandlethis69 I'm dead 🤣
Tim's pallet is equal to Whitney. A lot of salty stuff.
Whitney ruins the whole thing.
I don't dislike Whitney but I also don't dislike brendan schaub so what the fuck do I know
I kept waiting for Tim Dillon to refer to the mayo covered salmon as a hate crime. Him roasting Bert and lamenting not getting cheeseburgers is pure gold. I just want to watch the last 10 minutes on a loop!
I've never laughed harder then when Tim says "Eat your mayonnaise" to Whitney. Tim was a riot this whole episode.
1:03:28 😂
Than
Tim and Whitney are the couple of the century, let’s face it.
I love the dynamic of these three very much. Perfection.
Check it out…I came up with this delish little something;smoked salmon wontons. I use the chunk smoke salmon, add fine chop habenero, crushed almonds, 1/2 goat cheese | 1/2 cream cheese, chop scallions-2/3 for mixture | 1/3 for later-dish to side. Mix all listed gingerly with fork. Heat balsamic vinegar and honey to reduce to syrup. Build your wonton *I use pre made wonton squares in produce section. Air fry those little bad boys until golden.
Drizzle crisp wontons with your set up balsamic honey drizzle, sprinkle scallions and toasted sesame seeds.
Serve with sparkling wine.
Mwauh. ❤
I like how Whitney is the one talking most of the time and still feels like she’s the one interrupting a date 😂
She finally went all the way and ruined her face. Now she’s not funny and not hot.
I think we heard 2 totally different shows.
@@xhandhele whitney sucks
Well, one openly came out as gay, and the other one is Tim Dillon. Of course it felt like a date.
The only way to pull Bert out of a spiral of laughter is a few words from Whitney. Masterful work Tim.
I don’t care how many of these you do, this is the best one. Tim at the end saying “I think that’s about enough.” 😂 This was the funniest shit show ever.
Every so often I come back and watch the last 10 minutes of this to have the best laugh of my lifetime. Never gets old
Tim's "You used hotdog condements on Salmon" was amazing.
🤣 best moment for sure
This was fun. Putting Tim and Whitney together is gold.
Tim’s face watching Bert prepare food is something I could watch weekly
yeah he was really grossed out lmfao
"The first thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise and the last thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise" Hands down the funniest part of the whole ordeal
"the public is over hydrated" what an unbelievably quick thing to say. tim is seriously one of the best in the game of all time.
Isn't there a plastic liner in canned beverages? Or is that just the carbonated ones to stop the CO2 from reacting with the metal?
@@raidzeromatt ummm i'm not really sure to be quite honest with you.
@@raidzeromatt no.
@@beejereeno2 no I meant, isn't there a plastic liner in ALL aluminum canned beverages
There's a video you can watch where a guy melts the aluminum with some solvent that the plastic is resistant to
I just didn't know if they all had them
Tim is seriously one of the only comedians who have never once made me laugh
This is the genuis of Tim. Tim knew this wasn't looking right when he asked about where Bert got the recipe. You can see him staring at the amount of mayo bert puts on. Then he decided to let it go for the better laugh when and if it was as bad as it looked. Awesome episode.
I saw that.
@@ducksinarowpatience Yeah it is fun watching wheels turning in someone's head when inspiration hits.
@lucius8675 he was trying to hide how repulsive he found it. 🤣 And as you point out saving the ammo for later. It is really funny to me, with him, especially because I'm of Irish descent grew up in Jersey and my dad was from Long Island. I can see cultural similarities in Tim that I see with my siblings. He reminds me if my older sister. I'm not being sarcastic or facetious. It's just the things he says and his delivery. Not sure I'm explaining myself well. Anyway cheers! #lifeinthebigcity and "I think that's probably about enough". 🤣
Meh, spread that shit out, sprinkle chopped/minced garlic on it, black pepper, chives and salt of your choice. It’s great when done right.
Kewpie is Japanese mayonnaise btw just so nobody gets mislead by Burt's drunken rambling
We need Tim to narrate over this explaining what he’s thinking when Whitney’s talking
Oh you know what he’s thinking. 🤯🔫
The last 10 minutes or so are the hardest I’ve laughed for a podcast in a long time
The way Tim said this is roe very wade and just kept eating, I love him
Tim foreshadowed the whole episode at 8:57 when Whitney asks, "What's this for? What are we celebrating?" and he says: "Well he's doing a nice... you know this is gonna be a big thing he's got mayonnaise..."
Fr tho 😂
Shes such a dick… he offers her champagne and says “no” as if she’s got huge stuff to go do. Ridiculous to commit to something and act annoyed
Bert dying of laughter while Tim is trashing his food!! Hahahaha 😂😂
literally worth the wait for the end lmfaooooooooooo bert . this recipe can be good if theyre all mixed correctly not bathed in mayo lol. also honey and pesto is a quick easy delish topping for salmon if anyone cares lol
Fresh ginger and lemon.
Pancake syrup marmalade and bacon, geez git wid it!
@@discoverneweyesmarmalade is better off in the trash can
You can tell Tim made one hell of an effort being nice to Brittany
Brittany😂
Karen
The last 10 minutes had me crying, especially when Tim scooped the mayo up
This is definitely an episode I have been waiting for💪🏽
"I think that's probably about enough," is the greatest line ever, delivered flawlessly.
God, I can feel Tim's anxiety radiating through the screen. 😂 He is just hyper fixated on every ingredient Bert is preparing.
It’s very important.
Fish over steak
tim is a top notch comedian and thinker, i don't know if anxiety, but he's there to do a job.
he's kind of like the whiskey ginger whatever his name is. similar persona and energy (although him i hate, he seems way less likeable).
I think its a mix of that and him trying to block out Whitney's screeching
them gay perks!, any straight guy would be fixated on Whitney god i didn't know she was this hot
I love that Tim only cares about the food and is transfixed on all of it.
Tim knows how to make anything funny He found his mark and he went to work
@@johnmillay6790 i just don’t know how to find a gayer alex jones funny
@@Ottophil well u can keep on looking on where to find it or just move the f*** along
How can you not be fixated on the meal having a jowel filled with saliva lispy spit talker hovering over your food who touches his face constantly and never washes his hands? Oh and showers in the pool and is just gross in every regard... I'm shocked that people are willing to eat anything he prepares honestly lmfao
Lol he doesn't even look at her when she talks
have been excited for this episode since i heard bert talk about it. love whitney and tim together
I love Bert's version of post-nut clarity he has after dying laughing.
In doctors appointment and just heard Percocet pudding and spit my coffee everywhere then started choking and my eyes watering, Tim and Whitney are hilarious and Bert’s laugh just pushed me over the edge
Very underrated duo cos whiney is wild to other people But with Tim she's a passive aggressive puppy 😂😂😂
"Where did you get this recipe? Family court??" Tim Dillon is a national treasure 😂
Tim and Whitney need a dinner party themed show asap 😂😂😂
Billionaires MukBang
@james wood damn thats a good name 💯💰🏆
This is a great idea. I can see the dressed up dinner interviews and quips
I would love to see a show where Tim and Whitney interview conspiracy theorists.
He would strangle her after 3 episodes
Whitney is very likeable with people that match her comedy, which is not always on her own podcast.
Tim casually trashing the food while still eating it is amazing 😂
This episode made me realize something. Bert and Whitney both are best in a particular role in conversations with comics. They are generators. They have super strong personalities, and they keep the conversation moving. Random hypotheticals, stuff they have been thinking about, talking games, questions to pass around the room, they fill up the bulk of conversation. This lets comedians that are better in the quips department (Tim, Tom, etc.) sit back and chime in when there is a good opportunity for a joke. They produce a river of stuff, and the comedian in the other roll can pluck something out of that river and spin it into gold. It's a lot like the idea of a straight man, except in reverse. They are the "crooked men" and Tim is the one slam dunking all the setups they give him.
cringe
Nice word salad
It’s a lot easier to say Tim is the only funny one here
Tim’s look of disgust while Bert is cooking is awesome
Lmfao "Id make Percocet Pudding"
LMFAO OMG!!!!!!!
"I like how youre pretending to not know how to pronounce it."
THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
He's goin at her like theyre brother and sister smfh
He is a fucking wizard
i can see why you would think that if you have no knowledge of her but that has been a joke for 15 years
@@VampiresAreRealGuys you're so cool
Tim got me so good at the end with “No, I think that’s enough.” 😂😂😂
Hilarious!! 😆
I rewatched that part so many times haha
So quick with it too 😂
Whitney said, "Glasses don't help with illiteracy." 🤣 killed me dead.
“I think that’s probably about enough” Tim D 😂😂😂😂😂
This episode was 20% mayonnaise 80% yelling.
This has been my favorite episode so far... OMG Bert you nailed it with Whitney and Dillon, You need to have them again pls! 🙏👍👌👌😆👏😊
Bert licking his fingers constantly while preparing their food is peak Bert
Classic Bart 🤢
It all went off the rails at 9:00 when Tim says "well he's doing a nice thing, he has mayonnaise" 😂
I’m glad someone wise caught that. Lol
Foreshadowing the Mayo shit show 😂
I'm here for Tim's trolling of Bert's bad cooking and Whitney's bad botox
If that's bad botox then sign me up.
She’s probably the sexiest comic in the game and I never even noticed the Botox but I think she’s just wearing a lot of makeup not Botox lol
Who’s hotter Whitney Cummings or Angelina Jolie?
@@johnwoods5095 Mark Normand.
Who wants to f meth-based scarecrows?
😂😂
That last 15-20 minutes had me in tears laughing, this show is too good!
Tim is a national treasure. Let's enjoy him while we have him
@@mixwell12333 hes john wayne gacy clone
If Tim lost about 50 pounds then he went all Joe Rogan (gained a shit-ton of muscle) then of course he would be hot.
@@stevenconrady1990 you mean do a bunch a steroids and HGH
Let's enjoy the 2-3 years we have left.
Where the fk did he come from lol??
Tim Dillon is so funny, even comedians don’t understand him. Never stop
every time Whitney attempts a joke, and they just ignore her, my heart is smiling 🌞
That’s a sad thing to admit lol
@@iantompkins7552 I hope she sees this bro
@@callumpoole5021 okay haircut
@@Antonio-hb8rd it was network sitcom comedy writing...a 5 year old could do it.
unfortunately that's where the money is and the majority of the country is dumb as a rock.
As soon as Bert said "this isn't enough I need to pumch it up" I knew it wasn't turning out well. But Tim is pure gold every time.
I literally laughed like Bert when Tim started laying into how terrible the salmon dish was. "Its just hot mayonnaise"
The one hundred dollar hotdogs are starting to sound pretty good right about now. 🌭😂
Best part forsake
I'm literally dying. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. They can't tell if it's the fart or the salmon they're tasting/smelling, all while Bert is dying laughing. I said the same thing. Damn, that's a lot of mayonnaise.
I wish Tim and Whitney would get married as a power move and start an empire 😂
Lmao Tim was on fire this episode, haven’t seen that on his show in a while so a nice reminder how great he is
He needs a target and he’s gold
Tim is a better feature. Not the main star
I love the part where Bert picked up the salmon with his hands, then coughed in to his hand, then reached down and grabbed his waste band to pull up his pants, then wiped his hand across his mouth, and then continued cooking without washing his hands. 😂
🤣 💀
Lmfao
So Bert
While Tim is looking on in sheer horror
Is there anything more Bert?
Fighting through Whitney to hear Tim is truly hard work worth doing
Whitney and Tim need their own show together 😂😂😂
Damn Whitney really went 0-30 on this one. She kept looking at tim to see if he was laughing. And he didn't. Not once 🤣
Omg man. You gotta love Tim.
He's tired of her shit! 😂
She’s better alone instead of trying to impress funnier comics. Nothin but internet level love tho 😊
@@guytyler4871 that's so true
She admits to being codependent, but at least she's self-aware about it and actively tries to overcome her codependent tendencies. Remember, she grew up dirt poor in poverty with an abusive mother.
been home for a month with a broken hand listening to podcasts. I had to go back to work because Tim Dillon rants started to make sense. The world needs more tim dillions
There were a couple moments where Whitney looked into the camera and I immediately fell in love! She looks great!
Anyone else feel like Whitney just needs a hug
I'm glad I finally made the time to watch this. I drive for a living so I tend to only listen. But I knew I needed to actually watch this show. I'm happy with my decision ☺️
Tim’s old joke going right over Whitney’s head was comedy gold 😭
“It’s not history”
“We’ll for one of us it is”😂😂😂
I think he was referring to his mom just dying
I liked Tim's recent stand up special quite a bit, but I think his natural comedic riffing is better. Between these three, good chemistry. Great episode!
He was much much funnier on his podcast than he is doing standup.
But since Ben left it has been getting pretty unfunny
I feel the same way about most comedians vs their podcasts.
@jeremiaha5167 Definitely man, it's a damn shame but Tim's podcast has been steadily getting less and less funny. His stand-up is below par but I used to love his podcasts. The porch era is amazing, back in the day when Timmy was hungry, angry, and desperate to climb the greasy pole.
Bert even said as he was spreading the mayo that it was supposed to be "A thin layer." 🤣🤣
Really this show is 🔥🔥
Fingertips. Whitney: your fingertips shouldn’t be a legitimate measure theyre swollen.
Salmon is so easy to cook well 🤣 the fact that Bert can't cook + the fact that Tim consistently eats at high quality restaurants makes this so good. Insane dynamic between these three
Bert can't cook? Your standards are preposterous
He did another string of these Somethings Burning shows before and did a really good job on alot of complex meals
I'm so glad this show is back! I feared for so long that new episodes weren't going to be made, which would've made me super sad.
Tim and Whitney are a good combo . Hilarious
Tim’s face while Bert was frosting that salmon with mayo like it was a cake…