Something’s Burning S2 E05: Tim Dillon & Whitney Cummings Try Caviar & Dijon Baked Salmon

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  • @andyperkins6642
    @andyperkins6642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2489

    Tim and Whitney have the energy of a divorced couple, that has yet to tell anyone they are divorced, but still shows up to social engagements together.

    • @kingheart9555
      @kingheart9555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      🤣 I see the beginning of a great movie concept in this comment

    • @bumbleWeaver
      @bumbleWeaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      every fucking time with these 2. the classic chubby gay guy, too annoying to be with but nice to look at straight chick, combo. overly cynical. god i miss the 90s and early 2000s...

    • @K11G4N
      @K11G4N 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Holy shit man that caught off guard of how accurate that is 😂

    • @pathora
      @pathora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is too accurate. 50:54

    • @kevinledvina9387
      @kevinledvina9387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This should be the TOP comment!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ShredHouseGaming
    @ShredHouseGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3004

    Tim Dillon never publicly enjoying Whitney is my favorite thing

    • @andrewcavasos1449
      @andrewcavasos1449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      That's how he lost ben 🤣

    • @digitalsalsas
      @digitalsalsas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I think he publicly enjoys her much more than he would ever publicly enjoy you, shred house

    • @johnlawrence5383
      @johnlawrence5383 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@digitalsalsas maybe if she fucked him

    • @wnrandom98
      @wnrandom98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      They have like 6 podcast episodes together. They're friends. Wtf are you on about?

    • @snavisTM
      @snavisTM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I love when random nobodys on the internet project their own weird feelings onto thing they're watching... You disklike Whitney (and probably any woman comedian) so much you're actually making up scenarios in your head.
      It's pretty sad

  • @calebkeife5823
    @calebkeife5823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    Tim Dillon might be the most effortlessly hilarious person I’ve ever seen

    • @VampiresAreRealGuys
      @VampiresAreRealGuys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he is clearly trying quite hard. he was on the whole show. whitney was more casual and she is insanely neurotic.

    • @somethingiwrote9074
      @somethingiwrote9074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@VampiresAreRealGuys definitely not, she was just trying to force jokes left and right that didn't work and were uncomfortable. Tim seemed way more laid back with his attitude

    • @ducksinarowpatience
      @ducksinarowpatience ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Irish heritage. We're born with it.

    • @nicktg319
      @nicktg319 ปีที่แล้ว

      used to be a tim fan, hes an ass though for more reasons than one

    • @connordouglas9565
      @connordouglas9565 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m so happy I watched this 😂🤣🤣

  • @thinkplanetearth2946
    @thinkplanetearth2946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Making Percocet pudding for Whitney as a last meal was the funniest comment by Tim where even he cracked himself up as he was telling it. He literally snorted as soon as he said it. I had to rewind a few times and laughed just as hard each time.

  • @toddkonrad2407
    @toddkonrad2407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Tim’s legitimate focus on the caviar tasting while still sniping Whitney is admirable.

  • @blahblahblah1988
    @blahblahblah1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3346

    Tim is the only person that I’ll suffer through Whitney for.

    • @jrufus9169
      @jrufus9169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      Tim is the only person that I'll suffer through Bert for.

    • @dellila9301
      @dellila9301 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s annoying

    • @letmehandlethis69
      @letmehandlethis69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      double facts lol Tim kept this episode alive

    • @nicka7150
      @nicka7150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      You should see her at skanfest, she might be the coolest lol

    • @aconran72
      @aconran72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A hundred percent

  • @GK-qc5ry
    @GK-qc5ry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    Bert coughing, rubbing his beard and pulling up his pants whilst handling the food is 10/10

    • @kingwild772
      @kingwild772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      wiping his nose too 😂😂

    • @ZedNebuloid
      @ZedNebuloid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And remember, he has admitted to wiping his ass with his bare hands before too.

    • @stinkypinky8090
      @stinkypinky8090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seriously 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jeter23
      @Jeter23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Mix that with taking the salmon out after only 9 minutes and you got yourself a hot dose of bert

    • @rudyjakobs1317
      @rudyjakobs1317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Imagine the cooks you cant see preparing your food 😮

  • @JDaddyBlack
    @JDaddyBlack ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Tim and Whitney’s friendship dynamic makes me believe that everything in the world is still “really” normal and ok. They’re back and forth brother/sister jabs are my fentanyl 😂

  • @gstate1091
    @gstate1091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    This is the most I laughed in a podcast 🤣🤣🤣
    "you'll love caviar, it's easy to throw up" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @teaCupkk
      @teaCupkk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And the Percocet-pudding is right on the heels of it. Welcome to the roast of Whitney Cummings.

    • @phnix6242
      @phnix6242 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      also its Roe V Wade

  • @FreeOfAllFear
    @FreeOfAllFear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    Tim was on fire the whole time him and Whitney need to remake will and grace and call it pills and pounds 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zeragon7
    @zeragon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    My God, Tim's ability to absolutely paralyze people with laughter from one small comment is unreal. I died along with Bert and Whitney when he said "I think that's probably about enough." 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @die4race
      @die4race 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      " Unless we're going to talk about the vaccine for 3 hours " 💀

    • @funnydonor9484
      @funnydonor9484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Too bad his stand up is poo poo

    • @zeragon7
      @zeragon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@funnydonor9484 oh wow the guy who always has to come in on a positive comment and shit on something. How original.

    • @Chris-P
      @Chris-P 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nice try aunt Kath, you're still not coming to Thanksgiving!

    • @funnydonor9484
      @funnydonor9484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zeragon7 it’s kind of my thing

  • @zamorafernando76
    @zamorafernando76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    44:25 Tim's expression 😆 to Bert prepping the salmon is hilarious 😂

    • @marcuslangenderfer1917
      @marcuslangenderfer1917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😆😆Dude thats an amazing catch. He's just dialed in on the slamon while pretending to listen to Whitney droning on

    • @nickinskeep
      @nickinskeep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      dude this is killing me, I can't stop watching it zoomed in on tim's face

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He has some concerns...

    • @spectazular7489
      @spectazular7489 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is not ideal.​@@josef2012

    • @tubby6339
      @tubby6339 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And then Burt coughs on his hand and towards the salmon. Then pulls his pants up. Everything is contaminated

  • @bleedgreen52
    @bleedgreen52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Tim’s face while Bert prepares the salmon is priceless

    • @nikoneko798
      @nikoneko798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      haha yes, he hated it from the start

    • @stephaniefitzsimon1021
      @stephaniefitzsimon1021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      46:10 Tim's face right before he spreads the mayonnaise on the salmon. 😂

    • @michaelreimer6055
      @michaelreimer6055 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Horror. Then asked how do you think you'll die?

    • @SkeetSystem
      @SkeetSystem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      44:30

    • @1988ZER
      @1988ZER 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stephaniefitzsimon1021 I'm dying....he's so confused and upset lol

  • @Ze-Germanzuk
    @Ze-Germanzuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    Gotta respect Whitney, she swings and misses every single joke but just keeps going 🤣

    • @kggregorie
      @kggregorie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Like a female Luis J. Gomez

    • @Darkhare33
      @Darkhare33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ehh... call it try hard

    • @Mijo1810
      @Mijo1810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Incels

    • @AirWindFire
      @AirWindFire 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mijo1810 Im female. And married. She’s shlt.

    • @stephaniefitzsimon1021
      @stephaniefitzsimon1021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Whitney's perseverance and mental fortitude as a comedian is honestly impressive. 😂

  • @Kmanjr0
    @Kmanjr0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The look on Whitney’s face when Tim acted liked he didn’t like the potato chips he just wolfed down was perfect.

    • @b__p
      @b__p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And it was right after he said they were great lol

  • @youngwmhs5229
    @youngwmhs5229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    What a rare glimpse into seeing Tim Dillon eating. The more caviar he ate the more animalistic he became. Toward the end it was as though he had completely lost himself. So serious yet so blank. I had chills the whole time.

    • @ricosuace6996
      @ricosuace6996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This was weirdly deep . Lol

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's funny how Bert acts like the food he prepares is random, and it's merely a coincidence when he prepares food that his guests really love, has something to do with their heritage, or relates to them in some other way.

    • @jordanmartin3434
      @jordanmartin3434 ปีที่แล้ว

      wasnt it amazin to watch tho. man is a spectacular dirtbag

    • @wolfm8097
      @wolfm8097 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well Tim said it was an emotional thing (caviar) so it’s like a stimulus that triggers a deep emotional Xmas as a kid again.

    • @danwiberg8537
      @danwiberg8537 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaooooooooooooo

  • @LPyellowking
    @LPyellowking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    It's great to see Tim reaching out to help these sick people. Bless up 🙏

  • @Nick-ds6oc
    @Nick-ds6oc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Watching Bert try to read the caviar tin lids upside down rather than flipping them first is the most Bert thing in this video 🤣🤣

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That confirms he's from Florida.

    • @damoncisneros
      @damoncisneros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol. I didn’t catch that at first. It’s so true 😂

    • @stinkypinky8090
      @stinkypinky8090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best comment ever!!😂😂

    • @mrimpossible4353
      @mrimpossible4353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd say it's him making that noise he does for almost an hour.

  • @DepthFromAbove
    @DepthFromAbove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Whitney saying, She doesn’t have girlfriend energy, she has ex wife energy, is about as perfectly correct as could’ve been said.

    • @christopherboxford9556
      @christopherboxford9556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She's like the crazy ex girlfriend who tells everyone you are the one who is nuts when in fact it is her and everyone knows it. But you guys still hook up occasionally and also get into loud shouting arguments spontaneously in front of guests.

    • @DepthFromAbove
      @DepthFromAbove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@christopherboxford9556 That’s quite the projection, friend. Sounds like you’ve played knifey spoony before?

    • @christopherboxford9556
      @christopherboxford9556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DepthFromAbove I don't know what knifey spoony is but it sounds fun

    • @christopherboxford9556
      @christopherboxford9556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DepthFromAbove Here check it out, look up "Whitney Cummings: I Love You" look at the photo taken for the cover for this special and tell me I'm wrong...

    • @DepthFromAbove
      @DepthFromAbove 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christopherboxford9556 looks like she plays knifey spoony, no doubt. m.th-cam.com/video/mcE0aAhbVFc/w-d-xo.html

  • @Justo773
    @Justo773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Bert saying “it’s not that bad! It’s not that bad”😂😂
    Tim saying, the first thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise and the last thing is also mayonnaise😭

  • @kristenbarron1379
    @kristenbarron1379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Tim constantly wondering when the food will get started and be done is all of us 😂

    • @nickp440
      @nickp440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bernart still doesn’t realize that most of us watching actually enjoy cooking/low key impressed by his cooking skills

    • @squatchit5700
      @squatchit5700 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickp440 disturbed** by his cooking skills

    • @nickp440
      @nickp440 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@squatchit5700 i mean, if i saw bert make a hot pocket I would be impressed. perspective!

  • @Zkullz69
    @Zkullz69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Tim and Whitney are throwing heaters at each other. This is absolute gold! Tremendous!

    • @diogoferreira9413
      @diogoferreira9413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tim is not Whitney

    • @Mijo1810
      @Mijo1810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@diogoferreira9413 they’re both funny so when conservative incels like you comment something like that, it just lets everyone know your the conservative incel

    • @diogoferreira9413
      @diogoferreira9413 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mijo1810 wtf does funny have to do with conservative you americans have lost your fucking mind

    • @jimbeanie8985
      @jimbeanie8985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mijo1810 How is it being a conservative incel to think Whitney Cummings is not funny?

    • @LimorG
      @LimorG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a real knife fight

  • @sethhildebrand8753
    @sethhildebrand8753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Tim’s faces at everything Bert does while making the salmon is must see tv

    • @veemack9129
      @veemack9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tim is scared and super disgusted 😂😂

    • @ElChuntyCabra
      @ElChuntyCabra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      100% lol

  • @djyua9157
    @djyua9157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Tim && Whitney together are a whole ass VIBE😂😂😂

  • @facelessbeauty
    @facelessbeauty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Bert hiding by crouching behind the counter while Tim and Whitney rip apart the mayonnaise salmon had me gasping for air.

    • @TheDavejmcknight
      @TheDavejmcknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too!

    • @onnholiday
      @onnholiday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds like a little kid crying

    • @Wodenseyes
      @Wodenseyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s the screaming 😂😂😂 I couldn’t take it lmfao

    • @TheJulesfoote
      @TheJulesfoote 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bert is a man child

    • @JaymeLaplante
      @JaymeLaplante 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burnt laughs like this man th-cam.com/video/Fkk9DI-8el4/w-d-xo.html

  • @JasonDelodovici
    @JasonDelodovici 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Whitney tries to finish a rant but Bert can’t stop laughing at Tim’s last joke 😂

  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Tim best bits:
    6:30 Michael Jackson's doctor...Whitney headbutt's table
    11:14 Whitney seafood...see food on the way up
    13:00 Pudding
    18:50 Roe...as in Roe v Wade...eggs of a puppy
    21:50 Whitney on a date
    53:00 One Idea
    1:03:10 Mayonnaise

    • @Kraftravioli
      @Kraftravioli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Whitney's worst bits:
      The whole show

    • @jessmira223
      @jessmira223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What was the one idea referencing!? I don’t get it!!

    • @whanauof5
      @whanauof5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessmira223 glad someone asked. 😂

    • @gorgejung307
      @gorgejung307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dillion continues his streak of appealing to morons with his dumb ass jokes. I seriously don’t get this guy’s popularity. Same with a Schulz and Gillis. White men love mediocrity.

    • @prakwillem
      @prakwillem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      1:08:50 Thats enough

  • @lumpydavidg2201
    @lumpydavidg2201 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My second time watching this episode. My favorite, especially watching Tim watch Bert prepare the salmon. 😆

  • @WesleyB-Rook
    @WesleyB-Rook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    44:29 The genuine concern on Tim’s face at whatever Bert is doing has me cracking up 😂

    • @xbabu142x
      @xbabu142x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I felt the fear of food poisoning mixed with the calculation on whether or not to risk it being a fatty boombatty through the screen lmao. Like moth to a flame

    • @WesleyB-Rook
      @WesleyB-Rook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@xbabu142x the thought of “oh wait we have to eat what Bert’s cooking”

    • @JasonSvoboda
      @JasonSvoboda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just rewatched and I'm in tears. Concern, fear, disbelief... he had it all there.

    • @WesleyB-Rook
      @WesleyB-Rook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JasonSvoboda it’s like a parent watching their child do math and realizing they’re an idiot

    • @lawrencecarlson2151
      @lawrencecarlson2151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WesleyB-Rook 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣holy shit that the exact face..I'm fucking dying

  • @jakesmall3454
    @jakesmall3454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Funniest part of the episode was Tim’s face as he’s analyzing Bert’s every move. Lmao

    • @MrOvlov02
      @MrOvlov02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      berts always so ignorant

    • @flipmode9236
      @flipmode9236 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hhahahaha just thought the same thing had to check the comments

  • @plnkfloydian7814
    @plnkfloydian7814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Tim is the reason I’m here. He sold me jewels years ago and I have yet to receive my jewels. In our last correspondence I was instructed to simply “quit being a loser” and to “figure it out”.

    • @josephdeseta
      @josephdeseta 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fake b i z n e z

    • @natedoggschip
      @natedoggschip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Best comment ever

    • @h0gb0t
      @h0gb0t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is "jewels" code for Sub Prime Mortgage?

    • @yvesnux7264
      @yvesnux7264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We're talking snow?

    • @2ndhandsextoy838
      @2ndhandsextoy838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The King of fake business.

  • @ChristineOBrien-yb6uh
    @ChristineOBrien-yb6uh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Tim Dillon: where did you get this recipe, Family Court?? I’m dying😂😂😂

  • @flandog85
    @flandog85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Why bert thought he'd pull something off for the 2 most expensive pallets in comedy is pure gold in itself

    • @letmehandlethis69
      @letmehandlethis69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      who? Tim and Bert? lol

    • @johnmillay6790
      @johnmillay6790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@letmehandlethis69 I'm dead 🤣

    • @j.a.r.family2576
      @j.a.r.family2576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tim's pallet is equal to Whitney. A lot of salty stuff.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Whitney ruins the whole thing.

    • @flandog85
      @flandog85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't dislike Whitney but I also don't dislike brendan schaub so what the fuck do I know

  • @adamconley7926
    @adamconley7926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I kept waiting for Tim Dillon to refer to the mayo covered salmon as a hate crime. Him roasting Bert and lamenting not getting cheeseburgers is pure gold. I just want to watch the last 10 minutes on a loop!

  • @WiiNESticles
    @WiiNESticles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I've never laughed harder then when Tim says "Eat your mayonnaise" to Whitney. Tim was a riot this whole episode.

  • @michelemurphy3541
    @michelemurphy3541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Tim and Whitney are the couple of the century, let’s face it.
    I love the dynamic of these three very much. Perfection.

    • @michelemurphy3541
      @michelemurphy3541 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check it out…I came up with this delish little something;smoked salmon wontons. I use the chunk smoke salmon, add fine chop habenero, crushed almonds, 1/2 goat cheese | 1/2 cream cheese, chop scallions-2/3 for mixture | 1/3 for later-dish to side. Mix all listed gingerly with fork. Heat balsamic vinegar and honey to reduce to syrup. Build your wonton *I use pre made wonton squares in produce section. Air fry those little bad boys until golden.
      Drizzle crisp wontons with your set up balsamic honey drizzle, sprinkle scallions and toasted sesame seeds.
      Serve with sparkling wine.
      Mwauh. ❤

  • @Kbwintyy
    @Kbwintyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I like how Whitney is the one talking most of the time and still feels like she’s the one interrupting a date 😂

    • @raouldukesgolfshoes1253
      @raouldukesgolfshoes1253 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She finally went all the way and ruined her face. Now she’s not funny and not hot.

    • @xhandhele
      @xhandhele 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think we heard 2 totally different shows.

    • @Mrwill1041
      @Mrwill1041 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xhandhele whitney sucks

    • @Usernam321
      @Usernam321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, one openly came out as gay, and the other one is Tim Dillon. Of course it felt like a date.

  • @MikeS-uv1jb
    @MikeS-uv1jb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The only way to pull Bert out of a spiral of laughter is a few words from Whitney. Masterful work Tim.

  • @carolgoodwin7537
    @carolgoodwin7537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I don’t care how many of these you do, this is the best one. Tim at the end saying “I think that’s about enough.” 😂 This was the funniest shit show ever.

  • @therealdial
    @therealdial 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Every so often I come back and watch the last 10 minutes of this to have the best laugh of my lifetime. Never gets old

  • @CIRCLEOFTONE
    @CIRCLEOFTONE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Tim's "You used hotdog condements on Salmon" was amazing.

  • @michaelhallen2808
    @michaelhallen2808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This was fun. Putting Tim and Whitney together is gold.

  • @patimbarrato5103
    @patimbarrato5103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Tim’s face watching Bert prepare food is something I could watch weekly

    • @phlee1629
      @phlee1629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah he was really grossed out lmfao

  • @Wholelotta708
    @Wholelotta708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "The first thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise and the last thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise" Hands down the funniest part of the whole ordeal

  • @christianpackard8674
    @christianpackard8674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "the public is over hydrated" what an unbelievably quick thing to say. tim is seriously one of the best in the game of all time.

    • @raidzeromatt
      @raidzeromatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't there a plastic liner in canned beverages? Or is that just the carbonated ones to stop the CO2 from reacting with the metal?

    • @christianpackard8674
      @christianpackard8674 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raidzeromatt ummm i'm not really sure to be quite honest with you.

    • @beejereeno2
      @beejereeno2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raidzeromatt no.

    • @raidzeromatt
      @raidzeromatt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beejereeno2 no I meant, isn't there a plastic liner in ALL aluminum canned beverages
      There's a video you can watch where a guy melts the aluminum with some solvent that the plastic is resistant to
      I just didn't know if they all had them

    • @anthonyburton8393
      @anthonyburton8393 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tim is seriously one of the only comedians who have never once made me laugh

  • @lucius8675
    @lucius8675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This is the genuis of Tim. Tim knew this wasn't looking right when he asked about where Bert got the recipe. You can see him staring at the amount of mayo bert puts on. Then he decided to let it go for the better laugh when and if it was as bad as it looked. Awesome episode.

    • @ducksinarowpatience
      @ducksinarowpatience ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw that.

    • @lucius8675
      @lucius8675 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ducksinarowpatience Yeah it is fun watching wheels turning in someone's head when inspiration hits.

    • @ducksinarowpatience
      @ducksinarowpatience ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @lucius8675 he was trying to hide how repulsive he found it. 🤣 And as you point out saving the ammo for later. It is really funny to me, with him, especially because I'm of Irish descent grew up in Jersey and my dad was from Long Island. I can see cultural similarities in Tim that I see with my siblings. He reminds me if my older sister. I'm not being sarcastic or facetious. It's just the things he says and his delivery. Not sure I'm explaining myself well. Anyway cheers! #lifeinthebigcity and "I think that's probably about enough". 🤣

    • @KPITGangsta
      @KPITGangsta ปีที่แล้ว

      Meh, spread that shit out, sprinkle chopped/minced garlic on it, black pepper, chives and salt of your choice. It’s great when done right.

    • @dank_productions94
      @dank_productions94 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kewpie is Japanese mayonnaise btw just so nobody gets mislead by Burt's drunken rambling

  • @charlief8171
    @charlief8171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    We need Tim to narrate over this explaining what he’s thinking when Whitney’s talking

    • @z17seattle
      @z17seattle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh you know what he’s thinking. 🤯🔫

  • @casirm
    @casirm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The last 10 minutes or so are the hardest I’ve laughed for a podcast in a long time

  • @jhondoux
    @jhondoux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The way Tim said this is roe very wade and just kept eating, I love him

  • @AlienTrees
    @AlienTrees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Tim foreshadowed the whole episode at 8:57 when Whitney asks, "What's this for? What are we celebrating?" and he says: "Well he's doing a nice... you know this is gonna be a big thing he's got mayonnaise..."

    • @briangalloway3684
      @briangalloway3684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr tho 😂

    • @jorgepadilla9945
      @jorgepadilla9945 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shes such a dick… he offers her champagne and says “no” as if she’s got huge stuff to go do. Ridiculous to commit to something and act annoyed

  • @evandercaldwell9993
    @evandercaldwell9993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Bert dying of laughter while Tim is trashing his food!! Hahahaha 😂😂

  • @theladytiger_
    @theladytiger_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    literally worth the wait for the end lmfaooooooooooo bert . this recipe can be good if theyre all mixed correctly not bathed in mayo lol. also honey and pesto is a quick easy delish topping for salmon if anyone cares lol

    • @ducksinarowpatience
      @ducksinarowpatience ปีที่แล้ว

      Fresh ginger and lemon.

    • @discoverneweyes
      @discoverneweyes ปีที่แล้ว

      Pancake syrup marmalade and bacon, geez git wid it!

    • @dosh45554
      @dosh45554 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@discoverneweyesmarmalade is better off in the trash can

  • @kjnewell7243
    @kjnewell7243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    You can tell Tim made one hell of an effort being nice to Brittany

    • @wes7949
      @wes7949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brittany😂

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Karen

  • @DOGO8991
    @DOGO8991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The last 10 minutes had me crying, especially when Tim scooped the mayo up

  • @BeSome1
    @BeSome1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This is definitely an episode I have been waiting for💪🏽

  • @snugglebadger3727
    @snugglebadger3727 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I think that's probably about enough," is the greatest line ever, delivered flawlessly.

  • @johnperish
    @johnperish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    God, I can feel Tim's anxiety radiating through the screen. 😂 He is just hyper fixated on every ingredient Bert is preparing.

    • @jasondraughon8825
      @jasondraughon8825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s very important.

    • @stevepower778
      @stevepower778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fish over steak

    • @axos3130
      @axos3130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      tim is a top notch comedian and thinker, i don't know if anxiety, but he's there to do a job.
      he's kind of like the whiskey ginger whatever his name is. similar persona and energy (although him i hate, he seems way less likeable).

    • @rocky13m
      @rocky13m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think its a mix of that and him trying to block out Whitney's screeching

    • @eduardoescobar1906
      @eduardoescobar1906 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      them gay perks!, any straight guy would be fixated on Whitney god i didn't know she was this hot

  • @voicesofdetroit
    @voicesofdetroit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I love that Tim only cares about the food and is transfixed on all of it.

    • @johnmillay6790
      @johnmillay6790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tim knows how to make anything funny He found his mark and he went to work

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnmillay6790 i just don’t know how to find a gayer alex jones funny

    • @guyledouche6039
      @guyledouche6039 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ottophil well u can keep on looking on where to find it or just move the f*** along

    • @guyledouche6039
      @guyledouche6039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How can you not be fixated on the meal having a jowel filled with saliva lispy spit talker hovering over your food who touches his face constantly and never washes his hands? Oh and showers in the pool and is just gross in every regard... I'm shocked that people are willing to eat anything he prepares honestly lmfao

    • @GK-qc5ry
      @GK-qc5ry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol he doesn't even look at her when she talks

  • @justforepic
    @justforepic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    have been excited for this episode since i heard bert talk about it. love whitney and tim together

  • @HawtDawgWadder
    @HawtDawgWadder ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love Bert's version of post-nut clarity he has after dying laughing.

  • @gregallen7795
    @gregallen7795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    In doctors appointment and just heard Percocet pudding and spit my coffee everywhere then started choking and my eyes watering, Tim and Whitney are hilarious and Bert’s laugh just pushed me over the edge

    • @veemack9129
      @veemack9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very underrated duo cos whiney is wild to other people But with Tim she's a passive aggressive puppy 😂😂😂

  • @joshiboi6135
    @joshiboi6135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Where did you get this recipe? Family court??" Tim Dillon is a national treasure 😂

  • @KatKhatibi
    @KatKhatibi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Tim and Whitney need a dinner party themed show asap 😂😂😂

    • @jameswood1935
      @jameswood1935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Billionaires MukBang

    • @TheEasyLifee
      @TheEasyLifee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @james wood damn thats a good name 💯💰🏆

    • @whoaskedforthis8320
      @whoaskedforthis8320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is a great idea. I can see the dressed up dinner interviews and quips

    • @ninemimesleft
      @ninemimesleft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would love to see a show where Tim and Whitney interview conspiracy theorists.

    • @alexanderkvitrovn9828
      @alexanderkvitrovn9828 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would strangle her after 3 episodes

  • @ptptpt123
    @ptptpt123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Whitney is very likeable with people that match her comedy, which is not always on her own podcast.

  • @dylanfrazier7750
    @dylanfrazier7750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Tim casually trashing the food while still eating it is amazing 😂

  • @aelfgernon7729
    @aelfgernon7729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This episode made me realize something. Bert and Whitney both are best in a particular role in conversations with comics. They are generators. They have super strong personalities, and they keep the conversation moving. Random hypotheticals, stuff they have been thinking about, talking games, questions to pass around the room, they fill up the bulk of conversation. This lets comedians that are better in the quips department (Tim, Tom, etc.) sit back and chime in when there is a good opportunity for a joke. They produce a river of stuff, and the comedian in the other roll can pluck something out of that river and spin it into gold. It's a lot like the idea of a straight man, except in reverse. They are the "crooked men" and Tim is the one slam dunking all the setups they give him.

    • @LordConstrobuz
      @LordConstrobuz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      cringe

    • @atavachronn
      @atavachronn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice word salad

    • @callumpoole5021
      @callumpoole5021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s a lot easier to say Tim is the only funny one here

  • @iknowallthesadsongs2115
    @iknowallthesadsongs2115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Tim’s look of disgust while Bert is cooking is awesome

  • @triberedeyetv5971
    @triberedeyetv5971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lmfao "Id make Percocet Pudding"
    LMFAO OMG!!!!!!!
    "I like how youre pretending to not know how to pronounce it."
    THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
    He's goin at her like theyre brother and sister smfh
    He is a fucking wizard

    • @VampiresAreRealGuys
      @VampiresAreRealGuys 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i can see why you would think that if you have no knowledge of her but that has been a joke for 15 years

    • @closer20jc
      @closer20jc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VampiresAreRealGuys you're so cool

  • @phanied.3772
    @phanied.3772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Tim got me so good at the end with “No, I think that’s enough.” 😂😂😂

  • @noonefromnowhere307
    @noonefromnowhere307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Whitney said, "Glasses don't help with illiteracy." 🤣 killed me dead.

  • @keithst.laurent9024
    @keithst.laurent9024 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I think that’s probably about enough” Tim D 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GrapefruitMcgilicuddy
    @GrapefruitMcgilicuddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This episode was 20% mayonnaise 80% yelling.

  • @epifaniomolina4543
    @epifaniomolina4543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This has been my favorite episode so far... OMG Bert you nailed it with Whitney and Dillon, You need to have them again pls! 🙏👍👌👌😆👏😊

  • @joebarra1010
    @joebarra1010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Bert licking his fingers constantly while preparing their food is peak Bert

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classic Bart 🤢

  • @pragmaticparadox5981
    @pragmaticparadox5981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It all went off the rails at 9:00 when Tim says "well he's doing a nice thing, he has mayonnaise" 😂

    • @ADekuKid
      @ADekuKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m glad someone wise caught that. Lol

    • @The-nz8ui
      @The-nz8ui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Foreshadowing the Mayo shit show 😂

  • @shawnsavant1296
    @shawnsavant1296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I'm here for Tim's trolling of Bert's bad cooking and Whitney's bad botox

    • @eyesee1509
      @eyesee1509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      If that's bad botox then sign me up.

    • @johnwoods5095
      @johnwoods5095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She’s probably the sexiest comic in the game and I never even noticed the Botox but I think she’s just wearing a lot of makeup not Botox lol

    • @johnwoods5095
      @johnwoods5095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who’s hotter Whitney Cummings or Angelina Jolie?

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@johnwoods5095 Mark Normand.
      Who wants to f meth-based scarecrows?

    • @johnwoods5095
      @johnwoods5095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

  • @scubawithatuba
    @scubawithatuba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That last 15-20 minutes had me in tears laughing, this show is too good!

  • @WuhSuhDood
    @WuhSuhDood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Tim is a national treasure. Let's enjoy him while we have him

    • @_barnac
      @_barnac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mixwell12333 hes john wayne gacy clone

    • @stevenconrady1990
      @stevenconrady1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If Tim lost about 50 pounds then he went all Joe Rogan (gained a shit-ton of muscle) then of course he would be hot.

    • @seamusbenn2967
      @seamusbenn2967 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevenconrady1990 you mean do a bunch a steroids and HGH

    • @jajahgadis
      @jajahgadis ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's enjoy the 2-3 years we have left.

    • @Sugarshane88
      @Sugarshane88 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where the fk did he come from lol??

  • @benjip9349
    @benjip9349 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Tim Dillon is so funny, even comedians don’t understand him. Never stop

  • @HolographicSweater
    @HolographicSweater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    every time Whitney attempts a joke, and they just ignore her, my heart is smiling 🌞

    • @iantompkins7552
      @iantompkins7552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s a sad thing to admit lol

    • @callumpoole5021
      @callumpoole5021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@iantompkins7552 I hope she sees this bro

    • @iantompkins7552
      @iantompkins7552 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@callumpoole5021 okay haircut

    • @leemp337
      @leemp337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Antonio-hb8rd it was network sitcom comedy writing...a 5 year old could do it.
      unfortunately that's where the money is and the majority of the country is dumb as a rock.

  • @TrundleTheGreat
    @TrundleTheGreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As soon as Bert said "this isn't enough I need to pumch it up" I knew it wasn't turning out well. But Tim is pure gold every time.

  • @aimhighmediaservices8875
    @aimhighmediaservices8875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I literally laughed like Bert when Tim started laying into how terrible the salmon dish was. "Its just hot mayonnaise"

    • @stephaniefitzsimon1021
      @stephaniefitzsimon1021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The one hundred dollar hotdogs are starting to sound pretty good right about now. 🌭😂

    • @jakecalabrese8699
      @jakecalabrese8699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best part forsake

  • @majorxdf
    @majorxdf ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm literally dying. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. They can't tell if it's the fart or the salmon they're tasting/smelling, all while Bert is dying laughing. I said the same thing. Damn, that's a lot of mayonnaise.

  • @fernandomayen5635
    @fernandomayen5635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I wish Tim and Whitney would get married as a power move and start an empire 😂

  • @MultiBluedog123
    @MultiBluedog123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Lmao Tim was on fire this episode, haven’t seen that on his show in a while so a nice reminder how great he is

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He needs a target and he’s gold

    • @carlozcabrera
      @carlozcabrera 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim is a better feature. Not the main star

  • @mjbetts1
    @mjbetts1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I love the part where Bert picked up the salmon with his hands, then coughed in to his hand, then reached down and grabbed his waste band to pull up his pants, then wiped his hand across his mouth, and then continued cooking without washing his hands. 😂

  • @seanoreilly1832
    @seanoreilly1832 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Fighting through Whitney to hear Tim is truly hard work worth doing

  • @RDBOY100
    @RDBOY100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Whitney and Tim need their own show together 😂😂😂

  • @MrJORDANnumba1
    @MrJORDANnumba1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Damn Whitney really went 0-30 on this one. She kept looking at tim to see if he was laughing. And he didn't. Not once 🤣

    • @Muench13
      @Muench13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Omg man. You gotta love Tim.

    • @djyua9157
      @djyua9157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's tired of her shit! 😂

    • @guytyler4871
      @guytyler4871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She’s better alone instead of trying to impress funnier comics. Nothin but internet level love tho 😊

    • @djyua9157
      @djyua9157 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guytyler4871 that's so true

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She admits to being codependent, but at least she's self-aware about it and actively tries to overcome her codependent tendencies. Remember, she grew up dirt poor in poverty with an abusive mother.

  • @Benjamin-xv2hg
    @Benjamin-xv2hg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    been home for a month with a broken hand listening to podcasts. I had to go back to work because Tim Dillon rants started to make sense. The world needs more tim dillions

  • @asaya7768
    @asaya7768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There were a couple moments where Whitney looked into the camera and I immediately fell in love! She looks great!

  • @nope8637
    @nope8637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Anyone else feel like Whitney just needs a hug

  • @richardbailes916
    @richardbailes916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm glad I finally made the time to watch this. I drive for a living so I tend to only listen. But I knew I needed to actually watch this show. I'm happy with my decision ☺️

  • @rileydallaire9923
    @rileydallaire9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Tim’s old joke going right over Whitney’s head was comedy gold 😭
    “It’s not history”
    “We’ll for one of us it is”😂😂😂

    • @chelseascrazy
      @chelseascrazy ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he was referring to his mom just dying

  • @dettloff7
    @dettloff7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I liked Tim's recent stand up special quite a bit, but I think his natural comedic riffing is better. Between these three, good chemistry. Great episode!

    • @jeremiaha5167
      @jeremiaha5167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was much much funnier on his podcast than he is doing standup.
      But since Ben left it has been getting pretty unfunny

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel the same way about most comedians vs their podcasts.

    • @TomNoles007
      @TomNoles007 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@jeremiaha5167 Definitely man, it's a damn shame but Tim's podcast has been steadily getting less and less funny. His stand-up is below par but I used to love his podcasts. The porch era is amazing, back in the day when Timmy was hungry, angry, and desperate to climb the greasy pole.

  • @jiiig8667
    @jiiig8667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Bert even said as he was spreading the mayo that it was supposed to be "A thin layer." 🤣🤣
    Really this show is 🔥🔥

    • @edithmr21o
      @edithmr21o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fingertips. Whitney: your fingertips shouldn’t be a legitimate measure theyre swollen.

  • @michaelsantoro170
    @michaelsantoro170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Salmon is so easy to cook well 🤣 the fact that Bert can't cook + the fact that Tim consistently eats at high quality restaurants makes this so good. Insane dynamic between these three

    • @robb5744
      @robb5744 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bert can't cook? Your standards are preposterous

    • @stewart8908
      @stewart8908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did another string of these Somethings Burning shows before and did a really good job on alot of complex meals

  • @IsThatAaronKrey
    @IsThatAaronKrey ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm so glad this show is back! I feared for so long that new episodes weren't going to be made, which would've made me super sad.

  • @michaelnaughton1179
    @michaelnaughton1179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Tim and Whitney are a good combo . Hilarious

  • @alexw9869
    @alexw9869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Tim’s face while Bert was frosting that salmon with mayo like it was a cake…