"he looks like he's walking out of court, and he was 100% right, and he's already mentally getting past that, and thinking about how he's going to take justice into his own hands, like he's gonna fucking kneecap somebody.. that's if you wake him up 20 minutes early"
As a 33 year old who always got brutal hangovers even as a youngin, I’m pretty sure the secret to old guys going hard for a weekend is a little bit of coke or Adderall with the liquor at night, with tremendous Gatorade, sleep a couple hours, then start the morning with a little piece of Klonopin, a 30mg oxycodone, a Bloody Mary and a big greasy breakfast. It’s like the partying version of no interest financing... you get a few days and nights without paying for it, then you pay out the ass for a couple days after you’re done.
But I’m not an alcoholic and I’m a pussy with hangovers - so I guess that’s just what I would need to keep going. I’m guessing there are some absolute animals out there who can get by on nothing but booze, bacon & cigarettes for 3 Days.
+Vertical Horizon I would just stick with Ginger Ale because I don't drink. However, the fact you mentioned Crown Royal with Ginger Ale would make me want to take part in that synergetic beverage lol
...me n the Boyz do exactly this. We all chip in And get a BnB on Shadow Lane in Green Bay. Not even a Packers fan but the atmosphere is Sic. 1 of a kind.
really this should be a show on tv. it would be hilarious...nevermind automatically better than half of tv already because 1/2 of tv is unwatchable. love the blender & bon jovi part!
OMG if I was your friend I would loose my fucking mind. Seriously my head would fucking explode. Like to travel and would stay in cheap hotels that were almost always flooded with college punks. Screaming and yelling till 2am with music so loud I could hear the words with my door shut.
I would kill to see a video of drunk bill at the football game. We've all seen bill I want to see the real bill where he doesn't know he's being videotaped
Thats when you know you're a hardcore alcoholic boozer when you can get absolutely smashed, pass out drunk, wake up 5 hours later and start getting drunk again. Yuck...
I regards to your last comment with where he's at, perhaps he attract fans attention who aren't pieces of shit. Demographic of fans, would most likely be like minded with your rants. It is a cunt act to film someone against their will. I'm sure you would agree so the ones who know you, may have had enough respect to leave you be.
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"Wanted" .... (WAAANNTTTEEDD !!!!)
REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Incredible
*wife voice* "Can you pick up some more, fuckin...yeast" lmfao
Oh my i was like .....lmao this guy is in the zone :)
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need a Wanted Dead or Alive edit with Bill yelling “WAAAANTEEEEEED” in the background” during the chorus😂
Coz I'm wanted!
(WAAANNNTEED)
"Can you pick up some more fuckiinnnn'....yeast..." LMAO
I like how he keeps saying he was punching up the script just in case his business partners are listening.
ol' freckleface sure knows how to paint a picture
YOU JUST SLIP OUT THE BACK JACK!
When a truly married guy goes on vacation with his family it's not his version of a vacation. What you saw was a married guys dream vacation.
The comparison with guy who just lost a case in court was really funny.
gart76 that's pretty accurate assessment of a morning hater
“Can you pick up some yeast?!!” 🤣🤣
Wanteeeed
I laughed so goddamn hard
7:15
The way Bill describes these guys has me never wanting to get married.
A Dagger go MGTOW everyone else is
A Dagger marriage is a joke
+A Dagger it's piece of paper.
+Mister Grimm It's a contract.
Maltese Falcon Like I said.....a piece of paper.............................. that can ruin your life.
"he looks like he's walking out of court, and he was 100% right, and he's already mentally getting past that, and thinking about how he's going to take justice into his own hands, like he's gonna fucking kneecap somebody.. that's if you wake him up 20 minutes early"
I looked for this story for half an hour during lunch today at work and now I finally found it but I gotta go to bed
Glad you found it!
So funny how everything makes Bill annoyed and angry, but total mayhem... loves it! Can even work on a script 😂
One of my favorite clips of all time!
Sounds like one of the best fucking weekends ever, Bill. Hilarious
"Me and Virzi are married"
I took that completely differently than intended.
2:31 Oh my God, I just spit out my soda. Bill, be careful with the wording. XD
“That fuckin machine” you mean a blender bill 😂😂
Anyone else picture Bill Burr at a typewriter when he says he's punching up the script? lol
He had a great voice...but wat the fuck rite? Lol my dude funny
As a 33 year old who always got brutal hangovers even as a youngin, I’m pretty sure the secret to old guys going hard for a weekend is a little bit of coke or Adderall with the liquor at night, with tremendous Gatorade, sleep a couple hours, then start the morning with a little piece of Klonopin, a 30mg oxycodone, a Bloody Mary and a big greasy breakfast.
It’s like the partying version of no interest financing... you get a few days and nights without paying for it, then you pay out the ass for a couple days after you’re done.
But I’m not an alcoholic and I’m a pussy with hangovers - so I guess that’s just what I would need to keep going. I’m guessing there are some absolute animals out there who can get by on nothing but booze, bacon & cigarettes for 3 Days.
Wtf ur a head dude
maybe you get bad hangovers cuz your stomach lining has been destroyed by pills
Hardly seems worth it
Crown Royal and Ginger Ale; the solution to the week.
+Vertical Horizon I would just stick with Ginger Ale because I don't drink. However, the fact you mentioned Crown Royal with Ginger Ale would make me want to take part in that synergetic beverage lol
Now that I'm 40, i drink like a maniac when I'm with my friends for a weekend. It only happens a few times a year and we all overdue it
That bon jovi bit had me crying
LOL you describing that guy waking up is hilarious
When he said “Me and...uh...” To start the story I already knew who the FELLAS were gonna be
Awesome story
Great visuals lol hilarious
I’m crying laughing this was great
This is the greatest story. I fucking love it
I was just listening to dead or alive and had to come here after for bill’s version
7:16 XD
HYSTERICAL HAHAHAHA
This was a great story
This is so true, lol!
...me n the Boyz do exactly this.
We all chip in And get a BnB
on Shadow Lane in Green Bay.
Not even a Packers fan but the
atmosphere is Sic. 1 of a kind.
I would watch this show.
Truth.
I pissed my self with the margarita blender.. Hahahhaha
The Psycho On The Plane is still funnier than this, but this story is fucking hilarious.
TheSlammurai where ya going BILL
TheSlammurai what ya doing in Minneapolis BILL
TheSlammurai I love this story so much, I think it ties with the plane story honestly
Aaron Connell its indianapolis u fuckin bitcchhhh
really this should be a show on tv. it would be hilarious...nevermind automatically better than half of tv already because 1/2 of tv is unwatchable.
love the blender & bon jovi part!
Yes!! Real live audience people asking for advice in person or calling in would be the best ever!!
@@smileyattitude6807 it would be good stuff for sure
never change bill
omg this shit was fucking hilarious!!!!
funny shit!
Only the names will chAAAnge😂
Punching up the script
DUDE! DON'T GO TO THOSE GAMES! YOU'RE A JINX!!!
6:30 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Suzie chipped her tooth on the coffee table...
Lost it at yeast
OMG if I was your friend I would loose my fucking mind. Seriously my head would fucking explode. Like to travel and would stay in cheap hotels that were almost always flooded with college punks. Screaming and yelling till 2am with music so loud I could hear the words with my door shut.
I would kill to see a video of drunk bill at the football game. We've all seen bill I want to see the real bill where he doesn't know he's being videotaped
Crying, while shitting. :-)
6:35
7:04 Satan? is that you?
+Ben Vasquez you just fed me a rofl-waffle
OHHH JEEEEEEESUS !!!
👍
LOL dude DO NOT got to an Ohio State home game!
because Ohio is a shithole?
i wonder if gingers feel connected to eachother like other minorities?
I'm sure no more than childlike adults do.
Leave the poor bastards alone. Gingers get skin cancer just by browsing expedia.
Lmfao
If you rearrange ginger you get the n word.
@@geordangundelfinger8922 coincidence!?!?!
Party until 3 and then wake up 4 hours later? Shit that sounds like everyday life to me since I was 16( I'm in my 30s now)
Me too until about 40 then I slowed down a bit. now 54 still party and staying up late. Best thing I'm retired. Have fun.
Wonder what's bills favorite gar. .
What is it you were doing Bill? Oh yeah.you were "punching up your script". Got it. You were "punching up this script". Right. Good. Still got it.
That song is so cheesy and overused but also fucking power if you're on a bike or in the gym, like Sabotage by the Beastie Boys
Thats when you know you're a hardcore alcoholic boozer when you can get absolutely smashed, pass out drunk, wake up 5 hours later and start getting drunk again. Yuck...
# bill burr wanted dead or alive
I have no idea why the fuck he is in this house with these dudes - there is almost no context at the start!
agreed what is this fucking house lol
frarfarf just a little vacation he went on
I regards to your last comment with where he's at, perhaps he attract fans attention who aren't pieces of shit. Demographic of fans, would most likely be like minded with your rants. It is a cunt act to film someone against their will. I'm sure you would agree so the ones who know you, may have had enough respect to leave you be.