Please tell me why people say it's wrong to laugh at your own jokes. I don't get it. Like I cook a good ass meal, I'm gonna say "whoa that tastes pretty good". Why is it illegal to laugh at your own jokes, I do it all the time. Maybe unfunny people don't get it because they're not funny and therefore never laugh at their own jokes. But us funny people on the other hand are sooo funny that we just can't help it
3:55 - 4:25 I love the subtle shift in tone to create a character. Billy Ball Bags created a plausible character in mere seconds when he leaned in on the joke. that was some dope improv skills.
This might be the best string of digressions I've ever heard from Bill. Even when the man is rambling like he's 80, his comedic mechanics and instincts are all over it.
The southern get off property cause the chickens are too big voices skit he just did was hilarious. I could picture the whole thing in my head as he was saying it. Hahaha
This podcast is awesome. Bill is so funny. I wish I would have started listening to him earlier and watching his comedy before this year. It probably had something to do with his really annoying accent, but then again he's from New England just like I was as a kid, but I don't have the accent. Truly hilarious dude. Glad I decided to watch his comedy and now listen to the podcast. Also glad about the great points he makes on so many subjects. He's like an everyman.
My favorite; when you were like 8-9 yrs old and your mom or dad would write a letter to the corner store for cigarettes and add that you could buy 25cents worth of candy. That was like garbage bag weight amount of candy. Stores actually sold about 100 different kinds of candy AND NOT IN BAGS. You got a little paper bag and spent AN HOUR choosing each one, you got deals like 5 for a penny.potato chips were 5 cents. And you got a COMIC BOOK. 25 cents was great. $1.00 was HITTING THE LOTTERY. We were free to roam like a pack of wolves because EVERYONE knew who you were and WOULD NOT HESITATE to smack you AND call your mother. Where you got smacked again. We thought we were free and wild not understanding that our whole community knew each one of us and our parents and were watching.
ROFL 😂 "the ankle bone there is connected to the knee bone". Fuckin-a Bill, my wife was sleeping but not after my outburst of laughter. Soooo worth it!
BEST chicken I ever had was India... I ordered, guy picked up a live chicken that was just pecking the ground beside the grill, swung it around, chopped its head, PLUCKED IT, rubbed the shit on it and grilled it. FRESH AND FUCKING AMAZING DUDE!
"Don't ya just wish you could do with Heroin what ya do McDonalds? Just every once in a while?" Bill, I expected you to say that very thing about alcohol lol.
I made KFC for about a year. The stores just order whatever the local poultry purveyor is selling at the moment. In other words, it is not some kind of specally bread KFC chicken. It's the exact same stuff you see in the cooler at your local supermarket. What makes the stuff out-of-this-world good is the seasoning and the pressure cooking, not because it was designed by Frankenstein or some such.
The problem with modern cars is that they don't have manual window rollers anymore, it's all electric nowadays. If you take out the key, the shit doesn't work. I, a grown ass man, got stuck in this little black Audi TT in the middle of hot and sunny summer's day when my friend left me in the car to go get some cash out of the ATM and forgetfully locked the car out of a habit. I tried to roll down the window and unlock the doors and nothing worked. By the time she came back some 10 mins later, I was all covered in sweat (and I'm not a sweaty or fat person).
I just love how you exaggerate random words for no reason like "cyadnals" and "fahmahs fuckin mahkit". Has me struggling to contain my drink in my mouth.
Thomas Gaige I think that little tone he uses is that of Archie Bunker. Kills me every time. I would like to know who or what influenced his voice for women.
My mom would have us 6 kids in the car, visit Grandma, tell us to stay in the car. Sure. We were all over the postage stamp yard Grandma's house had, in an old neighborhood typical of the 20's. We were used to a nice suburban yard. Mom would come out and yell every now and then. No big deal.
I live in Saint Charles about 10 minutes away from zanies comedy club. That would be amazing if you came back there one day I will definitely be there to see you
88Keyz102 Poultry (chickens, turkeys, etc.) are not given any growth hormones, steroids, or anything like that, no matter what. They don't respond, no point. That's why "Organic" chicken is a fucking scam to price gouge dumbasses who buy into the whole 'organic food is magically healthier' that Whole Foods and other companies have marketed so effectively.
ryanexsus No, you're full of shit. Federal regulations have never permitted steroids to be used in poultry; additionally, the primary steroid used in livestock (a beta-adrenergic agonist) has no effect on poultry - again, there would be no point. You are just talking out your ass.
Its nothing new. Parents used to give kids (even babies) small amounts of alcohol to make them calm. My danish grandmother spiked my tea with rum to make me sleepy. No wonder I'v developed a habit!
the way to parenting kids is not making them fear you. rather, make them respect their consequences in a fair way and explain to them WHY you doing whatever they just did is bad. more importantly, the guy who is coming down FAIRLY with an iron fist is the ideal parent.
This fuckin podcast was fuckin great. Bill burr is fuckin funny. KF fuckin C has decent fuckin chicken but fuckin churches is fuckin good too. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Hahah bill your hick voice never ceases to make me scream laugh, love your work brother . Keep it up ...or you'll be homeless I guess... As well as I would have much less material to listen to. ;)
We no longer use the term "spastic" in the UK any more, largely because children would use the contraction "spaz" as a insult for someone if they were a bit slow or stupid. Indeed the National Spastics Society changed its name in 1994 to "Scope" and thus, the term "Spaz" has generally fallen out of favour as a playground insult. Now, if you are a bit slow or stupid you are likely to be called a "Scoper".
I died at "honey get the gun". Bill gives me life
I love it when Bill laughs about his own jokes
flukkin hilarious......
His laugh reminds me of an old friend of mine who passed away a few years back.
Please tell me why people say it's wrong to laugh at your own jokes. I don't get it. Like I cook a good ass meal, I'm gonna say "whoa that tastes pretty good". Why is it illegal to laugh at your own jokes, I do it all the time. Maybe unfunny people don't get it because they're not funny and therefore never laugh at their own jokes. But us funny people on the other hand are sooo funny that we just can't help it
@@vitocorleone1462 is a fart a ghost? yes it's the ghost of LUNCH! HAHA that's the joke I always laugh at myself when I tell that joke..
It's part of it. Laughing shows you're relaxed and hearing people laugh makes you more likely to laugh
3:55 - 4:25 I love the subtle shift in tone to create a character. Billy Ball Bags created a plausible character in mere seconds when he leaned in on the joke. that was some dope improv skills.
Simply Brilliant Billy. That part of the podcast is funny as He!!!
2 years later and that bit is still hilarious 😂 honey get the gun
These are the gold years of this podcast. FARMERS FHHAKIN MHHHAAARKEEEET !!!
This might be the best string of digressions I've ever heard from Bill. Even when the man is rambling like he's 80, his comedic mechanics and instincts are all over it.
haha!! "... i said get the hell outta here. Honey where's my gun?"
Gold.
lol this guy.. hes all over the place. i mean im used to it but i still get amazed by the rants its glorious
I love how bill starts to talk in a character and then struggles to get out of it😂😂😂😂
"i use the term chicken very loosely" shit haha xD
Gideon almost passed out
“Roided up , beakless, chickens with Dolly Parton breastesses.”
Fahmahs Fuckin Mahhkit!!!! LOL
honey get the guun
“There’s no such thing as a 9 pound chicken!” LMAO
"the ankle bone's connected to the knee bone"
Riley Shea what that means anyway😁
I immediately thought of Dr. Nick. I believe the knee bone was also connected to the "red thing" in his version.
bill relaxing probably tipsy on a sunday night is the best funniest shit! this whole thang had me DYING!
The last time I ate kfc I had a miscarriage from my ass. Never again.
+Apple Bee it wreaked havoc on my guts
+Chris Allen ..I used to work there.. they made us cook chicken that smelled like rotten eggs.. Its pretty safe to say that food is garbage.
😂😂😂😂
lmao
HAH! Jesus lol
I binge listen to Bill Burr when I’m sad or mad
Van Morrison??? I cant stop laughing!
"Dude it was awwwesome, I don't remember shit.." Every second of this clip is fucking golld!
5:08 :all natural?
:well...
:c'mon where is it?? 😂😂😂
Hilarious how it sounds like he gets worked up & stands up when he's warning "get the fuck off my property"
The southern get off property cause the chickens are too big voices skit he just did was hilarious. I could picture the whole thing in my head as he was saying it. Hahaha
4:10 got me in tears, too funny
Same bro lmao
💀💀💀
“What’s that show that takes place on the jersey shore... Jersey shore!!”
Hahah that shit got me
This podcast is awesome. Bill is so funny. I wish I would have started listening to him earlier and watching his comedy before this year. It probably had something to do with his really annoying accent, but then again he's from New England just like I was as a kid, but I don't have the accent. Truly hilarious dude. Glad I decided to watch his comedy and now listen to the podcast. Also glad about the great points he makes on so many subjects. He's like an everyman.
My favorite; when you were like 8-9 yrs old and your mom or dad would write a letter to the corner store for cigarettes and add that you could buy 25cents worth of candy. That was like garbage bag weight amount of candy. Stores actually sold about 100 different kinds of candy AND NOT IN BAGS. You got a little paper bag and spent AN HOUR choosing each one, you got deals like 5 for a penny.potato chips were 5 cents. And you got a COMIC BOOK. 25 cents was great. $1.00 was HITTING THE LOTTERY.
We were free to roam like a pack of wolves because EVERYONE knew who you were and WOULD NOT HESITATE to smack you AND call your mother. Where you got smacked again.
We thought we were free and wild not understanding that our whole community knew each one of us and our parents and were watching.
Or when you wanted to rent an R rated movie so the guy at the store called your mom at home and she said it was okay.
ROFL 😂 "the ankle bone there is connected to the knee bone". Fuckin-a Bill, my wife was sleeping but not after my outburst of laughter. Soooo worth it!
How does Bill Burr come up with this shit? That bit with Charlie and the car window bit was too funny.
4:21 you're welcome
get the fuck off my property! lol
honey get the gun
I almost busted a fucking lung when he said" 9 pound fucking chicken " 😂
Dolly Parton breasteses omffgg i lost it
FAHMUZ FUKKN MAHKKET!!!
BEST chicken I ever had was India...
I ordered, guy picked up a live chicken that was just pecking the ground beside the grill, swung it around, chopped its head, PLUCKED IT, rubbed the shit on it and grilled it.
FRESH AND FUCKING AMAZING DUDE!
Drinking water during this and almost spit it all over the place when he describes chicken having drugs in them to sedate kids
"Don't ya just wish you could do with Heroin what ya do McDonalds? Just every once in a while?"
Bill, I expected you to say that very thing about alcohol lol.
4:56 Iwannawanna
Lookin over a fuckin cadahvah
This highlight is great
The noise of the pretend scuffle. Brilliant.
biscuitbins My all time favorite Bill Burr podcast because of that!
3:57 I love hillbilly burr
you got the forearm strength to roll down the window 😂🤣✌🐕
Getting the word 'Respect' confused with the word 'Fear' right there. Make 'em afraid while they're young, yeeehaw!
LOL! What was that show on the New Jersey Shore?.....Jersey Shore! LOL
I made KFC for about a year. The stores just order whatever the local poultry purveyor is selling at the moment. In other words, it is not some kind of specally bread KFC chicken. It's the exact same stuff you see in the cooler at your local supermarket. What makes the stuff out-of-this-world good is the seasoning and the pressure cooking, not because it was designed by Frankenstein or some such.
JC Penny sells chicken??? Hmmm lol
I get mine from Macys
+SkilledEddie I prefer Verizon's chicken
Autozone chicken is amazing
+O'zerick Beales EEEEEEEEEW LOL
zoe stary LOL
The best ever.
In Australia KFC stands for Kan’t Fucking Cook 😂
I come back here just to hear his Hick voice lines for an easy laugh.
4:11 omg im dead hahha
That Mark Maguire analogy is a killer!
The problem with modern cars is that they don't have manual window rollers anymore, it's all electric nowadays. If you take out the key, the shit doesn't work. I, a grown ass man, got stuck in this little black Audi TT in the middle of hot and sunny summer's day when my friend left me in the car to go get some cash out of the ATM and forgetfully locked the car out of a habit. I tried to roll down the window and unlock the doors and nothing worked. By the time she came back some 10 mins later, I was all covered in sweat (and I'm not a sweaty or fat person).
I just bought a 2018 Nissan with roll down windows and manual doors that only take a key. So, they do exist. And I saved $3,000!
I just love how you exaggerate random words for no reason like "cyadnals" and "fahmahs fuckin mahkit". Has me struggling to contain my drink in my mouth.
.....lookin over a fuckin Cadavahhh.....
right?
Playing up his boston accent.
Thomas Gaige I think that little tone he uses is that of Archie Bunker. Kills me every time. I would like to know who or what influenced his voice for women.
aintgonnahappen
Would be awesome if it was Edith Bunker.
Completely unrelated, but LONG LIVE MSF!!!!
Van Morrison... one of the Vans 😂 😂 😂 I'm done with your witchcraft
"I was hungOVER!" Is it just me or does he sound like some TV preacher when he does that?
I take parenting advice from bill exclusively
"Kentucky Fried Fuckin' Chicken" lol
FAHHHHMAAAAHHHS FUUUUCKIN MAHHHHHHKET
4:53 i wonna i wonna oh i wonna wonna i wanna all natural ahahahahah
j
Rip Charlie Murphy
Billy Burr, What a fucking Beauty.
LMAO that matrix joke killed me
As a drunk guy without a medical degree I can confirm that 42 days will cleanse your liver
Im done with your witchcraft! - hahaha brilliant.
FAHMAHS FUCKIN MAHKET
Had me dying at 4:03
Now I introducing....Atlanta Fried Piegion .....Cops Eat 12% off...
The turkey part killed me
this shit is some of Burr at his finest... hilarious storytelling, I hope he makes this stuff into a bit
My mom would have us 6 kids in the car, visit Grandma, tell us to stay in the car. Sure. We were all over the postage stamp yard Grandma's house had, in an old neighborhood typical of the 20's. We were used to a nice suburban yard. Mom would come out and yell every now and then. No big deal.
Great one Mr Burr
The fact I got a McDonald's ad after this lmfao
I live in Saint Charles about 10 minutes away from zanies comedy club. That would be amazing if you came back there one day I will definitely be there to see you
Americans don't want steroids in baseball players. We want steroids in our chicken though.
88Keyz102 Poultry (chickens, turkeys, etc.) are not given any growth hormones, steroids, or anything like that, no matter what. They don't respond, no point. That's why "Organic" chicken is a fucking scam to price gouge dumbasses who buy into the whole 'organic food is magically healthier' that Whole Foods and other companies have marketed so effectively.
keysersozae Sanderson Farms, Heritage Farms, and Perdue all use steroids in the feed. What you said is just not true.
ryanexsus No, you're full of shit. Federal regulations have never permitted steroids to be used in poultry; additionally, the primary steroid used in livestock (a beta-adrenergic agonist) has no effect on poultry - again, there would be no point.
You are just talking out your ass.
I don't understand what the big deal is with steroids in baseball. Why not?
+88Keyz102 We don't give our chickens $30 million contracts.
the way he says mark mcgwire... sounds like a frikken chicken.
Its nothing new. Parents used to give kids (even babies) small amounts of alcohol to make them calm. My danish grandmother spiked my tea with rum to make me sleepy. No wonder I'v developed a habit!
A spastic joke is not out off line at all. If they get offended and know they are going to see you, I'm glad they got offended 😂
Bill got the grilled chicken for him self lol
wrapper on an ice cream sandwich...i lost it...
the way to parenting kids is not making them fear you. rather, make them respect their consequences in a fair way and explain to them WHY you doing whatever they just did is bad. more importantly, the guy who is coming down FAIRLY with an iron fist is the ideal parent.
Crazy funny
That wheezing laugh 0:44
This guys gr8.
LOL! "And by they I mean "African Americans". So funny!
3:50 lmao
this guy is grape
Grape or great?
“Van Gundy guy under the bridge.” Sounds about right.
"VanGundy....Van Morrison...Rip Van Winkle." Ha!!
Billy making a literature references, amazing!
Really gonna miss those two...
I said get the fuck out of here! Lmao
This fuckin podcast was fuckin great. Bill burr is fuckin funny. KF fuckin C has decent fuckin chicken but fuckin churches is fuckin good too. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
+lmlBFMVlml And one more classic fuck, just to finish off the evening.
you know, popeyes bought churcges about ten years ago. popeyes is the best then churches. my fav churches is the one on grand ave in north stl.
I said get dafuq outta here lol😂
Hahah bill your hick voice never ceases to make me scream laugh, love your work brother . Keep it up ...or you'll be homeless I guess... As well as I would have much less material to listen to. ;)
Hahaha, Looking like the cast of friggin Annie.
3:50 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
4:38 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
And by "they" I mean African Americans lol... Love Bill burr
I hope you find the video about the oeople who ROIDED up some Ferrets and sold them as Poodles, fucking Hilarious
We no longer use the term "spastic" in the UK any more, largely because children would use the contraction "spaz" as a insult for someone if they were a bit slow or stupid.
Indeed the National Spastics Society changed its name in 1994 to "Scope" and thus, the term "Spaz" has generally fallen out of favour as a playground insult.
Now, if you are a bit slow or stupid you are likely to be called a "Scoper".
+Tr33fiddy i wonder if there are any american words that brits dont know of. this is the first time im hearing the word scoper lmao
+Ron Burgandy jk
+Tr33fiddy Kids always find a way. They're such assholes. XD
fucking spazzes
I use the term chicken very loosely